WEBVTT - Mason's Near-Death Experience ☠️ Dating Masterclass 🥰 BUSTED In DMs 😨 0:00:06.760 --> 0:00:09.159 Welcome back to the Mason Cox Show. Now today is 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:13.720 the entertainment podcast. We've got the water Cooler chat, Everyone's favorite, 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:16.720 Braidon Cox's Stories of the week. We've got some dating 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:19.239 segment all you best believe there's some interesting stuff coming 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:21.720 up in there. Your truly decided to download Hinge over 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:23.840 the weekend, so we're going to go into that. And 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:27.720 we also have a fan stories on the voicemail coming up. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:37.360 It is all in this episode starting now. All right, 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:40.400 let's kick it off, starting with Braiden Cox. Welcome to 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:40.880 the podcast. 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:41.160 Mate. 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:44.920 Get ee. Yes, I've been sitting here and I'm dying 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:48.440 for you to tell people this story because you told 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:51.280 me about it and you just broke it to me 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:53.720 suddenly when we were out shooting the other day. And 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:59.120 as serious as it is, it's hilarious. I'm gonna lie, 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:03.080 it's blundy hilarious. You've had some eye issues over the journey. 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:06.920 People know about it, but you've had a new incident. 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:08.600 Can you tell take us through it. 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:10.120 I went to the doctor a little check up, right, 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:11.880 little check up, and then doctor was like, hey, Mason, 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:13.120 you've got a stitch in your eye that we need 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:14.920 to pull out. It's just worked its way to the surface. 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.280 And this I must say, this doctor, right, he's about 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:21.039 five foot four or five of five. He's a smaller human, right, 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:22.360 and I'm a massive human. 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:22.560 Right. 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:24.399 And he goes and he pokes at my ard. He 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:26.760 pulls the stitch out, and I start getting lightheaded, and 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:29.080 like anyone that's ever passed out gets light headed, it 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:31.040 goes red and then it goes bang black. 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:31.600 You're out. 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:33.959 And the next thing I know is I wake up 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.440 to this little doctor holding his legs, holding my legs 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:38.360 above his head. 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.080 Trying to get the blood to flow back to my heart. 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:43.679 He goes, Mason, you've just passed out. I was like, 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:44.680 holy shit. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.480 Man, yeah I did. That was wild, dude. I was like, 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:49.800 that's just crazy anyway, So, yeah, that happened. I saw 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:52.120 my life flash before my eyes. I didn't know if 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:53.560 I was going to wake back up from getting an 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:56.200 eye a stitch out of my eye. And here we 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:59.720 are today. I'm still alive, still kicking, but almost almost 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:01.160 cat Over the weekend. 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.840 I've got a couple. It's a two parter so stitch 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:07.200 in your eye. I don't even how, you know, how 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:09.639 does that all work? Like like a stitch. Like when 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:11.440 you cut your hand, you get a stitch in your hand. 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:13.760 Yep, exact same thing. But it's like so whenever you 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:15.520 have a stitch sometimes I'll work its way to the surface. 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:17.799 Apparently the same thing happened from cataract surgery. It was 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.200 the last eye surgery. I had a major one and 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:21.520 a stitch had come up to that and it was 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:23.160 kind of scratched my lid, but I don't really think 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:25.359 anything of it, and then he kind of pulled it out. 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:26.919 And the last thing I kind of really remember is 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:29.400 him just like putting this little pocket thing and putting 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:30.840 the stitch in there, and then it was just like 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:33.239 went from that to just blackout. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:34.880 And I would walk up. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:39.839 With this little man holding my humongous trunks above his head, going. 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:42.720 Oh my gosh, are you okay? I was like, yeah, 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.320 I'm good, man, I think I passed out. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:50.160 Your hope, it's not like a roof or something. 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:53.840 No, no, No, the doctor I have as a great man. 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:55.639 I would never talk any ill will about him. He's 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:58.119 fixed my eyes. He's given me a sense back, which 0:02:58.160 --> 0:02:59.079 is pretty crazy. 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:01.359 So when you were under you didn't did you see 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:04.679 a light? Did you see maybe another life. Did you 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.320 see you're holding up the flag you got the premiership? 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:09.520 Did you see what did you see in that? 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:12.040 In that moment I tripped about us talking about benefit, 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:16.800 I think, oh, I don't even remember. 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:17.880 It was just like a flashlight. 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:19.480 It was one of those like a million ideas came 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:20.679 into your head at once, and then all of a 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.360 sudden you come out of it, like whenever you come 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:22.680 out of. 