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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, he's getting naked about to.

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Speaker 3: Become good at boling. Let me just squeeze in it out.

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Speaker 3: You came back through.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four, bine three.

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Speaker 3: Hey, come onring Tuesday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 3: Here on Gold. Good morning, Jackie boy, Good morning guy,

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Speaker 3: Good morning Patsy. Patsy is the most organized person. I

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Speaker 3: know that every team member she knows a weekens in

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Speaker 3: advance their birthday is coming up. And then I just

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Speaker 3: found out. Please tell them what you were doing yesterday

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Speaker 3: with the Christmas gifts.

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Speaker 2: I was wrapping gifts.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 4: The fact that you've even got them to wrap them.

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Speaker 3: Oh my word. Yeah. I need to get those gifts,

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Speaker 3: don't I. It's December the first Thursday. So are all

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Speaker 3: your gifts wrapped?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: No, no no, but I just started yesterday because you

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Speaker 5: got to get them under the tree. Trees up and

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Speaker 5: it's begging for prisons.

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Speaker 3: That tree will be happening about two weeks time. Traditionally,

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Speaker 3: in a month called December is when we put ours up.

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Speaker 3: So is everyone's wrapped. Who are you wrapping yesterday?

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Speaker 2: I might have done a few team members yesterday.

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Speaker 4: So you you rap for the team members, then you

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Speaker 4: put them under your own trade.

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Speaker 2: That's where presents go. Check everything has a place.

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Speaker 3: Tree blessing.

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Speaker 2: I love this.

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Speaker 3: This is so sweet.

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Speaker 2: From my home to your home.

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Speaker 3: And to tell me this. Then in your relationship, do

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Speaker 3: you do all the wrapping?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I do? In mind serious Sarah's never rapped a single

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Speaker 3: present for the kids. I wrap all of them.

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Speaker 4: I'm surprised you're a good rapper because other ways you

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Speaker 4: organize this side.

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Speaker 3: I am a it's it's a it's an ordeal for

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Speaker 3: anyone to open any of my guests. I get through

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Speaker 3: a lot of salotape. It's like he's been sent international

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Speaker 3: or something. You know, people when they're some suspicious travelers

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Speaker 3: have done that sort of wrap around their supercases. Sixty

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Speaker 3: All right, we get it. No one's getting underwear or

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Speaker 3: whatever you got in your phone charger or your international adapter.

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Speaker 3: It's like aggressively wrapped. On the other end.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you get to that hotel and how you getting

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Speaker 4: your tooth scissors?

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Speaker 3: Aren't even in there? Are allowed to be in there?

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Speaker 3: How are you opening that up, it's impossible to get in.

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Speaker 3: It's like that on average.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't take it one of your daughters to open their Christmas.

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Speaker 3: It's quite a while they it requires scissors and stuff

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Speaker 3: like that. So you are you the designated wrapper? I am.

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Speaker 2: I love to wrap. It's like a sport for me.

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Speaker 5: It's got to be the perfect paper and the ribbon

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Speaker 5: and it's I have a theme eats here.

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Speaker 4: It's a way.

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Speaker 3: I really never know what to do with that tucky bit, right.

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Speaker 3: The easy bit is when you do that first sort

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Speaker 5: The secret is you can't have too much excess at

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Speaker 3: I call that tassel. I always too much tassel.

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Speaker 4: Always bolg.

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Speaker 3: What I will do to cover up the b is

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Speaker 4: It in the bolting down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like a corset basically, four out of

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying that this sometimes is a bit of

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Speaker 3: some reason. We're not quite sure why you're with the pros.

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Speaker 3: Chad was just telling me about how good his mum

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Speaker 4: Well, we're still all through the song. We were comparing notes

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Speaker 4: about how we wrap individual pretens. My mum as a

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Speaker 4: be an official gift wrapper at Northland. Oh wow, she

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Speaker 4: had to do a course before she went there. She

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Speaker 4: is ten out of ten when it comes to gift wrapping.

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Speaker 3: God, when they go do you want to we're offering

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Speaker 3: complimentarial gift rapping right. Yeah. It's suddenly Christmas is in

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Speaker 3: that moment, isn't it. I feel like confetti has dropped

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Speaker 3: a load in the car. Actually you do all of that.

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Speaker 4: But that's the present that sticks out under the tree,

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Speaker 4: that's all poorly wrapped in the exact same wrapping paper.

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Speaker 4: Then you've got this beautifully wrapped thing with sitting under there.

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Speaker 3: Under and they do this thing where you'll know about

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Speaker 3: this pants but you've learned how to do it, where

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Speaker 3: they get the ribbon and they get one of the

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Speaker 3: blades of the scissors. When they do that, that's like

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Speaker 3: high armmhen they go and then it's all curls up.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's easy. It's just like the friction with the knife.

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Speaker 3: You know what else though, it's all about that because

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Speaker 4: When you don't want to kill someone.

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Speaker 6: You just do that.

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Speaker 2: Don't make me get my blade out.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 5: No admyer at Maya, they don't even use They've got

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Speaker 5: a special way of not even using sticky tape. The

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Speaker 5: way they fold the paper it's like origami. They don't

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Speaker 5: Sits all in place. It's amazing. It's like voodoo.

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Speaker 3: My mum.

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Speaker 4: You see tape on the underside. So she used to

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Speaker 2: A double side tape.

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Speaker 3: Present, So could you do that with that double sided tape?

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Speaker 3: You couldn't you know. I'm actually tempted this year to

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Speaker 4: And then I'll get my dad to do one. That

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Speaker 4: is how he wraps presents, which is just get one

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Speaker 3: Every morning at around about eight thirty off the Patsy's News,

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Speaker 3: So the current time waste was fancy movies yesterday, winning

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Speaker 3: That's God plus all right, So they're posh movies. Someone

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Speaker 4: I think it will actually be more expensive for the

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Speaker 3: All right, So it's asking you to make a movie. Posh.

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Speaker 3: the Cuckoo's Nest. Gold. That's very good, Stephen, well done.

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Speaker 3: SpongeBob Fancy Pants silver gold, but thanks Sammy the Goldfather.

