WEBVTT - #183: GHCWCS 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:03.200 This is just. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:06.720 Hoo stood a black couple of mitches. 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:13.720 Yeah, release yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:16.480 And kind of fun. 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:19.240 Just you you feelthy unhinged bitch. 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:27.480 Honestly he is Michui and Mitchell coos. 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:32.800 Hello you, oh stranger, Hello season sex, long time, no chatty. 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.280 It's like, odd, we're back. We are back. Well, we're 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:38.240 sort of back. This is our soft. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:41.040 Launch you want to call a soft launch. In my mind, 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:42.520 this is as hard as I've ever been. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:46.640 Wow, okay, straight out the bat. Did you become less 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.559 haunting over Christmas? 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:50.160 The answer is no, absolutely not hornier than ever. Season 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:52.800 six is my horny era. Well, I think this is 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:54.400 a hard launch. We're back, This is on the feed. 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:55.440 This is a brand new episode. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.400 No, you're right, but it's more that you might notice 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:00.680 that there's no new aren't work yet. It's coming. We 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.480 were gonna wait and come back and do new episodes 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.600 once we had the new artwork. But then I was like, ah, 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:07.640 I'm bloody sick of wait, and let's just jump back 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:08.119 on the pod. 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.440 Fuck it, and it's not gonna make people listen less 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:12.440 if there's an artwork the two of us looking like 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:14.720 fucking Mike Wazowski and Sully from Monsters, Inc. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:18.080 Mike the new artwork, Oh my god. I don't want 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:21.080 to over hyper, but it's it's gonna be pretty fucking cute. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.399 Even the photographer on the day said, I've shot Doris Day, 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:27.880 I've shot Grace Kelly, I shot JFK with a camera, 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.920 and you guys are the hottest people I've ever shot. Yeah, 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.600 they said, Batim, That's what they said. And we look 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:36.240 so cute the colors that the aesthetic we've gone for, 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:38.600 it's never been done for in the history of podcast 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:40.960 I'd go as far as saying, no one has done 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:42.840 you know what, Sorry, I'm gonna get to my I'm 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:44.759 gonna be jay Z at the Grammy's. No one does 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:46.640 what we do. We had you and I in a 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.760 photoshoot on a podcast before anyone else, So we, once again, 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:51.560 as we have set the bar in the past, have 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:54.080 exceeded the industry expectations. 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:56.360 Do you know what I've noticed though, none of the 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:59.120 other podcasts that I listened to bother to do a 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:00.880 new artwork every year. So I'm like, why the fuck 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:02.480 do we do this to ourselves? Why do we put 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:03.560 ourselves out of this pressure. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.720 Mitch and I are in severe debt. We can't afford homes, 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:07.640 but we have great fighters every season. 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:10.000 I never regret it, but every time I'm like, oh, 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.959 bloody hell and new artwork again. I am excited to 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:15.400 be back. Mitchell. Yeah, same, it feels I was a 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:18.040 little bit like, God, could I squeeze a few more 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:18.760 weeks out of this? 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:20.840 But I'm glad we're back. It feels correct. I know 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:22.600 we had a little catch up. It came to your place. 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:24.760 We had a little pre show brunch. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:26.760 And also at that brunch, I did that annoying thing 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.760 where I'm like, save for the pod, don't tell me anything. 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.840 I've not really heard much about your little European getaway, 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:32.720 you solo travel. 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:35.079 There was so much to unpack, you didn't want anything. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:36.840 I'm like, I just shout up, save it. I've got 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:39.640 a fucking gift for you. Like no on the pod, Like, okay, sure, 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:41.079 oh did you get me a gift? I did? I 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:41.639 got you a gift. 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:44.200 And of course Keeper Jenna, who's returning for season six, 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:44.520 is here. 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:47.239 Do you were gifts from my cruise as well? 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:47.640 You? 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:49.280 Yes, yes, both of you. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.360 Okay, Well, I didn't really go anywhere to get you 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:51.720 a gift. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:53.799 Oh my god, you'll have updates. Jenna went on her 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:56.800 cruise to the Bermuda Triangle, and I went on my 0:02:56.880 --> 0:03:00.600 European winter trip. Mitch stayed in his apartment pretty much. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:04.440 I think we should do a comparison of who had 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:06.840 the most exciting versus the most boring. 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:10.840 Right now, I win, sadly, Jenna losers and she went 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:11.360 on a trip. 