1 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: Woods. You struck upon a horror out of the front 2 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:10,760 Speaker 1: of work. 3 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 2: Absolutely first horror, someone had the hutzba, the nerve to 4 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 2: take my car park here at work. And upon closer inspection, 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 2: looking through the window of the car, I did notice 6 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,759 Speaker 2: that it was producer Lj's car. 7 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,319 Speaker 3: You need to look through the window to see that. 8 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 3: Surely made. It's a bright orange wrap to you. You 9 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 3: can't miss that. 10 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 2: No, she sold that, she sold that times are tough 11 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 2: on the island. She she's got the pulsar now, so 12 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 2: I didn't miss. 13 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:42,559 Speaker 3: Idea constructor, How will people know you're a lesbian anymore? 14 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 1: LJ? You've lost your big beacon. 15 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 2: But I did look through the window and will I 16 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 2: mean what I saw on the passenger seat has absolutely 17 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 2: disgusted me. 18 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 4: So you've seen this photo. Will I sent it to 19 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 4: you straight away? You know I had to talk to 20 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 4: you about it, but on her. 21 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 2: Passenger set and LJ, you're here in the studio, so 22 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 2: you'll be able to explain yourself in a second. 23 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 4: I'll start light. 24 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 2: So there's just like a VIC sniff stick, which I 25 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 2: was like, uh, kind of weird. You're not sick and 26 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 2: you've got a VIC sniff stick. 27 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 1: There. 28 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 4: That's interesting. 29 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 2: Then just like a paper bag, and I spoke to 30 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 2: you about the paper I was like, what's in the 31 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:16,680 Speaker 2: paper bag? 32 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 4: And she goes, oh, it's a chop chip cookie, little 33 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 4: treat for after the shore. 34 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 2: I was like, okay, so he just left that on 35 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,320 Speaker 2: your passenger seat there. But here's where it gets interesting. 36 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 2: An open burger box. It's a Maca's burger box. And 37 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 2: then it's just two buns, both buns still in the box, 38 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 2: and then just the remnants of like a sloppy, wet 39 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 2: lettuce all through the box. So LJ, would you mind 40 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 2: explaining yourself here? 41 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 4: You've made that sound a lot. 42 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: Worse than it is. 43 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 4: If you want to see it, go to our instagram. 44 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: Far from it. It's not far from it. Woods. 45 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't call logy. 46 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 5: So let's get specific about the burger bone in the box. 47 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 5: It was a new chicken spicy, right, so quite spicy 48 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 5: says spicy. 49 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 4: It says on the on the side. Fety makes spicy. 50 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 4: It's what it says on the side. 51 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 5: When I got it, a bit of spice would be lovely, 52 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,359 Speaker 5: but it was too spicy. 53 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: So what I did it was too spcy. 54 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 5: I took the chicken out the bonne and he hit 55 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 5: the chicken and I left the bone that had all 56 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,560 Speaker 5: the super spicy sauce. 57 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 4: Okay, so I get all of that there, well, J. 58 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,639 Speaker 2: But why do you leave the buns on your passenger 59 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 2: say while you're up here working put them in the bin, mate? 60 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,919 Speaker 4: Do you want to know the real trigger? 61 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,799 Speaker 5: And I've not told you this. So I'd actually had 62 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 5: them spicy the night before for dinner, right. 63 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,640 Speaker 1: Right, ray, So. 64 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 4: Wreck actually gets worse. 65 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 2: And so. 66 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 5: That morning I boiled a couple of bays swimming breakfast 67 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 5: and I got in the car and as I was 68 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 5: the method, they were a bit dry. 69 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 1: So I m. 70 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 4: And did my eggs in the oh from the night before. 71 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 5: It really resourceful. 72 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 4: I mean, I agree with. 73 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 2: You as a tight ar, I kind of respect it. 74 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 2: I kind of respect it a little bit as a tights. 75 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,679 Speaker 2: But it's disgusting. Now LJ, we've spoken about this a 76 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 2: bit more today. You are of the belief that right 77 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 2: now on the roads people listening to us, there are 78 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 2: people who will be able to look left and have 79 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 2: a look at their passenger seat. Yes, and you think 80 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 2: there'll be a lot of people out there who have 81 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 2: a more disgusting thing than their passengers. 82 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 5: I don't think it's discussed. Then let me put me 83 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 5: put my sort of stunts down right now. 84 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 6: It's not discussed. 