Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Mason Cox Show. Now today is
Speaker 1: the entertainment podcast. We've got the water Cooler chat, Everyone's favorite,
Speaker 1: Braidon Cox's Stories of the week. We've got some dating
Speaker 1: segment all you best believe there's some interesting stuff coming
Speaker 1: up in there. Your truly decided to download Hinge over
Speaker 1: the weekend, so we're going to go into that. And
Speaker 1: we also have a fan stories on the voicemail coming up.
Speaker 1: It is all in this episode starting now. All right,
Speaker 1: let's kick it off, starting with Braiden Cox. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 3: Get ee. Yes, I've been sitting here and I'm dying
Speaker 3: for you to tell people this story because you told
Speaker 3: me about it and you just broke it to me
Speaker 3: suddenly when we were out shooting the other day. And
Speaker 3: as serious as it is, it's hilarious. I'm gonna lie,
Speaker 3: it's blundy hilarious. You've had some eye issues over the journey.
Speaker 3: People know about it, but you've had a new incident.
Speaker 3: Can you tell take us through it.
Speaker 1: I went to the doctor a little check up, right,
Speaker 1: little check up, and then doctor was like, hey, Mason,
Speaker 1: you've got a stitch in your eye that we need
Speaker 1: to pull out. It's just worked its way to the surface.
Speaker 1: And this I must say, this doctor, right, he's about
Speaker 1: five foot four or five of five. He's a smaller human, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm a massive human.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: And he goes and he pokes at my ard. He
Speaker 1: pulls the stitch out, and I start getting lightheaded, and
Speaker 1: like anyone that's ever passed out gets light headed, it
Speaker 1: goes red and then it goes bang black.
Speaker 2: You're out.
Speaker 1: And the next thing I know is I wake up
Speaker 1: to this little doctor holding his legs, holding my legs
Speaker 1: above his head.
Speaker 2: Trying to get the blood to flow back to my heart.
Speaker 2: He goes, Mason, you've just passed out. I was like,
Speaker 2: holy shit.
Speaker 1: Man, yeah I did. That was wild, dude. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's just crazy anyway, So, yeah, that happened. I saw
Speaker 1: my life flash before my eyes. I didn't know if
Speaker 1: I was going to wake back up from getting an
Speaker 1: eye a stitch out of my eye. And here we
Speaker 1: are today. I'm still alive, still kicking, but almost almost
Speaker 1: cat Over the weekend.
Speaker 3: I've got a couple. It's a two parter so stitch
Speaker 3: in your eye. I don't even how, you know, how
Speaker 3: does that all work? Like like a stitch. Like when
Speaker 3: you cut your hand, you get a stitch in your hand.
Speaker 1: Yep, exact same thing. But it's like so whenever you
Speaker 1: have a stitch sometimes I'll work its way to the surface.
Speaker 1: Apparently the same thing happened from cataract surgery. It was
Speaker 1: the last eye surgery. I had a major one and
Speaker 1: a stitch had come up to that and it was
Speaker 1: kind of scratched my lid, but I don't really think
Speaker 1: anything of it, and then he kind of pulled it out.
Speaker 1: And the last thing I kind of really remember is
Speaker 1: him just like putting this little pocket thing and putting
Speaker 1: the stitch in there, and then it was just like
Speaker 1: went from that to just blackout.
Speaker 2: And I would walk up.
Speaker 1: With this little man holding my humongous trunks above his head, going.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, are you okay? I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm good, man, I think I passed out.
Speaker 3: Your hope, it's not like a roof or something.
Speaker 1: No, no, No, the doctor I have as a great man.
Speaker 1: I would never talk any ill will about him. He's
Speaker 1: fixed my eyes. He's given me a sense back, which
Speaker 1: is pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: So when you were under you didn't did you see
Speaker 3: a light? Did you see maybe another life. Did you
Speaker 3: see you're holding up the flag you got the premiership?
Speaker 3: Did you see what did you see in that?
Speaker 1: In that moment I tripped about us talking about benefit,
Speaker 1: I think, oh, I don't even remember.
Speaker 2: It was just like a flashlight.
Speaker 1: It was one of those like a million ideas came
Speaker 1: into your head at once, and then all of a
Speaker 1: sudden you come out of it, like whenever you come
Speaker 1: out of.
Speaker 2: A dream and you're like, what did I just dream about?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 2: I don't even remember?
Speaker 1: And then I was like, okay, like I'm alive still, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 2: I'm not living in a matrix. I don't think, like
Speaker 2: we're back into the real world.
Speaker 3: That's good. It's a I'll tell you about a story
Speaker 3: that I that is nothing like that.
Speaker 2: What do you go for me?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: When these are always good? When I was, can I
Speaker 1: can I just preface this? Last time you kind of
Speaker 1: told one of these stories, I feel like, was you
Speaker 1: going to hospital for essentially?
Speaker 2: Well, was it your something to your nut? One of
Speaker 2: your testicles is a bit sworn.
