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Speaker 4: I've named quite a few dogs breakfast, so I.
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Speaker 2: Now, Hey, good morning, welcome to Friday's Breakfast Show. Then,
Speaker 2: in a word, this morning, I am relieved that these
Speaker 2: one last night finally round four. This is our afail
Speaker 2: was Doug Its calls into me. Now. So I did
Speaker 2: a little stand up gig last night, and afterwards a
Speaker 2: couple of the comments were like, we're gonna go and
Speaker 2: put a couple of beers. I was like, nope, get home.
Speaker 2: I want to watch the I legit back after the gig, No,
Speaker 2: no time for beers. Afterwards, I wanted to watch the
Speaker 2: game and I put my birthday ugs on that you
Speaker 2: all currently got me for the first time. You never
Speaker 2: tried ugs on before in my life. Amazing?
Speaker 4: Oh good, you're converted.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 2: Yeah. My only question is so I put an Instagram
Speaker 2: photo of me and joining the game where my new
Speaker 2: birthday hugs and divided opinion. People were saying, no, not
Speaker 2: what about the ugs, just about whether or not you
Speaker 2: meant to have socks on. So I had socks in
Speaker 2: the ug and some people going, oh, no, you shouldn't
Speaker 2: have socks, and the people going that's the right way
Speaker 2: to wear them. Yep.
Speaker 3: I don't know too much about ugs. I would guess socks,
Speaker 3: but it's out of my head. When you don't have bugs,
Speaker 3: I don't have uggs anymore.
Speaker 2: My children assured me you led the get him a
Speaker 2: pair of Hugs campaign as a birthday present.
Speaker 3: No, I was just put in charge of talking to
Speaker 3: them about would you want some rugs? And what size shoe?
Speaker 2: Are you right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm not. Actually, I don't know too much about uggs.
Speaker 2: Have you got ugs? Perhaps, wonders under in a night
Speaker 2: dressing uggs a lot.
Speaker 4: I used to wear uggs, but I have downgraded to
Speaker 4: moccasins now, which is the shoe of in the west.
Speaker 2: No, it's no, it's awful. That kind of lattice of
Speaker 2: pie stop crusted around it.
Speaker 4: I look like poker hunters in them.
Speaker 3: Noson's pats. I know, I know what you mean. They
Speaker 3: are the poor man.
Speaker 2: Moccasins are there at the beginning of your life when
Speaker 2: you're a little kiddie, and then at the end that
Speaker 2: literally is saying you've given up on life. If you're
Speaker 2: rocking around in moccasins.
Speaker 4: Mate, there's no uggs in the West. We can't afford
Speaker 4: to go up the lake, so we stop at the ankle.
Speaker 2: So did you guys bother watching a game last night
Speaker 2: where you're praying that we were going to lose the game?
Speaker 3: It was a bit scrappy. Hard I love Nate Jones performance.
Speaker 2: He stop did he was like a beastly yesterday.
Speaker 4: Three goals Nathan Jones bittered.
Speaker 2: Three goals all right, Bruce, Yes he did.
Speaker 4: That's best on ground for the Demons.
Speaker 2: Look, she's on boy today. This is great. Patsy. How
Speaker 2: are you this morning? You're looking forward to your week?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: I am, but I'm a bit annoyed. Why we went
Speaker 4: out for lunch yesterday? I had a counter meal. We
Speaker 4: had family in town.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we met him. Yeah, they came in on
Speaker 2: the show yesterday.
Speaker 4: I had a blast, thank you very much. Anyway, I
Speaker 4: didn't feel like much lunch, so I wanted to order
Speaker 4: a kiddie meal, because you know, big meals at the pubs,
Speaker 4: they're like massive. I don't want a big, massive meal anyway.
Speaker 4: She didn't want me ordering as in the lady behind
Speaker 4: the county She said, oh no, sorry, you can't order
Speaker 4: a kid's meal for yourself.
Speaker 2: Perhaps I do this sometimes, right? You don't say you
Speaker 2: don't say it's for you? Did you say it's for you?
Speaker 4: I said, oh, look, I think I'll just have the
Speaker 4: kids fish and chips. She said, no, you can't.
Speaker 2: What does it bother them, whether or not we're having
Speaker 2: a small much less waste. He cares smaller stuff for them.
Speaker 2: It's easier and quicker. What do they care?
Speaker 4: I don't know? Anyway, I said, well, what if it
Speaker 4: was for my seven year old and she was having
Speaker 4: the margarita pizza and the fish and chips, and she
Speaker 4: kind of just rolled her eyes into the the back
Speaker 4: of your head, which went down well for me. At
Speaker 4: two o'clock on a on a Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 2: What did you kill joy? You know, when people just
Speaker 2: stick to some stupid little system by some crappy manager
Speaker 2: and there was no one else, some joyless little twerp somewhere.
Speaker 4: There's nowhere, no one else in the restaurant either, So
Speaker 4: it's like you should be glad that I'm here anyway,
Speaker 4: I won in the inn, so that's all right, well done.
Speaker 2: You stuck it to the What was the kid's meal?
Speaker 2: You had a choice.
Speaker 4: It was fish and chips, and it was a beautiful
Speaker 4: bit of fish.
Speaker 2: Don't you feel like when you get the old tiny
Speaker 2: kids porschmen, it turns out? Don't you feel like a
Speaker 2: giant with your massive hand picking up a tiny little
Speaker 2: slider burger or something? Have there? Some go west. We'll
Speaker 2: find out day two how convertible Jackpost was yesterday the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: So pass he's just told us about her moccasin of sadness.
Speaker 2: Let's find out how convertible jack Post is now two
Speaker 2: days driving around in a beautiful Mustang Ford Mustang convertible
Speaker 2: lent to him by Ford after they heard the show
Speaker 2: last week, and he said, you'd never driven in a
Speaker 2: Mustang you now are two days in one.
Speaker 3: Never even ridden in the convertible before.
Speaker 2: So yesterday the weather was good, did you open it up?
Speaker 2: You pop the.
Speaker 3: Roof top down, and I was very sure, tut down,
Speaker 3: guns out. I was very chivalrous. Is that the word
Speaker 3: I'm looking for where I'm sharing and being in the guys.
Speaker 3: Yesterday because I gave Clintoss, who is our leave carpenter
Speaker 3: and landscaper, are going the Mustang because he loves cars, well,
Speaker 3: he's going. He loves cars way more than me. He
Speaker 3: knew straight away.
Speaker 2: And this was a guy a couple of days ago
Speaker 2: he told us about who you had a big fool
Speaker 2: out with and we had to step in because you've
Speaker 2: been a total kind of a man of picket fence bs. Yes,
Speaker 2: so now this is a kind of peace offering. Yes.
Speaker 3: And he had to do a quote just around the corner.
Speaker 3: I said, hey, Clint, why don't you take the Mustang?
Speaker 2: Hang on a minute? So how long did he take
Speaker 2: it for?
Speaker 3: He was going maybe forty five minutes to an hour.
Speaker 2: He did not go around the corner. That is bang
Speaker 2: out of order. Two counts there. You can't lend that
Speaker 2: car to anyone, did you bother reading that contract you signed?
Speaker 2: Do you know that if he'd have pranged it, you're
Speaker 2: you are actually liable because you're not in it. The
Speaker 2: insurance covers you and you alone.
Speaker 3: Doesn't The doesn't that contract I signed safe. What is responsible.
Speaker 2: Executive brands for you?
Speaker 3: Only for me?
Speaker 2: You're the only one. Yeah, you'd have been personally libel
Speaker 2: Why because that's the deal, then lend it to Clintos.
Speaker 2: Clintos is not on the show. It's you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's over thirty. In the Responsible.
Speaker 2: He's over thirty.
Speaker 3: So that the isn't that the rental card deal that anyone.
Speaker 2: Make up contracts? In the eight page document you signed,
Speaker 2: it's not a rental agreement?
Speaker 3: Why do I make those things so long? I got
Speaker 3: They didn't really expect me to read it. It's like
Speaker 3: ticking turns the conditions on iTunes, isn't it. They don't
Speaker 3: actually expect someone to read that.
Speaker 2: They don't expect it's lend an expensive, beautiful sports car
Speaker 2: for you just to toss the keys, just to Clintoss.
Speaker 3: And he took his Mpreduce with him, So I didn't
Speaker 3: even know.
