Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I was a zombie in the chorus line, lindsay.
Speaker 3: I'm going to put a complain into.
Speaker 4: The answer into has anyone got any spare ferret bedding?
Speaker 1: Chris'connell one O four.
Speaker 4: Points start, look of that ferret bedding. Don't leave us
Speaker 4: hanging Melbourne. Don't do us like that. Good morning, it's
Speaker 4: the Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Patsy morning, good morning Jack,
Speaker 4: good morning, Nama. Stay to the pair of you and
Speaker 4: stay to you. How was everyone's company? Well, mistay, yesterday didn't.
Speaker 3: Really experience anything.
Speaker 2: No, it didn't part.
Speaker 4: Did you get your complimentary coffee?
Speaker 2: I did, thank you, I got.
Speaker 4: My complimentary coffee.
Speaker 3: Neither of you got a mess.
Speaker 2: No, no, neither coffee is not nemstay either like it
Speaker 2: kind of gets you going, doesn't. It doesn't relax you.
Speaker 3: It's not a traditional wellness trin by the way, I
Speaker 3: come to coffee a bit.
Speaker 4: But yesterday I was chatting to young Josh the reception
Speaker 4: and that the massage place was just around the corner.
Speaker 4: So yesterday, if a company they did this thing, that
Speaker 4: was a wellness day where they'd hide him. A suits
Speaker 4: a lovely thing to do, to give complimentary massages throughout
Speaker 4: the day. And then, as is always with this company,
Speaker 4: I on the profit line that complimentary massage. We all
Speaker 4: know a massage really shouldn't go any longer.
Speaker 3: Than five You had to lug onto a next gives
Speaker 3: his idea of.
Speaker 4: A massage before Basically, what he really wants is to
Speaker 4: move on, move on to the main event, that's to
Speaker 4: warm up to. What if she going on to five
Speaker 4: minutes is not a massage. You might be just slight
Speaker 4: into relax and going get back to work, get back
Speaker 4: on the phone.
Speaker 2: Such of a good thing.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I had a look in at to see some
Speaker 4: really see how it's been organized. There was like this
Speaker 4: half fast partition that wasn't fully across, so it's just
Speaker 4: in the middle of it. And then do you know
Speaker 4: I just saw lurking around. Take I'll give you one guess.
Speaker 2: It doesn't start with h y.
Speaker 4: Out in reception, lurking around having an old look. See
Speaker 4: get back in your wellness? Boo, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Hang aloud here? I see your has been organized. Hanging around,
Speaker 4: hanging He looked like he was going to do a
Speaker 4: couple of shifts, a couple of drive bykes yesterday anyway,
Speaker 4: I guess because they must have had it been inumdated right,
Speaker 4: their little coffee shopping here, stubborn cousin if you're in
Speaker 4: Richmond popping right. They're lovely dad people. But I went
Speaker 4: this morning to get my coffee at half five and
Speaker 4: I said to Chazz, the guy's working. I went, how
Speaker 4: are you goes? Just exhausted. Yesterday was the worst day
Speaker 4: since I started working. I went, Nanosta. They were not
Speaker 4: stop someone's namastay is someone else's worst day? I said,
Speaker 4: how long you've been working? At about two years? It
Speaker 4: was just awful because you like, we're all having your
Speaker 4: free coffee. Stay my ass. I there.
Speaker 3: Every employee have like three or four coffees.
Speaker 4: Any limit person, they'll probably hungy having three or four
Speaker 4: and then going watch women having a mass on. And
Speaker 4: that's just a normal Tuesday, to be honest.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Patsy, what happened with You Yesterday?
Speaker 2: Had to go to the supermarket yesterday and look, I
Speaker 2: know everything is dear, we know cost of living is up, but.
Speaker 4: Boy, Tuesday your supermarket day? And was that one of
Speaker 4: those irritine ones we just suddenly have to go.
Speaker 2: Yes, suddenly, I seem to be going like every second day.
Speaker 2: I do the major shop on a Friday, so it's
Speaker 2: done for the weekend.
Speaker 4: You ask, why did you want a Friday.
Speaker 2: That's a very end of question.
Speaker 3: Never think of that.
Speaker 2: Yes I am, But then it means that I don't
Speaker 2: have to go out on my time on the weekend.
Speaker 2: My time is my time.
Speaker 4: Somehow's falling to me that it's my job now to
Speaker 4: go do the supermarket shop every Saturday. And it's yes.
Speaker 4: See no, it's like the zombie.
Speaker 3: Still at thirty five and thirty four. We've never got
Speaker 3: a full supermarket trolley field and done a weekly.
Speaker 4: We just stay while we stay on cage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we just do the basket shop the next two See.
Speaker 2: I find your proximity to like, you're closer to the city,
Speaker 2: so you've got all these lovely little shops around you.
Speaker 2: I get that, But when you're in the outer burbs,
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4: So what you know, you're not living in the middle
Speaker 4: of Africa or something. A lot of people that lady
Speaker 4: walks ten came with a basket. I had to get
Speaker 4: some bread and fish.
Speaker 3: Alas was trying to tell me on Friday night that
Speaker 3: when you went bought your house in Werriby, it was
Speaker 3: just fields for all the house prairie. No, it was fields.
Speaker 4: Around here, Chris. There were there were shoulder with their city.
Speaker 2: Ways over our back fence. Christian, I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 2: There were cows and you could hear the moving it
Speaker 2: from the car. I promised you, hand on my heart.
Speaker 2: But now it's not. It's all built up. But there
Speaker 2: were cows built up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, real, Well, you've got some two story buildings now, Chris,
Speaker 4: Town's got a lift.
Speaker 2: Only a two person, but it's a lyft. But no,
Speaker 2: I hate going supermarket shopping on his son. Sunday especially,
Speaker 2: it's like that same group of zombies from two pm
Speaker 2: on a Sunday. It's like, we've got to.
Speaker 4: Do, you know, Patsy, We're about twenty years away from
Speaker 4: being those zombies. It's the old shufflers, you know, where
Speaker 4: they've got all the time in the world. They're just
Speaker 4: out the house to keep away from the grim Reaper
Speaker 4: and they spend an ages trying to find the sliced
Speaker 4: pineapple or mango.
Speaker 3: I don't you want to like about an old person
Speaker 3: go shopping, especially the old men still sometimes enough to
Speaker 3: get a suit on and go shopping.
Speaker 4: No, No, you're right. They're smart or at least a
Speaker 4: shirt on. They're smarter than anyone else there, aren't they.
Speaker 4: Why is that they always been smart? They've always been
Speaker 4: the dressed up thinking this is something to dress up for.
Speaker 3: No, I think it's an old time where like slacks
Speaker 3: and good shoes. If you're going out of the house,
Speaker 3: you were slize?
Speaker 4: Are they? They're not sliding around there anyway? So you
Speaker 4: had to go yesterday?
Speaker 2: It was just outrage. So you know, everything's getting dearer.
Speaker 2: And I actually had to look wed vegimite. We're out
Speaker 2: of vigimin. I guess we get veggimite maybe once a month,
Speaker 2: once every two months and once.
Speaker 4: An You go through it every day, loves it every day.
Speaker 4: I forget. It's a yeast powered nation, fossil fugere getting
Speaker 4: up the ground here, yeast and cold.
