WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! Is Britt too strict about this? 🍑 💨

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on, hello everyone, Hello, it is the day

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<v Speaker 1>after my birthday, sister, my birthday saying this until November,

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<v Speaker 1>but I like, it's four hundred and twenty six days

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<v Speaker 1>since my last birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I feel like you get a week's great? Come on,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone else gets like a month. Can't I just have

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of days?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you get one day? That's how birthdays.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 4>I've got some really disappointing news for you, brute, and

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<v Speaker 4>this is I know it comes one day after your birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>It's can be something that you're going to really struggle with.

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<v Speaker 5>What.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, according to gen Z, it's the word loll is

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<v Speaker 4>no longer acceptable.

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<v Speaker 6>It is out.

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<v Speaker 4>It is no longer cal to say lol, and I

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<v Speaker 4>one am all for it because I could not hate

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<v Speaker 4>an abbreviation more than I hate loll.

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<v Speaker 5>This is the word stay for you ever, Lolaso. You're

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<v Speaker 5>gonna have to actually laugh at people about God.

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<v Speaker 2>Forbid, No, I'm going to change it to elliel.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, oh please don't.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know what, Okay, there's something girls more important

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<v Speaker 4>than I need to talk to you about today, very

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<v Speaker 4>very important. Do you think it's okay to bear your

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<v Speaker 4>partner from farting in your house.

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<v Speaker 5>Ye.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and I mean that's their house as well.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I think, so, Okay, we'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Get into hold your opinion, don't fart lol.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that's next here on the pickup. Let's start Tuesday

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<v Speaker 4>I'm bringing the big relationship conundrums today. Oh god, there

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<v Speaker 4>is a divisive argument as long as the Tale of Time.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a Reddit thread and it's called am I the

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<v Speaker 4>a whole?

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<v Speaker 6>Now? This twenty four year old woman.

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<v Speaker 4>She rode on the reddit thread recently to train and

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<v Speaker 4>garner whether she is in the wrong for this. So

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<v Speaker 4>recently she moved in with her boyfriend. They've been living

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<v Speaker 4>together for four months, not long, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Things have gone steady.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And I think when you first move in with someone,

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<v Speaker 4>you kind of really start to realize the things that

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<v Speaker 4>they do when they're completely comfortable in their own home.

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<v Speaker 4>Now he has turned around and he has a real

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<v Speaker 4>issue with her flatulence. He thinks it's completely inappropriate that

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<v Speaker 4>she would fart at all, and he's asked her to

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<v Speaker 4>either go outside or go into the bathroom as a mandatree,

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<v Speaker 4>Whereas the big rift in this comes from the fact

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<v Speaker 4>that she's like, I'm not doing this on purpose, it's

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<v Speaker 4>a natural function. He said, you're going so far as

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<v Speaker 4>to try and squeeze them out, and you're doing this purposefully.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm with him.

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<v Speaker 4>And the end result is who is the a hole

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<v Speaker 4>in this? Should she be expected to go and lock

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<v Speaker 4>herself away in the bathroom or go out into the

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<v Speaker 4>garden and set them free into the wilderness or is

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<v Speaker 4>it okay? Because I mean, I think we can all

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<v Speaker 4>agree that farts are inherently funny. No, I disagree so funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I am with the guy in this.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you need to You don't need to

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<v Speaker 2>go into the bathroom and lock the door, and you

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to go deep into the wilderness to drop

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<v Speaker 2>a bomb. But yeah, you need to not fight in

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<v Speaker 2>front of your partner, and if you can leave the

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<v Speaker 2>room to do it in another room, do it. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>crop dust them, don't fight on them, because I know

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<v Speaker 2>you and Maddie. Before you even say anything. You and

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<v Speaker 2>your husband Marmy Jay, Laura, you are fighting machines. They

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<v Speaker 2>walk around the house. It's a game who can fight

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<v Speaker 2>each and they have talies.

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<v Speaker 6>They fight on each other.

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<v Speaker 4>They we don't far on each other. He does me, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't fight on him.

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<v Speaker 2>He backed up into you, so started on you.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes he will like reverse into me and pretend like

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<v Speaker 4>he'll get because he does this as like a nice

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<v Speaker 4>affectionate thing as well. He gets my arms and he

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<v Speaker 4>wraps my arms around him, will have a cuddle. But

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<v Speaker 4>every so often he'll do it and he'll actually just

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<v Speaker 4>fight in my lap because he's revolted.

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<v Speaker 6>It's discussed.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you say what you just said before when he

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<v Speaker 5>was packing the bag in your bedroom on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>He was on all fours, packing the bag on all fours,

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<v Speaker 2>back it up?

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<v Speaker 5>But can I say, I think that is true love.