Speaker 2: You'd have been doing a lot of weekend countdowns here
Speaker 2: to pay off that damage if there had been any
Speaker 2: kind of accident. Yeah, you're personally liable, is as well.
Speaker 3: I could hear him coming down the street, kiss the
Speaker 3: radio station, Kiss Crazy Crazy two blocks away.
Speaker 2: But I'm telling you now this is Clint's way of
Speaker 2: pooping in your backyard. He's Clint. No you're not. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: Clint is now king of your castle.
Speaker 3: No he's not.
Speaker 2: He has he's taking a car. No no, no, no no,
Speaker 2: this Clint is very very smart. I see what you've
Speaker 2: done here, Clint, and I like it.
Speaker 3: No no, no, Yeah, Clinton, table you.
Speaker 2: Work for Clint? Has Clint lent you his car for
Speaker 2: the weekend.
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Speaker 2: You can email the show to take part in anything
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Speaker 2: Christian at Gold one four three dot com dot au
Speaker 2: is your email address. We give away mugs for some
Speaker 2: of your emails. Morning Christian heard yesterday's show. Two questions
Speaker 2: really talking about kiddie cravings. One, were you serious about
Speaker 2: licking the side of Max boxes or mucking around with
Speaker 2: crawf Now, I promise you this genuinely was. I've had
Speaker 2: quite a few emails about that, and yeah, I was
Speaker 2: just about the side of those you know, big Max
Speaker 2: boxes where there's like two hundred of them in Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we know what you're doing. It's just it.
Speaker 2: It just tasted all nice and phosphree.
Speaker 3: I looked up all the ingredients at Patsy yesterday and
Speaker 3: this those like phosphorus glass shavings.
Speaker 2: A lot of your five daily allowances. They recommend you
Speaker 2: need good healthy pyramids in there. And this guy's got
Speaker 2: his own unique, kiddie craving Christian. What are you in
Speaker 2: the team think of this? You think this was odd?
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I used to love getting
Speaker 2: hold of a nine volt battery. You know the square ones? Yea, yeah,
Speaker 2: and always an awkward one, isn't it. You've never got
Speaker 2: spare ones of those. You've got the little ones, the
Speaker 2: double a's, the double friends. Yeah, you've always got them
Speaker 2: in the house. They're your best buddies. But that square
Speaker 2: one is always missing an action getting herd of the
Speaker 2: nine vault battery. The square one putting his tongue on
Speaker 2: the top to get a buzz.
Speaker 3: I? Remember that it being a dare at primary school?
Speaker 2: Did it actually give you a buzz? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I never I had never had the guts to do.
Speaker 2: I'll be executed or die or something like that. Did
Speaker 2: it actually give you the buzz. He's put here inverted
Speaker 2: commas the buzz like it's a hit of something special.
Speaker 2: All right. Even address for your emails is Christian at
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Speaker 2: Just had a text come in here to the show
Speaker 2: from Joel. I doubledare Jack to put his tongue on
Speaker 2: the top of a nine vault battery on the show, Joel,
Speaker 2: I'd like to offer you a prize for using the
Speaker 2: phrase double dare.
Speaker 3: Well, I came back ahead of it, can I No,
Speaker 3: I won't do it. Oh, it's a double dere you
Speaker 3: have to.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen the phrase double edare since I left school.
Speaker 2: That is incredible. Are you going to do it? Because
Speaker 2: the engineers here can easily.
Speaker 3: Should do it.
Speaker 2: Then, at the same time, perhaps he's scared as well.
Speaker 2: She's you know, she's find of batteries. They feared them
Speaker 2: out there, worriby.
Speaker 5: I've done this.
Speaker 2: Day mystery on this day, April the twelfth, Friday, April
Speaker 2: the twelfth. In charge of On this Day and Mystery Today,
Speaker 2: Jack posts.
Speaker 3: My question today involves the Peter Peer music sharing service Napster.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, they're Steve jobs pits a peer PiZZ p.
Speaker 2: I do remember when it was called that. It was
Speaker 2: all about file sharing and you're worried that people were
Speaker 2: gonna infect your computer with viruses if you use music illegally.
Speaker 2: That one.
Speaker 3: And now we know so much about sharing music online,
Speaker 3: but remember when Neapster came out and we didn't really
Speaker 3: know how it was working. We knew people were getting
Speaker 3: music for free, but we didn't really know why.
Speaker 2: And the band and the record companies were terrified of
Speaker 2: this new thing called Napster. Do you mean the logo
Speaker 2: It was almost devilish, wasn't it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was he DJ with like devil eyes.
Speaker 2: Green in a round thing? Or if that sounds like
Speaker 2: we're being the radio version of logo?
Speaker 3: It's drifted away obviously now, hasn't it. You can't download
Speaker 3: Napster anymore, can you? Well?
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened. I mean, without Napster, everything
Speaker 2: we now know, like Spotify and so many streaming services
Speaker 2: and of course a great iHeart app.
Speaker 3: Download it now.
Speaker 2: As I insist.
Speaker 3: My one was LimeWire. Did they have that in the way?
Speaker 2: Yes? That was the real skater kids that had LimeWire,
Speaker 2: you would be limewise.
Speaker 3: So Napster was a bit before my time. But lime
Speaker 3: Wire is exactly where.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at you now. You're like the Julian Aissance.
Speaker 2: You were out there staying at the embassy. LimeWire was
Speaker 2: hardcore and how were we just everything streaming now movies,
Speaker 2: TV shows, the whole world's chamber. But then people feared
Speaker 2: that they couldn't I think it was came from the
Speaker 2: bands and their record companies, so it couldn't work out
Speaker 2: how they're going to get make money for how to
Speaker 2: control it?
Speaker 3: Well, that's my question on this day in the year
Speaker 3: two thousand, What was the first band to sue Napster?
Speaker 2: Do you remember? Actually people were being arrested as well,
Speaker 2: some kids were getting arrested. Actually do in prison time?
Speaker 2: What will you down I was downloaded the new MC hammer.
Speaker 2: What are you in for? Jimmy Barnes? The legal possession
Speaker 2: of Jimmy Barnes? All right, so the question again, sorry
Speaker 2: Jacko derailed.
Speaker 3: What was the first band to sue Napster?
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Speaker 2: This day, April twelfth, On this day mystery going back
Speaker 2: in time, and so what happened on this day in history.
Speaker 3: We're talking about Napster, the first file sharing service that
Speaker 3: allowed people to download music illegally. I'm just looking at
Speaker 3: screenshots of the first Napster. Remember it would take the
Speaker 3: progress bar. It would take so long to download one.
Speaker 2: Song, buffering and progress bars, and how long it would
Speaker 2: take to download anything off of it.
Speaker 3: Would take like you'd do it in the morning and
Speaker 3: still be waiting for your Blink one eighty two song
Speaker 3: at that night, or like wait till the next day.
Speaker 3: You can find that you.
Speaker 2: Would let it run during the night. And we just
Speaker 2: found out Napster is still a thing. I just thought
Speaker 2: it'd folded or been swatted up by Spotify or one
Speaker 2: of the streaming players.
Speaker 3: I still have a professional looking website and they essentially
Speaker 3: they look like a streaming service.
Speaker 2: Now someone's also saying, have you guys seen the South
Speaker 2: Park episode which is about Napster. I've forgotten about that one. Okay,
Speaker 2: So the question this morning is.
Speaker 3: Who was the first band to sue Napster? Happened on
Speaker 3: this day in the year two.
Speaker 2: Thousand, Dom, good morning, Good morning you guys. Where we're good.
Speaker 2: Happy Friday, don Welcome to the show. What do you
Speaker 2: think the band was.
Speaker 7: I'm pretty confidence with Metallica.
Speaker 8: Lars alread you headed.
Speaker 3: It bingo, darn bingo.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was so they were the first one to
Speaker 2: write it was at Lars. I wonder how he feels
Speaker 2: about that now, because they were trying to press for
Speaker 2: the kids who owned their songs to be prosecuted as well.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they were going after the kids
Speaker 3: and they put the kids in jail. They wanted a settlement.
Speaker 2: I think some of them are still doing stretches right now.
Speaker 3: But it worked for Metallica only. The court said that
Speaker 3: Napster has seventy two hours to take down all Metallica
Speaker 3: songs off Napster. So Metallica were a pioneer of getting
Speaker 3: the Napster to stop having their songs for free, but
Speaker 3: only for Metallica.
