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Speaker 1: I heard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen

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Speaker 1: live on the Free I heard.

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Speaker 2: The Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: As I enter middle aged fatherhood, I think I'm entering

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Speaker 3: into a zone which is I think nearly impossible to nail.

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Speaker 3: But I think that every father or aspiring father wants

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Speaker 3: to nail.

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Speaker 4: Do you think you're nailing fIF thing you currently? I

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Speaker 4: don't know. That's what I'm talking about it. So do

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Speaker 4: you think do you think I'm a hot dad or

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Speaker 4: a dorky dad?

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Speaker 5: If we're talking about just aesthetically, you're a good looking god.

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Speaker 5: Not aesthetically, I mean like cool, so hot as in cool,

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Speaker 5: like yeah, oh you're dorky. You're definitely dorky because the

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Speaker 5: thing about you is you do a lot of things

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Speaker 5: that like, stereotypically are cool. Yeah, but because you keep

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Speaker 5: chasing these things that everyone thinks is cool, it becomes

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Speaker 5: uncoll It's like you're you're hunting.

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Speaker 1: Cool like it's a rabbit. Yeah, the wrong way to

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Speaker 1: go about call. So I disagree, clearly, clearly. Naturally, I

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Speaker 1: think anyone who puts DJ DECKX like in a drawer

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Speaker 1: in their kitchen, it's just trying too hard.

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Speaker 4: That's pretty cool. Yeah, see that's what you think. I

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Speaker 4: actually had a guy come over the.

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Speaker 3: Other day to come and tune the piano. Yeah, of couse,

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Speaker 3: thing he's ever seen. He was also a fifty five.

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Speaker 4: Year old dad piano.

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Speaker 2: You've got that market mate, big tick.

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Speaker 4: It's not about that though.

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Speaker 3: And see this is the really weird thing, Like the

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Speaker 3: I actually was faced with this, and we're talking about

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Speaker 3: this in the meeting before that. The people that I

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Speaker 3: want to try and impress, the people that I have

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Speaker 3: a lot of disdain for, which is pretty much you're

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Speaker 3: under twenty five's because they have the.

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Speaker 4: Hit people in the world, right, cool, twenty five and under.

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Speaker 4: They're with it, right, Yes, they're.

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Speaker 3: Up to speed, and for some reason they're the ones

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Speaker 3: that I want to be in with, of course, but

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Speaker 3: I also can't stand them, and I'm not sure what that.

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Speaker 3: We'll study that dynamic a little bit later. Really, though,

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Speaker 3: the only thing that matters to me in all of

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Speaker 3: this is that I'm cooler than you.

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Speaker 4: That's it. That's all that matters to me.

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Speaker 2: You're trying to compete just with me. I think, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think you shouldn't.

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Speaker 4: You should name so high.

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Speaker 1: So to start let's let's aim a little bit lower first, like,

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Speaker 1: don't come for the cool king. Let's just let's just

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Speaker 1: make sure that your average cool before you take down

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Speaker 1: to the king.

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Speaker 3: The king, I think, I know that I've already got

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Speaker 3: your covered, but I think I think you need to

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Speaker 3: hear it from some other people. And I think I

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Speaker 3: need to hear it from some other people. Okay, So

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Speaker 3: thirteen one and six five, what I would love to

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Speaker 3: do right now is create a a jury of daughters,

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Speaker 3: if you will, on thirteen one and six five, a

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Speaker 3: daughter jury. So it's pretty much like I want my

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Speaker 3: daughter to think that I'm going to be cool.

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Speaker 4: At that age.

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Speaker 1: That's really what makes what we all want when our

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Speaker 2: I think both of us the dream is that we're

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Speaker 3: And they're really kind of the people that I would

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Speaker 4: They hang with the cool people.

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Speaker 3: So thirteen when I six five, I said, before can

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Speaker 3: and Jump pointed out, well, if you're a woman, you

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Speaker 4: So.

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Speaker 3: That is true, but daughter jury sounds a bit better

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Speaker 3: off there. So thirteen, you're under the age of thirty

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Speaker 3: please give us a call right now.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to give this a crack today.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to put forward a few of the things

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Speaker 3: that I do that I think are the coolest things.

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Speaker 1: That I've got. This is already so very dorky, but

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Speaker 1: you will do that tomorrow. Oh no, what yes, what

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Speaker 4: Well, then you lose. I'll just go whatever and then

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Speaker 4: just like walk out. That's not cool, passag and that's

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Speaker 4: not cool. Used to be in the nineties. In the nineties.

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Speaker 4: I'm stuck in the nineties. So we kind of.

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Speaker 3: Need some yeah, some youngish women to kind of, I think,

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Speaker 4: Okay, done, thirteen one and six five.

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Speaker 3: I need a a daughter jewry, a jury of daughters,

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Speaker 3: the jury of daughters six five daughter trying to establish

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Speaker 3: being a cool not a dorky dad. And I looked

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Speaker 3: at Jim yesterday and in my eyes I was like, Wow,

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Speaker 3: this is as cool as a dad gets.

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Speaker 6: I guess thing, Well.

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Speaker 3: Just Jim Courryer thrashing out Metallica on a drum kit.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how old Jim is. I'd say nearly sixty.

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Speaker 2: And I'd tell you he looks amazing.

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Speaker 4: Stud say he's in the sixties. I'd looked at that

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Speaker 4: and I was like, wow, Courier, so cool. But then

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Speaker 4: I was reminded of the fact that we are also

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Speaker 4: two dads. Yeah, and we're not the right people to

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Speaker 1: I do think the whole audience found that very cool, though,

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Speaker 1: like people were on their feet. And also I think

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Speaker 1: nonchalant about it. Yeah, Like it was just like, oh whatever, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just did a drum solo, and that's important now

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Speaker 1: inherently with you bringing this to the radio show and

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Speaker 1: trying to be cool, you're not quite nailing that, But

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Speaker 1: I'm interested in.

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Speaker 4: Better better. Don't tell me what is better or not.

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Speaker 3: On the Coolking, You'll have the cook You have a

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Speaker 3: tattoo that says cool dad on your ankle with an

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Speaker 3: arrow pointing up at you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm the cool dad. So it's pointing to me, brilliant.

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Speaker 3: Now you have brought a big game between twenty six.

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Speaker 3: Thank you brought some got some hair going. Yep, it's

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Speaker 4: Probably got yourself a new bike and some new shoes

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Speaker 4: for it. No, but got its service today. But it's

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Speaker 4: not important, all right. I've asked for a jury of

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Speaker 4: Mayer's daughters with the Law and Order fame.

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Speaker 3: And that's that's just Radio Gold guys, Michael, Shark, Daniel

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Speaker 4: Now, Meg, you're a daughter, Yes, I am. Okay, your

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Speaker 4: dad's seventy six. Yeah, he's an old seller. I think

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Speaker 3: Need I'm just going to reel off. I'm going to

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Speaker 3: choose my three currently coolest things. Yeah all right, I

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Speaker 4: And I'm just going to go to Can we have

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Speaker 4: all the girls on live? Is that all right? I've

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Speaker 4: got Mealer, I've got Emily, and I've got Meg. Are

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Speaker 4: you all there? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Jeez, all of a sudden, this is a bit nerve wrecking,

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Speaker 3: isn't it. You're really putting yourself out there. Meg's and

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Speaker 3: how did I get how did I get sucked in news? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're trying way too hard. Meg you're in your twenties.

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Speaker 3: Emily you're in your twenties. And Meal you're thirteen. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: okayat three daughters, good range on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'll ask you first, Meg, do you listen to

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm just interested without Will pitching himself as being cool

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Speaker 1: out of the two of us, which one would you

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Speaker 1: say is cooler?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 7: That I mean, if you have to ask you do

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Speaker 7: you know the answer.