Speaker 3: I had some I had some traumas. Let's leave it
Speaker 3: at that. No, this one was much more innocent. But
Speaker 3: I was at school and a part. So we had
Speaker 3: all these palm trees at our school school in the country,
Speaker 3: country life, and one of the palm frongs had fallen down,
Speaker 3: which is like the branches on.
Speaker 2: A palm tree.
Speaker 3: We were playing with it. The teacher came over and said,
Speaker 3: don't be playing with the palm frongs, which is you know, spiky.
Speaker 3: So I was playing with the palm frong because no
Speaker 3: one tells me what to do. I'm a bad boy
Speaker 3: rebel with that. And yeah, I was seesawing on this
Speaker 3: palm frong and it stabbed me in the leg, like
Speaker 3: one of these barbs stabbed me. Yeah, So I went
Speaker 3: to the nurse's office. She's looking around in there with
Speaker 3: the little torch and stuff. She said, Yah, you're all right,
Speaker 3: get back out there, champion. And it was like months later,
Speaker 3: like three to six months later. I was sitting at
Speaker 3: a mate's house and it had healed over. But when
Speaker 3: I was sitting down, there was like a little thing
Speaker 3: underneath my skin like poking out this to this point.
Speaker 3: So I went to the hospital and they cut opened
Speaker 3: my leg and pulled out this palm frong that had
Speaker 3: been in my leg under my skin for you know,
Speaker 3: three or six months, and they were saying they all
Speaker 3: came over and took photos with me holding this palm
Speaker 3: from on the thumbs up and stuff, and yeah, they
Speaker 3: were like, oh, you're really lucky because if normally the
Speaker 3: way it works is like that stuff works its way
Speaker 3: through to your bloodstream and then if a palm frong
Speaker 3: like goes through your bloodstream to your heart, you're not
Speaker 3: You're not in the best nick. So yeah, lesson in
Speaker 3: all this. Listen to your teachers. They don't listen to
Speaker 3: the nurse exactly anyway. So that was my little story.
Speaker 3: But nowhere near is you know your eyes are important, Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't want to. Don't go messing with you.
Speaker 1: Think sweezers is someone pushing and like priming a stitch out.
Speaker 1: Not the greatest thing you probably want.
Speaker 3: A few times lately, every time I look at you,
Speaker 3: your left eye is just it's gonna twinkle. That's good
Speaker 3: for the hinge profile, which we will talk about later.
Speaker 3: So speaking of, let's jump straight into the water cooler
Speaker 3: chat because we've been aching for it.
Speaker 1: My golly, things have everyone's been asking about it. Everyone's gone, mate,
Speaker 1: I've got nothing to talk about at work. I'm waiting
Speaker 1: for this water cool chat. So without a further ado,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into it because there's some big things
Speaker 1: happening in Australia right now. Ed Sheeran and Harry Styles
Speaker 1: are making panties drop all over Australia. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: women are just going nuts for these two. They are
Speaker 1: absolutely crazy. I'm telling you ninety nine percent of fans
Speaker 1: of these two guys got to be women. If we
Speaker 1: need to find a girlfriend, I feel like we just
Speaker 1: need to buy Harry Style tickets or Ed Sheering tickets
Speaker 1: for their next concert.
Speaker 3: Is that it? I thought you were going to say,
Speaker 3: we're going to learn how to play the guitar and sing.
Speaker 1: Nah, that takes way too much effort. It's such a way.
Speaker 3: I don't mind that tactic, but no, I think if
Speaker 3: Ed's dragging them in, I reckon, we got hope because.
Speaker 2: It is giving hope to a lot of men out there.
Speaker 3: He's very, very talented and I have been through an
Speaker 3: Ed Sheeron concert and it was very good. Like the
Speaker 3: way that he can control an audience it's just him
Speaker 3: and his guitar. It's it's quite impressive. But at the
Speaker 3: same time he is a little ranger so it's allowed
Speaker 3: to say that. Now that out he is giving us
Speaker 3: all hope. Harry Stars. On the other hand, I don't
Speaker 3: think his songs are great, but he's the opposite. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he has the looks which you can't really argue with Kenya.
Speaker 2: He's like the new John Mayor of our generation.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't get John Mayer. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Is that what am I missing there?
Speaker 2: John Mayer body is a wonderland.
Speaker 3: He seems so pretentious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but sing absolute god of a voice. And he's
Speaker 1: a guitar like, can play guitar crazy. Well, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: got everything a woman wants.
Speaker 3: He's one of those people joking when you go camping
Speaker 3: or whatever. It's like, oh, actually I did I did
Speaker 3: pack my guitar. I must have got to take it
Speaker 3: out of the car.
Speaker 1: I've actually got in my back pocket here. I'm ready improved,
Speaker 1: it's already tuned. Yeah, they're in time and there's some
Speaker 1: crazy things and some women have actually slept overnight just
Speaker 1: to be able to get his merchandise. Like it's these
Speaker 1: people are gone absolutely crazy. The BoA's like the little
Speaker 1: feathered Boas have actually gone to the point where they're
Speaker 1: sold out in Melbourne. Yes, yeah, the feather bow has
Speaker 1: got different meaning to us. I feel like than the
Speaker 1: old the laddies up today with Harry Styles, but they're.