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:24.359 A dream and you're like, what did I just dream about? 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:24.560 Again? 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:25.359 I don't even remember? 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:28.720 And then I was like, okay, like I'm alive still, Okay, 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:29.119 that's good. 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.240 I'm not living in a matrix. I don't think, like 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:32.560 we're back into the real world. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.440 That's good. It's a I'll tell you about a story 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:36.840 that I that is nothing like that. 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:37.800 What do you go for me? 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:38.160 So? 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.880 When these are always good? When I was, can I 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:42.640 can I just preface this? Last time you kind of 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:44.400 told one of these stories, I feel like, was you 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:46.320 going to hospital for essentially? 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:50.040 Well, was it your something to your nut? One of 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:51.440 your testicles is a bit sworn. 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:54.520 I had some I had some traumas. Let's leave it 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:57.280 at that. No, this one was much more innocent. But 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:00.360 I was at school and a part. So we had 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:03.160 all these palm trees at our school school in the country, 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:06.520 country life, and one of the palm frongs had fallen down, 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:07.800 which is like the branches on. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:08.840 A palm tree. 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:11.120 We were playing with it. The teacher came over and said, 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:14.240 don't be playing with the palm frongs, which is you know, spiky. 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:17.040 So I was playing with the palm frong because no 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:18.599 one tells me what to do. I'm a bad boy 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:22.359 rebel with that. And yeah, I was seesawing on this 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.120 palm frong and it stabbed me in the leg, like 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.560 one of these barbs stabbed me. Yeah, So I went 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:29.719 to the nurse's office. She's looking around in there with 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:32.440 the little torch and stuff. She said, Yah, you're all right, 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:37.039 get back out there, champion. And it was like months later, 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.039 like three to six months later. I was sitting at 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:41.440 a mate's house and it had healed over. But when 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:43.920 I was sitting down, there was like a little thing 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:48.080 underneath my skin like poking out this to this point. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:51.719 So I went to the hospital and they cut opened 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:54.360 my leg and pulled out this palm frong that had 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:57.040 been in my leg under my skin for you know, 0:04:57.120 --> 0:05:01.200 three or six months, and they were saying they all 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:04.559 came over and took photos with me holding this palm 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:08.280 from on the thumbs up and stuff, and yeah, they 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:11.359 were like, oh, you're really lucky because if normally the 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.840 way it works is like that stuff works its way 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:16.640 through to your bloodstream and then if a palm frong 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:20.280 like goes through your bloodstream to your heart, you're not 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:24.720 You're not in the best nick. So yeah, lesson in 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:27.200 all this. Listen to your teachers. They don't listen to 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:32.880 the nurse exactly anyway. So that was my little story. 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:36.200 But nowhere near is you know your eyes are important, Yeah, 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:38.400 don't want to. Don't go messing with you. 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:41.120 Think sweezers is someone pushing and like priming a stitch out. 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:42.920 Not the greatest thing you probably want. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:45.559 A few times lately, every time I look at you, 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:51.520 your left eye is just it's gonna twinkle. That's good 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:53.560 for the hinge profile, which we will talk about later. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.760 So speaking of, let's jump straight into the water cooler 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:00.400 chat because we've been aching for it. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:06.280 My golly, things have everyone's been asking about it. Everyone's gone, mate, 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.159 I've got nothing to talk about at work. I'm waiting 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.520 for this water cool chat. So without a further ado, 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:12.719 we're gonna get into it because there's some big things 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:15.760 happening in Australia right now. Ed Sheeran and Harry Styles 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:20.400 are making panties drop all over Australia. I'm telling you, 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:24.600 women are just going nuts for these two. They are 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:27.120 absolutely crazy. I'm telling you ninety nine percent of fans 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.520 of these two guys got to be women. If we 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:31.400 need to find a girlfriend, I feel like we just 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.560 need to buy Harry Style tickets or Ed Sheering tickets 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:34.440 for their next concert. 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:35.760 Is that it? I thought you were going to say, 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:37.919 we're going to learn how to play the guitar and sing. 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:42.520 Nah, that takes way too much effort. It's such a way. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:47.200 I don't mind that tactic, but no, I think if 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:50.800 Ed's dragging them in, I reckon, we got hope because. 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:52.520 It is giving hope to a lot of men out there. 