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Speaker 2: Good morning, Patsy? How are you, Patsy? Sound like a
Speaker 2: little bit of a head could there on the sixth?
Speaker 4: It's just a head cold.
Speaker 5: I will be fine. The family has passed on their love.
Speaker 5: They all had it last week and now I have
Speaker 5: a touch wood. Haven't had like a sniffle or anything
Speaker 5: for like over two years.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: I know it's not like you. You've got good immunity.
Speaker 4: But I couldn't escape.
Speaker 1: What's that new noise? Always good to surprise a show relationship.
Speaker 5: When I heard that, I couldn't escape at this time
Speaker 5: because I were both sniffling and coughing.
Speaker 1: So has it been like you've been in over the weekends.
Speaker 4: It's been in the trenches all weekend.
Speaker 5: No, it's been great because they've just let me go
Speaker 5: to bed, and just Chris took Audrey out yesterday. She
Speaker 5: wanted some clothes or something, so let me get out. No, no, no,
Speaker 5: you stay in bed.
Speaker 4: So it's good. So I feel good I sound worse
Speaker 4: than I sound.
Speaker 2: And that's always great when it comes to the old radio,
Speaker 2: isn't it the.
Speaker 1: Worst better you is how you sound.
Speaker 2: I always say good luck listeners every half an hour
Speaker 2: with the news, and perhaps also were starting a big
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Speaker 1: No, I'm so excited versus the news.
Speaker 5: No news, Well, you know.
Speaker 7: Are they better now in yours?
Speaker 4: Oh they're fine. Don't you worry about that?
Speaker 7: And are they looking after you like you looked after them?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Chris is pretty good.
Speaker 2: So you've had a non weekend so non yeah, I
Speaker 2: would we not a total non weekend?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Non? Yeah, me too. I've got nothing to say.
Speaker 2: The only the only mild excitement and peril happened yesterday
Speaker 2: for three minutes when I was breathalyzed.
Speaker 1: That was the excitement. Yeah, and it was a real through.
Speaker 2: And after passed negative, the guy went big fan the
Speaker 2: radio show, and I said, just as when I passed
Speaker 2: this otherwise real awkward quick selfie before we take you away.
Speaker 5: No, really, they hide in those funny spots, don't they
Speaker 5: do you reckon?
Speaker 2: No, they were in pain view with no there was
Speaker 2: you know, they weren't hiding.
Speaker 5: But sometimes you'll be driving along and there is not
Speaker 5: that you would escape.
Speaker 1: Like from behind a bush. Start throwing those little stinger strips.
Speaker 4: Out those boos busses.
Speaker 5: Sometimes they must have a squad that goes around and
Speaker 5: picks the most ideal places where I've.
Speaker 2: Never the world where the drinking problem here is sober.
Speaker 2: There's a giant, that big old coach they have. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: but the divvy van isn't enough. How many are expecting
Speaker 2: to pick up today? An entire AFL team drunks. It's terrible,
Speaker 2: that big and they you call it the boost bus.
Speaker 2: I said, you're like a kid's TV show.
Speaker 5: Hey kids, I think I had to do one of
Speaker 5: those drug tests that you have to.
Speaker 4: I think that's just you slight long your tongue.
Speaker 1: Well she's not drunk, but she's clearly high.
Speaker 7: I had to do this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're weird, aren't they.
Speaker 8: What do you do that You have to go right
Speaker 8: back deep into your tongue because it's.
Speaker 1: Hard they keep them that dry.
Speaker 2: So anyway, when this guy pulled me over yesterday, right,
Speaker 2: I had just come from the wine shop.
Speaker 1: I saw him clock.
Speaker 2: You know, you have to wind down the window, and
Speaker 2: so I had the dog next to me, a bottle
Speaker 2: of wine, some toilet paper, toothpaste.
Speaker 1: I can see him look at going is he living
Speaker 1: in this?
Speaker 2: The fact that his only impression ever meeting his radio
Speaker 2: DJ is with a dog, a bottle of wine, some
Speaker 2: lou roll and some Toothplase.
Speaker 7: He's quite unwell.
Speaker 1: You appear to be living in shooting.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 2: The Great Weekends must have been nice, tire weekend decluttering, Oh.
Speaker 1: Do you use this? Will you use it? Put it
Speaker 1: in that pile?
Speaker 2: Do you use this? Will you use it? Put it
Speaker 2: in that pile? Do you how many trainers? If you
Speaker 2: got to stop counting them?
Speaker 5: Do you have a timeline of stuff? Like if you
Speaker 5: what's your timeline? If you haven't used it for what
Speaker 5: is it?
Speaker 4: Six months? Twelve months?
Speaker 7: It goes, oh, well that would make sense.
Speaker 2: No, My wife and I I hit a massive wall yesterday.
Speaker 1: I had full energy, right I got up at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: My wife couldn't. I NAIVEY thought I can just do
Speaker 1: this in a day.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Do you know why I had a deadline of the
Speaker 2: day because I thought was Sunday afternoon D's game. I
Speaker 2: am on that couch. Yeah, I am not doing any
Speaker 2: more work, that is it. However, I was still doing
Speaker 2: work at half three yesterday, and then when I saw
Speaker 2: how bad that D game was, I was actually happy
Speaker 2: to be decluttering that team need to do something.
Speaker 7: Decluttering What was going on when you're watching it?
Speaker 10: Because Patty he sent a photo to the group chat
Speaker 10: and Christian's watching the game.
Speaker 1: Outside the most angle.
Speaker 2: No, no Baker kick a goal from that angle. I
Speaker 2: was right at the boundary. I was cooking steaks outside.
Speaker 1: Of the barbecue. Oh right, yeah, yeah, that's crisp fresh evening.
Speaker 2: I was out there with a beer in my hand,
Speaker 2: see my own breath, doing steaks.
Speaker 1: This is isn't it? Even in the winter. Still barbecue,
Speaker 1: Still barbecue?
Speaker 2: But yeah, yesterday, just so much t clustering and so
Speaker 2: PASSI if you hadn't used something for three years, it'll
Speaker 2: be fair for Chris to presume your husband that you
Speaker 2: need to get rid of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, we say twelve months.
Speaker 2: Well, this was the argument we had yesterday when we're
Speaker 2: decluttering a garage, which is where like I presume, like
Speaker 2: most of you, that's why you just fling stuff into
Speaker 2: a tier that at some other moment, and that other
Speaker 2: moment was my entire weekend, just stuff in there. You're like,
Speaker 2: what have we got this? When was I ever thinking
Speaker 2: I was going to get into this?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: My wife and I there's a small trampoline that my
Speaker 2: wife got three years ago as part of her rehab
Speaker 2: getting over.
Speaker 1: An ACL surgery. They said, get one of these little trampolines. Trumpet.
Speaker 1: Would you call it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, trampoline?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a rebounder. She keept rephoning to it. I
Speaker 2: was going, we need to get rid of this trampet.
Speaker 2: She'd go and leave my rebounder. Are we talking about
Speaker 2: the same thing? Who's your rebound?
