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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast That fight sized.

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Speaker 2: The ten Calls of Christmas on Will and wood Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so these are the best ten calls of the year.

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Speaker 2: Counting down to the big day came down the ten

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Speaker 2: best calls of Christmas. A lot of these are better

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Speaker 2: surprise for us, Woods, we haven't known which call is

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Speaker 2: going to come.

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Speaker 3: We're in the tally and it's been exciting.

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Speaker 2: For us every day. We do know which one this

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Speaker 2: one is. It's a unlucky not to be.

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Speaker 3: Number one for mine. I wouldn't agree more.

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Speaker 2: I know we said that about every call, but I

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Speaker 2: genuinely think that about this call, and.

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Speaker 4: We're not just saying that because they are sitting about

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Speaker 4: a meter away from It's don't speak yet a mystery person.

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Speaker 3: Yes, because I.

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Speaker 5: Will throw to the reason. You are the fourth best

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Speaker 5: call of the year.

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Speaker 6: The fourth core of Christmas on Will and Woon. It's prenus, mushion,

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Speaker 6: oysters and a party.

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Speaker 3: We're talking.

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Speaker 7: You got some food, shame mate? You want to share it?

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Speaker 8: Yes, sir, I had eight dozen oysters in one sitting

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Speaker 8: at a Christmas party.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't, Yes, it doesn't.

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Speaker 3: That's ninety six oysters.

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Speaker 9: I was a bit embarrassed to tell anybody. And it's

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Speaker 9: been a long time, but you know.

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Speaker 3: I heard that how long ago was this?

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Speaker 10: How long ago it was when my husband worked for.

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Speaker 3: Put On as it wasn't even your Christmas buddy.

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Speaker 1: You just got in there.

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Speaker 11: I got in there and wives were invited, and I

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Speaker 11: just ate eight dozen oysters.

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Speaker 9: But on top of.

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Speaker 10: That, he gave me six dozens to take.

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Speaker 3: The one and only Peter is in the studio. Now.

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Speaker 2: Welcome Peter. Thank you very much, guys, it's so great

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Speaker 2: to have you here. Peter, it's you are you have

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Speaker 2: so lovely. You rocked up with two gifts for for

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Speaker 2: woods and I for our little babies, which is very

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Speaker 2: kind of you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 12: You're welcome. And I think you I have seen them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And I think you said that there was

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Speaker 2: only fitting given that we're giving you some oysters today.

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Speaker 12: Exactly swaps for swaps.

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Speaker 4: I haven't exactly heard all the details though, of the

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Speaker 4: oysters we're going to be providing you. But before we

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Speaker 4: get into that, Peter, so you walked away from that

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Speaker 4: party with another six dozen oysters. Correct, surely they went

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Speaker 4: in the bin, though, because after ninety six oysters, you

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Speaker 4: can't have anymore.

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Speaker 12: No, they were consumed for breakfast on the next twenty.

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Speaker 4: In so it's ninety six the night before, then you

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Speaker 4: had six dozen the morning nine, So one hundred and

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Speaker 4: sixty four.

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Speaker 5: You've done one.

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Speaker 4: Hundred and sixty four over two meals, so twelve hours roughly.

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Speaker 5: Your extraordinary vetnant.

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Speaker 2: You're extraordinary one hundred and sixty eight. I should say, no, well,

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Speaker 2: I say ninety sixty, one hundred sixty eight.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred and sixty eight in twelve hours.

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Speaker 4: Now, Peter, there is a very specific reason why we

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Speaker 4: have brought you back in here today.

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Speaker 12: I'm cringing, and I don't cringe.

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Speaker 4: You should be full of pride, my lady, because we're

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Speaker 4: going to go to a song right now. But right

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Speaker 4: up next, we're going to reveal the oyster challenge that

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Speaker 4: we would like you to take on.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, you can.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I.

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Speaker 12: Love my oysters.

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Speaker 2: We've got more with Peter right up next to Will

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Speaker 2: Love Audience, the fourth.

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Speaker 6: Core of Christmas and will and wooning. It's prenus, fashion,

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Speaker 6: oysters and a party.

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Speaker 3: We're talking.

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Speaker 7: You got some food, shame mate, you want.

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Speaker 3: To share it?

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Speaker 8: Yes, sir, I had eight dozen oysters in one shooting

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Speaker 8: at a Christmas party.