Speaker 2: I just found myself looking at the shelf. I thought
Speaker 2: that can't be right, and then I sort of adjusted
Speaker 2: my glasses.
Speaker 4: I can remember that were you in a TV at
Speaker 4: for spec Savis that my pe on here, I say,
Speaker 4: young man, of these numbers up saying down? Is this
Speaker 4: for the champagne?
Speaker 2: We buy the one hundred grand chart sing around?
Speaker 4: They're always really hammy, aren't they? The champagne we.
Speaker 2: Buy the one hundred gram jar. Last time I bought
Speaker 2: it it was eight No, it was eight dollars. Do
Speaker 2: you know how much it was yesterday? Tell us I
Speaker 2: nearly fell over. It was nine dollars. Forty ten bucks
Speaker 2: is a lot for vegm vegimi. We've only got one kid?
Speaker 2: How are these families with three and four kids feeding them?
Speaker 3: Is one hundred grands of the big one?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah it is?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: You don't go to office works stuff out the right
Speaker 4: the fire and they've got those big drugs of like
Speaker 4: coffee granuals, but coffee roast vegimion. You rolled it out
Speaker 4: like a still an oil drum.
Speaker 3: Like we got that in peanut butter one time. It
Speaker 3: was it didn't even come in the branding of the tube.
Speaker 3: Came in like an industrial white.
Speaker 4: Pea, a big sort of hotel, the Crown or something
Speaker 4: like that. Ten dollars is a long dollars.
Speaker 2: So when I did her, she has some vegemie and
Speaker 2: a salata every day for her morning smokeo at school.
Speaker 2: So not smoke a smoker, she's just chugging a dark
Speaker 2: but I normally, you know, you you spread it with
Speaker 2: a little bit of butter, then you put the vegemie
Speaker 2: and you've got like the drinks.
Speaker 4: Make a note that recipe. I didn't mean I was
Speaker 4: well to get into our cooking feature.
Speaker 2: I forgot off Wednesday, and you've got the dregs. So
Speaker 2: I just chucked the knife in the dishwasher with a
Speaker 2: little bit still on it. I thought, no, this is
Speaker 2: like liquid gold. So I scraped it onto the edge
Speaker 2: of the of the jar, even with the butter on
Speaker 2: the side of it. So it's got a bit of
Speaker 2: butter in there now.
Speaker 3: Like it last longer to expense it.
Speaker 4: Welcome to this week's First World Problems.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, in our show was saying how I think it
Speaker 4: might at the end of the year trump on an
Speaker 4: end of school play. Well, for grown ups who are
Speaker 4: given no speaking roles, you were just a thing in
Speaker 4: your school play. I've just seen this message that came
Speaker 4: into the show after the show ended yesterday. Christian, I
Speaker 4: was Judas's shadow, So not Judas, but Judases shadow in our.
Speaker 2: I feel sad, but you were a zombie to sing.
Speaker 4: Do you know what? I found out yesterday that my wife,
Speaker 4: who I know very very well, she's never shared this
Speaker 4: was just a drip of water. A drip of water
Speaker 4: was the play I said that She she I don't want.
Speaker 4: She buried it deep in the hurt locker shore. I
Speaker 4: don't remember. You must know what play I Said'm trying
Speaker 4: to rack in my mind. For all the possible blazes,
Speaker 4: Annie and bugs in Malone Oliver, that requires a key
Speaker 4: scene involving a drop of water that you could have
Speaker 4: had a significant moment in Christian I was ju just
Speaker 4: a shadow when our school played Jesus Christ Superstar, no words,
Speaker 4: just behind him the whole time, painted in the dark blue,
Speaker 4: wearing a sheet as well. Truly damaging to my psyche.
Speaker 4: This is why we're doing the high school rejects. More
Speaker 4: on that this morning, right now, though, if you're at
Speaker 4: work right now listening to the show, it is cold
Speaker 4: out there this morning. It's still dark. Everyone else has
Speaker 4: stood asleep waiting, waking up late on this morning. You're
Speaker 4: already at work. You're one of our six hour grinders. Yeah,
Speaker 4: grinding away the cold face of your life. We have
Speaker 4: have specific prizes and much for you. We see you.
Speaker 4: We have our knock on mugs and we just found out.
Speaker 4: I mean it's like Aladdin's Cave and the tardest that
Speaker 4: just keeps on going. The prize coveroard. You often hear
Speaker 4: like a radio DJ stort what prize covers and it
Speaker 4: doesn't really exist. There is actually a megastoreroom.
Speaker 3: It's huge, but it's in Aladdin's Cave.
Speaker 4: You ever been in there?
Speaker 3: I've been in there, yeah when And it's in the
Speaker 3: Aladdin's Cave that when you go and pick up the
Speaker 3: gold objects, you go like, oh, they're just cheap plastic. Really,
Speaker 3: that's what happens in our prize covered.
Speaker 4: Tell everybody what you are holding right.
Speaker 3: Now, some golden sunnies.
Speaker 4: I didn't know we even had these.
Speaker 3: Oh they're cool, Yeah, non branded, just got They're not
Speaker 3: for the show, they're not for Gold.
Speaker 4: Of Him, So what's the point never being made, there's
Speaker 4: no branding on it.
Speaker 3: I don't know even what we do with these.
Speaker 4: They look like, I'll tell you what we do with them.
Speaker 4: Give them away to lucky listeners.
Speaker 7: Right now.
Speaker 4: That's what we do with these highly coveted items.
Speaker 1: Br you're listening to the question of Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Who were Tony? Who's working right now in the UK
Speaker 4: and a police call center and listening to the show
Speaker 4: as well. I mean, if you should be taking emergency calls,
Speaker 4: maybe put the phone down. How he's got one air
Speaker 4: on us and one hell Maurice Johnson's in my flat.
Speaker 4: Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: We're doing knock on Wednesday. Good morning, Christian, the team.
Speaker 4: Kelly here, truck driver up early this morning three point thirty,
Speaker 4: started driving four am from Melbourne en route to a schooker.
Speaker 4: I've called a couple of times Jack tom of this morning.
Speaker 4: My bluetooth, in his words, unbearable to hear. If he
Speaker 4: says unbearable to hear, it is unbearable to hear. We
Speaker 4: can't now shonky old bluetooth. I'm sorry, Kelly, but then
Speaker 4: listen gold them anyway. All right, So if you're at
Speaker 4: work right now, knock on Wednesday. You've knocked on. You're
Speaker 4: a six o'clock grinder nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three, Gay, Good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning.
Speaker 4: How are you what's going on the background?
Speaker 9: There?
Speaker 1: Go?
Speaker 4: This is what the phone's going? Do you have to
Speaker 4: get that? Do you need to get it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: I can't believe.
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Are you? Are you work right now?
Speaker 6: I am at work?
Speaker 4: And what do you do?
Speaker 6: Actually?
Speaker 10: So I don't know why the phones ring?
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 1: Go?
Speaker 6: I work for Golden Valley helping Sheperdin.
Speaker 10: I'm in Sheperdin.
Speaker 4: And so with that health call, is that like an
Speaker 4: emergency call or someone's falling down a ravine?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 10: No, I don't wait, don't know.