Speaker 1: Am I rebounder? Anyway?
Speaker 2: I grab it, going this needs to go. You haven't
Speaker 2: used in three years. Okay, I'm going to give it
Speaker 2: wey on the radio show. She grabs it. We're now
Speaker 2: rolling it to like arguing over a large circular thing.
Speaker 1: And I said, this is actually the most effort you
Speaker 1: put in three years. How are you using it? It's
Speaker 1: actually good workout to me, to you, to me to you.
Speaker 2: It's like you know in an old a cartoons when
Speaker 2: the two people are sawing that tree.
Speaker 8: That's what it was.
Speaker 1: Like my wife and I. You have been using three years.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start using it. Why haven't you in three years?
Speaker 1: I've been very busy. You're still busy now. And who won?
Speaker 1: Did you think you see the trumpet?
Speaker 11: Here?
Speaker 2: Had radios lost? Guys, Radio's loss?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: You know sometimes when you open up, say a bottle
Speaker 2: of fizz, prosecco, champagne, and you gotta let it just
Speaker 2: sort of calm down for a bit. This is what
Speaker 2: we're going to do right now. We produicicate them. I
Speaker 2: made a very big mistake, guys, and I once apologize
Speaker 2: to the team.
Speaker 1: It is entirely my fault. Last year partuicicate.
Speaker 2: Then we'd had a really good week of shows and
Speaker 2: she knew what she was doing. I was in a
Speaker 2: good mood, and she hit me, then, can I have
Speaker 2: two weeks off in the middle of the year outside
Speaker 2: of the abundance of breaks the people in radio that
Speaker 2: we all are very very lucky to get. Suddenly twelve
Speaker 2: weeks of holiday wasn't enough to producicating.
Speaker 1: She required another two, and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: take it.
Speaker 2: God flying at the moment, fast forward too obviously not
Speaker 2: exactly a boring time. In the last couple of weeks
Speaker 2: in the show history, Caitlyn goes off to Italy for
Speaker 2: the last two weeks. Now, I just presumed that she
Speaker 2: would have done the decent thing and arranged to have
Speaker 2: her flight back here by Thursday or Friday to begin
Speaker 2: to reacclimatize. It's very clear this morning that she is
Speaker 2: drunk in three or four different time zones. Welcome back
Speaker 2: to the show, producer, Kaitline.
Speaker 1: Great to have you.
Speaker 12: Back, mate, Thank you very much. I'm very glad to
Speaker 12: be back.
Speaker 2: When you're drunk it, I actually was, I'm worrying that
Speaker 2: you're going to ser Rubbert eight am.
Speaker 1: We're going to hit some real big dip to start crying.
Speaker 12: Guys, I'm not drunk. I'm fine now.
Speaker 1: Two more Santa. Where was Glady at films? She's been
Speaker 1: in Italy.
Speaker 2: She's been in Italy and just before the show she
Speaker 2: was this babbling and bounce and she was that's amazing.
Speaker 13: I was just still standing there. Everything's just standing there.
Speaker 13: Intention Oh can you tidy up? It took knock this down, Reno.
Speaker 13: That's what we're do in Australia.
Speaker 12: Oh, insane. It's actually mythical, Like the whole place.
Speaker 1: It's not mythical, it's very real, the opposite of mythical.
Speaker 1: It actually exists. It's changible.
Speaker 12: But that's what's the most crazy thing.
Speaker 2: Oh and this is the movie set the Colosseum Is
Speaker 2: it from the movie Gladiator?
Speaker 1: Know that this is the actual o G. How do
Speaker 1: they get the sharks? Gladiat too? Where was the sharks entrance?
Speaker 6: They actually did have an abundance of animals that came in,
Speaker 6: not sharks.
Speaker 1: But lions, tigers, stars, everything.
Speaker 12: It was crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is keeping under the Colosseum? Is that crazy?
Speaker 12: It's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2: And you can see way to liven up a boring
Speaker 2: Grand Final though the losing teams play, or they release liones,
Speaker 2: tigers and bears.
Speaker 7: Or the swan being doubled up multiple times.
Speaker 1: I love the g So what was it? So where
Speaker 1: do you go? You went? You went to Rome, Tuscany?
Speaker 6: Yep, so we went to Rome, Tuscany. We went to
Speaker 6: Barcelona and Barcelona, and we also on the way over,
Speaker 6: just to break up the flight, we stopped in Vietnam.
Speaker 1: Oh wonderful. Now what was it? What was the best place.
Speaker 12: You went to Rome without a doubt. But in saying.
Speaker 10: That, stop saying Roma up, yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, before the show passed. So what was the best
Speaker 1: place you went to? Roma?
Speaker 7: I went to mean Rome, and she's been dropping a
Speaker 7: lot of sea instead.
Speaker 1: What did you let?
Speaker 2: Rome is a beautiful, beautiful, fascinating place, isn't it?
Speaker 1: You do you do the Colosseum toour?
Speaker 12: Did the Colisseum tour? The whole place was insane.
Speaker 6: Every turn you took there was some sort of ancient
Speaker 6: historical landmark and we ran.
Speaker 1: So we ran a lot of great way to experience
Speaker 1: that history.
Speaker 2: Isn't it just run at speed past?
Speaker 13: Oh my?
Speaker 1: Why were you running? Stroll? Take aganda? Meander? Dare I
Speaker 1: say it?
Speaker 6: We did meander, But what we did was because there
Speaker 6: was so many people there, it was quite busy just.
Speaker 1: Running it two hyperactive kids.
Speaker 12: No, we got up quite early and we would run
Speaker 12: to each monument and just stand.
Speaker 1: Crazy because it would have been warm. There would have
Speaker 1: been in the thirties running around rolls.
Speaker 6: It's actually fine, It was really beautiful, but it was
Speaker 6: crazier on these cobblestone streets and then you turn the
Speaker 6: corner there's the Pantheon. Then you turn the other corner
Speaker 6: and you've got the coliseum, and then you go up
Speaker 6: to some other place and you're in.
Speaker 2: The Vatican, Like, what the hell did you do the tour?
Speaker 2: The do you go and see the Sistine Chapel?
Speaker 12: No, we did not.
Speaker 7: Sprinted past it?
Speaker 1: How much, be honest, how much wine if you had
Speaker 1: in two weeks?
Speaker 2: Just Italian wine is great and looks like it's coming
Speaker 2: out your eyes and ears at the moment.
Speaker 1: I love wine. It's cleans the vapors of you. I'm
Speaker 1: getting drunk right now. Listeners move back from the speakers.
Speaker 12: Wine is truly my happy place. But I've had that much.
Speaker 1: She's so nice, someone who needs sounds right now?
Speaker 2: See why it's not a place I'm riding myself.
Speaker 1: Kaitlin's producing the show. He's supposed to be working with us.
Speaker 2: It actually feels like this is a conversation at midnight
Speaker 2: when the third bottle comes out?
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Speaker 2: It's a North Melbourne family then three years separately went
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Speaker 1: morning guys. Happy Monday, Happy Monday. How's your weekend? Ce J?