Speaker 2: Sold that man.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you these people, them too, have just gone
Speaker 1: and made Australia absolutely stir crazy at the moment, just
Speaker 1: absolutely nuts for these people and love this.
Speaker 3: Time of year. You got the Harry Styles, You've got
Speaker 3: the Edd Chearings, you got the Chili Peppers, post Malone.
Speaker 3: We're bubbling. We're just bubbling away.
Speaker 2: Suppost alone, like I mean, we're putting him up there
Speaker 2: with Harry Styles and that cheering.
Speaker 3: I think he's more of a hit with the dude.
Speaker 3: He's like I would have to hang out with Posty
Speaker 3: drink showies girl like.
Speaker 1: The bad boy though all bad boy. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: that's Posty. It's not right.
Speaker 3: As bad as you can get out of this.
Speaker 2: I once out a hom tree. Believe in my leg.
Speaker 3: What about that pr I'm going to get my pr pr.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: From one artist to another, we have some iggy Azelia
Speaker 1: News and a great Australian, great Australian, one of the
Speaker 1: best about Earth.
Speaker 2: Do you can find her on only fans?
Speaker 1: Apparently that I like that she's she's going, I'll let
Speaker 1: you kind of take over from her because I think
Speaker 1: there's some language in here that might be needed to
Speaker 1: be censored. So if you have children in the car,
Speaker 1: just be aware that this might needed to turn the
Speaker 1: volume down a little bit.
Speaker 3: Not safe for work. This one, which is big cock,
Speaker 3: steps in and I'll just cover this one. Mate. You
Speaker 3: sit there, Just relax, mate. So Iggy's come out and
Speaker 3: said how she's making most of her cheddar off this
Speaker 3: only fans. And you'd think it would, you know, the
Speaker 3: traditional way, the good money on there, the way that
Speaker 3: they've been doing it forever. You know, you just a
Speaker 3: bit of a bit of skin, bit of photos, bit
Speaker 3: of videos.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: That's how I'll leave it at that. Use your imagination.
Speaker 3: But no, most of these people are getting the real
Speaker 3: serious bucks through the messages. And it's not just the
Speaker 3: you know, you're not your typical sexting messages, not your
Speaker 3: not your saucy stuff. This is this is it's verging
Speaker 3: on the weird. So creepy, yeah, yeah, okay, creepy vibes.
Speaker 3: He's saying that she's getting a lot of messages from
Speaker 3: men who are willing to give her big bucks to
Speaker 3: say weird shit like like you're a piece of shit,
Speaker 3: and it's a lot of degrading stuff. A lot of.
Speaker 2: They're asking her to say this to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're willing to pay it, says six hundred
Speaker 3: dollars here. I don't really want to say the sentence
Speaker 3: out loud, but I'll give them names. It's like, I'd
Speaker 3: never s that disgusting little fing b if you can
Speaker 3: decode that. So, yes, she gets a lot of these
Speaker 3: weird messages from guys. But hey, I'd be happy to
Speaker 3: just insult people for cash. That sounds like fun. I'll
Speaker 3: degrade people for cash. What about you?
Speaker 1: I mean, price for everything, Brandon, there's a price for everything.
Speaker 1: Don't you forget about that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: My mom really needs to know what only fans is
Speaker 1: or see me on But yeah, interesting, interesting. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it makes me feel a bit better about
Speaker 1: my life because I know there's creepier and weirder people
Speaker 1: out there that I will never reach.
Speaker 2: That level of hopefully. Yeah, and yeah, it just.
Speaker 1: Makes me feel a little bit better about me being
Speaker 1: single and just do my own thing.
Speaker 3: These are the people we're competing with. Surely we're ahead
Speaker 3: of these guys in the race. We're not that weird.
Speaker 3: We can we can get past these guys. I reckon.
Speaker 3: If it's them, then.
Speaker 1: Us a cap between the two.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah.
Speaker 3: But it actually there is a bigger creep right here
Speaker 3: in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Yes, and we need to get into this one. This
Speaker 1: one is insane. Go ahead, this is a wild one.
Speaker 1: Seventy dollars.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is an ad to put up for accommodation
Speaker 3: in Melbourne. And let me start off. This is a
Speaker 3: great deal. You're not going to see another deal anything
Speaker 3: like this Melbourne accommodation in the CBD. Seventy dollars for
Speaker 3: the entire week.
Speaker 1: Wow, what would fain? Housing prices don't matter. You get
Speaker 1: seventy dollars a week, ten.
Speaker 3: Dollars a day. That's quick math. But where's the downside?
Speaker 3: Where's the downside? Well, I can tell you the downside.
Speaker 3: It says this in the ad. I'll read the whole
Speaker 3: thing because it's it's quite inst Bunnings.
Speaker 2: If you find a better price, we'll beat it by
Speaker 2: ten percent.