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.120 Why don't you and I Jenna will tell our travel 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:18.880 stories on Wednesday the Wednesday episode. Surely you've got some 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:20.720 sort of fucked Jenna's fable. There would have been a 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:21.840 hurricane or something. 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:24.160 Yeah, or please I need a new fable. The photo 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:26.720 that I got in the Juran Idiots mid European trip, 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:28.480 I think I was balls deep in a strip waffle. 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:31.960 And I see Jenna pouring a champagne on a cruise 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.440 with the captain. I'm like, who the fuck is piloting 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:37.560 the boat? Jenna's like with the captain at dinner, I'm like, 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:40.120 who's looking out for icebergs? 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:44.760 Well, all of her holidays do involve disaster, so surely 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.760 this one did as well, especially if it's an unmanned ship. 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:49.960 Been getting drunk with our Jenna. 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:51.160 I'd love you. 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:52.640 To be on the cost of Concordier if you were 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:54.840 on that ship that what's that? It was the cruise 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:56.400 liner that just fell into the side. 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:57.880 Is the captain? Oh yeah? 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:59.840 And then the captain ran off and everyone died. 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:02.200 He did he got laughing? 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.160 No no, no, no, that and the captain's in federal prison. 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.640 Yeah. Oh right, okay, she'd prison ship. Yeah she isn't. 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.560 Okay, so we'll get a Jennis fable. I all right, 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:14.119 so I can tell my euro stories this trip, this podcast. 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:16.160 Yeah, I mean, how many of the guy are you 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.360 going to fill the whole podcast with it? 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:20.440 I felt filled the whole of Europe. So I actually 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:20.719 did not. 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:24.800 I did not. Yeah, well, which one is the truth? 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:27.719 There's a funny joke. It's not true. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.159 Oh okay, it was a healing it was. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:32.880 It was a mental trip you know, after you that 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:36.159 I had it was for me to find myself. Oh god, 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:40.640 but I can announce I did not find Maddie McCann. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.480 And another tally. Yep, that's another dollar in the dart. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:46.039 I'm happy to pay that to exonerate my name of 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.560 all people message me going you took it, didn't you. 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:51.240 You invested your you're secretly investigating with the prior to 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:52.440 lose police. 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:53.080 Another one. 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.160 I'm happy to pay that because it's the last time 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:56.800 I'll ever say it. I didn't find her. 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.640 We did a ban on her name, and any mention 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:02.159 of that, I know it full case. You're up to 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:05.119 six is only on one? Are you kids? 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:05.840 That six dollars? 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:08.320 I can't remember what we was a dollar? It was 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:10.920 a dollar per mention. You go, we've got seven dollars 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:12.680 to play with and I haven't. Thats not much. 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:15.159 And that's the kind I transfer it to the kiddiot. Remember, 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:15.919 that's what I have to do. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:17.240 Yeah, all right, I'll do it. 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:21.320 Sure, I didn't find it. I've got many stories which 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:23.719 I can jump in. It's just good to be back, 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:24.440 good to see you going. 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:25.480 Did you find yourself? 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:27.960 No, and that's what I want to talk about. 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.800 Maybe you did, just didn't like the bastard? 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:34.080 No? Is it just me on the fly solo travel? 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:35.040 Not all it's cracked up to me? 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:37.920 I gotta say I agree. Yeah. 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:40.240 I was like everyone said, you'll find yourself, you'll be 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:43.159 a new man. It's formative, you'll come back and everything 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:46.479 will make sense. I'm more confused than ever. I also 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:48.200 was so deeply lonely. 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:51.320 Yeah, me too. When I did my solo trip to 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.240 Vegas to see Lady Gaga, I hated it. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:55.479 Yeah did you really? 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:58.839 Yes, partly because actually I'm surprised that you struggled because 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.320 you're better at talking to rangers than I am. So 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:02.800 that's why I struggled, because I was like, what the 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:04.560 fuck am I doing by myself? You can't go to 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:07.520 the party capital Vegas by yourself and not part I'm 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:09.080 pretty sure. At one point I cried on the phone 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:11.679 to Mum and then thank god, one of my friends, 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.599 who was in LA at the time, Yeah, called me 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:15.400 and said, I'm really bored. I'm going to come to Vegas. 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:16.760 Can I stay in your hotel room? And I was 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.440 like yes, please, please please. So it ended up being 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:21.599 fucking fine the second half, but like the first couple 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:22.960 of days, I was like, this suck. 