Speaker 4: Now, Gay, I appreciate your your your dedication to the show,
Speaker 4: over your customers there, and how can we help you someonna?
Speaker 4: I hear you've got some information for Patsy.
Speaker 6: Oh, I have Patsy.
Speaker 9: If you would like a large tub of begimart.
Speaker 10: I think it's about five hundred grants. You just go
Speaker 10: to Costco and it's twelve dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I haven't got a membership to Costco.
Speaker 2: We got went there once a few months back and
Speaker 2: got turned back because we didn't have to, like, didn't
Speaker 2: have the membership.
Speaker 4: Coaches rock up. You just have to be a member.
Speaker 2: You want a nightclub.
Speaker 4: The velvet rope very cheap velvet rope as well. You
Speaker 4: can buy it for nine ninety nine cheaper by the dozen.
Speaker 2: Sixty or seventy bucks for a membership, isn't it.
Speaker 10: It's sixty five dollars.
Speaker 9: But you can get charge in the same household or
Speaker 9: if people live in the same household.
Speaker 4: We signed up my wife. We tried to get lou
Speaker 4: not joking for the year. And this was two years ago.
Speaker 4: We're still the garage has still got another two hundred
Speaker 4: lou rolls.
Speaker 2: Am I going to put all that bulk stuff?
Speaker 4: We haven't been in the garage. We've got the mayonnaise
Speaker 4: in there. I could open up a little cafe at
Speaker 4: my garage easily, all right, costco five hundred grams for
Speaker 4: twelve bucks.
Speaker 2: Yep, Wow, that would last years.
Speaker 4: I'm glad that was a priorty business that bar Old Shepherdon.
Speaker 4: The people of Shepherdon right now can't get through. We're
Speaker 4: talking about serious and cheapest way to get you. It
Speaker 4: should be like fuel prices outside, how much how much
Speaker 4: by the barrel? All right, Kai, thank you very much,
Speaker 4: give us a call.
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 4: What the hell is going on? Was that Maracas.
Speaker 9: She picks up.
Speaker 4: Then it's like a sneak charmer. James coome onring.
Speaker 11: Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you Christian?
Speaker 4: I'm good James. And are you already knocked on at work?
Speaker 9: Yes, we're at work at the moment.
Speaker 12: Just my boat's coming in now and then we get
Speaker 12: on and keep going backwards and forwards.
Speaker 4: And what do you do? Are you were just a
Speaker 4: foot passenger on the boat where you off to?
Speaker 12: No, no, no, I'm in operations for sea road ferries
Speaker 12: always between Sorrento and Queenscliff, and occasionally I'll drive the
Speaker 12: ship as well.
Speaker 4: So you a captain, Yes i am. How was it
Speaker 4: yesterday out there chopping?
Speaker 9: Oh it wasn't the best. It was actually quite rubbish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was windy yesterday.
Speaker 4: Why I asked Jack it was a fellow man of
Speaker 4: the season. Sound I would have been a choppy one
Speaker 4: out there. Yes, they are sailors. You know what we
Speaker 4: say plane seas mate for plain sailors.
Speaker 9: Well this is true. And until the time when you
Speaker 9: want to go to the pub.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, let me know when your next work and
Speaker 4: I want to get on the on the other Ferria.
Speaker 4: So what do you surrender? The Queen's Cliff.
Speaker 9: Yes, that's the one.
Speaker 4: I've been on that a few times. That is a
Speaker 4: lovely little trip. That is. Sometimes you see the dolphins.
Speaker 12: Yeah, oh yeah absolutely, we had dolphins a couple of
Speaker 12: days ago.
Speaker 4: I was like looking at the ports isn't or the mega,
Speaker 4: mega rich people's homes that you see on the cliff
Speaker 4: face there as you're going past them all.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, that's uh, that's Ports Sea And you've got
Speaker 12: the wind Foxes there, You've got the babes there.
Speaker 4: Do you know what when everyone peers over all these
Speaker 4: these big mega properties and it all you hear on
Speaker 4: that very is lind Fox. Yeah. Someone told me he's
Speaker 4: got a lift from his house that goes through the
Speaker 4: cliff down to the Bottle Cliffs, so we can get
Speaker 4: in a boat like a James Bond Baby James.
Speaker 3: It sort of sounds like you're doing a star.
Speaker 4: On the water of Melbourne. That's great, James, will send
Speaker 4: your price. Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 9: Mate, Thanks, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Have a good morning and you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian and Patsy saying she's got no room to join
Speaker 4: up for Costco. Maybe ditch some of those easter trees.
Speaker 4: So you tried to sell us all on a few
Speaker 4: months bat Patrick in even you've got a good memory,
Speaker 4: do you remember that? Yeah, anyone's buying them. Everyone's buying them.
Speaker 2: Do you know how bad it is this Easter?
Speaker 6: This year?
Speaker 2: I couldn't find them.
Speaker 4: I've shoved them some you created your own influencer panic.
Speaker 2: Like, no, but I mean at home. I don't know where.
Speaker 2: I've shoved them in a cupboard somewhere. So we had
Speaker 2: no Easter decorations.
Speaker 4: Well, you couldn't find your own decoration.
Speaker 2: It's gone from one extreme to the other.
Speaker 4: In my mind, every room you go into in Patsy's
Speaker 4: home is like some sort of horde of play.
Speaker 3: Yeah you can't find yeah, yeah, like trying to open
Speaker 3: up the.
Speaker 4: Door or something like the dog treat and lamb chops
Speaker 4: on the floor and stuff like.
Speaker 3: That's why we've never been invited out there.
Speaker 4: All right? Nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 4: If you already knocked on at work, Simon is come
Speaker 4: on in.
Speaker 5: Simon, Hey Christians made Simon?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 4: Yes, it's good to have a friend anywhere, Simon. How
Speaker 4: are you my friend? Simon?
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 13: Many good?
Speaker 9: What's going on do you actually know someone?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you do. Yeah, yeah, Simon from I recognized
Speaker 4: voice from regional fleet manager Enterprise, isn't it, yeah man, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and he's still changing the cars to all the presets
Speaker 4: to us.
Speaker 5: Well, trying to good mine, Yeah, trying to Yeah. So
Speaker 5: basically knocked on about six Squark half an hour late
Speaker 5: this morning because it was too cold to get out
Speaker 5: of bed and.
Speaker 4: His commitment employee of the month right there. I was, Simon,
Speaker 4: to get out of bed, trying to get your higher
Speaker 4: at the airport today and a little bit delayed. That's
Speaker 4: our man, Simon. On the inside. We didn't fancy it.
Speaker 13: That's it.
Speaker 9: That's it.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I'm fleet manager and basically I'm in charge
Speaker 5: of a group of details. They bring cars back from
Speaker 5: the airport, get them all cleaned and ready, and yeah,
Speaker 5: sometimes we find some interesting things left.
Speaker 4: In the vehicles, such as what are we found in there?
Speaker 7: Ah, everything and anything from you know, like little past
Speaker 7: on dolls that people leave in there where they go shopping,
Speaker 7: knickknacks and things like that. I've got a bag of
Speaker 7: coffee on coffee beans on your shelf at the.
Speaker 4: Moment, could be something else, sure, every.