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Speaker 1: Don't you?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: Will is the one asking the question right now, make

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Speaker 1: that very clear that Will is the one driving this

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Speaker 2: But don't think of that too much, like who is

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Speaker 2: cooler out of Will?

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Speaker 4: And I?

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Speaker 7: Hm, I probably have to go with forty.

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Speaker 1: Bang bang bang bang early point. But so but Meg,

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Speaker 1: so Will is now going to bring up some things.

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Speaker 1: Who just asked in a cool way? Why did you

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Speaker 1: do this in a cool way?

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Speaker 4: You can do You can do your thing tomorrow. All right,

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Speaker 4: here we go, guys. All right, okay, so nervous, nervous?

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Speaker 3: Well, like, imagine if you had a list of things

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Speaker 4: Very vulnerable, very vulnerable, also instantly not cool. I agree

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Speaker 4: with that, but this is the only way we can

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Speaker 4: do it. So here we go. Guys. I have one

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Speaker 1: It could be cool.

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Speaker 4: I think tends what the earring is saying. It's just

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Speaker 3: We'll take that miler cooler and call I mean.

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Speaker 7: My brother has one earring as well, and I mean,

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Speaker 7: yeah for a dad, cool.

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Speaker 4: For a dad. Unbelievable. Bang, that's two out of three, Emily,

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Speaker 4: you can say. But it's a moot point. Now is

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Speaker 4: that cool or not? No, it's not cool pot out

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Speaker 4: of three. I don't worry about it, moving on it.

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Speaker 7: I just thought I'm gonna get to certain I traving

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Speaker 7: one air ring.

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Speaker 3: Just this is the this is the issue. This is

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Speaker 3: as soon as you start reaching into trying to be cool.

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Speaker 3: Once people realize people didn't know him a dad though.

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Speaker 4: That's the thing.

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Speaker 3: Anonymously, If people see me and they don't know I'm

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Speaker 3: a dad though, that guy's cool. As soon as they

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Speaker 3: find out I've got a child's well, I'm not seen

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Speaker 3: on the street with my child, Woodie, I'm not seen

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Speaker 3: with her.

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Speaker 1: You're still looking at the guys in his late thirties

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Speaker 1: maybe early forties, with an earring late twenties.

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Speaker 4: People saw me. Okay, moving on all right, here we

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Speaker 4: go guys.

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Speaker 3: Rather than paying with credit card, I started paying with

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Speaker 3: cash a bit more recently.

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Speaker 4: Meg cooler, uncool?

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Speaker 7: See I use cash, so I think that's cool, But

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Speaker 7: I unfortunately think maybe other people might not think cool.

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Speaker 4: Milo is that cooler? Uncol cash.

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Speaker 7: I think it's it's cool. It's not a.

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Speaker 4: Cool Emily cash cooler Uncle.

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Speaker 7: I think it's cool, got only because I watched my

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Speaker 7: parents struggle with Battle pay.

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Speaker 4: That's yeah. I agree cash is cool. Cash is cool.

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Speaker 1: Although one thing you've left at is that you keep

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Speaker 1: your cash in a small pencil case. Just want to

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna love what I want to talk about

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Speaker 1: now for them, Yeah, three to four minutes, you're probably

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Speaker 4: I know what it is going to be about.

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Speaker 2: Is that is that right?

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Speaker 7: I will?

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Speaker 4: Obviously?

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Speaker 3: I know I knew as soon as I saw the email,

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Speaker 3: I had the account I actually had the accountant over this morning,

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Speaker 3: did you because you have some.

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Speaker 1: Stuff to work out because our accountant, I've got a

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Speaker 1: mutual account Will, but.

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Speaker 4: We've got we've got a company.

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Speaker 1: It's called Will and Woody Proprietory Limited, and we decided

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Speaker 1: eight months ago, seven months.

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Speaker 4: Ago that had the big call bill.

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Speaker 1: It was a good idea for us both to get

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Speaker 1: a credit card, responsibly, a business credit card. And we said, look,

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Speaker 2: But we both said it's pretty black and white.

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Speaker 1: There's some obvious business purchases that we can put on

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Speaker 1: the business credit card.

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Speaker 2: And we were like, great, and now I barely used mine.

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Speaker 4: Because I'm going to be us.

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Speaker 1: I don't make many business purchases, like why did that

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Speaker 1: business need to make purchases? But unfortunately, Wilbur, you've used

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Speaker 4: My friends, because.

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Speaker 1: We received an email from our accountant going over. She

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Speaker 1: just said, look, there's some transactions here, guys, and I

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Speaker 4: So play a bit of music. I'm going to go

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Speaker 1: The big spender, and I just want you to explain

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Speaker 1: to me wilbur as to how you thought this was

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Speaker 4: So did all your dirty work in November and December.

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Speaker 1: So the big boy obviously did a few months where

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Speaker 2: No, maybe maybe I'll have a little bit of fun.

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Speaker 2: So you find yourself down.

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Speaker 5: All justifiable by the way, Well you tell me, mate, what.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to know?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: You I'm going to go through each transaction. You can

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Speaker 1: explain it. So is on the business credit card. Love

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Speaker 1: a bowl, got yourself in a sigh? Bo what happened there?

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Speaker 4: Mate?

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Speaker 1: Need a bit of sugar for the show? I reckon,

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Speaker 1: that's a business transaction. So you're gone twelve bucks there.

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Speaker 1: You then went to Baker's Delight, Baker's Delight a little bit.

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Speaker 4: He's on the clock.

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Speaker 3: That one was four bucks four dolls for cheese one

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Speaker 3: of these days, and outrage.

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Speaker 5: Fruits on parade, Fruits on parade, fruits on parade, fruit

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Speaker 5: and bed shop.

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Speaker 4: Yep, I thought you do the fruit and bed shopping.

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Speaker 4: Check it on the business card.

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Speaker 3: Next to Love a bar next well, and then if

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Speaker 3: anyone knows that street that's stripping Clifton Hill just just

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Speaker 4: You're clearly down their way in the card according to you.

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Speaker 1: For business, you chuck your sad on and you go

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Speaker 1: and do some business very hard morning.

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Speaker 4: This one absolutely as a shock.

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Speaker 3: Imagine if someone got all your expenditure on a hangover.

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Speaker 4: This is mine.

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Speaker 1: This is a lot of fun So this is this

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Speaker 4: But you went to mccoppin's, which is a very classic

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Speaker 1: There, Yeah, you really don't move far now when you're

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Speaker 1: making your search. You went to mcoppin's, you spent ninety

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Speaker 4: Nine dollars fifty two.

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Speaker 1: So what did you what did you forget the first

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Speaker 4: The car? What were you buying? I reckon I would

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Speaker 4: have gone back for more booze right, and I'll just

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Speaker 4: remind everyone the holidays. The holidays, it's just far. We

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Speaker 4: put it on the company card anyway. We don't have

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Speaker 4: time to go through all the transactions. Well, I think

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Speaker 4: the worst one that I had to cover up for. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we'll do them tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why if we don't need to come back, No,

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Speaker 3: we can. This is an honest mistake. It was an

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Speaker 4: I've got I've got pages of transactions here. This is

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Speaker 4: a mistake in the Wolf of Fall Street. You've been

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Speaker 3: It's always an absolute pleasure to have Merrick Watt's on

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Speaker 3: the show, truly, I think one of the funniest men

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Speaker 3: in Australia. He's got a brand new drink out now

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Speaker 3: called Posca. I'm sure you guys have seen it or

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Speaker 3: heard of it. And if you only gone see Mez

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Speaker 3: get along to an Idiot's Guide to Wine Volume three,

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Speaker 3: coming to the Comedy this year Comedy Festival near you.

