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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on hello everyone, Hi girl, Hi, Hi, Happy Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>Down Wood for the rest of the Downwood, downhill.

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<v Speaker 3>For the round Wood, Lucky Maddie Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Down would for the rest of the week.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, Laura, I know it's really downhill from here everyone.

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<v Speaker 5>I have been guys on the decaf coffees. I've never

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<v Speaker 5>been a decaff for before. And there's a reason that

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<v Speaker 5>I've been sitting on this for an hour and it's

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<v Speaker 5>still half taste.

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<v Speaker 3>Like tastes like does it taste as tho?

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<v Speaker 4>You know you a decaf on me?

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<v Speaker 3>I get hat pals, so I take a decaf in

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<v Speaker 3>the afternoons.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love someone who does decaf coffee on the

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<v Speaker 2>rig to tell me what the point is.

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<v Speaker 3>Is not good because I love the taste of nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the taste of coffee, but I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>the caffeine gives me in the same way that I

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<v Speaker 1>wish Red Bull would come out with a Red Bull

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<v Speaker 1>without the garana.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so interesting to me because the only reason

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<v Speaker 2>why I drink coffee is for the buzz. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>care about the taste. Just give me the buzz.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't care about the buzz.

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<v Speaker 5>I like the taste this still decaf tastes like you

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<v Speaker 5>had a cup of coffee and then you accidentally tripped

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<v Speaker 5>over when you're at the festival and it went on

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<v Speaker 5>the ground and fell in some mud, and then you

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<v Speaker 5>scooped it back into your cup and then you drunk it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought about. It's just muty coffee. Why

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<v Speaker 1>are you on the decaf for you've got the heart paler.

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<v Speaker 5>I just felt like I'm not on the how heart

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<v Speaker 5>palp train Mitch like on the Detox.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I just feel like I was.

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<v Speaker 5>I drink a lot of coffee because I like it,

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<v Speaker 5>like three cups a day, and I just feel like

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<v Speaker 5>it's too much now. So I'm trying to wind back

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<v Speaker 5>to like one coffee and maybe a decaf or two,

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<v Speaker 5>but I don't think I'm gonna be able to.

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<v Speaker 3>Stick to it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, if the show's boring, sorry, guys, Britain's

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<v Speaker 1>asleep the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, do you remember yesterday guys, if you

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<v Speaker 5>were listening, I tried to prank my boyfriend Ben. My

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<v Speaker 5>partner lives over in Scotland, and I tried to convince

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<v Speaker 5>him that I needed to earn some extra cash on

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<v Speaker 5>the side. In a very unique way, and I have

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<v Speaker 5>an update of.

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<v Speaker 4>How that went.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it's Laura. I don't know if you're across this,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's I think it's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that he's actually going to buy someone's going to

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<v Speaker 2>buy it, but someone will All right, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a market for Britt's new product. We'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>about it coming up here at the pickup.

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<v Speaker 5>So the last couple of days we've been trying to

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<v Speaker 5>prank my boyfriend Ben.

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<v Speaker 3>Long story short.

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<v Speaker 5>We were talking about this woman in Singapore that's making

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<v Speaker 5>absolute bank online by selling her farts in a jar.

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<v Speaker 2>Hundreds like she's making like four No, I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>a pop.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like six hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>Bucks or something, or seven hundred, a lot of more.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more than what most people are making feed a

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<v Speaker 2>day of work.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Then we had the idea, Britt, let's see if you

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<v Speaker 3>can sell your fat.

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<v Speaker 5>Well. I thought Ben, I thought it'd be funny. But

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<v Speaker 5>I thought my partner Bannie lives over in Scotland. I

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<v Speaker 5>thought he would be really against it, like be like

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<v Speaker 5>there's no way. So I wanted to try and set

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<v Speaker 5>him up and see what he would say.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So I took all my close friends off my Instagram

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<v Speaker 5>list and just basically left Ben on there, so he's

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<v Speaker 5>the only one that's going to see it. And then

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<v Speaker 5>I made up a post and the post said, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just putting some feelers out before we go public.

