WEBVTT - #108 I Think My Daughter Likes Bad Boys

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to tell you something. Okay. When I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you this, you cannot react. Okay, you have to still

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<v Speaker 1>continue sitting here in this seat. Do you agree to

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<v Speaker 1>those terms? I'm ready. Yeah, I'll tell you after the intro.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to two noting dads. I am Mattie J

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm Ash And this is a podcast all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on a second, away, my guy, give us. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just a little baby, Burt go, well, my baby, baby baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Go.

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<v Speaker 1>Shoot.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me just regather myself. First of all, we don't

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<v Speaker 2>give any advice, never have no will.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, promise me you will not call out, You

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<v Speaker 1>are not get off your seat. You will remain seated

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<v Speaker 1>after hearing this news. I can't promise you. Well, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to tell. You. Have to promise me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the whole thing. This relationship is based on trust.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna bluff you into telling me. No tell Okay, So,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know who's been locked upstairs the whole time?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you go out? Who? Okay, my mum, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what she did? She pooped in her own room? No? No, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>she came home last night, and I was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck have you done to your face? I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>quietly because she may hear me. She has she fell over.

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<v Speaker 1>Even worse than that, she has gotten lipstick tattooed on

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<v Speaker 1>her lips, and her lips currently are very swollen. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's they're so bright red. The reds so aggressive,

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<v Speaker 1>like real, real, like hectic. And I'm not allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>say anything though she was so she's been so embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>She looked like the joker when she came home last night.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I don't know, my mom sometimes makes silly decisions, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>not knowing the full context. And I was like, holy fuck, Ellie,

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<v Speaker 1>what have you done in your face? And it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be like that for apparently a week. So why

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<v Speaker 1>is she upstairs? She's embarrassed, Well, she's got her own room. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because then the bathroom is upstairs. The on swite because

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, I don't want to see he'll make fun

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<v Speaker 1>of me. I would never, Yeah, I would definitely would.

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<v Speaker 1>And I tried to get it to come the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can't. I don't think I can share a

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<v Speaker 1>photo of her because and then she didn't know we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing for those of you wondering. We've done two records

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<v Speaker 1>today with a great guest coming out very shortly. So

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<v Speaker 1>she thought we're doing one record. So she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>can I come downstairs and get some food? And I

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<v Speaker 1>said no, we're about to record another episode. So she's

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<v Speaker 1>starving herself upstairs right now. Four old things. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>picturing the joker. She was wearing a green shirt and

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<v Speaker 1>she like it also looked so weird last night because

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, all right, good night, I'm off to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>She's in her pajama's no makeup, and then this red

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<v Speaker 1>lips that's like so bright you have to wear sunglasses?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did she? Why did she do that? Because she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, yeah, they'd be great. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to wear lipstick anymore. Is she gone on the Golden Bachelor?

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<v Speaker 1>Well maybe she is, is she She said, she said

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. She's denied. She's denied it because

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<v Speaker 1>she said she's got your sore foot. So she's worried

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<v Speaker 1>that she's going to you know, not sleeping chronic pain.

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<v Speaker 1>Although now that you mention it, the red lipstick, it

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<v Speaker 1>makes a lot of sense. It sounds make a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of and I think she got I'm thinking of that

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<v Speaker 1>Simpsons episode were Homer gets the makeup make up for March.

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<v Speaker 3>She got Eyeline a tattooed on as well. My god,

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<v Speaker 3>what is she doing out there? I don't know, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to see it. She used to get

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<v Speaker 3>sucked into those Daniel's Direct TV deals. We used to have,

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<v Speaker 3>like the Abtronic.

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<v Speaker 1>Home but who ab swiveled me?

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<v Speaker 2>You do?

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<v Speaker 1>We had all the app mom anyway, blessed her cotton socks.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just up and night ordering ship off Daniel's Direct.

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<v Speaker 2>Does Dan's Direct still exist?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. I think they do it anyway. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's why she may come down after the record. I

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<v Speaker 1>look forward to seeing the Ellie's new features. Apparently a

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<v Speaker 1>week a week for it to settle down. For the

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<v Speaker 1>dye needs to fade a little bit. Yeah, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>tatted before on your lips. You would look good with

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<v Speaker 1>the lipstick. Hey, April's been anybody of your content lately.

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<v Speaker 1>Every now and then she's making a little appearance. People

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<v Speaker 1>love it. They can't get enough. She's very funny. Is

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<v Speaker 1>she going to mate? Get her to jump on board

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<v Speaker 1>the influencer train?

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<v Speaker 2>Nah?

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<v Speaker 1>She won't do it? Why not of us? Why not us?

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<v Speaker 1>She won't do it. I have a little story of

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<v Speaker 1>a meltdown that we had recently go on you who

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<v Speaker 1>who were talking about this is? This is Lola.

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<v Speaker 2>This is little Lola and the youngest of the Johnson

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<v Speaker 2>clan correct Burn Clan.

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<v Speaker 1>Currently three years old. Picked her off from daycare the

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<v Speaker 1>other day and she was great. She was amazing. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>often is Lola when we pick her up. She's just

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<v Speaker 1>full of smiles, full of energy, having a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>And very very quickly things turned with Lola and she

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<v Speaker 1>I think I had this thing on a pick the

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<v Speaker 1>kids up. I don't know if you do this, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure you ignore all the other kids ash, but I

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<v Speaker 1>asked the kids what they're having for dinner? The other

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<v Speaker 1>kids yeah, well, like we know ID. I'm like, hey, Timmy,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you having for dinner? And he's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>having chicken nuggets. And I'm like that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't engage at all, no, because then they like

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<v Speaker 2>when I go and drop Oscar off, like there's one

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<v Speaker 2>or two kids and I'm sorry, if their parents listening,

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<v Speaker 2>you won't name them.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like Oscar's dad Oscar's dad oscars dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like no social cues, like they would just keep

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<v Speaker 2>like to get my attention. They like you, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to engage by like being more friendly than

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<v Speaker 2>I already have, like a fist palm, but high far,

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<v Speaker 2>because then I'll take me forever to get in and out.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know me, I'm like, get out of my car.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my kids. I'm out of here. Of God, those

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<v Speaker 1>kids are like give them an inch, take a mile.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so I like to I like to have

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<v Speaker 1>the old chat. Just what are you having for dinner? Right, Timmy,

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<v Speaker 1>let's call them? Said I'm having a hamburger. Oh and

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<v Speaker 1>I said that sounds delic, Timmy, you enjoy that anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Get Lula's bag and she goes, I want a hamburger. Okay, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>no hamburger tonight. Why not? We've got spaghetti Bolonnes. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>I do have an awful lot of spaghetti Bolinas. Won't

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<v Speaker 1>need it anymore. Bro, it's a steak. They're on to me.