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<v Speaker 5>I hate to neg you, Britt, but I don't. If

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<v Speaker 5>you can't fight in front of your partner, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>There's you know what you're doing. You know what you're

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<v Speaker 2>saying is I love you so much? I am going

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<v Speaker 2>to spray my poop particles on you.

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<v Speaker 6>You Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to say this couple have taken it

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<v Speaker 4>so far that she he is so offended that the

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<v Speaker 4>fact that she won't stop doing it, that they're now

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<v Speaker 4>sleeping in separate bedrooms. They are on the precipice of

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<v Speaker 4>breaking up. And it's all because of a little fluffy.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? You do have to get to

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<v Speaker 2>a point, though, where you have to respect your partner.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's eternal, If your partner has said when you

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<v Speaker 2>drop bombs, it turns me off, then you have to

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<v Speaker 2>respect that a little bit. If he has told you

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<v Speaker 2>that and you know that every time you do it

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<v Speaker 2>turns you off a little bit more, there has to

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<v Speaker 2>be a level where you're like, Okay, I don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to do it in front of him, I can take

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<v Speaker 2>two steps to the left.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the big issues with this though, with this

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<v Speaker 4>specific example, and I think one of the reason why

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to bring it up, not just because I

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<v Speaker 4>want to talk about farts on the radio because you

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<v Speaker 4>giggle like a child, just because his argument is that

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<v Speaker 4>she needs to be more like a lady. So what

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<v Speaker 4>that makes me think is that he's so okay for

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<v Speaker 4>men to do it, but women are not supposed to

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<v Speaker 4>have any sort of toil noises, and that's just ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 4>We all eat, we all sleep, we all poop, we

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<v Speaker 4>all fart. You don't have to do it on your partner,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's okay to know that we all do it.

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<v Speaker 5>God, I've been fart in this whole show and you

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<v Speaker 5>haven't said a single thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I find it hilarious, but that you are so staunch

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<v Speaker 4>on this, and I know that it is a hard

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<v Speaker 4>line for some people. There are people who have been

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<v Speaker 4>in relationships for fifty years who have never ever intentionally

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<v Speaker 4>my parents. Yeah, and then there's people like Matt No

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<v Speaker 4>my husband, who truly could not care.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it is? It is a respect thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm okay if you walk into another room and let

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<v Speaker 2>it rip, if I hear it, I'll probably laugh. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's the respect that you took yourself away from me

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<v Speaker 2>to try not to make me smell it and put

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<v Speaker 2>your pool on me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, what if it's like late at night, you're both warm,

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<v Speaker 4>it's cold out, you snuggled in bed, you're not quite asleep,

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<v Speaker 4>but then you've got that belly pain and you're like, God,

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<v Speaker 4>am I really going to get up and go into

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<v Speaker 4>another room at ten thirty at night, when I've already

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<v Speaker 4>been in bed for twenty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes is yes, you get up your coat to another

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<v Speaker 2>room a better woman than I am.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it. Powerful, It's impressive, It's powerful.

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<v Speaker 6>That's all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Next on the show, I want you to think, what

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<v Speaker 5>is the ossiest thing you've ever witnessed?

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<v Speaker 2>Just yet?

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<v Speaker 3>On the Pickup?

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<v Speaker 5>It is the pick Up around Australia with Britt, Laura

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<v Speaker 5>and Mitch here thanks to Chemist Warehouse heading today great

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<v Speaker 5>savings every day.

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<v Speaker 3>As we know, we're all Ossie's. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>else is Ozzie meat pie.

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<v Speaker 5>These are like the aussieisms that we love and we're

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<v Speaker 5>so used to. It's our way of life. I was

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<v Speaker 5>scrolling through TikTok and I found the most funny video

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<v Speaker 5>from an Italian woman who is born and raised in Italy.

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<v Speaker 5>She came to live in Australia for a little bit

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<v Speaker 5>and she's documented all the things that Ossies do that

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<v Speaker 5>she believes would send Italian people into a deep, deep

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<v Speaker 5>coma her words.

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<v Speaker 6>Because they'd be so offended, culturally shocked.

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<v Speaker 2>What's but what would we do that would possibly put.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've got the list.

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<v Speaker 5>So these these are the aussieisms that would ruin an Italian,

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<v Speaker 5>like the fact that all Ozzies wake up early.

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<v Speaker 4>Look not allses, but we do like like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>an early pre work walk, especially you on you hot.

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<v Speaker 5>Girl, a hot girl walk. I love waking up early,

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<v Speaker 5>she says. Ozzies wake up so early. She said that

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<v Speaker 5>when she walks home from her job, which ends at

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<v Speaker 5>five am, she sees people running in groups. She said,

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<v Speaker 5>do it in the evening like normal people.

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<v Speaker 2>For God's Yeah, we're early rises. We have such a

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<v Speaker 2>fit culture.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why. Yeah, we have beautiful beaches and.

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<v Speaker 4>We get.

