1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,240 Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you something. Okay. When I tell 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: you this, you cannot react. Okay, you have to still 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 1: continue sitting here in this seat. Do you agree to 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: those terms? I'm ready. Yeah, I'll tell you after the intro. 5 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: Welcome back to two noting dads. I am Mattie J 6 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: And I'm Ash And this is a podcast all about parenting. 7 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 1: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable. 8 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: Hang on a second, away, my guy, give us. Yeah, 9 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: just a little baby, Burt go, well, my baby, baby baby. 10 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 2: Go. 11 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: Shoot. 12 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 2: Let me just regather myself. First of all, we don't 13 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 2: give any advice, never have no will. 14 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, promise me you will not call out, You 15 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 1: are not get off your seat. You will remain seated 16 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 1: after hearing this news. I can't promise you. Well, dude, 17 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell. You. Have to promise me. 18 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,199 Speaker 1: That's the whole thing. This relationship is based on trust. 19 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna bluff you into telling me. No tell Okay, So, 20 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: do you know who's been locked upstairs the whole time? 21 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:31,480 Speaker 1: Don't you go out? Who? Okay, my mum, do you 22 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: know what she did? She pooped in her own room? No? No, uh, 23 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 1: she came home last night, and I was like, what 24 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:46,199 Speaker 1: the fuck have you done to your face? I'm talking 25 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: quietly because she may hear me. She has she fell over. 26 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: Even worse than that, she has gotten lipstick tattooed on 27 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: her lips, and her lips currently are very swollen. Oh, 28 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: and it's they're so bright red. The reds so aggressive, 29 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:15,239 Speaker 1: like real, real, like hectic. And I'm not allowed to 30 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: say anything though she was so she's been so embarrassed. 31 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: She looked like the joker when she came home last night. 32 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 1: And then I don't know, my mom sometimes makes silly decisions, okay, 33 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: not knowing the full context. And I was like, holy fuck, Ellie, 34 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: what have you done in your face? And it's going 35 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: to be like that for apparently a week. So why 36 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 1: is she upstairs? She's embarrassed, Well, she's got her own room. Yeah, 37 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 1: because then the bathroom is upstairs. The on swite because 38 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: she's like, I don't want to see he'll make fun 39 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:52,239 Speaker 1: of me. I would never, Yeah, I would definitely would. 40 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 1: And I tried to get it to come the podcast, 41 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 1: so I can't. I don't think I can share a 42 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:00,679 Speaker 1: photo of her because and then she didn't know we're 43 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 1: doing for those of you wondering. We've done two records 44 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,799 Speaker 1: today with a great guest coming out very shortly. So 45 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:08,519 Speaker 1: she thought we're doing one record. So she was like, 46 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,519 Speaker 1: can I come downstairs and get some food? And I 47 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,799 Speaker 1: said no, we're about to record another episode. So she's 48 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: starving herself upstairs right now. Four old things. I'm just 49 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: picturing the joker. She was wearing a green shirt and 50 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: she like it also looked so weird last night because 51 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: she's like, all right, good night, I'm off to bed. 52 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: She's in her pajama's no makeup, and then this red 53 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: lips that's like so bright you have to wear sunglasses? 54 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 1: Why did she? Why did she do that? Because she 55 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, they'd be great. I don't have 56 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: to wear lipstick anymore. Is she gone on the Golden Bachelor? 57 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: Well maybe she is, is she She said, she said 58 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to. She's denied. She's denied it because 59 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 1: she said she's got your sore foot. So she's worried 60 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: that she's going to you know, not sleeping chronic pain. 61 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: Although now that you mention it, the red lipstick, it 62 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense. It sounds make a lot 63 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: of and I think she got I'm thinking of that 64 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: Simpsons episode were Homer gets the makeup make up for March. 65 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 3: She got Eyeline a tattooed on as well. My god, 66 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 3: what is she doing out there? I don't know, dude, 67 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 3: I can't wait to see it. She used to get 68 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 3: sucked into those Daniel's Direct TV deals. We used to have, 69 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 3: like the Abtronic. 70 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 1: Home but who ab swiveled me? 71 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 2: You do? 72 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 1: We had all the app mom anyway, blessed her cotton socks. 73 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 2: She's just up and night ordering ship off Daniel's Direct. 74 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 2: Does Dan's Direct still exist? 75 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: I think so. I think they do it anyway. So 76 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: that's why she may come down after the record. I 77 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: look forward to seeing the Ellie's new features. Apparently a 78 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,840 Speaker 1: week a week for it to settle down. For the 79 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 1: dye needs to fade a little bit. Yeah, I've been 80 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: tatted before on your lips. You would look good with 81 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: the lipstick. Hey, April's been anybody of your content lately. 82 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 1: Every now and then she's making a little appearance. People 83 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 1: love it. They can't get enough. She's very funny. Is 84 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: she going to mate? Get her to jump on board 85 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 1: the influencer train? 86 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 2: Nah? 87 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,160 Speaker 1: She won't do it? Why not of us? Why not us? 88 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 1: She won't do it. I have a little story of 89 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: a meltdown that we had recently go on you who 90 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,119 Speaker 1: who were talking about this is? This is Lola. 91 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 2: This is little Lola and the youngest of the Johnson 92 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,679 Speaker 2: clan correct Burn Clan. 93 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,680 Speaker 1: Currently three years old. Picked her off from daycare the 94 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:45,760 Speaker 1: other day and she was great. She was amazing. I mean, 95 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 1: often is Lola when we pick her up. She's just 96 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: full of smiles, full of energy, having a great time. 97 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:57,160 Speaker 1: And very very quickly things turned with Lola and she 98 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 1: I think I had this thing on a pick the 99 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 1: kids up. I don't know if you do this, I'm 100 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,840 Speaker 1: sure you ignore all the other kids ash, but I 101 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: asked the kids what they're having for dinner? The other 102 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,080 Speaker 1: kids yeah, well, like we know ID. I'm like, hey, Timmy, 103 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 1: what are you having for dinner? And he's like, I'm 104 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 1: having chicken nuggets. And I'm like that's great. 