Speaker 15: Really good? I went for Katy Perry is interesting?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Now, c J, h there any reason why we've reacted
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Speaker 2: Perry over the weekend. You've just almost got two grand CJ.
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Speaker 14: Pop star has been spotted partying with bands on Chapel
Speaker 14: Street after her fourth and final Melbourne show. The singer
Speaker 14: was a gay nightclub Chases in South Era, where she
Speaker 14: shouted the bar for an hour.
Speaker 2: So a tough question for your CJ. Who saw Katy
Speaker 2: Perry over the weekend? What was the pop star partying
Speaker 2: on Chapel Street over the weekend in Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 15: Look, I think it was Katy Perry?
Speaker 11: Yeah, what.
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: You just won two thousand dollars. We're going to do
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Speaker 15: It towards going to Vegas to see the Backstree Boys
Speaker 15: at the Sphere.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, they are playing the Sphere. That had been incredible.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's to celebrate their twenty fifth anniversary of the
Speaker 15: Millennium album.
Speaker 1: Amazing thing.
Speaker 2: And so how much more money do you need there?
Speaker 2: So you've got We've just given you two thousand. How
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Speaker 15: Go round about? Three?
Speaker 1: Okay? Almost?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 15: No, but hey, I've got tickets covered now, so that's
Speaker 15: good extensive, So I'm good. I'm looking at it as
Speaker 15: a positive glasshouse for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the what I do.
Speaker 2: And how much of tickets then to go and see
Speaker 2: back Super Boys at the Sphere?
Speaker 15: Are they around about two hundred and fifty usday?
Speaker 1: Yeah? At least?
Speaker 2: Wow, especially incredible though the sweet So tell me this.
Speaker 2: Did you see them last year when they were here?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 15: I have seen them twice in Melbourne. I think they're phenomenal.
Speaker 1: No, no, there was a great show.
Speaker 2: Well we have the worst seats, but on the sound
Speaker 2: of it was great. We weren't even to the side
Speaker 2: of them. We were behind somehow behind the back Street boys.
Speaker 15: Can't you Why couldn't you swing on my feet?
Speaker 2: Well, that's something that's plagued me for the last twelve months.
Speaker 1: A very fine question, c J.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I hope you make it to go and see
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Speaker 15: Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 3: Have a good week, mate, Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: That's the head cold holding up, Patsy.
Speaker 5: I'm doing all right, thank you. Do you have another
Speaker 5: coffee in a minute?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not allowed. Do you know this? This is
Speaker 1: by the way, I'll get we're going to talk about
Speaker 1: in a minute.
Speaker 2: But I only found out last week that the team
Speaker 2: cannot claim any coffees or teas from the cafe here
Speaker 2: in the building, and normally we used to disclaim them.
Speaker 5: You had a nice I didn't know we had a
Speaker 5: tab off my own personal.
Speaker 1: Tab, have you?
Speaker 17: Well?
Speaker 2: Every week every color week to go in there to
Speaker 2: sort a coffee, the guy goes, do you want to
Speaker 2: pay for your tab? I was in the color of
Speaker 2: weeks and I went, oh, okay it Kate and said
Speaker 2: to put some drinks on it.
Speaker 1: One hundred and forty seven dollars and.
Speaker 2: All right, I've only had one coffee out of that. Oh, okay,
Speaker 2: put it on the OC's tab. Put it on his
Speaker 2: hand again. Yeah, I see how it goes games.
Speaker 1: He's game. I like it.
Speaker 7: Impressed hero.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they can't claim them anymore unless it's a milestone.
Speaker 2: So two weeks ago, almost celebrating the show's seventh birthday,
Speaker 2: we could have a free coffee. Now we need to
Speaker 2: find a milestone to get a.
Speaker 1: Coffee today, Yes, desperately.
Speaker 2: There's not enough milestones to go around anyway. What I
Speaker 2: want to talk about was was the Saints fan Nick Harrison,
Speaker 2: who's gone viral the last couple of days. He's doing
Speaker 2: the coin toss at the Saints Doggies game on Thursday,
Speaker 2: and he's actually seriously his hamstring.
Speaker 7: It looks like he's ripped his hammy off the bone.
Speaker 1: Gosh doing the coin toss. Yeah, this is him talking here.
Speaker 18: Probably not me to think I could just go out
Speaker 18: and toss the coin if they had any preparation.
Speaker 1: I've paid the price. It's a foolish mistake. How long
Speaker 1: do you think you're out for? I'm probably gonna miss
Speaker 1: six or seven tosses.
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, he seriously injured his hamstring when he
Speaker 2: was doing it. Pantsy, he flips the coin. I think
Speaker 2: he's won the sponsors of one of the clubs, and
Speaker 2: you see immediately he winters in pain right on live TV.
Speaker 1: Go into the country and it's just a coin toss.
Speaker 10: But it's not a dramatic movement. It's not like launching
Speaker 10: into it, don't It just takes a half.
Speaker 9: Steps as he's flipping the cor coin with his thumbs
Speaker 9: and then suddenly his thumb's fine, arms fine, but the
Speaker 9: leg the hamstring off the bone.
Speaker 4: Oh that's awful.
Speaker 2: So what kind of preparation could he have done? Because
Speaker 2: often sometimes he do progressive loads. Let's get into a
Speaker 2: hard gym talk right now about progressive loads. And for
Speaker 2: the rookies that aren't Jim Bunny's zikaria and I that
Speaker 2: means you don't start lifting twenty k doing curls. You
Speaker 2: might go twelve what the work to fourteen sixteen eighteen?
Speaker 2: Progressive loading, high reps low?
Speaker 1: Waight? What coin do they toss with? By the way,
Speaker 1: what's a really good? Is it a special coin or
Speaker 1: is it a dollar? What is it?
Speaker 2: Sure is it trolley one, that one that it's an
Speaker 2: aldi one. Yeah, and access to the mc G coin coss.
Speaker 7: I imagine it's heavily weighted commemorative coins. So that's just
Speaker 7: a special one.
Speaker 2: So it's not just a normal because you can't get
Speaker 2: out there and go.
Speaker 1: No one has anyone joy threw a coin all at once.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it would have been a heavy one, so he
Speaker 10: probably would have been better off.
Speaker 7: Like you said, ten cents, yeah.
Speaker 2: Go to fifty cents. Maybe some strange little foreign coin.
Speaker 2: You've got that kitchen draw again. Yes, all right, we
Speaker 2: want your stories about bizarre injuries today. So has actually
Speaker 2: ripped his handstring off the bone doing a coin toss.
Speaker 2: We're looking for your stories of bizarre injuries.
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Speaker 2: We're looking for your bizarre injuries today. After going called
Speaker 2: Nick Harrison. It must have been so excited to be
Speaker 2: selected at the coin toss at the MCG does the
Speaker 2: coin toss and immediately.
Speaker 1: As soon as the coin he's his thumb ham a stream.
Speaker 1: I thought he was doing it to be funny.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought it was a bit bit. Yes, there
Speaker 7: were people with the issendon game.