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<v Speaker 4>So stupid, would you buy my fat in a jar?

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<v Speaker 5>And if so, would you buy it for three hundred

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<v Speaker 5>and fifty dollars?

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds like a bargain to And then I said,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I had a unicorn that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing a far so you put that on your close

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<v Speaker 1>friend's story and just for it, and.

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<v Speaker 4>I was waiting for him to take the bait.

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<v Speaker 5>He took it straight away and the first thing he

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<v Speaker 5>said was why would I buy it?

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<v Speaker 3>I get them for free.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very supportive, nice, very funny.

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<v Speaker 5>And I obviously got highly offended because said I don't

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<v Speaker 5>actually fuck, and I'm offended by that. But then I

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<v Speaker 5>was really shocked by this. I thought he would say,

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<v Speaker 5>there's no way in hell you're going to be selling

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<v Speaker 5>your farts online.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine the Daily Mail articles Brittany Hockley sells

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<v Speaker 2>farts in jar, not even for charity, just for.

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<v Speaker 5>The Premier League footballers partner sells farts online, so I

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<v Speaker 5>thought he was going to like cut it, and he.

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<v Speaker 4>Was so supportive. He was really cute.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to this.

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<v Speaker 6>Hr.

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<v Speaker 7>Is that what has come down to?

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<v Speaker 4>Really okay? That was first when he didn't know that

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<v Speaker 4>was that wasn't supportive.

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<v Speaker 5>That was where he was like, is this are we

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<v Speaker 5>are we taking there's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Tone in that, brit Surely you're not serious about this.

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<v Speaker 5>And then when I told him it was serious and

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<v Speaker 5>it was probably gonna get a charity, this is what

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<v Speaker 5>he said, like.

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<v Speaker 3>Do I feel like you need to do this?

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<v Speaker 7>Probably not. Do I think it's a good idea?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 7>Will I support you regardless, yes, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 7>I'll be a customer.

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<v Speaker 2>So he said that is the wrong thing. He should

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<v Speaker 2>be a customer. He should be putting top dollar forward.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's why all of his girlfriends fast.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what he said. He goes a geat him for free.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not paying for them, but he's he.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, guys, the point is at the end of the day,

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<v Speaker 4>he's supported venture.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he send to them on WhatsApp? Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>time did he send you? The go to the timestamp

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<v Speaker 1>of those voice messages.

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<v Speaker 4>Eight oh four pm.

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<v Speaker 1>He's pretty good, Ben, because at eighth nine Ben Ben

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<v Speaker 1>sent me this voice message.

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<v Speaker 7>Seriously, I don't care what time it is in Australia

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<v Speaker 7>right now, you need to wake up and sort this out.

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<v Speaker 7>I this cannot happen, okay, Like you need to seriously

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<v Speaker 7>get a move on and tell her, tell her she

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<v Speaker 7>can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's the screenshot of the whole conversation about the futs.

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<v Speaker 3>He came to me to fix the mess literally.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's almost like he doesn't That was four minutes later,

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<v Speaker 5>so he said, yes, babe, I support you, then four

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<v Speaker 5>minutes later told you to deal with me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's even worse.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like it comes across a jew that he's like

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<v Speaker 2>so nice and supportive and then really behind the scenes.

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<v Speaker 3>So sort this out.

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<v Speaker 1>He is tony soprano, Mitch, sort this out. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care what time is. Yeah, No, I've got Paul. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got Paul.

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<v Speaker 5>Because he knows, you knows that I always go to

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<v Speaker 5>Mitch with like my ideas that he would know.

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<v Speaker 4>He probably thinks you're behind it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm such a yes man now, I'm such in a neighbor.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you want to be behind that? Though it wouldn't nothin.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So successful prank, but he's not as sweet

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<v Speaker 3>as you think.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh so he doesn't support my fart in a jar?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so I would love to know.