Speaker 2: Many of the other bands if Metallica had been known
Speaker 2: what we know now about how it's all gone downloading
Speaker 2: and streaming and that, and the record companies resisted it
Speaker 2: for far too long, which is why they're now scrabbling
Speaker 2: around for money. It's too late. They were like King Canuti,
Speaker 2: trying to hold back the time. They should have just
Speaker 2: said to Napster would take some shares, There'd be no
Speaker 2: legal action. They'd be richer than just you know, being Metallica,
Speaker 2: which is already Richards as well. Do you know, by
Speaker 2: the way, the first of just I thought this might
Speaker 2: be true, But David Bowie was one of the first
Speaker 2: musical artists to ever have a website and stream his
Speaker 2: songs up there for free.
Speaker 3: Oh Bowe too to combat Napster and stuck him away
Speaker 3: from He.
Speaker 2: Just thought that this was the future. And do you
Speaker 2: know when he did this, bowie Net. He launched bowie
Speaker 2: Net right in nineteen ninety eight. Wow, you're talking about
Speaker 2: two thousand, right, He was there a pioneer yet again
Speaker 2: he had his own website, the first artist to ever
Speaker 2: have his own website. Not just that in the UK
Speaker 2: and in UK bowie Net was also an internet provider
Speaker 2: in isp you know AOL you could actually have your
Speaker 2: home internet powered by David Bowie. David hang up trying
Speaker 2: to go online.
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Speaker 2: I have in my hands a very important announcement. Normally
Speaker 2: this is like an announcement that a big, huge mega
Speaker 2: band is coming to Australia. Monday we had one with
Speaker 2: the news that Queen with Adam lamberta coming over. This
Speaker 2: one though, comes from a man called Paul Condos, and
Speaker 2: this actually is a sad one as pet and animal
Speaker 2: lovers on the show. Paul Condos sent me an email
Speaker 2: at four twenty three am. You might be wondering why
Speaker 2: you're telling us this is a new thing you can do.
Speaker 2: With all the emails, You're gonna let us know what
Speaker 2: time you see them. That's because Paulkondos could not sleep.
Speaker 2: Why could Paul Kondlos not sleep? Let meet read email.
Speaker 2: Hi Christian, we are all hoping. Please could you make
Speaker 2: a very special announcement over your breakfast shill this morning
Speaker 2: as we have lost our beautiful little Budgy in the
Speaker 2: area of East Burwards since Monday. We have been searching
Speaker 2: for him every day posters in the area, door knocks,
Speaker 2: dropped off leaflets, contacted the RSPCA Facebook Lost Birds of
Speaker 2: a Victoria Vets. I'm now up at four am. It's
Speaker 2: very hard to sleep knowing he is out there in
Speaker 2: the wild. We're hoping he's still alive and someone has
Speaker 2: picked him up as he is very tame. As someone
Speaker 2: has found him and they want to keep him, It'll
Speaker 2: be okay, but with sadness as I know he's safe.
Speaker 2: Kind regards Paul. Well, I look on the little Facebook
Speaker 2: link you sent me. Poor Paul, it's awful if your
Speaker 2: pets go missing. Little blue and blue and white Budge
Speaker 2: called Bluebird.
Speaker 3: That's so creative.
Speaker 2: I mean there was a quick brainstorming session to come
Speaker 2: up with the name for that. Then Paul bluebird, brown dog,
Speaker 2: brown dog if I was in the park and so
Speaker 2: brown dog and a dog came right, So I go, Okay, kids,
Speaker 2: get in the car. One of those is in the park,
Speaker 2: black cat. Anyway, listen, We've got important business. So listen
Speaker 2: to Paul. Okay, is it a bad old state? He
Speaker 2: can't sleep. He's wired about bluebird being out there right
Speaker 2: now in the wild.
Speaker 3: Well, I know how you feel. I lost a budgery
Speaker 3: guar when I was a little kid, got stolen right
Speaker 3: off the porch cage and all.
Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, Who is stealing cattle rustlers? What
Speaker 2: of country is this?
Speaker 3: Gus his name was, Never saw him again.
Speaker 2: I just stole him off the cage. Who would just
Speaker 2: drive by an opportunity thief to steal a budgy I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know why we kept him on the porch either.
Speaker 3: That was probably a bad way because we're signaling to
Speaker 3: people that he can be.
Speaker 2: I mean, how ostentatious. Look at us. Yeah, we don't
Speaker 2: even need it in the house. We keep it outside.
Speaker 2: That's how fancy we are. Bunge of lives outside. I
Speaker 2: guess who hadn't boring for the budges too? Can the
Speaker 2: cars go by that's boring anywhere? Well, maybe he was
Speaker 2: signaling to them to come and rescue him, and maybe
Speaker 2: it wasn't someone stole them. They rescued him. So the
Speaker 2: point is we need to try and contact dear listeners
Speaker 2: in the East Boward area. Have you got bluebirds? He
Speaker 2: is distinctively blue and a.
Speaker 3: Bird, blue and white budgy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, answers to the name blue bird. And he's out
Speaker 2: in the wild. So this boor guy, Paul just wants
Speaker 2: to know, is he okay?
Speaker 3: Can he talk? Can budgies talk? Or that's not them parrots?
Speaker 4: No, they sing a lot, don't they. They can get
Speaker 4: quite noisy's.
Speaker 2: Quite not chirping. Do you mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: They can be quite. We can hear our neighbors one
Speaker 4: from over the road.
Speaker 2: Would they always put the old mirrors in with them
Speaker 2: as well?
Speaker 4: Because they like to look at themselves.
Speaker 2: Do they? Oh? It's the good sad just to see
Speaker 2: that tiny little cells. Ecuadorian him, see your the bird
Speaker 2: world in there. It's so tiny. And you know with
Speaker 2: that cattlefish they eat as well. Blue bird where are you?
Speaker 2: We need to find bluebird now. First of all, I'm
Speaker 2: now looking on Google Maps, so you live over Google Maps.
Speaker 2: The search area is huge. East Burwood has a residential
Speaker 2: population of ten thousand and forty one. How do we
Speaker 2: have listeners in East Birward that can control the streets
Speaker 2: this morning and give us an eyewitness update? Is Bluebird
Speaker 2: up there right now and a telegraph bowl chirping for Paul?
Speaker 3: Perfect even if you don't see him yet if you're
Speaker 3: in East Burwood.
Speaker 2: Now not perfect chirp picked? Oh you sorry, I forgot
Speaker 2: about that. Guys. Sorry anyway, blue Bird come back. You
Speaker 2: are a raw school, come back to Paul. If you
Speaker 2: can give us any information or you are listening to
Speaker 2: my words right now in the East Burward area, please
Speaker 2: contact the show nine four one.
Speaker 1: Four one O four three, The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show,
Speaker 1: Melviourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: You are in the East Birwarod area. This is an
Speaker 2: APB for bluebird. Blue bird a white would you say
Speaker 2: he's white chested or white light bluish chested.
Speaker 3: White breasted? I would say, oh, madam sorry, and then
Speaker 3: blonde top.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's That's how we'd love it.
Speaker 3: We'd also accept the surrounding areas. I mean, birds can
Speaker 3: fly so Vermont South.
Speaker 2: In the news birds can fly from chap Post. Just
Speaker 2: a reminder shout out birds you can fly.
Speaker 3: And then also an apology. My mum's texted me to
Speaker 3: say we had a canary stolen off the front porch,
Speaker 3: not a budgy.
Speaker 2: What is the difference between a canary and a bugery
Speaker 2: Gar asked mom Peace, Can you communicate back with Mama
Speaker 2: Mama post is live right now in the chat room
Speaker 2: and ask her, Yeah, what's the different a canary and
Speaker 2: a budgery Gar? Probably five dollars? Oh god, second dad
Speaker 2: joke of the morning. This such art is quite strong,
Speaker 2: a little bit giddy right now. I didn't know so
Speaker 2: many of the team have budgery Gars stories produce Becca's
Speaker 2: just burst into the studio. She does sometimes with a
Speaker 2: budgy story. What's yours?
Speaker 9: When we were kids in primary school we always had
Speaker 9: a budgy. I don't know why what every kid, just
Speaker 9: like Log Watson we had when we looked after. But
Speaker 9: they used to fly away a lot and we had
Speaker 9: or die sadly because they don't live very long you're laughing.
Speaker 9: We had a budgy. We had a budgy cemetery behind
Speaker 9: the sports shift.
