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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 2: No business like show business here. My mum used to

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Speaker 2: catch the bus to school with Barry Crocker.

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Speaker 3: In the early eighties.

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Speaker 1: I was the chevron and I turned to the lift

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Speaker 3: Was mate Lofe.

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Speaker 2: Kylie Minaud came to a party at my house.

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Speaker 4: I played against pet Cashiu's mom earlier this year.

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Speaker 3: At a Bali charity golf event.

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Speaker 1: I outro Nickerywoll Christian O'Connell's weakest claim to face All.

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Speaker 2: Those were just last week. It's not not the best

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Speaker 2: of the year. Those were just last week. I remember

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Speaker 2: that guy who we threw off at the end. I

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Speaker 2: reckon the outdro five to two. I reckon the out

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Speaker 2: Nick revolt. There's no way, no way, all right, So

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Speaker 2: let's hear about yours. No. Four one O four three?

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Speaker 2: What is your weakest claim to fame? No claim to fame?

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Speaker 2: Two week? Nadia Hi, Christian, Hello, Nadia, Welcome to week

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Speaker 2: is claim to fame? Off you go? What have you

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Speaker 2: got for us?

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Speaker 3: My weakest claim to fame is actually my mom. She

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Speaker 3: met Mussolini at the train station and she.

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Speaker 4: Was picked up and giving a hug and a kiss,

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Speaker 4: and yeah, so that's my mom's weakest claim to fame.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Mussolini. Not any many evil people on this Hitler

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Speaker 2: to fame or anything on that, or Poulter or Robert McCarthy.

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Speaker 4: No, just just.

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Speaker 2: I reckon this be the first time, maybe this decade,

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Speaker 2: in with a Mussolini story that deserves price. It's quety content.

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Speaker 2: You're throwing shade all the other callers on all radio shows.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, don't even bother taking any other caller, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: You peak top of the mountain Mussolini hugging Mussolini didn't

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Speaker 4: But still yeah, still hugger. Yeah, so that's.

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Speaker 2: It's something, my friend. It's a different feature. All right, Nadia,

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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go to young Hugo. Good morning, Hugo,

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Speaker 2: Hi Hugo. There he is live on the school run.

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Speaker 2: I'm guessing no, I'm just.

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Speaker 4: Stay at home.

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Speaker 2: When are you going to head out to school? Hugo?

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Speaker 2: Eight forty eight forty gotcha? And when do you do

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Speaker 4: We we drive birth and then we walk.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah the commoners. Yeah, they old Bentley around

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Speaker 2: the court. The last bit of oh, gotcha, gotcha, Hugo.

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Speaker 2: How old are you mate?

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Speaker 4: I'm eleven?

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Speaker 2: All right, gotcha? Well, thank you very much for giving

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Speaker 2: or a friend or a family member, Hugo.

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Speaker 4: My family member?

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Speaker 2: Okay, and who is the family member?

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Speaker 4: My grandpa on my mom's side has pieces of toilet

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Speaker 5: One he's got you say, well, he's your granddaddy's and

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Speaker 4: Pieces of toilet paper. He couldn't steal the whole.

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Speaker 2: She's gonna go, wait are you going with that? What's that?

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Speaker 2: I need that? So are you hoping Hugo's going to

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Definitely on all that side of the family.

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Speaker 2: How many pieces have you got in there? Have you

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Speaker 4: What are we talking, just want to actually seen them

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Speaker 4: yet my mom has. I think it's about like three

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Speaker 2: You need to go toilet toilet paper? Do you know

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Speaker 4: No, I think he just went in there to get

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Speaker 2: Oh wow. Okay, that's those different mats. You know, they're

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Speaker 4: It's locked in a safe and I don't know where

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Speaker 2: Crack the sake that the next big game we play

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Speaker 2: that is incredible. And what do you think they're going

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Speaker 2: to see the Loo role.

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Speaker 2: Time I'm there enough one hundred percent you be doing that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And what's the name of old Grandpa Joe who's stolen

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Speaker 4: His name's rich but he goes by the name David

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Speaker 2: Sure is the name's Richard.

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Speaker 4: Did he stop the tradition of naming every naming the

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Speaker 2: Okay? Yea Kings used to do that. This is incredible. Well,

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Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to getting a call from you one day, Hugo,

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Speaker 2: when you've seen these pieces of lou roll.

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Speaker 2: You've got it in my hand, Christian, I have the

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Speaker 2: Queen's lou Role.

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Speaker 4: And I'm pretty sure I haven't even that fancy. I'm

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Speaker 2: Said I disagreed to Hugo. I've been to the toilet

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Speaker 2: Buckinger panis it is. It's a very thick, heavily quilted

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Speaker 2: lou role there's apparently purposely made from her from dead.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hellos for sale on eBay or something.