85 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: Put your stunts down right now, shall we. Let's put 86 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 1: it right down next to that burger box on your seat. 87 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 5: I would argue that there are many people in this 88 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 5: country driving right now and they could look look across 89 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 5: to their left and look at their seat and think 90 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 5: it was completely normal to see a bit of carnage 91 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 5: and a bit of a bit of stuff going on. 92 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: Get around me, Australia. 93 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 3: It's not a bad shower. That can be pretty ranked 94 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 3: those seats. But I don't know if anyone's going to 95 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 3: be beating two vacant buns in a rank post egg 96 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 3: dipped spicy night before sauce. 97 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 1: I reckon, that's got the cake. Surely. 98 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 2: I'm happy to put the call out there though. Thirteen 99 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 2: one oh sixty five is our number. Have a look 100 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 2: to your left, everyone, Do you have more carnage to 101 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 2: use your expression there? 102 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 6: LJ? 103 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 4: Do you have more carnage on your passenger seat? Right now? 104 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 4: What's on there? Help LJ? 105 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:50,279 Speaker 1: Because right now Jackie's called take them up next? 106 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 2: Jackie you've looked left. What's on your front seat? 107 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 6: Well, I've probably got about three weeks worth of rubbish 108 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 6: and cans and leftovers from on my passenger seat. So 109 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 6: I'm a little bit worse than l J. 110 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 4: Yes, Jackie, detail what is it? Talk to me, Jack? 111 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 6: I have a blt leftover half sandwich from breakfast. I 112 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 6: have about a rubbish bag full of cans and bottles 113 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:25,480 Speaker 6: within my car. I have got rubbish some previous meals 114 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 6: that I've eaten in my car. 115 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 2: Do you have like an annual event where you where 116 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 2: you do a cleanse or. 117 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 6: Is it like And then I take on my cans 118 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 6: and my bottles into cash for change and I get 119 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,719 Speaker 6: about eight bucks. 120 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 4: I actually respect that's pretty good. 121 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 3: I'm going to make an assertion here woulds and I 122 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 3: reckon I might be stereotyping a little bit, but I'm 123 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,479 Speaker 3: going to go out of a live and say that 124 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 3: I reckon women's cars in general is going to be 125 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 3: worse than blokes cars. 126 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: I reckon, No, I don't. 127 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 3: And I think that in general, I think that women 128 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 3: can live in more mess than men. 129 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,839 Speaker 1: And I know that sounds a bit outright, that. 130 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 3: Goes against the stereotype, but I'm always blown away at 131 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 3: the amount of havoc that women can safely function in. 132 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 4: My partner Mim can be very guilty of. 133 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 2: You know, that little secret pocket in the door of 134 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,840 Speaker 2: your kinda little lying, that little pocket that's in the 135 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,599 Speaker 2: Oh my god, the stuff she puts in there is 136 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,120 Speaker 2: truly a po I don't. 137 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:26,440 Speaker 3: Think it's secret, dude, I don't think it's just it is. 138 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 2: Hey, Roy, mate, what's on the passenger seat next to you? 139 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 4: Mate? 140 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 6: I've got a spilled up and go? 141 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:43,480 Speaker 4: Yes, how long has the milk spill been there for? Roy? 142 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 2: Just yesterday, John, just yesterday. 143 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 4: It's been sitting there for twenty four hours. 144 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 1: Doesn't it stink? 145 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 6: No, that's Carl, it doesn't go off. 146 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 5: Also, thank you Roy for coming on and just biting 147 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 5: away theory there that it's just wmen. 148 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, he just had one. He just had one up 149 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 1: and go. 150 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 3: I'll remind you that Jackie pretty much had all of 151 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 3: Aisle four in died and. 152 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: Then put on her passenger seat. So he just had one. 153 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 4: Let's go, and now we've got another female. We've got 154 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 4: Kirsty here, Kirsty, you've had a look left. What's on 155 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 4: your passenger seat? 156 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:26,240 Speaker 6: I've got quite a few items in my car. But 157 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 6: what's really spunk to mind is the fact that I 158 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 6: boy chocolate breaker on Friday morning to go to work 159 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 6: with and I didn't drink it at all, and it's 160 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:39,000 Speaker 6: on my It wasn't my floor, but obviously it is 161 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 6: curdled and it's not it's not very healing anymore. And 162 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 6: I can see the and my mouth is watering. I've 163 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,400 Speaker 6: done this. I've played this game before where you've opened 164 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 6: up and you've smelt it, and I know what it's like. 165 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 4: Is not very nice, Kirsty, Kirsty, live smell. We all 166 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 4: want a live smell. Yes, smell smell. 