Speaker 1: Laura, come on, hello everyone, Hello, it is the day
Speaker 1: after my birthday, sister, my birthday saying this until November,
Speaker 1: but I like, it's four hundred and twenty six days
Speaker 1: since my last birthday.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like you get a week's great? Come on,
Speaker 2: everyone else gets like a month. Can't I just have
Speaker 2: a couple of days?
Speaker 3: No, you get one day? That's how birthdays.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I've got some really disappointing news for you, brute, and
Speaker 4: this is I know it comes one day after your birthday.
Speaker 4: It's can be something that you're going to really struggle with.
Speaker 5: What.
Speaker 4: Look, according to gen Z, it's the word loll is
Speaker 4: no longer acceptable.
Speaker 6: It is out.
Speaker 4: It is no longer cal to say lol, and I
Speaker 4: one am all for it because I could not hate
Speaker 4: an abbreviation more than I hate loll.
Speaker 5: This is the word stay for you ever, Lolaso. You're
Speaker 5: gonna have to actually laugh at people about God.
Speaker 2: Forbid, No, I'm going to change it to elliel.
Speaker 6: Well, oh please don't.
Speaker 4: But you know what, Okay, there's something girls more important
Speaker 4: than I need to talk to you about today, very
Speaker 4: very important. Do you think it's okay to bear your
Speaker 4: partner from farting in your house.
Speaker 5: Ye.
Speaker 2: Well, and I mean that's their house as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think, so, Okay, we'll.
Speaker 4: Get into hold your opinion, don't fart lol.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's next here on the pickup. Let's start Tuesday
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Speaker 4: I'm bringing the big relationship conundrums today. Oh god, there
Speaker 4: is a divisive argument as long as the Tale of Time.
Speaker 4: There's a Reddit thread and it's called am I the
Speaker 4: a whole?
Speaker 6: Now? This twenty four year old woman.
Speaker 4: She rode on the reddit thread recently to train and
Speaker 4: garner whether she is in the wrong for this. So
Speaker 4: recently she moved in with her boyfriend. They've been living
Speaker 4: together for four months, not long, so.
Speaker 2: Things have gone steady.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think when you first move in with someone,
Speaker 4: you kind of really start to realize the things that
Speaker 4: they do when they're completely comfortable in their own home.
Speaker 4: Now he has turned around and he has a real
Speaker 4: issue with her flatulence. He thinks it's completely inappropriate that
Speaker 4: she would fart at all, and he's asked her to
Speaker 4: either go outside or go into the bathroom as a mandatree,
Speaker 4: Whereas the big rift in this comes from the fact
Speaker 4: that she's like, I'm not doing this on purpose, it's
Speaker 4: a natural function. He said, you're going so far as
Speaker 4: to try and squeeze them out, and you're doing this purposefully.
Speaker 2: I'm with him.
Speaker 4: And the end result is who is the a hole
Speaker 4: in this? Should she be expected to go and lock
Speaker 4: herself away in the bathroom or go out into the
Speaker 4: garden and set them free into the wilderness or is
Speaker 4: it okay? Because I mean, I think we can all
Speaker 4: agree that farts are inherently funny. No, I disagree so funny.
Speaker 4: I am with the guy in this.
Speaker 2: I don't think you need to You don't need to
Speaker 2: go into the bathroom and lock the door, and you
Speaker 2: don't need to go deep into the wilderness to drop
Speaker 2: a bomb. But yeah, you need to not fight in
Speaker 2: front of your partner, and if you can leave the
Speaker 2: room to do it in another room, do it. Don't
Speaker 2: crop dust them, don't fight on them, because I know
Speaker 2: you and Maddie. Before you even say anything. You and
Speaker 2: your husband Marmy Jay, Laura, you are fighting machines. They
Speaker 2: walk around the house. It's a game who can fight
Speaker 2: each and they have talies.
Speaker 6: They fight on each other.
Speaker 4: They we don't far on each other. He does me, okay,
Speaker 4: I don't fight on him.
Speaker 2: He backed up into you, so started on you.
Speaker 4: Sometimes he will like reverse into me and pretend like
Speaker 4: he'll get because he does this as like a nice
Speaker 4: affectionate thing as well. He gets my arms and he
Speaker 4: wraps my arms around him, will have a cuddle. But
Speaker 4: every so often he'll do it and he'll actually just
Speaker 4: fight in my lap because he's revolted.
Speaker 6: It's discussed.
Speaker 5: Can you say what you just said before when he
Speaker 5: was packing the bag in your bedroom on the weekend.
Speaker 2: He was on all fours, packing the bag on all fours,
Speaker 2: back it up?
Speaker 5: But can I say, I think that is true love.