105 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 2: I don't engage at all, no, because then they like 106 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 2: when I go and drop Oscar off, like there's one 107 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 2: or two kids and I'm sorry, if their parents listening, 108 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,200 Speaker 2: you won't name them. 109 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,920 Speaker 1: They're like Oscar's dad Oscar's dad oscars dad. 110 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,159 Speaker 2: Just like no social cues, like they would just keep 111 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:30,840 Speaker 2: like to get my attention. They like you, and I 112 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:34,159 Speaker 2: don't want to engage by like being more friendly than 113 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 2: I already have, like a fist palm, but high far, 114 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,920 Speaker 2: because then I'll take me forever to get in and out. 115 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: And you know me, I'm like, get out of my car. 116 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: It's my kids. I'm out of here. Of God, those 117 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 1: kids are like give them an inch, take a mile. 118 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 1: Oh okay, so I like to I like to have 119 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:54,040 Speaker 1: the old chat. Just what are you having for dinner? Right, Timmy, 120 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 1: let's call them? Said I'm having a hamburger. Oh and 121 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 1: I said that sounds delic, Timmy, you enjoy that anyway. 122 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:06,159 Speaker 1: Get Lula's bag and she goes, I want a hamburger. Okay, sorry, 123 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 1: no hamburger tonight. Why not? We've got spaghetti Bolonnes. Again, 124 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,320 Speaker 1: I do have an awful lot of spaghetti Bolinas. Won't 125 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 1: need it anymore. Bro, it's a steak. They're on to me. 126 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: So no, there's no hamburger spaghetti Bollinnes. But I'm like, 127 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: this will be fine spaghetti. She'll have a little winge. 128 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:28,120 Speaker 1: She fights back when she finds out she's having spaghetti billonnes, 129 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: but then she ends up beating and she loves it. 130 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: But then in the car, she's like, I want a hamburger. 131 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,880 Speaker 1: She stepped it up, and she stepping it up okay, 132 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: And I'm like, there's no hamburger, Like, it's spaghetti bolinnis. 133 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 1: We'll have it tomorrow night, tomorrow night with a hamburger. 134 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:48,520 Speaker 1: She's still going, She's like, oh what steps it up again? 135 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 1: And I'm like, do you know what, I'm not going 136 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 1: to engage with this, wow, Like I'm not gonna reciprocate. 137 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 1: Stop the conversation and that will then she'll she'll run 138 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,160 Speaker 1: out of steam. Can I just say, please, that's very 139 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: mature of you, thank you. I would not do that. 140 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 1: So I just send the music right up. Okay, well 141 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 1: that's very sure of you. Try and just like drown 142 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 1: around with some music. What song was it? Best? Buys? Girls, 143 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 1: stop right now, thank you. If you want to be 144 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 1: my lover, you got to get with my friends nice, 145 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: get home and do this fucking hamburger. Chat's just continuing, 146 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 1: So I want a hamburger and dragging her up out 147 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 1: of the car, up the stairs full tears, full on tears, 148 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:39,760 Speaker 1: like hysterical, still wants his hamburger, barely has a mouthful 149 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 1: of food in the bar. Still, Ash, what the hamburgerous? 150 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,680 Speaker 1: Jess feigning for that burger. Never had this before ever, 151 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,680 Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck is it with this hamburger? 152 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,560 Speaker 1: Put it in bed? Still her whimpering, Oh my god, 153 00:08:57,679 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: for a hamburger. Okay, we wake up Still she's having 154 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,320 Speaker 1: a week bis and She's like, I just wanted a hamburger. 155 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,359 Speaker 1: I was like, I get it. They're bigs. I understand. 156 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:10,840 Speaker 1: Tonight we will get you a hamburger. So that night, 157 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,319 Speaker 1: Ash we went to the RSL. Right, it's tradition. We 158 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:18,520 Speaker 1: got the RSL once a week. They save hamburgers. Beautiful kids. 159 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: Hamburgers are a full adult hamburger by Okay. And I 160 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:22,959 Speaker 1: was like, do you know what if she wants you 161 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,719 Speaker 1: a die hamburger, I'm not going to get in the 162 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,840 Speaker 1: way she's Urn't that the amount of winching she's done. 163 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 1: I was like, and I picked her up, Hey, guess 164 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:35,079 Speaker 1: what time for a hamburger? Oh yeah, hamburger time tonight. 165 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,079 Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, she's pumped. You get there, go to 166 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,880 Speaker 1: order it. The till and I'm like, Lola, just double checking, 167 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,120 Speaker 1: you want the hamburger? And she goes, no, I'd like 168 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,640 Speaker 1: a pizza. Oh god. And I was like fuck okay, 169 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 1: And I was like, let's just let's just rewind a second. 170 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,480 Speaker 1: Just threw the test. Just rewind. You know, you've been 171 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,760 Speaker 1: asking for a hamburger quite a lot. Does she know 172 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:03,280 Speaker 1: what a hamburger is? Maybe she doesn't, hmm, maybe she doesn't. Anyway, 173 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 1: she say I want the pizza, and I was like, 174 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,439 Speaker 1: it's those kind of situations where it's very hard to 175 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:11,920 Speaker 1: know which way to turn. Do you take her word 176 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,719 Speaker 1: for it? Kids don't know what they want, bro, I 177 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 1: figured that out. Yeah, so many times they've asked for something. 178 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,959 Speaker 1: I give them what they've asked for and they're like 179 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:21,679 Speaker 1: what is this? 180 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,720 Speaker 2: Or they do this thing where someone else has something 181 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 2: and you know that they don't like it, but they're. 182 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,439 Speaker 1: Like, I like it now You're like, no, you don't, 183 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 1: look I do. It's like Laura loves pickles. I bet 184 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 1: she does. The kids like, I'd like a pickle. You 185 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: don't want a pickle? Now? I love pickles? Yeah, give 186 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:44,320 Speaker 1: a pickle? Like, what the fuck away from me? It's 187 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 1: like I had the I was eating the kiwi fruit 188 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 1: with the skin on. Delicious. Delicious to me. I love 189 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 1: kiwi fruit? Does he? I was like, do ye take 190 00:10:54,080 --> 00:11:00,839 Speaker 1: a bite then? And he was like I don't like 191 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,760 Speaker 1: hear three. When Mum has a gin and tonic and 192 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:08,920 Speaker 1: Ma thinks it's like phizzy nice water. I say this 193 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:13,200 Speaker 1: physicistuff is very good. You're gonna hate the tonic water. 