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<v Speaker 1>So no, there's no hamburger spaghetti Bollinnes. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this will be fine spaghetti. She'll have a little winge.

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<v Speaker 1>She fights back when she finds out she's having spaghetti billonnes,

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<v Speaker 1>but then she ends up beating and she loves it.

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<v Speaker 1>But then in the car, she's like, I want a hamburger.

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<v Speaker 1>She stepped it up, and she stepping it up okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, there's no hamburger, Like, it's spaghetti bolinnis.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll have it tomorrow night, tomorrow night with a hamburger.

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<v Speaker 1>She's still going, She's like, oh what steps it up again?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, do you know what, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to engage with this, wow, Like I'm not gonna reciprocate.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop the conversation and that will then she'll she'll run

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<v Speaker 1>out of steam. Can I just say, please, that's very

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<v Speaker 1>mature of you, thank you. I would not do that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just send the music right up. Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>that's very sure of you. Try and just like drown

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<v Speaker 1>around with some music. What song was it? Best? Buys? Girls,

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<v Speaker 1>stop right now, thank you. If you want to be

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<v Speaker 1>my lover, you got to get with my friends nice,

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<v Speaker 1>get home and do this fucking hamburger. Chat's just continuing,

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<v Speaker 1>So I want a hamburger and dragging her up out

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<v Speaker 1>of the car, up the stairs full tears, full on tears,

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<v Speaker 1>like hysterical, still wants his hamburger, barely has a mouthful

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<v Speaker 1>of food in the bar. Still, Ash, what the hamburgerous?

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<v Speaker 1>Jess feigning for that burger. Never had this before ever,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what the fuck is it with this hamburger?

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<v Speaker 1>Put it in bed? Still her whimpering, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>for a hamburger. Okay, we wake up Still she's having

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<v Speaker 1>a week bis and She's like, I just wanted a hamburger.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I get it. They're bigs. I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Tonight we will get you a hamburger. So that night,

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<v Speaker 1>Ash we went to the RSL. Right, it's tradition. We

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<v Speaker 1>got the RSL once a week. They save hamburgers. Beautiful kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Hamburgers are a full adult hamburger by Okay. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, do you know what if she wants you

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<v Speaker 1>a die hamburger, I'm not going to get in the

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<v Speaker 1>way she's Urn't that the amount of winching she's done.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, and I picked her up, Hey, guess

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<v Speaker 1>what time for a hamburger? Oh yeah, hamburger time tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, yeah, she's pumped. You get there, go to

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<v Speaker 1>order it. The till and I'm like, Lola, just double checking,

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<v Speaker 1>you want the hamburger? And she goes, no, I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>a pizza. Oh god. And I was like fuck okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, let's just let's just rewind a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Just threw the test. Just rewind. You know, you've been

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<v Speaker 1>asking for a hamburger quite a lot. Does she know

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<v Speaker 1>what a hamburger is? Maybe she doesn't, hmm, maybe she doesn't. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>she say I want the pizza, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's those kind of situations where it's very hard to

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<v Speaker 1>know which way to turn. Do you take her word

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<v Speaker 1>for it? Kids don't know what they want, bro, I

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<v Speaker 1>figured that out. Yeah, so many times they've asked for something.

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<v Speaker 1>I give them what they've asked for and they're like

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<v Speaker 1>what is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Or they do this thing where someone else has something

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<v Speaker 2>and you know that they don't like it, but they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I like it now You're like, no, you don't,

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<v Speaker 1>look I do. It's like Laura loves pickles. I bet

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<v Speaker 1>she does. The kids like, I'd like a pickle. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't want a pickle? Now? I love pickles? Yeah, give

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<v Speaker 1>a pickle? Like, what the fuck away from me? It's

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<v Speaker 1>like I had the I was eating the kiwi fruit

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<v Speaker 1>with the skin on. Delicious. Delicious to me. I love

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<v Speaker 1>kiwi fruit? Does he? I was like, do ye take

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<v Speaker 1>a bite then? And he was like I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>hear three. When Mum has a gin and tonic and

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<v Speaker 1>Ma thinks it's like phizzy nice water. I say this

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<v Speaker 1>physicistuff is very good. You're gonna hate the tonic water.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, just give us, just hit me the

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<v Speaker 1>stratege in. So what did you do? So what do

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<v Speaker 1>you reckon? What would you have done in that situation?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're me for a second, let's imagine what would

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<v Speaker 1>you have ordered? The pizza or the hamburger.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have got them the pizza, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>would have used it against them when they said.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I said, well, do you recall or record her

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<v Speaker 1>saying I want pizza? Order pizza? See what she says?

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<v Speaker 1>And then she's like, I wanted a burger. Go, well,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the receipt for that. That's very good. I forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>I ended up ordering both. I should have done both,

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<v Speaker 1>but I sound very expensive. Now bro Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know the pizza and oh you can see I saw

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<v Speaker 1>it coming on my mind. Why are you making life

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<v Speaker 1>so hard for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, I've got to gripe with hamburgers an Oscar please,

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<v Speaker 2>in particular Oscar so happy meals.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I always go the nugget route because I know they'll

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<v Speaker 2>eat them every now and then, and April falls.

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<v Speaker 1>For it every time. I will not. I refuse to

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<v Speaker 1>fall for it, and I won't stand for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is Oscar every now and then will go to I

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<v Speaker 2>want a cheeseburger instead, and I'm like, you won't eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>All you'll do is eat the bread on top, like

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<v Speaker 2>pick at the bread and leave the paddy and leave

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<v Speaker 2>everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>What about if you go no mustard, no onion? Still

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<v Speaker 1>want to eat it? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Every time he does it without fail every time,

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<v Speaker 2>and April's like, no, no, I'm here out.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of my mind. I'm like, you are so you're

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<v Speaker 1>so easy to manipulate.