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:55.040 He's very, very talented and I have been through an 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:58.960 Ed Sheeron concert and it was very good. Like the 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:01.880 way that he can control an audience it's just him 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:05.400 and his guitar. It's it's quite impressive. But at the 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:09.080 same time he is a little ranger so it's allowed 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:12.640 to say that. Now that out he is giving us 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:15.280 all hope. Harry Stars. On the other hand, I don't 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:19.119 think his songs are great, but he's the opposite. Yeah, 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:22.760 he has the looks which you can't really argue with Kenya. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.160 He's like the new John Mayor of our generation. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.120 Oh my god, I don't get John Mayer. I don't understand. 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:30.920 Is that what am I missing there? 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:32.800 John Mayer body is a wonderland. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:34.640 He seems so pretentious. 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:39.880 Yeah, but sing absolute god of a voice. And he's 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:42.800 a guitar like, can play guitar crazy. Well, yeah, he's 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:43.760 got everything a woman wants. 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:45.920 He's one of those people joking when you go camping 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:48.600 or whatever. It's like, oh, actually I did I did 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:51.080 pack my guitar. I must have got to take it 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:51.680 out of the car. 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.600 I've actually got in my back pocket here. I'm ready improved, 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:59.480 it's already tuned. Yeah, they're in time and there's some 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.760 crazy things and some women have actually slept overnight just 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:04.000 to be able to get his merchandise. Like it's these 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:06.600 people are gone absolutely crazy. The BoA's like the little 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.000 feathered Boas have actually gone to the point where they're 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:16.680 sold out in Melbourne. Yes, yeah, the feather bow has 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.280 got different meaning to us. I feel like than the 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:21.080 old the laddies up today with Harry Styles, but they're. 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:21.440 Sold that man. 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:24.080 I'm telling you these people, them too, have just gone 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:26.880 and made Australia absolutely stir crazy at the moment, just 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:29.400 absolutely nuts for these people and love this. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.440 Time of year. You got the Harry Styles, You've got 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:34.520 the Edd Chearings, you got the Chili Peppers, post Malone. 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:37.679 We're bubbling. We're just bubbling away. 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:40.080 Suppost alone, like I mean, we're putting him up there 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:41.199 with Harry Styles and that cheering. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:44.520 I think he's more of a hit with the dude. 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:47.880 He's like I would have to hang out with Posty 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:50.079 drink showies girl like. 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.400 The bad boy though all bad boy. I'm telling you 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:54.080 that's Posty. It's not right. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:57.000 As bad as you can get out of this. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:02.880 I once out a hom tree. Believe in my leg. 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.280 What about that pr I'm going to get my pr pr. 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:05.720 Well. 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.959 From one artist to another, we have some iggy Azelia 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:12.640 News and a great Australian, great Australian, one of the 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:14.160 best about Earth. 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.520 Do you can find her on only fans? 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.600 Apparently that I like that she's she's going, I'll let 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:21.040 you kind of take over from her because I think 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:23.720 there's some language in here that might be needed to 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:25.480 be censored. So if you have children in the car, 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:27.959 just be aware that this might needed to turn the 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:28.960 volume down a little bit. 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.920 Not safe for work. This one, which is big cock, 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.400 steps in and I'll just cover this one. Mate. You 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:39.440 sit there, Just relax, mate. So Iggy's come out and 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.720 said how she's making most of her cheddar off this 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.720 only fans. And you'd think it would, you know, the 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:46.600 traditional way, the good money on there, the way that 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:49.079 they've been doing it forever. You know, you just a 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:51.800 bit of a bit of skin, bit of photos, bit 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:52.319 of videos. 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:52.640 You know. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.040 That's how I'll leave it at that. Use your imagination. 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:57.840 But no, most of these people are getting the real 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:00.880 serious bucks through the messages. And it's not just the 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.800 you know, you're not your typical sexting messages, not your 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:06.720 not your saucy stuff. This is this is it's verging 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:11.040 on the weird. So creepy, yeah, yeah, okay, creepy vibes. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.720 He's saying that she's getting a lot of messages from 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:16.480 men who are willing to give her big bucks to 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.760 say weird shit like like you're a piece of shit, 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:23.439 and it's a lot of degrading stuff. A lot of. 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:25.640 They're asking her to say this to them. 