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Speaker 4: on the lookout for stolen oat milk. We get our

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Speaker 8: The packaging, hadn't been worn, still had tags.

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Speaker 3: The question you want to ask you is what got stolen?

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Speaker 3: There are some bad people out there, but they are

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Speaker 3: some oatmeal stolen by criminals, sick criminals, mongrels. As one

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Speaker 4: Them six leaders all that.

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Speaker 3: Wow, so one of those morning, Well, what got stolen? Fiona?

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Speaker 3: feefee and what got stolen so many many years ago.

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Speaker 10: They dragged it across our backyard, down an embankment, and

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Speaker 3: They used to weigh an absolute ton those things as well,

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Speaker 11: Literally, we didn't even know what's gone until my mom

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Speaker 3: Dame Theona, that's a great story. Do you know what?

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Speaker 3: I'm going to send you one of our amazing show pens.

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Speaker 10: Oh, thank you.

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Speaker 3: My pleasure, Happy Christmas. Thank you very much to call him.

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Speaker 3: I have a good day, Thanks you too, Donovan. Good morning,

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Speaker 12: Well, we wouldn't believe in.

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Speaker 13: It sounds ridiculous, but everything.

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Speaker 9: They literally took the pop and food out of the fridge,

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Speaker 13: Luckily the TV was so old and craddy they left that.

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Speaker 4: But you got no land suite to sit on and

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Speaker 3: Nothing, nothing, everything.

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Speaker 3: I never heard of that, literally gutting a place.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, gone everything. Oh we've got a whole new house.

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Speaker 12: But still, I mean that was the deepest, deepest, darkest

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Speaker 3: Wow. Wait all right, Jonathan, thank you very much, you

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Speaker 3: cool cal brighter.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jack Post has had oat milk stolen from a store.

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Speaker 3: Step what did they steal from you? This is an

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Speaker 3: incredible message. I just had him from one of you, Christian.

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Speaker 3: When I was in primary school, I had a little

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Speaker 4: I remember those. I had a pig one.

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Speaker 3: And then went back in. Someone stole the pooh out

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Speaker 3: of it. Christians stole the poo, Christian, the poo that is.

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Speaker 3: That's savage, isn't it. Who can do that? Michael? Good morning, Michael.

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Speaker 7: Yes, there you're going.

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Speaker 3: And Michael, what got stolen from you?

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Speaker 7: Well, first off, it was my car got stolen out

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Speaker 3: Oh my, I've never heard of that. To steal it

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Speaker 3: once is a nightmare. Please go no, no, no, don't

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Speaker 3: worry with the police. We we never even were the

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Speaker 4: It's probably while they were around your house telling you

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Speaker 3: We should have phoned in one day about short victory laps. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: it's gone again, gone again, gone ahead, And Michael Godos,

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Speaker 7: Six weeks later they found it wrecked. Oh so you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Michael, thank you very much to call me.

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Speaker 3: I have a good.

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Speaker 7: Day, Simon.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Simon, Welcome to the.

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Speaker 12: Great Christian Team. I was very lucky to grow up

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Speaker 12: in uniforms and went in and took out every marble fireplace,

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Speaker 3: It's'cable.

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Speaker 12: It was a very organized thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like Ocean's eleven fireplaces.

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Speaker 3: Un place, guys, you take you away clean enough to

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Speaker 3: though you think they're obviously they're going to send it

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, PODCA.

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Speaker 3: We're open up again for this week our big Book

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Speaker 3: of Listeners. We've got a couple of categories and every

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Speaker 3: number nine four one four one oh four three locked in.

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Speaker 3: Let's run them down for you. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: all right this morning. Youngest person to have a job.

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Speaker 3: I'm willing to bet there's a lot of people out

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Speaker 4: If we're going technically the first job I was paid for,

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Speaker 4: I would have been seven, eight nine years old. My

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Speaker 4: on Melbourne Cup Day.

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Speaker 3: We've never heard this, You're the original peaky Bhinders.

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Speaker 4: Just amongst family and friends. We'd have a big barbecue

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Speaker 4: and he would pay me thirty dollars on Melwyn Cup

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Speaker 4: Day to go and collect bets off papers. This is

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Speaker 4: brilliant collect money off like my grandpa, next door neighbor.

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Speaker 3: All right, So what we're saying seven year old.

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Speaker 4: Book keeper, seven year old book?

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Speaker 3: All right, we've got to start then, So youngest person

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Speaker 3: find this week, even if it's not this morning, oldest

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Speaker 3: persons still got a job on nine one oh four three.

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Speaker 3: And then I'm hoping we get great stories on this

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Speaker 3: shortest time from buying something to breaking it. Sometimes it

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Speaker 3: doesn't even make it home. Sometimes this is getting it

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Speaker 3: out the shop. There might be stories about what happened

446
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Speaker 3: is taken out of the shot we're getting it out

447
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Speaker 3: of the car. So shortest time from buying it to

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Speaker 3: breaking it? All right, that's what we're looking for today

449
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Speaker 3: in the Big Book of Listeners on nine four one

450
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Speaker 3: four one oh four three. Don't forget. At the end

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Speaker 3: of this week you will win one thousand dollars. Will

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Speaker 3: be in our last caller of the week and you're

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Speaker 3: are you holding up the pape.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we're going to depend but people loving the.

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Speaker 3: Pier, they are going down. Well, we do have a

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Speaker 3: limited edition. These will all go Friday. We're not coming

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Speaker 3: back next year with these pens. We think that Jack

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Speaker 3: and I think about getting into the rulers. Everyone's still

459
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Speaker 3: rocking rulers. Let's bring back an school for auld or

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Speaker 3: protractor protractor get the compass right, bring it back anyway

461
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Speaker 3: you can win a pen or one thousand dollars. Noine

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Speaker 3: four one four one o four three. Youngest person to

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Speaker 3: have a job? So what was the first person first

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Speaker 3: job you ever had? Oldest person with the job, and

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Speaker 3: then shortest time come from buying it to breaking it.

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Speaker 1: But Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're trying to find out who is the youngest person

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Speaker 3: to ever have a job? Oldest person with a job

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Speaker 3: and shortest time from you buying it to breaking it.