Speaker 5: I hate to neg you, Britt, but I don't. If
Speaker 5: you can't fight in front of your partner, I think.
Speaker 2: There's you know what you're doing. You know what you're
Speaker 2: saying is I love you so much? I am going
Speaker 2: to spray my poop particles on you.
Speaker 6: You Okay.
Speaker 4: I just want to say this couple have taken it
Speaker 4: so far that she he is so offended that the
Speaker 4: fact that she won't stop doing it, that they're now
Speaker 4: sleeping in separate bedrooms. They are on the precipice of
Speaker 4: breaking up. And it's all because of a little fluffy.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? You do have to get to
Speaker 2: a point, though, where you have to respect your partner.
Speaker 2: If it's eternal, If your partner has said when you
Speaker 2: drop bombs, it turns me off, then you have to
Speaker 2: respect that a little bit. If he has told you
Speaker 2: that and you know that every time you do it
Speaker 2: turns you off a little bit more, there has to
Speaker 2: be a level where you're like, Okay, I don't need
Speaker 2: to do it in front of him, I can take
Speaker 2: two steps to the left.
Speaker 4: One of the big issues with this though, with this
Speaker 4: specific example, and I think one of the reason why
Speaker 4: I wanted to bring it up, not just because I
Speaker 4: want to talk about farts on the radio because you
Speaker 4: giggle like a child, just because his argument is that
Speaker 4: she needs to be more like a lady. So what
Speaker 4: that makes me think is that he's so okay for
Speaker 4: men to do it, but women are not supposed to
Speaker 4: have any sort of toil noises, and that's just ridiculous.
Speaker 4: We all eat, we all sleep, we all poop, we
Speaker 4: all fart. You don't have to do it on your partner,
Speaker 4: but it's okay to know that we all do it.
Speaker 5: God, I've been fart in this whole show and you
Speaker 5: haven't said a single thing.
Speaker 4: I find it hilarious, but that you are so staunch
Speaker 4: on this, and I know that it is a hard
Speaker 4: line for some people. There are people who have been
Speaker 4: in relationships for fifty years who have never ever intentionally
Speaker 4: my parents. Yeah, and then there's people like Matt No
Speaker 4: my husband, who truly could not care.
Speaker 2: Do you know what it is? It is a respect thing.
Speaker 2: I'm okay if you walk into another room and let
Speaker 2: it rip, if I hear it, I'll probably laugh. But
Speaker 2: it's the respect that you took yourself away from me
Speaker 2: to try not to make me smell it and put
Speaker 2: your pool on me.
Speaker 4: Okay, what if it's like late at night, you're both warm,
Speaker 4: it's cold out, you snuggled in bed, you're not quite asleep,
Speaker 4: but then you've got that belly pain and you're like, God,
Speaker 4: am I really going to get up and go into
Speaker 4: another room at ten thirty at night, when I've already
Speaker 4: been in bed for twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yes is yes, you get up your coat to another
Speaker 2: room a better woman than I am.
Speaker 3: That's it. Powerful, It's impressive, It's powerful.
Speaker 6: That's all right.
Speaker 5: Next on the show, I want you to think, what
Speaker 5: is the ossiest thing you've ever witnessed?
Speaker 2: Just yet?
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Speaker 3: As we know, we're all Ossie's. I don't know what
Speaker 3: else is Ozzie meat pie.
Speaker 5: These are like the aussieisms that we love and we're
Speaker 5: so used to. It's our way of life. I was
Speaker 5: scrolling through TikTok and I found the most funny video
Speaker 5: from an Italian woman who is born and raised in Italy.
Speaker 5: She came to live in Australia for a little bit
Speaker 5: and she's documented all the things that Ossies do that
Speaker 5: she believes would send Italian people into a deep, deep
Speaker 5: coma her words.
Speaker 6: Because they'd be so offended, culturally shocked.
Speaker 2: What's but what would we do that would possibly put.
Speaker 3: So I've got the list.
Speaker 5: So these these are the aussieisms that would ruin an Italian,
Speaker 5: like the fact that all Ozzies wake up early.
Speaker 4: Look not allses, but we do like like, you know,
Speaker 4: an early pre work walk, especially you on you hot.
Speaker 5: Girl, a hot girl walk. I love waking up early,
Speaker 5: she says. Ozzies wake up so early. She said that
Speaker 5: when she walks home from her job, which ends at
Speaker 5: five am, she sees people running in groups. She said,
Speaker 5: do it in the evening like normal people.
Speaker 2: For God's Yeah, we're early rises. We have such a
Speaker 2: fit culture.
Speaker 3: That's why. Yeah, we have beautiful beaches and.
Speaker 4: We get.
Speaker 6: Watching a sun rise. I mean except for sleeping.