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<v Speaker 2>Like so she'll get in it, and then he'll do

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<v Speaker 2>the exact same thing, and every time I'll be like

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<v Speaker 2>see and it's not like he'll take a bite out

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<v Speaker 2>of it and then put it down to be like

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<v Speaker 2>a half had enough.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I can come in like a seagull swoop

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<v Speaker 1>it up. Because I was going to say that surely

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the worst thing for you. If something angles

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<v Speaker 1>it up, he mangles it. It's so ugly looking. With

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<v Speaker 1>a nugget.

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<v Speaker 2>They can leave a nugget and I'm like, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>fresh piece of gold. Yes, that's gone straight my mouth, delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Granted I did eat but the chicken out of the

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<v Speaker 2>beIN one time. But the three piece or six piece nuggets, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I always get the extra because they're mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Yeah, you know, it's like an extra, like

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<v Speaker 1>fifty cents. You're a wise man. I am once.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone has once told me that anyway, so he every time,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, and then we had some friends stay

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<v Speaker 2>over the other day and they are a little bit older,

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<v Speaker 2>the kids, and they had burgers and ate them like burgers,

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<v Speaker 2>and well they when they ordered them, and April's formed

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<v Speaker 2>for it again and what did he do?

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<v Speaker 1>The exact same fucking thing. Can I just say happy meals?

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<v Speaker 1>I remember them being three dollars forty five? Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>like twelve bucks. Yeah, but you get two sides, so

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<v Speaker 1>you get some apples, you get some chips, apples, and

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<v Speaker 1>the apples are shit out. Let's be My kids love

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<v Speaker 1>the apples the most. I'm just driving through, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>just give us some apples. Kids happy, but they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've eaten, I've had some of the apples. They're they're

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<v Speaker 1>sorry from which McDonald's. You gotta go to the better McDonalds.

0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Because we've always going down south. We go like we

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<v Speaker 1>are we stopping at the engadeen machas iesco motioned themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I can't go to our local McDonalds anymore because

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<v Speaker 2>I was in there the other I usually drive through

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<v Speaker 2>with my app get a coffee or whatever before I

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<v Speaker 2>come here, because it's right in your kindy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no problems.

0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:44.760
<v Speaker 2>I had to piss, so I had to stop and

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<v Speaker 2>walk in, and there was a collective group of girls

0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:50.720
<v Speaker 2>behind the counter working there, and one of them asked

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<v Speaker 2>me if I'm the TikTok guy, and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>The TikTok guy, Yeah, is that offensive? No?

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<v Speaker 2>But now it's like I go there incognito, and now

0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:05.040
<v Speaker 2>I've been cognitoed and I don't and I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't come back here.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's it. This is it for me. Dude, You're

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<v Speaker 1>about to get free stuff from makis.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, they've got laws against that. Now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not a policy, but yeah, I can't. I rang able

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<v Speaker 2>straight away. I said, that's it. We can't go to

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<v Speaker 2>this McDonald's anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you getting your coffees from? Just raw dognity? Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great that

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<v Speaker 1>you're like a big thing within the younger generation. Well done.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a little bit older.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like seventy. It was embarrassing. Now I've also got

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<v Speaker 2>to grow up with Macy.

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<v Speaker 1>That little princess. What has she done? Have you let

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<v Speaker 1>your kids watch the original Lion King? I think we

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<v Speaker 1>watched the new one. It's fucking weird, isn't it. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I dipped in for a second action. I wasn't hugely

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<v Speaker 1>into it. If I'm being really honest, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>they've seen the original.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a scene in that movie which we all know

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<v Speaker 2>is probably one of the saddest scenes in cinematic history.

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<v Speaker 1>What the one with the cliff and Scar. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to ruin the movie for anyone. It's the it's

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<v Speaker 1>the scene where Scar throws more faster off the cliff. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there you go, just ruined it for people who haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen it. Alert very sad after they very sad. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even watch it still tears. No, okay, quite the opposite.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I had you.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, So I've come home the other day in April

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<v Speaker 2>has put the linking on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay with that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'm like, are we gonna again skip the scene?

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, no, I think it's I think it's sign

0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:51.320
<v Speaker 2>to they I've seen it. I see what happens, because

0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:52.840
<v Speaker 2>usually we skip all that bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you because it's just too emotional.

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<v Speaker 2>Emotional maybe for me, but they just thought the Simba

0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:03.400
<v Speaker 2>got lost. Sim is the dad, right, so whoa whoa

0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:06.600
<v Speaker 2>fast as the dad. Sorry, I apologize, so look at

0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:11.080
<v Speaker 2>me like that. Anyway, we've seen the scene. No sadness

0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:14.399
<v Speaker 2>out of Macy. She seemed to resonate more with the

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<v Speaker 2>villain or the bad guy, so for the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>the movie she kept going on about, where's the bad guy?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see the bad guy scar again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So she started to resonate with the bad guy

0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:31.800
<v Speaker 2>of every everything is we.

0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Watched Taste with the Bad Boys? Yeah? So she was like,

0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:37.920
<v Speaker 1>what were we watching? Lelo was Stitch?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he the bad guy? Where's the bad guy? I

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<v Speaker 2>want to see the bad guy. We went to the

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<v Speaker 2>zoo the other day when saw the lions, where's the

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<v Speaker 2>bad guy? Oh gosh, she wants the bad guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Makes a lot of sense though, because she does like

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<v Speaker 1>me quite a lot. I happened to be a bad

0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:59.000
<v Speaker 1>boy a bit rough around the edges, said, no trouble

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<v Speaker 1>back in my day. What's spended twice from high school?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you can pick up on that. Ye, she noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>she sees how I drive that to one He went

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<v Speaker 1>over to my place, and now she'd be like, I've

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<v Speaker 1>moved on from everywhere we go now and everything we watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything she wants, there has to be a bad guy

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<v Speaker 2>in at because she resonates way more with the bag.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a bit evil, this child. But I am concerned

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<v Speaker 2>that she's going to start to like the bad boys

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<v Speaker 2>as she gets a little bit older.

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<v Speaker 1>Which scares me because how is she at daycare? Very

0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:34.280
<v Speaker 1>good question, Mike, Lola has a little crush on one boy.