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<v Speaker 6>Watching a sun rise. I mean except for sleeping.

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<v Speaker 5>What are you gonna do in the morning in Italy?

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<v Speaker 5>Wake up and have an aaron chini ball and go

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<v Speaker 5>find a goat.

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<v Speaker 2>Most places aren't even open in the mornings in Italy.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't just go up, you know how We in

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<v Speaker 2>Australia get up really early and go get a coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of places aren't open yet they have because

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<v Speaker 2>they have a sleep in.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and then they open it like midday when the

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<v Speaker 6>day starts.

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<v Speaker 2>White people don't get up early, arriving at midday.

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<v Speaker 3>What about this.

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<v Speaker 5>Everyone vapes, she says, Everyone in Australia is on the

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<v Speaker 5>vapes and it is so unattractive, so much so she

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<v Speaker 5>smokes cigarettes, which is very Italian. But now she's transitioned

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<v Speaker 5>into vaping and she hates Australia for it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I think vaping's disgusting as well, like smoking's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 6>Vapings disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>The reason why people vape here is because cigarettes are

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<v Speaker 4>so expensive because of all the taxes. And then I

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<v Speaker 4>think that people think that vaping is a healthy substitute,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's just equally as so.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a smoker, So why is vaping gross when you smoke?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I mean I think don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, she probably can't afford to continue smoking, like

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<v Speaker 4>no one else in Australia, and so she had to

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<v Speaker 4>make the transition too.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, there's something just like magical about the picture of

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<v Speaker 5>like smoking in Italy, but having a vape in Italy

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<v Speaker 5>just doesn't hit the sad.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it doesn't like sitting over your pastor in Rome

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<v Speaker 4>next to the Colosseum and having a vase where they.

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<v Speaker 2>Put up in their little scooter and they have a

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<v Speaker 2>sexy italianan gets off.

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<v Speaker 6>With his like vap.

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<v Speaker 3>No, people don't wear shoes.

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<v Speaker 5>She's disgusted at the fact that Ozzie's raw dog our

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<v Speaker 5>little hot dogs like Laura.

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<v Speaker 6>But I'm not even wearing shoes. Wearing shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>Were doing a radio show barefoot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I always wear shoes out. I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>people that walk around the shops and go to shopping

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<v Speaker 2>centers and things like that, but no shoes.

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<v Speaker 4>Grow It's very brazen to walk into a Woolies with

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<v Speaker 4>no shoes on.

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<v Speaker 6>Like going in pajamas.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that that's another level of being Australia, letting

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<v Speaker 4>go of your life.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree.

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<v Speaker 5>She goes on that Ozzie's too nice and polite. The

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<v Speaker 5>one thing that I think we do really well is

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<v Speaker 5>nicknames that I don't think like Italy does.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I think we give everyone like Maca and Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 3>Mitchell and laws.

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<v Speaker 4>We abbreciate everything as well, like ambo servo.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a big very Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>I will have conversations with my partner Ben, he's from Switzerland, and.

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<v Speaker 6>We shorten it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just you know, sav I'm going to go down

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<v Speaker 2>to the servo, you know, everything short.

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<v Speaker 6>He's like, what hang on?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I actually understand what you're doing today.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, I'm going to servo the sarvo.

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<v Speaker 4>I loant that you guys have such a blossoming relationship

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<v Speaker 4>even though the two of you don't understand each other

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<v Speaker 4>at all.

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<v Speaker 6>Well have you seen have you looked at him?

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<v Speaker 5>Ye?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I need to tell you what happened to me yesterday.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a fertility updates. I went into the clinic and

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<v Speaker 2>I left in tears, and I'm going to tell you why.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually not why you.

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<v Speaker 3>Think, oh yeah, good news.

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<v Speaker 4>Just sat like happy tears, sat tears, anger tears, confuse tears,

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<v Speaker 4>emotional and there's a lot of tears.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm full of hormones.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys, you don't even know what you're trying anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to cry.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we'll get to it next on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 5>The pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch rashing to chemist

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<v Speaker 5>Warehouse this Father's Day for big brand fragrances at the

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<v Speaker 5>lowest prices.

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<v Speaker 3>Chemists Warehouse have great savings every day.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you've been following along my personal journey, you

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<v Speaker 2>know that I have been on some fertility treatments today

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<v Speaker 2>is day nine of what is usually fourteen days of

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<v Speaker 2>egg freezing. Right, So yesterday was my birthday and I

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<v Speaker 2>had to go in and start my birthday at the

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<v Speaker 2>fertility clinic with some tests. You have to go get

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<v Speaker 2>your blood test and you have to have an internal ultrasound.