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Speaker 3: He's going to be all over the country right now. Though,

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Speaker 3: Mez joints us on the phone mess how are you.

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Speaker 7: Boys?

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Speaker 4: The producers were like, oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: So you've got Meeric on you know there's Brooklyn beckon

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Speaker 3: things every and then they're like, hey, didn't MEZ used

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Speaker 3: to do a show in twenty thirteen with Melby and

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Speaker 3: he's close with Victoria Beckham.

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Speaker 4: You can ask me about the Spice Girl. So I

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Speaker 8: I've made him all, I've worked with them all and

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Speaker 8: we're practically best mates. I have ever ever met David

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Speaker 8: Beckham all the rest of his family, but I'm happy

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Speaker 8: to speak about my relationship with them.

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Speaker 2: So hang on, hang on. So we worked with Melby.

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Speaker 1: Did she ever talk about her relationship with Poshm?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 9: Not really, No, she never talked about the Spice Girls.

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Speaker 4: You didn't see much to Melby during that show, did

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Speaker 4: you anyway? She was not really there. No, it's not really.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot she flew in.

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Speaker 8: She she rolled me and Jules Land a ripper though,

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Speaker 8: Like I'm not joking, one of the best all time.

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Speaker 4: Melby goes, I want to do a team dinner.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm going to go to Icebergs. I want to

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Speaker 8: go to Icebergs, right, so I want to get We

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Speaker 8: got to Icebergs. Down to bond I, notoriously the most

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Speaker 8: expensive restaurant in Australia. We get down there with with

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Speaker 8: her former husband Stefan, whose real name is Stephen, but

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Speaker 8: then he's calling himself Stefan. She is a massive which

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Speaker 8: is not really a bit of a flag for me,

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Speaker 8: to be honest, right, I'm not anyway, So we get there,

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Speaker 8: Sophie Monk can't make it, so it's me and Jules Lund.

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Speaker 4: Clever from so Clever from so great tap out class,

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Speaker 4: so smart. Last minute, Oh I can't.

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Speaker 8: I might have an upset stomach or cancer or not,

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Speaker 8: just an upset stomach. Anyway, I'm out. We're going nuts

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Speaker 8: on the food and the wine. Right, it's really expensive,

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Speaker 8: and Jules and I go, holy shit. We know that

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Speaker 8: they've got a different budget to us, but we're going

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Speaker 8: to go through easies in this. So any way, whatever

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Speaker 8: the bill comes out and we're going, look, we'll just

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Speaker 8: divide it up and melt and her husband just go no.

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Speaker 9: She goes no, no.

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Speaker 8: Forget, I've got this, and I went fantastic. How Jews

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Speaker 8: and I going wow, And we look at the bill

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Speaker 8: and it's like four or five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: They've gone nuts.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, So then she told the owner of the restaurant

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Speaker 4: I don't understanding why he was.

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Speaker 8: Yelling at me, going what's wrong with a food merry?

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Speaker 4: Is it too salty for you?

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Speaker 9: And I'm going, no, no, it's fine, just because if

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Speaker 9: it is too salty, you can say it's too salty

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Speaker 9: and I go, no, it's fine. Then the next flag

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Speaker 9: is on Monday when our boss walks into me in

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Speaker 9: Lundy and just goes, who do you two think you are?

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Speaker 9: And we're like, what you expect the company to pick

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Speaker 4: I love Melby. I loved so much. I loved so much,

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Speaker 4: like jeers of blood coming out of my arm. It's

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Speaker 4: really great. That's awesome.

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Speaker 3: Now meys, we're just saying you're fifty two, you look amazing,

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Speaker 3: you best you ever been. I know you're into this

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Speaker 3: whole like get up early productivity, geek style, fitness. Did

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Speaker 3: you get into the whole fitness game? Pre or post

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Speaker 3: winning sas Australia That was.

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Speaker 4: Pre I can talk about that.

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Speaker 8: I can talk about it.

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Speaker 4: It's actually quite boring now I think about it. But

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Speaker 4: I just want to know, Yeah I interested. One of

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Speaker 4: us is interested. Mary. He was just just drinking away

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Speaker 4: the paint. That's what pasca does. It drinks pain. We've

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Speaker 8: Sometimes people just drink away their fears, their inhibitions, or

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Speaker 4: It's just when drink away shape. So why did you

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Speaker 4: get into fitness? What got you into fitness? Mary?

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Speaker 2: I had I just got really really heavy, right.

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Speaker 8: I was pushing probably about one hundred kegs because I

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Speaker 8: had kids just start eating everything that they're not eating

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Speaker 8: you know, And I got really hefty. But I just

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Speaker 4: That who you didn't recognize yourself. I wanted to tease

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Speaker 4: that guy. I'm going to bully him.

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Speaker 8: So, oh, you're the guy you want to bully.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what it's like? Do you want to do?

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Speaker 4: You know what?

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Speaker 8: Like the conflict you have inside? I wanted to bully yourself.

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Speaker 4: Oh you just christ.

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Speaker 8: When you're going to have another dim sim I think

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Speaker 8: they called a photo me eating something and I just

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Speaker 4: What were you getting pad for Mary. Was it just

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Speaker 4: like Merry spotted Nah nah, I.

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Speaker 8: Was just leaving a brothel and this is one of

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Speaker 8: those moments where they just they got.

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Speaker 4: Me and now the producers tell me to wrap you up?

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Speaker 4: All right, Pasca cure? Is that shame? Gee?

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Speaker 2: Wizards, you got a lot of it, So get a boscar.

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Speaker 6: Along.

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Speaker 1: You are trying to convince us that someone else is

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Speaker 1: in the car with you. On thirteen one oh six

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Speaker 1: y five, we decided someone else actually there or you're

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Speaker 4: Voice and will. But today if you do trick us

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Speaker 4: a little bit of cash for you. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 4: a lot of the beautiful people that have called already.

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Speaker 3: We didn't mention the money before, deliberately because we just

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Speaker 3: want pure players. Yes, absolutely, people that are here for

440
00:18:56,229 --> 00:18:57,829
Speaker 3: the love of the game, not for the cash. But

441
00:18:57,869 --> 00:18:59,709
Speaker 3: there is five hundred dollars for the person that manages

442
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Speaker 3: to trick us in phone alone today, all thanks to

443
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Speaker 3: Glowbird Love your Energy with Blowbird's red Hot Summer rates

444
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Speaker 3: on Electricity.

445
00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:11,269
Speaker 4: Maria, Hi, who are you in the car with Maria?

446
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,549
Speaker 7: My mom Irene Irene okay?

447
00:19:14,549 --> 00:19:14,909
Speaker 4: Where are you?

448
00:19:14,949 --> 00:19:15,189
Speaker 7: And mom?

449
00:19:15,269 --> 00:19:16,869
Speaker 3: After him?

450
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:19,629
Speaker 7: We just picked up from down the coast. Then we're

451
00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:20,229
Speaker 7: heading home.

452
00:19:20,589 --> 00:19:23,509
Speaker 4: Really okay, I can I hear from Irene? Please?

453
00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:29,069
Speaker 7: Hello, how are you inside? And nice to meet you.

454
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,069
Speaker 4: It is so lovely to meet you as well, Irene.

455
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:33,989
Speaker 4: What's your accent? Irene?

456
00:19:34,949 --> 00:19:37,629
Speaker 1: South America?

457
00:19:37,669 --> 00:19:39,869
Speaker 2: And what were you doing down on the coast Maria.

