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Speaker 1: Jones and Amanda in the morning. Let's set the scene.

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Speaker 1: So who do arrival radio show? You have heard of it.

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Speaker 1: They're lovely men, they've been married for but they got

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Speaker 1: us a beauty. So last week, a couple of weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: a couple of months ago, we donated to a charity

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Speaker 1: a meet and greet, as we just said with Lenny

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Speaker 1: Crabits a meet and greet, but with us. So you

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Speaker 1: get to come here here and you watch the show

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Speaker 1: and you can meet us and eat pastries. Pretty much,

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Speaker 1: you really hit it for the pastries, well you're in it.

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Speaker 1: Of course you bed it. So people bid for that

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Speaker 1: and whatever. So a fourteen year old boy and his

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Speaker 1: mum turned up to be you know they they bought

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Speaker 1: this at the charity and he was going to interview

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Speaker 1: us with a series of questions for a school project,

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Speaker 1: a school project. So that all sounded great. That's not

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Speaker 1: what went on at all because the people who'd actually

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Speaker 1: bought it were Fits and Whipper. Fitsy and Whipper. Initially

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Speaker 1: Whipper said they wanted to come in here in full prosthetics,

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Speaker 1: with Whipper in Fits in a wheelchair. But Fitzy's face

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Speaker 1: can't handle prosthetics. I mean, we would have picked that, surely,

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Speaker 1: because close up we'd have said, this looks a bit odd.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, we didn't pick that. Everyone was bleeding

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Speaker 1: from the I know, we're hopeless. But instead, so they

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Speaker 1: sent in a fourteen year old kid by the name

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Speaker 1: of Jet with his mum and an earpiece and they

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Speaker 1: fed him the questions. So we just see a fourteen

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Speaker 1: year old kid who wants to do it. It was

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Speaker 1: a very dismissive and unusual. Spectrum went along with him.

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Speaker 1: So and there's the questions got more and more unusual,

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Speaker 1: and he was more and more dismissive. We put up

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Speaker 1: with it because there was something wrong with him. Basically,

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Speaker 1: it was a hot day. So we'll play exactly what

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Speaker 1: happened for you next last week, Young Jet came in

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Speaker 1: with his mum, fourteen year old boy. We weren't aware

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Speaker 1: that he in fact was an actor, and he was

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Speaker 1: wearing a hoodie and was so rude and dismissive to us.

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Speaker 1: It was quite strange. But we thought, well, maybe there's

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Speaker 1: something there's you know, maybe he's on the spectrum, we thought,

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Speaker 1: so we didn't. We just sort of went along with it.

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Speaker 1: What we didn't realize is that every time he said, oh,

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Speaker 1: you're boring, which he said a few times to us,

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Speaker 1: he was saying to the fitz in Whippen in the

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Speaker 1: van outside that he couldn't hear them. That was their

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Speaker 1: code for I can't hear you very well. So he said,

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Speaker 1: you're boring quite a lot to us. So what you're

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Speaker 1: going to hear here is what? And some of them

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Speaker 1: were spontaneous to I think I think, yes, I think

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Speaker 1: he was at libbing with some of them. So fits

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Speaker 1: in whipper in a van outside, he's this kid jet

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Speaker 1: is wearing a wire, he's got an earpiece in and

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Speaker 1: fits in whipper as you'll hear a feeding him the

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Speaker 1: questions to ask us. And it all started pretty well,

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Speaker 1: pretty generally. Actually, all right us, High Amanda, high Jones,

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Speaker 1: High Amanda, Yet, how long have you been doing radio for?

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Speaker 1: How long have you been doing radio four? For thirty years?

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Speaker 1: Next year? You think he'd be better at it, wouldn't you? Amanda?

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Speaker 1: Well done on winning the Gold LOGI that's exciting, man,

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Speaker 1: winning the gold logan, that's exciting. You know, it's a

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Speaker 1: shame because nominated. Recently the paper said that you guy

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Speaker 1: has made fifty million dollars? What do you spend all

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Speaker 1: the cash on? Recently the paper said, you guys make

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Speaker 1: fifteen million dollars, what do you spend all cash on?

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you if that wasn't us, if only

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Speaker 1: only we made don't you think we'd be dressed better? Would? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I thought you'd get up. Looked a bit boring. I

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Speaker 1: thought you'd get up, look a bit boring. I started

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Speaker 1: looking at his question, you know, and I was looking

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Speaker 1: at his mother, thinking he told us we were boring

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Speaker 1: a number of times, and he looked like you really

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Speaker 1: didn't want to be there, And thought you'd think his

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Speaker 1: mother might say you were getting a bit half of you.

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Speaker 1: You tend to be a bit pitful. But then the

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Speaker 1: questions took an unusual turn. It was very funny because

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Speaker 1: they kind of started targeting you, Jonesy. Why is Amanda

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Speaker 1: on TV more than you? Jonesy? Why is Amanda on

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Speaker 1: TV more more than you are? Jonesy? TV doesn't like me.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's the way you look. Maybe it's the way

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Speaker 1: you look. Aren't you too old? Who wearing a leather jacket?

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Speaker 1: Ain't you well for a leather jacket? Jonesy? Because I

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Speaker 1: ride a motorbike. You gotta wear leather, bro, looks like

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Speaker 1: a mid life crisis. What happens like a mid life

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Speaker 1: crisis when it happened. So we're just on the receiving

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Speaker 1: end of these really impolite questions. It was I didn't

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Speaker 1: know what to make of it, and then it's around

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Speaker 1: here it started to get really weird. How long have

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Speaker 1: you guys been married for? How have you guys been

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Speaker 1: married for? We're not married to Oh, that's a relief.

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Speaker 1: Relief that he's a relief. Ask him if they can

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Speaker 1: kiss while you have a photo in the background. Can

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Speaker 1: you use your kiss and I jump in the back

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Speaker 1: of the photo. We can be in a photograph, but

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Speaker 1: we won't. We'll be in a photo with you anytime.

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Speaker 1: This is boring. I'd honestly rather be talking to Fitty

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Speaker 1: and Whipper right now, talking right now. Have they ever

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Speaker 1: sent a naughty kid on the cover to stitch you

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Speaker 1: guys up? Have they ever sent the naughty kid under

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Speaker 1: cover to stitch you guys up? Is that you they have? Now?

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Speaker 1: They have now window they've been feeding me. The lines

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Speaker 1: are in the van out. Shit. My heart was pounding

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Speaker 1: out of my chest. Poor little kid, Well he's an actor.

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Speaker 1: Were quick you hose down the kiss one? That's why

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Speaker 1: I sort of thing this is really odd. There was

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Speaker 1: no interest whatsoever. Oh god it was. It was so funny.

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Speaker 1: You and I laughed for about an hour after that

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Speaker 1: and kept thinking all the embarrassing thing we said. He

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Speaker 1: said at one point, who have you met that's famous?

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Speaker 1: And I said, well, you name someone and I'll see

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Speaker 1: if we've met them. And there's a silence and I

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Speaker 1: realize now it's probably whip By saying Lionel Richie, and

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Speaker 1: we I said, yes, we've met Lionel Richie. I'm boasting

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Speaker 1: to a fourteen year old about having spoken to Lionel

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Speaker 1: Richie on the phone. Good on you boys. That means

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Speaker 1: we're going to come up with something. Oh I'm bad

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Speaker 1: at this, I'm hopeless of this, but God is a

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Speaker 1: beautiful well done Okay, flaming Winston outside Nova done. Jonesy

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Speaker 1: and Amanda Morning