194 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,959 Speaker 1: And she's like, just give us, just hit me the 195 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,160 Speaker 1: stratege in. So what did you do? So what do 196 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,960 Speaker 1: you reckon? What would you have done in that situation? 197 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,000 Speaker 1: If you're me for a second, let's imagine what would 198 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,520 Speaker 1: you have ordered? The pizza or the hamburger. 199 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,880 Speaker 2: I would have got them the pizza, and then I 200 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:30,440 Speaker 2: would have used it against them when they said. 201 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:35,080 Speaker 1: Oh, I said, well, do you recall or record her 202 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,800 Speaker 1: saying I want pizza? Order pizza? See what she says? 203 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,760 Speaker 1: And then she's like, I wanted a burger. Go, well, 204 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,880 Speaker 1: here's the receipt for that. That's very good. I forgot. 205 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,079 Speaker 1: I ended up ordering both. I should have done both, 206 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 1: but I sound very expensive. Now bro Oh yeah, I 207 00:11:52,440 --> 00:12:00,480 Speaker 1: know the pizza and oh you can see I saw 208 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,280 Speaker 1: it coming on my mind. Why are you making life 209 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 1: so hard for me. 210 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:07,960 Speaker 2: Right now, I've got to gripe with hamburgers an Oscar please, 211 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,320 Speaker 2: in particular Oscar so happy meals. 212 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:11,840 Speaker 1: Yeah. 213 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,360 Speaker 2: I always go the nugget route because I know they'll 214 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 2: eat them every now and then, and April falls. 215 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,920 Speaker 1: For it every time. I will not. I refuse to 216 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,959 Speaker 1: fall for it, and I won't stand for it. 217 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,199 Speaker 2: Is Oscar every now and then will go to I 218 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:32,839 Speaker 2: want a cheeseburger instead, and I'm like, you won't eat it. 219 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,439 Speaker 2: All you'll do is eat the bread on top, like 220 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,720 Speaker 2: pick at the bread and leave the paddy and leave 221 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:39,560 Speaker 2: everything else. 222 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:41,600 Speaker 1: What about if you go no mustard, no onion? Still 223 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,240 Speaker 1: want to eat it? No? 224 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:46,200 Speaker 2: Right? Every time he does it without fail every time, 225 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,160 Speaker 2: and April's like, no, no, I'm here out. 226 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 1: Some of my mind. I'm like, you are so you're 227 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,520 Speaker 1: so easy to manipulate. 228 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,839 Speaker 2: Like so she'll get in it, and then he'll do 229 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,959 Speaker 2: the exact same thing, and every time I'll be like 230 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,559 Speaker 2: see and it's not like he'll take a bite out 231 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:02,839 Speaker 2: of it and then put it down to be like 232 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,600 Speaker 2: a half had enough. 233 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,440 Speaker 1: And then I can come in like a seagull swoop 234 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 1: it up. Because I was going to say that surely 235 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,480 Speaker 1: it's not the worst thing for you. If something angles 236 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:15,640 Speaker 1: it up, he mangles it. It's so ugly looking. With 237 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:16,280 Speaker 1: a nugget. 238 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,319 Speaker 2: They can leave a nugget and I'm like, that's a 239 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 2: fresh piece of gold. Yes, that's gone straight my mouth, delicious. 240 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,439 Speaker 2: Granted I did eat but the chicken out of the 241 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:29,839 Speaker 2: beIN one time. But the three piece or six piece nuggets, yeah, 242 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,440 Speaker 2: I always get the extra because they're mine. 243 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,319 Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, you know, it's like an extra, like 244 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:37,120 Speaker 1: fifty cents. You're a wise man. I am once. 245 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 2: Someone has once told me that anyway, so he every time, 246 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,000 Speaker 2: and I'm like, and then we had some friends stay 247 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,319 Speaker 2: over the other day and they are a little bit older, 248 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:52,080 Speaker 2: the kids, and they had burgers and ate them like burgers, 249 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,200 Speaker 2: and well they when they ordered them, and April's formed 250 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,160 Speaker 2: for it again and what did he do? 251 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:02,439 Speaker 1: The exact same fucking thing. Can I just say happy meals? 252 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,960 Speaker 1: I remember them being three dollars forty five? Yeah, they 253 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,319 Speaker 1: like twelve bucks. Yeah, but you get two sides, so 254 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,599 Speaker 1: you get some apples, you get some chips, apples, and 255 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,760 Speaker 1: the apples are shit out. Let's be My kids love 256 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,640 Speaker 1: the apples the most. I'm just driving through, I'm like, 257 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:17,719 Speaker 1: just give us some apples. Kids happy, but they're like, 258 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,040 Speaker 1: I've eaten, I've had some of the apples. They're they're 259 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,760 Speaker 1: sorry from which McDonald's. You gotta go to the better McDonalds. 260 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,920 Speaker 1: Because we've always going down south. We go like we 261 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 1: are we stopping at the engadeen machas iesco motioned themselves. 262 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,840 Speaker 2: Yes, I can't go to our local McDonalds anymore because 263 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 2: I was in there the other I usually drive through 264 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,640 Speaker 2: with my app get a coffee or whatever before I 265 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 2: come here, because it's right in your kindy. 266 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, no problems. 267 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,760 Speaker 2: I had to piss, so I had to stop and 268 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:48,080 Speaker 2: walk in, and there was a collective group of girls 269 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,720 Speaker 2: behind the counter working there, and one of them asked 270 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,120 Speaker 2: me if I'm the TikTok guy, and I was like. 271 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,320 Speaker 1: The TikTok guy, Yeah, is that offensive? No? 272 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:02,160 Speaker 2: But now it's like I go there incognito, and now 273 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 2: I've been cognitoed and I don't and I'm like, I 274 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:05,840 Speaker 2: can't come back here. 275 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,200 Speaker 1: Now that's it. This is it for me. Dude, You're 276 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,720 Speaker 1: about to get free stuff from makis. 277 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 2: No, no, no, they've got laws against that. Now I'm 278 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:20,080 Speaker 2: not a policy, but yeah, I can't. I rang able 279 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,000 Speaker 2: straight away. I said, that's it. We can't go to 280 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:22,920 Speaker 2: this McDonald's anymore. 281 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,520 Speaker 1: Where are you getting your coffees from? Just raw dognity? Now, 282 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,440 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great that 283 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 1: you're like a big thing within the younger generation. Well done. 284 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,520 Speaker 1: She was a little bit older. 