458
00:19:40,949 --> 00:19:43,589
Speaker 7: I went on to pick up mum and she was

459
00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:46,389
Speaker 7: visiting some friends that she used to live down there,

460
00:19:46,429 --> 00:19:47,349
Speaker 7: so she spent a week.

461
00:19:48,189 --> 00:19:49,869
Speaker 4: So that was a question for Irene. That was a

462
00:19:49,909 --> 00:19:53,589
Speaker 4: question for Irene. You did, s Maria, Marie, excuse me?

463
00:19:54,949 --> 00:19:58,109
Speaker 7: Do you still live in Queen and see them?

464
00:19:58,549 --> 00:19:59,989
Speaker 8: Are I gone there?

465
00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:00,189
Speaker 3: For?

466
00:20:00,389 --> 00:20:00,429
Speaker 8: This?

467
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:04,269
Speaker 7: Is this my friend and I have it ten days

468
00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:05,789
Speaker 7: from I really enjoyed.

469
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,989
Speaker 4: I would love to get you. Need to talk to you, Irene.

470
00:20:10,029 --> 00:20:12,389
Speaker 1: But I mean that is if this is a voice,

471
00:20:12,429 --> 00:20:14,469
Speaker 1: Maria is the best, Irene.

472
00:20:14,749 --> 00:20:18,389
Speaker 4: Where are you from in South America? Irene? I'm na

473
00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:19,669
Speaker 4: it's legit.

474
00:20:20,269 --> 00:20:22,949
Speaker 1: That is one hundred Irene is real. There is two

475
00:20:22,949 --> 00:20:23,749
Speaker 1: people in that car.

476
00:20:24,869 --> 00:20:27,549
Speaker 4: Yeah, we think there's two people there, Maria.

477
00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:29,069
Speaker 7: Yes, correct.

478
00:20:29,149 --> 00:20:32,829
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Oh it's so nice to meet you, Irene.

479
00:20:34,069 --> 00:20:37,109
Speaker 7: Nice to meet you you too. You sent very nice man.

480
00:20:37,389 --> 00:20:40,469
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you you sound like a wonderful woman. It's

481
00:20:40,509 --> 00:20:41,789
Speaker 4: actually been like you know what that was.

482
00:20:41,829 --> 00:20:43,709
Speaker 3: That was a wonderful story in jen You guys can

483
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:44,469
Speaker 3: have the five hundred bucks.

484
00:20:44,469 --> 00:20:46,349
Speaker 4: Oh thanks to glow Beard take it. That was awesome.

485
00:20:47,509 --> 00:20:50,749
Speaker 7: Thank you, love you more.

486
00:20:53,829 --> 00:20:55,829
Speaker 4: Your chance to go to the AO finals before we

487
00:20:55,869 --> 00:20:56,149
Speaker 4: do those.

488
00:20:56,149 --> 00:20:58,188
Speaker 3: Speaking of ball beats, if you missed it yesterday we

489
00:20:58,189 --> 00:21:01,229
Speaker 3: were down live at the AO. Big thanks to the

490
00:21:01,269 --> 00:21:04,309
Speaker 3: AO for having us down there, wood Row and speaking

491
00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:06,989
Speaker 3: of ball beats, mister Tennis himself, Jim Courreer won the

492
00:21:07,029 --> 00:21:09,709
Speaker 3: AO twice. All of your TVs right now, obviously commentating

493
00:21:09,749 --> 00:21:12,349
Speaker 3: the Australian Open. He came down he'd been We called

494
00:21:12,389 --> 00:21:14,589
Speaker 3: him out on a year long bet. He said he

495
00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:18,509
Speaker 3: was the best drummer who wasn't a drummer in the world.

496
00:21:18,909 --> 00:21:21,309
Speaker 3: He said, fine, pick a song, will bring the kid.

497
00:21:21,429 --> 00:21:21,669
Speaker 4: He did.

498
00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:23,949
Speaker 3: He came down to top court at the AO and

499
00:21:23,989 --> 00:21:27,229
Speaker 3: thrashed out Metallica live in front of a full crowd.

500
00:21:27,269 --> 00:21:27,869
Speaker 4: Over listen.

501
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,029
Speaker 7: Guy thing.

502
00:21:41,429 --> 00:21:45,029
Speaker 1: Well and then he arrogantly said, I just won my

503
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Speaker 1: third Australian over Yeah.

504
00:21:46,669 --> 00:21:48,989
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think you pre prepared that line if

505
00:21:48,989 --> 00:21:52,069
Speaker 4: I'm honest. Anyways, check it out. TikTok and Instagram will

506
00:21:52,109 --> 00:21:53,189
Speaker 4: and what if you want to see it? This is

507
00:21:53,269 --> 00:21:53,829
Speaker 4: side to behold.

508
00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:55,669
Speaker 3: Thanks again for Jim for coming down right now though

509
00:21:55,709 --> 00:21:57,189
Speaker 3: your chance to go to the A Finals.

510
00:21:58,549 --> 00:22:00,349
Speaker 4: This is willan Woodies.

511
00:22:02,749 --> 00:22:05,989
Speaker 8: Experience more with an AO twenty six gram pass on

512
00:22:06,149 --> 00:22:08,668
Speaker 8: sale now starting from just thirty five dollars.

513
00:22:11,349 --> 00:22:12,148
Speaker 4: So will about you?

514
00:22:13,349 --> 00:22:17,029
Speaker 1: Well your drama song on some ball canisters here tennis

515
00:22:17,029 --> 00:22:18,509
Speaker 1: ball canisters.

516
00:22:18,229 --> 00:22:20,309
Speaker 2: Australian Open official Dunlop.

517
00:22:19,989 --> 00:22:24,709
Speaker 1: Ball canisters spell great and you guys listening just have

518
00:22:24,829 --> 00:22:28,349
Speaker 1: to tell us what song will is beating on the

519
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:31,709
Speaker 1: balls to go to the final of the Australian Open.

520
00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:35,029
Speaker 1: We've got April here April. You'll be the first one

521
00:22:35,109 --> 00:22:36,069
Speaker 1: having a guess.

522
00:22:37,709 --> 00:22:42,789
Speaker 4: Good luck? Have you heard this game before April?

523
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:44,149
Speaker 1: I have yet?

524
00:22:44,189 --> 00:22:46,749
Speaker 7: So I tried to get through yesterday or what.

525
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:49,469
Speaker 4: When we did it live? Did you get it? Did

526
00:22:49,509 --> 00:22:55,029
Speaker 4: you guess? Brittany? No, honestly, if you haven't heard it before,

527
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:56,589
Speaker 4: it is a hard bit, There's no doubt about that.

528
00:22:56,669 --> 00:22:59,549
Speaker 4: But there's the lot oft tickets in downwards hents. Why

529
00:22:59,549 --> 00:23:03,989
Speaker 4: people call here? We go okay? Thang? I sorry? So

530
00:23:04,109 --> 00:23:05,189
Speaker 4: why are using your fingers?

531
00:23:05,429 --> 00:23:08,589
Speaker 3: You've got drumsticks and transferred to fingers. I think I

532
00:23:08,869 --> 00:23:12,229
Speaker 3: better texture with my fingers. I can't know the context. Please,

533
00:23:13,109 --> 00:23:20,469
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, it was a ball rattle.

534
00:23:20,989 --> 00:23:22,829
Speaker 4: Can I get someone in here to hold this canister

535
00:23:22,949 --> 00:23:24,989
Speaker 4: for me? Please? Because it's just it's.

536
00:23:24,909 --> 00:23:27,989
Speaker 1: Moving too much running in Sorry about this, April, we are.