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:23.160 No. 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.679 I didn't struggle with that, like I liked making friends, 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:27.800 but it was the fact that I was solo, having 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:31.279 to eat dinner alone, go shopping alone, be on flights alone, 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.400 like it. I just didn't enjoy it. But the actual 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.400 learning for me was that I want to travel with someone. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:37.320 I don't want to do it alone. 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:37.760 So there you go. 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:39.560 There was a learn line. Yeah, I did learn something. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:43.760 Yeah, so that's the depressing side of it, you know, 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.480 done that it was absolute shit. No, and it was 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:49.160 the informative. It was destructive. No, the trip was amazing, 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:50.520 but it just didn't do what I thought it was 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:52.720 going to do. You know, I'm the exact same person. 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.200 Now, you can't put too much expectation on that shit. 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:56.960 No, but I did bring something back that I want 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:58.760 to talk to you guys about. Okay, and that's what 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:01.159 my agem today's about mat Any from Europe. 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:03.960 All right, Well, if it's your first time listening, do 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:05.920 you remember this whole? Are you gonna do a yes? 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:07.800 To do? Do I have to do? You want to? 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:08.880 I can if you want? 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.080 Do you want to do it this season? You want 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.400 to mix it up? If it's your first time listening. 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.960 Why don't we just read the room and whoever jumps 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:16.960 in there with it. Oh, it feels that it's the 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:17.880 right time to say it. 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:19.320 They get it ethical nomenal. 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.960 I got in first fun here. Okay, go from it's 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:24.320 the first time listening, we start every episode with an 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.640 is it just me? Which is something we've notice, hate 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:30.080 or appreciate. Oh that's good. Do you want to go first? Yeah? 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.400 As well continue my travel stories? Yeah, go on, And 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.920 to make it clear, I'll do my stories Jenna, and 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:36.600 then Mitch you'll do on the next episode. 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.880 Yeah. Yeah. 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.120 Okay, Oh my god, first digit of season six. 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:43.360 I get the title. Don't fuck it up? Okay, there's 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:46.160 so much pressure. We go deep breath in, everyone together? 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:51.120 Is it just me? 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:56.240 Are you also in your STD era? Oh no, I 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:57.240 brought back on around. 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:03.680 You brought back gonorrhea? Which one do they call that? 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:07.760 Is that the clap? Is that the nickname I got 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:10.120 my first STD congratulate. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:11.760 To be honest, I don't know if it's from Europe. 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:12.160 I don't know. 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:13.080 I actually don't know. 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:15.560 You were so filled about this, aren't you? Be honest? 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:16.680 I'm not thrilled. 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:19.320 I reckon, you're pretty fucking pleased with this self, because 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:21.040 you bring it up quite a bit. You mentioned that 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.120 we caught up in the holidays. A couple of our 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:26.360 friends rocked up, and individually they both asked, oh my god, 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:27.720 how was your trip? And you were like, good, I've 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:31.760 got a rhass. Another friend turned up how was your trip? 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:34.080 I got? And I was like, he led with that 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.679 with me too. I think he's absolutely stoked about it. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.280 Maybe you really did find yourself I did. 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:41.560 I did well. No, I don't. 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.240 I'm not. I'm being honest with you. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:43.760 I don't. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.440 I don't believe it's from Europe. I really don't. 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:47.840 Where the fuck is it from. I thought you said 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:49.719 you got it an Amsterdam or something. No, I don't 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:50.160 think so. 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:51.160 No, I don't. 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:51.400 You don't. 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.640 I don't test you and go guess what you've got 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:54.439 European gonna. 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:56.600 But you can do basic maths, can't you. 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:58.400 No, I just don't know. I just don't know where 0:08:58.400 --> 0:08:59.240 I got. You don't know. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:01.440 There's no way of knowing. I think there is. Can 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.160 you google the symptoms? Like how long does it take 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:04.880 after the pork? 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:08.760 I've already googled this, and I've googled all this and 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:10.920 you can live with it dormantly your whole life. It's 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.560 very it's more often asymptomatic. So I could have had 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:14.080 it before. 