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Speaker 1: Jer and Amanda gem Nation ask you this. If you're

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Speaker 1: in a long distance relationship and you're talking to someone

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Speaker 1: on the phone, your partner, your long distance partner, and

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Speaker 1: you love you love your kissy, kissy kissy, would you

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Speaker 1: pay money to have a device that would replicate their

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Speaker 1: kiss because that's what's been invented. Of course, of course

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Speaker 1: it happens.

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Speaker 2: I would pay money. What sort of device?

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you. It's a Chinese contraption with warm moving

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Speaker 1: silicon lips.

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Speaker 2: It's not connected straight to a wu hand lab business.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you call your area. The device

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Speaker 1: has been advertised so couples can share real physical intimacy.

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Speaker 1: And supposedly you kiss your endivisy right, and then it's.

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Speaker 2: Not going to be used inappropriately.

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Speaker 1: But I bet they're just it probably just mimics mouth

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Speaker 1: movements and the other person does the same, something like

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Speaker 1: you've your movements is replicated in theirs. Although you have

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Speaker 1: to download a mobile phone app, plug the device into

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Speaker 1: the phone's charging port, pair it up with your there app,

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Speaker 1: et cetera, et cetera, and it's just this mouth. I

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Speaker 1: don't think there's there's no tongue involved. Look at the picture,

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Speaker 1: it's like like a silicon mouth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like a man's mouth. Is it a

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Speaker 2: man's mouth?

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Speaker 1: Well, maybe that's the man version and someone else gets

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Speaker 1: the woman's version. Some people have said it's vulgar and creepy.

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Speaker 1: Other people have said I like it. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what about Charles and Camilla. Imagine what you'd have to

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Speaker 1: replicate it tongue If I know there's no tongue, I.

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Speaker 2: Said that, so it's just closed mouth.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a closed mouth. You know, who would

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Speaker 1: have enjoyed this? My teenage self. When you've seen movies

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Speaker 1: you read about kissing, you don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: You don't know if you're any good at it, so

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Speaker 1: you need to practice on things. I would have liked

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Speaker 1: one of these.

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Speaker 3: I always get a vivid flashback to the big tongue

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Speaker 3: kiss thing when I witnessed my going to town with

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Speaker 3: this girl, my tongue passion when we're like about done

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Speaker 3: twelve or something.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it was so weird. I'm going, why

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Speaker 2: did he learn to do that?

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Speaker 1: And who wants to age?

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Speaker 2: How did he learn to do and she was just

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Speaker 2: it was like it just happened.

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Speaker 1: Well, also I remember the first time someone stuck their

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Speaker 1: tongue in my What did you think? I was horrified

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Speaker 1: because I thought it would be this sweet, romantic smooch,

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Speaker 1: But a tongue in the mouth was just something terror

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Speaker 1: clean my teeth all night.

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Speaker 2: But with this how old were you?

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Speaker 1: Oh, probably about sixteen? Terrible, isn't it. I was a

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Speaker 1: very late bloomer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but still, and you just didn't expect.

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Speaker 1: It or no, we'd been out on a so called date.

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Speaker 3: I remember my first tongue kiss was I was at

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Speaker 3: the speedway and there was this girl there that I

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Speaker 3: kind of knew, and she said, Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 3: And I went to kiss her like in a nice

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Speaker 3: like hello, how are you? But I tripped over and

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Speaker 3: my mouth on.

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Speaker 1: Kid kisses another kid on the cheek, on the check.

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Speaker 1: It's only a tongue landed in her mouth.

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Speaker 3: Came on and then but she took that as like

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Speaker 3: something more so she just opened her mouth and it

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Speaker 3: just worked.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe it's sentences. I like to hear her

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Speaker 1: version of events.

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Speaker 2: It's true. It's true.

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Speaker 1: When I was younger, I would practice kissing on an orange,

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Speaker 1: just you know, I'd cut a hole into the top

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Speaker 1: of it and practice kissing. Or I'd do it in

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Speaker 1: the mirror. I kiss the mirror to see if I

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Speaker 1: could see how I looked kissing the mirror.

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Speaker 3: Well, you look mental because you're kissing yourself for a start, win.

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Speaker 1: I should be so lucky, Glass, I understand what a

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Speaker 1: mirror is, Brendan. I can't drip over and land on

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Speaker 1: a mirror. The tongue open. Well, I would have loved

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Speaker 1: one of these because I could have just practiced, and

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Speaker 1: that would have been enough. I didn't need a boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: I just needed that and a pillow to cardless. Even now,

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Speaker 2: you'd be living at home by yourself.

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Speaker 1: Chinese kissing device. At least the oranges would go unmolested.

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Speaker 2: Four oranges.

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Speaker 3: They're still telling stories now.

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Speaker 1: She went for my navel.

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Speaker 2: It's got appeal, okay,