Speaker 2: The story is taken a turn. Hey, Stephen King budgy cemetery.
Speaker 2: How many were being killed?
Speaker 9: I reckon in my primary school life was about six
Speaker 9: or seven buried there?
Speaker 2: Would you would you have a little service for them
Speaker 2: or budgy cemetery?
Speaker 3: We kind of did.
Speaker 9: Actually, yeah, with the teacher we gone.
Speaker 2: We had a tortoise that people would have to take
Speaker 2: it in terms to look after. You know, there was
Speaker 2: the class tortoise. You'd have to go home and you
Speaker 2: have it for the weekend with the stink and my
Speaker 2: dad moaning the whole weekend smell that thing? Do you
Speaker 2: have to bring it in? I remember the budgy? How
Speaker 2: would you get it home?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: That actually, it's really funny. I remember we'd have to
Speaker 9: take the whole thing in the cage home and I
Speaker 9: can just picture Mum pointing it in the back of
Speaker 9: the boat of the car.
Speaker 2: And how long would you have it for?
Speaker 3: Like the weekend?
Speaker 9: So every kid would take it home for a weekend
Speaker 9: and if you would happen the full fall on school holidays,
Speaker 9: you'd have it for like two weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was always one. If it was over over
Speaker 2: a holiday or like Easter or summer, you'd have that
Speaker 2: thing for ages and then the worry about if anything
Speaker 2: happened to them all they passed away, it being your fault,
Speaker 2: budgy symetery.
Speaker 3: It should be whoever's looking after the budgy that weekend.
Speaker 3: If it dies, they have to dig the grave at
Speaker 3: the back of the shelter, share.
Speaker 2: With their hands, all right. So I didn't know there
Speaker 2: were so many budgy stories on the show. So let's
Speaker 2: see if you've got any budgy stories. The reason why
Speaker 2: we as your mum got bud was here.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I should read what she said.
Speaker 3: She said at the time, we had a couple of
Speaker 3: people living on the street who had accept goods for drugs,
Speaker 3: so we had lots of things taken. So someone stole
Speaker 3: the canary to swap.
Speaker 2: For right, Sorry, no, no, no, no, just a lot's happening
Speaker 2: right now. Your mum is a very intelligent woman. Does
Speaker 2: she actual seriously believe that someone took a budgy slash
Speaker 2: canary to swat for drugs? I mean, how's that going
Speaker 2: to work? Have you got any drugs. Yeah, it's twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: I haven't got any money about hah quit. It's a budgy.
Speaker 2: That's not a budget, that's a canary have these drugs.
Speaker 2: I don't think it works like that. I've seen the wire.
Speaker 2: No one was trading budgery guars, Mama post right, Okay,
Speaker 2: budgy stories, that's what we now drifted into. Let's go
Speaker 2: with this. Nine four one, one four three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one four point three.
Speaker 2: We're trying to find a bluebird budge this morning for
Speaker 2: our listener Paul in the East Burward area. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much to the comedians all text and the show
Speaker 2: saying we look in the Brighton Beach area there are
Speaker 2: plenty of budgy smugglers around there. That's enough of that text.
Speaker 2: Now we're also taking your budgy stories today, Jack and
Speaker 2: producer Back both giving us their budgy stories. I didn't
Speaker 2: know people had so many budgy stories. We also need
Speaker 2: to I think at one point the show took about
Speaker 2: what happened when you looked after the school pet as well,
Speaker 2: but weretween budgy stories right now? Nine four one four
Speaker 2: one four three, Steve, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 7: Now are a Christian?
Speaker 2: I'm good. Happy Friday, Steve, welcome to the show. Thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, tell us your budgy story.
Speaker 7: All right, story goes back a few years now. When
Speaker 7: I was a young feller, we had a pet budgy
Speaker 7: that used to fly around the house. Its cage was
Speaker 7: up on the wall and it had spent most of
Speaker 7: its time outside just happily flying around. So when there
Speaker 7: was in the warm months, we'd have a little glass
Speaker 7: of water on the table, and we taught the budgy
Speaker 7: how to bath on the side of the glass, so
Speaker 7: that became normal thing for him. But that in the
Speaker 7: day when everyone drank long neck bottles of beer, Dad
Speaker 7: poured himself a glass and it was sitting on the
Speaker 7: kitchen table, so the budge happily flew down saw as
Speaker 7: the glass decided it was time for a bath, so
Speaker 7: he dunked his head a couple of times and kind
Speaker 7: of liked the taste. So we spent a good two
Speaker 7: or three minutes. Well, that was all good, until it
Speaker 7: was time to get back to his cage. Took off
Speaker 7: from the table added for the cage missed that hit
Speaker 7: the wall, hit the floor and staggered around for about
Speaker 7: a good five minutes, couldn't walk a straight line. We're
Speaker 7: not sure if we created an alcohol problem in our
Speaker 7: budgy that day, because it become a normal thing from that.
Speaker 2: Kay On, absolutely, yeah, one taste you go on. That's
Speaker 2: it's a gateway drug to these budgies.
Speaker 7: Ah, it is this, this poor budgy. You know we're
Speaker 7: going to take an AA.
Speaker 2: Drunk budgy. Sounds like a great craft out as well,
Speaker 2: doesn't it. Drunk budgy Some brewery somewhere, some hipsters are
Speaker 2: making that right now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well apparently it's got to be better than the
Speaker 7: old baby.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you very much, Steve, have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: The First and O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Hey Patsy, what's some I didn't realize then? Julian Assange
Speaker 2: he is Australian.
Speaker 4: He's Australian, yes, forty seven year.
Speaker 2: Old, so it's from Queensland.
Speaker 4: He used to be in Melbourne as well. I think
Speaker 4: he's been here, there and everywhere, to be honest. Was
Speaker 4: he born in Queensland?
Speaker 1: Was he?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's from Queensland. So I guessing he would have
Speaker 2: been in that Ecuador and embassy would have been watching
Speaker 2: State of Origin and keeping up the date with all
Speaker 2: the latest that's going on in NRL and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So what happens to him now is you get shipp
Speaker 2: back because I've noticed in your news this is amazing.
Speaker 2: This is news itself. When have we ever heard Donald
Speaker 2: Trump saying I don't have anything to say on that
Speaker 2: I've been on that. That's you, guys, crek. This is
Speaker 2: really serious.
Speaker 3: Is that just say he can play both like choose
Speaker 3: later which I want to.
Speaker 2: Does he ever say I'm not saying anything on that one,
Speaker 2: I shouldn't talk about that. He never says that.
Speaker 4: Well, is it risk of being extra added back to
Speaker 4: the US? So watch this space, I think.
Speaker 2: Also, you know, and this embassy has been living in right,
Speaker 2: the Ecuadorian embassy. He's not a hotel, So what's he
Speaker 2: actually been up to? Because people go into an embassy
Speaker 2: right if they've got visa problems or some kind of
Speaker 2: dispute in the country that they're a guest of, or
Speaker 2: they essentially people go there to work. And then Julian
Speaker 2: the Soldiers has been a hanging around them. What's he
Speaker 2: sleeping on? And they got like the cleaning cupboard. You
Speaker 2: know he's got a makeup bed in there? Is he
Speaker 2: that guy? You know, there's always a guy in every
Speaker 2: office who just hangs around. You don't actually know what
Speaker 2: he does. He's always up for a conversation, you know,
Speaker 2: he's just wandering around all the Ecuadorian officer, Barry, how
Speaker 2: is your how was your weekend? Tuning? Not now, mate,
Speaker 2: It's it's a really bad. It's I can't catch up
Speaker 2: with the girls in the typing pool. Do you go
Speaker 2: look at Sceno over the weekend?
Speaker 4: She's had some big name visitors. Pammy Anderson was a mate.
Speaker 3: He wasn't there a room and they were dating again?
Speaker 2: Where does all right say he is dating Pam Rnson right?
Speaker 2: Where does he got double?
Speaker 4: Does he go upstairs in the kitchen?
Speaker 2: Where's he going to have some fun? If they start
Speaker 2: dating and things get serious? Where does he go in
Speaker 2: the ecuador In embassy for his kind of like where's
Speaker 2: his love palace?
Speaker 3: Was he allowed out a few times? Didn't let him
Speaker 3: a patrios.
Speaker 4: Sor he'd be arrested. Yeah, he was at risk of
Speaker 4: getting arrested.