Speaker 5: Now and then we might we might find a bottle
Speaker 5: of wine or a couple of beers and and things
Speaker 5: like that. So things like that we normally take the side.
Speaker 5: If that's it, people ring back, we tend to send
Speaker 5: them back to people. But you know, sometimes so h
Speaker 5: end up in our position.
Speaker 4: So yeah, and that's enterprise if you're looking for someone.
Speaker 4: All right, So simon, thank you very much for cor mate.
Speaker 4: We'll send you the knocked on mug.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 3: Always good to speak to one of your mates.
Speaker 4: I always say, called the show five too. If you can't, Oh,
Speaker 4: it's good to have friends like that. Okay, come on, guys,
Speaker 4: come on. We can't pick our family, but we can
Speaker 4: choose our friends. You're just jealous. You don't make nights.
Speaker 4: It's been too long since we spoken. Let's do it again. David.
Speaker 4: Good morning's my friend, David.
Speaker 9: How are you all right yourself?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, good David. What are you knocked on doing?
Speaker 9: I'll do your composts up in the right yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: What what do you mean you do compost? You make
Speaker 4: compost or your compost?
Speaker 9: Yeah, compost, But we brew all different products or greenwayte
Speaker 9: from all the cool nurseries in the area, and we
Speaker 9: blame it together and get it up to good temperatures.
Speaker 4: And so just like the city is obsessed with like
Speaker 4: single origin coffee and dry roast and stuff like that,
Speaker 4: batch you do the same thing with compost.
Speaker 9: Virtually.
Speaker 4: I have no idea to go to Bunnings of the
Speaker 4: Week and get my mother in or some compost and
Speaker 4: some what would do some really really smelly manure? Would
Speaker 4: it been chicken.
Speaker 9: Crap if it's really smell yeah, probably chicken manure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. And the guys said, this stuff really sinks.
Speaker 4: Need to put limes on top. Why would I need
Speaker 4: to put limes on top of it?
Speaker 9: Oh, I don't know why. I'd probably get rid of
Speaker 9: the smell, like you put.
Speaker 3: A lime in air corona.
Speaker 4: Yes that's smell. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, all right, David,
Speaker 4: We'll to send you on nock Tom Mark, have a
Speaker 4: great day, compost and thanks for going on the show. Beautiful,
Speaker 4: Thank you Christian O'Connell show podcast yesterday on the show,
Speaker 4: and then so many emails we've come into today. I
Speaker 4: think we tapped a vein of pain when we start
Speaker 4: talking about what were you are high school reject. I
Speaker 4: was one of these where I didn't really get the
Speaker 4: great role at the school played. So I'm actually thinking
Speaker 4: about giving you all the do over where we actually
Speaker 4: host and put on We're seriously looking at doing this
Speaker 4: an end of the year school play for grown ups.
Speaker 4: If you didn't have a speaking role, or maybe you'd
Speaker 4: even have the courage to go an audition, it isn't
Speaker 4: too late. High school rejects needs you. Even hearing this
Speaker 4: song from Bugsy Malone, I love this song. I failed
Speaker 4: the audition to being Buggsy Malone. Have to go and sing,
Speaker 4: and you could pick take along your own song. I
Speaker 4: was like fourteen, and I chose Elvis. I was the
Speaker 4: only teenager in my school into Elvis. In the eighties,
Speaker 4: as you two Wam and Spound our Ballet were rising
Speaker 4: up the charts.
Speaker 3: We would have made sense to sing a song from
Speaker 3: Buggsy Malone.
Speaker 4: That's what he said. He went Elvis, okay, and I sung,
Speaker 4: And then I saw when they put the do you
Speaker 4: w mom, when it used to put that wall of
Speaker 4: shame up results and what you were Yeah, I was
Speaker 4: giving the roll of a mute knuckles the bounce who
Speaker 4: not only doesn't sing. He doesn't flip and speak. He
Speaker 4: cracks knuckles to sound effects. That that was me on
Speaker 4: the big stage. Patsy, you were a I.
Speaker 2: Was a zombie in Dracula Spectacular, but I only sang.
Speaker 2: Didn't get anything.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, you were in the band. I was in
Speaker 4: the bed.
Speaker 3: That's a good way, would you say? Important role? But
Speaker 3: they do put you behind the curtains, so there's.
Speaker 4: No like white shirt, black slacks. Oh wow, all right,
Speaker 4: So some of the ones we had yesterday high school rejects.
Speaker 6: I was the wind in the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2: I think I was in a garbage bag and I
Speaker 2: had streamers in my hand and I just had to
Speaker 2: run around the stage going whoa.
Speaker 8: I didn't even make it.
Speaker 10: I wanted to do a dancing role, but you had
Speaker 10: to pass the singing audition, and I never made the
Speaker 10: singing audition.
Speaker 6: I got Mary in the Christmas Play. The only line
Speaker 6: I had to say was why Joseph I had to
Speaker 6: put Baby Jesus in the cradle.
Speaker 15: As baby Jesus winning the cradle, I dropped Baby Jesus
Speaker 15: all right.
Speaker 4: I got an email here from doctor Alex White, Christian,
Speaker 4: I really want in this. When I was in high school,
Speaker 4: I was meant to be the assistant assistant director. Whither
Speaker 4: we really work happening out all kinds of non spicy
Speaker 4: rosie ad assistant director a kid. However, I had to
Speaker 4: go to hospital for surgery, but tom I recovered, the
Speaker 4: play was over a lot of help out. Please can
Speaker 4: I be the assistant director? I never got to be
Speaker 4: of your high school rejects musical. I'm now a doctor
Speaker 4: of psychology, so I'm a good and stressful situation so
Speaker 4: I can help support all the performers with their stage
Speaker 4: right and anxiety about getting back on stage. Brilliant, doctor
Speaker 4: Alexander White, you are the ad Christian. I was in
Speaker 4: my school Nativity play. I was cast as skipping girl,
Speaker 4: my role just skipping around the stage, around the major
Speaker 4: and then skip back off asap. Why are you giving
Speaker 4: out the chance for those that missed out on a
Speaker 4: part of the play. Why not give the rolls of
Speaker 4: the trees, rocks and doors to those that had lead roles.
Speaker 3: That's a great idea.
Speaker 14: People like.
Speaker 4: Rio comes back next week, who was top Hole and
Speaker 4: fender on the roof, You will be the rock Rio life.
Speaker 4: It all evens out in the end, It all comes around.
Speaker 4: All right, give us school then what were you if
Speaker 4: you had a non speaking role in your school play?
Speaker 4: Our end of year school play needs you. The High
Speaker 4: School Rejects.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're gonna put an end of year school play. High
Speaker 4: School Rejects is for you. If you were given a
Speaker 4: bum roll, basically you were a thing. You weren't even
Speaker 4: a person, Christian. I was a star in the Nativity. No, no,
Speaker 4: not the star as in the Star and the Sky
Speaker 4: and the Bethlehem. Just another random star behind the actual star.
Speaker 3: Well, we need to make up the night sky somehow.
Speaker 4: Wearing a towel wrapped in silver tinsel. Hillary was the
Speaker 4: color red in a rainbow for Wizard of Oz. Catherine
Speaker 4: was a sunflower. We all know that key part of
Speaker 4: the Chitty chitch Bang Bang story. A sunflower. Holly, What
Speaker 4: were you? Then?