Speaker 3: This is the sales pitch. If you're coming from an
Speaker 3: international flight, interstate or living out in the suburbs and
Speaker 3: just don't want to go all the way home after
Speaker 3: a long day's work. I can offer you this. I
Speaker 3: have a one bedroom apartment at the bottom of the
Speaker 3: CBD near Southern Cross Station with nice views overlooking south
Speaker 3: Bank Port, Phillip Bay and the Southeastern suburbs. The apartment
Speaker 3: is fully furnished, so all you need is your suitcase
Speaker 3: and ten dollars a night. That sounds great.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a great deal.
Speaker 3: That's he's basically giving it away. But there is one cat.
Speaker 3: The only catch is there's only one bed, so we
Speaker 3: would need to share. A thirty six year old Australian
Speaker 3: man with a professional job, he's decent, respectful of others,
Speaker 3: and he's got a fit body.
Speaker 2: That's where it goes wrong. That's where it goes wrong.
Speaker 3: Where it goes wrong.
Speaker 2: Creepy, but it.
Speaker 1: Got really weird whenever you added the fit body. At
Speaker 1: the end of it.
Speaker 3: I think you're you're going a bit hard on him
Speaker 3: because he says that he's decent and respectful, so you know,
Speaker 3: maybe maybe it's a real head to.
Speaker 1: Foot around to touch the area, Like I mean, if
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping in the same bed, he's not getting much
Speaker 1: room on that bed.
Speaker 3: So and I think he's only brought up that he
Speaker 3: has a fit body because he's just saying that he's
Speaker 3: not going to be taking up much bedroom. So he's
Speaker 3: saying that you're getting a lot of bedroom. He's a decent, kind,
Speaker 3: well respected bloke with a professional job. I don't know
Speaker 3: what that has to do with anything, but ten bucks.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'd look past a lot. It's ten bucks.
Speaker 1: And not we said earlier, Hey, everything's gonna price. There's
Speaker 1: a price for everything.
Speaker 3: Seventy bucks is a bloody good, trust, damn good deal.
Speaker 3: I'd be pitching the couch when I first got there,
Speaker 3: and then I'd read him off that if he goes
Speaker 3: like no, no, no, in the bed.
Speaker 2: If this works, good lord, can you imagine.
Speaker 3: Got to start thinking of is I say?
Speaker 2: Posted by Braiden so weird?
Speaker 3: Moving on, moving on. It's been a while, but we
Speaker 3: need to jump into some of these weird news stories
Speaker 3: mats because they've been just piling up. They send them
Speaker 3: to me, the CN ends of the World. The Florida
Speaker 3: man now jumping into this one because this is a
Speaker 3: ripper man ran out of gas, tells police his vehicle
Speaker 3: was shot at on the I ninety four to get
Speaker 3: a quicker response. Too bad, it wasn't true, police say.
Speaker 3: The investigation a female passenger in the vehicle who called
Speaker 3: state police twice trying to get a response at nada.
Speaker 3: So they called back and said, there's a white man
Speaker 3: in a purple shirt shooting around an AK forty seven.
Speaker 3: So the cops high tailed it out. If you ask me,
Speaker 3: that's smart happened to this point. Smart It takes a
Speaker 3: bit of a twist.
Speaker 2: We're smarter or not harder.
Speaker 3: Because she gets really dumb. After this, the troopers arrived
Speaker 3: at the scene and discovered that no one was injured
Speaker 3: and the vehicle hadn't been shot, so they lied. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you got to do what you got to do
Speaker 3: to get attention. Got to get him out there. Troopers
Speaker 3: investigated and they found out the driver had a suspended
Speaker 3: license and was driving while impaired. The man was arrested
Speaker 3: while intoxicated, and he also had fugitive wares.
Speaker 1: Gosh, I mean, I looked at the title. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at this right now and it says Detroit, and this
Speaker 1: doesn't describe Detroit better than I've ever seen it before.
Speaker 1: Detroit has one of those places.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 1: Gun's very prevalent in Detroit. Crime very prevalent in Detroit.
Speaker 1: I actually think if you call the cops and told
Speaker 1: them there's a shooting, you'd have a less of a
Speaker 1: chance of cops showing up in Detroit than actually just
Speaker 1: saying you ran out of gas.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious. It's kind of smart.
Speaker 1: Until he had all the different warrants and stuff on
Speaker 1: him and he's now going to jail for lying. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if that's like a I mean, like
Speaker 1: not respecting authority of like calling the cops for like
Speaker 1: a fake reason.
Speaker 2: Is that even a lot? I'm not really sure, but.
Speaker 3: Surely that's not a great start. Like it's good smart
Speaker 3: thinking on some kind of level to get police there
Speaker 3: by going like I know, because that's the old thing.
Speaker 3: It's like if you scream help, help, help, no one's
Speaker 3: gonna come help, But if you scream fire, people are
Speaker 3: more willing to come and through lend a hand. So
Speaker 3: they've kind of adopted that theory. But I don't know,
Speaker 3: if you got.