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Speaker 1: I doesn't, Yes, it doesn't.

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Speaker 3: That's ninety six oysters.

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Speaker 9: I was a bit embarrassed to tell anybody. And it's

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Speaker 9: been a long time, but you know, I heard.

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Speaker 3: How long ago was this?

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Speaker 10: How long ago it was when my husband works.

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Speaker 3: Put it wasn't even yours, buddy.

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Speaker 11: You just got in there, in there and wives were invited,

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Speaker 11: and I just ate eight does oysters.

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Speaker 10: But on top of that, he gave me six dousins

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Speaker 10: to take home, which.

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Speaker 2: We're just learning were polished off for breakfast the next morning.

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Speaker 2: The Great Peter's back in the studio. Now, Peter, welcome

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Speaker 2: back to whihim Woody. So much, so great to have

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Speaker 2: you here.

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Speaker 5: It's an honor. It is hitting in your presence.

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Speaker 3: Peter. Now, before we give you the challenge that we're

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Speaker 3: going to give you, we.

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Speaker 2: Were talking outside about oysters and you had a story.

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Speaker 13: That you Yes, I have another oyster related story. Yeah,

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Speaker 13: when you're in the country, you refer to polls testicles

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Speaker 13: as oysters.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 13: And I was at Adelaide show and had been to

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Speaker 13: the members, had five glasses of port and walked up

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Speaker 12: And there was one big bull. He would have been

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Speaker 12: a thousand kilos. And I picked up the pamphlet next

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Speaker 12: to him, and it said the description of how you

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Speaker 12: judge a bull for.

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Speaker 13: The judges, and under the heading testicles it had long,

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Speaker 13: thin neck, soft and silky and one hundred and twenty

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Speaker 13: centimators or somewhere that that might be a bit wrong.

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Speaker 13: I can't really remember that, but anyway, I laid down

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Speaker 13: underneath the bull and proceeded to put his balls over

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Speaker 13: my mouth. Why is standing there?

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Speaker 12: And they wouldn't fit. I'm sorry, you might want to censor.

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Speaker 4: That going to be that is the most extraordinary story,

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Speaker 4: just what I thought you could in top eating ninety

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Speaker 4: six oysters at a Christmas party.

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Speaker 7: You tell us that story.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I know the ball.

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Speaker 5: Yes, you do, every inch of that ball.

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Speaker 5: Now, there's so many follow.

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Speaker 4: Up questions there, but I think we should ask those

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Speaker 4: follow up questions off there. Let's get to the challenge

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Speaker 4: we want to set you, because both Will and I

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Speaker 4: think given that your eight ninety six oysters in one sitting,

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Speaker 4: it's just for us.

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Speaker 5: It's just such a shame that you didn't get to

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Speaker 5: the hundred. You know you were four short years.

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Speaker 4: You're so close, but you're not quite to one hundred

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Speaker 4: oysters in one city.

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Speaker 5: Would you agree?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 13: Totally, And I'm up for any challenge with oysters, of

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Speaker 13: course you are.

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Speaker 5: You're the right woman for the job.

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Speaker 4: So today, where you have gone out this morning and

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Speaker 4: where you have bought a hundred, oh my god, the

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Speaker 4: freshest oysters. And we want to see if between now

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Speaker 4: and the end of the show. So you've got till

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Speaker 4: six pm? Can you get through one hundred oysters?

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Speaker 12: Can I start now?

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Speaker 5: I don't know how many have gone bunny?

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Speaker 4: Then you've got a dozen in a bang?

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Speaker 3: Wow, there's one. Wow, there's two.

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Speaker 3: Wow, there's three. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I come, where's four? Wore five? We're not going to

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Speaker 2: leave the whole two hours? There's seven? Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: there's eight. Oh no, she's up, she's she's not left hand.

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Speaker 2: She's gonna be going fast. That's ten. That's eleven. She's

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Speaker 2: done a dozen. She's done a dozen.

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Speaker 3: God, she's not fly.

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Speaker 5: That's a dozen. You just did a dozen in fifteen seconds.

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Speaker 3: That's eleven.

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Speaker 5: Oh, this is going to be a walk in the bar.

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Speaker 3: We'll take it with eighty eight. I don't think.

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Speaker 12: Bring on the next whoa if.