Speaker 6: I was a sheep?
Speaker 4: What was the school play?
Speaker 16: I was just like a Nativity you know play. I
Speaker 16: literally was shuffled on on my hands and knees and
Speaker 16: I had to bar every soften and then I was
Speaker 16: shuffled off. But the worst part was is literally my
Speaker 16: costume was thrown over my back and it was one
Speaker 16: of the sheepskin rugs, but not the nice fluffy ones
Speaker 16: you see nowadays, the actual liked freshly cut, No, not
Speaker 16: quite freshly shed, but the sort of the off cut
Speaker 16: but not so nice.
Speaker 4: Encrusted in them.
Speaker 16: So yeah, so that was my starring role.
Speaker 4: I kept my head down for a lot of it,
Speaker 4: all right, Holly the sheep, thank you very much for
Speaker 4: giving us a call. Let's go to Peter. Now, come
Speaker 4: on and Peter, Laura god, Peter. So what were you
Speaker 4: in your high school play?
Speaker 9: I was a magnificent duck.
Speaker 4: A duck. Did you get to quack?
Speaker 9: No? There was three ducks and I was the silent
Speaker 9: and I didn't get.
Speaker 11: To quack.
Speaker 4: A slid mysterious duck.
Speaker 9: If you're going to roll for a duck, mane, I'm
Speaker 9: happy to give it a quack.
Speaker 4: You can quack in our play. Peter, Peter, thank you
Speaker 4: very much. You could always love to hear from you. Catherine,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, Catherine. What were you in the
Speaker 4: school play?
Speaker 6: I was the Ghost of Christmas Past and I had
Speaker 6: no lines. I had a massive black gown on and
Speaker 6: I had a mask, and I needed to walk down
Speaker 6: about five or six steps and.
Speaker 5: From the second step.
Speaker 10: I fell down to the bottom step.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah, I fell over in our junior school.
Speaker 4: I was Joseph and I slipped over. It got the
Speaker 4: biggest laugh of the night. I really hurt my head.
Speaker 4: I was concussed, but I stayed down there just lapping
Speaker 4: up those laughs.
Speaker 3: And that's when you people knew that you.
Speaker 4: I watched a life in comedy pratfalls. I've been tumbling
Speaker 4: for a life laughter ever since.
Speaker 5: It wasn't a sting character of the internet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what a bro, you're pro Catherine. This is the
Speaker 4: kind of thing we need in our high school rejects.
Speaker 4: Play all right, kid, the calls coming then, what non
Speaker 4: speaking role were you?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast, so.
Speaker 4: We feel like we're flying the plane of the show
Speaker 4: at the moment, just on one engine. Producer Caitlin obviously
Speaker 4: would have heard quite a bit from her during the matildas,
Speaker 4: and producer Rio big parts of what we do on
Speaker 4: and off air. They're actually on holiday at the moment.
Speaker 4: I fout this morning when I was freezing cold this morning,
Speaker 4: I put my dog out half for I got a
Speaker 4: photo from Rio in Edinburgh. It's just him giving me
Speaker 4: a double thumbs up. I'm in dinner at my favorite
Speaker 4: restaurant Edinburgh. No words, is he goading me? What's he.
Speaker 6: To me?
Speaker 4: No words of him with a big mottle of red wine.
Speaker 4: They're cheesy going away and good honey, your mate whils
Speaker 4: there on their holidays. We're doing the show. We're down
Speaker 4: to producers now, of course we're pros at this. We
Speaker 4: hide into extra people. One of them's got COVID, one
Speaker 4: of them's very ill after working on Friday night being
Speaker 4: amongst some of you guys. So we really are. We
Speaker 4: are down people on the show.
Speaker 3: We're desperate.
Speaker 4: And the big thing is we take a lot of
Speaker 4: calls during the show. Big part of this show, the
Speaker 4: life blood is you guys calling in. That means people
Speaker 4: taking the calls and weeding through them, heavy duty weeding
Speaker 4: some parts of the show. And yesterday were saying we
Speaker 4: actually need extra help. A guy called in quite of
Speaker 4: you if you called in, and I said, look, if
Speaker 4: you're on the phones all day with your job and
Speaker 4: you're good at this, and you know you're going to
Speaker 4: give us a call because we do need some help
Speaker 4: over the next seven days. Man calls in Lindsay's been doing.
Speaker 4: He's working in Telly sales and that for years, training
Speaker 4: people customer services. High end, okay, high end has an
Speaker 4: amazed voice. How doesn't this Lindsay's going to be taking
Speaker 4: a calls in a couple of minutes time, Lindsey, good morning.
Speaker 17: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 4: How are you see even on that tenny little producers, microphone,
Speaker 4: solid pipes. Lindsey, how does it feel to be in here?
Speaker 4: You're ready to take our calls for the show and
Speaker 4: work for us.
Speaker 17: Well, when you're on the phone, you've gotta be ready
Speaker 17: for anything. So let's let's get it happening.
Speaker 4: Now. There are calls and customer service, and then I
Speaker 4: think beyond that we're at the sharp end of the
Speaker 4: redge on radio stations and kind of queries we have.
Speaker 4: So all right, let's test Lindsey out now. All right,
Speaker 4: in a couple of minutes time, after Patsy's news, you're
Speaker 4: going to hear him live talking to you, so you
Speaker 4: can all hear how he gets on right now though
Speaker 4: calling on nine four one four, one oh four to
Speaker 4: three normally obviously a lot of the weeding that goes on,
Speaker 4: lots of people just call the show about random queries.
Speaker 4: Why don't you play more fifties music? Why don't you
Speaker 4: play more insert whatever band it is that you're into.
Speaker 4: I won a prize with Higgo, I won a prize
Speaker 4: six years ago. What was that song you played two
Speaker 4: weeks ago? I don't know how it goes. I don't
Speaker 4: know what it's called.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of weeding.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of wink is mainly weeding. Can I
Speaker 4: have one McCartney tickets? Can I have Taylor Swift tickets?
Speaker 4: The one that they're here? Can you help me out
Speaker 4: with bombers? Can you get me Instagram final? My husband's
Speaker 4: had a really big year calling with all that. Now,
Speaker 4: all of that, this is your time. This is your time.
Speaker 4: Lindsay will be dealing with you twenty years. He reckons
Speaker 4: he's very good at customer service. Let's test Lindsay, how
Speaker 4: good is he? All right? So open calls? Whatever your
Speaker 4: query is nine four one four one oh four three
Speaker 4: and if you're back to tie in thought, I can't
Speaker 4: bother them with this.
Speaker 11: You can?
Speaker 4: Today is taking your calls?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, helping this out as we are down to producers,
Speaker 4: Rio and Kaylin are on holiday. We had extra people
Speaker 4: to cover them, Amy and Natalie. They're all sick COVID
Speaker 4: still in the community. So we really are down a
Speaker 4: couple of people on the show this week. And the
Speaker 4: big thing we need help with is people taking calls.
Speaker 4: Thanks to you offer to help out. Patsy had had one.
Speaker 2: Well, I am writing news in here. Do you want
Speaker 2: to split me in?
