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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast, This.

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Speaker 2: Will and What Is.

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Speaker 1: They're back for the first time this year Monday next week.

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Speaker 1: Cannot wait to catch up with them for the first

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Speaker 1: time in twenty twenty two. But if you're looking for

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Speaker 1: something extra to listen to over the summer holidays, they've

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Speaker 1: done a new podcast. It's called Bad Trips, catching up

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Speaker 1: with their favorite celebrity pals and asking them if they've

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Speaker 1: ever had a holiday horror story. Now you can hear

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Speaker 1: the full chat of this on the iHeartRadio app or

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Speaker 1: wherever you get all your podcasts right now. Here's a

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Speaker 1: snippet of their chat with Martha from Maps.

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Speaker 3: This is.

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Speaker 4: Or all going on? This totally sucks more Welcome We

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Speaker 4: got to This is called Bad Trips, and we've got

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Speaker 4: Martha Calipattas who joins us for this version of Bad

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Speaker 4: Trips Horror Travel Stories.

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Speaker 2: Welcome Martha.

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Speaker 5: Oh hi, guys, thanks for having me again.

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Speaker 6: You are very very welcome, always welcome on this show.

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Speaker 6: They always a pleasure you for that matter. But Martha,

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Speaker 6: you have a horror trip story?

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Speaker 5: Oh I've got a few, but there's one in particular. Accolate.

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Speaker 7: You guys are gonna laugh.

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Speaker 5: We were obviously abroad. We had spent a week in

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Speaker 5: Mexico in Carbo, and then we get another week in

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Speaker 5: Mexico City.

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Speaker 8: Ah.

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Speaker 5: Mexico City is like you're really feeling like the cultural differences,

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Speaker 5: and you know, everything's different, and there's street food which

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Speaker 5: we don't really have here, which is a novelty. And

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Speaker 5: everyone kind of told us don't eat the street food, sure,

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Speaker 5: because obviously you're not accustomed to eating their food and

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Speaker 5: like it could affect you. Sure, so we were really

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Speaker 5: careful about eating the food, and we ate in places

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Speaker 5: where people said, oh, no, it's fine, you can eat here.

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Speaker 5: The last day, when we were leaving to New York

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Speaker 5: from Mexico City, Michael's like, I'm going to get a

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Speaker 5: taco from the street food vendor. I'm like, are you

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Speaker 5: sure you want to do that? Just as we're leaving,

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Speaker 5: Like we've been here the whole time, you know, we

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Speaker 5: can get like tacos in la or something.

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Speaker 2: Fruit can't have.

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Speaker 5: He's like, this guy looks really clean, like it looks good.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, it's thirty three degrees and he doesn't have

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Speaker 5: a bridge.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, he got the tacos. He got three tacos. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: he hate them. He's eating them, going, babies are so good, man.

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Speaker 5: These tacos are like nothing I've ever had. Like, you

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Speaker 5: don't know what flavor is until you eat these tacos.

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Speaker 5: I'm obviously you know, tell me the sky's yellow, and I'll.

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Speaker 10: Be like, what is it?

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Speaker 5: Like, I'm so gullible. I was like, all right.

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Speaker 2: You know, Oh no you didn't.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, I'll have a little nibble.

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Speaker 5: I'll just have a nibble. And I had a nibble.

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Speaker 5: I have a nibble of it. And then we're going

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Speaker 5: Feel great? On my No, Anyways, nothing happened.

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Speaker 9: I was safe.

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Speaker 5: We got to La The next day, we're at the

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to have the coffee. Smart Michael had

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Speaker 7: The Willow Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 6: We're talking about embarrassing your kids at school pickup or

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Speaker 6: school drop off thirteen one oh sixty five. If you've

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Speaker 6: got a story about that, because posh spy. She was

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Speaker 6: doing an interview and she was talking about the fact

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Speaker 6: been very, very rich Victoria Victoria, and hence, posh spye,

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Speaker 6: she's always been very posh.

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Speaker 2: that's a good quick question.

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Speaker 12: Damn it.

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Speaker 2: The short and curly your wheelhouse. That's your wheelhouse brought

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Speaker 13: We'll find that out for you guys.

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Speaker 6: But anyway, she used to get angry at her dad

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Speaker 6: because dad here would like to drop off Posh at

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Speaker 6: And she used to crack it and dad and go, dad,

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Speaker 6: please do not drop me down rolls Royce.

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Speaker 13: I don't want to stand out.

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Speaker 2: So that's so anti posh.

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Speaker 13: Her last name is Adams, by the way, Victoria Adams, soh.

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Speaker 2: You just remember that.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, it just popped into the head there, perish.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, so I want to hear more stories of embarrassing

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Speaker 6: your kids at school.

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Speaker 13: Drop.

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Speaker 6: We've got Maddie here on thirteen one oh six ' five. Maddie,

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Speaker 6: what did your dad used to do?

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Speaker 15: My gosh, So he used to drive us to school

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Speaker 15: when I was in year twelve and he used to

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but we know that he loves me.

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Speaker 16: Used to call me Maddie Bear in front of all

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Speaker 16: of my friends.

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Speaker 2: So embarrassing, yeah, think so embarrassing.

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Speaker 13: You know off that, Maddie.

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Speaker 6: I've got oh, I remember well we went to the

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Speaker 2: Mom used to come into the front fence.

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Speaker 6: I did drive my car into a front fence. But

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Speaker 6: that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about when

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Speaker 6: your mom used to drop you off school. Photo in

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Speaker 6: your school captain. Yeah, I was a bad school captain.