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<v Speaker 2>I truly, deeply, I know that this is only a prank,

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<v Speaker 2>but there's a part of me that wants to know

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<v Speaker 2>how much someone would sell, like pay for your farts?

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't we actually put a call out?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not afraid I could make some meture bank this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Ben said yes to you. I mean, let's pretend like

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<v Speaker 2>you never heard that. Boysfound message, let's steamroll ahead with this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I'm going to kill him? What about me?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Does anyone? It's a shame. They're good anyway, Laura, you've

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<v Speaker 2>got something new this week? No, No, I've got something

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<v Speaker 2>new and something exciting. Not a smelly would be though.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a new family member joining the Johnson Burn household.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll get out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's exciting, very family member.

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<v Speaker 3>You're making an announcement next, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Special announcement. I'm not pregnant, though I know. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>boil it those bread crumbs.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, anyways, on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 2>So you guys know the last couple of weeks. My husband, Matt,

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<v Speaker 2>he's been away in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 4>And yeah, party boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>He's been over there for the football, having the time

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<v Speaker 2>of his life.

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<v Speaker 3>He was working. I didn't just leave you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, but I've been following the Instagram. Doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>look like he was doing a lot of work. He's

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<v Speaker 2>been having a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 4>His work is watching football to experience in vague.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a bad job.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>He left me with the children, my children that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>also responsible for when he's not here.

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<v Speaker 3>You had equal party making them.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to do the best thing yesterday. So I've

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<v Speaker 2>been wanting to get a kitten for so long, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I can confirm that brit knows. I speak about it

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<v Speaker 2>all the time. I've always grown up with cats. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>my Instagram handle is Lady and a Cat like. I

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<v Speaker 2>used to always have cats, and Matt's kind of never

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<v Speaker 2>really been that into it. But the girls, like Little

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<v Speaker 2>Lola and Mary, my kids, they are obsessed with cats,

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<v Speaker 2>and so we've been speaking about it more and more.

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<v Speaker 2>And anyway, yesterday I took them out to the pound

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<v Speaker 2>and we got there and it was just the best experience.

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<v Speaker 2>So not the Pound's horrible. Please go on Adult Pets

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<v Speaker 2>if you can. But there's a forty kittens there that

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<v Speaker 2>have all coming. Apparently it's like kitten season. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even know that was a thing, but apparently there's so

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<v Speaker 2>many cats that are being dumped at pounds at the moment,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's so sad. And we got there and we

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<v Speaker 2>walked in and the girls were so beautiful and they

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<v Speaker 2>went through and they were looking all the kittens and

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<v Speaker 2>holding them and anyway, we picked our kitten, and the Lola,

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<v Speaker 2>she was the one who kind of picked it. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>sound too excited.

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<v Speaker 3>I just have some thoughts on this. But you've waited

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<v Speaker 3>for your husband to be out of the country to

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<v Speaker 3>get a cat. Yeah, because yeah, I know Laura.

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<v Speaker 4>Laura is one of my best friends.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to tell you how this really went down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>this is topic.

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<v Speaker 4>Laura has been trying to get a cat for a

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<v Speaker 4>very long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt is like, I deserve a kitten.

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<v Speaker 4>Matt is like, I'm putting my foot down.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want one, so a She's emotionally manipulated Matt

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<v Speaker 5>via her children. She's like, hey, girls, a cat would

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<v Speaker 5>be really they don't know what cats are a kitten.

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<v Speaker 4>Cute, Look how much you love it? This soddly and

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<v Speaker 4>so you've gotten them the point of obsession.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, wait, Molly, maybe okay, her I tried

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<v Speaker 2>to manipulate. She doesn't care anywhere near as much as

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<v Speaker 2>I thought she would. But Lola cares. Lola's my youngest.

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<v Speaker 2>She's three years old.

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<v Speaker 4>Head Laura.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think Laura's We don't trust Lola's her Johnson

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<v Speaker 5>desires and notes.