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:15.960 How did you know that you had it? 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:16.040 Like? 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.959 What made you go get tested? I don't want to 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:20.880 go into the details. No, I want to know for 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:21.640 the other person's sake. 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.040 No, it didn't go to the door to bring it up, 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:25.080 because I mean, I'm just excited I got my first STD. 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:27.920 Sometimes when you have a podcast, you need to you 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:29.920 need to talk about the low moments so people listening 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:33.120 who also are going to Rea positive can hear and 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:35.280 go Wow, if Mitch Cherry can get through his day 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:36.720 with God, then I can too. 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.439 But you're not detailing the struggles, so they don't feel represented. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.720 They feel embarrassed. Well, they feel that because you have 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:44.560 shame surrounding it. That so should they. You're now the 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:48.559 poster boy for fucking gonnerietep up. No, I love Gonorria. 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:52.720 Maybe it's Scottish Gonno, Rea, who knows. I don't know. 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.959 Maybe I got it at June Castle. I could have 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:59.000 sat down on a plinth, you know, Stonehenge. Maybe I fell. 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:00.600 If you get an answer to that, Jenna. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:01.760 I did find out. 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:06.559 So you you said that it can go unnoticed. If 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.240 it does, the infection is likely to spread and affect 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:10.360 other parts of the body. 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:14.280 Did you have Oh God, here we go greater frequency 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:19.760 or urgency of urination? And I got Do I not 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:21.720 need to piss all the time? 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:22.360 Yeah, you do. 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:24.600 Actually, holy fuck, And like when I got to go, 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:25.280 I gotta go. 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:28.200 And that was a really intimate brainstorm we had last week. 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:31.680 Maybe I gave it to you. 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.600 I mean, i'm guys, I'm telling you read between the lines. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:38.080 I got back and then I reckon, I reckon, I 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:38.240 got it. 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:40.800 When I came back, I'd have discoloration and swelling at 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:45.160 the penis opening, a sicular swelling or pain. Absolutely not 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:49.440 rectal bleeding or discharged. No, so how did you know 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:49.839 you had it? 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.880 Symptoms appear between one to fourteen days. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.679 How many people did you root in your I'm I'm 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:59.480 not discussing. Well, this is frankly the worst indem you've 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:01.440 ever let me. We're not allowed to talk about. 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:05.440 It's between zero and thirty five. And I was there 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:06.760 for twenty four days. 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:09.480 So it was like three do the map. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:12.640 No, it's between zero and it's between thirty fur No. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:13.440 But that's not the reason. 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:14.440 I'm just saying. Fun. 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:16.560 I've been treated. I got jabbing in the butt giant 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:22.880 horse needle. Yeah, well it's ironic that what fixes its 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:26.120 what got me there in the first place. Well, no, 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:29.680 but Europe, guys, was really it was fun. I really did. 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:31.760 Are you going to collect the set? 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:32.360 Oh? 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:36.400 Yeah, well, I'm going for the std egot except for 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.040 the A. I don't want that. No, I don't want 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:39.360 to get there. 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:39.640 He got that. 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:43.440 No, no, no, no, you gotta catch him. No, TD. 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:47.880 Got a rha chlamydia happy herpes. 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:51.120 I don't know what else there is hepatitis. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:52.520 No, we're all immune to that. 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:55.840 Genital warts G jenna. Can you create an acronym? I've 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:56.199 got a pen. 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:59.200 What are they h hepatidie. No, I don't want to 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:06.160 gono G gono G purpes, chlamydia is chlamydia warts. 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:07.680 W because I've already got a G. 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:11.600 I just feel like there should be more crabs. Crabs, guys, 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:12.720 there's a lot of consonants. 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:17.440 We need some vowels. Syphilis, Yes, it's g HC WC. Yes, 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:18.240 we need at least in. 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:21.080 Guys. 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:25.439 I'm aiming for gurkus twenty four goal Ariana Grande comes 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:26.160 out and goes. 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.440 With successive yes, and I'm really gunning for a gurkis. 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:33.079 You'll get gurkhas from that fucking sponge and rooting. You're 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.720 home wrecking bitch. Sorry, I'm not tima Ari. I've been 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:40.400 triggered clearly, from past experiences. I let me get I 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:42.600 loved Europe. I have gifts for you both, and I'll 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:45.720 present them to you next week. I don't have gonneria anymore. Also, 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:47.000 I've been back for a while, so I really do 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:48.040 think I got it when I got made. 