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<v Speaker 2>There is a boy I willn't remain nameless, of course, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but I mean it's so far, so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't met the little trouble maker yet. Well, mate,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why if you went in there instead of asking

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<v Speaker 1>you about what they're having for dinner. You'd maybe me

0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:51.200
<v Speaker 1>get to know him, but I'm like, oh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the first taste of one day she's going

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<v Speaker 2>to grow up and bring a boy home, and like,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got double the trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so happened to me, oh recently? Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to say which child it is. It was Marley.

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<v Speaker 1>For those of you wondering, she's five. So she came

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<v Speaker 1>home five and a half. Sorry, yes, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>the correction. She came home and she's like, Daddy, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting married. Oh my god, sorry, daddy, I'm getting married.

0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:24.919
<v Speaker 1>That was so wet. Ash ordered some sweet potato fries,

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<v Speaker 1>which is bad for two reasons. One they both make

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<v Speaker 1>us very sleepy and two they make you very gassic.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that it's the Christmas Ham? Did you have

0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Christmas Ham this morning? Also, it's November. It's November.

0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Christmas Ham is available all year out. It's just it's

0:19:43.080 --> 0:19:46.480
<v Speaker 2>just so called Christmas ham. It's just called get this ham.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you calling it Christmas ham?

0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Because we're leaning into Christmas, trying to get festive, trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get the spirits.

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<v Speaker 1>Just shoot me. Okay. So Marley's come home and she's like, Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting married. And I was like, whoa, whoa? Slow down?

0:20:00.640 --> 0:20:02.720
<v Speaker 1>He didn't ask me from a mission, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>who is it? She told me his name and I

0:20:04.560 --> 0:20:07.159
<v Speaker 1>was like, who is that boy? I was like, I

0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:09.600
<v Speaker 1>couldn't remember who it was, so I had to go

0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:12.800
<v Speaker 1>through the daycare app. So you stalked it and I

0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:16.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, is he talked him? Like? It's an Instagram model?

0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:19.200
<v Speaker 1>You let me go deep into the archive. I was.

0:20:19.680 --> 0:20:20.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, is this here? And she says, no,

0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:23.399
<v Speaker 1>it's Rupert. I was like, okay, is this here? No,

0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:26.720
<v Speaker 1>that's Timmy. Okay. Found the guy and I was like, hey,

0:20:26.840 --> 0:20:29.959
<v Speaker 1>he's all right, he's okay, Okay. I don't hate him.

0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:33.400
<v Speaker 1>I love him. And I was like, why this again?

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<v Speaker 1>This is opposite to Macy. I was like, why do

0:20:35.840 --> 0:20:37.920
<v Speaker 1>you want to marry him? She goes, because he's really

0:20:38.000 --> 0:20:40.080
<v Speaker 1>nice to me. That's lovely. But you they're the one

0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:43.359
<v Speaker 1>you got to look out for, right right? So I

0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:45.800
<v Speaker 1>was like, how are we going to do this? And

0:20:45.880 --> 0:20:48.560
<v Speaker 1>she goes, I want to write him a letter. She's

0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:50.520
<v Speaker 1>really into She like can write a few words, and

0:20:50.560 --> 0:20:52.000
<v Speaker 1>she's like, I want to write him a letter. She's

0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:54.600
<v Speaker 1>a secret genius and pulls out like a feather and

0:20:54.680 --> 0:21:00.720
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what is name? I haven't told her name? Okay, yeah, Rupert,

0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:05.480
<v Speaker 1>I love that, And they what do you do? You

0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:13.840
<v Speaker 1>luss over me? Mally May Johnson pretty much? So she's like,

0:21:13.880 --> 0:21:15.760
<v Speaker 1>I want to give him a card, and I want

0:21:15.800 --> 0:21:17.800
<v Speaker 1>to give him a gift. Okay, so all good gifts

0:21:17.840 --> 0:21:20.399
<v Speaker 1>for five year old. So I've got some lollies give

0:21:20.440 --> 0:21:22.680
<v Speaker 1>him that I think she had, like a mini slinky?

0:21:23.160 --> 0:21:24.680
<v Speaker 1>What are the ones that you get from like, you know,

0:21:24.760 --> 0:21:29.040
<v Speaker 1>the birthday party bag? Very dangerous, but also I had

0:21:29.119 --> 0:21:31.959
<v Speaker 1>to smuggle these things in. Remember we can't have sweets

0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:34.280
<v Speaker 1>at school. Yeah, did you ask April friend of tips

0:21:34.320 --> 0:21:37.000
<v Speaker 1>on that, No, I should have. I should have. She

0:21:37.119 --> 0:21:40.200
<v Speaker 1>would do really well in prison. So we've written this letter,

0:21:40.640 --> 0:21:42.840
<v Speaker 1>We've got the lolly, we've got the toy, and she goes,

0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:44.520
<v Speaker 1>I want to give it to him as a gift

0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:46.320
<v Speaker 1>in the morning and then let him know that I

0:21:46.400 --> 0:21:49.120
<v Speaker 1>want to marry him. And I was like, great, I'm

0:21:49.200 --> 0:21:52.200
<v Speaker 1>in on this, perfect And I said, do you want

0:21:52.200 --> 0:21:54.720
<v Speaker 1>to put all that in your bag and then give

0:21:54.720 --> 0:21:56.240
<v Speaker 1>it to him or do you want to like, just

0:21:56.440 --> 0:21:57.720
<v Speaker 1>do you want to hold it? And she goes, I

0:21:57.800 --> 0:22:01.040
<v Speaker 1>want to hold it all. Okay. So that morning, we're

0:22:01.040 --> 0:22:04.040
<v Speaker 1>a little bit late going to daycare and by the

0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:06.960
<v Speaker 1>time we rock up, all the kids Normally when we

0:22:07.119 --> 0:22:10.000
<v Speaker 1>drop the kids off, they're kind of playing like it's playtime,

0:22:10.080 --> 0:22:12.600
<v Speaker 1>so they're playing like in the corners or whatever. But

0:22:12.640 --> 0:22:15.040
<v Speaker 1>because I've rocked up late, all the kids were sitting

0:22:15.080 --> 0:22:19.760
<v Speaker 1>on the mat in a circle, right, And I said

0:22:19.800 --> 0:22:22.560
<v Speaker 1>to Marley, I'm like, hey, you don't have to give

0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:24.600
<v Speaker 1>it to him now, because you know, I know, I

0:22:24.720 --> 0:22:27.840
<v Speaker 1>know it's nerve wracking, that's it. So we can put

0:22:27.840 --> 0:22:29.680
<v Speaker 1>it in your bag and then we can give it

0:22:29.720 --> 0:22:33.960
<v Speaker 1>to him later. But she was pomped, okay, so pumped,

0:22:33.960 --> 0:22:36.040
<v Speaker 1>so she got I want to give to him now. Nice.