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Speaker 6: But that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about

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Speaker 6: embarrassing school drop offs and when your mom used to

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Speaker 6: drop you off, you guys would be doing this one

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Speaker 17: Big musical family sing along in the car. Music about

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Speaker 17: that is we talked you behind your back. Let's go

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Speaker 17: to Ali here on thirteen one oh six ' five. Ali,

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Speaker 17: this isn't a parent this is your auntie who used

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Speaker 17: to do something to embarrass you.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, with my auntie. So she dropped me off at

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Speaker 15: and screaming out to me, I love you.

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Speaker 8: I see.

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Speaker 15: I could have killed her from doing it. It was

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's funny how embarrassed kids get about just shows

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Speaker 6: of love. Yeah, for the week, we're going to pair

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Speaker 6: in the studio here, but button push a Joel John.

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Speaker 6: Do you just Harland hate it when you say love

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Speaker 6: your mate?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I say it a lot because he's five, and

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Speaker 1: you sort of say that to toddler's a lot. But

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Speaker 1: what's worse is when you scream out I love you

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Speaker 1: at like his daycare and you drop him off and

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Speaker 1: he just turns and walks away in front of all

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Speaker 13: And doesn't say it back.

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Speaker 2: What's with that?

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Speaker 13: Like enjoy being loved? I'm glad.

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Speaker 2: That's hard to say to a kid. I think that's

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Speaker 2: what they struggle with. Let's see, I don't think you're

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Speaker 2: a parent until your child's broken your heart. Oh that

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Speaker 2: is that wasn't my own gear. That's a that's a

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Speaker 2: poet called David White who said that. But it's good

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Speaker 13: Wow, yeah, yeah. Let's just take a second to absorb that.

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Speaker 2: It's good gear, isn't it.

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Speaker 13: Let's go to Rayan here, who hopefully lift the vibe

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Speaker 6: Rayanne, your mom does something to embarrass you at the

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Speaker 15: My dad embarrassed me many times at school drop off.

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Speaker 15: But my first day of high school, he wound down

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Speaker 15: the window and he yells out, did you get your

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Speaker 15: hemloid cream?

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Speaker 3: Love?

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Speaker 2: Pretty good Will?

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Speaker 13: This is Will and what they returned for the first

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Speaker 1: We're so excited to have them back next week in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. I'm sure they'll have loads of stories

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Speaker 1: to tell us. But for now, we're picking out some

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Speaker 1: of our favorite bits of the show. And a very

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Speaker 1: very special guest joins us for a chat about his

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Speaker 1: new book.

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Speaker 2: We've got Hugh Van Kylenberg in the studio. He's got

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Speaker 2: a brand new book. It's called Let Go Hughes first book,

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Speaker 2: The Resilience Projects, sold over two hundred thousand copies. Congratulations, mate,

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Speaker 2: So brand new book here, which is much more about you,

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Speaker 2: which is really cool. But now we're talking about something

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Speaker 2: trauma going on in your family, Naturally, the kid who's

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Speaker 18: Totally, that became a central thing for a lot of

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Speaker 18: much pressure I felt to make people feel like and

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Speaker 18: I thought of this story foota trip two thousand and three.

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Speaker 18: So I'm twenty three years old and it was my

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Speaker 18: first ever footage troop. And everyone went out the night

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Speaker 18: responsible decision. He got water, mature decision to our sleep.

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Speaker 18: That's impressive. Everyone was in the bar the next morning

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Speaker 18: just got anxious. I was like, everyone's down here. I've

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Speaker 2: You've got you've got to be the light in the room.

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Speaker 18: I couldn't handle the fact everyone was so flat, and

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Speaker 18: I see kind of guys. Get everyone out in front

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Speaker 18: I don't know, but I got to do so I'm

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Speaker 18: gonna lift here. I'a lift everyone. And so I was like,

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Speaker 18: what I'll do is I'll just run. I'll run past

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Speaker 18: like I'm running a marathon. Not incredibly funny, but it's

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Speaker 18: something I'll just jog past like, and I'll waved to him.

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Speaker 18: And I got a couple of blocks away and I

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Speaker 18: he doing? And I thought, this isn't that funny. I'll

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Speaker 18: take my top off. Yeah, I'll take my top off.

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Speaker 18: And I was like, again, could be It'd be a

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Speaker 18: lot funnier if I was nude. And so it's ten

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Speaker 18: I took all my clothes off, saved from my shoes

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Speaker 2: all in this book, Resilience Project. Let go here, Van

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Speaker 19: Mate.

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Speaker 2: You still haven't give me what you think that would

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Speaker 6: Now that's disrespectful to to to to to simply ponder

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Speaker 6: how did you embarrass yourself into yourself an embarrassing way myself?

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Speaker 20: Well, I cooked the chili the night before, put the

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Speaker 7: Oh, already one the truth.

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Speaker 20: I have been chopping chili to make a chili to.

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Speaker 21: Before, so I just double let's true story. Let's go

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Speaker 13: That's old mom.

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Speaker 13: To Amanda here, you idiot, Yeah you are?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, that was dumb. Let's go to Amanda.

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Speaker 6: Amanda you were you hurt yourself in an embarrassing one

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Speaker 8: Indeed, I used to get teased for having a monobrow

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Speaker 13: What excuse did you go for?

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Speaker 8: Well, when I went back to school, I told everyone, Oh,

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Speaker 8: I was slipping an egg and oil landed on my face,

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Speaker 21: That original bagfires.

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Speaker 13: In an embarrassing way. What happened?

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Speaker 16: I did?

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Speaker 10: So? I met a good English thought on hinge and

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Speaker 7: So one thing.