Speaker 10: There was some smart ass little kid who did the
Speaker 10: same and pretended that he pulled a hand.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's become a thing now, it's a new dabbing guys.
Speaker 9: Do you ever dabbing duck challenge?
Speaker 2: Yes, So we're looking for your bizarre injury stories. Around
Speaker 2: thirteen fifty five twenty two. Hello to Asian and listening
Speaker 2: online right now on the iHeart platform in Yorkshire in
Speaker 2: the UK. If you've seen the TV show brilliant TV
Speaker 2: show Police Detect, a show called Happy Valley Sway listener
Speaker 2: Adrian is right now. Oh beautiful, Yeah, Christian, I was
Speaker 2: on the couch couple weeks ago, leant forward to pick
Speaker 2: up my Mugga coffee, slipped a disc in my back
Speaker 2: off work for weeks in Agony Friday. How quickly our
Speaker 2: bodies can go from being okay, it's just suddenly.
Speaker 1: In a world of pain.
Speaker 7: You're never safe.
Speaker 2: No eat doing a coin toss now, Caitlin, you're and
Speaker 2: please tell everyone how they hurt their finger.
Speaker 6: My best friend was at the cricket one day. She
Speaker 6: got the sunscreen out and went to do a little
Speaker 6: pump of the sunscreen, snapped her tendon in her finger.
Speaker 2: Oh you wouldn't think you need to do warming up
Speaker 2: exercises before you using a sip slop?
Speaker 12: Would you not at all?
Speaker 6: Like she literally just was like, oh, just you know,
Speaker 6: pump one and then just heard this big snap and
Speaker 6: her finger wouldn't move back to straight.
Speaker 12: It was just like this, and now she has it surgically.
Speaker 2: Reattached her Caitlin's showing us the various movies and her
Speaker 2: fingers were on the radio, mate, and they've been drinking
Speaker 2: your way around issued last two. And also just remember
Speaker 2: radio etiquette as well. Never used the phrase pump one out.
Speaker 2: Let's just turn that microphone off. Maybe next week we
Speaker 2: control and she tried out of it. You know, tell
Speaker 2: Winehouse out there producing a show. Let's go, let's go
Speaker 2: to Rob.
Speaker 1: Good morning Rob? Yeah, yeah, no great? And Rob, what's
Speaker 1: your bisign?
Speaker 18: But you got you got to get a kick out
Speaker 18: of this one. I was asleep at home one night,
Speaker 18: got in the mum saying, basket, I had to go
Speaker 18: up and go to the toilet, forced a step, went down,
Speaker 18: bounced through a antique queen and table, seven stitches in
Speaker 18: the chin, bruise, reb fractured rib, punctured blue and broche
Speaker 18: cut slice the kidney. What my gosh, imagine, imagine the
Speaker 18: brightest dreads you could think of. That's the color of
Speaker 18: what I was passing clerics everywhere, and I had to
Speaker 18: spend three weeks flattening back in hospital.
Speaker 1: Poor thing he didn't die.
Speaker 18: Oh, tell me about it. Well twenty five Well you
Speaker 18: know I'm an Amba Christian. Twenty five percent of your
Speaker 18: blood goes straight to your kidneys.
Speaker 2: We've all learnt something this morning. I did not know that.
Speaker 2: Bloody hell.
Speaker 1: I mean, you are lucky to be alive. What in story?
Speaker 18: All these things happened? And the funny thing was I
Speaker 18: was staying cold sober.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's not that funny. No one's laughing, Rob, Thank
Speaker 2: you very much, she called me. Nice to hear from you, right, Anna,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Anna, Good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning. Anna. You just take your time, then, my friend,
Speaker 1: don't worry all the time. Anne, are you ready?
Speaker 2: Yes, let's do it. You're right. Have you actually coffee
Speaker 2: or you tea this morning?
Speaker 1: Anna? Are you in the rush?
Speaker 2: I had?
Speaker 19: No, I'm not in a rush.
Speaker 18: I'm just stuck on the.
Speaker 2: Freeway traffic already on the ring road.
Speaker 17: Yep.
Speaker 1: Now listen, Anna, what's your bizarre injury story? Mate?
Speaker 19: So I displicated my knee sneezing.
Speaker 1: What it just sneezed, knee out yeap.
Speaker 19: Basically, I was in the kitchen I was making This
Speaker 19: was like a while ago. I've had a fixed since,
Speaker 19: but it had dislocated so many times that it was
Speaker 19: like any any sort of sudden movement and it could dislocate.
Speaker 19: So I was in the kitchen one morning preparing breakfast
Speaker 19: for the kids and I had to sneeze, so I
Speaker 19: did like a half body turn so I wouldn't sneeze
Speaker 19: on food, and my knee dislocated and I just went down,
Speaker 19: like on the ground. And then my toddler daughter comes
Speaker 19: around the corner. She says, Mommy, why are you on
Speaker 19: the floor.
Speaker 1: I'm just taking a knee.
Speaker 2: I always do it, just like a little prayer before
Speaker 2: trying to get through with the morning school rush. With
Speaker 2: you guys, Anna, thank you very much. You killed my
Speaker 2: have a good week. Thanks you calling the show. Thank
Speaker 2: you love your show.
Speaker 1: Are you going to take care? Robert? Hey? Rob? Yes, Robert, Hello,
Speaker 1: you're Robert.
Speaker 20: There's another Robert.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well we had a Robin Robert. How we established that.
Speaker 20: I've I've suffered a distill bicyps tendon rupture.
Speaker 1: Just still bicyps tending rupture. Yep, are you Robert? Yeah? Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 1: How did you do that? Robert?
Speaker 20: It's what it is is a sudden exertion, you know,
Speaker 20: the bicep of ninety degrees. So I'm a painter by trade,
Speaker 20: and i had two extension leadders on the ground. I
Speaker 20: picked one up to put it on top of the car,
Speaker 20: and I tripped on the one that was on the ground,
Speaker 20: and then the back of the extension ladder hit the car,
Speaker 20: the back of the car, and I used all the
Speaker 20: muscles I put in my arm to keep myself upright,
Speaker 20: and then I felt a big pop I left in
Speaker 20: my arm, and as a result, you get a you
Speaker 20: get a bicep which is a bit like popeye, a
Speaker 20: nice big bulding fire step not in rope.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 20: So yeah, that I went to the hospital. I had
Speaker 20: to have operation, and I've got a nice big Harry
Speaker 20: Potter scar on the inside of my on the inside
Speaker 20: of my elbow. And yeah, they had to reattach it.
Speaker 1: Oh, never heard of that.
Speaker 2: So the popeye is then when it's because it's separated,
Speaker 2: it gets bigger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, chah idea Robert. Robert, thanks you, story mate.
Speaker 1: Have a good day. Okay, thanks, It's keep the responsible for.
Speaker 7: I feel like we upset Robin in some way.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It seemed very unhappy and I think it's Caitlin. Actually,
Speaker 2: don't answer any calls this week.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Hello to Jannine.