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<v Speaker 2>We got in there and she found this one little kitten.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the one that we're adopting, and she was carrying

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<v Speaker 2>it around saying that she loved it. Have listened to this.

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<v Speaker 2>He's frostberry Raspberry.

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<v Speaker 5>Is your.

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<v Speaker 3>Not your sister, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Your kitten, You're kitten?

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<v Speaker 3>Who do you love? Oka?

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<v Speaker 4>That's really cute.

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<v Speaker 2>She was holding Anyway. I facetimed Matt yesterday straight. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I told him he wasn't thrilled by the idea, But

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm like I was sending him photos and I

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<v Speaker 2>was just expecting like a little bit more excitement from him, genuinely.

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<v Speaker 2>But I know when he gets home, he's gonna love

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<v Speaker 2>this cat and he meets it, he's going to fall

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<v Speaker 2>in loft.

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<v Speaker 3>She did him dirty, and you went.

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<v Speaker 5>You went for the big guns while he was away

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<v Speaker 5>because you knew that you could do whatever you wanted.

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<v Speaker 5>You've got the house yourself. He can come back. He's

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<v Speaker 5>not going to get rid of the cat. So you

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<v Speaker 5>emotionally played. What a game of chess you played?

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<v Speaker 2>How bad is it do you think on like the

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<v Speaker 2>scale of on the scale of things that you do

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<v Speaker 2>in your relationship when you try and get one past

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<v Speaker 2>the keeper when your partner's away, going and getting a

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<v Speaker 2>cat against their wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's up there. I think it's out there

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<v Speaker 1>as pretty bad, to be honest, although a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people do it though, Yeah, I reckon they would. If

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<v Speaker 1>Matt ever wanted to divorce you, though, he would have

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<v Speaker 1>such legs in court.

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<v Speaker 3>The audio that we have from this show alone, he

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<v Speaker 3>said he.

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<v Speaker 2>Said to me, he was like, you always get your way.

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<v Speaker 2>But he didn't say it in a nice way. He

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<v Speaker 2>was like, do you know what He's like, I'm fine

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<v Speaker 2>with the cat, but you always get your way.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, let's make you feel better. Thirty one and

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<v Speaker 4>six five.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're out there and you're making these kind of

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<v Speaker 5>chess moves, your partner's away, like, call up and let.

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<v Speaker 4>Us know, are you doing this stuff? Because I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like it's no.

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<v Speaker 2>There's absolutely there's got to be couples out there who

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<v Speaker 2>were doing way worse than getting a cat while their

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<v Speaker 2>partner's way.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what did you get through the keeper while your

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<v Speaker 1>partner was gone?

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<v Speaker 2>So we were just talking about the fact that yesterday me, no,

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<v Speaker 2>don't you dare, Brittany Hockley, don't you dare that we

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<v Speaker 2>adopted a kitten and we're such good people. We got

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<v Speaker 2>it from a pound. We're saving the life of this

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<v Speaker 2>poor little innocent kitten.

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<v Speaker 4>I keep saying we, but who made the decisions?

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<v Speaker 2>So when I say we, I mean me and my

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<v Speaker 2>two daughters, who are pretty much toddlers. But my husband,

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<v Speaker 2>Matt was Look, he wasn't as keen on the idea

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<v Speaker 2>of getting a cat as what I was. He said no,

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<v Speaker 2>he said no, but then he went to Vegas and

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<v Speaker 2>I did it anyway. And now he's going to grow, Laura, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Is, so he's going to grow and take all your money.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then it would just be me and my cat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and the kids deal with it?

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<v Speaker 1>Are the kids the cad Well, there's a book in

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<v Speaker 1>that there's a reality show.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd watched that.

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<v Speaker 1>So it goes thinking, what did you sneaky and past

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<v Speaker 1>the keeper while your partner was away?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I think a lot of people do this. I

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<v Speaker 2>think a lot of people that you know, if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't get exactly what you want in a relationship, sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you just have to wait for your husbands to do.