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Speaker 2: We came down to ten calls a Christmas call um

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Speaker 2: before as a woman called Peter who ate ninety six oyses

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Speaker 2: at a Christmas party.

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Speaker 3: We had her in here five minutes ago.

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Speaker 2: We gave her the challenge, woulds could she eat one

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Speaker 2: hundred oysters during the course of the show. Yes, And

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Speaker 2: we put a dozen in front of her just to

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Speaker 3: And as you said, you were like, look, have a couple.

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Speaker 2: It's just for the sound of it, just for a

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Speaker 2: theatric but then you know, sit down and really knuckle down.

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Speaker 3: Well, before we blink, she'd done a dozen. Wow. There's one. Wow.

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Speaker 3: There's two, Wow. Wow, there's three. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I come, there's four. Wow, there's five. We're not going

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Speaker 2: to need the whole two hours. There's seven, Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: there's eight. Oh no, she's up. She's she's not a

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Speaker 2: left handed. She could have been going fast. That's ten.

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Speaker 2: That's eleven. She's done a dozen. She's done a dozen.

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Speaker 3: Extrawdinary.

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Speaker 5: I've just seen Peter. I can see Peter.

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Speaker 4: She is waving at the producers because she's just punched

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Speaker 4: two more dozen.

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Speaker 3: She's thirty six down, she's dire. He sings down.

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Speaker 5: She's getting angry, she's.

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Speaker 3: Round in the bed. We'll take you another. We're taking

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Speaker 3: another two dozen to her right now.

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Speaker 2: If you want to watch this, it's Will and Woody Instagram,

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody Facebook. Another two dozen on the way

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Speaker 2: out to her. Next time we check in, she'll be

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Speaker 2: at sixty.

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Speaker 5: This is slow down, Pete.

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Speaker 3: She already up way through. By the time we get

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Speaker 3: through the next song, she'll be at sixty. To stay

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Speaker 3: with us, I'll take with you more about a lot

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Speaker 3: of Next, it's well.

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Speaker 6: Home.

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Speaker 5: What's that?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Right up next with I've got a good hook, my friend,

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Speaker 4: You're going to reveal the person that your partner is

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Speaker 4: most likely going to.

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Speaker 5: Have an affair with. Oh wow, Yeah, that's right up next,

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Speaker 5: and shift. Unless Peter gets to the one hundred, then

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Speaker 5: what has crossed her?

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Speaker 2: Absolute scenes Willhelmwoody Instagram and Facebook. Peter making her way

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Speaker 2: through a hundred oysters throughout the show. But we're not

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Speaker 2: going to get through fifteen minutes without her doing the

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Speaker 2: ton If you want to know why we've set her

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Speaker 2: a challenge, she was our Fourth Call of Christmas.

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Speaker 3: When she told us this story, the fourth Call.

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Speaker 6: Of Christmas, will and moaning, it's peters mushing oysters at

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Speaker 6: a party.

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Speaker 3: Hill, we're talking.

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Speaker 7: You got some food, shame mate? You want to share it?

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Speaker 8: Yes, sir, I had eight dozen oysters in one sitting

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Speaker 8: at a Christmas party.

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Speaker 1: I dozen't. Yes, it doesn't.

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Speaker 3: That's ninety six oysters.

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Speaker 9: I was a bit embarrassed to tell anybody. And it's

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Speaker 9: been a long time, but you know, I.

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Speaker 1: Heard how long ago was this? How long ago it.

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Speaker 9: Was when my husband worked for a put on.

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Speaker 3: A cris It wasn't even your Christmas body.

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Speaker 11: You just got in there, cut in there, and wives

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Speaker 9: And I just ate eight dozen oysters.

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Speaker 10: But on top of that, he gave me six dozens

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Speaker 4: And she revealed that she punched those six dozen the

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Speaker 4: morning after. So it was one hundred and sixty eight

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Speaker 4: in twelve hours. But gee whiz, where've said of the challenge?

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Speaker 4: What ten minutes ago? Will ten minutes of the ten

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Speaker 3: We gave her a first dozen words.

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Speaker 4: And we said, can you do one hundred before six pm?

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Speaker 4: Now we're crossing down to Peter, can you hear me.

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Speaker 12: Peter, I've got your boys, I've got your.