537
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:31,349
Speaker 3: A profession I'm sorry, April, I'm sorry about this. The

538
00:23:31,669 --> 00:23:34,029
Speaker 3: problem is I have to empty out the canisters. This one,

539
00:23:34,069 --> 00:23:36,749
Speaker 3: please leave you hold that one? Yeah, they I have

540
00:23:36,789 --> 00:23:38,709
Speaker 3: to take out different balls from the cannisters to get

541
00:23:38,749 --> 00:23:39,549
Speaker 3: different sounds.

542
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:42,469
Speaker 4: It's obviously we're playing different notes. You don't care. All right,

543
00:23:42,509 --> 00:23:54,749
Speaker 4: let's do it, April. What do you think it is? April?

544
00:23:56,429 --> 00:23:59,309
Speaker 7: I actually have no idea that I'm going to go, Julia.

545
00:24:00,029 --> 00:24:03,589
Speaker 4: No, I guess there. April makes the play. Let the

546
00:24:03,629 --> 00:24:06,709
Speaker 4: play we're after? Eric, double past the AO Men's final.

547
00:24:06,909 --> 00:24:07,869
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear it again?

548
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:08,149
Speaker 10: Eric?

549
00:24:08,189 --> 00:24:09,069
Speaker 4: What do you think you've got it?

550
00:24:10,309 --> 00:24:11,069
Speaker 7: Could I hear it again?

551
00:24:11,109 --> 00:24:11,349
Speaker 9: Please?

552
00:24:11,429 --> 00:24:17,949
Speaker 4: Sure? Sure? Pressure on? Will let's go again? Producer Levine

553
00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:20,349
Speaker 4: and just holding you? What do you do it work? Today?

554
00:24:20,389 --> 00:24:23,669
Speaker 3: Darn held a ball cannister on one of the boys

555
00:24:23,749 --> 00:24:25,629
Speaker 3: dreamed on it's on the show live.

556
00:24:25,789 --> 00:24:39,429
Speaker 4: All right, here we go Eric, Eric, Oh, I'm gonna

557
00:24:39,469 --> 00:24:40,309
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go.

558
00:24:40,669 --> 00:24:41,629
Speaker 7: Is it end the beginning?

559
00:24:42,629 --> 00:24:45,429
Speaker 4: End? It's not in the beginning, it's not in the beginning.

560
00:24:45,709 --> 00:24:48,669
Speaker 4: Good try, though, I'm not across that song. I'm just

561
00:24:48,669 --> 00:24:52,549
Speaker 4: going to give a little hint here, small hint, hey, Hey,

562
00:24:52,789 --> 00:24:55,029
Speaker 4: no hints. This is my bit. It's a small.

563
00:24:56,949 --> 00:24:58,709
Speaker 3: One drumming mate, unless you want to come over here

564
00:24:58,709 --> 00:25:00,309
Speaker 3: and put your reputation on the line.

565
00:25:00,469 --> 00:25:02,909
Speaker 4: No way, exactly. I can't do it where I can

566
00:25:02,949 --> 00:25:06,909
Speaker 4: do it. Let's go to Trish. Let's go to Trish. Trish, Hi, there,

567
00:25:07,509 --> 00:25:09,349
Speaker 4: do you know what it is? No?

568
00:25:09,469 --> 00:25:10,389
Speaker 7: Could you play the game.

569
00:25:12,549 --> 00:25:14,949
Speaker 4: It's a hard bit hard to hear here you go?

570
00:25:24,309 --> 00:25:26,909
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I have no idea.

571
00:25:28,349 --> 00:25:29,469
Speaker 4: You're ready for my small hint?

572
00:25:29,509 --> 00:25:29,669
Speaker 6: Now?

573
00:25:29,669 --> 00:25:34,069
Speaker 4: Will well? I mean now, no one's got it. We

574
00:25:34,189 --> 00:25:36,509
Speaker 4: just we've played this song a lot. I reckon, I

575
00:25:36,629 --> 00:25:37,388
Speaker 4: played this song a lot.

576
00:25:37,789 --> 00:25:39,908
Speaker 2: Everyone's heard this song a lot. Can I say the

577
00:25:39,989 --> 00:25:41,149
Speaker 2: gender of the artist will?

578
00:25:41,589 --> 00:25:43,668
Speaker 4: I don't know if there is one? Ah?

579
00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:48,589
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Trish, I'm here.

580
00:25:48,629 --> 00:25:49,029
Speaker 1: I'm here.

581
00:25:49,309 --> 00:25:51,069
Speaker 7: Why I really want to win these ticket?

582
00:25:51,389 --> 00:25:53,549
Speaker 4: No, Trish, double pass the O finals? What do you reckon?

583
00:25:53,589 --> 00:25:53,869
Speaker 10: It is?

584
00:25:55,709 --> 00:25:56,509
Speaker 7: Let's go again?

585
00:25:57,429 --> 00:26:00,589
Speaker 3: No, No, you've heard a Trish.

586
00:26:00,989 --> 00:26:03,829
Speaker 4: Just got to go back to April otherwise.

587
00:26:04,789 --> 00:26:08,188
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, I don't know, Taylor Swift.

588
00:26:08,789 --> 00:26:12,029
Speaker 4: That's a good guess. It's it's playing the percentages. Well done,

589
00:26:12,429 --> 00:26:14,069
Speaker 4: but let's go to April April. Do you know what

590
00:26:14,069 --> 00:26:14,589
Speaker 4: it is yet?

591
00:26:16,149 --> 00:26:16,189
Speaker 3: No?

592
00:26:16,509 --> 00:26:17,189
Speaker 7: Can I have another?

593
00:26:17,229 --> 00:26:17,389
Speaker 5: Here?

594
00:26:17,469 --> 00:26:19,908
Speaker 4: Okay? Here we go? Oh god, is he even in

595
00:26:19,909 --> 00:26:24,908
Speaker 4: the team getting it? No shakes, we're back. Why did

596
00:26:24,989 --> 00:26:25,388
Speaker 4: we get it?

597
00:26:25,429 --> 00:26:27,269
Speaker 1: I just think I don't know. I just think I

598
00:26:27,309 --> 00:26:29,389
Speaker 1: need to do another hint maybe.

599
00:26:29,429 --> 00:26:35,789
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, it's an animal. Okay, here we animal. Oh,

600
00:26:35,989 --> 00:26:37,029
Speaker 4: it's an animal.

601
00:26:37,069 --> 00:26:38,869
Speaker 2: There's an animal in the title of the song.

602
00:26:39,429 --> 00:26:40,789
Speaker 4: Okay, nice, all right, here we go.

603
00:26:41,509 --> 00:26:43,629
Speaker 7: Oh I'm ready, I have the tiger.

604
00:26:44,029 --> 00:26:48,109
Speaker 3: No, no, no, and she's guessing.

605
00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:49,149
Speaker 4: We've got to move on.

606
00:26:49,669 --> 00:26:52,109
Speaker 3: Eric on thirty one and six five back in here,

607
00:26:52,189 --> 00:26:54,949
Speaker 3: one of the players here for AO Ballbeats experienced war

608
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:57,269
Speaker 3: with an a twenty six ground pass on sale now

609
00:26:57,269 --> 00:26:58,629
Speaker 3: starting from just thirty five dollars.

610
00:26:58,989 --> 00:27:01,029
Speaker 4: Eric, are you ready for another? For another round?

611
00:27:02,269 --> 00:27:02,509
Speaker 7: Yeah?

612
00:27:02,629 --> 00:27:03,829
Speaker 4: Look we'll seere we go.

