1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:02,680 Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast. 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:10,159 Speaker 2: Ninny cunning crims. Wait for it, that's nice? Was the 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,800 Speaker 2: crim cunning effectively? That's the question we're asking on thirteen 4 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 2: one sixty five. 5 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 3: Will the crim pull off a cunning stunt? 6 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 1: Yes? 7 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,759 Speaker 4: Very good, very good. 8 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 2: We are floating very close to the sun, aren't we. Yeah, 9 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,440 Speaker 2: we're super impressed with how the thief pulled off their theft, 10 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 2: because will, I mean, this is extraordinary out of Canada. 11 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 2: This woman's just blown away with how she was robbed. 12 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 2: She had some fifty seven kilogram polar bears statues in 13 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,200 Speaker 2: her front garden and she's. 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 3: Like she was she's got these like taxidermist, no concrete bears. 15 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 2: Fifty seven kilo concrete polar bears. 16 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 3: Wow. 17 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 2: She gets home one night, the thief has stolen all 18 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: of her bears. 19 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 3: But her reaction was to both of them. 20 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 2: Just impressed. How bloody impressed. There's fifty seven kilos that 21 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 2: you've managed to carry out of me front yard. And 22 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 2: then the absolute tight ass is offering a two hundred 23 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 2: dollars reward for the people who returned them. This woman 24 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 2: is my spirit animal. Two hundred bucks. God spare me anyway. 25 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:18,839 Speaker 3: How much are they worth the bears. How many bears 26 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 3: did she have? 27 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 2: But I think it was the center. 28 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 4: Just a set of bears. 29 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 3: Was that set of bears in seat of fifty seven 30 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 3: kilo concrete bears in your front yard? 31 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:25,759 Speaker 1: Yeah? 32 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, you think they'd be safe? Well you think what 33 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 4: she said she could think when you put the bears 34 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 4: out there, you're not looking the bears up at night? 35 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, keeping them behind glass. They should be fine out there. 36 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 3: But some blogs coming into the do you know she 37 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 3: know how to go to how he got them out 38 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 3: of there? 39 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 2: A Dolly she saw. She did a bit of research 40 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 2: and she realized that Dolly tracks Dolly track, so it 41 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 2: was a Dolly getaway. But yeah, Nancy says, sentimental value. 42 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 2: That's why she wants the back and that's why she's 43 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 2: walking out potentially two hundred dollars. So Justin's here, Justin. 44 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,559 Speaker 2: You were impressed with a crim Hey, I've got a good. 45 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 5: I've got a good three few years, probably back in 46 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 5: the days when PlayStation three first come out. Yeah, one 47 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 5: of the one of the boys at school, he went 48 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 5: into the city one day and what he's done is 49 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 5: he's gone into big w When he stolen the empty 50 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 5: PlayStation three display box. Oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's 51 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:27,240 Speaker 5: grabbed himself one of the big big w bags, said, 52 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 5: empty PlayStation box in the bag, and then he's walked 53 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 5: into a JB High Fi right with the PlayStation in 54 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 5: the bag. The door security guard and like, because he 55 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 5: seems I've made it noticeable that old mate can see 56 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 5: the PlayStation in the bag, walked to the back of 57 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 5: the shop and yeah, swapped the empty box for a 58 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 5: full box the front. 59 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 3: Door with a PlayStation three. 60 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 2: Gee, very quickly. We don't endorse theft on this show. 61 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:59,959 Speaker 3: And I'm sure no, not at all. And he goes 62 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,079 Speaker 3: to jail for that, and. 63 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 2: I'm sure he has gone, mind you bloody hell. 64 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 3: No cunning, cunning, cunning stunt. 65 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 2: But no, don't do it, honestly, do not do it, 66 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 2: Do not pass go, do not click turn of dolls. 67 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,519 Speaker 4: You're going to Jack, go to jail. 68 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 2: Let's go to Stephen here, Stephen cunning Crims. You've encountered boy. 69 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 3: There you going, good Steve, good Steve. We don't condone stealing. 70 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 3: We don't stress that. 71 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: Oh no, I got stepted from I was at the 72 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: Manhattan watching the UFC on Jose Aldo and Connor McGregor. Yeah, 73 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: good fight that one. I went to the count I 74 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: picked my palm up, got stuck talking to some boys 75 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: on the way back, put my plate down, having a chat, 76 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: picked my plate up to go back out and see 77 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: my place, my mates, and the palmer was missing. 78 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 3: Oh, ge whiz, who took your parma? 79 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: The guy I was talking to right in front of me. 80 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 1: I didn't even realize. 81 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 4: Is this you? 82 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 2: And you think that was quite cunning that he just 83 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 2: talk about from under your eyes? 84 00:03:59,760 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 5: Yeah? 85 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: I was impressed. 86 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 2: Fair enough, have quick hands, can just keep it. 87 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 4: So if you're talking to a guy, you're talking to 88 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 4: a guy at the pub at the fight, and as 89 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 4: you're talking to him, he steals your parma, Yeah that's 90 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 4: pretty good. Hang on, should we take the plate or 91 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 4: just the chicken off the plate? 92 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 1: Just the chicken pie? 93 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 5: We took just the. 94 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:22,599 Speaker 3: Chicken he left? 95 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 4: Where he left the chips and salads? 96 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 2: Where did he put extray? Where did he put the chicken? 97 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 2: Because I get how he could take off the plate, 98 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 2: but where then where's he then placed it? 99 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 1: She was eating it? 100 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 3: He ate it? 101 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 4: Oh you were talking to him? Yeah, while I was 102 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 4: talking about absolutely extor, we're gonna have to test that out. 103 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 4: I reckon, can you? 104 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 3: Can you steal a parmer and ed it while talking 105 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:46,840 Speaker 3: to someone? 106 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 4: It's a perfect crime. It's the perfect perfect crime, Jason Bourne. 107 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 3: It is. You can tell how long it's going to 108 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 3: take your hands to shake, to run at a certain altitude, 109 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,480 Speaker 3: and you can steal a parma and eat it while 110 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 3: talking to someone. With that, why not 111 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 2: Check out more from Willam Woodie on the Full Show podcast.