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<v Speaker 1>In Vegas, well, britt, you are constantly away from your

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend Ben because he lives in over the other side

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<v Speaker 1>of the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you ask permission for anything though he's got no idea?

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<v Speaker 3>What I do?

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<v Speaker 4>That kid?

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<v Speaker 5>I can live any life I want.

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<v Speaker 3>What am I going to ask him? You and Laura

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<v Speaker 3>are the worst partners in the world.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't live with my partner, and I'm not married,

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<v Speaker 5>and I don't have two kids.

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<v Speaker 4>I live alone in another.

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<v Speaker 1>Continents called or what did you hide from your partner?

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<v Speaker 6>I hide ubery. I go crazy. I just buy so

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<v Speaker 6>many things, like a meal for free, so innocent.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>So you just think you eat too much?

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<v Speaker 1>Or no, my partner doesn't.

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<v Speaker 6>Like getting uber eats because then he spends two hours

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<v Speaker 6>trying to fly coming to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>He just takes to make a decision that's annoying though, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're just ordering up.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got two things, Sushi's and her Las Knapcacks, so

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<v Speaker 6>I go crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>That is innocent and sweet, and I think that that's

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<v Speaker 2>okay that.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you hide though?

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<v Speaker 6>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Does it go on the bank account? Did they ever check?

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<v Speaker 6>No, it goes on my bank account. But then I'll

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<v Speaker 6>hide the takeaway containers. So I'll put them directly in

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<v Speaker 6>the outdoor bins.

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<v Speaker 5>That is what if he takes a rubbisher, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Could do the neighbors bins next time.

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<v Speaker 1>They was a toxic don't give no ideas, Jamie High.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you hide from your partner?

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<v Speaker 3>I was in one way for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 6>I knocked out a wall in our bedroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, quickly take it back. Why did you knock a

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<v Speaker 4>wall down?

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<v Speaker 6>I was thirty four weeks pregnant and we were turning

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<v Speaker 6>our walking robe into our nursery and my husband had

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<v Speaker 6>been like, I'll get to it. I'll get to it,

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<v Speaker 6>and then he went fishing for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>So I got to it. I think that what did

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<v Speaker 3>you What did you take to it? Like a sledgehammer?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I started with a sledgehammer.

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<v Speaker 7>I did not finish the job.

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<v Speaker 3>It was quite a tacky job, but it was started.

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<v Speaker 2>At least I started it. I do like that you

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<v Speaker 2>made enough of a mess that he then had to

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<v Speaker 2>get it finished when he came home.

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<v Speaker 4>He has a choice, I think everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>And now he's going to grow to love the nursery

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<v Speaker 2>in the same way that Matt's going to grow to

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<v Speaker 2>love the cat.

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<v Speaker 4>No, he loves the hole in the wall because he

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<v Speaker 4>ain't never fixed it. Did he? My god, he did?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually we got it thwarted.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm encouraging.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm encouraging this behavior.

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<v Speaker 2>If your partner goes away, I enclined for you to

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<v Speaker 2>do the things you've always wanted to do.

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<v Speaker 4>I encouraging this.

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<v Speaker 3>Jamie's knocking down at the wall, I get that. I

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<v Speaker 3>get that.

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<v Speaker 5>But buying an animal that you have to look after

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<v Speaker 5>the next fifteen to twenty years, Laura, No.

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<v Speaker 2>I know Britt, I joke, I joke. I do know

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<v Speaker 2>Matt better than he knows himself, and he will grow

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<v Speaker 2>to love this kitten so much. It's so beautiful. Now

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<v Speaker 2>she speaks for Matt. I'm going to bring the I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to bring the kitten into the studio next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Do not bring that ransom thing in this shoe, which

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<v Speaker 3>is allergic. I'm allergic to cats.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll wait until you're not here, and then I'll bring

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<v Speaker 2>it in.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone, everything in your seat, and do we not bring

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<v Speaker 3>that thing near me.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you, Brassberry will be a coolie very soon.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's go. We'll see you all tomorrow. Gorebares guys,