Speaker 2: Warrant again, probably terrible execution.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. All right, we'll finish off with this one,
Speaker 3: because this one, I don't know it's the stuff of
Speaker 3: nightmass residential care facility faces ten thousand dollars fine after
Speaker 3: Iowa funeral director finds woman pronounced dead gasping for air
Speaker 3: in a body bag.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, stuff of nightmares. Oh my gosh, Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah it had it had me too, because I know,
Speaker 3: like some people aren't good with claustrophobia.
Speaker 2: Seriously, that's like the worst way.
Speaker 1: Like one stuff cutting, two in a dark bag, three
Speaker 1: probably getting buried soon.
Speaker 3: So the way this happened six am, sixty six year
Speaker 3: old Resident one because they didn't name it. Because her
Speaker 3: mouth was open, her eyes were fixed, and there was
Speaker 3: no breathing sounds. The nurse was unable to locate Resident
Speaker 3: one's pulse with her stepth escope. She placed her hand
Speaker 3: on her abdomen and there was no movement. All the
Speaker 3: classic signs are dead, right contact of the family. Look,
Speaker 3: I don't even think about this. Yeah, Nana's dead. So
Speaker 3: we'll meet you at the funeral home then at eight thirty.
Speaker 3: So this is all happened in a two and a
Speaker 3: half hour period.
Speaker 2: Phenomenal.
Speaker 3: The funeral home staff unzipped the bag and observed Resident
Speaker 3: one's chest moving as she gasped for air in the
Speaker 3: funeral home called nine to one one. So she's been
Speaker 3: in this bag for two and a half hours.
Speaker 2: You can't laugh at this, braid. This is a serious thing.
Speaker 2: A lady almost died.
Speaker 3: Well she did for a little bit, did she though
Speaker 3: she died a little.
Speaker 2: Certain.
Speaker 3: It's it's detail, it's semantics, really, but so.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't think of anything worse.
Speaker 3: Different levels of sleep with some people not breathing, just
Speaker 3: eyes open, no movement, just just having a nap. Leave
Speaker 3: me alone, put me in a bag.
Speaker 2: Jesus, you would think a noise or something would be made.
Speaker 2: A heavy sleeper.
Speaker 3: They put her into a bag and she didn't wake up.
Speaker 3: She's either very heavy sleeper or she was a little dead,
Speaker 3: just a little dead. But good news. She's back. She's sicking.
Speaker 3: I think she was seeing tennis not long after a
Speaker 3: nine thirty three and a half hours.
Speaker 1: She's out there, she's ready to go, she's ready to attack.
Speaker 3: The day in the funeral home, the Iowa Bowls team
Speaker 3: clean enough.
Speaker 2: You played pickleball.
Speaker 3: But that's that's all we got for the news stories.
Speaker 2: I'm glad to be back, great to see back.
Speaker 1: We've got some iconic things, the water cooler, chatting, the
Speaker 1: news stores from here, they're back in full swing.
Speaker 3: But it's not what everyone everyone's hanging out for our
Speaker 3: most popular segment.
Speaker 2: To make them feel just better about their own lives.
Speaker 3: We pump everyone up by just digging ourselves.
Speaker 2: Wholes, just putting our own selves a bag.
Speaker 3: Of course, we are talking about the dating segment. We
Speaker 3: did put it out there to get some voicemails. Yes
Speaker 3: people delivered. These are some bad dates from some of
Speaker 3: the listeners feedback. Let's jump straight in.
Speaker 5: How's it going, Cocker and Coxy, it's the dazzler here.
Speaker 5: So I met this lady three at work, really enjoyed
Speaker 5: working together, and she wanted my number to go on
Speaker 5: a date. And the day came around, organized this restaurant bak,
Speaker 5: got stood up. Did not hear her for two or
Speaker 5: three days. My next shift when I seen her, she
Speaker 5: was like, oh, I'm so sorry, Like things pop up,
Speaker 5: So I thought, okay, yes, sweet, that's all right. She
Speaker 5: was the one that instigated to have a second date.
Speaker 5: A day came around, did not hear from her, got
Speaker 5: stood up again, Like every shift I'll see her. She's like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry. Things came up, and she'd always hug
Speaker 5: me and say, oh, I really enjoy working with you.
Speaker 5: You make my day so much better. And Indian answers
Speaker 5: gets bad. I kept hoping, but she stood me up
Speaker 5: eight times.
Speaker 4: Yep, eight times.
Speaker 5: I should have given up after two.
Speaker 3: Okay, we shouldn't laugh. We shouldn't laugh at that, because
Speaker 3: it's not just dazz laugh eight a work element really just.
Speaker 1: That's that's audacious by her knowing she's gonna have to
Speaker 1: see in the next day.
Speaker 3: I said last week that my date was a bit
Speaker 3: of a head fuck, but Dazzler eight times.
Speaker 2: Mate, get the hit, mate, Yeah, get Then you got.
Speaker 3: To move on. You're better than that. You deserve better.