0:22:36.560 --> 0:22:40.560
<v Speaker 1>Marley is absolutely shitting herself. She's so nervous, Adam, because

0:22:40.600 --> 0:22:42.159
<v Speaker 1>all the kids are like, Marley, what's that? What do

0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:44.239
<v Speaker 1>you got in your hands? Does she? And also does

0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:46.000
<v Speaker 1>she have enough for all of them? Not all? She's

0:22:46.040 --> 0:22:49.040
<v Speaker 1>got one for them to marry, that's it. And I'm like, Mary,

0:22:49.080 --> 0:22:50.320
<v Speaker 1>we can just we can put it back in the

0:22:50.400 --> 0:22:53.040
<v Speaker 1>bag like this is like with pull the pin and

0:22:53.080 --> 0:22:56.159
<v Speaker 1>then She's like, no, I want to do it. So

0:22:56.520 --> 0:23:00.800
<v Speaker 1>nervous goes up to him, hands it him, and everyone's like,

0:23:00.840 --> 0:23:03.680
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, what is she doing? Anyway? I was like,

0:23:04.320 --> 0:23:06.520
<v Speaker 1>I just left it to it, right, What did she say?

0:23:06.720 --> 0:23:08.280
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't hang around for that. Oh you

0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:10.320
<v Speaker 1>let it look okay. I put a bag down in

0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:12.680
<v Speaker 1>the locker. I got out of there. I had to

0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:14.879
<v Speaker 1>tell the teacher because the teacher was like, oh, that's contraband.

0:23:16.200 --> 0:23:17.639
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, so sorry, you just do what.

0:23:17.640 --> 0:23:19.440
<v Speaker 1>It's under the sandwich and a lunch book. Okay, So

0:23:19.560 --> 0:23:21.440
<v Speaker 1>did you fill you in like later on? Yeah? I

0:23:21.480 --> 0:23:24.960
<v Speaker 1>picked her up, okay, burst into tears. What happened? He said,

0:23:25.960 --> 0:23:29.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to marry you. I'm too young. That's fair,

0:23:29.920 --> 0:23:32.760
<v Speaker 1>that's fair. Yeah, he could have been marrying into a

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<v Speaker 1>very powerful family.

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<v Speaker 2>I could have a house and other Dolly, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>know that. The thing with like gifting, like Oscar. We

0:23:41.160 --> 0:23:42.240
<v Speaker 2>went to a birthday on the on.

0:23:42.520 --> 0:23:46.240
<v Speaker 1>The weekend and straight away they've got no chill, these kids.

0:23:46.400 --> 0:23:47.600
<v Speaker 1>So he was like, I want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold the present to take it fine, no worries, and

0:23:51.240 --> 0:23:53.080
<v Speaker 2>neighbor was like yeah, but when we get there, we'll

0:23:53.080 --> 0:23:54.639
<v Speaker 2>give it to you as soon as you got there.

0:23:54.680 --> 0:23:59.000
<v Speaker 2>That his main priority is to have the gift. When

0:23:59.040 --> 0:24:01.160
<v Speaker 2>he's walking into give it to the boy, like there's

0:24:01.240 --> 0:24:04.199
<v Speaker 2>no chill. And then it's like the mom of the kids, like, oh,

0:24:04.280 --> 0:24:05.920
<v Speaker 2>I put it over there with the other presents, and

0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:07.800
<v Speaker 2>I was just like, what do you mean?

0:24:09.200 --> 0:24:10.639
<v Speaker 1>I wanted him to open it so that we can

0:24:10.680 --> 0:24:17.840
<v Speaker 1>play with it together. It's story that one. I've got

0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:22.840
<v Speaker 1>a fart again, go out, No, I refuse too fair,

0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I haven't smelt one. Yeah, I'm very wet. I would

0:24:26.240 --> 0:24:34.120
<v Speaker 1>throw this pillow out. Done on the pillows, bro, Sorry.

0:24:34.880 --> 0:24:41.159
<v Speaker 2>Christmas ham gets me every time. Honey, saltiness the Brian.

0:24:41.720 --> 0:24:46.919
<v Speaker 2>Those parts are briany anyway, Okay, come on, okay, Matthew,

0:24:46.960 --> 0:24:49.840
<v Speaker 2>let's play a little game we liked to call parenting

0:24:50.000 --> 0:24:52.000
<v Speaker 2>hack or fuck that.

0:24:52.880 --> 0:24:56.040
<v Speaker 1>As you know, with your girls, you don't cut their hair.

0:24:56.119 --> 0:24:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Do You did do a fringe? But how did that go?

0:24:58.920 --> 0:25:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Really good? Yeah? I did it well. Bangs? What are bangs?

0:25:04.200 --> 0:25:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever seen my mother in law's hair? They're bangs.

0:25:07.720 --> 0:25:09.840
<v Speaker 1>It's like like a fringe.

0:25:09.960 --> 0:25:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:25:10.480 --> 0:25:12.840
<v Speaker 1>What are they called bangs? I don't know. I've always

0:25:12.840 --> 0:25:15.960
<v Speaker 1>been confused, people mentioned bangs, and I'm like, oh, I

0:25:16.080 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 1>did buy these fringe and I tried to do Lola's fringe,

0:25:18.840 --> 0:25:20.760
<v Speaker 1>which she freaked out last minute, so I didn't do it.

0:25:21.000 --> 0:25:23.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Oscar's a nightmare. Do you know my mother in

0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:26.159
<v Speaker 2>law has had the same haircut since she.

0:25:26.280 --> 0:25:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Was a child. Mix it up, mix it up. So

0:25:29.160 --> 0:25:31.919
<v Speaker 1>tell her that it's Meredith. But she does. She does

0:25:31.960 --> 0:25:35.240
<v Speaker 1>look great, she does if she's listening, she does.