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Speaker 10: Led to another and we were in a particular position.

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Speaker 10: Chuck William Chuck's favorite position.

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Speaker 13: Okay, we've all got it, Yep, we've.

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Speaker 2: Come together. But what's Chuck got to do with it?

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Speaker 13: Chuck is a dog.

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Speaker 15: We're in favorite position.

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Speaker 2: Okay, right, okay, okay, yeah.

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Speaker 5: It's not irrelevant.

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Speaker 11: Position.

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Speaker 10: So everything was going great. He was hitting all the

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Speaker 13: And what did you tell your mom?

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Speaker 10: I said that I injured it at the gym. I

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Speaker 6: Woland Woodies, Fine, Hollod. Pretty simple task here thirteen one

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Speaker 6: oh six y five is a number. Call us and

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Speaker 6: convince this. You're in the car with someone else? Got

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Speaker 6: Tracy here? Hi Tracy, Hillary? How are you very very well?

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Speaker 6: Who are you in the car with Trace?

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Speaker 8: I'm with Anne Ann?

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Speaker 13: And who's Anne?

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Speaker 16: Anne is a very good friend of mine from work.

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Speaker 13: Okay, perfect check and on the fine place Trace?

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Speaker 7: All right, I.

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Speaker 8: Am, it's what I have a chat?

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Speaker 9: Here are you?

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Speaker 16: My name is Anne O.

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Speaker 2: Good and Ianne?

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Speaker 13: Uh? Are you from England?

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Speaker 16: And yeah, mom my mom's mom's from Scotland. So I've

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Speaker 13: Can they accent slipped a bit? There? Tracy. We think

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Speaker 13: you're alone? Yeah, Len Castier.

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Speaker 2: Try trace Sean's called guy? Sean? Who you in the car?

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Speaker 2: Was shawning?

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Speaker 14: I got my work mate James with me.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, Chuck James on the phone. Yep, you're right, good James,

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Speaker 13: big data that work.

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Speaker 3: Not really?

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Speaker 2: What do you do?

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Speaker 11: Jack?

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Speaker 2: What do you what do you doing?

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Speaker 3: Work with?

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Speaker 14: Scaffolders?

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Speaker 2: Your scaffolders?

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Speaker 13: Alright, okay, so can you put Shawn back on the

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Speaker 13: phone place?

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Speaker 14: Yep, good mate, ge.

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Speaker 2: Whiz there could be two people there.

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Speaker 13: It's a subtle different Shawney.

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Speaker 2: We'll go one more time here. What's your spirit animal? Sean?

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Speaker 2: All right, what's your spirit animal?

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Speaker 14: Mind? The wolf?

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Speaker 2: A wolf? Give me a wolf?

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Speaker 13: Hol Oh, give the phone back to the other boat.

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Speaker 13: What's he killed again, Aaron?

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Speaker 5: James?

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Speaker 21: James, She's way off, mate, James. James, do a wolf howl?

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Speaker 13: James. Oh it's different. I think the same guy that

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Speaker 13: I think.

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Speaker 2: The argument's two different blokes.

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Speaker 13: So yeah, now let's go with you, Sean, we reckon

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Speaker 13: James is real?

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Speaker 15: Be real?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank you.

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Speaker 13: Okay, let's go tomorrow here tomorrow. Who are you in

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Speaker 13: the cow with?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 15: I'm with my daughter.

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Speaker 13: You don't know what's her name?

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Speaker 5: Her name is Darcy.

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Speaker 13: Okay, Chuck Darcy on the phone.

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Speaker 19: Please, Hey Darcy, the people on the radio want to

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Speaker 8: All Ray.

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Speaker 13: Darcy.

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Speaker 2: There might just be one person in the car there,

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Speaker 2: all right, yeah, yeah tomorrow.

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Speaker 13: Hell, let's go.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Ash. I love when they double down

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Speaker 2: there in the voice.

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Speaker 13: Still I'm still here, Ash. Who are you in the

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 7: You go here with my dad?

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Speaker 12: Brian?

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Speaker 13: Brian, Dad, Brian? Okay, Bryan?

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Speaker 2: How old is Brian? Ash?

453
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,040
Speaker 11: He's fix?

454
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,719
Speaker 2: What's your favorite memory of Brian?

455
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:29,600
Speaker 12: Oh? Probably playing a bit of cricket on the beach

456
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,639
Speaker 12: my more kids, I guess.

457
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,159
Speaker 2: Oh, nice, great memory. They're a great memory that your

458
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,320
Speaker 2: dad just rolling down pies as you spank him into

459
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:41,359
Speaker 2: the water, rolling his alright, what's his name? Brian? Is

460
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,000
Speaker 2: it right? Okay? Cool? Check him on, Ash, check.

461
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,880
Speaker 12: Him on, guys. There you going.

462
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,240
Speaker 13: So, Brian? What was your favorite moment from Cricket on

463
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:53,560
Speaker 13: the beach?

464
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:53,720
Speaker 5: Mat?

465
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:54,960
Speaker 3: Oh?

466
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,440
Speaker 12: Probably a fact with my son Kompol for anything.

467
00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:02,119
Speaker 21: He's also got a shocking voice on him. He's got

468
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,720
Speaker 21: a terrible way of trying to be his dad.

469
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:16,520
Speaker 22: It's just you, mate, Oh, great stuff comming.

470
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:20,560
Speaker 13: Up next with the Will and Woody The Will and

471
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,600
Speaker 13: Woody Podcast.