Speaker 4: What's it called Phoebe that does that every day?
Speaker 2: She doesn't do it all I do do some.
Speaker 4: Anyway. Look what I'm saying is, guys, we're down somehow Jack,
Speaker 4: we need help, maybe pick up the phone occasionally. We
Speaker 4: need help taking your calls, all right? And so Lindsay
Speaker 4: heard this yesterday when I say, look, if you're in
Speaker 4: your job, are you on the phones all day? Because
Speaker 4: a lot of people aren't. Sometimes when you speak to
Speaker 4: someone in customer service, they're very, very good at what
Speaker 4: they do. And so Lindsay called it and he was
Speaker 4: so good, such a great voice. He's coming this morning
Speaker 4: to take your calls live right now, Lindsey. So you deal,
Speaker 4: you've done this for like twenty odd years customer service. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was my life.
Speaker 17: It was my career for a very very long time,
Speaker 17: twenty years of customer service sales, you name it, just
Speaker 17: trying to get people's what they need and to find.
Speaker 1: Solutions for them.
Speaker 4: And what do you do when people just come on
Speaker 4: and they just angry straight away? What are you trained
Speaker 4: to do with that?
Speaker 17: You're trained to listen to them first.
Speaker 4: You're a very calming voice. By the way, why don't
Speaker 4: you do those kind of hypno late night hypnosis things
Speaker 4: help people go to sleep. You're in a calm room.
Speaker 4: We need to give you a late night love show,
Speaker 4: the old late night love shows. You're listening to late
Speaker 4: night laugh.
Speaker 17: Love songs and dead imacations.
Speaker 4: There you go, all right, so you're happy to take
Speaker 4: a few calls now sounds fun? All right? So these
Speaker 4: are random people who were calling in right. There were
Speaker 4: various queer and.
Speaker 3: This is what it is like for us off during
Speaker 3: the song.
Speaker 4: It is raw.
Speaker 3: You don't just get the best stories. You get people complaining, questions,
Speaker 3: random stuff of all kinds.
Speaker 4: All right, there's run open lines right now. You do
Speaker 4: with it now? Okay, welcome to one O four.
Speaker 17: Who am I speaking with.
Speaker 9: Brendan hay doing by there?
Speaker 17: Brennan, how can I help you?
Speaker 13: I made. I'm running a Grand Final event at the
Speaker 13: Calm brew House. I'm during a Grand finale. You Ca'm
Speaker 13: just wonder if I could plug it for in publicity.
Speaker 17: Having that sounds absolutely brilliant And so what day is
Speaker 17: that going to be on?
Speaker 13: So it's on Wednesday, the twenty seventh of September. Matthew Richardson,
Speaker 13: Anthony Cuter, Chris Kevin Sedy, Tony Shaw, Jason akermanis and
Speaker 13: it's going to be hosted by lemo oh Man.
Speaker 17: Is there anyone not turning up?
Speaker 3: That sounds absolutely fantastic?
Speaker 13: Massive line up, tinket start from fifty nine bucks. It's
Speaker 13: on events right on the Grand Final greatness and hoping
Speaker 13: it can sell out.
Speaker 17: It sounds like you've got a got a big day there?
Speaker 17: Are you absolutely packing it?
Speaker 3: So yeah, we don't want to speak to him on here, No,
Speaker 3: we'll make.
Speaker 17: Sure to get that information out there on probably some
Speaker 17: of our socials. What do you think about that?
Speaker 13: Awesome? Appreciate it a Brennan, have a lovely day. So
Speaker 13: you have a good one.
Speaker 4: So far, so good. All I would say is perfect
Speaker 4: foam manner, pick up the pace, Okay, yeah, pretures everything.
Speaker 3: If you can tell that and have a great story.
Speaker 3: You've got to get them off quickly.
Speaker 17: As David is, okay, Okay, here we come next. Okay,
Speaker 17: who am I speaking with.
Speaker 4: David here?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 17: There, David? How can I help you?
Speaker 9: I just thought i'd led to Melbourne Notes some important news,
Speaker 9: so I'm good news on the weekends. I bought a
Speaker 9: nineteen ninety four to Ltd with blue blue interior.
Speaker 4: And why should I be interested in that little bit?
Speaker 4: We can't have.
Speaker 9: Your job with.
Speaker 4: Twenty years of experience and it took here was one
Speaker 4: half decent calls.
Speaker 3: I tell you take a case. I'm at tempted to
Speaker 3: say that a lot, but you can't.
Speaker 17: Okay, David, that sounds absolutely that sounds absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 4: It was an easy one. Brennan was Anthony could have
Speaker 4: hosted by Limo a good cause.
Speaker 17: David, your car sounds absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 4: Congratulations, Nancy, This is Nancy now, Okay, welcome to go
Speaker 4: one O four?
Speaker 3: Who am I speaking with Nancy?
Speaker 17: Nancy?
Speaker 4: How can I help you today?
Speaker 14: Hi?
Speaker 15: I would really really want Paul McCartney tickets.
Speaker 17: Oh my goodness, absolutely everybody is wanting that. What is
Speaker 17: your favorite non Beatles Paul McCartney song non Beatles that's right, Yeah,
Speaker 17: we'll make sure we get that played for you.
Speaker 4: What is it.
Speaker 6: Beatles song?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, Nancy, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Never give them too much?
Speaker 3: Who gets you on another time?
Speaker 17: Don't you worry?
Speaker 3: Keep listening out.
Speaker 17: You might be able to win tickets.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Lindsey. We're going to keep your name on
Speaker 4: filet you so much. I like that now people have
Speaker 4: got a good idea of what it's like in real life.
Speaker 4: The fact that you snapped.
Speaker 1: Christian Connald's show podcast.
Speaker 4: The radio station Nurse has just taken away Paul. Lindsey's
Speaker 4: in tears. You're all a bit too much for him, Christian,
Speaker 4: Is Lindsay's still there? I was trying to call through.
Speaker 4: I turned fifty two in July. I haven't had my
Speaker 4: bow screening kit. I've been pooping in ice cream containers
Speaker 4: for two months now. Lindsey, come back, Lindsey, come please
Speaker 4: come back. Jack and I were just saying that Lindsay
Speaker 4: genuinely got such a great voice. For reasons that we
Speaker 4: actually can't go into. This radio show is being heard
Speaker 4: again from next week at midnight in full. Like I said,
Speaker 4: we really can't go into it.
Speaker 3: I'm just taking the whole three hours.
Speaker 4: You don't know about this past.
Speaker 3: I really brand new midnight to three am.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just going to because you know, if you're
Speaker 4: working through the night, and it must Goodness knows how
Speaker 4: confusing that must be to know what time and space
Speaker 4: you are. What I'd love to hear is breakfast shots
Speaker 4: starting at mid everybody, Good morning morning Melbourne. You're like,
Speaker 4: what is it in April? Fools? What are they doing
Speaker 4: a breakfast?
Speaker 11: Sure?
Speaker 2: Have they run out of music or something?
Speaker 4: I tell you this hand on heart. In no way
Speaker 4: is it to do with saving money. I don't want
Speaker 4: anyone saying that this is about quality entertainment overnight, isn't
Speaker 4: it really? It's all coming from a good place of
Speaker 4: the station. Boss Sue going, do you know what we're
Speaker 4: underserving midnight listeners? We're just music.
