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Speaker 1: Need a lift. It's Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Look, I'm thinking about becoming an escort. Now. Before you

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Speaker 2: think that's completely ludicrous and outrageous, let me explain myself.

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Speaker 3: Last week we were raising funds for Red Cross their

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Speaker 3: bushfire relief fund, and we auctioned off a date with me.

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Speaker 2: It went for a huge amount of cash.

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Speaker 4: Woods, your date went for six three hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 4: It was a wonderful thing we did there. Yeah, of course,

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Speaker 4: one of opportunity of charity. And can I just remind

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Speaker 4: you it was for a dinner date. So you do

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Speaker 4: realize the connotations of the word escort carries with it.

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Speaker 3: I do, And let me explain that now or clarify that.

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking of becoming a non physical escort. So basically

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Speaker 3: people can hire me.

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Speaker 5: Not for a game of cards.

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Speaker 2: It could be a.

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Speaker 3: Game of cards. Maybe you've got an event coming up

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Speaker 3: and you don't want to go and go alone.

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Speaker 2: I come. Maybe you've got a weekend away again, you

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Speaker 2: don't want to do it alone. I come.

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Speaker 5: But do they do? They definitely don't do it alone,

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Speaker 5: if you know what I mean as well.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, well they're not doing it alone, or they are

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Speaker 4: doing it alone.

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Speaker 2: Well, they're not doing it with you. No, there's no physicality.

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Speaker 2: We can negotiate maybe a kissing, a hug maybe, but

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Speaker 2: that would be free slope.

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Speaker 5: I think. I think you're either in your out mate.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I was not going to go.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. I've got a second base, but

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Speaker 5: don't take me to home.

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Speaker 2: No, we would they would be, but it would be

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Speaker 2: it would be a contract.

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Speaker 4: I think it's no physicality or its physicality. Mate, You're

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Speaker 4: not just rolling around just doing chicken twisties.

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Speaker 3: I think there's a negotiable area, and I think it

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Speaker 3: would be good to have a right hand man, my pimp,

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Speaker 3: to be there.

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Speaker 2: And I was wondering, no.

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Speaker 5: If you know really, yes, really, you.

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Speaker 2: Will get ten percent of the whole thing. How much

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Speaker 2: are you charging a fair bit?

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Speaker 3: I think, well, I want to see what the demand is.

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Speaker 3: The actually already brought an outfit actually which I was

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Speaker 3: gonna you can bring in the wiz. Now I've got

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Speaker 3: you your pimpad fit, which is very exciting.

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Speaker 2: I bought you. I bought you. This is the first

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Speaker 2: business expense of my company, of the new company, mate,

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Speaker 2: But I've bought you. When you say of your new company.

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Speaker 5: Do you mean of our come and you've just already

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Speaker 5: spent money on this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, I spent four hundred dollars on a coat. Jesus, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: look at that. Look at that. So while Will, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's great hat. It's a really good hat. I bought

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Speaker 3: that with you in mind.

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Speaker 2: So while Will.

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Speaker 3: Puts on all of that, I want to ask people,

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Speaker 3: thirteen one oh sixty five is our number?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I actually quite like being a pim.

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Speaker 2: You look good, you look great. If you want to

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Speaker 2: see this, got our Instagram Facebook? Can I knew i'd

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Speaker 2: get you around with the costume something?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Played?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah. Ten thousand dollars up front fee to

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Speaker 5: him me would have meant high. Are you hire me?

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Speaker 5: I'm a pimp. I don't pay flat as a flat fee.

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Speaker 4: Now you get I get commissioned, but there's an opening

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Speaker 4: flat fee.

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Speaker 2: Well we can talk about that off here right now.

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Speaker 3: I want to know thirteen one oh sixty five as

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Speaker 3: a market for this out there, and what I'm what

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Speaker 3: I'm really specifically saying is I would be an escort,

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Speaker 3: but I would be a non physical escort, so I

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Speaker 3: would just be company. You can take me out for

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Speaker 3: tea and scones. That's not a euphemism.

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Speaker 5: You can take me to him for a play playing

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Speaker 5: in the park.

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Speaker 2: You can take me for a player in the park.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you might go and hit the swings.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you want to go hit the swings. You might

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Speaker 2: go for a surf, maybe surfing, Maybe you want to

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Speaker 2: go for a walk. I just want to know if

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Speaker 2: it's amount of there, thirty one or sixty five? Would

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Speaker 2: you hire a non physical escort, because that could be

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Speaker 2: an area that I could play in.