167 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 6: I can't wait for dinner. I'm looking forward to dinner. 168 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 6: I played this game before. You know when you've got kids. 169 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 4: I've got kids, Casey, we don't play this you have children. 170 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 6: Is there anything else I can help you? Work? I 171 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 6: can help you? 172 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,600 Speaker 7: Wanted to see anything else I. 173 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:36,000 Speaker 6: Can help you? 174 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,440 Speaker 2: Every single business phone call that you make will ends 175 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 2: with that question, is there anything else I can help 176 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:44,200 Speaker 2: you with? 177 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 4: Now? For too long we've dismissed this question, but they 178 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,439 Speaker 4: are literally saying, is there anything else I can help 179 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:49,720 Speaker 4: you with? 180 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,040 Speaker 2: So we are exploiting that question by calling businesses, and 181 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,520 Speaker 2: every time they say that question, we asked for their 182 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:55,880 Speaker 2: help with. 183 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:59,079 Speaker 4: Something completely random. Now, well, I called the Port Elliott 184 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 4: Bakery earlier today, and I mean, this just got weird. 185 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,600 Speaker 2: I couldn't possibly have expected it to go this way, 186 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,679 Speaker 2: but I ended up speaking to this woman for about 187 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 2: thirty five minutes. She was refusing, at least to stop 188 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 2: asking the question is there anything else I can help 189 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,439 Speaker 2: you with? And then, because I'm stubborn as well, I 190 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,520 Speaker 2: was like, well, I'm not ending this phone call. I'm 191 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:24,319 Speaker 2: not going to stop until you stop asking that question. So, look, 192 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,200 Speaker 2: I'm not going to play thirty five minutes of audio 193 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,960 Speaker 2: for you guys, because you know who's got your thought 194 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,960 Speaker 2: about it. 195 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:33,560 Speaker 1: I did campaign you. You suggested a separate podcast feed. 196 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,880 Speaker 2: But what we are going to do is we're going 197 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,079 Speaker 2: to We're going to play the phone call and then 198 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,720 Speaker 2: at certain parts we're it's going to fast forward through 199 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,560 Speaker 2: bits and then it will just pick up a different 200 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:47,679 Speaker 2: moments throughout our thirty five minute epic conversation. 201 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,880 Speaker 3: So and please, when you listen to this, think if 202 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:53,440 Speaker 3: everybody who had to listen to this live whole time, 203 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,440 Speaker 3: Seven people. 204 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,880 Speaker 1: Just listened to this for forty minutes. 205 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:05,199 Speaker 4: Enjoy Ellie Bakery. This is HI. No how you're going Hi, 206 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:08,320 Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you really good. Thank you? Just 207 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 4: quick one. Do you have any custod tarts? 208 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,080 Speaker 7: We do have custard tarts. We have fake custard tarts 209 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 7: or fat custard tarts. 210 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,880 Speaker 4: Unreal. That's awesome, that's. 211 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,520 Speaker 7: All you wanted. Can help you with anything else? Well? 212 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, this is just a bit of a fight 213 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:34,440 Speaker 2: that's gone in my house. Tomato sauce, fridge or pantry. 214 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:40,800 Speaker 7: We fridge in this country, not where I'm from, but 215 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,240 Speaker 7: in Australia, in the fridge. 216 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,440 Speaker 4: And I agree with you, and I agree with you. 217 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:47,560 Speaker 7: That's excellent. Can I do anything else for you today? 218 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:48,880 Speaker 1: Sure? 219 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 2: So again, this is just something that's stressing me out 220 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:57,120 Speaker 2: a bit. I like chest hair. I'm thinking about shaving 221 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,440 Speaker 2: my chest hair, but I don't know. I don't know 222 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,719 Speaker 2: how I feel about what do you think chest hair? 223 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,400 Speaker 4: Good or bad? 224 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,200 Speaker 7: I like chest hair, personal preference. 225 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, I might leave it. 226 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,920 Speaker 7: Then a man not a woman? 227 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,640 Speaker 4: Well, sure, I'm a man, so I should. I'll leave mine. 228 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,080 Speaker 7: That's excellent. Can I help with anything else? 229 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:17,560 Speaker 4: Sure? 230 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:19,600 Speaker 6: Probably? 231 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,319 Speaker 7: Angelina When Harry met Sally. 232 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:22,880 Speaker 1: She was a. 233 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:27,920 Speaker 7: Definitely Oh Pek Ryan Walker's cheese and onion, can't get 234 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:31,280 Speaker 7: them here. Can I help you with anything that's Port 235 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 7: Elliott Baker related today? 