472
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:27,240
Speaker 2: Did you get dumped by proxy? Did someone dump you

473
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,040
Speaker 2: on their behalf? We're talking a lot about primary school

474
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,840
Speaker 2: crushes at the moment on this show was which has

475
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,480
Speaker 2: just been bloody good fun to talk about. But with

476
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,600
Speaker 2: every primary school crush comes every primary school breakup and

477
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,879
Speaker 2: our button Bush and Joel, Yeah, it had just one

478
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,960
Speaker 2: of the most traumatic experiences. Joel.

479
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 13: Yeah.

480
00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:46,920
Speaker 1: Boys, So this was pretty much like the first love

481
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,800
Speaker 1: of my life, my first girlfriend ever. We held hands

482
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,119
Speaker 1: on the bus, we held hands on the basketball courts,

483
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,040
Speaker 1: were kissed. We both had braces. It was a big

484
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,239
Speaker 1: deal and not an easy thing to do.

485
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,520
Speaker 13: Of course, that was always tricky.

486
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,400
Speaker 1: Four glorious weeks we dated, Yeah, and then she decided

487
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,960
Speaker 1: to send her friend Delsie to dump me on the

488
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,720
Speaker 1: basketball court.

489
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 2: Delsea dumped You got dumped by Delsie, her best friend.

490
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,119
Speaker 13: Of course, always after lunch too. I was on my

491
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:12,840
Speaker 13: way back to school.

492
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:17,400
Speaker 1: I had to finish the rest of the day after.

493
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,800
Speaker 2: It was because the chat there. Chat happened at lunch,

494
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 2: didn't it, of course? And then I always got you

495
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,840
Speaker 2: right before class, like they didn't give you lunch to grieve.

496
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,680
Speaker 13: And I'm sure your girlfriend she doesn't want to be confronted.

497
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,159
Speaker 13: That's why she's got her best friend to do it.

498
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 13: So to do it at the end of lunch is

499
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 13: absolutely perfect. But it was there a note with you, Joel?

500
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 13: Or was it just an audible proxy dumping face to face.

501
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 1: I was sort of walking over this small bridge back

502
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 1: into the school and she just sort of cut in

503
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,040
Speaker 1: front of me and said, Hey, Joel, can I have

504
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 1: a sick Yeah?

505
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 2: You know, when you see the best friend lurking, as

506
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,160
Speaker 2: I said before, like the angel of death, because more

507
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,919
Speaker 2: often than not, you've never had anything more to do

508
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 2: with the best friend than the fact that you both

509
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 2: got caught editing clagg In you two too, like you

510
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 2: wouldn't piss on the best friend if they were on fire,

511
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,960
Speaker 2: Like you've got nothing to do with it. But no,

512
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,679
Speaker 2: but it's true, you've got nothing to do with them.

513
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 2: You never talk to each other. They probably hate the

514
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 2: fact that you steal their best friend's attention. Then all

515
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 2: of a sudden they're lurking, and they're only lurking for

516
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 2: two reasons. They're either lurking to ask you to rate

517
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 2: their best made out of five and you'll.

518
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,399
Speaker 13: Do it quick, right of course.

519
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,679
Speaker 2: I mean you get given a quick five, get that

520
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 2: giddy feeling, hop off to arts and crafts. Or they're

521
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 2: lurking with a dumping and it's transactional and so transactional.

522
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 2: Let us go, hey, how are you going? Exactly like

523
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 2: DELSI did with you Joel. They go, hey, here you going.

524
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 2: You're like, all right, let's.

525
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 13: Get it over and done with.

526
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 2: If you've got that little sticky note where I just

527
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 2: get to circle five.

528
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,120
Speaker 13: And then I can hand it back to you?

529
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 2: Or are you here to dump me? And then they

530
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 2: go okay, cool, see you later, see you at tea

531
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,919
Speaker 2: ball and you're like, wells will put my heart on

532
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 2: that tea bank it? Well, I often hit fowls banking

533
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 2: into the fowl zone.

534
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 6: But right I reguone. There's jealousy from the best friend

535
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 6: because you've taken. So they actually get satisfaction.

536
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:57,440
Speaker 2: They love it.

537
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 13: Proxy dumpers, they love it. I got proxy dumped on

538
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 13: a walk you god.

539
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, classic place to proxy dump.

540
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, after school. It's so away from my actual girlfriend.

541
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 2: So she was she was even on this. She wasn't

542
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:08,880
Speaker 2: even on the scene.

543
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 6: It was like Jerry Maguire when he gets fired at

544
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 6: the public and the restaurants.

545
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 13: Exactly right, That's how I felt. I mean, I got

546
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 13: proxy asked out as well.

547
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 6: Interesting, pretty much proxy kissed my girlfriends.

548
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 23: You kissed I had notion.

549
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,919
Speaker 13: This is from your girlfriends? Do you want to return that?

550
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 12: Yeah?

551
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 13: I guess.

552
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 2: We've got anyone who's five.

553
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:40,360
Speaker 23: If you've been proxy dumped, you remember getting dumped by

554
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 23: the best.

555
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 2: Friend or on their behalf. Dalton, You got proxy dumped, mate?

556
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 22: Yeah?

557
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 12: Here you going believe talk through anyway. So a couple

558
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 12: of years ago, now saw gone. I've forgoting about it now.

559
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 12: But I was with this girl for say two three months, right,

560
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 12: and her best friend gives me a call one all right,

561
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 12: and that's here you going. What are you up to?

562
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 12: I said, Oh no, it's just a home, just chilling.

563
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 12: Can you maybe down to McDonald's.

564
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 2: Oh she got you hell.