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Speaker 4: How I can see you, and I have just had

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Speaker 4: the joy of watching you cruise through these oysters.

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Speaker 5: How many have you had so far?

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Speaker 12: Sixty? No, no, no, at plus twenty four?

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Speaker 5: Eighty four you've done eighty four.

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Speaker 12: I've only got twenty four left.

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Speaker 5: Sang on, sang on. So you've so you've done seventy six.

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Speaker 12: Okay, done you done?

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Speaker 4: You've done seventy six oysters in I reckon ten minutes.

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Speaker 4: He's extraordinary, Peter, are you like, so you've just had

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Speaker 4: seventy six oysters?

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Speaker 5: Are you struggling at all? Are you feeling sick?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: Bring them on?

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Speaker 12: Box is nearly empty, you know.

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Speaker 2: So, Just so you know, Captain poop Pant's was The

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Speaker 2: plan was that he would ferry out a dozen oysters

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Speaker 2: at a time to Peter over the two hours. He

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Speaker 2: had to run inside and grab the polystyrene box with

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Speaker 2: the extra six dozen in there, and he just put

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Speaker 2: the he just put the tub next to her because.

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Speaker 3: Peter, I mean, like, however, off, however, off? Are you

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Speaker 3: half a dozen?

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Speaker 12: He and a dozen left?

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Speaker 3: I think we only got a dozen left.

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Speaker 5: While you were talking, then she just punched six more.

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Speaker 4: I can see her your sentence there led to six

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Speaker 4: more oysters being eaten.

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Speaker 3: You can see this Instagram and Facebook. Will and Moody.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 2: Let's I think we're just there to go to a

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Speaker 2: song and wrap this puppy up.

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Speaker 4: I agree, Peter, bring the final twelve, slow down, Peter.

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Speaker 3: The prestige.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to a song. Let's bring the final.

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Speaker 2: Six, final bring, and we'll do it. Probably the cricket side,

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Steve Smith made a hundred today.

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Speaker 2: Who cares, There's only one hundred you need to worry about,

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Speaker 2: and that's Peter ding one hundred oisters in ten minutes.

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Speaker 3: She's going to do it. On the other side, it's

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Speaker 3: well the.

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Speaker 2: Body were canne down the days to Christmas and look,

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Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to my Christmas presents, but I don't

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Speaker 2: think I could have been given.

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Speaker 3: A better Christmas present than this we have.

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Speaker 2: We are counting down the ten calls of Christmas right now.

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Speaker 5: The ten calls of Christmas.

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Speaker 12: Some women.

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Speaker 2: Call four of the ten calls of Christmas. A woman

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Speaker 2: called Peter who ate ninety six oysters at a Christmas party.

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Speaker 3: Peter is in the studio now, Peter, welcome back.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Oh we're just that's all right mate? Well can you

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Speaker 3: kick go again for me? Mate? It's great to have

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Speaker 3: you back, Peter.

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Speaker 12: Thank you so much. I've just enjoyed seven dozen oysters.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so before so before we get into this, we

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Speaker 2: gave you the challenge ten minutes ago, could you eat

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Speaker 2: one hundred oysters?

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Speaker 3: And now look behind you, Peter is a whiteboard.

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Speaker 2: If you look at the whiteboard, it says down the

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Speaker 2: bottom right right there, scheduled for five forty five cross

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Speaker 2: to Peter Oyster update. So we expected it would take

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Speaker 12: Oh Cay, you should have told me you wanted me

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Speaker 12: to eat slower.

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Speaker 4: And honestly, I think I think the reason it's taken

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Speaker 4: you ten minutes is because our executive producer poop Pants

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Speaker 4: had to keep ferrying himself to the fridge.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't he just gorgeously.

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Speaker 12: He's just got a beautiful face.

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Speaker 5: He does beautiful man. But that's that was the main

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Speaker 5: like time wasting.

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Speaker 4: Wasn't it was just himring you haven't quite got to

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Speaker 4: the hundred?

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Speaker 5: Have you got more? No? No, this is it? The

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, if the dozen, you have a dozen in front

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Speaker 2: of you.

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Speaker 3: If you eat that dozen, that's the hundred. Oh just

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Speaker 3: wait a second, mate.

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Speaker 5: There's one hundred. We've got a hundred and there is

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Speaker 5: there is twelve.