236 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:39,360 Speaker 2: No, no, actually, I think that's all good. Sorry, just 237 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 2: before you go as well. My name is Woody. I'm 238 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,439 Speaker 2: calling from a radio station. I do a show called 239 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 2: Will and Woody, and we were just testing the question 240 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,840 Speaker 2: that people ask at the end of phone calls of 241 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:55,360 Speaker 2: can I help you with anything else? You just kept 242 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:58,120 Speaker 2: asking a lot. 243 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:05,480 Speaker 4: It is extraordinary customer service. I'm blown away. 244 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,839 Speaker 7: Nice to talk to you. Have a good day. 245 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,720 Speaker 2: You two see buddy. Bye bye. 246 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,200 Speaker 3: Well, they're obviously run off their feet down at the 247 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,640 Speaker 3: old Port Elliott Bakery. 248 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:19,000 Speaker 1: I tell you what. I can barely catch their breath 249 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:23,920 Speaker 1: down there. Oh my gosh. 250 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,880 Speaker 2: It struggled to get out of the store after buying 251 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 2: your custard tart. Wouldn't you have tears up for a chat? 252 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 2: But I mean amazing service though, So get on down 253 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 2: to the bort Elliott Bakery and get yourself a custom 254 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,600 Speaker 2: tart and a conversation about anything. 255 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,360 Speaker 1: Woods. 256 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:48,720 Speaker 3: As you know, Semini are in the process of redecorating 257 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,880 Speaker 3: our house effectively just filling it with different stuff. And 258 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,880 Speaker 3: it gave me a very expensive thing to do. 259 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:58,000 Speaker 2: Tell us about the chair, the Burns orange chair that 260 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:01,320 Speaker 2: had to be brought to Australian in a wooden crate. 261 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 3: I believe, don't know what you're talking about, but it 262 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 3: can be a very expensive task. So what she's doing 263 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:13,360 Speaker 3: instead is she's spending a lot of time on auction 264 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:17,760 Speaker 3: house websites getting secondhand things, and nice secondhand things from 265 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 3: auction websites can actually go. 266 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,560 Speaker 1: For a steal. But hilariously, and I didn't know this. 267 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,400 Speaker 3: Auction house websites are often used by very wealthy people 268 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:30,280 Speaker 3: to fleece apartments or properties of theirs that they can't 269 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 3: be bothered going into and like reselling. Okay, So and 270 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,600 Speaker 3: when I say very wealthy people, I mean like big 271 00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:41,839 Speaker 3: dog celebrities have apartments all over the world that they 272 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,079 Speaker 3: often just you know, need to get rid of, want 273 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,920 Speaker 3: to loosen up a bit of spare change. So when 274 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,240 Speaker 3: she was on Christie's this auction site the other day, 275 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,680 Speaker 3: she saw that Elton John was selling a whole bunch 276 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,199 Speaker 3: of stuff from his apartment in Atlanta. 277 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,000 Speaker 2: No, no way, what are we talking? 278 00:13:59,200 --> 00:13:59,920 Speaker 4: What are we talking? 279 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,120 Speaker 1: Everything. 280 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 3: So they literally so he pays Christie's to go into 281 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:08,280 Speaker 3: the house, itemize the house, and then sell it online. Okay, 282 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:13,080 Speaker 3: so we're talking chairs, we're talking TVs specifically for her though, 283 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,440 Speaker 3: because she was like, you know, obviously the chairs, the TVs, etc. 284 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,000 Speaker 3: They're going for a lot of money. It's all in 285 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 3: US dollars. But she reached out to me like, this 286 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,640 Speaker 3: is really cool. What do you think there's a pair 287 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 3: of blue Prata Elton John sunglasses on here which are 288 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,400 Speaker 3: going for two hundred US dollars. 289 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,120 Speaker 2: It's not necessarily helping with the refurbishment of your house, 290 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,600 Speaker 2: but I mean the idea of getting Elton John the 291 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,200 Speaker 2: sonnies is pretty awesome. 292 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 3: Pretty awesome, right, I mean Elton John renowned for wearing 293 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:48,040 Speaker 3: sunglasses that was his trademark, and for two hundred US, 294 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,920 Speaker 3: I imagine he would have bought them for like probably 295 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 3: a couple of thousand US, or maybe Prata even made 296 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,280 Speaker 3: bespoke sunglasses for him, given that it's Elton John. So 297 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,120 Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, two hundred US dollars 298 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 3: doesn't seem like a lot for that. 299 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,280 Speaker 1: You may as well just chuck a. 300 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 3: Bid in who knows, So for this okay, So she 301 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 3: put the bid in. 302 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,160 Speaker 1: About a week later, I. 303 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,800 Speaker 3: Asked her, you know, how it all went, and we 304 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,400 Speaker 3: went online together and it turns out that the sunglasses 305 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 3: went for twenty thousand US. So you know, we went 306 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 3: in with an early one there, but somebody came home 307 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 3: with the chuckies. And we realized very quickly that we 308 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 3: were a small fish in a big pond. Yeah, you 309 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 3: and I, like you know, might trawl around on fiver 310 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,240 Speaker 3: dot Com for. 311 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,520 Speaker 1: A deal, whereas other people. 