Speaker 2: Christian went to the bathroom in the middle of the night,
Speaker 2: flushed the toilet using my middle finger, and suddenly it
Speaker 2: went limp. I turned the light and discovered I'd somehow
Speaker 2: dissicated my finger just by flushing the toy.
Speaker 7: Not your flushing finger, poor thing.
Speaker 1: Christian. Was our injuries.
Speaker 2: I was playing mixed netball with my wife and I
Speaker 2: didn't take it too seriously, no warm ups. Suddenly the
Speaker 2: balls on the opposite side of the court moving away from me,
Speaker 2: but went into a jog to get after it. Suddenly
Speaker 2: felt like someone had taken a bowlingpin and clubbed me
Speaker 2: on the back side of my foot. Turns out i'd
Speaker 2: slapped my achilles tender. I had a seven centimeter separation,
Speaker 2: and the surgeon told me afterwards it was like sewing
Speaker 2: mopheads back together.
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, old person. Injury.
Speaker 10: Apparently they say that for free players when once you've
Speaker 10: done your achilles, that means your past, your used by
Speaker 10: date on the field.
Speaker 1: He mainly looked at you and then he shot a
Speaker 1: look at it.
Speaker 2: Do you see that he actually right in your eyes?
Speaker 2: A baby's doing a dude on the poss.
Speaker 7: You're going to clean this up.
Speaker 17: I was.
Speaker 1: All right, Patsy, let's look after our achilles. Even if
Speaker 1: I snapped mine.
Speaker 2: I'm not telling anyone I've been crawling in here on skateboard.
Speaker 1: You have to wheel me in.
Speaker 2: Have you've done your kiddies, you'd manager no. Christianticipated my
Speaker 2: shoulder trying to get out of a pham pit at
Speaker 2: trampoline place, gravity zone. Those things are a nightmare. Some balessed.
Speaker 2: I put my own shoulder back in and got out.
Speaker 1: It was a bit sore.
Speaker 2: That's it's tough, but I thought it was okay, continue
Speaker 2: to go to the gym and do push ups. From
Speaker 2: multiple weeks. Finally went to the doctors because it wasn't
Speaker 2: going to better. It turns out I'd partially torn my shoulder.
Speaker 2: Ended up having to get a full shoulder reconstruction from
Speaker 2: a phone pit because a couple weeks ago, I put
Speaker 2: my back out, put the groceries away. I was in
Speaker 2: real acty. I wasn't even holding anything when it happened.
Speaker 2: Craig and Seaford morning, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Now, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, Good morning. My name is Harry.
Speaker 2: When I was five, I was away on a holiday,
Speaker 2: so I was riding my bite too fast, slow down, Harry,
Speaker 2: I hit the came off. My head got wedged between
Speaker 2: the handlebar and the handbrake.
Speaker 1: Oh no, bloody, How the hell? How do you contaut
Speaker 1: yourself to do that? Little Harry?
Speaker 2: Three stitches later, five hours at the hospital and adelaide.
Speaker 2: That's Harry mcclaw ten years old. Wow, ah, a tough
Speaker 2: head of a story that, Harry. By the way to
Speaker 2: my rear wedged stories head wedge between the handle bar
Speaker 2: and handbrake. But I try to work out how you
Speaker 2: can even do that.
Speaker 10: I guess you like sort of flip forward and you
Speaker 10: get yeah, I must.
Speaker 7: I don't want to be mean, but must have a
Speaker 7: tiny did yeah?
Speaker 1: Tiny?
Speaker 7: Or really big? I come?
Speaker 1: I'm sure years old? Is this right?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: To school? We questions like that, ringing around his big
Speaker 1: or small?
Speaker 7: Hey, I'd love to see a photo.
Speaker 1: Kids heads, no.
Speaker 5: Reo, wonder if they like put butter or margarine on
Speaker 5: his cheeks to try and like him.
Speaker 2: Firefighters about to do this for when kids get their
Speaker 2: head like wedge between iron railings and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: They have some big industrial tub or vaseline in the
Speaker 2: back of the truck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just to lug them up. And then the Christian.
Speaker 2: I broke a toe to toe, I broke a toe.
Speaker 2: I broke a toe while playing mini golf horse Gap
Speaker 2: a few years ago on holiday with my family. The
Speaker 2: course had rocks and boulders on the edge of the path.
Speaker 2: Not looking, I wandered and sort of drifted off into
Speaker 2: a rock wearing thongs, which spent my toe backwards and
Speaker 2: broke the looking so on my right foot. I didn't
Speaker 2: realize this at first. Played the course, one beat the family,
Speaker 2: and then a couple of days later went to hospital
Speaker 2: because I was in so much pain and it bloomed
Speaker 2: up and I've broken him. I still remind the family
Speaker 2: because I have bragging rights and I beat them all
Speaker 2: at minigolf whilst injured.
Speaker 7: Where's ESPN with their thirty for thirty on this one?
Speaker 2: You're a huge story there Josh, I love that. And
Speaker 2: the other thing we should talk about this week is
Speaker 2: bragging rights when you've got a story about that. But
Speaker 2: they've become like family folk, or don't they They become
Speaker 2: those stories they are always told. Every telling of them,
Speaker 2: they get shiny, more polish. It's like a family gemstone
Speaker 2: or something. Not this one again, all right, So Rio,
Speaker 2: you've got the story about this cat called Sleeve that
Speaker 2: was lost for years.
Speaker 10: Yes, little Sleeves, there was only a little kitten born
Speaker 10: in North Melbourne with five siblings, and then got lost
Speaker 10: in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's it's a story as old as time. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is one of five. And poor old little Sleeve
Speaker 1: just got lost.
Speaker 7: Yes, got lost. And then they gave up hope. The family.
Speaker 1: You never give up hope.
Speaker 7: Well they did.
Speaker 1: Well that's a shame, isn't it. And Sleeve would have
Speaker 1: known that, he would have felt, he would have been
Speaker 1: out there and what's the point. They've given up on
Speaker 1: Sleeve and hope And that's a damn shame.
Speaker 10: So after giving up on hope, he made his way
Speaker 10: all the way up to Swan Hill.
Speaker 7: So he must have.
Speaker 2: Don't in my mind, it's just sadness is him by
Speaker 2: himself heading up there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, tiny pool. Oh my god, he's crying and me
Speaker 1: owing all the way.
Speaker 10: Which is three hundred and thirty six kilometers. Oh my god,
Speaker 10: it's a big journey.
Speaker 1: Poor cat.
Speaker 7: And because it was micro chipped, they found him three
Speaker 7: years later.
Speaker 2: They have to look earlier. He's Michael Chips. Microchips don't
Speaker 2: start working.
Speaker 1: Three years later.
Speaker 7: Only in swan Hill.
Speaker 1: Oh there he is.
Speaker 2: I forgot We just lot God find him, find my sleep.
Speaker 2: There is he is in swan Hill. What was he
Speaker 2: doing in swan was with a new family? No, he
Speaker 2: was just he was just sat there by the bus
Speaker 2: stop waiting for them. Stay would took it so long
Speaker 2: and microshifts tom hanks and castaway. So did he try
Speaker 2: and move back in there? And we're like, oh, hang on,
Speaker 2: there's another cat. Yeah, don't make it awkward. Sleep, But
Speaker 2: you know three years we had to move on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Your stories about pets going missing and then being rediscovered.