0:25:35.640 --> 0:25:37.200
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to show you something that I've just can't

0:25:37.200 --> 0:25:40.400
<v Speaker 2>stumbled across because Oscar touch or go when he cut

0:25:40.480 --> 0:25:43.960
<v Speaker 2>his hair, and as well as right, you think that,

0:25:44.240 --> 0:25:47.760
<v Speaker 2>but how do you scarm to sit still? Also, every

0:25:47.840 --> 0:25:50.280
<v Speaker 2>now and then he gets he's scared of the clippers

0:25:50.320 --> 0:25:51.119
<v Speaker 2>because of the noise.

0:25:51.400 --> 0:25:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and like sometimes he's fine. I've got to bribe

0:25:56.720 --> 0:26:00.960
<v Speaker 1>a lot. But I've come across this. I thought it

0:26:02.600 --> 0:26:03.400
<v Speaker 1>was genius.

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:08.560
<v Speaker 2>So it's a little boy and they put a they

0:26:08.680 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 2>put him in a cardboard box, essentially cut a headhole.

0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest, that looks like torture. I imagine if

0:26:19.480 --> 0:26:22.800
<v Speaker 1>you were doing that to Oscar and someone came over unexpected,

0:26:22.960 --> 0:26:26.480
<v Speaker 1>how would you explain that? I would say, this is

0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:31.359
<v Speaker 1>what you call a Berenty hacket, I mean traumatic for

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:34.320
<v Speaker 1>the child. Yes, effective at haircuts.

0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:38.639
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, it's like essentially it's like a cardboard box straight jacket.

0:26:39.640 --> 0:26:40.320
<v Speaker 1>It's very good.

0:26:41.240 --> 0:26:44.159
<v Speaker 2>I also like the clipp that they've got seems to

0:26:44.240 --> 0:26:45.600
<v Speaker 2>have some sort of and I don't know where to

0:26:45.640 --> 0:26:47.480
<v Speaker 2>get this from, has like a little vacuum on the

0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:47.920
<v Speaker 2>front of it.

0:26:48.480 --> 0:26:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Very good. So it's a double. It's a double. In

0:26:50.600 --> 0:26:52.760
<v Speaker 1>the one video, I love how there's like a big

0:26:52.880 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 1>foot saying like do not do not stomp on this.

0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Very good anyway, So hack or that's a parenting hat.

0:27:03.040 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 1>Thank you two from two for me. Very good from you. Yeah.

0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:08.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you know I had someone reach out to me.

0:27:08.200 --> 0:27:11.560
<v Speaker 2>You know, last week I did the the ziplock bag

0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:14.520
<v Speaker 2>over the hand yeap one. Someone messages me like DM

0:27:14.640 --> 0:27:15.040
<v Speaker 2>me and like.

0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:18.679
<v Speaker 1>That's not you Like when I break when I used

0:27:18.680 --> 0:27:19.240
<v Speaker 1>to break.

0:27:19.080 --> 0:27:22.080
<v Speaker 2>Bones and had the cast, their parents would wrap their

0:27:22.240 --> 0:27:24.240
<v Speaker 2>whole arm. It's in a plastic bag.

0:27:24.640 --> 0:27:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm not making money from this, bro, I know. Yeah,

0:27:26.680 --> 0:27:28.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm not selling ziplock bags.

0:27:28.160 --> 0:27:28.479
<v Speaker 2>All right.

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I have a long listener question here, all right. This

0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:39.320
<v Speaker 1>one is from Britt. Hello Britt. She says, I have

0:27:39.400 --> 0:27:41.479
<v Speaker 1>a four month old, and I've caught up on all

0:27:41.560 --> 0:27:45.240
<v Speaker 1>of your apps. Now, oh wow, I know. Well, it's impressive.

0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:47.639
<v Speaker 1>I will probably be in the top three percent for

0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:51.120
<v Speaker 1>the upcoming Spotify wrapped for twenty twenty four. We'll wait

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:59.200
<v Speaker 1>and see. Britt confidence very little, Arrogan. We love you, Britt. Sorry,

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:02.720
<v Speaker 1>you always let me laugh, and I love your guests too.

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:05.440
<v Speaker 1>This is it's very self indulgent for me to read this.

0:28:05.960 --> 0:28:08.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm liking it. I had awful pregnancy with my son.

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I had enough about that. Get back to us. Hyper

0:28:14.640 --> 0:28:17.719
<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, Brett, I apologize, I'm butchering this message. Hyper

0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:23.840
<v Speaker 1>hyper messis hypermesis gravidarum. That's Latin for something else that's

0:28:23.880 --> 0:28:26.200
<v Speaker 1>got to be Latin. Well, she says, it's basically vomiting

0:28:26.640 --> 0:28:30.879
<v Speaker 1>and nausea the whole time. Despite this, just say vomiting

0:28:30.920 --> 0:28:33.800
<v Speaker 1>and nausea the whole time. Despite this, my baby is

0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:37.480
<v Speaker 1>ridiculously cute, so of course that makes you want to

0:28:37.480 --> 0:28:39.520
<v Speaker 1>have another one. So if we did have another one,

0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:43.000
<v Speaker 1>it will be carefully planned. We are about it the

0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:47.960
<v Speaker 1>pregnancy part, but very good at the conception part. All right, alright,

0:28:48.920 --> 0:28:51.239
<v Speaker 1>good on YouTube. Well done, Brett, which is why I'm

0:28:51.280 --> 0:28:53.920
<v Speaker 1>asking this silly question, what season do you think is

0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:56.640
<v Speaker 1>best to have a baby? And she goes on to add,

0:28:57.080 --> 0:28:59.000
<v Speaker 1>we had a winter baby, which was nice with all

0:28:59.040 --> 0:29:01.000
<v Speaker 1>the cuddles and layers, So I can't imagine having a

0:29:01.080 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 1>summer baby. But can you tell me what you think

0:29:04.280 --> 0:29:08.720
<v Speaker 1>is the best season for having a baby in your experience? Well,

0:29:08.760 --> 0:29:11.600
<v Speaker 1>actually been pregnant many times, not me personally, but my

0:29:11.720 --> 0:29:16.640
<v Speaker 1>wife has many times. Two times. I've only had sex

0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:21.920
<v Speaker 1>twice too, when was Maci born. Start with my eldest.