312 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,440 Speaker 3: You know, this is kind of like a billionaires fiver 313 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 3: Christie's auction house. 314 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,200 Speaker 1: I wonder what I can get for you know, what 315 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 1: for them. 316 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,000 Speaker 3: Is a drop in the ocean, which is our house 317 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 3: deposit for a normal person. So look, we were very 318 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,840 Speaker 3: much out of our leg But what I thought might 319 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,360 Speaker 3: be fun because Sam's so invested in this, she thought 320 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,800 Speaker 3: this was awesome, is if we called her back right 321 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:55,520 Speaker 3: now as the auction house and basically said to her, look, 322 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,240 Speaker 3: you missed out on the Sunnies. 323 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 1: We saw that your bid on the Sunnies. 324 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 3: However, we also understand that there are some people out 325 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,280 Speaker 3: there who are still sniffing around for some Elton John 326 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 3: stuff and who might not be able to afford the couches, 327 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,520 Speaker 3: the TV's, the sunglasses. But we also found one of 328 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 3: his fingernails on the bathroom floor. 329 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,840 Speaker 1: Love this, How do you feel. 330 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,080 Speaker 2: That one of those small bins? How do next to 331 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,360 Speaker 2: his toilet? Well, maybe to see toilet brush? We have 332 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,880 Speaker 2: Elton John's toilet brush. Here the starting bid one hundred 333 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 2: US you really or just like? 334 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:27,560 Speaker 1: What do you like? 335 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 4: Clothes like? 336 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 2: Socks like we have three pairs of socks which we 337 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,440 Speaker 2: believe mister John would wear. 338 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,520 Speaker 3: That might have been one of our auctioners, but we 339 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,120 Speaker 3: can't be exactly sure either way. 340 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,120 Speaker 1: It has been in Elton John's department. Look, you and 341 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 1: I I ogon, let's ever. 342 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,320 Speaker 3: Think about some more things we could do. Our button 343 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 3: busher tum does a great n accent. Let's call it 344 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,440 Speaker 3: right out next as the auction house and get her 345 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:51,080 Speaker 3: to see what we can pay for something from Elton 346 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:56,120 Speaker 3: John's apartment, even if it is just a tiny fragment 347 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:00,160 Speaker 3: of a tea bag which they'ound right down. 348 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,560 Speaker 1: Bag tea bag. That's good. 349 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:08,200 Speaker 3: I found out a couple of days ago that Sem 350 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,919 Speaker 3: has been trawling through Christie's auction house, which is this 351 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 3: like international auction house which is famous for essentially vacate 352 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:23,560 Speaker 3: cleaning very famous people's homes or third or fourth homes 353 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,880 Speaker 3: of their shit when they decide that they don't want 354 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:32,359 Speaker 3: to go there anymore. So recently Sem found that Elton 355 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,119 Speaker 3: John had an apartment in Atlanta that he was. 356 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,000 Speaker 1: Getting rid of. He's getting rid of all. 357 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,520 Speaker 3: The stuff in Atlanta brilliant Christie's auction house. 358 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,680 Speaker 1: They sell all the stuff. 359 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,120 Speaker 3: Now, this might it's out outrageous, but she also found 360 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 3: a pair of blue Priora sunglasses on there. Originally they 361 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,560 Speaker 3: are listed for two hundred US, but it's an auction house. 362 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 3: They ended up going for twenty thousand US. So I 363 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:59,919 Speaker 3: just thought it's outrageous. It's outrageous. This whole thing is ridiculous, 364 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,040 Speaker 3: yes exactly, But given our ridiculous cities, I thought we 365 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,880 Speaker 3: could play in that area because I want to call 366 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,880 Speaker 3: her now as the auction house and basically say to her, look, 367 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,760 Speaker 3: she's missed out of the Sunnies by nineteen thousand, eight 368 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,840 Speaker 3: hundred US dollars, But there are a whole bunch of 369 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:20,119 Speaker 3: other things in the apartment that you know, are still 370 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 3: still up for grabs. 371 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,560 Speaker 1: I mean, they've got to get rid of everything. Of 372 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,360 Speaker 1: Elton's not just the sunnies and the TVs. There's there's 373 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,280 Speaker 1: everything in there. 374 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,160 Speaker 3: So I've asked out Button Bush and tom to call 375 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,880 Speaker 3: her as Christie's auction house with a very pompous voice. 376 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, she knows all my voices unfortunately, So I think 377 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,880 Speaker 2: Tommy's the right man to step about. 378 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes you want. 379 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,040 Speaker 2: But I think here, I know during the song that 380 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,479 Speaker 2: we were talking about what we can be offering Sam, 381 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,080 Speaker 2: I think it's the really little things that there would 382 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:47,639 Speaker 2: be a lot of. 383 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,520 Speaker 4: So I think cutler is a really good idea. 384 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 1: Yes, July spoon or something teaspoon. 