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Speaker 1: When you hit off with your mates, can.

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Speaker 2: You just crack gags?

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Speaker 3: I added a lot of color hum time he went

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Speaker 3: to boss level for Barre's bits. Have some of this

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Speaker 3: bang GOLs. This is the community service really because for

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Speaker 3: everyone who's starting out in golf, that became huge when

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Speaker 3: COVID was around golf.

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Speaker 1: Now it's massive every club.

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Speaker 4: I mean it was pretty big before, but yes it did.

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Speaker 1: You can't even get into clubs.

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Speaker 4: Now you cannot get into a club.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's incredible. And Embleton is a great track where

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Speaker 3: you go and I know you and Susie. Then I

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Speaker 3: just wanted to.

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Speaker 5: Beginner's course for us just three and four pars nine

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Speaker 5: holes or three and four pars.

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Speaker 2: Not a lot of bunkers, and we don't cheat.

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Speaker 3: And now that exactly well. I found that women don't cheat.

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Speaker 3: Mostly it's men. And so now that you're starting playing

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Speaker 3: groups and stuff, I just wanted to give you some

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Speaker 3: tips on how to recognize when someone you're playing with

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Speaker 3: maybe a golf cheat. Okay, which is one of the

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Speaker 3: golf cheats.

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Speaker 2: Are now taking notes and going all right, change my tactic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so the top five ways to cheat at golf.

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Speaker 3: Number five, when they try to hit the ball and

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Speaker 3: they miss and they say it's a practice swing. No,

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Speaker 3: that's a shot, So you don't have aries. I'm sorry least,

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Speaker 3: but I don't know if you do that.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, I didn't realize I was cheating.

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Speaker 1: We can break that.

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Speaker 3: It's not it's not exactly cheating, but you should probably

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Speaker 3: just misleading.

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Speaker 4: I don't have a handicap yet, we're just mucking around.

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Speaker 3: So the top four ways to cheat you golf Number

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Speaker 3: four gimmeis you know what gimm is? No, it's when

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Speaker 3: you get you hit the ball close to the hole

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Speaker 3: and you walk up me. Oh that's a gimmy, isn't

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Speaker 3: it finish it off?

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Speaker 5: Whereas you could be going back and forward, you know,

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Speaker 5: for seven shots.

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Speaker 2: But sometimes the person you're playing with might offer that

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Speaker 2: to you.

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Speaker 1: That's fair enough.

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Speaker 3: If it's offered, you're not allowed to call it yourself.

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Speaker 3: You can't say that's gimmy made, didn't it No, and

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Speaker 3: then just kick it in with you just pick it

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Speaker 3: up and walk off.

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Speaker 1: So we just watch out for that. They start doing that.

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Speaker 3: They some of them do it from you know they're

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Speaker 3: about to chip, and that's a gimme, So you know,

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Speaker 3: just number three.

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Speaker 1: Number three is a classic. The floor shine wedge, the

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Speaker 1: floor sanchu wedged. You know that is no.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's good, see she doesn't she. So when you're

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Speaker 3: in the bush sometimes you might behind a tree. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you might kick it away from the tree.

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Speaker 1: So you have a shot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just watch out for people using the floor shine wedge.

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Speaker 3: Improving a lie as well. You know when it's in

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Speaker 3: a hole or something and you sort of just move

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Speaker 3: it off. Well, some people don't. It's a better green bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Number number two phantom ball finds.

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Speaker 5: Phantom ball fin so winding a ball that wasn't actually

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Speaker 5: your ball?

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Speaker 4: Yeh, what's my ball?

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Speaker 3: I know exactly. So what blokes do they hit into

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Speaker 3: the bush? They did in the bush?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 4: Always the blow and they've got a stunt ball in

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Speaker 4: their pocket.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So that's what you watch out for.

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Speaker 3: The bloke hits into the bush and then he goes

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Speaker 3: to his bag and gets another ball. You know what

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Speaker 3: he's up to, because he's going to go into the bush.

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Speaker 3: And and if you do do that, make sure it's

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Speaker 3: the same brand and the same number.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good way to do it.

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Speaker 3: But some boys have some boys, some men, some people

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Speaker 3: have titlest number four and they might have three or

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Speaker 3: four of them so that you can't even catch them.

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Speaker 2: So before you even tee off on the first hole

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Speaker 2: you go, I'd just like to look at your ball collection.

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Speaker 2: You please to check all that. I'm going to check

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Speaker 2: all the numbers.

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Speaker 3: And the number one way people cheat is by using

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Speaker 3: the best wood in their bag their pencil, you know,

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Speaker 3: like they hit it into the bush and they then

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Speaker 3: they chip out and then a bunker, bunker, bunker onto

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Speaker 3: the green.

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Speaker 1: Three parts out.

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Speaker 2: Of five, the pencil is mightier than the club.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is. The best wood in your bag.

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Speaker 5: Is actually got one of those little county things because

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Speaker 5: I have so many shots to get to the hole.

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Speaker 4: I've got a sometimes, yeah, I give up at ten.

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Speaker 5: Around to just give up at ten and you just

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Speaker 5: put put it down is ten.

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Speaker 3: The other thing I'll tell you as well, if you

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Speaker 3: do catch someone cheating, don't expose them. No, don't, because

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Speaker 3: it's in Perth. There's only two things you can't do

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Speaker 3: you can't come back from. I won't say what. One

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Speaker 3: of them is pretty obvious, but the other one is

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Speaker 3: cheating at golf because he gets around and people tell

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Speaker 3: everyone and you get known as a you get branded

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Speaker 3: as a golf it's like you're a leper.

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Speaker 4: So don't expose them to be branded as a dobber.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, you well know, only because you're going to

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Speaker 3: destroy that person's life.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, Like I caught a guy I was in it.

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Speaker 4: Maybe they deserve to be.

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Speaker 3: I went behind a bunker once in a pro am

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Speaker 3: and I caught a guy. He went down, picked up

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Speaker 3: the ball, put in a bit of sand, and he

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Speaker 3: thought it was so deep we couldn't see him.

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Speaker 1: But I was behind him. He didn't know, and he

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Speaker 1: picked it up and he went, I come, and he

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Speaker 1: threw it out of the finally crashed in the tread.

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Speaker 1: But with my.

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Speaker 2: Buggy, it's not even trying.

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Speaker 3: But I didn't go to the next thing and go, mate,

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Speaker 3: you cheated, because it would have been the end of him,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: So take that.

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Speaker 2: You're a good man. You're a good man.

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Speaker 1: More tips laid.

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Speaker 4: So what do you do?

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Speaker 5: You just sort of let them know, I know, blackmail

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Speaker 5: then maybe just a lazy you know, five hundred in

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Speaker 5: my account and I won't tell anyone.

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Speaker 1: I like the way, thinking

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Speaker 2: We'll catch you again on Friday,