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Eldest's winter baby, June didn't enjoy that too cold, But

0:29:26.560 --> 0:29:29.720
<v Speaker 2>also we didn't realize how cold our apartment was at

0:29:29.760 --> 0:29:30.080
<v Speaker 2>the time.

0:29:30.320 --> 0:29:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Because when you don't have a child, and as it

0:29:32.720 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 1>is you two, you're like, might just check another layer on?

0:29:36.200 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Simple as that. What about what about pregnancy? Then you

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:43.960
<v Speaker 1>would have been I guess you would have only just

0:29:44.040 --> 0:29:46.840
<v Speaker 1>been had a little taste of pregnancy during summer.

0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, early on too, because it's like six that it'll

0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:52.200
<v Speaker 2>be the third like the second and the third month

0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:56.480
<v Speaker 2>would have been in summer. But then she's not overly uncomfortable.

0:29:56.840 --> 0:30:04.120
<v Speaker 1>But for April being pregnant throughout like March, April fine, fine, enjoyable.

0:30:04.960 --> 0:30:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't say enjoyable. Is it ever enjoyable? I mean

0:30:08.480 --> 0:30:09.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Either.

0:30:12.960 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Should we housecape? Yes? For those listening and don't know.

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:23.480
<v Speaker 1>April is my wife and hello darling. She had said,

0:30:25.360 --> 0:30:29.760
<v Speaker 1>are you guys recording it? No, it's only our job, babe.

0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:33.480
<v Speaker 1>But we had a list of question about the best

0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:36.840
<v Speaker 1>season to have a baby. I know the exact answer

0:30:36.880 --> 0:30:40.160
<v Speaker 1>to that. Take it away exactly what we called you both.

0:30:40.280 --> 0:30:42.280
<v Speaker 1>As you know, Matt and I have never been pregnant.

0:30:42.400 --> 0:30:47.280
<v Speaker 1>So what I would say, springtime the best season to

0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:51.000
<v Speaker 1>have a baby for multiple reasons. Go on, A couple

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:54.360
<v Speaker 1>of go on. So I would say it's a little

0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:56.920
<v Speaker 1>bit more much during the evenings, especially when you're getting

0:30:56.960 --> 0:31:00.520
<v Speaker 1>up in the middle of the night. You're not that

0:31:00.720 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 1>heavily pregnant throughout like a really hot summer or anything.

0:31:03.480 --> 0:31:05.520
<v Speaker 1>You're just heavily pregnant through winter, so it's nice to

0:31:05.600 --> 0:31:09.400
<v Speaker 1>just rug up. And when your child is going to

0:31:10.160 --> 0:31:13.479
<v Speaker 1>big school, there's no well should I send him early?

0:31:13.520 --> 0:31:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Should I send him late? You just there's only one option.

0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 1>So there's my top three reasons for springtime. I am

0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:22.880
<v Speaker 1>glad you're here. Yeah, we were just struggling with that

0:31:22.960 --> 0:31:27.400
<v Speaker 1>one because we thought we don't know. But no, that's

0:31:27.520 --> 0:31:29.719
<v Speaker 1>very good. Any other questions for April while we've got it, man,

0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm good for now. Thank you, April. Well, we'll bring

0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:33.760
<v Speaker 1>you back if we need anything else. But we appreciate

0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 1>that you really got us out of a jam with

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:37.560
<v Speaker 1>that one. I'll tell you what I make. You didn't

0:31:37.560 --> 0:31:40.200
<v Speaker 1>want to get home as sound appreciate it. I've already

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:42.520
<v Speaker 1>pre cooked my own meal. But that's okay. Did you

0:31:42.560 --> 0:31:45.880
<v Speaker 1>pre cook me one? I didn't know. I'll just go

0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:50.400
<v Speaker 1>to fuck myself. They okay, good night, I mean bye, Britt.

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:53.280
<v Speaker 1>I really hope that that answers your question. Thank goodness

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:55.200
<v Speaker 1>for April, and over the last few weeks she's been

0:31:55.280 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 1>very helpful, very helpful. Share about your dinner. Sorry about that?

0:31:58.800 --> 0:32:01.480
<v Speaker 1>Just opens the doors opportunity for what I'm going to have?

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:04.920
<v Speaker 1>What are you going to have? Cereal leftover zereal?

0:32:05.360 --> 0:32:08.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, next question, this is from Jen, and Jen wants

0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:13.160
<v Speaker 2>to know who is entitled to visit your newborn baby

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:14.320
<v Speaker 2>in the hospital.

0:32:14.640 --> 0:32:16.920
<v Speaker 1>For you just give him birth. Ye, people want to

0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:19.480
<v Speaker 1>visit you, some people do, some people don't. Look my

0:32:19.680 --> 0:32:23.560
<v Speaker 1>opinion on this is probably a little bit different to Laura's.

0:32:23.880 --> 0:32:26.800
<v Speaker 1>I think childbirth is one of the absolute miracles of life,

0:32:27.480 --> 0:32:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Ash and I wouldn't want to restrict an opportunity for anyone, anyone,

0:32:32.000 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 1>every man, woman or child to be a part of

0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:38.560
<v Speaker 1>that process. I think if you ask and there's space.

0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I made a mistake when it came to Marley's childbirth, Lola.

0:32:43.040 --> 0:32:44.640
<v Speaker 1>We were in COVID so it was just there was

0:32:44.720 --> 0:32:48.560
<v Speaker 1>no option. It was me only with Marley. My mom

0:32:48.760 --> 0:32:50.880
<v Speaker 1>was like, can I be in the room delivery. I

0:32:50.880 --> 0:32:53.600
<v Speaker 1>would say, yeah, you can be there? What My memory

0:32:53.680 --> 0:32:56.840
<v Speaker 1>is a little foggy, but I remember just saying yes.

0:32:57.520 --> 0:32:59.560
<v Speaker 1>And then I remember at the time, this is my

0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:02.960
<v Speaker 1>mother to Brisbane, and I think I just said to Laura, like, oh,

0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 1>and by the way, I've got that meeting tomorrow at

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:07.920
<v Speaker 1>midday and my mum's going to be in the delivery suite.