385 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,200 Speaker 2: Significant of the cutlery set right so that he would 386 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,679 Speaker 2: have fifty tea spoons. 387 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,280 Speaker 1: So I let's go tea bag like that. 388 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:03,640 Speaker 3: You know, I'm sure there's been a few of them 389 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,560 Speaker 3: in Elton's place over the sun brilliant. 390 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,680 Speaker 1: Let's call her right now. 391 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,960 Speaker 3: I've got to warn you before we do call her 392 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 3: that I've given you a Dutch number, so this might 393 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,000 Speaker 3: all be a bit funky, and she's probably gonna answer 394 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 3: in Dutch, so. 395 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:21,960 Speaker 1: You'll have to push through that. God's bit him. This 396 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,320 Speaker 1: is sorry, Have I got the right number? Is that? 397 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:25,600 Speaker 5: Sem? 398 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,040 Speaker 1: It's Philip calling from Christie's auction house. 399 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 8: Oh sorry, I was expecting a call from Sorry, I'm 400 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:31,399 Speaker 8: so sorry. 401 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,960 Speaker 1: Oh no, that's fine, that's fine. 402 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,760 Speaker 9: We saw you put a beard on a pair of 403 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,560 Speaker 9: blue Prata sunglasses from Elton John's flat in Atlanta. 404 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,920 Speaker 1: Yes, I did. Yes, great. 405 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,240 Speaker 9: Well, I'm actually reaching out to you because we've got 406 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,440 Speaker 9: a few more of Elton's John's chattels that we're trying 407 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,080 Speaker 9: to get rid of. 408 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,959 Speaker 1: And uh, we were wondering if you'd be interested in 409 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,399 Speaker 1: any of these items that we have. 410 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,480 Speaker 6: Wait, are you for real? 411 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,000 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we've still. 412 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:06,200 Speaker 9: Quite an extensive list. I know that you wanted the sunglasses, 413 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,800 Speaker 9: and I saw that you put in well a bit 414 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,160 Speaker 9: of low fiscal liquidity, but. 415 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:17,359 Speaker 1: We do have Sorry for his language, Well, we just. 416 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,720 Speaker 9: Do have some other items here. So I do have 417 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,640 Speaker 9: a teaspoon left over from Elton John's apartment that's going 418 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,480 Speaker 9: for one hundred US dollars, Yes, a teaspoon. Would you 419 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,480 Speaker 9: be interested in a teaspoon? 420 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,639 Speaker 1: No, you got any other stunnies? 421 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:31,240 Speaker 6: Well? 422 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,919 Speaker 1: No, actually, wait, wait. 423 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,080 Speaker 5: I have. 424 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,920 Speaker 9: Was it the sunglasses that you were that you were 425 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:38,640 Speaker 9: interested in? 426 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean I'll take a teaspoon. 427 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:42,880 Speaker 6: Jesus. 428 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,919 Speaker 1: Okay, so you would go for the teaspoon. It is 429 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,760 Speaker 1: going for one hundred US dollars? 430 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:53,960 Speaker 9: Okay, great, yes, absolutely, yes, I've got I do have 431 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 9: quite quite a few teaspoons here, if I. 432 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 1: Can go on. I've also got a roll of toilet paper. 433 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:07,400 Speaker 9: That's okay, okay, great, Uh, and let me just run 434 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,280 Speaker 9: through a couple of other things. 435 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,879 Speaker 1: I've got one tea bag. 436 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,560 Speaker 4: Wait, this is not true, this is not. 437 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,880 Speaker 1: I am serious. We have so much of Elton John's. Well, 438 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: let me put a bluntly crap that we're. 439 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,640 Speaker 5: Trying to But why are you calling me? 440 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,480 Speaker 9: Because we saw that you did him for the sunglasses? 441 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:31,280 Speaker 9: Look with this listing from Elton's John's apartment in Atlanta, 442 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,000 Speaker 9: I do have one of his toenails going for five 443 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:34,760 Speaker 9: U S dollars. 444 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,399 Speaker 1: How about Cossie's joke book. 445 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:51,520 Speaker 2: Let's you were willing to pay one hundred US dollars? 446 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,360 Speaker 4: I feel like you were blowing that for red teaspoon. 447 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,520 Speaker 4: I would have played like five hundred. 448 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,240 Speaker 1: From God? 449 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 4: Can't you want? 450 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:02,320 Speaker 1: Absolutely? 451 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,680 Speaker 3: If I have Elgin John's teaspoon, ablutely afraid it would 452 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,600 Speaker 3: like best Elgin John's teaspoon. 453 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,560 Speaker 1: I got it. 454 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,560 Speaker 4: It's five hundred dollars. It actually is too bad. 455 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:17,800 Speaker 1: Actually, got to talk bad. 456 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,600 Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, when you break it down, when you break 457 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,440 Speaker 3: it down, it's so funny. 458 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm here for a second. 