285 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:43,040 Speaker 2: It's like seventy. It was embarrassing. Now I've also got 286 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 2: to grow up with Macy. 287 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,960 Speaker 1: That little princess. What has she done? Have you let 288 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 1: your kids watch the original Lion King? I think we 289 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 1: watched the new one. It's fucking weird, isn't it. I can't. 290 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,640 Speaker 1: I dipped in for a second action. I wasn't hugely 291 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,760 Speaker 1: into it. If I'm being really honest, I don't think 292 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:04,840 Speaker 1: they've seen the original. 293 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,000 Speaker 2: There's a scene in that movie which we all know 294 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:12,640 Speaker 2: is probably one of the saddest scenes in cinematic history. 295 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 1: What the one with the cliff and Scar. I don't 296 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,880 Speaker 1: want to ruin the movie for anyone. It's the it's 297 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,640 Speaker 1: the scene where Scar throws more faster off the cliff. Well, 298 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,120 Speaker 1: there you go, just ruined it for people who haven't 299 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:29,400 Speaker 1: seen it. Alert very sad after they very sad. I 300 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 1: can't even watch it still tears. No, okay, quite the opposite. 301 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 1: I thought I had you. 302 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 2: Nope, So I've come home the other day in April 303 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,080 Speaker 2: has put the linking on. 304 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,080 Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. 305 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,520 Speaker 2: And then I'm like, are we gonna again skip the scene? 306 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 2: She's like, no, I think it's I think it's sign 307 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,320 Speaker 2: to they I've seen it. I see what happens, because 308 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 2: usually we skip all that bit. 309 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: Why don't you because it's just too emotional. 310 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,080 Speaker 2: Emotional maybe for me, but they just thought the Simba 311 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:03,400 Speaker 2: got lost. Sim is the dad, right, so whoa whoa 312 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,600 Speaker 2: fast as the dad. Sorry, I apologize, so look at 313 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:11,080 Speaker 2: me like that. Anyway, we've seen the scene. No sadness 314 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,399 Speaker 2: out of Macy. She seemed to resonate more with the 315 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,280 Speaker 2: villain or the bad guy, so for the rest of 316 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,240 Speaker 2: the movie she kept going on about, where's the bad guy? 317 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,960 Speaker 1: I want to see the bad guy scar again. 318 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, So she started to resonate with the bad guy 319 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,800 Speaker 2: of every everything is we. 320 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,040 Speaker 1: Watched Taste with the Bad Boys? Yeah? So she was like, 321 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,920 Speaker 1: what were we watching? Lelo was Stitch? 322 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,879 Speaker 2: Is he the bad guy? Where's the bad guy? I 323 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,159 Speaker 2: want to see the bad guy. We went to the 324 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,000 Speaker 2: zoo the other day when saw the lions, where's the 325 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,920 Speaker 2: bad guy? Oh gosh, she wants the bad guy. 326 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 1: Makes a lot of sense though, because she does like 327 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,520 Speaker 1: me quite a lot. I happened to be a bad 328 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 1: boy a bit rough around the edges, said, no trouble 329 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,639 Speaker 1: back in my day. What's spended twice from high school? 330 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,639 Speaker 1: Maybe you can pick up on that. Ye, she noticed, 331 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,159 Speaker 1: she sees how I drive that to one He went 332 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,640 Speaker 1: over to my place, and now she'd be like, I've 333 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:14,639 Speaker 1: moved on from everywhere we go now and everything we watch. 334 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,200 Speaker 2: Anything she wants, there has to be a bad guy 335 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 2: in at because she resonates way more with the bag. 336 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 2: She's a bit evil, this child. But I am concerned 337 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,040 Speaker 2: that she's going to start to like the bad boys 338 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,680 Speaker 2: as she gets a little bit older. 339 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,359 Speaker 1: Which scares me because how is she at daycare? Very 340 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:34,280 Speaker 1: good question, Mike, Lola has a little crush on one boy. 341 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:37,160 Speaker 2: There is a boy I willn't remain nameless, of course, yes, 342 00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:39,200 Speaker 2: but I mean it's so far, so good. 343 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,600 Speaker 1: I haven't met the little trouble maker yet. Well, mate, 344 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 1: that's why if you went in there instead of asking 345 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,680 Speaker 1: you about what they're having for dinner. You'd maybe me 346 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:51,200 Speaker 1: get to know him, but I'm like, oh, I don't know. 347 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:53,879 Speaker 2: It's like the first taste of one day she's going 348 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,359 Speaker 2: to grow up and bring a boy home, and like, 349 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 2: you've got double the trouble. 350 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 1: Okay, so happened to me, oh recently? Yeah, I don't 351 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,119 Speaker 1: want to say which child it is. It was Marley. 352 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,280 Speaker 1: For those of you wondering, she's five. So she came 353 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:11,119 Speaker 1: home five and a half. Sorry, yes, thank you for 354 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,120 Speaker 1: the correction. She came home and she's like, Daddy, I'm 355 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:19,560 Speaker 1: getting married. Oh my god, sorry, daddy, I'm getting married. 356 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,919 Speaker 1: That was so wet. Ash ordered some sweet potato fries, 357 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:29,199 Speaker 1: which is bad for two reasons. One they both make 358 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,639 Speaker 1: us very sleepy and two they make you very gassic. 359 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,879 Speaker 1: It's not that it's the Christmas Ham? Did you have 360 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,960 Speaker 1: Christmas Ham this morning? Also, it's November. It's November. 361 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:43,040 Speaker 2: Christmas Ham is available all year out. It's just it's 362 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,480 Speaker 2: just so called Christmas ham. It's just called get this ham. 363 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,760 Speaker 1: Why are you calling it Christmas ham? 364 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,200 Speaker 2: Because we're leaning into Christmas, trying to get festive, trying 365 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:50,920 Speaker 2: to get the spirits. 366 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:55,959 Speaker 1: Just shoot me. Okay. So Marley's come home and she's like, Dad, 367 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,880 Speaker 1: I'm getting married. And I was like, whoa, whoa? Slow down? 368 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,720 Speaker 1: He didn't ask me from a mission, and I was like, 369 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,440 Speaker 1: who is it? She told me his name and I 370 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,159 Speaker 1: was like, who is that boy? I was like, I 371 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 1: couldn't remember who it was, so I had to go 372 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,800 Speaker 1: through the daycare app. So you stalked it and I 373 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 1: was like, is he talked him? Like? It's an Instagram model? 374 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,200 Speaker 1: You let me go deep into the archive. I was. 375 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,920 Speaker 1: I was like, is this here? And she says, no, 376 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,399 Speaker 1: it's Rupert. I was like, okay, is this here? No, 377 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,720 Speaker 1: that's Timmy. Okay. Found the guy and I was like, hey, 378 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,959 Speaker 1: he's all right, he's okay, Okay. I don't hate him. 379 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,400 Speaker 1: I love him. And I was like, why this again? 