565
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 12: Mc donald's sat down and she said, oh, look well

566
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 12: she doesn't have a billagy no more. So Yeah, I

567
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 12: done went inside and I smashed a nice big double

568
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 12: quarter paranle from six NAIs.

569
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 13: Yeah of course you did, man, God you did well?

570
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 12: Yeah?

571
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 2: Go on, man?

572
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 12: Yeah, does doubt it?

573
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 2: Yeah right, some of the macas. So, how old are

574
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 2: you so?

575
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 6: Mate?

576
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 2: I mean for us, I mean this was you know,

577
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 2: I think Joel was thirteen, what he was ten? Obviously

578
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 2: you would have been what nine or ten as well? Mate?

579
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 21: No?

580
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 12: No, no, I was eighteen?

581
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 3: You eight?

582
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 13: Age?

583
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm twenty four now.

584
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 13: Oh, this is still fresh, This is still fresh. I'm

585
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:47,919
Speaker 13: surprised you still going.

586
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 23: To gets much worse than a proxy dumping at Madic

587
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 23: Mackers into a double about six nuggets. They've got a

588
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 23: special menu it him for that. Did you just get

589
00:24:59,080 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 23: proxy dumped?

590
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 13: Send off your pounder. If you've been proxy dumps.

591
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 2: We'll take these calls, more of them right up next

592
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,360
Speaker 2: thirty one six five. If you've been dumped by a proxy,

593
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: I'd love to hear from your shocking moment. I'm sure

594
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 2: shocking memory for everyone to relive. But you know what,

595
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 2: our hearts and our sleeves in the studio, hen we

596
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 2: lived a pretty shocking moment.

597
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 13: Bloody. Oh it's be vulnerable running proxy dumped. It pretty

598
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 13: much had a proxy relationship.

599
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, now we found out that he just lived via

600
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 2: a sorry good girlfriend.

601
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 21: Asked out fire proxy, kissed by proxy, broken up by

602
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 21: a proxy.

603
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 6: I don't even know what my girlfriend looked like in

604
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 6: primary school, but I dated ern.

605
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 13: It was good.

606
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 6: Let's go to Whitney here, I'm thirteen one o six

607
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 6: five Whitney.

608
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 13: You like us? You've been proxy dumped?

609
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 18: Yes?

610
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 7: I have boy?

611
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 2: Okay, we need talk us through it.

612
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 7: So you don't. In grade six, how you go to

613
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 7: your new high school for a transition day?

614
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, oh yeah yeah, check it out. Check

615
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 2: it out. Open day, I think what I used to

616
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 2: call it.

617
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, broken day.

618
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 15: So went off to open day, met this guy.

619
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 7: We barely spoke, but one of his mates was keen

620
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 7: for us to be boyfriend and girlfriend. I got my

621
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 7: first boyfriend in grade six. Over summer we lived really

622
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 7: far aparts. We didn't really talk other than he would

623
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 7: call the home phone.

624
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 13: Treacherous.

625
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 2: It was a hot moment. Geewez, you couldn't wrench that

626
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 2: phone off yourmum or dad? Quick, John's on the phone.

627
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 2: Don't give it to me now, I do not say

628
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 2: one more word.

629
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 21: Yeah, there was a hot moment, absolutely, so he was

630
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 21: pretty brave a few times.

631
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 9: And then Thursday of year seven, we were back at

632
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 9: school and we went to the pool for black It

633
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,199
Speaker 9: was just like an easy day, like we're having activities

634
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 9: and stuff the pool and one of his mate comes

635
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 9: up and says, sorry, Whitney, he doesn't want to be

636
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 9: in a relationship any.

637
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 2: See.

638
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 6: At the pool as well, you're so vulnerable at the

639
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 6: pool as well when you're young like that, Like I

640
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,719
Speaker 6: didn't have the body hair, so I always felt very

641
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 6: small at the pool.

642
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 2: Witness shocking at the pool.

643
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 13: Gosh, first day, Yeah, no, that hurts. But holidays were

644
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 13: always a tough period though. Can I just say, like, yeah,

645
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 13: before the.

646
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 2: Holidays, you didn't you didn't last the holidays.

647
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 6: You know, some kid would go to like a you know,

648
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 6: a Fijian holiday or saying he come back with the tan.

649
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 6: You're still pasty because you spent the holidays at you know,

650
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 6: the local holiday inn.

651
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 13: And then all of a sudden, some of our holidays

652
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 13: were like that still got.

653
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 6: Local caravan park. I haven't got a tan, but Johnny's

654
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 6: got a ten. And then all of a sudden all

655
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 6: the girls want Johnny. Yeah, before we know, you get

656
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 6: proxy da.

657
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 2: And also back in the day, I remember school holidays

658
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 2: used to go for months.

659
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, you know, so.

660
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 2: You come back. You've changed the world's a different place,

661
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 2: many moons of pass. Yeah, you know, the vibe might

662
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 2: not be there anymore. You know, you don't stand a chance.

663
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, we've got Laura here. Now, Laura join us. You

664
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 6: were dumped by proxy as well.

665
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,199
Speaker 15: I was, and it was actually us. I thought it

666
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 15: was the worst thing ever.

667
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 2: I sorry, Laura, were still talking getting done by a

668
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 2: friend here.

669
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 15: It wasn't actually a friend.

670
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh geez, all right, so no more carry on.

671
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 15: Okay. So I started going out with a guy when

672
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 15: I was eighteen, and we were together for about nearly

673
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 15: three years. We lived together and everything. I ended up

674
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 15: moving back home because my mum had cancer. Oh no,

675
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 15: thank you that she's all right. It's like fifteen years ago.