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Speaker 3: Good on into Karen. My dad is eighty five, still

471
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Speaker 3: runs his nursery in Wangaretta PASSEI you might know that

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Speaker 3: a load of stories coming through about the quickest time

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Speaker 3: going from buying it to break in it. Christian, my Christian,

474
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Speaker 3: this is from Patrick, my sister and I brought that

475
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Speaker 3: one of those remote control helicopters Christmas, the ones that

476
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Speaker 3: cost seven hundred dollars, about five foot long. He un

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Speaker 3: wraps it, cheers, takes it outside, immediately flies it into

478
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Speaker 3: a pond. I'd say max eight seconds. Christmas Day, I

479
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Speaker 3: wrapped a nice ted baker's shirt. I'll wear this today.

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Speaker 3: On Christmas Day, got the ironing board out, ironed it

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Speaker 3: and put a big bone hole in it. So I

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Speaker 3: went to go and fill up my drink. Lee bought

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Speaker 3: a new driver for golf. Twenty minute drive to the

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Speaker 3: driving range, smashed the shaft in the car park. Painful,

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Speaker 3: almost cried christ I remember watching TV once and the

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Speaker 3: reporter was chatting to the first generation of iPhones and

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Speaker 3: sad the kid to get out of the box, start

488
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Speaker 3: holding it and then dropped it, breaking it. We'll have

489
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Speaker 3: to see if we can find that this isn't Kieran.

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Speaker 3: When I was six, I got fishing rods, saved up

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Speaker 3: for it a pocket money, spent months saving up for it,

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Speaker 3: only to snap it in my bike spokes on the

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Speaker 3: way home from the fishing shop ten minutes. Max. Let's

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Speaker 3: go to Samantha here. Samantha, Hi, how are you very good? Samantha,

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Speaker 3: welcome to show. So you've got the shortest time from

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Speaker 3: buying it to breaking it?

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Speaker 14: Yes, Piers, I'm buying off this gorgeous stars that was

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Speaker 14: very expensive, and of looking at it for a couple

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Speaker 14: of weeks and I eventually saved the money, went and

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Speaker 14: got it and strutting back to the car park or

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Speaker 14: proud of my purchase, and twitched and smashed it. I

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Speaker 14: reckon it was like three to five minutes gone.

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Speaker 3: That's brutal, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: If you're see in the stores car park, can you

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Speaker 4: say it's the store's fault?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, probably not. It's nothing to do with it grasping

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Speaker 3: it any No, I think that is is they carry

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Speaker 3: out to the car would be so nervous. Samantha. Thank

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Speaker 3: you very much for story mate. You can have an

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Speaker 3: exclusive chopen. Thank you have a nice day, Peggy. Let's

511
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Speaker 3: to get Peggy on now. Good morning Peggy.

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Speaker 10: Hi Christian, how are you.

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Speaker 3: I'm good? So you reckon. You've got a listener with

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Speaker 3: the old oldest person to have a job.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I do. I have an uncle who's ninety two

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Speaker 15: years old. He only retired at eighty nine, working twelve

517
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Speaker 15: hour shifts, but they still need him calling back. He

518
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Speaker 15: actually drives the truck that grades the asphalt in the

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Speaker 15: eastern part of Canada. He's an absolute legend work machine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: Number Sports staffed in the summer and the Canadian summer

522
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Speaker 15: just passed and they called him back, so he kept

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Speaker 15: he kept working shifts.

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Speaker 4: Good on him.

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Speaker 3: This is amazing. And obviously that's a highly specialized job,

526
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Speaker 3: isn't it. He must be. He's like a mastery of it.

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Speaker 3: It's like a black belt in it.

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Speaker 15: Is an absolute Yeah, that's right, and they can't find

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Speaker 15: anybody to replace.

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Speaker 3: Them, so they the experience.

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Speaker 15: Isn't he sixty seven years he worked for the same company.

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Speaker 3: This feels like the lyrics of a Bruce Springsteen song

533
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Speaker 3: that needs to be written.

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Speaker 4: He's probably laid half the roads in Canada.

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Speaker 3: No joke. Absolutely, Peggy, that's a lovely one.

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Speaker 9: Correct.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, No, he's a legend. He's an absolute legend.

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Speaker 3: Peggy. I'm going to send you two pence, one for you,

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Speaker 3: one for that legend out there. Okay. A hero of

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Speaker 3: an as yet unwritten Bruce Bringsteen.

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Speaker 1: Song Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: In our Big Book of Listeners categories we're looking for today,

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Speaker 3: shortest time you went from buying it to breaking it.

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Speaker 3: Oldest person with a job, Good morning, Tim McGrath, who's

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Speaker 3: just texted in Christian a lady that works at packing

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Speaker 3: and florists. Look like she's over one hundred. I'm not

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Speaker 3: sure that's our actual agen.

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Speaker 4: It's not about nominating other people.

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Speaker 3: Come on, Tim, that is not the festive spirit. Okay,

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Speaker 3: we're better than that. We and the youngest person to

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Speaker 3: have a job on nine four one four one oh

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Speaker 3: four three. So so far as Jackie Boy, what have

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Speaker 3: we got in our Big Book of Listeners?

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Speaker 4: All right, We've got Patrick's brother who the helicopter on

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Speaker 4: Christmas Day into the pond, he says in the first

556
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Speaker 4: eight seconds of having it. Yeah, we got Peggy's ninety

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Speaker 4: two year old uncle who laid all the Ashpholt on

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Speaker 4: the roads in Canada. And we're still looking for how

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Speaker 4: young you were when you were in your first job.

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Speaker 3: All right, at the moment, Jack is the youngest person

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Speaker 3: to have a job a bookie at the age of seven.

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Speaker 3: Christian I bought a hedge trimmer Bunnings at eleven am,

563
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Speaker 3: cut through the wire at eleven thirteen am, had to

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Speaker 3: go back by another one and did exactly the same thing.