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:28.360 Yeah, so they're willing to pay it, says six hundred 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.640 dollars here. I don't really want to say the sentence 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:35.319 out loud, but I'll give them names. It's like, I'd 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:39.439 never s that disgusting little fing b if you can 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:43.480 decode that. So, yes, she gets a lot of these 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.360 weird messages from guys. But hey, I'd be happy to 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:49.000 just insult people for cash. That sounds like fun. I'll 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:51.560 degrade people for cash. What about you? 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:55.600 I mean, price for everything, Brandon, there's a price for everything. 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:56.760 Don't you forget about that. 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:57.240 I don't know. 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.280 My mom really needs to know what only fans is 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:03.360 or see me on But yeah, interesting, interesting. I mean, 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:04.960 I think it makes me feel a bit better about 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:07.280 my life because I know there's creepier and weirder people 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:08.840 out there that I will never reach. 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:11.920 That level of hopefully. Yeah, and yeah, it just. 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.000 Makes me feel a little bit better about me being 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:15.679 single and just do my own thing. 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:20.160 These are the people we're competing with. Surely we're ahead 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:23.880 of these guys in the race. We're not that weird. 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.600 We can we can get past these guys. I reckon. 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:28.080 If it's them, then. 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:32.320 Us a cap between the two. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:35.240 Oh god, yeah. 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.640 But it actually there is a bigger creep right here 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:38.280 in Melbourne. 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:40.240 Yes, and we need to get into this one. This 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:42.840 one is insane. Go ahead, this is a wild one. 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:43.880 Seventy dollars. 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:44.160 Wow. 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:47.080 Yeah, this is an ad to put up for accommodation 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.719 in Melbourne. And let me start off. This is a 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.880 great deal. You're not going to see another deal anything 0:11:54.040 --> 0:12:00.160 like this Melbourne accommodation in the CBD. Seventy dollars for 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:01.360 the entire week. 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:05.640 Wow, what would fain? Housing prices don't matter. You get 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.160 seventy dollars a week, ten. 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:11.800 Dollars a day. That's quick math. But where's the downside? 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.760 Where's the downside? Well, I can tell you the downside. 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:18.000 It says this in the ad. I'll read the whole 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:20.040 thing because it's it's quite inst Bunnings. 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:21.760 If you find a better price, we'll beat it by 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:22.400 ten percent. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.839 This is the sales pitch. If you're coming from an 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:30.440 international flight, interstate or living out in the suburbs and 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:32.840 just don't want to go all the way home after 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:36.040 a long day's work. I can offer you this. I 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:38.880 have a one bedroom apartment at the bottom of the 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:43.360 CBD near Southern Cross Station with nice views overlooking south 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:48.040 Bank Port, Phillip Bay and the Southeastern suburbs. The apartment 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:52.119 is fully furnished, so all you need is your suitcase 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:54.680 and ten dollars a night. That sounds great. 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:55.760 That sounds like a great deal. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:13:00.000 That's he's basically giving it away. But there is one cat. 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:04.760 The only catch is there's only one bed, so we 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:09.440 would need to share. A thirty six year old Australian 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:13.880 man with a professional job, he's decent, respectful of others, 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:15.480 and he's got a fit body. 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:17.720 That's where it goes wrong. That's where it goes wrong. 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:19.160 Where it goes wrong. 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:20.040 Creepy, but it. 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:23.760 Got really weird whenever you added the fit body. At 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:24.360 the end of it. 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:28.120 I think you're you're going a bit hard on him 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:31.400 because he says that he's decent and respectful, so you know, 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.880 maybe maybe it's a real head to. 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:38.360 Foot around to touch the area, Like I mean, if 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:40.319 I'm sleeping in the same bed, he's not getting much 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:41.200 room on that bed. 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:43.160 So and I think he's only brought up that he 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:46.600 has a fit body because he's just saying that he's 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:49.120 not going to be taking up much bedroom. So he's 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.199 saying that you're getting a lot of bedroom. He's a decent, kind, 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:56.200 well respected bloke with a professional job. I don't know 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:59.040 what that has to do with anything, but ten bucks. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:04.920 I mean, I'd look past a lot. It's ten bucks. 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:11.040 And not we said earlier, Hey, everything's gonna price. There's 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:12.160 a price for everything. 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:15.320 Seventy bucks is a bloody good, trust, damn good deal. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:18.120 I'd be pitching the couch when I first got there, 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:20.520 and then I'd read him off that if he goes 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:22.440 like no, no, no, in the bed. 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:26.080 If this works, good lord, can you imagine. 