Speaker 3: Maybe get out of work, get out of the workplace.
Speaker 3: Let this one go. I hope there's not a ninth
Speaker 3: attenpt to level. Let her go. I hope you let
Speaker 3: her go.
Speaker 2: And I scored through his head at four or five.
Speaker 2: She's a nice lady.
Speaker 3: He was saying, I trimmed some of these down, but
Speaker 3: he was saying he was batting well above. So sometimes
Speaker 3: we've all been there. Sometimes you go.
Speaker 1: Above and beyond for you know the unicorn that you
Speaker 1: know you'll never get yeah.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I reckon let her go if
Speaker 3: you haven't let her go after the eight times you've.
Speaker 2: Actually no, let's see it go to double digit.
Speaker 1: Let's see if we could break the record for how
Speaker 1: many times you've been stood up by one human.
Speaker 3: You've come this far, you're almost don't let her break
Speaker 3: your will mane.
Speaker 2: Past the point of no return.
Speaker 3: You get out last son, don't let her get in
Speaker 3: your head.
Speaker 2: There's still a chat.
Speaker 3: All right, let's jump into another.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, I have a story for you.
Speaker 4: Recently met a guy on Hinge. So on this date,
Speaker 4: at some point he asked me my body count. I
Speaker 4: was honest, and then I asked him his body count
Speaker 4: and he was like, oh, yeah, I'm a virgin and
Speaker 4: I was really shocked. And he's like, oh, I don't
Speaker 4: know why you're shocked. I'm like, well, because you're older
Speaker 4: than me. I expected that. So by the end of
Speaker 4: this date, he's professing his love for me, and I'm
Speaker 4: just like, oh my god, this is very awkward. But
Speaker 4: I'm very horny as well, and he was very horny.
Speaker 4: So went back to his place, fooled around a little bit,
Speaker 4: and it was awful. So by the end of it,
Speaker 4: he was like, yeah, I don't know where I see
Speaker 4: this going. And I was like, you know what, you
Speaker 4: take your time and you think about it. Over the
Speaker 4: course of a few days, he's sending me inappropriate text
Speaker 4: messages and monologue's worth the reasons why we should be
Speaker 4: fuck buddies, And I said, no, okay, so.
Speaker 2: There's so much dissect here.
Speaker 3: There's a bit to unpacked. Me. Let me jump through
Speaker 3: a bit of this.
Speaker 1: First of all, can we start body count? Wild to
Speaker 1: ask that on a date? Never ask the body count.
Speaker 3: I think it was more because he's got to be
Speaker 3: self conscious about his position.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I can't understand that.
Speaker 3: I will jump off the top and say nothing wrong
Speaker 3: with being a virgin. We all start there, yep. So
Speaker 3: I'm just putting that out there. Yeah, we've all been
Speaker 3: in those awkward situations.
Speaker 2: Listening still virgins us too.
Speaker 3: I haven't even seen a boob before. Yeah. I get
Speaker 3: that you're both horny, but maybe stick just try and
Speaker 3: stick to people on the same experience level. You don't
Speaker 3: see Mace go on running around in the under sixties.
Speaker 3: He plays AFL, he messages with AFL guys. No, not
Speaker 3: in that way. I'm trying to trying to make it,
Speaker 3: trying to make a metaphor here that keep going. It's
Speaker 3: going great mess with people in your own experience level,
Speaker 3: That's what I will say. Or if he does come
Speaker 3: out and say he's a urgent, help him through it.
Speaker 3: You've got the experience there. You should be the confident one.
Speaker 3: Help him through this experience. Talk him through. It's all
Speaker 3: about communication. Communication is key.
Speaker 2: Mace of all stuff. He just said, that's the only thing.
Speaker 2: Communication is key.
Speaker 1: Will cut the rest out. Communication is key. That is
Speaker 1: the important thing in these situations. And look, I understand
Speaker 1: they're both trying to communicate, but it's a bit of
Speaker 1: tiptoeing around because it's a bit of an awkward thing,
Speaker 1: I guess in his scenario because of the way the
Speaker 1: world works. But to ask the body counts and then
Speaker 1: come back and go zero, and I mean, like in
Speaker 1: asking her first, she would feel terrible whenever he goes
Speaker 1: zero after she's said whatever the number is, like that's
Speaker 1: a oh man, you just feel like a bit of
Speaker 1: an ass or like just a bit of a you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, just on a different level.
Speaker 3: Maybe if he's asked it because he's insecure about hit
Speaker 3: himself being a virgin. He's really setting himself up there.
Speaker 3: I'd rather just get into the fact.
Speaker 2: That you're a vergent off the top.
Speaker 3: Don't be like, oh, one hundred and ten Yeah, good numbers,
Speaker 3: good numbers. Well, I haven't got off, I haven't left
Speaker 3: the crease yet.
Speaker 2: You've donned up get the century.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't know. There's a bit to work
Speaker 3: through there, guys, but I hope communication.
Speaker 2: Revrecation is key. That's all we got out of here.