Speaker 3: All the emails coming in from people who listen only
Speaker 3: two am, and I said, hey, listen, I chat the guys.
Speaker 4: We'll come back in at midnight. Goo, I've got one
Speaker 4: thing better. I'll just repeat the show that was played
Speaker 4: out about sixteen hours previously. But my point is Lindsay
Speaker 4: had such a great calming voice. I said to him,
Speaker 4: what you should get some work as a voiceover guy,
Speaker 4: but just don't obviously use the deal Marte work that's mine, okay,
Speaker 4: I said, you should do some of the other stuff,
Speaker 4: more low hanging through okay, but the rich pickings on
Speaker 4: the shrank and slopes to me, so if you don't mind,
Speaker 4: that's an englishman's watchover man.
Speaker 3: You work your way up to tea. Don't start out at.
Speaker 4: The top of the totem pold okay. But the other stuff,
Speaker 4: I don't mind you having a little bit of those
Speaker 4: scraps off my table. And I'm saying, why don't we
Speaker 4: hireling to be the voiceover guy for the midnight show
Speaker 4: that starts next mon perfect by the way, and we
Speaker 4: settled a name for that. We had three. One of
Speaker 4: them was Midnight Cowboy.
Speaker 3: Christie O'Connell, the Midnight Cowboy.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 3: Then you hear a whip crack sound.
Speaker 4: Effect, then you can do all that. Let's get him
Speaker 4: back in all right, So after it's not some morning,
Speaker 4: we're doing a part two. We had so many great
Speaker 4: calls yesterday on two phone ins. We were doing poorly
Speaker 4: secured items like these and the.
Speaker 9: Tradesmen's I had a van or I'll do the right
Speaker 9: thing and going mo, my.
Speaker 4: Mother fis up. We've joined this one halfway through and
Speaker 4: the tradesman.
Speaker 13: So I had a van or I'd do the right
Speaker 13: thing and going mo, my mother's lawn.
Speaker 9: So I put the lawnmower in the van. I thought
Speaker 9: my nuts were pretty good.
Speaker 12: But when I took off at an intersection, the lawnmower
Speaker 12: went backwards and puffed the back window out of the car.
Speaker 13: So I put the back in and I thought, oh.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's right, I'll be fine. I went off and
Speaker 9: guess what happened again?
Speaker 6: I was shifteen homes.
Speaker 16: My trailer had to chest the drawers on it, and
Speaker 16: I didn't secure them very well.
Speaker 4: Anyway, you get the idea. You had to be there
Speaker 4: at the time. Actually want anybody to hear this one
Speaker 4: midnight cowboy writing you all that long show giddy up listeners. Anyway,
Speaker 4: we trust me. They were They were good. They were good.
Speaker 4: You really had to be there yesterday. They were the
Speaker 4: b sides Lindsey Come Back ninety four three. Your story
Speaker 4: is about poorly secured items. Now we all sound some
Speaker 4: great stories to get nervous. Now I'm not playing this
Speaker 4: best of We have some great stories. Yesterday about knocks
Speaker 4: at the door.
Speaker 14: We got to knock at the door about eleven pm.
Speaker 8: Open the door and there was a life sized cutout
Speaker 8: of Legalists and Arragon from Lord of the Greens at.
Speaker 6: Our front door.
Speaker 16: We don't know who dropped it off to this.
Speaker 8: Day half about four five o'clock in the morning, knock
Speaker 8: at the door. There's my next door neighbors and she
Speaker 8: was holding the hands of my three and four year
Speaker 8: old children, who had decided if we stand on the
Speaker 8: back of the couch, we can unflick the slide chain
Speaker 8: and go and play in the street.
Speaker 15: Sawmy nights about Sam's massive question. We could hear someone
Speaker 15: who'd broken through the window was walking through the kitchen
Speaker 15: because you could hear the glass crunching. So I go
Speaker 15: to the door and the police come through, brandishing their
Speaker 15: guns and everything, and they go with security intruder was
Speaker 15: your market umbrella?
Speaker 4: See they were good, no loose nuts there.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Call us your stories about PAULI secured items and there
Speaker 4: was a knock at the door. Peza, I'm good, Piza.
Speaker 4: So PAULI secured item? What's your story made.
Speaker 9: That's if we pull secured item. I actually I was
Speaker 9: about a and a and I worked for budget rented
Speaker 9: cart and we used to have to drive the rental
Speaker 9: cars around the block to the front of the office.
Speaker 11: And I'm the way around. It was like a raised
Speaker 11: railway line. A couple of people that hired a bus
Speaker 11: with a box trailer, and I had taken off around
Speaker 11: the block and I went out of the railway line,
Speaker 11: looked in the revision mirror and was trying to outrun
Speaker 11: and was trailer on the bus, and it was rapidly
Speaker 11: catching up to me. And eventually the bus got ahead
Speaker 11: of it and it came to the crash into a tree,
Speaker 11: and I had to take the trailer around to the
Speaker 11: front of the office and explained to the people that
Speaker 11: we had to get a replacement. Needless to say, the
Speaker 11: boss did not send me to go get the replacement trailer.
Speaker 4: So we're all up to speed. So you went one way,
Speaker 4: the trailer went the other.
Speaker 11: Well, now I was actually the trailer came unhitched and
Speaker 11: was chasing me down the road, actually following me at
Speaker 11: the same speed. Yeah, I was actually trying to run
Speaker 11: it in a bus and it was rapidly gaining on
Speaker 11: me for a.
Speaker 4: While there terminating stood out there right now. It's got
Speaker 4: to a juicer, Yes it was.
Speaker 9: It was doing this moment quicker than I could get here,
Speaker 9: to be honest.
Speaker 4: All right, Peter, thank you very much for story mate
Speaker 4: Catherine here. Good morning, Catherine, Good morning Kristen. All right,
Speaker 4: So a knock at the door. What was the other
Speaker 4: side of it? What's your story for us?
Speaker 11: Mate?
Speaker 10: I heard a knock at the door. I was sitting
Speaker 10: on the couch in the lounge room when suddenly this
Speaker 10: bulldog runs in. It runs in, jumps on the couch,
Speaker 10: jumped off the couch, round the room, into the kitchen,
Speaker 10: eats the cat food in the ball, runs out the
Speaker 10: front door, down the street, and I never saw it again.
Speaker 4: So there was a knock at the door, and it
Speaker 4: was a bulldog. Dog. Yes, there he goes on the
Speaker 4: corner going did it that? Did you give me the money?
Speaker 4: I said, I do it?
Speaker 3: So the dog knocked on the door or the dog's owner.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, the door was partially opened, so it sounded
Speaker 10: like a knock when the dog pushed the door fully open.