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Speaker 2: I think it might even take you to one hundred

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Speaker 2: and eight if you if you managed to punch you

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Speaker 3: Obviously, I've done you guys justice, just quietly.

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Speaker 4: The team was hoping to have an oyster after the show,

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Speaker 4: because you'll definitely be done on a hundred, but you

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Speaker 4: have done this.

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Speaker 3: No, Peter.

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Speaker 2: One of the things we spoke about before was that

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Speaker 2: when you ate ninety six oysters before we get down

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Speaker 2: to this final dozen, because it will be a very

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Speaker 2: special moment. Was the rumor that oysters have or h

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Speaker 13: Not one of them worked for me, and yeah, I

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Speaker 13: dare say none of them will work for me tonight.

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Speaker 1: Either.

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Speaker 13: Reaching a lot old age than what I was when

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Speaker 13: I originally did the eight do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how were you when you did the original?

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Speaker 12: I would have been thirty oka?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 12: So yeah, because hello, I don't want to tell the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's okay, that's right.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't be a day past forty, would you.

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: I love you.

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Speaker 5: Afridis might be working.

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Speaker 2: Alrighty, Peter, we've got a dozen oysters left. Okay, Instagram

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Speaker 3: What's up?

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Speaker 12: I was just going to say, I have another oyster story.

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Speaker 3: Oh you've got another oyster story.

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Speaker 5: Oh us, hit us with your other oyster story. Please?

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Speaker 12: No, maybe not?

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Speaker 2: Oh really, you've just about the ball about the bulls testicles,

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Speaker 2: and they're more bulls testicles involved here.

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Speaker 13: No, just the ones that I now cut out of

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Speaker 13: the calves and throw to the dogs their little oysters.

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Speaker 13: Well I don't eat them, but but I do eat

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Speaker 13: sweetbreads that people get confused and think sweetbreads are testicles

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Speaker 13: out of the bulls, of course, but sweetbreads are actually

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Speaker 13: a gland that's in cattle that you can eat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Crusher, Just for people who don't know, by the way,

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Speaker 4: she does breed cattle.

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Speaker 5: She doesn't just go to random paddocks and chop bulls

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is what you do for work, and bulls

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Speaker 4: balls are referred to as oysters Peter, which is something.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Peter, if I can bring you back to the

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Speaker 2: dozen oysters, Okay, you've got a dozen to go. Okay,

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Speaker 2: if you do this, you will have eaten one hundred

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Speaker 2: oysters one hundred and eight oysters in about fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 2: loving it, loving every second of it.

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Speaker 3: We are loving it. Instagram, Facebook if you want to

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Speaker 3: see it. Are you ready for your final dozen?

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Speaker 12: I certainly am.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Would you like me to hold your microphone for you? Okay, Peter,

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Speaker 3: when you're ready the final dozen.

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Speaker 13: Just would like to say thank you guys for this

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Speaker 13: beautiful oister rendition.

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Speaker 3: Pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Can you get drunk voids?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 3: There she goes, she's on three? Wow, four, five, it's easy.

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Speaker 2: Six, God, here we go, double coming up, seven, eight,

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Speaker 2: that's nine, she's got three to go. She puts down

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Speaker 2: her ten. Oh, she got the slippery suck at ten.

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Speaker 3: Eleven.

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Speaker 14: Mary Christman, how does it feel, oystreet?

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Speaker 13: Yeah? Well, yeah, thanks for a little poo bum out there.

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Speaker 5: She's just got an executive producer, pooh Bum. He's nicknames

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Speaker 5: poo pants.

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Speaker 14: But whatever, You're a champion, Peter, Peter.

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Speaker 3: Oysters one hundred and eight oysters.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, you're going to the Will and Woody Hall of

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Speaker 2: Famer and you've done that about fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 3: Think you go on a lot of people's hall of fame.

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Speaker 5: To be honest, it's stillan Oldcott's listening. He needs to

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Speaker 5: come in here. Hand in his Australian of the Year.

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Speaker 3: Award in Will would if you want to see his

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Speaker 3: old Peter. Thanks for coming in. It was amazing. It

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Speaker 3: was amazing. You hijacked the show for the forty five minutes.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't have stopped it for anyone else. That was phenomenal.

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Speaker 14: Here more of the boys on the full show podcast.

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Speaker 14: You know you want to