613
00:27:03,869 --> 00:27:06,109
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm playing a song melody on ball canisters for

614
00:27:06,109 --> 00:27:06,908
Speaker 3: the AO Here we go.

615
00:27:06,949 --> 00:27:08,229
Speaker 4: Finals tickets for whoever guess is it?

616
00:27:08,309 --> 00:27:08,388
Speaker 8: Here?

617
00:27:08,429 --> 00:27:08,589
Speaker 5: We go?

618
00:27:16,549 --> 00:27:18,269
Speaker 4: Hard game, Eric, hard game.

619
00:27:19,469 --> 00:27:21,109
Speaker 7: Well, I don't think you're a good drama man, I.

620
00:27:21,029 --> 00:27:24,829
Speaker 4: Think, Eric, Eric aage for Eric, Eric, I'm not.

621
00:27:24,989 --> 00:27:28,509
Speaker 3: But the problem is Woody with anything instrumental in his

622
00:27:28,549 --> 00:27:29,269
Speaker 3: hand kind death.

623
00:27:29,789 --> 00:27:31,909
Speaker 4: He's gone, so I have to step up to the plate.

624
00:27:31,989 --> 00:27:33,469
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, Eric, Eric.

625
00:27:34,229 --> 00:27:36,309
Speaker 2: The title has a color and an animal in it.

626
00:27:36,749 --> 00:27:37,428
Speaker 4: Giving away a lot.

627
00:27:37,469 --> 00:27:40,909
Speaker 3: Now, well we're there are We're doing this for six minutes.

628
00:27:41,149 --> 00:27:43,948
Speaker 4: Someone needs to win animal, animal, color and animal. I'm

629
00:27:43,949 --> 00:27:45,469
Speaker 4: gonna have to time you had. Eric, have a guess?

630
00:27:46,269 --> 00:27:47,029
Speaker 7: Oh is it?

631
00:27:47,309 --> 00:27:47,388
Speaker 6: No?

632
00:27:47,589 --> 00:27:50,069
Speaker 7: I don't know.

633
00:27:50,549 --> 00:27:53,549
Speaker 4: Guys, stop guessing. I'm going to sing a little bit

634
00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:57,989
Speaker 4: of I played did did? Did? Did? That's the start

635
00:27:58,029 --> 00:28:06,669
Speaker 4: of it fresh what is it? Trash? Yeah?

636
00:28:06,789 --> 00:28:10,629
Speaker 3: Oh man, let me play this one more type of vindication.

637
00:28:10,829 --> 00:28:11,349
Speaker 6: Now you know?

638
00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:14,908
Speaker 4: Now you know what it is here? It is all right?

639
00:28:14,949 --> 00:28:24,869
Speaker 4: Here we go, just perfect. Come on, I gotta do.

640
00:28:26,549 --> 00:28:28,349
Speaker 4: Eric has the nerves. You come on here and have

641
00:28:28,389 --> 00:28:29,949
Speaker 4: a crack a j. Eric.

642
00:28:30,029 --> 00:28:37,909
Speaker 6: Now that you've heard it, Now that you've heard it, Eric, Eric, Yeah,

643
00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:40,429
Speaker 6: now that you've heard it, do you agree it wasn't

644
00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:41,029
Speaker 6: a bad job?

645
00:28:41,949 --> 00:28:42,669
Speaker 7: It was all right?

646
00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:58,389
Speaker 4: You're happy you got your woods. Want to talk about

647
00:28:58,389 --> 00:29:01,629
Speaker 4: the big story in the world means truth almighty.

648
00:29:01,669 --> 00:29:04,469
Speaker 1: I haven't necessarily been following this, but I was definitely

649
00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:04,989
Speaker 1: across it.

650
00:29:05,349 --> 00:29:09,109
Speaker 4: So Rooklyn Beckham hates his family. Wow, I just I

651
00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:11,589
Speaker 4: just feel like that. I've definitely summarized it there a bit.

652
00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:14,029
Speaker 1: But for like months and months, there's just been a

653
00:29:14,029 --> 00:29:16,429
Speaker 1: lot of rumors around the fact that there's been a

654
00:29:16,509 --> 00:29:20,389
Speaker 1: falling out between Brooklyn Beckham and his famous parents David Beckham,

655
00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:27,029
Speaker 1: Sir David Beckham and Posh Fine Golden Ball's bloody open of.

656
00:29:26,909 --> 00:29:30,989
Speaker 4: Cause his bloody knighted. You're kind to night anyone, David Beckham,

657
00:29:31,549 --> 00:29:32,149
Speaker 4: David Admbury.

658
00:29:32,549 --> 00:29:34,549
Speaker 1: But yeah, I get it out of the David's out

659
00:29:34,549 --> 00:29:36,629
Speaker 1: of the David, you know, and Edinburgh probably who's your

660
00:29:36,669 --> 00:29:37,309
Speaker 1: favorite David.

661
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:39,469
Speaker 4: We'll do that tomorrow. He's good kicking a ball, though,

662
00:29:39,629 --> 00:29:40,949
Speaker 4: he's very good at kicking a ball.

663
00:29:41,509 --> 00:29:44,229
Speaker 3: Imagine that the Knights of Yesteryear, who were actually you know,

664
00:29:44,509 --> 00:29:47,629
Speaker 3: knighted for saving a village or something. Just that guy

665
00:29:47,709 --> 00:29:49,389
Speaker 3: kicked the ball, so he got the highest order of

666
00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:51,269
Speaker 3: the British Empire, you know.

667
00:29:51,309 --> 00:29:51,589
Speaker 4: What I mean?

668
00:29:53,469 --> 00:29:55,909
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if he was on a battlefield, like you'd

669
00:29:55,989 --> 00:29:58,749
Speaker 1: utilize his foot, wouldn't you get him to kick kick

670
00:29:58,789 --> 00:30:03,789
Speaker 1: balls at the opposition. Anyway, back on topic, so Brooklyn

671
00:30:03,909 --> 00:30:06,509
Speaker 1: turns out doesn't like him, but we never really knew

672
00:30:06,549 --> 00:30:08,269
Speaker 1: what was going on. It was always just a bit

673
00:30:08,269 --> 00:30:11,509
Speaker 1: of gossip and whatnot. Anyway, yesterday, Brooklyn Beckham does this

674
00:30:11,589 --> 00:30:15,549
Speaker 1: massive Instagram post just revealing it all. So I'll just

675
00:30:15,629 --> 00:30:18,149
Speaker 1: I'll just read out a couple of quotes here. So

676
00:30:18,189 --> 00:30:20,949
Speaker 1: he's basically said, I've had no choice but to speak

677
00:30:20,989 --> 00:30:21,549
Speaker 1: for myself.

678
00:30:21,629 --> 00:30:23,669
Speaker 4: I'm not being controlled. I'm standing up for myself.

679
00:30:23,869 --> 00:30:25,829
Speaker 1: And then he brings up examples like the night before

680
00:30:25,869 --> 00:30:28,589
Speaker 1: our wedding, So he's married to a woman called Nicola Pelts,

681
00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:31,789
Speaker 1: and he's kind of made it pretty clear that the

682
00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:34,509
Speaker 1: family doesn't like Nicola.

683
00:30:34,189 --> 00:30:35,629
Speaker 4: Beckhams don't like it.

684
00:30:35,789 --> 00:30:40,189
Speaker 1: David and posh By, they do not approve of Brooklyn's wife.

685
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:43,509
Speaker 1: The night before their wedding, members of his family told

686
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Speaker 1: him that Nicola was not blood and not family. And

687
00:30:47,549 --> 00:30:49,749
Speaker 1: then apparently the brothers, so he's I don't know, his

688
00:30:49,789 --> 00:30:51,309
Speaker 1: brothers are called Cruz and.