380 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,720 Speaker 1: This is opposite to Macy. I was like, why do 381 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,920 Speaker 1: you want to marry him? She goes, because he's really 382 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,080 Speaker 1: nice to me. That's lovely. But you they're the one 383 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:43,359 Speaker 1: you got to look out for, right right? So I 384 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,800 Speaker 1: was like, how are we going to do this? And 385 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,560 Speaker 1: she goes, I want to write him a letter. She's 386 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,520 Speaker 1: really into She like can write a few words, and 387 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,000 Speaker 1: she's like, I want to write him a letter. She's 388 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,600 Speaker 1: a secret genius and pulls out like a feather and 389 00:20:54,680 --> 00:21:00,720 Speaker 1: I was like, what is name? I haven't told her name? Okay, yeah, Rupert, 390 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 1: I love that, And they what do you do? You 391 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 1: luss over me? Mally May Johnson pretty much? So she's like, 392 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,760 Speaker 1: I want to give him a card, and I want 393 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,800 Speaker 1: to give him a gift. Okay, so all good gifts 394 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,399 Speaker 1: for five year old. So I've got some lollies give 395 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,680 Speaker 1: him that I think she had, like a mini slinky? 396 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,680 Speaker 1: What are the ones that you get from like, you know, 397 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 1: the birthday party bag? Very dangerous, but also I had 398 00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:31,959 Speaker 1: to smuggle these things in. Remember we can't have sweets 399 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,280 Speaker 1: at school. Yeah, did you ask April friend of tips 400 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,000 Speaker 1: on that, No, I should have. I should have. She 401 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:40,200 Speaker 1: would do really well in prison. So we've written this letter, 402 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 1: We've got the lolly, we've got the toy, and she goes, 403 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,520 Speaker 1: I want to give it to him as a gift 404 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,320 Speaker 1: in the morning and then let him know that I 405 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,120 Speaker 1: want to marry him. And I was like, great, I'm 406 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,200 Speaker 1: in on this, perfect And I said, do you want 407 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,720 Speaker 1: to put all that in your bag and then give 408 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,240 Speaker 1: it to him or do you want to like, just 409 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,720 Speaker 1: do you want to hold it? And she goes, I 410 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 1: want to hold it all. Okay. So that morning, we're 411 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,040 Speaker 1: a little bit late going to daycare and by the 412 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,960 Speaker 1: time we rock up, all the kids Normally when we 413 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 1: drop the kids off, they're kind of playing like it's playtime, 414 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,600 Speaker 1: so they're playing like in the corners or whatever. But 415 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,040 Speaker 1: because I've rocked up late, all the kids were sitting 416 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 1: on the mat in a circle, right, And I said 417 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,560 Speaker 1: to Marley, I'm like, hey, you don't have to give 418 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,600 Speaker 1: it to him now, because you know, I know, I 419 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,840 Speaker 1: know it's nerve wracking, that's it. So we can put 420 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,680 Speaker 1: it in your bag and then we can give it 421 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,960 Speaker 1: to him later. But she was pomped, okay, so pumped, 422 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,040 Speaker 1: so she got I want to give to him now. Nice. 423 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,560 Speaker 1: Marley is absolutely shitting herself. She's so nervous, Adam, because 424 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,159 Speaker 1: all the kids are like, Marley, what's that? What do 425 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,239 Speaker 1: you got in your hands? Does she? And also does 426 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,000 Speaker 1: she have enough for all of them? Not all? She's 427 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,040 Speaker 1: got one for them to marry, that's it. And I'm like, Mary, 428 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,320 Speaker 1: we can just we can put it back in the 429 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,040 Speaker 1: bag like this is like with pull the pin and 430 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,159 Speaker 1: then She's like, no, I want to do it. So 431 00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 1: nervous goes up to him, hands it him, and everyone's like, 432 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,680 Speaker 1: oh my god, what is she doing? Anyway? I was like, 433 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,520 Speaker 1: I just left it to it, right, What did she say? 434 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,280 Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't hang around for that. Oh you 435 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,320 Speaker 1: let it look okay. I put a bag down in 436 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,680 Speaker 1: the locker. I got out of there. I had to 437 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,879 Speaker 1: tell the teacher because the teacher was like, oh, that's contraband. 438 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,639 Speaker 1: And I was like, so sorry, you just do what. 439 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,440 Speaker 1: It's under the sandwich and a lunch book. Okay, So 440 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,440 Speaker 1: did you fill you in like later on? Yeah? I 441 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,960 Speaker 1: picked her up, okay, burst into tears. What happened? He said, 442 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to marry you. I'm too young. That's fair, 443 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 1: that's fair. Yeah, he could have been marrying into a 444 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,159 Speaker 1: very powerful family. 445 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,320 Speaker 2: I could have a house and other Dolly, you don't 446 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:41,119 Speaker 2: know that. The thing with like gifting, like Oscar. We 447 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,240 Speaker 2: went to a birthday on the on. 448 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 1: The weekend and straight away they've got no chill, these kids. 449 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,600 Speaker 1: So he was like, I want to. 450 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,960 Speaker 2: Hold the present to take it fine, no worries, and 451 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,080 Speaker 2: neighbor was like yeah, but when we get there, we'll 452 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,639 Speaker 2: give it to you as soon as you got there. 453 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:59,000 Speaker 2: That his main priority is to have the gift. When 454 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,160 Speaker 2: he's walking into give it to the boy, like there's 455 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,199 Speaker 2: no chill. And then it's like the mom of the kids, like, oh, 456 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,920 Speaker 2: I put it over there with the other presents, and 457 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,800 Speaker 2: I was just like, what do you mean? 458 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,639 Speaker 1: I wanted him to open it so that we can 459 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:17,840 Speaker 1: play with it together. It's story that one. I've got 460 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:22,840 Speaker 1: a fart again, go out, No, I refuse too fair, 461 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,200 Speaker 1: I haven't smelt one. Yeah, I'm very wet. I would 462 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:34,120 Speaker 1: throw this pillow out. Done on the pillows, bro, Sorry. 463 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:41,159 Speaker 2: Christmas ham gets me every time. Honey, saltiness the Brian. 464 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:46,919 Speaker 2: Those parts are briany anyway, Okay, come on, okay, Matthew, 465 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,840 Speaker 2: let's play a little game we liked to call parenting 466 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Speaker 2: hack or fuck that. 467 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,040 Speaker 1: As you know, with your girls, you don't cut their hair. 468 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,480 Speaker 1: Do You did do a fringe? But how did that go? 469 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:03,160 Speaker 1: Really good? Yeah? I did it well. Bangs? What are bangs? 