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Speaker 3: Gave up Ernie tom over the weekend. Christian what a

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Speaker 3: fifty dollars ceramic plant pot for an outdoor Christmas tree

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Speaker 3: paper It went over a bump with the trolley in

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Speaker 3: the car, Parker smashed him duty three bottle of Bailey's

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Speaker 3: Irish Kremlin Cure dropped it, smashed it on the way

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Speaker 3: to the walkway bridge onto the plane. Baileyes went everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Smell great though, Liz Christian I brought a bag of

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Speaker 3: dog food, put it down by the car for first time.

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Speaker 3: These are incredible, Lester, and thank you very much. That

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Speaker 3: all right, let's take some calls. Have we got here?

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Speaker 3: We got Ellie? Good morning, Ellie Christin, how are you going?

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Speaker 3: I'm going to die? So you've got a story for us.

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Speaker 3: The shortest time for buying it to breaking it.

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Speaker 10: Yes, well, kind of from gifting to destruction.

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Speaker 3: So for my.

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Speaker 10: Husband's birthday this year, we've got him a fancy new

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Speaker 10: pair of sunglasses and we're having lunch, so we opened

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Speaker 10: them at the table, then sort of put the bag

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Speaker 10: under the table for the next gift. By the time

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Speaker 10: he went back down there, the dog had decided to

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Speaker 10: chew through the lens, the packaging.

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Speaker 3: And the ratting. Some strong old dog.

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Speaker 10: Oh yes, So I was a bit mortified to turn

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Speaker 10: up back at the sunglass shop the next day. It

589
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Speaker 10: asked to use their talk forlorantin to replacements.

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Speaker 4: They just came out of the pack like this. I

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Speaker 4: don't know what happened.

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Speaker 10: They just didn't past quality in fiction.

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Speaker 3: So, Eddie, that's a great story. We're sending one of

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Speaker 3: our exclusives show pens true. All right, thanks mate, Neil.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian. Yeah, I'm good. So youngest job. How

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Speaker 3: old we are?

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Speaker 13: I'm on par with Jack O seven?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? What were you doing? Jack? Was a book? At seven?

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Speaker 3: What were you?

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Speaker 13: I was squashing boxes at the back of a bottle.

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Speaker 3: Eye do with that and put lumpers out of the back.

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Speaker 3: There was it? Regular work. Yeah, were you paid?

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Speaker 13: Yes, it was every Wednesday after primary school. I'll pay

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Speaker 13: a pack of the chips and bottle of character.

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Speaker 3: That's more than some of the bit work on the show.

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Speaker 3: Get to be Fair, Neil. Thank you very much, you cormote.

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Speaker 3: We'll send you one of our pens. That's a great one.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Thank you. Depends on Mark. Good morning, good morning?

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Speaker 13: How are we all?

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Speaker 3: Everyone's good? Mark? And what is it for you? What's

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Speaker 3: your story for a big book of listeners?

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Speaker 13: Started working nineteen sixty six as a six year old

613
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Speaker 13: boy collecting beer bottles.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, we now got movement, going from seven to six.

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Speaker 3: And so was this when he used to get money

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Speaker 3: back for bottles?

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Speaker 13: Yes, used to get two cents a dozen. He used

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Speaker 13: to ring the bottle bow every month to come and

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Speaker 13: collect them.

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Speaker 3: And so had you built up quite a sort of business?

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Speaker 3: What did you collect all the beer bottles in?

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Speaker 13: I got my dad to build me a billy cart

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Speaker 13: and it used to hold eighteen bottles at a time,

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Speaker 13: and I walked around the straits to everyone who drank beer,

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Speaker 13: and I load the bottles out the front for me.

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Speaker 3: This is such a lovely scene, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: This.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's a lovely story.

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Speaker 4: And were there any I was going to say alcoholic

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Speaker 4: neigbors that would be more reliable than others, But were

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Speaker 4: there anyone.

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Speaker 13: Drinking just to say yeah, let's just say every Forday?

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Speaker 13: Not a lot of them went to the sand Down

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Speaker 13: Hotel for a couple of points.

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Speaker 4: I through my question. I regretted time.

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Speaker 3: We do that. I lived in the listeners. Can't we

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Speaker 3: biggest Elki listener? Oh?

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Speaker 13: True?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: And the hardest thing was it took me two and

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Speaker 13: a half years to get a doll idy fired to

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Speaker 13: buy my first spood.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Christian, my wife and I brought a glass tabletop at

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Speaker 3: they killed an esplanade market, broke the glass getting it

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Speaker 3: into the car one minute twenty seconds top. I recommend

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Speaker 3: payment to loading. That's from Jack Christian. I haven't heard

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Speaker 3: all these stories this morning about shortest time from buying

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Speaker 3: it to break in it. When I was fifteen, the

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Speaker 3: song God This takes about highest state of consciousness? Is

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Speaker 3: that Josh wink I think was released. Me and my

652
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Speaker 3: mate Barbes brought the CD. We went half we bolted

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Speaker 3: home to listen to it as he got to the

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Speaker 3: front door. I threw my bag on the floor, and

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Speaker 3: old mate barbes it was as eager as me to

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Speaker 3: get that to a highest state of a CD on

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Speaker 3: accidentally stepped on my bag. We birth heard a CD crunch.

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Speaker 3: We're literally opened the bag shattered. CD had to go

659
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 3: back the next day and rebuy the CD. I'm gonna

660
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 3: have to find a drop now of higher state of consciousness.

661
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 3: That song was huge. You won't believe what I saw yesterday.

662
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 4: What did you see?

663
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 3: I'll tell you right now. So I'm a I'm in

664
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 3: a suburb near here, and I see I'm just going

665
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 3: to describe it. No judgment. So I'm just gonna describe

666
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 3: what I saw. There's no judgment. I saw. You won't

667
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 3: believe I saw yesterday. First thing I saw us that Wow.

668
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 3: I saw a lady and she looked and some people

669
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 3: just do, don't they Sometimes we will look at it

670
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 3: on this fish fist. This lady had had some stuff happened, hardened, hearty, character, stout, strong, solid, immovable,

671
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 3: just one of those where you know you almost feel

672
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 3: like I won't want to get to kick off. She

673
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 3: would too me up, as they said, See, she'd like

674
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 3: me up anyway. She was was she was? I thought

675
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 3: she was looking at me sort of timulate. I was

676
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 3: actually going to give her my phone whatever you want,

677
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 3: please my looks am I living? Please don't smash me

678
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 3: up anyway. See that she's looking behind me, and there's

679
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 3: this little sort of uh maybe a Yorkshire terry of

680
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 3: a dog, but he's like a pig. This thing's he's floated.