676
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 15: But I was at work one day and I was

677
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 15: training this trainer and we were training this girl and

678
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 15: we were talking about our partners and stuff like that,

679
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 15: and I said, I've got a boyfriend called Brad and

680
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 15: he lived in blah blah blah. And she's like, is

681
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 15: it Brad da da dah? And I'm like yeah, and

682
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 15: she goes, oh, we've been together for like eight months

683
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,719
Speaker 15: and he doesn't want to be with you anymore. I

684
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 15: was like, oh what she showed me a photo of

685
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 15: them kissing. She was actually three months pregnant, and I

686
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 15: was like, oh my god, are you serious, Like we've

687
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 15: been here the three years. It was just before my

688
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 15: twenty first birthday, and I just rang him. I face

689
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 15: timed him. Actually, yeah, of course, and I was like,

690
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 15: who's this And he's just looked at me and looked

691
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 15: at her and hung up. They're kneel together, they're married,

692
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 15: they've got five kids.

693
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And he was with you for three years.

694
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 15: We were together for three for eight months with a

695
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 15: girl that you were training.

696
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 2: Yes, Straw, she whiz, that's pretty bad, Laura. Wow, Oh

697
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 2: my god.

698
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 15: I told her that's you don't have the job.

699
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 3: For you.

700
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 2: He's the Will and Woody podcast. You are entering into

701
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 2: an area which you no authority, nor do you have

702
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 2: any license to tread.

703
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 6: No, I certainly don't have the license, but I've organized

704
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 6: someone who does have the license.

705
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 13: And it's all about you becoming a daddy.

706
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:19,719
Speaker 2: To explain when I do, he turns away.

707
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 6: You made the announcement last week that you are becoming

708
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 6: a daddy.

709
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 13: I believe sixteen weeks.

710
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 6: In, Yeah, nearly seventeen weeks now, nearly seventeen weeks and

711
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 6: it's very exciting.

712
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 13: Firstly, how are you feeling?

713
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, good, As you know, I'm away from my

714
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 2: partner Sem at the moment, so that's definitely proving a

715
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 2: bit testing. She's doing all the heavy lifting on her own.

716
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 2: And when I say heavy lifting, yeah, I think it

717
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 2: is getting heavyer and she's got a lot of morning sickness.

718
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's not Yeah, not a good start to

719
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 2: my shared responsibilities as a parent. But you and I

720
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 2: hounse where we were slaves of the job.

721
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 6: Oh yeah we are. We are big business dogs. But interestingly,

722
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 6: you and Sem have made the decision to not find

723
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 6: out what the gender of the baby is.

724
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 13: Why do you not want to know what the gender is?

725
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 13: Because for me it feels like figuring out what the

726
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 13: gender is because you could figure out what the gender

727
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 13: is now, couldn't you.

728
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 6: Yes, it feels like knowing what the gender is allows

729
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 6: you to prepare a bit more as to like what

730
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 6: does the nursery look like? What toys can I buy it?

731
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 6: Why are you not choosing to find out the gender?

732
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, through discussions with a number of parents,

733
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 2: including our friend Benji Marshall, I've realized that you can

734
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 2: get a lot of gender neutral gear for kids that

735
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 2: age like who really cares whether they're or not, So

736
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: that's practically that's not the shue. But more importantly, I

737
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 2: think I'm very much obsessed with the idea of uncertainty

738
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 2: because I feel like most of us live our lives

739
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 2: always needing the security of knowing what's going to happen,

740
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 2: when it's going to happen, and how it's going to happen.

741
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 2: And I think that that's a trap because I don't

742
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 2: think that's actually how life works. And I think that

743
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 2: not knowing the gender of your baby is an actual,

744
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 2: a real opportunity to embrace the uncertainty of the way

745
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 2: that life should be. And I think it's it's a

746
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 2: much more relaxing place for me to be. If I

747
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 2: know what's going on in the future, I tend to

748
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 2: get anxious, I panic, I plan too much. Ye, so

749
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 2: uncertainty in the future for me is often quite relieving.

750
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 2: So I want to have the surprise.

751
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 6: It's actually a phenomenal answer, But unfortunately I've already organized

752
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 6: someone called Grand.

753
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 2: What do you mean what? Well?

754
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:40,239
Speaker 13: Grand proclaims. Grand proclaims to be able to guess strike rate.

755
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 6: No, it's not nonsttrition, but in some sort of I

756
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 6: don't know, genius, Grant, what would.

757
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 13: You describe yourself as? Grant? You describe yourself as.

758
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 14: The I'm like the unborn child prodigy. I got nothing.

759
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 13: I say, it's a very wordy title, so so Grand.

760
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 6: But to put it simply, business card, we'll workshop that,

761
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 6: will workshop that.

762
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 2: But Grant, Grand isn't going to be doing any sort

763
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: of like scanning or anything like that.

764
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 13: Now, how do you do it? Grand? How do you

765
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 13: guess the gender of babies?

766
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 21: Look?

767
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 14: I'd love to say that it's from years of working

768
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 14: in the maternity water as a midwifery, but that would

769
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 14: just be rubbish, right right, It's just it's like I

770
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 14: can't explain it, but basically not true.

771
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 12: It's a formula.

772
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 14: I've had a crack at fifteen or sixteen, yes, unborn

773
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 14: children of friends and family, and I've only had two

774
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 14: wrongs so far.

775
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 13: It's pretty good. Strike great, Hey, Grand, We've got to

776
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 13: go to a song made. Can you stick around and

777
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 13: do it with Will up next?