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Speaker 4: Well, and there's no speaking as your official pim, yes,

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Speaker 4: there's no area that you might there's no kissing hugs.

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Speaker 5: That's off the table. That's off the table unless you

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Speaker 5: want to go the whole nine yards and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but no, none of that. That's completely off

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Speaker 2: the table.

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Speaker 5: Now we'll have a little special offer of fifty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: You can do what you want with him.

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Speaker 2: Well, let me talk to my pimp because he's starting

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Speaker 2: to get a bit outrage.

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Speaker 3: It must be the outfit just considering becoming a non

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Speaker 3: physical escort, will I raised.

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Speaker 4: Defeats the purpose of escort in a lot of ways,

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Speaker 4: doesn't now, see I completely disagree.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a different name for it. Well what

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Speaker 2: would that name be?

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Speaker 4: We I don't know, but just like date buddy or

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Speaker 4: just hang buddy, okaying like that because you're not because

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Speaker 4: as soon as they escort, yes, people are starting to

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Speaker 4: expect a little bit, and you want to stay out

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Speaker 4: of that. You just want to be there for you,

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Speaker 4: for your conversations and your company. Will your company a

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Speaker 4: company I just don't think anybody in their right mind

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Speaker 4: would pay for But Michelle's called on thirty one oh

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Speaker 4: sixty five, Michelle, is there a future for awudy in this.

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Speaker 5: Line of work?

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Speaker 1: I think there would be a high amount for old women,

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Speaker 1: I mean my fifties, but my sixties. But I think

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Speaker 1: it would be great, you know, have someone to be

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Speaker 1: able to have as a companion for you know, dates,

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Speaker 1: if you get you wanted to dinner and you want

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Speaker 1: to be the odd personality get invited to weddings and

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Speaker 1: you're single. Okay, I think there would be.

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Speaker 4: So Michelle, I mean, like I just I mean, I'm

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Speaker 4: sort of temporarily acting as his p I MP at

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Speaker 4: the moment was sort of like testing out the waters.

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Speaker 5: Uh and Michelle, What's I mean what sort of a

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Speaker 5: figure would you be out? Would you be paying for

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Speaker 5: Woods to be a company with you?

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Speaker 1: Well, I suppose it depends on the event.

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Speaker 2: Yes, what if it was dinner.

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Speaker 3: If it was a dinner, Michelle, if you wanted me

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Speaker 3: to come to a dinner tonight, let's say, do three

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Speaker 3: or four hours with you, how much would you be

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Speaker 3: looking at paying them?

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Speaker 2: Michelle? What do you think is reasonable?

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Speaker 1: I think you know, if it's you paying for your

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Speaker 1: own dinner, I'm playing from my own don That would

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Speaker 1: depend as well. But I think you're either throwing the dinner.

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Speaker 4: Figure just hit us with a figures three hundred.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. That's good. Bank will for three out?

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Speaker 2: That's really good. That's your thank you, Michelle, Thank you, Michelle.

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Speaker 2: Are we believing me now?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 2: I'm interested sweet bank.

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Speaker 5: It's we're not going to call it sweet bank, and

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Speaker 5: we probably won't mention.

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Speaker 4: The words side hustle. Okay, okay, but we could make

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Speaker 4: some money. Okay, we got Joe, Joe, you're an actual

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Speaker 4: former P. I M P Joe.

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Speaker 6: Guys, that's right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Do you think there's yeah going Joe?

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Speaker 6: I was going to say not former currently in the position?

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Speaker 1: Great? Great?

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Speaker 6: Great?

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Speaker 2: Is there a marketing is there a market here, Joe?

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Speaker 6: Definitely, mate, there is definitely a market. And the caller

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Speaker 6: that just called before, it's not going to not going

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Speaker 6: to cut it. We to be we need to be

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Speaker 6: at least at the gorilla Wow. Okay for you to escort,

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Speaker 6: and you can. By the way, you can call it escorting.

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Speaker 6: Escorting doesn't necessarily mean, thank you, Joe, that you provide

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Speaker 6: a can I say sexual yes, sexual service okay. It

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Speaker 6: doesn't necessarily mean that you provide a sexual service. It

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Speaker 6: just means that you are accompanying someone else for whatever

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Speaker 6: the term is that you've agreed upon.

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Speaker 2: You might have taken Will's job.

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Speaker 3: There, I got a new Yeah, thank you Joe.

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Speaker 6: Look Will nothing against your will.

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Speaker 2: See what you're hearing.

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