681
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 3: They're two of them together, are a team. Okay. He's

682
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 3: got a piece of meat on his hair that he's eating.

683
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 3: As he sort of pads back to her right, she

684
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 3: gets out of her pocket another lump of meat, chucks

685
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 3: it towards me and old mate. The little dog turns

686
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Speaker 3: around and go.

687
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 4: She had a part.

688
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 3: She's at the front of her house by the gate.

689
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 3: This is like midday on a Monday, all right. And

690
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 3: I slowed down because I'm like, this is as good

691
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 3: as it's going to get in my life today. I

692
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 3: want to watch all whatever's going on between you two.

693
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 3: I want roa seats. Oh, mate goes and I tend

694
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 3: to slow down to be answering an email. I'm not

695
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 3: just saying she got another bit of meat in that

696
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 3: in that pocket. Yeah, she's got another bit, chucks it

697
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 3: again again. That's the way she must exercise down the

698
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 3: road for him to go, and then chucks another one.

699
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 4: But surely the exercise is getting in the ten meters

700
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 4: that he runs to get the meat.

701
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 3: The met I ain't quistioning this woman or otherwise she's

702
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 3: breaking bits of meal and feeding it to old pig dog.

703
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 3: So anyway, this morning I wanted to call us up.

704
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 3: Just be honest, no judgments. What do you do for

705
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 3: your dog? We all go to these if we act

706
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 3: all just not dogs, any pets, right, we all sometimes

707
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 3: go to these extraordinary lengths to keep them happy. Kalem,

708
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 3: please share with us, right, no judgments. What does your

709
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 3: partner do for your dog? Henry? Who is everything to you? Guys?

710
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 8: He's beautiful, But she sits with him at dinner time

711
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 8: and feeds him by hand.

712
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 4: Because individual bits of drive food one at a time,

713
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 4: and they wonder why he went out of the bowl.

714
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 3: Because that's just like screw that, where's the butler.

715
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 4: He's so precious.

716
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 2: He just he's not a big eater.

717
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 8: He's not, you know, pushed by food or anything like that.

718
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 8: So we have to basically force him to and the

719
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 8: only way he'll do it is eat it from her head.

720
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 3: I just presumed it was out of a spoon or

721
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 3: a ladle. Of course the bowl won't be all nice

722
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 3: and fleshy and handy.

723
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: He's not sitting at the table while she's doing it.

724
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 4: No, no, no no.

725
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 8: And he's designated spot.

726
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 4: He's reclined on a land. She feeds them from above.

727
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a cha's lawn. She's played out on Patsy.

728
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 3: What do you do for President?

729
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:46,240
Speaker 5: I brush his teeth only, I will say, on Vet's orders,

730
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 5: because he was getting a bit of a pluck build up,

731
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Speaker 5: so I had to get special.

732
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,280
Speaker 3: Is this a gimmick from the pets to the vets

733
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 3: to get more money out of the choppers?

734
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 2: They look so white?

735
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 3: You have seen a dog or anything that with no

736
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 3: teeth without getting feeling.

737
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 4: It's not like they're drinking soft drink.

738
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 3: Need to worry about that, the breadthstre monkey anyway, They

739
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 3: eat their own poop. They don't need good teeth.

740
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 5: They beat once a week on a Sunday, is out

741
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 5: brushing the teeth day. He loves it, sits down, waits

742
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 5: for We've.

743
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 3: Got German shepherd dogs. She's she's eight now so she

744
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 3: German shepherd dogs. They struggle lot with hip dysplasia, so

745
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 3: anyway her hips aren't very good. So she leaps out

746
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 3: the carb andy time we go for a dog walk.

747
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 3: The moment you open the book, she's flying out and

748
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 3: then jumping back in. It's doing it. My wife wants

749
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 3: us to find a ramp.

750
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 4: Oh, they're brilliant apart from the back of the car down.

751
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, the big dogs, you've got to have a rant

752
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 2: when they get older.

753
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 3: Are they can use it? That dog just they just

754
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 3: see that dog park and they're like ied in it.

755
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 3: It's not going to gradually amble down a runway or something.

756
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 4: It's going to wait for you to get out of

757
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 4: the car.

758
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 3: Never gonna work.

759
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

760
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 3: We Love our Pets. I wanted to call us up today, Christian.

761
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 3: You won't believe what we do for our pets. Christian.

762
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 3: We are about to pay two thousand dollars to get

763
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 3: a dog door installed through the laundry wall and then

764
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 3: get a deck and ramp installed outside for him. That

765
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 3: dog is gonna have a great Christmas. Is that is

766
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 3: Christmas present?

767
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 4: That you're not getting much for two thousand dollars just

768
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,280
Speaker 4: a dog.

769
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Speaker 3: Door in a rampty ground, a dog reno.

770
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 9: Wow, will we.

771
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 3: Christian? We have an American bulldog rescue dog. He's had

772
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 3: a tough life. When we got him weighed under thirty kilos.

773
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 3: He now where he's a sodid forty five kilos. We

774
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 3: have a ramp so that he can get in out

775
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 3: of the back of the car. We without it, we'd

776
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,439
Speaker 3: have to lift him and we actually hurt our backs.

777
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 3: That's on, Jack, thank you very much. Chat all right,

778
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 3: So I.

779
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 4: Also took a call from Kelly. Had to keep going.

780
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 4: But she's her dog has a bed in every room

781
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 4: of the house.

782
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 3: Every single room. It's amazing, all right. Nine four one

783
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 3: four one o four three. Let's got a Kate here,

784
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 3: Come on in, Kate, Hello, hell are you? I'm good Kate,

785
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show. So what do you do for

786
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 3: your pet?

787
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 9: It's my husband. Since he got his new dog, his

788
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,760
Speaker 9: love of his life, we haven't been able to celebrate

789
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 9: news with humans.