470 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,960 Speaker 1: Have you ever seen my mother in law's hair? They're bangs. 471 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,840 Speaker 1: It's like like a fringe. 472 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:10,080 Speaker 2: Right. 473 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,840 Speaker 1: What are they called bangs? I don't know. I've always 474 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,960 Speaker 1: been confused, people mentioned bangs, and I'm like, oh, I 475 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: did buy these fringe and I tried to do Lola's fringe, 476 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,760 Speaker 1: which she freaked out last minute, so I didn't do it. 477 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, Oscar's a nightmare. Do you know my mother in 478 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,159 Speaker 2: law has had the same haircut since she. 479 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 1: Was a child. Mix it up, mix it up. So 480 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,919 Speaker 1: tell her that it's Meredith. But she does. She does 481 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 1: look great, she does if she's listening, she does. 482 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,200 Speaker 2: I wanted to show you something that I've just can't 483 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,400 Speaker 2: stumbled across because Oscar touch or go when he cut 484 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,960 Speaker 2: his hair, and as well as right, you think that, 485 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,760 Speaker 2: but how do you scarm to sit still? Also, every 486 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,280 Speaker 2: now and then he gets he's scared of the clippers 487 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,119 Speaker 2: because of the noise. 488 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, and like sometimes he's fine. I've got to bribe 489 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,960 Speaker 1: a lot. But I've come across this. I thought it 490 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,400 Speaker 1: was genius. 491 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,560 Speaker 2: So it's a little boy and they put a they 492 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 2: put him in a cardboard box, essentially cut a headhole. 493 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:19,440 Speaker 1: I'll be honest, that looks like torture. I imagine if 494 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,800 Speaker 1: you were doing that to Oscar and someone came over unexpected, 495 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,480 Speaker 1: how would you explain that? I would say, this is 496 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:31,359 Speaker 1: what you call a Berenty hacket, I mean traumatic for 497 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 1: the child. Yes, effective at haircuts. 498 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,639 Speaker 2: Absolutely, it's like essentially it's like a cardboard box straight jacket. 499 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,320 Speaker 1: It's very good. 500 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,159 Speaker 2: I also like the clipp that they've got seems to 501 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,600 Speaker 2: have some sort of and I don't know where to 502 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,480 Speaker 2: get this from, has like a little vacuum on the 503 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:47,920 Speaker 2: front of it. 504 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,520 Speaker 1: Very good. So it's a double. It's a double. In 505 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,760 Speaker 1: the one video, I love how there's like a big 506 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,840 Speaker 1: foot saying like do not do not stomp on this. 507 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,960 Speaker 1: Very good anyway, So hack or that's a parenting hat. 508 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,600 Speaker 1: Thank you two from two for me. Very good from you. Yeah. 509 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,000 Speaker 2: Do you know I had someone reach out to me. 510 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,560 Speaker 2: You know, last week I did the the ziplock bag 511 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,520 Speaker 2: over the hand yeap one. Someone messages me like DM 512 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,040 Speaker 2: me and like. 513 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,679 Speaker 1: That's not you Like when I break when I used 514 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,240 Speaker 1: to break. 515 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 2: Bones and had the cast, their parents would wrap their 516 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,240 Speaker 2: whole arm. It's in a plastic bag. 517 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,680 Speaker 1: I'm not making money from this, bro, I know. Yeah, 518 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,119 Speaker 1: I'm not selling ziplock bags. 519 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:28,479 Speaker 2: All right. 520 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,560 Speaker 1: I have a long listener question here, all right. This 521 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,320 Speaker 1: one is from Britt. Hello Britt. She says, I have 522 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,479 Speaker 1: a four month old, and I've caught up on all 523 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:45,240 Speaker 1: of your apps. Now, oh wow, I know. Well, it's impressive. 524 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,639 Speaker 1: I will probably be in the top three percent for 525 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:51,120 Speaker 1: the upcoming Spotify wrapped for twenty twenty four. We'll wait 526 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:59,200 Speaker 1: and see. Britt confidence very little, Arrogan. We love you, Britt. Sorry, 527 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,720 Speaker 1: you always let me laugh, and I love your guests too. 528 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,440 Speaker 1: This is it's very self indulgent for me to read this. 529 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,400 Speaker 1: I'm liking it. I had awful pregnancy with my son. 530 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:14,520 Speaker 1: I had enough about that. Get back to us. Hyper 531 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,719 Speaker 1: Excuse me, Brett, I apologize, I'm butchering this message. Hyper 532 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:23,840 Speaker 1: hyper messis hypermesis gravidarum. That's Latin for something else that's 533 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,200 Speaker 1: got to be Latin. Well, she says, it's basically vomiting 534 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:30,879 Speaker 1: and nausea the whole time. Despite this, just say vomiting 535 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,800 Speaker 1: and nausea the whole time. Despite this, my baby is 536 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,480 Speaker 1: ridiculously cute, so of course that makes you want to 537 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,520 Speaker 1: have another one. So if we did have another one, 538 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,000 Speaker 1: it will be carefully planned. We are about it the 539 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,960 Speaker 1: pregnancy part, but very good at the conception part. All right, alright, 540 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,239 Speaker 1: good on YouTube. Well done, Brett, which is why I'm 541 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,920 Speaker 1: asking this silly question, what season do you think is 542 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 1: best to have a baby? And she goes on to add, 543 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,000 Speaker 1: we had a winter baby, which was nice with all 544 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,000 Speaker 1: the cuddles and layers, So I can't imagine having a 545 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 1: summer baby. But can you tell me what you think 546 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:08,720 Speaker 1: is the best season for having a baby in your experience? Well, 547 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,600 Speaker 1: actually been pregnant many times, not me personally, but my 548 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 1: wife has many times. Two times. I've only had sex 549 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 1: twice too, when was Maci born. Start with my eldest. 550 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,440 Speaker 2: Eldest's winter baby, June didn't enjoy that too cold, But 551 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,720 Speaker 2: also we didn't realize how cold our apartment was at 552 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,080 Speaker 2: the time. 553 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,600 Speaker 1: Because when you don't have a child, and as it 554 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,160 Speaker 1: is you two, you're like, might just check another layer on? 555 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,520 Speaker 1: Simple as that. What about what about pregnancy? Then you 556 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,960 Speaker 1: would have been I guess you would have only just 557 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,840 Speaker 1: been had a little taste of pregnancy during summer. 558 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, early on too, because it's like six that it'll 559 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 2: be the third like the second and the third month 560 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,480 Speaker 2: would have been in summer. But then she's not overly uncomfortable. 