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<v Speaker 6>Where what a fun way to spend the birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Most actually I got the whole idea is they want

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<v Speaker 2>to track seven days of hormony seven days to see

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<v Speaker 2>how your your eggs and follicles are coming along. And

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<v Speaker 2>what you need is your follicle measurements. Right, that's why

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<v Speaker 2>you're going. This is all because you are freezing your eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>This is your second round of freezing your eggs. So

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<v Speaker 2>this is the kind of step by step stage of

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<v Speaker 2>tracking where things are at. Yes, and I really want

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<v Speaker 2>to get good eggs because I don't want to do

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<v Speaker 2>this again, like I got them three years ago and

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<v Speaker 2>this is my last one and I want loads of eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>So like you're really going crossing your fingers that the

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<v Speaker 2>follicles are tracking really well. Yeah, So they put the

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<v Speaker 2>probe inside you and they measure the follicles and you

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<v Speaker 2>have follicles on both sides left and right, and you

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<v Speaker 2>should have. I think a starts baseline eight plus. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>she's looking around, moving this thing around and she sees

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<v Speaker 2>that there's seven. Not the worst, but seven's not huge either,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's doing all the measurements and she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>they're a little bit small, your little follicles. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, what does that mean. She's like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't mean anything, but it means that probably we would

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<v Speaker 2>hope they were bigger. They need to be bigger. They're

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<v Speaker 2>not growing as fast. You need more hormones. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, great, that's fine. But I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you wanted your follicles to be big, So I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, little follicles anyway, So I now know I

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<v Speaker 2>had to do some more hormones to keep the follicles growing.

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<v Speaker 4>Especially when it's your birthday. You're like, all I want

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<v Speaker 4>is some good news. Just give me some big follicles.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally, I just wanted good follicles on my birthday. And

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<v Speaker 2>there was a really busy clinic and it was taking ages. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>the hormones make you so emotional, like wildly emotional, so

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<v Speaker 2>I was already like, Okay, my.

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<v Speaker 6>Follicles are just small. Also, Britt.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean we were recording the podcast yesterday morning. We

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<v Speaker 4>did Life on Cut podcasts together. I got in for

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<v Speaker 4>the record at nine. At nine am, Brit messaged me

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<v Speaker 4>and she's like, I'm still waiting for my internal ultrasounds.

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<v Speaker 4>So like your whole morning had been blown out as well,

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<v Speaker 4>whole homony was out.

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<v Speaker 2>I was missing work, which I felt stress and pressure

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<v Speaker 2>because you know, weren't time schedule anyway. So I left

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<v Speaker 2>with small follicles and I walked out of the clinic

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<v Speaker 2>with my small follicles. We got a coffee on the

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<v Speaker 2>way out, and I had gone over time because the

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<v Speaker 2>clinic was so busy. So I was walking down the

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<v Speaker 2>street knowing I was overtime, and I was speed walking,

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<v Speaker 2>but there's only so fast you can walk with little follicles.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the parking inspector at my car. I started

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<v Speaker 2>hurrying and I was like, so, no, I'm coming no,

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<v Speaker 2>And he looked up at me and.

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<v Speaker 6>He's like, it's too late. And I said, no, you

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<v Speaker 6>don't understand. It's my birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like, I'm sorry, too late. It's my birthday

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<v Speaker 2>and I have small please please.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't find me.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like, what I was like, my follic golf

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<v Speaker 2>too small, and I started crying the hormone, the hormones

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<v Speaker 2>and the stress of being too long, not going to work,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm crying at this man and he's like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand, and I was like, you can't find me

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<v Speaker 2>because that's he kept going. He was squiggling on his pad,

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<v Speaker 2>and I jumped in the car. Didn't burn out out,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't do it burnout, but in my head I did.

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<v Speaker 6>It's super cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I started driving down the street and I looked up

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<v Speaker 2>in my rearview mirror and he went out on mill

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<v Speaker 2>the road and took a photo of the back of

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<v Speaker 2>my car. Oh no, and I were making a get

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<v Speaker 2>away and.

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<v Speaker 6>That was it.

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<v Speaker 4>And telling that they're so little you would have been

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<v Speaker 4>able to move so fast.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't weigh you down at all. Did I'm crying

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<v Speaker 2>at the most ridiculous start.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that's ridiculous. I cried too if I got

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<v Speaker 6>one hundred and twenty dollar fine.

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<v Speaker 4>I think some of these parking offices take their jobs

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<v Speaker 4>way too seriously.

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<v Speaker 5>And it was your birthday and you've got little baby follicles, Yeah, yeah, right?

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<v Speaker 5>Did he find you for each follicle? As well as

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<v Speaker 5>we got seven seven follicles in that car. Man, so

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<v Speaker 5>how many tickets and what is the approximate site? All right, well,

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<v Speaker 5>we love you. I'm glad there's an update in the journey.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so in a couple of days, my follicles are

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<v Speaker 2>going to get bigger. Good good, have a good one.

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<v Speaker 6>Everyone to