790
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 3: We he celebrates it with the dog.

791
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 9: Yes, the dog doesn't like fireworks and gets distress, so

792
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 9: we can't possibly leave him alone.

793
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 16: And at about eleven.

794
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 9: O'clock we have to doggie in the car and go

795
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 9: for driving to the country.

796
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 3: But why so you get out of town because otherwise

797
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 3: there's fireworks everywhere, have them going for hours.

798
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 9: Sometimes we've had to leave as early as ten. But

799
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 9: you know, God for bid, puppy gets a bit distressed.

800
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, our dogs don't like it. Yeah, the fireworks that

801
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 3: they get ready.

802
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 9: And I'm pretty sure you still celebrate news with people.

803
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 3: I don't want to get involved in this still cult case.

804
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 3: Why I'm in the dog.

805
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 4: It's not even that you you drive to the country

806
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 4: and stay the night. You drive to the country, stay

807
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 4: out there for midnight, and then drive back.

808
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 9: To drive around for a few hours. This is in

809
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 9: the country, and when you think about it.

810
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 3: It's not the way to mind an end of a

811
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 3: year and a new year. Try and the two of

812
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 3: you with the old dog in the back seat in

813
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 3: the rearview mirror. So would that be again news this

814
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 3: year heading out?

815
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, unless the dog's not with us.

816
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 3: Sounds like Kay's got a plan. Oh, thank thank god.

817
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 9: You didn't ask what he does with cats? Yeah, another story.

818
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 3: You can't. What do you mean what he does with cats?

819
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 9: I had cancer and had radiation treatment and when I

820
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 9: was released from hospital. They said, you know, you shouldn't

821
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 9: have your pets around because of course cats will sleep

822
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 9: with you. My husband didn't want the cat to go

823
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 9: to a cat home because she'd be upset. He suggested

824
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 9: maybe I leave hospital and go stay with my parents.

825
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 3: You know, listen, we're staying true to the question here.

826
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 3: You don't believe this is one of the what I

827
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 3: can't imagine that? Yeah, but she kind of did as

828
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 3: well because other people need to know about that.

829
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,439
Speaker 9: He's kind of still paying for that one.

830
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Speaker 3: Damn right, he should be. Kate coming home from hosbond

831
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Speaker 3: and cancer stake. Oh wow, Kate, I really deserve a pen.

832
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 3: Come on, it was almost me. You going to survive

833
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 3: cancer and you've got to show is this lousy pen?

834
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Speaker 3: Three pence? Okay, all right, Kate, great story, Thank you

835
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 3: very much. By all right, let's go to uh, let's

836
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Speaker 3: go to Debbie. Debbie, what do you do for your pets?

837
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Speaker 16: It's not me, it's my mom. And every time she

838
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,439
Speaker 16: has a cup of tea, so does a dog.

839
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 3: The dogs like tea. I've got to ask, can I

840
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 3: speak to mom?

841
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 16: No, Mom's not I live with mom.

842
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 3: Oh I see, I thought she was in a car

843
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,399
Speaker 3: with you. What is your mom? All right? What does

844
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 3: your mom feed the tea in the dog bowl?

845
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 16: No, she has a bigger mug. She has a wider

846
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 16: mud so that the dog can drink the tea.

847
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 3: And then I lit biscuit. It's always in the afternoon,

848
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 3: any time time, anytime, it's tea time. And what is

849
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:58,799
Speaker 3: it like? What kind of tea does it go for?

850
00:41:58,880 --> 00:41:59,959
Speaker 3: It is you got a favorite brown?

851
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 16: I have no idea. But once mom uses her tea bag,

852
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 16: she uses a tea bag for the dog, so it's

853
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 16: not as strong.

854
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 12: But yeah, they have together tea.

855
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 3: That is just less. That's amazing. All right, here's what's

856
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 3: going to happen. Three pens to come in your way,

857
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 3: one for if you dodged the car, one for you DeBie. Okay,

858
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 3: thank you, that's awesome. I know our pleasure. Great story.

859
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Speaker 3: Thank you very much.

860
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Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show Podcast.

861
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Speaker 3: Christian, the message you went out from someone who's shelling

862
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 3: out two thousand dollars for a dog door to be

863
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 3: installed is nothing. Get load of this. I've had to

864
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 3: reread this a couple of times. Think it may be

865
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Speaker 3: a bit tired and slow. This morning, our food bill

866
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Speaker 3: for our twelve cats.

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Speaker 4: Well there's your problem.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, two thousand a.

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Speaker 2: Month, whoa what are they having?

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Speaker 1: Via?

871
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 3: Then they got chucking like cat litter which is forty

872
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 3: two dollars a week and any VIP bills?

873
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 4: I mean, twelve twelve cats? Why did you do that?

874
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 3: Do you need that many? I was? I remember chatter

875
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 3: song once and his son had become good friends with

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Speaker 3: Slash's son, right from guns and horses. Yeap went round

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Speaker 3: here to say, so that someone went round his house, right,

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Speaker 3: and that a black cat, right, and it slashes cat course,

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Speaker 3: slash the guitars and guns road. It's kind of a

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Speaker 3: black cat. Anyway, this young answer said. He everywhere went

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Speaker 3: in the house, they kept seeing his black cat. So

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Speaker 3: he said to his mate that cat gets everywhere. No, no,

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Speaker 3: dad's got ten black cats. Slash would have ten black cats,

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Speaker 3: would anyway. All right, So tell us about the panpering

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Speaker 3: you do for your pets. Let's go to Aaron. Good morning, Aaron,

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Speaker 3: Good morning Aaron. How do you pamper your pets?

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Speaker 9: Mae?

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Speaker 11: We have two beautiful libordodles, Liam and Larry through COVID.

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Speaker 11: We here are yeah it is. We started cooking them

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Speaker 11: a banquet more or less every week. They would have

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Speaker 11: a different meal every day. So we had a fish,

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Speaker 11: a turkey, a lamb, a kangaroo, and a chicken.

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Speaker 3: Coming around to yours salmon. I'll get down to all

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Speaker 3: fours if I can eat like that, but a little

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Speaker 3: bowled out for me. Yeah.