459 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 3: The weird thing is that you're spending your spare time 460 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,960 Speaker 3: trawling through Elton John's ship in an apartment he doesn't 461 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:34,760 Speaker 3: live in anymore. I'm broadcasting in the Netherlands for the 462 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,479 Speaker 3: next couple of weeks, visiting Sam and her family, and 463 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,960 Speaker 3: I asked people to call for one of. 464 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,520 Speaker 1: Six ' five. 465 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,199 Speaker 3: What do you hate that your child has picked up 466 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:46,639 Speaker 3: off your partner? Because yesterday we went down to Leider, 467 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 3: which is about about a now forty minutes south of Amsterdam, 468 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:56,639 Speaker 3: which is where Sammy's mum and dad live, and Max 469 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,359 Speaker 3: has been down there for a couple of days staying 470 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,159 Speaker 3: with her grandparents, which has been great for them to 471 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:01,919 Speaker 3: have some time together. 472 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,879 Speaker 1: And we went out on a boat together. 473 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,920 Speaker 3: Frank has like a little boat that you can take 474 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,160 Speaker 3: through the canals of Lighter and if everyone's been absent 475 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,240 Speaker 3: or light and they've got these beautiful waterways that you 476 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:10,879 Speaker 3: can take these. 477 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,440 Speaker 1: Small boats through. 478 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:12,080 Speaker 4: Brilliant. 479 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,119 Speaker 1: It's really nice, it's really really lovely. 480 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:20,840 Speaker 3: What's not lovely, however, is that Max is two years 481 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:25,840 Speaker 3: old and she discovered that there was a horn in 482 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,240 Speaker 3: the boat. 483 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,119 Speaker 1: Now you know me? Do you know me? 484 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,119 Speaker 3: Probably better than anyone. One of my favorite things to 485 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,520 Speaker 3: do is to annoy people. 486 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:39,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one of my favorite traits of yours. 487 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:39,960 Speaker 1: Will. 488 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,840 Speaker 4: I just love being around it, and so does the team. 489 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:46,959 Speaker 3: I don't know what it is, but what it's just 490 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:51,120 Speaker 3: something about annoying people that just lights me up. I'm 491 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,159 Speaker 3: a pest. I am a pest, and once I know 492 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,199 Speaker 3: that there's a button there, I've got to push it. 493 00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:01,879 Speaker 3: And so I'm going to play some audio. But basically 494 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,719 Speaker 3: Max picked up the horn and I've never been more 495 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,720 Speaker 3: proud of the father. She immediately saw on Sem how 496 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,879 Speaker 3: much Sem. 497 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:17,640 Speaker 1: Aged just I think. 498 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,320 Speaker 3: I don't know if we put this video on our socials, 499 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,040 Speaker 3: but you can just hear me laughing in the background. 500 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,679 Speaker 3: And what you're gonna hear is you're gonna hear the 501 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,359 Speaker 3: horn getting cut off every now and then that's Sam 502 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,679 Speaker 3: putting her hand in the horn. 503 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:43,840 Speaker 1: The audio, Oh Maxie any mean at the gate? 504 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,359 Speaker 4: Just shogging sound at his age, shogging sound. 505 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,439 Speaker 3: See, And once she knew that, I started liking it, 506 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,920 Speaker 3: Like she was just like, this is the best gear ever. 507 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: Mum hates it, Dad loves it. 508 00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 3: And sim as we got off the boat, she literally 509 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,199 Speaker 3: said to me, she was like, I hate that she 510 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 3: has got that off you, and I couldn't be happier. 511 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,000 Speaker 3: And so right now, what I want to do is 512 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:17,080 Speaker 3: just tap into a whole bunch of really salty parents 513 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:18,560 Speaker 3: out there who are listening to this and who can 514 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,639 Speaker 3: empathize about the fact that their child has picked up 515 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,000 Speaker 3: something off their partner. 516 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,119 Speaker 1: That they're just livid that they absorbed it. 517 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,880 Speaker 2: We've got Crystal here, Will Crystal, your daughter learned saying 518 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:27,560 Speaker 2: off your husband? 519 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 6: Oh, yes she did, she absolutely did. 520 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,040 Speaker 4: Yes, what is it? 521 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,760 Speaker 6: So he picks things up with his toes, so he's 522 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,080 Speaker 6: got like his toes are like fingers. 523 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,879 Speaker 10: So my three year old will grab. 524 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:46,679 Speaker 6: Things, mostly the TV remote and pass the TV remote 525 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,760 Speaker 6: poo me with to toes. 526 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,359 Speaker 4: That's just impressive. 527 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 1: That's awesome, disgusting, impressive. 528 00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:58,680 Speaker 2: I've got a big list of this will like, I 529 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,160 Speaker 2: don't mean to do it is, but it really does 530 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,719 Speaker 2: annoy mim. But one time, Remy and I were having 531 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 2: a shower and we were I was counting to three, 532 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,679 Speaker 2: and every time on three, I would get watermouth and 533 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 2: spit on her face, right, and she was laughing and laughing. 534 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,200 Speaker 2: It was awesome, right, And then she's on my face 535 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,720 Speaker 2: and it was it was great right. 