689
00:30:51,829 --> 00:30:52,429
Speaker 4: He's not blood.

690
00:30:53,029 --> 00:30:56,589
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I guess it's true, said, I mean my

691
00:30:56,669 --> 00:30:58,709
Speaker 1: parents didn't say to my now wife and up for

692
00:30:58,789 --> 00:31:00,629
Speaker 1: a wedding though, Hey, just so you know, mim, you're

693
00:31:00,669 --> 00:31:01,189
Speaker 1: not blood.

694
00:31:01,309 --> 00:31:04,949
Speaker 4: Yeah, it didn't come out for the wedding. Well apparently.

695
00:31:05,069 --> 00:31:06,549
Speaker 4: So the brothers are called Cruise in Romea.

696
00:31:06,589 --> 00:31:09,669
Speaker 1: Apparently they were sent by David and Posh to attack

697
00:31:10,109 --> 00:31:11,789
Speaker 1: Brooklyn on social media.

698
00:31:12,589 --> 00:31:15,069
Speaker 4: Sent yeah, mercenaries.

699
00:31:15,629 --> 00:31:18,589
Speaker 1: What I've taken from it, Brooklyn's whole thing is that

700
00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:19,909
Speaker 1: David Brooklyn.

701
00:31:19,949 --> 00:31:21,509
Speaker 4: Where's Brooklyn in the family.

702
00:31:21,429 --> 00:31:24,389
Speaker 1: Oldest he's the oldest son, and there's two kids after him,

703
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:28,229
Speaker 1: Cruise and Romea. Right, great names anyway, and they're all

704
00:31:28,229 --> 00:31:28,869
Speaker 1: doing great things.

705
00:31:29,229 --> 00:31:31,229
Speaker 4: One of them is a rapper of what does Brooklyn do?

706
00:31:31,509 --> 00:31:34,949
Speaker 4: He's a chef right up and coming. It does great

707
00:31:35,669 --> 00:31:38,989
Speaker 4: tiktoks cooking things. Oh okayiktok chef, Yeah, TikTok chef. I

708
00:31:39,029 --> 00:31:40,029
Speaker 4: mean chef being a chef.

709
00:31:40,029 --> 00:31:42,469
Speaker 1: Bloody hard work, oh, no doubt. I'm not sure if

710
00:31:42,469 --> 00:31:44,589
Speaker 1: he's worked in the kitchen, but he does the tiktoks.

711
00:31:45,429 --> 00:31:47,309
Speaker 1: He just he just gets on TikTok and cooks of

712
00:31:47,389 --> 00:31:50,229
Speaker 1: spaghetti and then he's like, you know, how good's that?

713
00:31:51,189 --> 00:31:51,549
Speaker 4: All right?

714
00:31:51,629 --> 00:31:54,109
Speaker 1: So the big one though, and this is kind of

715
00:31:54,149 --> 00:31:55,789
Speaker 1: I mean, I find this one a tiny bit funny

716
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,509
Speaker 1: as well. It's obviously very serious, but I find this

717
00:31:57,589 --> 00:32:00,109
Speaker 1: one a little bit funny. Apparently, on their wedding day,

718
00:32:00,629 --> 00:32:03,549
Speaker 1: when it was time for Brooklyn to have his first

719
00:32:03,709 --> 00:32:06,629
Speaker 1: dance with his wife Nicola, that was in the schedule,

720
00:32:06,669 --> 00:32:09,909
Speaker 1: it's going to be the romantic first dance. Apparently Victoria

721
00:32:09,989 --> 00:32:13,509
Speaker 1: Beckham posh spices had a word to the DJ, changed

722
00:32:13,549 --> 00:32:17,509
Speaker 1: the schedule and then like stole the limelight and she

723
00:32:17,709 --> 00:32:20,109
Speaker 1: did a dance with Brooklyn instead of the wife.

724
00:32:21,429 --> 00:32:22,549
Speaker 4: She danced with her son.

725
00:32:22,669 --> 00:32:25,229
Speaker 1: She danced with her son instead of him Brooklyn getting

726
00:32:25,229 --> 00:32:28,749
Speaker 1: the first dance with his wife, and like completely stole

727
00:32:28,749 --> 00:32:33,309
Speaker 1: the limelight and then really strangely inappropriately danced on Brooklyn

728
00:32:34,389 --> 00:32:35,869
Speaker 1: so like gyrated on him.

729
00:32:35,869 --> 00:32:37,509
Speaker 4: Right right, where's mum?

730
00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:44,349
Speaker 10: Yeah, mum grind grinded on Brooklyn be at his wedding.

731
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:47,509
Speaker 10: Would you let your mum do that? No, your mum's

732
00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,629
Speaker 10: posh spice.

733
00:32:49,069 --> 00:32:53,229
Speaker 2: Yes, no, still know, I still know she's blood.

734
00:32:53,709 --> 00:32:54,469
Speaker 4: But here's the thing.

735
00:32:54,669 --> 00:32:57,349
Speaker 1: So and then Brooklyn has said that really embarrassed me

736
00:32:57,389 --> 00:32:59,389
Speaker 1: in front of my partner on our wedding day. So

737
00:32:59,469 --> 00:33:01,669
Speaker 1: this is what I want to know. On thirteen one

738
00:33:01,869 --> 00:33:03,949
Speaker 1: sixty five. Because I do think this happens maybe on

739
00:33:03,989 --> 00:33:08,229
Speaker 1: a smaller scale. What's the embarrassing thing your parent did

740
00:33:08,989 --> 00:33:13,149
Speaker 1: in front of your partner? One comes to mind for me, yes, right,

741
00:33:13,389 --> 00:33:16,309
Speaker 1: just embarrassing things your parents have done generally when you

742
00:33:16,349 --> 00:33:18,549
Speaker 1: bring your partner over to their house, something they do

743
00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:20,389
Speaker 1: in front of your new partner, because because that's the

744
00:33:20,389 --> 00:33:24,029
Speaker 1: time you feel really nervous introducing your partner to your parents,

745
00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:25,309
Speaker 1: and you're like and you kind of have a chat

746
00:33:25,349 --> 00:33:27,109
Speaker 1: with your parents, You're like, just don't do anything with you.

747
00:33:27,629 --> 00:33:29,909
Speaker 1: I just I just want her to think her or

748
00:33:29,989 --> 00:33:31,869
Speaker 1: him to think that we're a normal family.

749
00:33:32,389 --> 00:33:34,189
Speaker 2: And my dad would always go for a gag.

750
00:33:34,389 --> 00:33:34,869
Speaker 4: It's just a.

751
00:33:34,909 --> 00:33:36,869
Speaker 1: Recurring gag where he's like, I'm gonna do the peanut

752
00:33:36,869 --> 00:33:38,869
Speaker 1: butter joke. I'm like, please, don't do the peanut butter joke.

753
00:33:39,109 --> 00:33:42,149
Speaker 1: He'd go into the toilet and then he'd go, sorry, guys,

754
00:33:42,149 --> 00:33:44,469
Speaker 1: issue with the plumbing, and have peanut butter over his hands.

755
00:33:45,109 --> 00:33:48,549
Speaker 1: It's not exactly, it's not funny. And all all my

756
00:33:48,589 --> 00:33:52,309
Speaker 1: girlfriends have come over and just be mortified that what's he's.

757
00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:53,549
Speaker 4: Just gone and gone through his own.

758
00:33:56,189 --> 00:33:58,189
Speaker 3: Shocking if it comes a bit of a support for them,

759
00:33:58,229 --> 00:34:01,509
Speaker 3: doesn't it enjoyed it started enjoying it.