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Speaker 11: Well, so they get fresh veggies I think out of

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Speaker 11: a packet. Was all fresh veggies with fresh protein. And

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Speaker 11: they'd get a different meal every day. And on top

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Speaker 11: of my wife would hand feed them.

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Speaker 3: Then second hand feeder. We've heard this morning. Second hand feeder,

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Speaker 3: we've heard this more. This is amazing. Yeah.

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Speaker 11: So then from there, if the dogs happened to get

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Speaker 11: into our bed before my wife did, she didn't want

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Speaker 11: to wake them, so she'd go and sleep in the

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Speaker 11: stair room.

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Speaker 3: Come on, come on, this is ridiculous. I'd expect this

907
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Speaker 3: in America, but not Australia. Come on, standards people.

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Speaker 11: I don't to prove this. But so we had some

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Speaker 11: friends of ours that would come over and visit us

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Speaker 11: and took a liking to the food.

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Speaker 3: So fast forward twelve.

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Speaker 11: Months we actually started a business called Larry's Lunch, where

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Speaker 11: we do these homecook delivered meals for dogs.

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Speaker 3: Now how many you kidd me? What great idea.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, So we're servicing a lot of dogs. It's a

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Speaker 11: month to month subscription. You get a fortnight lead and

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Speaker 11: it's all affordable. You get a fortnightly delivery and the

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Speaker 11: meals essentially it's meals on wheels for dogs and it

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Speaker 11: gets delivered to your front door and.

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Speaker 3: Ida fresh food for your poachers. And how's it going

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Speaker 3: to be honest, it's going great the world. It's been awesome.

922
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Speaker 11: We're getting a lot of great responses for people at

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Speaker 11: dogs with dietary requirements and need to lose weight, need

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Speaker 11: to improve their health.

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Speaker 3: And I want to make a documentary about you guys.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to have to find out more. And how

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Speaker 3: can they find out more about Larry's lunches because there's

928
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Speaker 3: be a whole lot of people listening right now that

929
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Speaker 3: we want to find out more. Where do they go?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, we're everywhere where on the Where on the web,

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Speaker 11: Larry's Lunch, dot com, dot at you, We're on Instagram,

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Speaker 11: is Larry's Lunch pet Food, Facebook, Larry's Lunch pet Food

933
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Speaker 11: or if there's any inquiries they can they get us

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Speaker 11: on the website.

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Speaker 3: Good on you for doing this.

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Speaker 4: Done er and but you've brought that now you're not

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Speaker 4: all your wife and you aren't cooking it at home

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Speaker 4: every night.

939
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Speaker 11: No, no, we've got we've got an industrial kitchen over

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Speaker 11: in Malvern.

941
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Speaker 3: So no, we're yeah, we we we.

942
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Speaker 11: Progressed out of the kitchen. Liam and Larry are not

943
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Speaker 11: happy because they can't hang around for scratch.

944
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Speaker 3: They're the first victims of the success of Larry's Lunches.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, so they've.

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Speaker 11: My wife, you know, she's got a couple of extra

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Speaker 11: new pictulos for them, and they're are you know, Larry,

948
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Speaker 11: Larry and Liam slept with me last night and my

949
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Speaker 11: wife was in the spare room with that four month

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Speaker 11: old daughter.

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Speaker 3: Look up, Aaron, good on it. I mean, people still

952
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Speaker 3: talk about the pivots that people did during COVI, but

953
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Speaker 3: this is the best one I've heard. Well done, and

954
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Speaker 3: so Larry's Lunches. I'm going to we'll give you a

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Speaker 3: follow on Instagram. Thanks mate.

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Speaker 11: I appreciate the time.

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Speaker 3: Guys. No, no, no, because's got idea. Good on you, Aaron.

958
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Speaker 3: All right, let's squeeze one more in before the news.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Ross. Good morning Ross, guys. Here you going,

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Speaker 3: We're good so how do spoil your pet?

961
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Speaker 6: Well, my wife and I leave for work about six

962
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Speaker 6: o'clock in the morning, and we have to put the

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Speaker 6: TV on ninety nine go for the cartoons so the

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Speaker 6: dog can keep quiet and sit on the couch and

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Speaker 6: watch TV all day.

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Speaker 3: Oh, this is great, the thought of having lonely pets

967
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Speaker 3: while people are at work all day. Stick the TV

968
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Speaker 3: or stick the radio on.

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Speaker 6: He likes the TV because he likes the cartoons in

970
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Speaker 6: the morning, and when we get home at night, he's

971
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Speaker 6: watching Everybody Loves Raymond?

972
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 3: Who doesn't love that show? Who does want? In the day?

973
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Speaker 3: With a chuckle at his mom and dad, do you

974
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 3: know what, I might start trying to watch a cartoon

975
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Speaker 3: at nine o'clock and then everybody in the evening that

976
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Speaker 3: is That is such a great call, Russ. We're going

977
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Speaker 3: to give you two pens.

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Speaker 6: Thanks for that.

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00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 3: Hi, my pleasure. Thanks you cool.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 3: As a week one wraps up, police have described this

982
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 3: year's schoolies as the most boring ever. Why are they

983
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 3: saying that that's like goading those kids who are heading

984
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 3: on schoolies or are on schoolies right now?

985
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 4: It's just really exciting their last few days because it

986
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 4: ends this week. Go nuts.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's what we need to be saying

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Speaker 3: on it us.

989
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 4: I mean schools kids are getting up at eight forty.

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Speaker 3: They're heading home. Authority said. School leaves are trading in

991
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 3: hangovers for wholesome daytime activities like paddle boarding and swapping

992
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 3: schooners for smashed abborn to's. We should be encouraging this

993
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Speaker 3: and the police rather than going boring. So today is

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Speaker 3: National Killer your Boredom Day. We're looking for your boring bands.

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00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 3: All right, boring bands? Who's at Borfest? Meh? Telica silver

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Speaker 3: tires forty one, not some forty one tiresome, silver tiresome.