536 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 4: So Mim is currently trying to teach Remy how to count. 537 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,399 Speaker 2: So as she goes one, two, and then as soon 538 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,600 Speaker 2: as she says three, Remy just sits in her face. 539 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:36,680 Speaker 3: Fast three thirteen, one oh six five. What do you 540 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,240 Speaker 3: hate that your child's picked up off your partner? It's 541 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,000 Speaker 3: bloody frustrating because once it's in there, it's very hard 542 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:43,560 Speaker 3: to get out. 543 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:48,680 Speaker 1: Sean's called on thirty and one oh six five. Shawnee, 544 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,280 Speaker 1: here you there go it. Now you're you're the perpetrator. 545 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: You're the pest. 546 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:52,199 Speaker 4: Like me. 547 00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,200 Speaker 3: That's that's managed to palm off a pretty annoying little trait. 548 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,560 Speaker 8: Well it wasn't actually me. It was my fyl past 549 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,679 Speaker 8: off on to my daughter. 550 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,000 Speaker 1: Ah, oh no, what is. 551 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,719 Speaker 8: It shitting at the dinner table, picking her nose and 552 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,399 Speaker 8: eating it while we're trying to have dinner? 553 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 1: Oh it's a shocker. 554 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 4: Sure, sorry? 555 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,359 Speaker 2: Is it exclusively when you're sitting down for dinner that 556 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,359 Speaker 2: she decides to go for a dig for some girl. 557 00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,680 Speaker 8: Yes, it's time. 558 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:24,600 Speaker 1: That's it called seany. 559 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,000 Speaker 3: Cynthia's called thirty one and six five, Cynthia, this is 560 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:27,400 Speaker 3: your son. 561 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 6: Hello. 562 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:33,760 Speaker 10: Happy Wednesday to you as well, she thinks you so yeah. 563 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,800 Speaker 10: I've got a husband that is extremely regimented in everything 564 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,240 Speaker 10: that he does in life, and he thinks that it's 565 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,360 Speaker 10: amazing that he teaches our children this too. And our 566 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,240 Speaker 10: four year old, since he was about three, has this 567 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,240 Speaker 10: process of going to bed where he's kiss cuddle, water, 568 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:53,160 Speaker 10: magnesium magnese. So he wants a kiss in this order, 569 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,359 Speaker 10: I kiss a cuddle and it's got to be cold 570 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,879 Speaker 10: water from the fridge. It can't be tap water. And 571 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,800 Speaker 10: then we have to spray his feet with magnesium and rubert. 572 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:02,280 Speaker 6: In that. 573 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 3: Oh my god, wood, he Remy is cooked in that instance. 574 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,680 Speaker 1: The bit just the routine. If she watches you. 575 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,480 Speaker 4: She's already picking up so much. Mate. 576 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,800 Speaker 2: Another one from me is she's now eating peanut butter 577 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,360 Speaker 2: out of the jar. 578 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,320 Speaker 4: Like I didn't know. I didn't think she was. 579 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,040 Speaker 2: Watching me, but Mim sent me a video the other 580 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,040 Speaker 2: day and she was like, look what's happening, And Remy 581 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,200 Speaker 2: was out of the peanut butter jar. Straight in the mouth, 582 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,920 Speaker 2: and then the other one, which is probably worse, definitely worse. Actually, 583 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,160 Speaker 2: when when I when I passed win, when I fart, 584 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,560 Speaker 2: Remy goes ooh. 585 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,960 Speaker 4: And then if she. 586 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,040 Speaker 3: If because I would like like a surprise in her 587 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,480 Speaker 3: theater shirt when the pantomime villain walks out. 588 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,840 Speaker 2: It's like a magic trick to her. She puts her 589 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,840 Speaker 2: hand over and she goes ooh. And then and then 590 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,320 Speaker 2: to really celebrate the she taps me on the bum. 591 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,840 Speaker 2: So she gives me a little tap on the bum 592 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 2: after I've parted. So I get this, Mim, if mim, 593 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,800 Speaker 2: I mean mim very rarely passes wim. But if mim 594 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 2: passes at home, Remy had ninety what was going on? 595 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,920 Speaker 2: And Remy goes and then taps her on. 596 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 1: That is. 597 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:31,160 Speaker 3: Hopefully she doesn't start doing it just to worry. 598 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,520 Speaker 1: That's always the concern. In the house. It's fine, but. 599 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,920 Speaker 3: Once it goes outside those four walls, we've got Mark, 600 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,760 Speaker 3: who's called Mark. 601 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,400 Speaker 1: This is something that your partner taught your kid. 602 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,840 Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not what she taught her. 603 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,200 Speaker 8: It's what she heard my partner say, which she constantly 604 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:47,640 Speaker 8: tells me. 605 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,760 Speaker 4: Now okay, yeah, she calls me a rat. 606 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 1: Oh, she 607 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,440 Speaker 10: Says that she says that in good context, though, Yeah, 608 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,120 Speaker 10: to go and get her shoes on it, she'll go, oh, 609 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:00,640 Speaker 10: you're rat.