760
00:34:01,549 --> 00:34:03,829
Speaker 4: So I suppose six.

761
00:34:03,829 --> 00:34:07,349
Speaker 3: Five the thing that your parent did to embarrassing in

762
00:34:07,389 --> 00:34:10,709
Speaker 3: front of your partner, we don't calls from parents here

763
00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:13,589
Speaker 3: and things that they've deliberately done to embarrass their kids

764
00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:16,229
Speaker 3: in front of their new partners as well. Absolutely, because

765
00:34:16,268 --> 00:34:18,748
Speaker 3: it sounds like it does become a bit of a sport.

766
00:34:18,948 --> 00:34:21,788
Speaker 4: Absolutely all right. I was to Rachel here.

767
00:34:22,388 --> 00:34:26,348
Speaker 3: One I came out the back in Max was covet

768
00:34:26,388 --> 00:34:27,468
Speaker 3: in glitter and I'm like, what are you doing? And

769
00:34:27,509 --> 00:34:29,829
Speaker 3: then Pim came around the corner, also nude, coviing glitter

770
00:34:29,828 --> 00:34:32,268
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, holy yeah, I

771
00:34:32,268 --> 00:34:35,029
Speaker 3: had to install a curtain in her room. You sorry

772
00:34:35,069 --> 00:34:41,748
Speaker 3: you installed on Goodson? Yeah, said me. She's like mom

773
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:43,388
Speaker 3: doesn't care. And I was like, it's not about your mum,

774
00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:45,828
Speaker 3: it's about me. I don't have to wake up and

775
00:34:45,868 --> 00:34:46,308
Speaker 3: deal with this.

776
00:34:46,868 --> 00:34:47,709
Speaker 4: Let's go to Rachel.

777
00:34:47,709 --> 00:34:52,508
Speaker 1: Hey, will Woody, Hello, Rachel, your dad did something to

778
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:53,949
Speaker 1: embarrass you in front of your partner.

779
00:34:54,709 --> 00:34:57,588
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was my best friend actually on my hands night,

780
00:34:57,709 --> 00:34:59,908
Speaker 7: I was in Liverpool in England about to get the

781
00:34:59,948 --> 00:35:02,909
Speaker 7: ferry and go from to the Hence party in Dublin,

782
00:35:03,629 --> 00:35:05,669
Speaker 7: and we got ready six o'clock in the morning, went

783
00:35:05,709 --> 00:35:07,229
Speaker 7: to leave and my dad was at the bottom of

784
00:35:07,268 --> 00:35:09,828
Speaker 7: the staircase with his back pack Weddy, and I was like,

785
00:35:09,868 --> 00:35:11,908
Speaker 7: what are you doing? He goes, I'm coming with you.

786
00:35:12,549 --> 00:35:15,189
Speaker 7: I was like, no, you're not. He's going, Yes, I am.

787
00:35:15,509 --> 00:35:17,508
Speaker 7: He got on the ferry. We couldn't get rid of him,

788
00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:20,748
Speaker 7: got to Dublin, got dressed up, he checked in the

789
00:35:20,748 --> 00:35:24,109
Speaker 7: same backpackers were all in the backpacker room with my dad,

790
00:35:24,908 --> 00:35:27,149
Speaker 7: and my friends didn't know what to say to him

791
00:35:27,149 --> 00:35:29,508
Speaker 7: because everyone was uncomfany. No one knew what to do.

792
00:35:29,549 --> 00:35:31,988
Speaker 7: They didn't know him. And then we got ready to

793
00:35:32,029 --> 00:35:34,549
Speaker 7: go clubbing and he's like, oh, where are we going?

794
00:35:34,748 --> 00:35:37,109
Speaker 7: And my best friend was like, I'm just going to

795
00:35:37,189 --> 00:35:39,948
Speaker 7: have to say you are absolutely not coming clubbing with us.

796
00:35:40,109 --> 00:35:43,148
Speaker 7: That dad is it. And so we went clubbing, got

797
00:35:43,189 --> 00:35:48,109
Speaker 7: back and he was sitting up waiting at two o'clock

798
00:35:48,109 --> 00:35:51,108
Speaker 7: in the morning, completely roomed my hand's side. But that's

799
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,788
Speaker 7: my dad for you.

800
00:35:52,388 --> 00:35:55,348
Speaker 3: A right kind of endearing at a.

801
00:35:57,908 --> 00:36:00,028
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, he did walk in on me and my

802
00:36:00,069 --> 00:36:01,268
Speaker 7: partner at the time too.

803
00:36:01,549 --> 00:36:02,428
Speaker 4: Very embarrassed.

804
00:36:03,268 --> 00:36:06,669
Speaker 7: Later on, just my dad was just like always there. No.

805
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:11,189
Speaker 3: I had the same thing with my partner's mum when

806
00:36:11,348 --> 00:36:13,588
Speaker 3: when she walks in and ass she didn't leave.

807
00:36:14,748 --> 00:36:17,188
Speaker 4: They just stand there and you don't know what chat

808
00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:20,348
Speaker 4: they try and chat. They were like, oh, sorry, I

809
00:36:20,388 --> 00:36:22,468
Speaker 4: didn't know anyway. What do you guys want to get out?

810
00:36:23,029 --> 00:36:23,229
Speaker 8: Yeah?

811
00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:27,828
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was like, I actually said Dad, can you leave?

812
00:36:28,029 --> 00:36:30,629
Speaker 7: And he just stood there and said, I'm just getting

813
00:36:30,669 --> 00:36:33,068
Speaker 7: something out of the desk because obviously I didn't live

814
00:36:33,109 --> 00:36:35,828
Speaker 7: at home anymore, and he thought it was his desk,

815
00:36:35,868 --> 00:36:38,028
Speaker 7: and he did. He walked up to the desk and

816
00:36:38,109 --> 00:36:41,508
Speaker 7: carried on with his paperwork. Just crazy.

817
00:36:41,828 --> 00:36:46,149
Speaker 4: Gond Rachel, thanks for the cool, wonderful stories. Hobby. You

818
00:36:46,149 --> 00:36:48,028
Speaker 4: can have yourself a turn a doll. Holy Mollybucha, thanks

819
00:36:48,029 --> 00:36:49,589
Speaker 4: for that. The lesson there is that I reckon.

820
00:36:50,149 --> 00:36:52,868
Speaker 1: There's just dads need a hobby when their daughters get

821
00:36:52,948 --> 00:36:53,428
Speaker 1: old enough.

822
00:36:53,509 --> 00:36:55,028
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just need something else to do.

823
00:36:55,149 --> 00:36:56,788
Speaker 4: Yeah, they just get a little bit too involved.

824
00:36:56,828 --> 00:36:58,949
Speaker 1: I's got to be here when I six five, Benny,

825
00:36:59,388 --> 00:37:02,029
Speaker 1: your dad did something in front of your girlfriend.

826
00:37:02,868 --> 00:37:06,229
Speaker 7: Hello, So I was on the phone to my girlfriend.

827
00:37:06,229 --> 00:37:07,908
Speaker 1: We're on the black How.

828
00:37:07,828 --> 00:37:11,268
Speaker 4: Old you been, I'm fourteen, all right, yeah.

829
00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:13,189
Speaker 7: Yeah, So we're we're dating for about a month at

830
00:37:13,229 --> 00:37:16,189
Speaker 7: the time. And then my dad walked in and looked

831
00:37:16,189 --> 00:37:18,788
Speaker 7: straight into my eyes, didn't even not just walk straight in.

832
00:37:19,189 --> 00:37:24,669
Speaker 7: Death stared me if I didn't walk my out