778
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 14: For sure?

779
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 13: Incredible? All right, Grant? What was your title again? Mate?

780
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 13: Go with the title one more?

781
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 14: Time, mate, I'm the unbirthed child, prodigy, golden child.

782
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 13: That's bad all right?

783
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 6: Well that is staying with us right up next on

784
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 6: Will and Wood and he's going to guess the gender

785
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 6: of Will's baby.

786
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 2: One of the big parts of becoming a parent Woods

787
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 2: is obviously deciding whether or not you're going to get

788
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 2: the gender of the baby. It's the first thing everyone

789
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 2: asked me. I announced that I'm having a baby next year,

790
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 2: which is really exciting, and the first thing everyone always

791
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 2: says to me is what's the gender of the baby

792
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,919
Speaker 2: going to be? And when I say, we're not finding out, yeah,

793
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 2: like a lot of people are disappointed that I understand that,

794
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 2: but it's something I really want to do. You're here

795
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 2: to spoil the fun.

796
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 6: Well, I'm just here to say that I think it's

797
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 6: a bit selfish. And I find out the gender of

798
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,399
Speaker 6: the baby because we will to me and Australia. So

799
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 6: I have organized the unborn baby gender whisperer called Grant,

800
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,760
Speaker 6: who joins us on the phone right now, gooda Grant,

801
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 6: can I go? If you missed it before the song,

802
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 6: you've got an incredible strike rate, you reckon, You've out

803
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 6: of sixteen that you've had a guess that you've got about.

804
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 13: Fourteen, right? Is that correct?

805
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 12: Grand?

806
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 6: Correct? Okay, And there is a formula to you figuring

807
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 6: out the gender, which actually means that we needed Will's

808
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 6: partner Sam, and we've got her on the phone.

809
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 13: Spell Hello Sam. Hey, Okay, so.

810
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 7: I feel really scared.

811
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 5: I said, yes, I want to know, but now I

812
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 5: don't know.

813
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 7: He's strike, Well, we don't know.

814
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,280
Speaker 2: I don't want to know, Sam, He doesn't. He doesn't

815
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 2: actually know, Like he's a grand what's your day job?

816
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 16: If he got if he got if he got sixteen?

817
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 19: Right?

818
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 7: Like, yeah, probably going to be pretty accurate.

819
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 13: Yeah, he's obviously good. Grant.

820
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 2: Well, hang on a second, grant, what's your day job?

821
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 3: Made?

822
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 14: I work in the building industry.

823
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's he's not like a clairvoyant.

824
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 14: He's just a guy in hospital on my way to

825
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 14: working home. But that's to be about my medical Okay.

826
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 2: He just gets the vibe hospital, so he's not he

827
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: drives past the hospital and sniffs the vibe. He's not

828
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 2: like an actual medium here. He just heard us talk

829
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 2: about the baby on the radio the other day and

830
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 2: he said he's got this gift. So you don't want

831
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 2: to know, even though it's grand.

832
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 20: Yeah, I think, well, I just think sixteen.

833
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 13: The proofs in the boo and I agree.

834
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 6: I agree, Sam, I think if you don't want to

835
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 6: find out, you might have to hang up STEM.

836
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: So he's just having a guess m.

837
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's a pretty excury.

838
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 2: I love it.

839
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 13: Grant, you're selling yourself too.

840
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 2: Well, it's not. Okay, here's what we're going to do.

841
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 2: We just need to tell Grant our favorite football team

842
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 2: and favorite season.

843
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 13: Sorry, is that right, Grant? Is that the formula?

844
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's correct. Yeah, the season you love most summer,

845
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 14: winter or spring. And your favorite football team NRL team

846
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 14: for both of you. And that's all I need.

847
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 13: Okay, NRL team and well it'll be a f L

848
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 13: is a fl okay?

849
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 18: Yeah?

850
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 14: Football covers it?

851
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay?

852
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 7: Does that also covered Dutch football?

853
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 14: Like now you now you're really skill.

854
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 2: He doesn't know Dutch footballs. He's up against the WHI

855
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 2: come on, you're gonna have to prove your.

856
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 14: In front of the answer. Does that count?

857
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:09,919
Speaker 6: All right, Let's let's start with the season. Okay, Will

858
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,760
Speaker 6: and Sam? What's your favorite season?

859
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 2: Sammy, what's your favorite season? In Australia.

860
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, I was gonna say it also depends on were.

861
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 2: I thought. So, so we'd have to say, let's let's

862
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 2: just stick to Australia because the baby will be born

863
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,760
Speaker 2: in Australia. Okay, yeah, okay, okay. Favorite season in Australia

864
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 2: is summer? Yeah?

865
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 13: Is it summer for you as well?

866
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 12: Will?

867
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 2: It's probably not summer for me, but.

868
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 13: Yeah, he doesn't like the heat, does the big wars?

869
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: I burned? I singe in the sun. I'm an autumn guy.

870
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 2: I'm an autumn guy.

871
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 13: Okay? Is that all? That's all you need? On the seasons?

872
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 3: There?

873
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 13: Grand, That's he's handled that.

874
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 21: Okay, okay, So then favorite football team will football club?

875
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 13: The Bombers?

876
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 6: And for you, Sam, were they allowed to do Dutch

877
00:37:59,040 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 6: or not?

878
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 3: A dad?

879
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 21: Let's test grundy I X I X yeah, which is

880
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 21: a j A X ajax.

881
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 2: Yeah right, not exactly, how Jacks?

882
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 6: Okay, Grand biscuit, How long do you need to come

883
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 6: up with the gender?