Speaker 5: What are you gonna do in the morning in Italy?
Speaker 5: Wake up and have an aaron chini ball and go
Speaker 5: find a goat.
Speaker 2: Most places aren't even open in the mornings in Italy.
Speaker 2: You can't just go up, you know how We in
Speaker 2: Australia get up really early and go get a coffee.
Speaker 2: A lot of places aren't open yet they have because
Speaker 2: they have a sleep in.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then they open it like midday when the
Speaker 6: day starts.
Speaker 2: White people don't get up early, arriving at midday.
Speaker 3: What about this.
Speaker 5: Everyone vapes, she says, Everyone in Australia is on the
Speaker 5: vapes and it is so unattractive, so much so she
Speaker 5: smokes cigarettes, which is very Italian. But now she's transitioned
Speaker 5: into vaping and she hates Australia for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think vaping's disgusting as well, like smoking's disgusting.
Speaker 6: Vapings disgusting.
Speaker 4: The reason why people vape here is because cigarettes are
Speaker 4: so expensive because of all the taxes. And then I
Speaker 4: think that people think that vaping is a healthy substitute,
Speaker 4: but it's just equally as so.
Speaker 2: She's a smoker, So why is vaping gross when you smoke?
Speaker 6: Well, I mean I think don't.
Speaker 4: I mean, she probably can't afford to continue smoking, like
Speaker 4: no one else in Australia, and so she had to
Speaker 4: make the transition too.
Speaker 5: Also, there's something just like magical about the picture of
Speaker 5: like smoking in Italy, but having a vape in Italy
Speaker 5: just doesn't hit the sad.
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't like sitting over your pastor in Rome
Speaker 4: next to the Colosseum and having a vase where they.
Speaker 2: Put up in their little scooter and they have a
Speaker 2: sexy italianan gets off.
Speaker 6: With his like vap.
Speaker 3: No, people don't wear shoes.
Speaker 5: She's disgusted at the fact that Ozzie's raw dog our
Speaker 5: little hot dogs like Laura.
Speaker 6: But I'm not even wearing shoes. Wearing shoes.
Speaker 3: Were doing a radio show barefoot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I always wear shoes out. I don't like
Speaker 2: people that walk around the shops and go to shopping
Speaker 2: centers and things like that, but no shoes.
Speaker 4: Grow It's very brazen to walk into a Woolies with
Speaker 4: no shoes on.
Speaker 6: Like going in pajamas.
Speaker 4: I think that that's another level of being Australia, letting
Speaker 4: go of your life.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 5: She goes on that Ozzie's too nice and polite. The
Speaker 5: one thing that I think we do really well is
Speaker 5: nicknames that I don't think like Italy does.
Speaker 3: Like I think we give everyone like Maca and Mitchell,
Speaker 3: Mitchell and laws.
Speaker 4: We abbreciate everything as well, like ambo servo.
Speaker 6: It's a big very Australia.
Speaker 2: I will have conversations with my partner Ben, he's from Switzerland, and.
Speaker 6: We shorten it.
Speaker 2: I'm just you know, sav I'm going to go down
Speaker 2: to the servo, you know, everything short.
Speaker 6: He's like, what hang on?
Speaker 2: I don't I actually understand what you're doing today.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm going to servo the sarvo.
Speaker 4: I loant that you guys have such a blossoming relationship
Speaker 4: even though the two of you don't understand each other
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 6: Well have you seen have you looked at him?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 2: Well, I need to tell you what happened to me yesterday.
Speaker 6: Guys.
Speaker 2: It's a fertility updates. I went into the clinic and
Speaker 2: I left in tears, and I'm going to tell you why.
Speaker 2: It's actually not why you.
Speaker 3: Think, oh yeah, good news.
Speaker 4: Just sat like happy tears, sat tears, anger tears, confuse tears,
Speaker 4: emotional and there's a lot of tears.
Speaker 2: I'm full of hormones.
Speaker 6: Guys, you don't even know what you're trying anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to cry.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll get to it next on the pickup.
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Speaker 2: So if you've been following along my personal journey, you
Speaker 2: know that I have been on some fertility treatments today
Speaker 2: is day nine of what is usually fourteen days of
Speaker 2: egg freezing. Right, So yesterday was my birthday and I
Speaker 2: had to go in and start my birthday at the
Speaker 2: fertility clinic with some tests. You have to go get
Speaker 2: your blood test and you have to have an internal ultrasound.
Speaker 6: Where what a fun way to spend the birthday.
Speaker 2: Most actually I got the whole idea is they want
Speaker 2: to track seven days of hormony seven days to see
Speaker 2: how your your eggs and follicles are coming along. And
Speaker 2: what you need is your follicle measurements. Right, that's why
Speaker 2: you're going. This is all because you are freezing your eggs.