Speaker 2: I remember some friends of mine they'd lost their cat
Speaker 2: and they took the car into be serviced, and it
Speaker 2: was a manual and the guy, after twenty minutes rang
Speaker 2: my friend at work, going have you have you lost
Speaker 2: the cat and he goes, yeah, yeah, the garage, it's
Speaker 2: in the bonnet. This cat was just like sleeping and
Speaker 2: living in the car block engine right, And every time
Speaker 2: he's trying to change the gears, the cat was like
Speaker 2: getting irritated and pushing his.
Speaker 1: Foots at a lever.
Speaker 2: And that's why this car, this car wasn't working. He
Speaker 2: couldn't get from second in the third gear.
Speaker 1: The cat was good.
Speaker 2: It goes staying second gear, trying to get some shut
Speaker 2: eye here. Yes, it's nice, Yeah, all right. Your story
Speaker 2: is about pets going missing and then being rediscovered.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now, then we're talking about pets going missing and
Speaker 2: then they're being refound rediscovered. On thirteen fifty five, twenty two,
Speaker 2: we lost our our big fat cat, Larry for the
Speaker 2: entire day and we just presume.
Speaker 1: That you're gone.
Speaker 2: And then our elderly neighbors he knocked on the door
Speaker 2: and said, there's a large cap on our garage roof.
Speaker 1: That's Larry. So i'll come and get him.
Speaker 2: Go around there, right, they go Larry, and he's just
Speaker 2: sort of I can't he's just he's just about five
Speaker 2: inches out of reach of my arm, right, and I
Speaker 2: go Larry. He sort of looks at a show like now, Larry.
Speaker 1: He can hear me.
Speaker 2: He keeps start looking and going yeah hear yeah, hey,
Speaker 2: stay moving.
Speaker 1: Ain't come back.
Speaker 2: So I go, okay, I'm going to have to lure
Speaker 2: him in. Now Larry has only one love, and it's
Speaker 2: not us his owners. It's food. I still remember I
Speaker 2: had some very nice hickory smoked leg ham in the fridge.
Speaker 2: I go back and slice off a whaw for a
Speaker 2: thin piece. Who can resist it, no human or cat.
Speaker 2: You loure me back into a house that i'd escaped from.
Speaker 2: Did you say hickory smoked leg ham?
Speaker 1: God, damn it, I'm coming back.
Speaker 2: So I now go back up my neighbour's ladder, right,
Speaker 2: and I've had to reposition it. They'd obviously they had
Speaker 2: this beautiful rose garden, right, and I started to I
Speaker 2: didn't realize in my parent of moving the ladd on
Speaker 2: flat flat. Old people don't want to make it fast
Speaker 2: to go away. It's just very easy, just a few years.
Speaker 2: That's years. They're bride and flattened, right, Just want to
Speaker 2: get this fat cat back and get up the ladder right,
Speaker 2: I'm holding the lead of one hand.
Speaker 1: I got the hand of the.
Speaker 2: Hand that dumb cat he literally hops over to it.
Speaker 2: The moment that snout touches my hand and put my
Speaker 2: grab scuver's neck.
Speaker 1: I'm now thinking, how do I get down?
Speaker 7: Hands?
Speaker 2: I can't slide down the ladder, you know, my feet
Speaker 2: on the outside like doing cartoons, and I got a
Speaker 2: it's like a drunk.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to a.
Speaker 2: Bounce, trying to get a drop to come out of
Speaker 2: a nightclub.
Speaker 1: And now bring him in to me like a close hole.
Speaker 2: I get my neighbor, I go, Can you guide me
Speaker 2: down the ladder using your hands and my feet will
Speaker 2: work together?
Speaker 1: Here? He does, I get down? I do it.
Speaker 2: And now got to walk on the street with this
Speaker 2: cat and me wrestling Larry.
Speaker 7: It looks like you're stealing a cat.
Speaker 2: He's eating all the ham and I think he's going
Speaker 2: to start eat my hand.
Speaker 1: How about Larry? Fine with this cat? And he's starting
Speaker 1: to call me? Yes? All right?
Speaker 2: Your story is about pets missing and then being rediscovered.
Speaker 2: Thirteen fifty five, twenty two, karenn Good morning, Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show, Caroling.
Speaker 1: Good morning, all right, what's your story? About missing pet.
Speaker 21: I was taking over to purse one time, stayed the
Speaker 21: night at my sister's place. The cat got a cat
Speaker 21: that I had got out and I had to plane
Speaker 21: the catch pers I went. I was there for about
Speaker 21: seven months, came back, didn't find him. My sister was
Speaker 21: still looking around it anyway.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 21: Years went on and I was come back to Melbourne
Speaker 21: and he was. I got a phone call from a
Speaker 21: council saying, oh, we've got Charlie here.
Speaker 1: And veryfrecious cat to some paperwork.
Speaker 21: While yeah, pretty much. Yeah, they wouldn't hand him over
Speaker 21: and so I paid for him and but he was Yeah.
Speaker 21: I said, look, he's been missing eight half years.
Speaker 1: It's such a long time.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 21: And I only found him really because some people were
Speaker 21: moving into a house and.
Speaker 1: Squating.
Speaker 7: How far away was the place, Carolyn.
Speaker 21: Where he was found was about five kilometers house. Yeah,
Speaker 21: so really didn't go far. I was hanging around Kentucky.
Speaker 21: I think it was.
Speaker 2: Chicken and they love it. Yeah, yeah, counting. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much, the story mate. Have a good day.
Speaker 21: Wait, thank you YouTube by bye.
Speaker 1: Nat today, Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 17: I had a little jack cross Terria many years ago
Speaker 17: and she went missing and they had found a red
Speaker 17: belly black on the on the property, and we searched
Speaker 17: and my dad was driving along and he's he's doing
Speaker 17: about one hundred kilometers for hours. He went. He drove
Speaker 17: for about one hundred kilometers and he heard this noise
Speaker 17: and we're like, He stopped the car and listened and nothing. Okay,
Speaker 17: I'll see. He went again, and this is quite a
Speaker 17: while after she'd been missing for a while, and he
Speaker 17: heard it again and he stopped the car and he's like, no,
Speaker 17: no way, And so he opened the botnet. I was
Speaker 17: and there was my Jack Russells dog like she climbed
Speaker 17: up into the engine of the car, chasing her right
Speaker 17: or something. This dog used to run around Francis in
Speaker 17: the house. When she found you. When you came home,
Speaker 17: you had to wait, You had to shed roll over
Speaker 17: in a belly. But we'll go up pay over her shoulder,
Speaker 17: and then you were allowed to pat her sort of thing.
Speaker 17: Right that day, when we found her, she was allowed
Speaker 17: on the bed for a first time. The only thing
Speaker 17: news was her tail and an eyeball she'd been stuck up.