Speaker 2: Also, have you seen the images of him being a
Speaker 2: schooled at this cord. It's really said, I hope no kids.
Speaker 2: If you've got kids, don't let them see the pictures
Speaker 2: of during the sign has been lit out that building.
Speaker 2: He looks like Santa, he really does. It looks like
Speaker 2: they're resting Santa, shipping him back to America.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So yesterday morning, my wife and our two daughters they
Speaker 2: took off their They've gone somewhere a plane. The plane
Speaker 2: landed and they are heading to a place today called
Speaker 2: Heron Island.
Speaker 4: Gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Where is that? I know it's up there.
Speaker 4: It's in the we Sundays, Lowa.
Speaker 3: You sure it's not Hamilton Island. Your girls told me
Speaker 3: last week they were going.
Speaker 2: Now now we're going on to that. Yep, they're off
Speaker 2: to Heron Islands today. All right. So yesterday evening I'm
Speaker 2: watching the D's finally win against the Swans and I'm interrupted.
Speaker 2: I have to be honest, I'm irritating. I can see like,
Speaker 2: oh no, it's a FaceTime. You know you have to
Speaker 2: sort of adjust yourself, don't it. Because I was literally
Speaker 2: lying eating pizza that I just got off Uber Eats
Speaker 2: and let the record show second Uber eats of the day.
Speaker 2: My wife has even been away for twenty four hours,
Speaker 2: within ten hours to Uber eats lunch and dinner. Is
Speaker 2: there anything about that? That country's just got a pizza
Speaker 2: to yourself. I had the box on my chest as
Speaker 2: I was laying flats. Ah, just heaven, I have to
Speaker 2: sit up, throw the pizza box of the sudroom. Just
Speaker 2: can't see that white the cheese from my chin. I
Speaker 2: was like, yep, just like, I'm sorry my bothering you
Speaker 2: right now. I said, no, no, no, it's just just
Speaker 2: trying to pack up, you know, get the house ready
Speaker 2: and stuff like this. She goes, oh, can you can
Speaker 2: you help me right now? I was drafted in like
Speaker 2: an umpire. Then I could see straight away there were
Speaker 2: two angry faces that obviously been a huge argument in
Speaker 2: their hotel room they're sharing. It's nothing worse when you
Speaker 2: go away with kids and you will have to be
Speaker 2: in one room. It's called the family room. You might
Speaker 2: also call it the hell room. They're all thrown in
Speaker 2: together when the kids are three and four. It's fine, right,
Speaker 2: It's a party and they're like their age, so twelve
Speaker 2: and fourteen is teenagers. They don't to be sharing with
Speaker 2: their mum. However they get there. There's been a problem. God,
Speaker 2: I'm not there. There's been a problem with the booking.
Speaker 2: It's not three beds, not three single beds as well
Speaker 2: as one put one of those sort of put me
Speaker 2: out beds and one double bed. So someone's got to
Speaker 2: share with mum. This is why I'm drafted in, right age.
Speaker 3: They not because the trundle bed is sometimes bad as well,
Speaker 3: because it's a real bed.
Speaker 2: Back breaker, isn't it. But if it's it's you know,
Speaker 2: it's it's the two choices, isn't it. You're the sharing
Speaker 2: with your mum and you're that age where you fillip
Speaker 2: it self conscious and your mum's gonna get in there
Speaker 2: and put something onnold wear something you know, Oh I
Speaker 2: like to sleep. They all out, you don't need to
Speaker 2: be shamey bodies girls, please, mum, you're all you're on
Speaker 2: the spine breaker. He's why I'm drafted in. And I
Speaker 2: start to laugh because I'm just like he got his
Speaker 2: three angry women and they go, Chris, what are you
Speaker 2: gonna what are you gonna do to settle this? And
Speaker 2: I'm like this, this toss a coin, okay, girls, so
Speaker 2: you just need to pick. So that's that. That's all
Speaker 2: I've got on me. I go, let's toss a coin. Okay,
Speaker 2: so someone's gonna lose. Here, we toss a coin and.
Speaker 3: The winning you are you admitting at this point that
Speaker 3: losing is sleeping with Sarah?
Speaker 2: Of course that neither the kids want to do it,
Speaker 2: and I look someone to sleep. Someone needs to sleep
Speaker 2: with your mom. I tossed a coin and Lois wins.
Speaker 2: Who's a twelve year old right? However, the person who
Speaker 2: really really didn't want to is the very self conscious
Speaker 2: teenager who oh god and a face like thunder, fasight
Speaker 2: thunder when she lost the coin toss It was the
Speaker 2: only way I could fairly decided. So I haven't heard
Speaker 2: from them this morning, right, So I don't know whether
Speaker 2: they've just eaten each other or some they just imploded
Speaker 2: last night. I need to check the news reports from
Speaker 2: wherever they are in Australia, somewhere up near.
Speaker 1: The First and O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: So great news, Queen with Adam Lambert come into Australia,
Speaker 2: Tickers go and Sound Monday is gonna sell out in nanoseconds.
Speaker 2: Queen obviously a huge band. They become somehow even bigger
Speaker 2: because of Bohemian rhapso the movie about the band, so
Speaker 2: they're just massive again. The world's been reminded of how
Speaker 2: many great songs they had, and you've got even young
Speaker 2: people now getting back in and discovering the joy of
Speaker 2: some of the brilliant songs the Queen gave to us.
Speaker 2: So Adam Lambert amazing singer as well with the band,
Speaker 2: So you can win your way there all this week
Speaker 2: we're gonna put this week's last tickets on. Don't judge me,
Speaker 2: but if you've never heard this before, people just call up,
Speaker 2: you share your confessions. We say nothing. It's hard sometimes
Speaker 2: because some of the stories we hear Christian coddles.
Speaker 3: Don't judge me, but Christian.
Speaker 10: Don't judge me, but I for the last eight months
Speaker 10: have been have a nap around the corner after work
Speaker 10: after telling my fiance that I haven't.
Speaker 7: Finished work yet.
Speaker 10: Don't judge me, but I find if my candy bars
Speaker 10: are too cold, I'll stick them down my pants.
Speaker 7: To warm them up.
Speaker 8: Christian, don't judge me. But on the weekend, I normally
Speaker 8: set my alarm for about eight until my wife it's
Speaker 8: around six. I know this, ye won't get up and
Speaker 8: then I've got a few hours, just some heck to time.
Speaker 8: Don't judge me, but I used to back eating sandwiches
Speaker 8: on the toilet, so I'd go in there, have my lunch,
Speaker 8: read a book, and then when I was finished eating,
Speaker 8: and then I'd clean myself up afterwards.
Speaker 2: That's perfect. You're taking, You're out taking. Let's then taken
Speaker 2: out seats.
Speaker 3: It's a nightclub. Let him one out.
Speaker 2: So that's how it goes. Christian coddles. Don't judge me,
Speaker 2: but all right to kick us off. Patsy, what's your
Speaker 2: don't judge me, but.
Speaker 4: Don't judge me. But but I did a neody run
Speaker 4: out to the clothesline this morning at three point fifteen am.
Speaker 4: I had no clean jocks in the drawer, so I
Speaker 4: had to quickly go out the back and get some
Speaker 4: of the line that were clean. It was chilly this morning,
Speaker 4: it was freezing and the dog was sniffing my butt
Speaker 4: at the same time.
Speaker 2: Tea m I, Patrina Ta M I Patrina. So the
Speaker 2: kids and Sarah on my wife are away for a
Speaker 2: couple of days. We're meeting up Monday morning seven name
Speaker 2: in a place called Gladstone. I've got to get a
Speaker 2: plane to Brisbane and then a little propeller to get
Speaker 2: a place called Gladstone.
Speaker 4: Never even heard of a Bloodstone. Yeah, we've got family
Speaker 4: at Gladstone.
Speaker 2: Oh I you me to drop in or anything?
Speaker 4: Yeah you can.
Speaker 2: I'll go on for a cup of tea. Actually, I
Speaker 2: do need someone to stay on a Sunday night. Can
Speaker 2: I stay with your friends to bring up my art?
Speaker 2: I was going to bok An airb and me. But
Speaker 2: can I crash?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, like sponsor upon me. So anyway,
Speaker 2: my wife calls me yesterday in a state of panic. Chris,
Speaker 2: I've forgotten to pack my new She's got a load
Speaker 2: of new facial stuff right after having this facial last week.