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:27.440 Got to start thinking of is I say? 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:30.640 Posted by Braiden so weird? 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:35.200 Moving on, moving on. It's been a while, but we 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.680 need to jump into some of these weird news stories 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:42.600 mats because they've been just piling up. They send them 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:45.760 to me, the CN ends of the World. The Florida 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:49.000 man now jumping into this one because this is a 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:52.520 ripper man ran out of gas, tells police his vehicle 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:54.440 was shot at on the I ninety four to get 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:58.760 a quicker response. Too bad, it wasn't true, police say. 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:03.040 The investigation a female passenger in the vehicle who called 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:06.800 state police twice trying to get a response at nada. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:09.840 So they called back and said, there's a white man 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:13.400 in a purple shirt shooting around an AK forty seven. 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:16.040 So the cops high tailed it out. If you ask me, 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:21.200 that's smart happened to this point. Smart It takes a 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:22.000 bit of a twist. 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:23.680 We're smarter or not harder. 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:27.760 Because she gets really dumb. After this, the troopers arrived 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:29.840 at the scene and discovered that no one was injured 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:32.960 and the vehicle hadn't been shot, so they lied. Yeah, 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:34.320 but you got to do what you got to do 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:37.080 to get attention. Got to get him out there. Troopers 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:40.400 investigated and they found out the driver had a suspended 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:44.400 license and was driving while impaired. The man was arrested 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:48.280 while intoxicated, and he also had fugitive wares. 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:54.000 Gosh, I mean, I looked at the title. I'm looking 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:55.880 at this right now and it says Detroit, and this 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:59.360 doesn't describe Detroit better than I've ever seen it before. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:00.840 Detroit has one of those places. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:01.040 One. 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:05.240 Gun's very prevalent in Detroit. Crime very prevalent in Detroit. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.160 I actually think if you call the cops and told 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:08.720 them there's a shooting, you'd have a less of a 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.120 chance of cops showing up in Detroit than actually just 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:12.280 saying you ran out of gas. 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.200 It's hilarious. It's kind of smart. 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.280 Until he had all the different warrants and stuff on 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:21.440 him and he's now going to jail for lying. I 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:23.080 don't even know if that's like a I mean, like 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.920 not respecting authority of like calling the cops for like 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:26.560 a fake reason. 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:28.760 Is that even a lot? I'm not really sure, but. 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:31.760 Surely that's not a great start. Like it's good smart 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:35.640 thinking on some kind of level to get police there 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:37.920 by going like I know, because that's the old thing. 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.840 It's like if you scream help, help, help, no one's 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:43.560 gonna come help, But if you scream fire, people are 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:46.440 more willing to come and through lend a hand. So 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:50.400 they've kind of adopted that theory. But I don't know, 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:51.200 if you got. 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.920 Warrant again, probably terrible execution. 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:57.400 Oh my god. All right, we'll finish off with this one, 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:00.560 because this one, I don't know it's the stuff of 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:05.639 nightmass residential care facility faces ten thousand dollars fine after 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:11.400 Iowa funeral director finds woman pronounced dead gasping for air 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:12.480 in a body bag. 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:17.560 Oh my gosh, stuff of nightmares. Oh my gosh, Oh 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:18.080 my god. 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:21.359 Yeah it had it had me too, because I know, 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:24.040 like some people aren't good with claustrophobia. 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:25.880 Seriously, that's like the worst way. 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:29.920 Like one stuff cutting, two in a dark bag, three 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:31.280 probably getting buried soon. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:34.959 So the way this happened six am, sixty six year 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:40.680 old Resident one because they didn't name it. Because her 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:43.320 mouth was open, her eyes were fixed, and there was 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:48.400 no breathing sounds. The nurse was unable to locate Resident 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:52.760 one's pulse with her stepth escope. She placed her hand 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:55.639 on her abdomen and there was no movement. All the 0:17:55.680 --> 0:18:00.680 classic signs are dead, right contact of the family. Look, 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:04.280 I don't even think about this. Yeah, Nana's dead. So 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:06.840 we'll meet you at the funeral home then at eight thirty. 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:08.280 So this is all happened in a two and a 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:09.240 half hour period. 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:10.040 Phenomenal. 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:13.240 The funeral home staff unzipped the bag and observed Resident 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:17.280 one's chest moving as she gasped for air in the 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:19.960 funeral home called nine to one one. So she's been 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:23.600