Speaker 17: She was very very sore in the engine of the car.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, right, okay though she was okay with
Speaker 2: the chat Russell.
Speaker 17: Yeah yeah, she was fine. The bread to go down
Speaker 17: rabbit warrens and all that sort of stuff so we
Speaker 17: could chased something up there and got stuck.
Speaker 1: I got that all right, and NATSI thank you very much.
Speaker 17: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Did not you think we wore can off the dog
Speaker 2: for a while. So we need to know sort of
Speaker 2: that the moves.
Speaker 1: That you.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Every Monday, we play back your misheard lyrics because some
Speaker 2: great ones today. As always, whenever you mishear them, just
Speaker 2: to email them to me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
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Speaker 2: mishurd lyrics. It's just another Misshardman day, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics.
Speaker 1: All right, as we'd play them back if we agree.
Speaker 2: With what you think you're miss hearing if we don't
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Speaker 2: Last week to Hall of Famers, we had a great
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Speaker 2: had this one good as hell Litzo with Ariana Grande.
Speaker 2: Even try an empanada today. All right, let's get your
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Speaker 2: looks we have Mandy Christian. I was grocery shopping over
Speaker 2: the weekend. I thought it was a song about my name,
Speaker 2: Love you Madly by Cake. I'm hearing Mandy and they
Speaker 2: want to love you Mandy. Yes, Mandy, we hear that one.
Speaker 2: Vicky Lawrence has been listening to Bruno Mars for searchy
Speaker 2: on the floor.
Speaker 1: Of course, on the floor, Sash in the studio? Or
Speaker 1: has he got a little known down there? A statue
Speaker 1: on the floor?
Speaker 2: Sash?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you're right, the statue on the floor. Very
Speaker 1: different song. Now, isn't it just about statues on the floor?
Speaker 1: What's happened in that museum? Vicky? Great one?
Speaker 2: Now, Elisa's eleven years old. She's got Michael Jackson beat it.
Speaker 2: No one wants to be to feed did or is
Speaker 2: m j not a fan of European bidets? No one
Speaker 2: wants to pee in the b day.
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Speaker 1: Beta?
Speaker 2: Yes, we give that one of these penny come out
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Speaker 2: You've got to keep it separated, separated, or are the
Speaker 2: US in saying, drink your milk, you got to keep
Speaker 2: it separated.
Speaker 1: It is horrible when it gets congealed, separated.
Speaker 2: He goes, drink your milk, milk, milk. Penny good one
Speaker 2: to Tea's got price tag. We've blasts in the past,
Speaker 2: jesse Ja lyrics. I'll say, I see if I can
Speaker 2: do this my best here. Ain't about the chuching cha ching,
Speaker 2: ain't about the but bling bubbling now it's.
Speaker 1: Anyway, this is the original song cha ching? Or sorry,
Speaker 1: did you say that's that's that good? Wowee?
Speaker 2: Peanut butter cha ching cha ching, peanut butter blubbling blah bling.
Speaker 1: Two te I love that one. Let's hear this one again.
Speaker 2: So is it peanut butter cha ching ching peanut butter
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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on in to tea Hall of Favor.
Speaker 2: Love those as always, Email me when you miss hear them.
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Speaker 1: Haha. Praise me the God of radio if you can
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Speaker 2: speaking of mishurd Yes, we were just now, aren't we, Hailey? Yes,
Speaker 2: can you clarify what does the jingle before your traffic
Speaker 2: update say? Every day we listen show, we can't see
Speaker 2: arguer of it. Sounds like triple but I think he's
Speaker 2: trying to say travel. My son is convinced he's trying
Speaker 2: to say traffic. Settle the argument. We need to dig
Speaker 2: out the jingle in a minute, Christian, I've gone for
Speaker 2: your Rihanna's only girl. Sounds like I want to love
Speaker 2: you like a hot pie instead of I want to
Speaker 2: love you like a hot ride.
Speaker 1: Matty. Thank you very much, Christian.
Speaker 2: My mate's dog came home yesterday after a month in
Speaker 2: Bunyip State Park.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have a nice time. Was it camping there?
Speaker 1: Come back with any photos or stories? All right?
Speaker 2: In thirty seven days time, Oasis back on stage, the
Speaker 2: first time together in London for seventeen years, and you're
Speaker 2: going to be there.
Speaker 1: Seem to win.
Speaker 10: It's got your TIID, Yeah, record your entry.
Speaker 7: You could be Wenley.
Speaker 2: We are flying you out, You and whoever you want
Speaker 2: to take off to London Wembley Stadium Friday, the twenty
Speaker 2: fifth of.
Speaker 1: July, the first night.
Speaker 2: It's going to be unbelievable. Oasis back together. I got
Speaker 2: so excited over the weekend. I saw an interview at Bono.
Speaker 2: He's been to see them rehearsing, said he couldn't believe
Speaker 2: how good they sounded.
Speaker 1: Backhanded compliment, but it got me excited. I'm not going
Speaker 1: there to see them.
Speaker 2: I've got to wait until at the end of October
Speaker 2: and then when they made their way to Australia and
Speaker 2: here in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: But you can be there before any of that. You're going.
Speaker 1: We're going to fly you out there in five weeks time.
Speaker 1: How do you win it?
Speaker 2: You pick an Oasis song, you put your own words
Speaker 2: to it and you send it to us. Now, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to lie to you. I did say two
Speaker 2: weeks ago when we announced this amazing prize, you have
Speaker 2: a great time in London anyway, by the Oasis reunited,
Speaker 2: biggest reunion in music news for decades. So this isn't
Speaker 2: really a talent competition. It's about passion that really got
Speaker 2: tested last week.
Speaker 7: We emphasized that maybe too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm over indexed, sick, Greg, I would
Speaker 1: like to leave this city.
Speaker 3: Liam's back and all.
Speaker 1: Is this one Testedy Friday? I wanted to leave this
Speaker 1: city and my own radio. That's enough, Greg? Is bedtime?
Speaker 1: You've had enough? All right?
Speaker 2: Some brand new entries. Melissa did Champagne Supernova. You know
Speaker 2: Champagne super and Nova big song.
Speaker 1: Melissa got her Husbanana. Kids often have to clean their skids.
Speaker 1: I didn't check that.
Speaker 2: You got my attention with that poster to that page?
Speaker 2: What post to that page? What an opening line? Brian
Speaker 2: Wilson smiling his grave right now, got.
Speaker 16: A Husbandana kids often have to clean their skids.
Speaker 4: Tell me when do I need to pack my bag?
Speaker 4: I hope I will find me summer in the UUK.
Speaker 16: Inlessent Pool Partry. I would love to find me summary
Speaker 16: the mushkin and my kids notapping annoying and my husband
Speaker 16: getting a champagne from the bark.
Speaker 2: Melissa Ferry had never seen the band live, would take
Speaker 2: her husband. Also a massive fan. That is brilliant Melissa,
Speaker 2: very very great work over the weekend. Sasha's gone this
Speaker 2: one too. She's electric by Oasis.
Speaker 3: Trick.