561 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:04,120 Speaker 1: But for April being pregnant throughout like March, April fine, fine, enjoyable. 562 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,080 Speaker 1: I wouldn't say enjoyable. Is it ever enjoyable? I mean 563 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,080 Speaker 1: I don't know. 564 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:11,560 Speaker 2: Either. 565 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:19,880 Speaker 1: Should we housecape? Yes? For those listening and don't know. 566 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,480 Speaker 1: April is my wife and hello darling. She had said, 567 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,760 Speaker 1: are you guys recording it? No, it's only our job, babe. 568 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,480 Speaker 1: But we had a list of question about the best 569 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,840 Speaker 1: season to have a baby. I know the exact answer 570 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,160 Speaker 1: to that. Take it away exactly what we called you both. 571 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,280 Speaker 1: As you know, Matt and I have never been pregnant. 572 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:47,280 Speaker 1: So what I would say, springtime the best season to 573 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 1: have a baby for multiple reasons. Go on, A couple 574 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,360 Speaker 1: of go on. So I would say it's a little 575 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,920 Speaker 1: bit more much during the evenings, especially when you're getting 576 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,520 Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night. You're not that 577 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,400 Speaker 1: heavily pregnant throughout like a really hot summer or anything. 578 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,520 Speaker 1: You're just heavily pregnant through winter, so it's nice to 579 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,400 Speaker 1: just rug up. And when your child is going to 580 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,479 Speaker 1: big school, there's no well should I send him early? 581 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,040 Speaker 1: Should I send him late? You just there's only one option. 582 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,760 Speaker 1: So there's my top three reasons for springtime. I am 583 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,880 Speaker 1: glad you're here. Yeah, we were just struggling with that 584 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,400 Speaker 1: one because we thought we don't know. But no, that's 585 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,719 Speaker 1: very good. Any other questions for April while we've got it, man, 586 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 1: I'm good for now. Thank you, April. Well, we'll bring 587 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,760 Speaker 1: you back if we need anything else. But we appreciate 588 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,160 Speaker 1: that you really got us out of a jam with 589 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 1: that one. I'll tell you what I make. You didn't 590 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,200 Speaker 1: want to get home as sound appreciate it. I've already 591 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,520 Speaker 1: pre cooked my own meal. But that's okay. Did you 592 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,880 Speaker 1: pre cook me one? I didn't know. I'll just go 593 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:50,400 Speaker 1: to fuck myself. They okay, good night, I mean bye, Britt. 594 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,280 Speaker 1: I really hope that that answers your question. Thank goodness 595 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,200 Speaker 1: for April, and over the last few weeks she's been 596 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,920 Speaker 1: very helpful, very helpful. Share about your dinner. Sorry about that? 597 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,480 Speaker 1: Just opens the doors opportunity for what I'm going to have? 598 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,920 Speaker 1: What are you going to have? Cereal leftover zereal? 599 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,680 Speaker 2: Okay, next question, this is from Jen, and Jen wants 600 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,160 Speaker 2: to know who is entitled to visit your newborn baby 601 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,320 Speaker 2: in the hospital. 602 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,920 Speaker 1: For you just give him birth. Ye, people want to 603 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,480 Speaker 1: visit you, some people do, some people don't. Look my 604 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,560 Speaker 1: opinion on this is probably a little bit different to Laura's. 605 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 1: I think childbirth is one of the absolute miracles of life, 606 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:31,640 Speaker 1: Ash and I wouldn't want to restrict an opportunity for anyone, anyone, 607 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,240 Speaker 1: every man, woman or child to be a part of 608 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,560 Speaker 1: that process. I think if you ask and there's space. 609 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,960 Speaker 1: I made a mistake when it came to Marley's childbirth, Lola. 610 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,640 Speaker 1: We were in COVID so it was just there was 611 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,560 Speaker 1: no option. It was me only with Marley. My mom 612 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,880 Speaker 1: was like, can I be in the room delivery. I 613 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,600 Speaker 1: would say, yeah, you can be there? What My memory 614 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,840 Speaker 1: is a little foggy, but I remember just saying yes. 615 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,560 Speaker 1: And then I remember at the time, this is my 616 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,960 Speaker 1: mother to Brisbane, and I think I just said to Laura, like, oh, 617 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 Speaker 1: and by the way, I've got that meeting tomorrow at 618 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,920 Speaker 1: midday and my mum's going to be in the delivery suite. 619 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,080 Speaker 1: I got two tickets to the delivery too, going once, 620 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:16,320 Speaker 1: so she was there and then but also we had 621 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,880 Speaker 1: some complications. Marley was posterior, so head down facing the 622 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,960 Speaker 1: wrong way, and we were in the public hospital down 623 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,239 Speaker 1: the road at the time. There was an obstetrician who 624 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,680 Speaker 1: was on call. He came into the room, and then 625 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,640 Speaker 1: not long after that, there was like a group of doctors. 626 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,400 Speaker 1: They were students. They oh, that's right, I think you 627 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,640 Speaker 1: told me this. And then next thing, someone says, do 628 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,280 Speaker 1: you mind if I come in with a students? They 629 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,720 Speaker 1: just wanted to observe what's happening. There must have been 630 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:50,440 Speaker 1: about eight of them plus the teacher. I said, sure, 631 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,640 Speaker 1: come on in the more than marrier. And next thing, 632 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,440 Speaker 1: Laura was kind of looking at me and there was 633 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,600 Speaker 1: like fucking twenty people in the room, and I was 634 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,560 Speaker 1: just like, you're doing great, Bay, you got an audience, 635 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,280 Speaker 1: now keep it up. An hindsight, yeah, probably shouldn't have 636 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,719 Speaker 1: done that. No, I would say, not your best move. 637 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,040 Speaker 1: I'm an inclusive kind of guy. You were just like, 638 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,000 Speaker 1: who else wants to come in? But then I think 639 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,719 Speaker 1: and then childbirth afterwards, we kind of like we didn't 640 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,360 Speaker 1: stay long in the hospital. We kind of got the 641 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,399 Speaker 1: hell out of there same day. We had one night. 642 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,800 Speaker 1: One night, yeah, and then and then Laura was like, 643 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,360 Speaker 1: I want to go home. We were there for like 644 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,799 Speaker 1: a week, but then April had the sea section se section, 645 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,160 Speaker 1: so he came to visit. You guys, April's mom and dad. 646 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,399 Speaker 1: My parents lived on the Gold Coaster. 647 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,200 Speaker 2: That wasn't going to be immediate like with this is 648 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,400 Speaker 2: with Oscar, And because we didn't have we had a 649 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,160 Speaker 2: date in mind. 650 00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,120 Speaker 1: It wasn't a planned sea section. It was an emergency. 