Speaker 3: We got there. Thanks for sending in your voice mails.
Speaker 3: Loved hearing from you. Keep them coming. Link in the
Speaker 3: bio Brighton.
Speaker 1: I've dived into your life a little bit. I want
Speaker 1: to get a bit of an understanding. So I have
Speaker 1: done the unthinkable. I've downloaded the big I don't even
Speaker 1: want to give it a word because we don't have
Speaker 1: a sponsor for this dating podcast yet. We're looking to
Speaker 1: get him at rhymes worth bingch bingch and cringe.
Speaker 2: This dating app I have downloaded.
Speaker 1: I've done a bit of research, chunked a few photos
Speaker 1: app and I've learned a few things about the dating world.
Speaker 2: Brandon, and you've.
Speaker 1: Talked about this app you've talked about going on dates
Speaker 1: from this app. I've got like a top five or
Speaker 1: top six or seven things I've learned, right, it's about two.
Speaker 2: Weeks, three weeks on the app over there.
Speaker 1: It's done a bit of R and D research, and
Speaker 1: I've come to the realization of the females on here
Speaker 1: that I've seen every girl there's at least one dog photo.
Speaker 1: I guarantee check, Am I correct?
Speaker 2: You can?
Speaker 1: You can?
Speaker 2: You can? You can double check these?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Every girl has at least one festival photo or a
Speaker 1: photo of.
Speaker 2: Her in a bikini showing her body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely check.
Speaker 1: A lot of girls will do the little photo, the
Speaker 1: cheeky bum shot, you know, just a little little it'll
Speaker 1: last out, showing a little little skin.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: They look back over the show the shoulder, and.
Speaker 2: All I can think is who's taking the photo?
Speaker 3: Friends look after friends?
Speaker 1: Friends look after friends? Well, maybe we need to add
Speaker 1: that to our profile. Who knows.
Speaker 2: Every girl there?
Speaker 1: I feel like cause something that says you have to
Speaker 1: be okay with subtle bullying. Ozzie girls are ruthless, cheeky banter.
Speaker 1: Ruthless cheeky banter are subtle bullying. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: a very attractive thing for women in this country.
Speaker 3: People always put you they gotta have some cheeky banter,
Speaker 3: and then you like launch into this cheeky banter and
Speaker 3: they're like, how is your weekend? Is the weather good today?
Speaker 3: Be boot boom boom.
Speaker 1: Well, if you're more attracted to the friend than the
Speaker 1: person that's actually popped up on the actual app, how
Speaker 1: do you approach that.
Speaker 3: I have thought this a lot of times, because it'll
Speaker 3: be your match, thinking that you're swiping the friend, and
Speaker 3: then you'll find out that it's the other person in
Speaker 3: the picture. There is no way that you can really
Speaker 3: be like, hey, I don't know how to say this,
Speaker 3: but I thought you were your friend. Is there any
Speaker 3: way that you could pass me on to her? It's
Speaker 3: kind of on you. If you're posting a picture and
Speaker 3: you're the lord's their fault. You're less attractive than your
Speaker 3: friend that you're posting. Only post pictures with your ugly friends.
Speaker 3: That's that's common sense. It's ruthless, Isn't that just common said?
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go out for a night on the
Speaker 3: town with bloody Chris Hemsworth and be like, man, Chris, no,
Speaker 3: he's too good. Looking I post mole people on the ball. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so there is a few, like the girls that will
Speaker 3: have every single one is just a group group photo,
Speaker 3: group photo. The hell are Yeah, yeah, the one the tattoo.
Speaker 3: You got a tattoo and it's on your arm, so
Speaker 3: you've got to kind of put your arm up into
Speaker 3: your phone like.
Speaker 2: Trying to find something to break. The ice asked the
Speaker 2: question about the random tattoo like.
Speaker 3: A bit of a twit. The ones that don't answer
Speaker 3: the prompts to give you anything to ask questions off,
Speaker 3: they they're just miserable little why be on the app?
Speaker 3: Every every single person, every single person that's like it's
Speaker 3: like the promp will be like, convince me that dating
Speaker 3: apps are a good idea. Oh, you're a legend.
Speaker 2: Together, we can delete this app.
Speaker 3: Together, we can come up with a good story of
Speaker 3: how we didn't meet on an app. How about it's
Speaker 3: twenty twenty three. Half the planet is meeting on apps.
Speaker 3: Get over it. Everyone's meeting on apps. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: weird if you didn't meet on an app. So yeah,
Speaker 3: there's plenty of things like that. I would say, and
Speaker 3: I leverage this on my profile, But apparently every guy,
Speaker 3: and you can correct me out there if I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: Every guy's got a puppy pick, every guy's got a
Speaker 3: shirtless gym selfie. Every guy's got a picture of him
Speaker 3: posing with a dead fish, or every guy's got a
Speaker 3: picture of him like in front of his car or
Speaker 3: just his car, not even him in front of his car.
Speaker 3: So guys, guys are from any of this. I just
Speaker 3: got a new bouldering pick of me climbing, climbing the boulders.