Speaker 2: You know, if you go and have a facial, always
Speaker 2: in are buying some of the Holy Grail products and
Speaker 2: they you know you do when you add your facial
Speaker 2: they sell you all this stuff so expensive.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well she's got this thing and exfoliance, something called serum,
Speaker 2: and then a moisturizer. So I found it, went, yeah,
Speaker 2: i'll shove my suitcase. No wries. However, since yesterday, I've
Speaker 2: used it, not once, not twice, three times? Do I
Speaker 2: look a bit more?
Speaker 3: You're so moisturized?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What about the serum?
Speaker 3: Are you noticed a serrum? I mean you look like water?
Speaker 2: I'm all liquidy.
Speaker 3: Oh, honestly, you do look good.
Speaker 2: It's the serum. Have you serum before?
Speaker 4: Wait till she finds out you've been using it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm a bit liberal. I'm a bit liberal.
Speaker 2: And it says tiny little dots. I's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: not this whole face. You need to really just seer
Speaker 2: them up. So yeah, that's why I don't judge you.
Speaker 2: But Jack, what's yours?
Speaker 3: I have only noticed I've started doing this since I've
Speaker 3: been driving around and the Mustang that I've been given
Speaker 3: for forty name John, because I can't do it in
Speaker 3: that car. And I realized now that i've been doing
Speaker 3: it in the U that I did like mistreat sometimes
Speaker 3: And now I don't pick my nose, but sometimes you
Speaker 3: know how you like pick pick a bit out of.
Speaker 2: You've been lent by the Ford Motor Company.
Speaker 3: So I actually I did it yesterday and I realized
Speaker 3: my right.
Speaker 2: Now, hey, no judging, but they're so hard. Why would
Speaker 2: they lend him that sports car? It's wasted on him.
Speaker 3: My usual go to would be rubber on the bottom
Speaker 3: of the seat of the un so. But because I
Speaker 3: was in the Mustang, I had to throw.
Speaker 2: I should never have gone to you and patching this thing,
Speaker 2: the dog snipping Patsy's. But now that pick and bogies
Speaker 2: in a Ford Mustang that's been let or sure, don't
Speaker 2: judge me.
Speaker 1: But the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three, they just heard.
Speaker 2: A bit about behind I put the MIC's on a
Speaker 2: little bit too early. There you and I instruction producers
Speaker 2: on the order of callers. So see Adam then Angie
Speaker 2: or is it Angie then Adam?
Speaker 3: Now they know that we really run the show.
Speaker 2: Another producers, lo, hey, good morning guys. God one I
Speaker 2: four point three is to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. Queen.
Speaker 2: Tickets up for grabs. These are amazing tickets. Go and
Speaker 2: see Queen with Adam Lamber. Not on sale until Monday morning.
Speaker 2: You can win them right now on don't judge me,
Speaker 2: butck coddles, don't judge me. But all right, let's go
Speaker 2: to the lines right now. Nine four one four one
Speaker 2: four three Angie, good morning, Good morning, Angie, you're up
Speaker 2: first this morning. Let's hear your don't judge me, but oh.
Speaker 5: Well, don't judge me. But when I was young at
Speaker 5: primary school, they used to make someone nurse for the
Speaker 5: week and at lunchtime to not be wasting. I didn't
Speaker 5: have many patients, so I used to get in my
Speaker 5: little posse and say, okay, guys and girls, can you
Speaker 5: just go and cause a little tiny bit of injury
Speaker 5: to some of the kids so that I've have some
Speaker 5: patients and bring them in the LinkedIn and say, oh, Angie,
Speaker 5: can you help me. I've hurt myself and I've have
Speaker 5: some patience to.
Speaker 2: Six sort of thing you don't. This is the sort
Speaker 2: of thing you do.
Speaker 3: So what would they do? Push him over and hit
Speaker 3: them with a stick.
Speaker 2: I don't think we need to know.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't get really it, but just enough that they'd
Speaker 5: have to come and see the nurse.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, actual's scaring me now, Angie. Alright, Angie, I
Speaker 2: have a nice weekend. Anie, don't hurt me. Angie. Okay,
Speaker 2: now I see what's another patient chilling stuff? Then Adam,
Speaker 2: good morning, Christian.
Speaker 10: Heybody judge me, don't judge me, but i'd cheat a
Speaker 10: monopoly against my three boys.
Speaker 2: I don't judge you. I actually come out in sympathy
Speaker 2: I've done. This is why I'm no longer allowed to
Speaker 2: be the banker. Because what I would do when I
Speaker 2: was in charge of all the cash, I would secretly,
Speaker 2: when I would done out my money, I would lick
Speaker 2: the back of a couple of fifties and seal them
Speaker 2: just like a one fifty, so it looks like I've
Speaker 2: got one to fifty. Oh no, underneath it licked to
Speaker 2: it drying there. I've got a couple of spare fifties
Speaker 2: just to tide me over as an overdraft.
Speaker 3: But don't pretend you're a criminal mastermind for stealing from
Speaker 3: the bank when you're the banker. Every banker knows that
Speaker 3: they can steal. And it's down to your own morals
Speaker 3: and how strong your own morals are.
Speaker 2: Elastic, very elasticated. My morals when it comes to playing
Speaker 2: monopoly with kids, how do you cheat?
Speaker 10: By the way, Well, I also make sure I'm always
Speaker 10: the banker and give myself twice as much money as
Speaker 10: the kids.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 10: But I also when I roll a high number, I'll
Speaker 10: like skip a couple of spots, or sometimes they pick
Speaker 10: me up on it and I just go, oh, sorry, thanks,
Speaker 10: dad's so old, underfaded.
Speaker 2: Yeah, braining Champ, braining Champ you, Adam, that is brilliant
Speaker 2: that I love that one, Adam, Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for calling and confessing. Mel Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 11: Don't judge me, but I've had a monthly audio in
Speaker 11: my job for the last three and a half years
Speaker 11: and my husband and kids still don't know about it.
Speaker 2: Wow. That's a fantastic, amazing What do you do with
Speaker 2: this magical day?
Speaker 7: I get dressed, if I'm going to work, we leave together.
Speaker 11: I do see your kids have a good day.
Speaker 7: I drive around the block, get back home, put my
Speaker 7: pajamas on, and watch movies all day.
Speaker 2: Can I come around? This sounds like an amazing day.
Speaker 7: It's if I ever found out, I don't know what
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 11: I need that day in my life.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, we all need a day that. It's a gift
Speaker 2: to yourself, isn't it.
Speaker 11: Mat It is absolutely is so.
Speaker 3: At the other end of the day mail. Do you
Speaker 3: have to get back in your work kit and then
Speaker 3: drive home again? Pretend to drive home.
Speaker 11: I do. I go and pick them up in my
Speaker 11: work gear and pretend that the day is being very
Speaker 11: stressful and very busy and I couldn't enter any phone
Speaker 11: calls because I've been in meetings all day.
Speaker 2: Just one of those. Thank you, Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for confession that mate, have a great weekend.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Jeez, these have been brilliant. Kidney coming. What's your don't
Speaker 2: judge me but nine four one four one four.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's take one or two more last confessions
Speaker 2: for don't judge me but Shannie.
Speaker 11: Don't judge me Christian. But I use my Dyson vacuum
Speaker 11: to suck up the leads rather than using a rake.
Speaker 3: How does it go?
Speaker 11: It's not a bad idea, that's really good. It's better
Speaker 11: than you know, raking the leads and then having to
Speaker 11: pick them up. I just took up a few extension
Speaker 11: leads and get out the front and vacuum up all
Speaker 11: the leads. Live on an acre? What we live on
Speaker 11: an acre?
Speaker 3: So it gets some lot of hoovering and a lot
Speaker 3: of extension leads.
Speaker 2: Got miles and miles of extension leads sneaking around the place.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but you know the neighbors and that think I'm
Speaker 11: absolutely crazy. They see me do it every Saturday morning.
Speaker 2: All right, for work, Shanny, thank you very much for
Speaker 2: your don't juge you have a nice weekend. Emma. Hello,
Speaker 2: good morning, Emma. Welcome to don't judge me boat. What
Speaker 2: have you got for us? Thank you?
Speaker 11: I don't judge me, Christian, But I changed the office
Speaker 11: clock so I have a few more minutes to get
Speaker 11: to work in the morning.
Speaker 2: Can we do that here? Can I hard wire this
Speaker 2: clock in the studio?