Speaker 2: She's not a family for Christian Oasis like you takes
Speaker 2: me back to my twenties.
Speaker 1: Saw them at Living in Brisbane two thousand and two.
Speaker 11: Shows Electric Oh Car, somew Excentry, got t win things
Speaker 11: are never expected. Blood of tris time. He's got a
Speaker 11: ticking too. Actually Goldon knows how a win on the
Speaker 11: tip of my tongue is a LERI can scene.
Speaker 2: Also good Sasha, thank you very much and then let's
Speaker 2: get a sam now who's done his version of Supersonic
Speaker 2: pas Christian longtime listener. This competition failed like it was
Speaker 2: made for me. Never though I get to see Oats live.
Speaker 2: Leman No's solo gigs felt like the close up a
Speaker 2: get But twenty.
Speaker 1: Five proves truth is stranger than fiction, he thought.
Speaker 2: Samuel so I've rewritten SuperSonics and so how much it
Speaker 2: would mean to me be a fantastic opportunity to be
Speaker 2: live on the ground in London representing Gold and the show.
Speaker 2: All Right, it's not a job interview Sam, all right,
Speaker 2: but this is this is very very good from Sam.
Speaker 17: Can apply with you.
Speaker 7: This sentry double set me free from.
Speaker 3: The chain of wearer the I need to blows.
Speaker 7: I missed the nineties gloring, but I'm still in fount.
Speaker 1: I need to fight a way for the flying syme.
Speaker 3: My wife.
Speaker 1: Singing it to Red.
Speaker 7: It's Christian, said say me, old but rio lefty with
Speaker 7: the dice.
Speaker 1: Were le to you? Have you ever see them?
Speaker 12: Now I'm seeing it for that Christian God.
Speaker 1: Now I'm seeing it for the Wow. Hi, Hi, stand up.
Speaker 2: Melissa and Sam both outstanding today. Roofing it Sam. That
Speaker 2: actually is brilliantly made. The lyrics are so good. He's
Speaker 2: managed to name check three A W and we ab.
Speaker 2: He knows our sweet spots and.
Speaker 1: It sounds exactly like Lina.
Speaker 7: There wasn't singing competition, he would have won.
Speaker 1: Sound You're singing better than leave Great work everyone, You've
Speaker 1: got a week.
Speaker 2: Left to still try and win a case still wide open,
Speaker 2: but very great entries, and I really appreciate Over the
Speaker 2: weekend we had a record number of entries. A lot
Speaker 2: of work is going into these, thankfully, because that wasn't
Speaker 2: the case a week ago. People clearing their throat at
Speaker 2: the start of entries. Why bother doing two or three
Speaker 2: takes like the pros can ECN edit it and sort.
Speaker 1: It out there with that team of chipmunks.
Speaker 2: Where do you go to entry? You go to the
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show dot com dot AU one week to go, good.
Speaker 3: Luck, Christian O'Connell show, gone podcast.
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Speaker 2: restaurant names. Thai restaurants have way more fun than any
Speaker 2: of the food type. I remember being in Belfast they
Speaker 2: built the Titanic. There's a Thai restaurant right by the
Speaker 2: dot Thai Tannic Genius. I went and ate there purely
Speaker 2: because of the name. You're clear enough, funny enough to
Speaker 2: get up with the name, not that you get my business.
Speaker 2: It's a really really great thing. Thai restaurant names is
Speaker 2: what we're looking for today. Australia has the highest concentration
Speaker 2: of Thai restaurants per capita outside of Thailand.
Speaker 7: Well, I believe it.
Speaker 1: There is a Thai restaurant for every eight thousand of US.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, three times more than any other country on.
Speaker 2: This is why they've got it, the lucky country.
Speaker 1: You love your PATCHI moved to Australia.
Speaker 2: I love One of my favorite takeaways is Thieve Takeaway.
Speaker 7: It travels, well, you're right, it does.
Speaker 1: What would you have? What are you having?
Speaker 10: A massive man massimin patsy U padkin, mad duck, hurry
Speaker 10: oh chicken lb oh yes, a bit sourbout.
Speaker 1: My wife loves it. Can't stand it, miss chicken, No,
Speaker 1: thank you, it's not quite tart. Yeah, casual. What's your
Speaker 1: favorite tie? We're all having a tie takeout right now.
Speaker 4: What are we ordering the green curry?
Speaker 3: I reckon?
Speaker 5: You know no, our local tie does a beautiful coconut
Speaker 5: rice as well.
Speaker 4: With my lord?
Speaker 1: What's the devolition of the arm? What's the.
Speaker 4: I can't think of?
Speaker 1: Circular? Yes, you get it. You order.
Speaker 2: It comes with a sauce participating what is it? I
Speaker 2: will use that as cutlery, totally savage. Was so good,
Speaker 2: this raw dog and that tie. Put that knife and
Speaker 2: spoon away. We ain't gonna eat that any Who's you
Speaker 2: losing Thai restaurant names?
Speaker 1: Tyrannosaurus.
Speaker 2: Let me just tie a shoelace, stretching a bit, stretching
Speaker 2: a bit, Mike Tyson, what about more high end one?
Speaker 2: You ever been to Flower Drum in Chinatown? That's bow tie.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear a bow tie to get in your
Speaker 1: time and tidy your bedrop up.
Speaker 7: Bronze.
Speaker 1: What have you got TI restaurants?
Speaker 7: A fancy one black tie from me?
Speaker 1: Bronze minus the hell.
Speaker 7: Thailand used to be called Siam.
Speaker 1: I am Siam. Oh that's very good. Yep, gold and rolls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's gold.
Speaker 7: And this is for one. In New York it would
Speaker 7: be called the sat that Never sleeps.
Speaker 2: Two long winters again nowhere rapidly. Maybe it plays well
Speaker 2: in New York. We're a long way from there, Dorothy, Okay, what.
Speaker 1: Have you got them? We look if your TI restaurant names?
Speaker 1: Excuse me.
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Speaker 2: Thanks to cogan dot com best in show to down
Speaker 2: the time waste gets two hundred and fifty dollars suspend
Speaker 2: at cogan dot com. Today we're looking for Thai restaurant names.
Speaker 2: I had to do quite a bit of cleaning up
Speaker 2: on some of these entries. It's a shame, all right. So,
Speaker 2: uh Thai restaurants. Tie the knot okay, silver? Yeah, Kerry
Speaker 2: tie hard. Just get that one now that came in
Speaker 2: like twenty seven thousand times one bite in Bangkok? Oh,
Speaker 2: very good, God plus yeah what Unjess live free or
Speaker 2: tie silver, no ty, no service, Gold, Time to eat,
Speaker 2: ten to eat plus, Brian, I love that one. Walk
Speaker 2: this way silver plus tongue tied Gold, Rookie woman Silver,
Speaker 2: retirement time a kangaroo down actually from an ankle, Bruce,
Speaker 2: why not tie tom yum? Oh yeah, Sarte night fever Silver,
Speaker 2: love you long tie? Give me.
Speaker 1: Too tight for a white guy? Oh God, massive, man,
Speaker 1: this is good.
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