884
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,720
Speaker 13: Now that you've got the information, it'll be a girl?

885
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 2: Wow? Girl?

886
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 8: Okay?

887
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 12: Or a boy? Then Michael, Wow.

888
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 13: Grand amazing.

889
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 6: We'll be in touch and here we go six months

890
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 6: time or so wow, Grant, that was there was.

891
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 12: Lightning quick, let me know, and opportunity.

892
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 8: I mean it's a fifty out.

893
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 2: Yes, it is a fifty fifty chance exactly, sim it's.

894
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 12: Fifty with the formula.

895
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 3: It's like.

896
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 2: We are talking about sending photos and not checking them beforehand.

897
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 6: That's right, having the realization that you really should have Janelle,

898
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 6: what happened?

899
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,439
Speaker 13: How are you good? Good? Very good? Very good.

900
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 21: Yeah.

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00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 19: So I I was at a friend's wedding and I

902
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 19: thought I'd take a pretty selfie. So I went to

903
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 19: the bathroom and I was in the toilet cubicle and

904
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 19: I've angled the phone sort of up high, taking a

905
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 19: sexy photo. Yeah, posted it on Facebook, and then only

906
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 19: to realize that you can see the toilet in the

907
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 19: background and clot the whole lot of comments like really

908
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 19: in the dundy.

909
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 13: Now that's not so bad. Everyone takes a cheeky selfie

910
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 13: in the duddy, don't they? I thought, so, yeah, what fruits?

911
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 13: Did just send it to? Who cares about it?

912
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 6: I mean, if there was like a you know, if

913
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 6: there was a soiled toilet, I mean, you know, a

914
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 6: little bit embarrassing, But thanks for the call.

915
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 13: Anyway, Jane. I think they just prudes that she's in

916
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 13: here too. Will I's going to say, a soiled toilet

917
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 13: and a soiled toilet.

918
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 2: Right, let's go to blame on Thurday? And when I

919
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 2: six five? Could I blame? We're talking about kicking the

920
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 2: photo before you.

921
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 3: Send it, more of a checking who.

922
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 14: I sent the photo to.

923
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 3: My wife and my daughter or stepdaughter actually under sort

924
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 3: of the same letter one's babe and one's bell with

925
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 3: a love art next to it. Then's a nice sort

926
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 3: of picture after work to the wife explaining what we're

927
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 3: going to do that night, how we're going to do it,

928
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 3: and me and all my glory after you know, got

929
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 3: now the shower and just thinking about it, sent the

930
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 3: pick straight away and just left. You know. I didn't

931
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 3: get a reply, and I thought it's a bit weird,

932
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 3: like why hasn't she replied to me, thought all right,

933
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 3: maybe wasn't good enough. Then picked my daughter up from school.

934
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 3: She's got in the car and how was your day done?

935
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 3: And she just showed me the phone and there's me

936
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 3: and so it was a very awkward right home. And

937
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 3: see I got home and I said to my wife,

938
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 3: you didn't get that picture? And She's like, no, no,

939
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 3: but your daughter sent me yours.

940
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 2: She boarded it on. Oh my god, Blaine, Oh my god, dad.

941
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 2: So she actually she's stepdaughter.

942
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 3: Stepdaughter, stepdaughter, sixteen years.

943
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 2: It's not any better, is it? I was trying to

944
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 2: make it was.

945
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 13: Was it still a happy night for you though, Blaine?

946
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 13: If you if you're picking up my drip, it actually was.

947
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 13: He pulled it off. Well play, blame. I mean, it's

948
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,399
Speaker 13: been sick when you know the story, but well played, blink.

949
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 2: We're going to wrap it up here with Ali.

950
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 3: Ali.

951
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: We're talking checking a photo before you send it, whatever

952
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 2: you go for us.

953
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 15: Yeah.

954
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 11: So I was placing a Friday to my Instagram story,

955
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 11: and so my brother had this inside joke with him

956
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 11: and his mates where they bought a dildo like the

957
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 11: size of your forearm.

958
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 2: Straight into it. Kelly Friendly should go on perfect Yeah.

959
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, so your brother and his mates.

960
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,280
Speaker 2: Your brother and his mates. We called it a bob

961
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 2: on this show, Ali, which is a baut your operated

962
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 2: boyfriend that helps you out. They bought a bob.

963
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 11: Carry on, Yeah, So they would use as a keyholder.

964
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 11: They would like stab their keys into it.

965
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 10: They'd muck around.

966
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 8: That's like bottle flipper, so the suction would like sit.

967
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 11: On the ground or on the ceiling. Mum came home

968
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 11: and there was like these ringmarks all over the ceiling.

969
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 11: She's like, what are you doing?

970
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 10: Like you better get.

971
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 11: Those off, you know, and they're from this this bob.

972
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 11: So I posted photos and Instagram after a night out

973
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 11: and then I noticed the next morning that was in

974
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 11: the background of photo. And no one's going to understand

975
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 11: like that inside joke, so a little bit embarrassing responses

976
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 11: So wait, what.

977
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 2: Did you post to Instagram? You posed a photo with.

978
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 11: The mirror sealfie, mirror selfie and it was in the

979
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 11: background of my vanity.

980
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 20: So yeah, and it's disappeared.

981
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 11: No one knows we've moved house. No one's been able

982
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 11: to find it. I don't know if someone's stolen it.

983
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 13: That's a separate story. You call in so we can

984
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 13: find you, Bob, because we'll go for you.

985
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 2: Send an elaborate backstory to find your till done.

986
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 13: Next time, just hit us up on Instagram or something, mate,