Speaker 2: This is your second round of freezing your eggs. So
Speaker 2: this is the kind of step by step stage of
Speaker 2: tracking where things are at. Yes, and I really want
Speaker 2: to get good eggs because I don't want to do
Speaker 2: this again, like I got them three years ago and
Speaker 2: this is my last one and I want loads of eggs.
Speaker 2: So like you're really going crossing your fingers that the
Speaker 2: follicles are tracking really well. Yeah, So they put the
Speaker 2: probe inside you and they measure the follicles and you
Speaker 2: have follicles on both sides left and right, and you
Speaker 2: should have. I think a starts baseline eight plus. Anyway,
Speaker 2: she's looking around, moving this thing around and she sees
Speaker 2: that there's seven. Not the worst, but seven's not huge either,
Speaker 2: and she's doing all the measurements and she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're a little bit small, your little follicles. And I
Speaker 2: was like, what does that mean. She's like, I'm not
Speaker 2: doesn't mean anything, but it means that probably we would
Speaker 2: hope they were bigger. They need to be bigger. They're
Speaker 2: not growing as fast. You need more hormones. And I
Speaker 2: was like, great, that's fine. But I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you wanted your follicles to be big, So I was like,
Speaker 2: come on, little follicles anyway, So I now know I
Speaker 2: had to do some more hormones to keep the follicles growing.
Speaker 4: Especially when it's your birthday. You're like, all I want
Speaker 4: is some good news. Just give me some big follicles.
Speaker 2: Totally, I just wanted good follicles on my birthday. And
Speaker 2: there was a really busy clinic and it was taking ages. Now,
Speaker 2: the hormones make you so emotional, like wildly emotional, so
Speaker 2: I was already like, Okay, my.
Speaker 6: Follicles are just small. Also, Britt.
Speaker 4: I mean we were recording the podcast yesterday morning. We
Speaker 4: did Life on Cut podcasts together. I got in for
Speaker 4: the record at nine. At nine am, Brit messaged me
Speaker 4: and she's like, I'm still waiting for my internal ultrasounds.
Speaker 4: So like your whole morning had been blown out as well,
Speaker 4: whole homony was out.
Speaker 2: I was missing work, which I felt stress and pressure
Speaker 2: because you know, weren't time schedule anyway. So I left
Speaker 2: with small follicles and I walked out of the clinic
Speaker 2: with my small follicles. We got a coffee on the
Speaker 2: way out, and I had gone over time because the
Speaker 2: clinic was so busy. So I was walking down the
Speaker 2: street knowing I was overtime, and I was speed walking,
Speaker 2: but there's only so fast you can walk with little follicles.
Speaker 2: I saw the parking inspector at my car. I started
Speaker 2: hurrying and I was like, so, no, I'm coming no,
Speaker 2: And he looked up at me and.
Speaker 6: He's like, it's too late. And I said, no, you
Speaker 6: don't understand. It's my birthday.
Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm sorry, too late. It's my birthday
Speaker 2: and I have small please please.
Speaker 6: Don't find me.
Speaker 2: And he's like, what I was like, my follic golf
Speaker 2: too small, and I started crying the hormone, the hormones
Speaker 2: and the stress of being too long, not going to work,
Speaker 2: and I'm crying at this man and he's like, I
Speaker 2: don't understand, and I was like, you can't find me
Speaker 2: because that's he kept going. He was squiggling on his pad,
Speaker 2: and I jumped in the car. Didn't burn out out,
Speaker 2: didn't do it burnout, but in my head I did.
Speaker 6: It's super cool.
Speaker 2: I started driving down the street and I looked up
Speaker 2: in my rearview mirror and he went out on mill
Speaker 2: the road and took a photo of the back of
Speaker 2: my car. Oh no, and I were making a get
Speaker 2: away and.
Speaker 6: That was it.
Speaker 4: And telling that they're so little you would have been
Speaker 4: able to move so fast.
Speaker 2: They didn't weigh you down at all. Did I'm crying
Speaker 2: at the most ridiculous start.
Speaker 6: I think that's ridiculous. I cried too if I got
Speaker 6: one hundred and twenty dollar fine.
Speaker 4: I think some of these parking offices take their jobs
Speaker 4: way too seriously.
Speaker 5: And it was your birthday and you've got little baby follicles, Yeah, yeah, right?
Speaker 5: Did he find you for each follicle? As well as
Speaker 5: we got seven seven follicles in that car. Man, so
Speaker 5: how many tickets and what is the approximate site? All right, well,
Speaker 5: we love you. I'm glad there's an update in the journey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so in a couple of days, my follicles are
Speaker 2: going to get bigger. Good good, have a good one.
Speaker 6: Everyone to