Speaker 3: I do have the dog picture in there. The funny
Speaker 3: thing about mine is like he's a puppy in the picture,
Speaker 3: but he's like as so long's he's turning ten soon?
Speaker 2: Suit? Oh gosh, them tricking them.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a few other things that happened to me.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of an interesting thing. There's there's
Speaker 1: three women who didn't believe I was actually the person
Speaker 1: that I am.
Speaker 2: See. They all thought it was a fake profile, which
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Didn't know how to convince him otherwise, And you can't
Speaker 1: send a selfie on this app.
Speaker 3: So maybe it's a good strategy. It's like, I don't
Speaker 3: believe you're you meet up with me in person?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's actually a good point. There was ten
Speaker 1: plus women that opened up with I'm still upset about
Speaker 1: the twenty eighteen prelim final.
Speaker 3: Oh my kid, that's not a good open.
Speaker 1: It's the worst opener you could possibly have with me.
Speaker 1: Don't ever talk about footy with me. Off the bat,
Speaker 1: And there was there's so many things. One of the
Speaker 1: things that I'm a very cleanly person, right, and this
Speaker 1: was a no go for me, was the selfie in
Speaker 1: the bedroom, right whatever, I'm okay with that, But the
Speaker 1: bedroom in the background being an absolute tornado is ripped
Speaker 1: through the bedroom. There's clothes everywhere, and you were just
Speaker 1: the most discussing human. Whenever it comes to cleaning in
Speaker 1: you're on bathroom. Sorry, bedroom. It's like a car. If
Speaker 1: you get into a dirty car, the person is a
Speaker 1: dirty person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, dirty profile, dirty person. Speaking of dirty. If
Speaker 3: they're all bikini picks, right, and there's one of them,
Speaker 3: you know, drinking a coffee or reading a book or something, men,
Speaker 3: you gotta like that one. It's a no brainer. Don't
Speaker 3: like the one in the bikini. It's a trap. Like
Speaker 3: the one of them reading the book. Do yourself a favor,
Speaker 3: like the one of them reading the damn book. I
Speaker 3: don't know what.
Speaker 2: She's so obvious it's the book you want.
Speaker 3: That's my one tip. But I did this is a
Speaker 3: little funny one. So we did put out a thing
Speaker 3: on socials to say, hey, jump on, leave us your
Speaker 3: dating stuff. I didn't get a DM through our account,
Speaker 3: she said. Awkward moment, right, awkward dating story. This one
Speaker 3: time Mason Cox liked my photo on hinge. I got
Speaker 3: really excited and replied to him and he left me hanging. Mason,
Speaker 3: let's chill. This is going to be on the pod
Speaker 3: for sure. Thanks for them, she said, you're welcome to
Speaker 3: be precise. This was Monday. So I because I've been
Speaker 3: asking you how's hinge going? And You're like, no, I'm
Speaker 3: not even really touching it. I'm not even I'm not
Speaker 3: even on it. Do I even have it on my phone? Still, well,
Speaker 3: you got busted, she said, this was Monday's time stamped it.
Speaker 3: I should have got screen is, I should have got receipts.
Speaker 1: Kimmie, I want the name so I can go back
Speaker 1: and find it. Just apologize because I'm sorry. Jane Doe,
Speaker 1: whoever you are.
Speaker 3: Now we know do you respond to any you mean
Speaker 3: on any Hinge dates.
Speaker 2: I haven't got on any Hinge dates.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: I have responded and talked to people on it. Well,
Speaker 1: I said, some people don't believe it's actually me on there,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: But I have.
Speaker 1: There's some interesting people I've learned. I've learned I keep
Speaker 1: my circle quite small. So whenever I get out to
Speaker 1: the open, you know, out to the paddocks of the
Speaker 1: Australian public, I come to realize that there's some interesting
Speaker 1: people and people that spell their name with about six
Speaker 1: different whys. Alisha just shut out, just has a silent
Speaker 1: f or PhD there, it's it's a it's a wild world.
Speaker 2: It's a wild world out there.
Speaker 1: It's been very, very interesting, and I think I think
Speaker 1: for maybe one of the next episodes coming up, I'll
Speaker 1: dive into maybe another app and I'll give another kind
Speaker 1: of rundown of another app in my thoughts on what's
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the endless pursuit for a sponsor, Yes, the Yeah.
Speaker 3: The one thing that I found with Hinge is oh
Speaker 3: you bet well. I don't know about you, but I
Speaker 3: bet above. But never go on dates. Yeah, okay, bumble
Speaker 3: much more realistic, but just having Hinge you like there's
Speaker 3: a little carrot, and then Tinder is just Tinder is
Speaker 3: just like girls looking for people to help them with
Speaker 3: their only fans content.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we're gonna get real desperate for a sponsor.
Speaker 1: For getting to that point.
Speaker 6: Hey, as we've talked about a price, everyone has a price, Brandon,
Speaker 6: let's wrap it up everyone.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. That is the entertainment podcast of
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