Speaker 3: Everybody's got watches and mobiles. There's not like one central
Speaker 3: clock that everybody looks the time.
Speaker 11: They haven't sussed it out yet.
Speaker 2: Alright, okay, time now to giveaway these queen tickets. These
Speaker 2: are amazing prices. Who is win the queen tickets?
Speaker 3: I reckon, mister undefeated in the monopoly game.
Speaker 2: Let's get the raining champ back on, Adam, I ain't there. Sorry,
Speaker 2: Well anyway, Adam, hopefully you can hear my words. I'll
Speaker 2: continue what was say I thought he was there, you know,
Speaker 2: slick there, Adam, you want the tickets. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: out into the speakers now aware you want the tickets.
Speaker 2: Coin and Adam Lambert Rhapsody Tour heading to Amy Park Wednesday,
Speaker 2: Feb nineteen next year. Tickets go and sell Monday one
Speaker 2: pm April fifteen at ticketech dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: Good luck the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much for all your don't judge you,
Speaker 2: but they were outstanding. We just need to give our
Speaker 2: producers some time to have counseling right now. So some
Speaker 2: of the stuff they have to hear, you know. So
Speaker 2: I produce a bet came in and she was like,
Speaker 2: some of the stuff I heard, Some of the stuff
Speaker 2: I've heard from them. People are screwed up. One lady
Speaker 2: I had to say, I don't want to hear any more.
Speaker 2: Thank you for this. So she's she's off to see
Speaker 2: occupational house. She's having a little liedown right now after
Speaker 2: Solar Stories where she had to go through. Do you
Speaker 2: when someone says that you want to know? Well, how
Speaker 2: bad is that? It's an innocent feature called don't You
Speaker 2: don't judge, but where the guy theres one quain tickets?
Speaker 2: Because the cheating at monopoly? Who is hearing those calls
Speaker 2: and telling us all manner of human degradation and filth?
Speaker 2: All right? So this cleanse the show. Now. This is
Speaker 2: a lovely email from Susan Watson. Hey, Cushian, I heard
Speaker 2: on the show the other day that you say you
Speaker 2: read every email you receive. I do. I've never emailed
Speaker 2: a radio station before, but hearing that just give me
Speaker 2: some inspiration. I've been playing netbull for the last thirty years,
Speaker 2: but always wanted to ever go at AFL. This year
Speaker 2: I found the confidence to rock up to Williamstown super
Speaker 2: Rules FC, great name and give it a go. I
Speaker 2: survived my first ever footy game, a practice match last weekend.
Speaker 2: I played half a game as Rock Grover and half
Speaker 2: a game in the back line. I surprise myself, I
Speaker 2: hold one. I did obviously, I've got a lot to
Speaker 2: learn and improve on by and I'm feeling so happy.
Speaker 2: I've decided now to commit. Our first big game is Saturday,
Speaker 2: the thirteenth of April. I need a sponsor. I know
Speaker 2: you have listeners everywhere in the city and I'm sure
Speaker 2: there's a business somewhere. We would really have some cheap
Speaker 2: advertising while supporting an amazingly welcoming and awesome club and me.
Speaker 2: For two hundred and fifty dollars, you get exposure to
Speaker 2: the Williamstown super Bowls Club members and it's, as we know,
Speaker 2: it's a highly sought after town. Oh god, yeah, you
Speaker 2: win there, you're winning radio here, and you also get
Speaker 2: a framed photo of me. BlimE me, do you know
Speaker 2: you get that for sponsoring? You don't even get that.
Speaker 2: I don't think even geeks to you got that for
Speaker 2: sponsor the show this week? They get a frame photo
Speaker 2: of me. Christian, I'm terrible asking for money, but this
Speaker 2: feels different. I'm excited. Well, Susan, She signs off it.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much your time. I'll keep listening to
Speaker 2: you until you are tied. I appreciate the pledge of
Speaker 2: allegiance to me. Cheers Susan Watson AKA. She's got a
Speaker 2: new footy name. They've called her what O Wow, Whatto
Speaker 2: is born. All right, let's get Whato on next and
Speaker 2: see how we can help out the Christian.
Speaker 1: O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three So it's sill an email from Susan whattto She's
Speaker 2: gone over from playing netball for thirty years to afl
Speaker 2: W and this is happening a lot. And we were
Speaker 2: speaking to someone the other day and they were telling
Speaker 2: me they reckon the next five years, nitbull could be
Speaker 2: replaced as a number one sport for women in this
Speaker 2: country by afl W, which is amazing. He saw a
Speaker 2: huge crowds at the AFLW Grand Final the other day
Speaker 2: in Adelaide. So Susan's on the line. Sorry, whato, welcome
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Hello, well listen, thank you for your lovely email.
Speaker 6: Oh I can't believe you read it all out?
Speaker 2: Yeah now listen what o? Yes we found your sponsor.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, the only problem is it's us. It's this show,
Speaker 2: all right. It seems a little bit deflated. No, No,
Speaker 2: were you hoping for Jim's mowing or someone else to
Speaker 2: call in or chemists warehouse.
Speaker 6: Thinking something like that? Yeah was amazing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Ok.
Speaker 2: That's now rat down from Gold one oh four point
Speaker 2: three to the Christian O'Connell Reckford Show. Are you happy
Speaker 2: to advertise us to all your followers and super fans
Speaker 2: of Williamstown Super brwls FC.
Speaker 6: Yes, oh my gosh, they got to be So everyone
Speaker 6: is all.
Speaker 2: Right, So we'll give you two hundred and fifty dollars. Okay,
Speaker 2: our marketing team, I've been told that our marketing team,
Speaker 2: who are more possessive with any logos than the Disney Corporation.
Speaker 2: They are driving out to meet you right now. The
Speaker 2: men in black.
Speaker 3: You have to wear a Christian mak every time you play.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you've got you got you've got your first
Speaker 6: your name on my mouth start if I hadn't known earlier.
Speaker 2: Okay, you've got your first game tomorrow. Who are you playing?
Speaker 6: We're playing Coburg.
Speaker 2: Right and you you're in the team. Yeah, what position
Speaker 2: are you playing? And in the back or well i'll find.
Speaker 6: Out exactly tomorrow. Your coaches, I'm sure last night, but
Speaker 6: yeah maybe Grover back On he's gonna we're getting there
Speaker 6: early tomorrow.
Speaker 2: So he's the coach was unsure last night.
Speaker 6: Well, we've got a lot of players and you were
Speaker 6: finding out who's available, right.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh no, have we maybe sponsored a player who's
Speaker 3: not playing? Yeah, we work at the exposures.
Speaker 2: Hopefully there's not sponsor bench warmers. What I am.
Speaker 6: I will play anywhere. Yeah, I know all of the positions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know all.
Speaker 3: You can name them, you can play there.
Speaker 2: All right. So but you've enjoyed how many practice sessions
Speaker 2: you had so far?
Speaker 6: Because it feels like I've had four training sessions and
Speaker 6: one practice match.
Speaker 2: What do you know about your position to more Coburg?
Speaker 2: If they said are they good?
Speaker 6: Oh, well, they're very cocky, they're very confident.
Speaker 2: Apparently I know someone on the show from Coburg and
Speaker 2: he is very cocky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that I lived just around the corner from city.
Speaker 3: Are you playing in Coburg? Are you're playing down?
Speaker 6: We're playing in Williamson Well our grounds at cross the
Speaker 6: Reserving Altona And what.
Speaker 2: Times kick off? Is there anyone's nearby around they want
Speaker 2: to go and support you.
Speaker 6: If we win. Our theme songs the same as Melbourne
Speaker 6: theme song in which you would have heard last night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the first time this year. But guess what,
Speaker 2: it's a grand ole flag, it's a high fighting flag.
Speaker 6: I found out that Coberg has got the same song.
Speaker 6: So it's woe.
Speaker 2: When we got involved in Here's what right, I'm starting
Speaker 2: to put conditions on this sponsorship of you what one
Speaker 2: you need to start playing? Okay?
Speaker 7: Two?
Speaker 2: Two? If anyone knew someone that made songs to have
Speaker 2: you have your team have a brand new team song.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's tradition of football teams. I can't change it.
Speaker 2: Does you get they're using the d's one? No, that's her,
Speaker 2: that's her. What is like that they use the DS
Speaker 2: one today?