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Speaker 2: No, you can't get the Queen's lou Roll in eBay, Hugo.

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Speaker 2: No shame though, I mean why you're just trying to

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Speaker 2: you flog it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah no, I think it's gonna be like our family

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Hugo, Hugo, please call the show

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Speaker 2: whenever you want, Lovely Chance to you. What do you

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Speaker 2: want to do when you grow up, Hugo, what are

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Speaker 4: Well, honestly, it's either a basketball player or a shoe designer.

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Speaker 2: Well why not do both? Michael Jordan did play basketball,

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Speaker 4: I know, even I've got a pair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. One day he's gonna have a

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Speaker 4: Go go and he's gonna have a pair of Hugos.

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Speaker 2: And the souls made from the loo roll of Buckingham Palace.

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Speaker 4: Yep, only one of them is going to be made,

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Speaker 5: Yeahe ten ten million, ten million from that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, already take money.

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Speaker 2: Big money, you go, Hugo, Lovely Chance. You I got

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Speaker 4: Go, Thank you. I'm a good day at school the show.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Hugo. We love Chancey today. You really made

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Speaker 2: us laugh, so thank you very much, Hugo. Take care.

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Speaker 2: Christian Connell's Show podcast. Christian loved hearing from Hugo. Maybe

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Speaker 2: one show a Kid's Only Days about the whole show.

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Speaker 2: It is an hour an hour, maybe we have an hour.

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Speaker 2: The kids produced the show. They made the decisions about

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Speaker 2: Hugo should take my place. I love this text has

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Speaker 2: come through. Hugo has said too much. You won't be

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Speaker 2: hearing from him again, Richard his granddad aka David. All Right,

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Speaker 2: last couple of calls on the weakest claim to fame

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Speaker 2: Daniel Christian Daniel Week is going to fame.

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Speaker 3: My leggest claim to fame is a one second line

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Speaker 3: And it's having someone scream in your face?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Very powerful? All right, what's the what's the ad?

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Speaker 3: It's it's a works I've had about workplace bullying and stuff,

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Speaker 3: which is ironic. They got me to say that line

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Speaker 3: because you can't sit in the camera. But I'm six

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Speaker 2: I guess they crop that bit out. Then here is

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Speaker 4: The safety is not taking stupid shortcuts.

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Speaker 3: It's not having someone scream in your face, and.

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Speaker 5: It's not being too scared to speak up.

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Speaker 2: Everyone deserves to be safe at work because your physical

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Speaker 2: and mental will be So was that you there? That

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Speaker 2: was my great work, Daniel, Great work, Daniel, Thank you

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Speaker 2: very much. She called, let's go to Michael. Good morning, Michael,

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Speaker 2: Good morning, christ Good morning, Michael. What's your weakest claim

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Speaker 1: Well, Luke has claimed the famous by uncle in the

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Speaker 1: US Army was assigned to a job and the person

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Speaker 1: he picked up was Elvis Presley.

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Speaker 2: Really, Michael, I've heard a lot of these kind of

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Speaker 2: Elvis Presley.

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Speaker 1: And he used to get Christmas cards from him until

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, you have you seen the cards or photos.

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Speaker 2: Well, fair enough, then we stand correct. It's sorry to

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Speaker 2: very much for ee Elvis Wan and the squeeze. Adam

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Speaker 3: Adam, Yes, hey are you Christian.

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Speaker 2: I'm good, Adam. Thank you for hanging on. They're busy today.

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Speaker 2: On the phones, but I appreciate you hanging on, mate,

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Speaker 2: We wanted to get yours on today. What is your

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Speaker 2: weakest claim to fame? Well, my uncle who still lives

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Speaker 2: in England is the trumpet player on the Minder sad track.

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Speaker 2: Well on the TV theme tune.

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Speaker 3: On the TV theme tune. That's correct, one of.

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Speaker 2: The greatest TV theme tunes all time. And sadly Dennis Waterman,

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Speaker 2: weeks ago and he sung his own theme tune to

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Speaker 2: what was one of the biggest TV shows in Britain

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Speaker 2: in the eighties. I could be so good for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this.

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Speaker 2: Great TV theme tune. This here we go that you

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Speaker 2: m cole John. I'm a trumpet. My outcome, I'm away,

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Speaker 2: I'm home. What's his name? John Hatcreach, Uncle John? Give

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Speaker 2: you I'm John, Uncle John. I've got John. Adam, thank

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Speaker 2: you very much. Talks about Uncle John. No worries.

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Speaker 3: Christian, have a good day and.

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Speaker 2: You Adam take care. News on the way. This is

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Speaker 2: the Christian O'Connell Show podcast