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00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 3: That man Michael Bouble, he's not bored. But what if

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Speaker 3: he turned up one day and his start going, Yeah,

999
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 3: these songs will go he'd be Michael Blase. I love

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Speaker 3: ben Folds, but not ben Folds laundry singers a song

1001
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 3: he's doing this laundry. He's got a washing machine on stage.

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00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 3: Beyond sy single Lady ring on it or plants join us? Yeah,

1003
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 3: silver squeeze the silver on that one? All right? What

1004
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 3: have you got for board bands?

1005
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,760
Speaker 4: The Killers aren't boring, very lively band. But the buzz Killers.

1006
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: Oh that's.

1007
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 4: On Weezer, very good.

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00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 3: Gold plus for use of the French word on.

1009
00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 4: We Creating's clear Water recital. Oh, they have to go

1010
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 4: to the kids recital. It's going to be boring.

1011
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 3: While in Obo his music while I played is boring.

1012
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 4: Bronze and Tom Waits a long time.

1013
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 3: God. Plus. You can have a pen cal Broer.

1014
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Kyl's Show podcast.

1015
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 3: No, not during the show. We're not Christmas shopping during

1016
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Speaker 3: the show. You're a producer. This is a man who's

1017
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 3: easy distracted. We have been talking about Christmas present gift

1018
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 3: ideas during the show to a producer Kate, and she's

1019
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 3: now just picks up a laptop showing a page of

1020
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 3: Apple watches to Jack Bos the song was ending, Come on,

1021
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 3: we're done in seven minutes. We're not online shopping.

1022
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 4: You have my focus, Kate.

1023
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 3: There we can't speak for all right. Time for the

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00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 3: tie Wayster Pretty Joel tickets up for grabs.

1025
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Speaker 4: Also, I think there was a unanimous feeling that you

1026
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 4: should change the idea that you're getting your wife for Christmas.

1027
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 3: Come back to this time. It's intransit.

1028
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 4: Well it's too late.

1029
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 3: Let's come back to this tomorrow. Ali boring bands for

1030
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Speaker 3: Billy Joel Okay, Lady blah blah. Silver, that's so Andrew

1031
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 3: not counting crows but counting sheep. Gold, Chris McNeil monotones

1032
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Speaker 3: and I Gold Cory, that's very funny monotones and I

1033
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 3: Destiny's Chess.

1034
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 4: No chess isn't boring.

1035
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Speaker 17: Bronze, nord Varna Silver, Poetry at the Disco, Gold, I

1036
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Speaker 17: don't gleam, that's very good, The Who Cares Gold, Snoozy

1037
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Speaker 17: Quatro Gold, Rebecca tedious d instead of tenacious D, Silver, Delta,

1038
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Speaker 17: Boredom Gold Beck lawn bowling for soup Gold.

1039
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Speaker 3: We've opened up a door, didn't I with our my

1040
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 3: son forty one one. Now they're all coming out. Snooze,

1041
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 3: Snooze top set ofs Ezy Top Bronze, Street Boys Bronze

1042
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 3: instead of you two, you too bads. Sounds like when

1043
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 3: he teaches at school, might crack that one. You too bad? Am?

1044
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 3: I right, kids, Sermon and Guf Uncle Gold watching paink

1045
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 3: dry Sebastian, the dry Guy Silver Place, Adam Lambert Silver,

1046
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 3: Pushy cat does instead of dogs.

1047
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Speaker 4: Yeah, gold.

1048
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, great day bronze rage against the spring clean silver

1049
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 3: and I don't get this one. Just an empty lake.

1050
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 3: It's an empty day, so it's place boring.

1051
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 4: I guess that would be bought.

1052
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he went for a nice walk to lake.

1053
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Speaker 3: It's his it's not getting Billy Yeah, Okay, who is

1054
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 3: getting the Billagel tickets?

1055
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Speaker 4: I think his name is Glenn definitely started with the

1056
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Speaker 4: g poetry at the disco.

1057
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Speaker 1: But Christian Connall Show podcast.

1058
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 3: I support the soccer use I hope you return that

1059
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 3: good will by tomorrow morning at six a m. Support

1060
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 3: three lines England as we take on Welles in No,

1061
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 3: no one, no one. People are not in their head

1062
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 3: on this team. No one's ever going to do that,

1063
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 3: are they. It's just me tomorrow in the studio you're joining,

1064
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 3: weren't Caitlin? Were you sure?

1065
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Speaker 4: Sure?

1066
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 3: No? Is this going to be me? Perhaps?

1067
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Speaker 2: No way?

1068
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 3: So you're going to cheer on Wales.

1069
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 4: Yep, just as I do like an underdog.

1070
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, some I can see in the building about

1071
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Speaker 3: that workplace bullying just despite you.

1072
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Speaker 4: I love an underdog and Wild's beating England.

1073
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 3: Support soccers. They're the underdog Wells all right, tomorrow show,

1074
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Speaker 3: then me just supporting only me some on the three

1075
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Speaker 3: lines on tomorrow show. We'd love to hear your stories

1076
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 3: about the shortest victory lamp. We heard a story from

1077
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 3: a guy today who got his car stole and then

1078
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 3: the police said we found it. Then the police rang

1079
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Speaker 3: back to say it's been star again from the tow

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Speaker 3: truck went twice for a very short victory lap, and

1081
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Speaker 3: please carry on the stories we had today. We had

1082
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Speaker 3: to move on to the time waster, otherwise we could

1083
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Speaker 3: have taken another hour of the calls about how you

1084
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Speaker 3: pampy your pets. Some amazing scenes to down the show.

1085
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Speaker 3: And if you're emailing, I had no idea that we

1086
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Speaker 3: got a hundred of these cheapest chips pens. I know

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Speaker 3: people are going nuts for these show. It's an official

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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show pen. I have to say, they watch it.

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Speaker 3: It's a half decent pen.

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Speaker 4: It writes well, and that's all you. It feels flimsy

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Speaker 4: in the hand, but it writes well.

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Speaker 3: Light in the hand, beautiful on the eye. Every email

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Speaker 3: that gets on the show tomorrow wins a pen. Christian

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Speaker 3: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au so shorts, Victory

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Speaker 3: lap and how do you pampa your pets? Thanks you all,

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Speaker 3: amazing calls today, outstanding work.

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