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:48.440 Who knows. 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:50.880 What I do want to say, though, is you've got 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:54.640 it when you were there? Well you don't know, Mitchell, Okay, 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:55.160 you don't know. 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:56.280 I think you got it there. 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.480 I had a bunch of sex when I returned with 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.760 how many people? One person? And that person has never 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:05.079 given you gone over before. Therefore, it's probably the randoms 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.960 that you've introduced. Say that that's science. 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:12.480 Really, Yeah, let's move on. Can I tell you something 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:15.440 that was the highlight of my Europe trip? You know me. 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:19.360 When you think Mitch jury, you think gay clubbing, don't. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:21.520 You, Yes, Yes, they go hand in hand, correct. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:24.200 I went to the most elite nightclub in the world 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:29.479 and I got in to berlin iconic night venue Berghine. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:32.480 Are you guys across Berghine? Can't say I am oh. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:36.480 Bergline is a nightclub in Berlin. It's the most elite 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:39.880 nightclub in the world. It's a four level oil factory 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:41.560 that they've turned to a nightclub in the middle of 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:46.000 I don't know, some old spy warehouse. Which city Berlin 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:50.320 in Germany. And to get in you have to go 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:55.160 between the hours of nine pm Friday and nine am Monday. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:57.840 It opens on Friday and stays open the whole weekend. 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.160 And once you enter, you stay the whole weekend. It's 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:01.800 like a three day event inside this. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:03.360 It doesn't sound like your cup of tea. 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:06.040 Absolutely not. But the thing is it is so elite. 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:09.200 Only eighty percent of people get turned away. Twenty percent 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:12.240 of people get let in. There's a two hour lineup. 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.520 What's the criteria? Just being nice vibes? 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:14.760 No? 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:16.839 Not nice? Oh my god, No, In fact, you want 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:18.000 to be rude. 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:20.000 I'd be let straight in, mate, I'd be in front 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.400 of the cap. I think you would. In fact, good 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:23.880 a dog, now let me in. 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:25.560 In fact, the reason I bring it up is I'd 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:27.720 like to test it out. So I got into Burkhine 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:31.440 on my first try, which, apparently, according to Berlin locals, 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.720 is very hard. I bought a new ear ring in 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:36.720 Berlin to look extra gay. I wore a leather jacket, 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:39.480 leather pants. No, you did not do you want to 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.280 see what I wore to burner, Yes, yes I do. 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:44.520 I bought leather pants and I was wearing leather boots 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:49.160 or Columbine vibes that you were a biking Yeah, yes, 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:53.040 I was not like a common chero and I was 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:55.680 let in. So I lined up for two hours to 0:14:55.680 --> 0:15:00.240 get into this this venue, two hours in minus five 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:00.840 degree weather. 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:02.960 That just doesn't sound like something you would ever fuck 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:06.280 with lining up for two hours it was snowing. That 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:08.480 doesn't look warm enough for the snow. That leather outfit, 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:09.360 but you do look good. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.560 I had to club, so I line up for Bergheid 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:13.680 And this is the Club Mitchell, middle of the snow, 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:15.080 one am in the morning. 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:17.320 I arrived. Jesus Chris, look like people lining up to 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:18.240 see the queen's corpse? 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:21.200 Correct, And yes, have a look at this. This is 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:23.400 the line on the left to get into the Club Mitchell, 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:25.840 and on the right are people being turned down. They 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:28.040 have to walk the length of the line and walk 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:32.360 past everyone so they know that they weren't approved. How humiliated, humiliating, Jennal. 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.240 I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. So as 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.800 I as I line up, they say, do not laugh 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.920 do not smile, do not use your phone, because there 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:42.720 are hidden secret shoppers in the line who vibe out 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.960 the group. It's a queer club and it's a sex 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.880 positive queer club, so you can have sex. 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:49.120 In the club. 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:49.760 You're allowed to. 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.280 That's what you do in the club. Correct, It's like 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:53.440 you with no discretion. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:57.640 No, no, well consent, yes, but you can suck said discretion. 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:00.680 It's a big word, like they just fuck out in 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.440 the open that don't pop off to the tour everyone 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:02.960