651 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,719 Speaker 1: She just went into labor and it was just like 652 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 1: my parents just wanted updates here and there. 653 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,640 Speaker 2: April's mom and dad were around, so they were the 654 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 2: first on scene, I would say, And then over the 655 00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:01,400 Speaker 2: next corresponding days, none of my family came, hm and 656 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,240 Speaker 2: they were just like, I'll just give you a space 657 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,160 Speaker 2: and then we'll come over, come over the house when 658 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:05,560 Speaker 2: you're back. 659 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,480 Speaker 1: And I think that's appropriate too. Sorry, I'm trying to 660 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,200 Speaker 1: I've got a burp and a yawn, but we're just 661 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,720 Speaker 1: starting now to get a few whiffs of your farts 662 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,359 Speaker 1: from before. Yeah, from the pillow. They're making their way 663 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:21,960 Speaker 1: down straight. I don't know, embarrassed, But we did have 664 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,360 Speaker 1: one family member who shall remain nameless. 665 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:31,839 Speaker 2: Just turn up to the hospital. Obviously intentions were good. Yeah, right, 666 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,400 Speaker 2: they didn't come to harm my child. They've come to 667 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,160 Speaker 2: welcome a child. They had balloons and all sorts of shit. 668 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:42,000 Speaker 2: Bearing gifts, yeah, bearing gives, which is great. But inappropriate 669 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:46,040 Speaker 2: to turn up unannounced. Yeah, And I was pretty polite, 670 00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:52,759 Speaker 2: and I sort of thankfully grouped this particular relative in 671 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,919 Speaker 2: with April's parents and saying, look, April's just she needs 672 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,520 Speaker 2: some rest now, so it's just and it's not really 673 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,640 Speaker 2: appropriate to go in and see her. They take that 674 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,040 Speaker 2: fine because they grew them together, and I was I 675 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,600 Speaker 2: was honest. I could have been like, get the hell 676 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,160 Speaker 2: out of here. 677 00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:14,800 Speaker 1: What an Anyway, I think I think grandparents sweet and 678 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,920 Speaker 1: Annie and Annie and uncle. That's probably about it. And 679 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,960 Speaker 1: maybe a strong maybe. Oh, it depends how closeure. 680 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,759 Speaker 2: Like my sister and I are really close, so it'd 681 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,640 Speaker 2: be like if my sister was like, hey, I wanted 682 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,719 Speaker 2: to come and meet little Gertrude. 683 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,759 Speaker 1: I'd be like, come on over. But yeah, I think 684 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:33,520 Speaker 1: that's about it. 685 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,960 Speaker 2: Like we stayed in hospital for a while and there 686 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,440 Speaker 2: was like other patients, my new mum, and there were 687 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,920 Speaker 2: some big, big gatherings going on, like it's also what 688 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:43,359 Speaker 2: do you mean? 689 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,520 Speaker 1: It's also probably. 690 00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:48,239 Speaker 2: Cultural too, I would say, like I don't want to Yeah, 691 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,800 Speaker 2: it was just like smashing plates, like it's a Greek wedding. 692 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:58,640 Speaker 1: It was like what is on baseball flying? What's what's 693 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,960 Speaker 1: going on over there? What was the biggest gathering you 694 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:01,760 Speaker 1: saw in the hospital? 695 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:09,200 Speaker 2: There was an islander family how roughly how many sixteen fish? 696 00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:10,640 Speaker 2: Sixteen to eighteen? 697 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:17,200 Speaker 1: That's beautiful? Was singing? What? Yeah, it was annoying, but anyway, No, 698 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,960 Speaker 1: it was lovely for them. I think like, if you marry. 699 00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,480 Speaker 2: Into that family and then that's what you end up with, 700 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:27,279 Speaker 2: you'd be like, but thankfully not for us. We were 701 00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,400 Speaker 2: tucked away in the corner nicely, and I think it 702 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,520 Speaker 2: ended up just only. 703 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,840 Speaker 1: Being my mother and father in law. They really visited this, 704 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,960 Speaker 1: and you know what, that's fine as well, that's fine. Yeah. 705 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,520 Speaker 1: I don't think the Islanders were looking at your little 706 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,919 Speaker 1: gathering and be like, oh, that's so sad, bud. They've 707 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:49,279 Speaker 1: got no family or friendie. Oh and one most thing 708 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:56,280 Speaker 1: before I forget ash, it's here. It's happened. The sexiest calendar, 709 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,360 Speaker 1: second sexiest or just now the sexiest is now the sexiest. 710 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,000 Speaker 1: It's the raunch sexiest, then draw play. 711 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,200 Speaker 2: Do you think I think it's let's say it's not sexier, 712 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,320 Speaker 2: let's say it's raunchier. 713 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:11,560 Speaker 1: It's because it is, of course called the raunchy. Ranch 714 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,360 Speaker 1: five pre order is available right now. We'll put the 715 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,879 Speaker 1: link in the show notes. But for this calendar, it's 716 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,600 Speaker 1: very exciting because we are supporting an amazing charity called 717 00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:25,759 Speaker 1: Rise Up. They support victims of domestic violence. So one 718 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,080 Speaker 1: hundred percent of proceeds will be donated to that charity. Yes, Matt, 719 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,799 Speaker 1: one hundred percent, which is fantastic news. Did you say 720 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,200 Speaker 1: one hundred percent? I said one hundred percent. I meant it. Yeah. 721 00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:38,080 Speaker 1: Available for pre order now. It will be dropping very 722 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,200 Speaker 1: very shortly. It's coming hot off. The print's get around it. Oh, 723 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,319 Speaker 1: the dog's now farting in front of me. Bus has 724 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:49,359 Speaker 1: just dropped his guts. Yes, bust, let's get you out 725 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,320 Speaker 1: of here. Yes, I need you out of my house. Sorry, sorry, 726 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,719 Speaker 1: that's fine, that's fine. If you enjoyed this episode or 727 00:38:54,760 --> 00:39:00,239 Speaker 1: any episode, we would love it if you would subscribe. Review. Yeah. 728 00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,200 Speaker 2: Follow us on socials as well. We've got two Doting 729 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,680 Speaker 2: Dance or the Facebook group which is on the Facebook 730 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,560 Speaker 2: two Doting Dance and TikTok. 731 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:12,480 Speaker 1: We welcome all comments, all feed don't I. We'll see 732 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:20,880 Speaker 1: you guys next week. See bye. Two Doting Dance podcast 733 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,560 Speaker 1: acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the 734 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,920 Speaker 1: connections to land, see and community. 735 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,720 Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present, 736 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,880 Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander 737 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:33,640 Speaker 2: peoples today. 738 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,520 Speaker 1: This episode was recorded on Gadigal Land.