0:33:08.280 --> 0:33:11.080
<v Speaker 1>I got two tickets to the delivery too, going once,

0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 1>so she was there and then but also we had

0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 1>some complications. Marley was posterior, so head down facing the

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:23.960
<v Speaker 1>wrong way, and we were in the public hospital down

0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:27.239
<v Speaker 1>the road at the time. There was an obstetrician who

0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:30.680
<v Speaker 1>was on call. He came into the room, and then

0:33:31.240 --> 0:33:34.640
<v Speaker 1>not long after that, there was like a group of doctors.

0:33:35.640 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 1>They were students. They oh, that's right, I think you

0:33:38.560 --> 0:33:41.640
<v Speaker 1>told me this. And then next thing, someone says, do

0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 1>you mind if I come in with a students? They

0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:45.720
<v Speaker 1>just wanted to observe what's happening. There must have been

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:50.440
<v Speaker 1>about eight of them plus the teacher. I said, sure,

0:33:50.800 --> 0:33:54.640
<v Speaker 1>come on in the more than marrier. And next thing,

0:33:54.960 --> 0:33:56.440
<v Speaker 1>Laura was kind of looking at me and there was

0:33:56.520 --> 0:33:58.600
<v Speaker 1>like fucking twenty people in the room, and I was

0:33:58.680 --> 0:34:02.560
<v Speaker 1>just like, you're doing great, Bay, you got an audience,

0:34:02.640 --> 0:34:06.280
<v Speaker 1>now keep it up. An hindsight, yeah, probably shouldn't have

0:34:06.280 --> 0:34:08.719
<v Speaker 1>done that. No, I would say, not your best move.

0:34:09.280 --> 0:34:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm an inclusive kind of guy. You were just like,

0:34:12.080 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 1>who else wants to come in? But then I think

0:34:14.080 --> 0:34:17.719
<v Speaker 1>and then childbirth afterwards, we kind of like we didn't

0:34:17.719 --> 0:34:19.360
<v Speaker 1>stay long in the hospital. We kind of got the

0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:22.399
<v Speaker 1>hell out of there same day. We had one night.

0:34:22.680 --> 0:34:24.800
<v Speaker 1>One night, yeah, and then and then Laura was like,

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:26.360
<v Speaker 1>I want to go home. We were there for like

0:34:26.400 --> 0:34:28.799
<v Speaker 1>a week, but then April had the sea section se section,

0:34:29.000 --> 0:34:32.160
<v Speaker 1>so he came to visit. You guys, April's mom and dad.

0:34:32.200 --> 0:34:33.399
<v Speaker 1>My parents lived on the Gold Coaster.

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:37.200
<v Speaker 2>That wasn't going to be immediate like with this is

0:34:37.239 --> 0:34:40.400
<v Speaker 2>with Oscar, And because we didn't have we had a

0:34:40.520 --> 0:34:41.160
<v Speaker 2>date in mind.

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a planned sea section. It was an emergency.

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:44.719
<v Speaker 1>She just went into labor and it was just like

0:34:45.680 --> 0:34:47.600
<v Speaker 1>my parents just wanted updates here and there.

0:34:48.680 --> 0:34:51.640
<v Speaker 2>April's mom and dad were around, so they were the

0:34:51.719 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 2>first on scene, I would say, And then over the

0:34:56.680 --> 0:35:01.400
<v Speaker 2>next corresponding days, none of my family came, hm and

0:35:01.600 --> 0:35:03.240
<v Speaker 2>they were just like, I'll just give you a space

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:05.160
<v Speaker 2>and then we'll come over, come over the house when

0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 2>you're back.

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:08.480
<v Speaker 1>And I think that's appropriate too. Sorry, I'm trying to

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:11.200
<v Speaker 1>I've got a burp and a yawn, but we're just

0:35:11.560 --> 0:35:13.720
<v Speaker 1>starting now to get a few whiffs of your farts

0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:17.359
<v Speaker 1>from before. Yeah, from the pillow. They're making their way

0:35:17.360 --> 0:35:21.960
<v Speaker 1>down straight. I don't know, embarrassed, But we did have

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:26.360
<v Speaker 1>one family member who shall remain nameless.

0:35:27.640 --> 0:35:31.839
<v Speaker 2>Just turn up to the hospital. Obviously intentions were good. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't come to harm my child. They've come to

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<v Speaker 2>welcome a child. They had balloons and all sorts of shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Bearing gifts, yeah, bearing gives, which is great. But inappropriate

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<v Speaker 2>to turn up unannounced. Yeah, And I was pretty polite,

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<v Speaker 2>and I sort of thankfully grouped this particular relative in

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<v Speaker 2>with April's parents and saying, look, April's just she needs

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<v Speaker 2>some rest now, so it's just and it's not really

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<v Speaker 2>appropriate to go in and see her. They take that

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<v Speaker 2>fine because they grew them together, and I was I

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<v Speaker 2>was honest. I could have been like, get the hell

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<v Speaker 2>out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>What an Anyway, I think I think grandparents sweet and

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<v Speaker 1>Annie and Annie and uncle. That's probably about it. And

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a strong maybe. Oh, it depends how closeure.

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<v Speaker 2>Like my sister and I are really close, so it'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like if my sister was like, hey, I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to come and meet little Gertrude.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, come on over. But yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like we stayed in hospital for a while and there

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<v Speaker 2>was like other patients, my new mum, and there were

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<v Speaker 2>some big, big gatherings going on, like it's also what

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<v Speaker 2>do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>It's also probably.

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<v Speaker 2>Cultural too, I would say, like I don't want to Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was just like smashing plates, like it's a Greek wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like what is on baseball flying? What's what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on over there? What was the biggest gathering you

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<v Speaker 1>saw in the hospital?

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<v Speaker 2>There was an islander family how roughly how many sixteen fish?

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<v Speaker 2>Sixteen to eighteen?

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<v Speaker 1>That's beautiful? Was singing? What? Yeah, it was annoying, but anyway, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was lovely for them. I think like, if you marry.

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<v Speaker 2>Into that family and then that's what you end up with,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd be like, but thankfully not for us. We were

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<v Speaker 2>tucked away in the corner nicely, and I think it

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<v Speaker 2>ended up just only.

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<v Speaker 1>Being my mother and father in law. They really visited this,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know what, that's fine as well, that's fine. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think the Islanders were looking at your little

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<v Speaker 1>gathering and be like, oh, that's so sad, bud. They've

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<v Speaker 1>got no family or friendie. Oh and one most thing

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