Speaker 3: Well, the DS didn't even invent it. They go, isn't
Speaker 3: it some US anthem or something like that?
Speaker 2: It sounds it as well.
Speaker 6: My first novel team had the diesel when I.
Speaker 3: Was giving that out to anyone.
Speaker 2: To hang on to that. But anyway, listen, good luck
Speaker 2: tomorrow should you play? Hey, listen, don't turn on your
Speaker 2: sponsor like that. We've got a lot of power here.
Speaker 2: We can withdraw the sponsorship Watto. And do I get
Speaker 2: this signed photo that was promised in an email?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, alright, all right, hey listen, good luck tomorrow, three
Speaker 2: p thirty kickoff? Where are you playing again? If anyone
Speaker 2: wants to do two thirty, I've moved it forward by
Speaker 2: now and now this is a huge demand. All right, hey, listen, good.
Speaker 4: Luck, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Do not embarrass Christian connor Breakfast Show with a shoddy
Speaker 2: performance tomorrow, get out there, play.
Speaker 7: Proud, okay, I'll play strong to you.
Speaker 2: We want a full match report when we're back. Okaya, yeah,
Speaker 2: you will do it all right? And what oh, thank
Speaker 2: you so much? What have we got involved in?
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Speaker 2: What a beautiful looking day it is? All right? Then
Speaker 2: if you're a want someone to do next weekend, for
Speaker 2: the Easter weekend or good Friday, go to Werribee Park.
Speaker 2: This is completely sold out, but we didn't give it away.
Speaker 2: Family passes. We've got a last one this morning on
Speaker 2: the time Waster, the camer Easter Picnic and egg hunt
Speaker 2: just under half a million eggs hidden so there will
Speaker 2: be enough for everyone, all right, family pastor if we
Speaker 2: want on today's that work time waster on World Scrabble Day,
Speaker 2: change a letter ruin a movie.
Speaker 3: Are you good at scrabble? I imagine you're being impatient?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I tend to rush through it. Okay, Then change
Speaker 2: a letter ruin a movie. Men who Stare at Coats?
Speaker 3: Great start.
Speaker 2: When Harry pet Sally the public enema, that's good. The
Speaker 2: green milk. I'm away now for a week, so I'll
Speaker 2: let the boss pick that one up. There's any issue.
Speaker 4: You're both delirious to have.
Speaker 2: Something to do during the next week, forrest, dump one
Speaker 2: final one before I get out the door. All right, Jack,
Speaker 2: what have you got for a Change a letter ruin
Speaker 2: a movie?
Speaker 3: Lady in the Trump sounds like a headline, the incredible
Speaker 3: sock the green Horny like the green Horner. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I got the reference, just didn't like it. And silence
Speaker 3: of the lamps now that is God.
Speaker 2: No signs of the lamps is funny.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 2: Change a letter ruin a movie that's this mornings text
Speaker 2: yours in now? Then change a letter ruin a movie
Speaker 2: Oh four seven five O three one oh four three
Speaker 2: four seventy five three one oh four three and mark
Speaker 2: them in ten minutes time.
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Speaker 2: Someone's emailed asking if we're actually drinking in the studio today,
Speaker 2: because it appears to be extra giddy coming through the speakers. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm going to assure you we're not drinking, but it
Speaker 2: is a kind of like end of school to because
Speaker 2: we are off next week, which is a reason for
Speaker 2: you to feel drunk with happiness as well. You get
Speaker 2: a break from us for a whole week in a bit,
Speaker 2: and we're back after Easter. In fact, we're not even
Speaker 2: really here. This is actually pre recorded. I'm finally gonna
Speaker 2: do time checks right now because it's not live. Some
Speaker 2: people wouldn't actually believe now that we are pre recorded.
Speaker 3: What's the most live thing we can say to prove
Speaker 3: the time?
Speaker 2: Sixteen minutes past nine and fifty three fifty four to
Speaker 2: fifty five seconds or did we sync that up? Show Mystery? Okay,
Speaker 2: right today, it's that work time waster on World Scrabble Day,
Speaker 2: change a letter, ruin a movie, Last Mango in Paris
Speaker 2: Gold Sammy, well done, dude, where's my cat? Come on?
Speaker 2: Travis Turner and Al Turner Meadows three o two eight.
Speaker 2: Thanks for the postcode, the line, the bitch and the
Speaker 2: wardrobe sil plus hashtag savage Hobo cop, I Love Hobo
Speaker 2: Cop sivil plus make that movie Travis again. Three oh
Speaker 2: he is still in three o two eight Footlooser, see
Speaker 2: a little bit Loose. He's been had physio and its
Speaker 2: silver the breadth. This was really funny. Amy's Briton brackets.
Speaker 2: I am ashamed, the Breakfast Chub Proud Gold, step Brothels Gold,
Speaker 2: Top None.
Speaker 3: Gold, Soy Story Silver plus the Lizard of Oz Silver.
Speaker 2: Gone with the wine. Well that's all right, Gold genuine
Speaker 2: own a very good Sad Max Silvil plus John and
Speaker 2: Burretwood and scab Face Gold Renny very good, dude, where's
Speaker 2: my bar?
Speaker 3: A little bit better than the Cat's Civil plus.
Speaker 2: Jurassic Pork not adult movies. We didn't ask that. That's
Speaker 2: another idea. Fifty shades of Graham. How dare you Dan?
Speaker 3: In South morang Gold.
Speaker 2: Forest Gimp right, I think they're getting a bit too rty.
Speaker 2: Let's ended there. Who has won this lovely family pass
Speaker 2: to go on the Cabrey Easter Picnic.
Speaker 3: And egg com Forest Gimp is like Easter egg guns.
Speaker 2: I don't want them rocking up going. How did you
Speaker 2: get it? Sold out? Forest Gimp get out? Okay, yeah
Speaker 2: you can have them.
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Speaker 2: We are a weak apart think any good thoughts of me?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I'm Chiles, you've been You've been reel enough.
Speaker 3: What are you doing in the week off, going after praer.
Speaker 2: When you knew someone you just want to get out
Speaker 2: on about. There's so much to see this beautiful, big,
Speaker 2: great Southern And so today I fly up to Brisbane
Speaker 2: for a couple of for the weekend. Then I go
Speaker 2: from Brisbane Sunday night to Gladstone to.
Speaker 4: My aunt's house, staying on the town.
Speaker 2: Yes, staying with them. And then Friday and Monday I
Speaker 2: take I meet my family. They're picking me up from
Speaker 2: the motel and my wife has booked me into the
Speaker 2: cheapest accommodation of the next three days, the cheapest. I'm
Speaker 2: staying in a place in Brisbane where in the title
Speaker 2: is bed and breakfast. It's an old, lovely old time.
Speaker 2: It's an elderly couple, you know. I'm mind the only
Speaker 2: one staying there. They treat me like a sun you know.
Speaker 2: And there's a nice, big old breakfast every day for
Speaker 2: a little chrissy boy. And they got nice warm towels,
Speaker 2: I mean, and the lady takes a shine to me
Speaker 2: and gives me a bed bath every night. What goes
Speaker 2: on to all station?
Speaker 3: But then you try and get the door as you're leaving.
Speaker 3: Marie Marie, Why would you want to leave christ suddenly and.
Speaker 2: Suddenly I'm James. And then Sunday night I'm getting on
Speaker 2: some propeller chet, one of those old timey ones. Not
Speaker 2: the right brothers to go from Gladston, Gladston to here
Speaker 2: in Ireland.
Speaker 3: You were saying earlier Hamilton Island.
Speaker 2: We're just saying island to me at the mark. I'm
Speaker 2: off to Fantasy Island for a week. That's where I'm going.
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Speaker 2: That is enough for us. We have a week off.
Speaker 2: Enjoy easter. Thank you very much for listening to the show.
Speaker 2: If you want to send us an email about anything,
Speaker 2: Christian at Gold one four three dot com dot au
Speaker 2: Jack Pats, I will miss you. Have a lovely break,
Speaker 2: enjoy your rest. Thank you, will you too, and I'll
Speaker 2: say hi to your auntie and.
Speaker 4: Uncle up in glass makes means gone.
Speaker 2: And title today's show is Budgy Cemetery. That actually got
Speaker 2: said out loud from producer back on today's show. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much for listening. We will speak to you soon.
Speaker 2: You enjoy whatever you're up to over Easter. To take
Speaker 2: care everyone. Aye Bye.
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