Speaker 4: Got it a poor knock? Yeah? All right, Katherine, thank
Speaker 4: you very much. The story your stories about there was
Speaker 4: a knock at the door and poorly secured items.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: If you're on your way home, maybe a shift worker,
Speaker 4: and you worker through the hours, gen you can barely
Speaker 4: catch any of the show. You don't hear a couple
Speaker 4: of minutes of it, and you're like, God, I wish
Speaker 4: i'd heard this whole show, but I can't because I
Speaker 4: work from midnight till three News rocking your midnight world
Speaker 4: from Monday. This breakfast show, second chance to hear it
Speaker 4: in full at midnight? Okay nine four one o four
Speaker 4: three Your stories about knock at the door and poorly
Speaker 4: secured items. This is from Patrick Chris mcin eighties. My
Speaker 4: dad was a cheese salesman. Do you know what we
Speaker 4: could do? Cals about? What did your mom and dad
Speaker 4: sound cheese salesman in that living suitcase? The boot full
Speaker 4: of cheese? The boot of Cheese sounds like a great
Speaker 4: feature winner car Boots of Cheese. In the eighties, my
Speaker 4: dad was a cheese salesman and we had a family
Speaker 4: holloed to a chuka where he was to sell a
Speaker 4: fried tea of cheese. It's a holiday going out on
Speaker 4: a business trip. So all four kids and Mam and
Speaker 4: Dad getting the Ford Falcon to make the trip from
Speaker 4: Melbourne to a Chuka, plus all the cheese, all our gears,
Speaker 4: suitcases and many cartons of cheese were strapped to the
Speaker 4: roof of the Falcon, wheeled up to speed the cheese
Speaker 4: on the roof. About halfway to a Chuoka there was
Speaker 4: a loud bag you guessed it. The suitcases and all
Speaker 4: the cars of cheese come loose, falling off the roof
Speaker 4: of the car and the cheese, which were mainly Etam
Speaker 4: and gouda Christian suddenly racing pasta car on the side
Speaker 4: like bowling balls of cheese. That comes from Patrick. Thank
Speaker 4: you for sending prize. That's a very funny story. All right,
Speaker 4: let's go to Susie.
Speaker 14: Good morning Susie, Good morning Christian, Jack and Patsy.
Speaker 4: How are you we going, Susie. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: So you've got to still about poorly secured item I do.
Speaker 14: My husband and I a few years ago, we're driving
Speaker 14: down the Surf Coast Highway heading towards Talkie and in
Speaker 14: front of us there was a car with a trailer
Speaker 14: attached and on the trailer was a huge water tank. Anyway,
Speaker 14: we've proceeded to follow this car for a while, and
Speaker 14: then the water tank became dislodged, fell off the back
Speaker 14: of the trailer, and started rolling down the highway towards
Speaker 14: us like the boulder out of Indiana Jones. So we're
Speaker 14: deciding do we go left? Do we go right? We
Speaker 14: managed to avoid being taken out by.
Speaker 4: Their well tank.
Speaker 14: But yeah, not something you do with every day. So
Speaker 14: definitely a very poorly poorly secured eyes of Yeah.
Speaker 4: Whenever I'm I'm behind when there's are whether you got
Speaker 4: logs or poles of the worst on the scaffold involves.
Speaker 3: I still remember the trailer for Final Destination where a
Speaker 3: log comes up, so lock goes through the Ever since
Speaker 3: then I saw the movie Drive, I refuse to drive.
Speaker 4: I try and change lanes.
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: Even now I'm itching with the anticipation of one of
Speaker 4: those logs coming through my head, and then I can't
Speaker 4: do my midnight show, which is always my dream when
Speaker 4: I moved here. Susie, thank you very much, you.
Speaker 1: Cool, Thank you. Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: So we were just talking about the movie Final destination
Speaker 4: and how were the logs coming off the back and
Speaker 4: coming through the car? How it? You know, there are
Speaker 4: some movies that obviously stay with you and they change
Speaker 4: your perception. And yeah, so obviously the most class one
Speaker 4: of that Jaws terrified millions of people all over the
Speaker 4: world made us fear going too well, for perhapsy going
Speaker 4: to the toill, it would going to the beach, getting
Speaker 4: in the seat, final destination. I remember you remember the
Speaker 4: movie is the Hangover movies? Right? Even now this isn't
Speaker 4: obviously very often, but it's still changing my behavior. If
Speaker 4: I'm ever about to step onto the roof somewhere, I'm
Speaker 4: leaving that door propped open because of the movie The Hangover.
Speaker 3: Because they get locked on the roof.
Speaker 4: That's what he is. He's on the roof the whole
Speaker 4: time because it's slams shut and it's a security door,
Speaker 4: it's a fire exit.
Speaker 3: How often you walking around on roof?
Speaker 4: You know? Once or twice a week? Jack, when I
Speaker 4: do my midnight show Midnight Cowboy Jack. Have you as
Speaker 4: a movie it changed your behavior? Other than Jaws?
Speaker 3: Yes, I now fear looking into microscopes. And I can't
Speaker 3: remember the TV show or the movie but someone will
Speaker 3: know what this is from. There's a movie where a
Speaker 3: guy looks into a microscope and then as he goes
Speaker 3: to adjust the focus through the eyepiece of the microscope,
Speaker 3: two blades come into his eyes.
Speaker 2: Oh that's revolting.
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh sorry, I thought you had the answer to
Speaker 4: what the movie was. I don't horror movie.
Speaker 3: I guess so, yes, is it? It's none of the
Speaker 3: sort I would never watch anything like.
Speaker 4: No, it's not contagion, is it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, it's would it be James Bond?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Hang on, young Josh in the studio. What do you reckon?
Speaker 4: You've got? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It rings a bellot could have been from.
Speaker 4: Okay, don't put your hand up. Is that okay? We
Speaker 4: can get people calling in with that. No, don't play
Speaker 4: the character of a caller. Sorry about that. We've got
Speaker 4: some pea platers in the studio. Today, bring Lindsay man.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Just about to come up with today's time wastter. Tomorrow
Speaker 4: the show we will come back to this. Movies that
Speaker 4: left such an impact on you, they made you change
Speaker 4: your behavior. Jack was the describing movie where the guy
Speaker 4: is looking through a microscope.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's looking through the eyepiece of a microscope. Then
Speaker 3: as he goes to focus it and actually sends two
Speaker 3: blades into his eyes.
Speaker 4: Jack is the movie Species. You're welcome, Hayden.
Speaker 3: Most people on the phone thought it was The Phantom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone here is going from The Phantom here. I
Speaker 4: do remember that movie for one main thing bit the
Speaker 4: great Billy Y saying what there needs to be revival
Speaker 4: for Billy's Ay? All right, on the time wast today,
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Speaker 4: We're looking for your dental movies. What are the dentists
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Speaker 4: That's what I went with Jackie boy. What have you
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Speaker 3: Congratulations to Jules the Fiddler on the roof of your mouth.
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Speaker 4: There you go tomorrow's show Today. On tomorrow's show, then
Speaker 4: we get to you call. So we started to get
Speaker 4: today when we're talking about movies that made you change
Speaker 4: your behavior other than Jaws? Can I just say other
Speaker 4: than Jaws about let's call it other than Jaws, movies
Speaker 4: that made you change your behavior? Now tomorrow's show, guys,
Speaker 4: we're about to say goodbye to Show nine hundred and
Speaker 4: ninety nine.
Speaker 3: Congratulations guys, breaking new ground.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow morning will show number one thousand. So after tomorrow's show, me,
Speaker 4: Jack and Patsy, we're all going out for breakfast, going
Speaker 4: down to marlbur at the Langham. And I thought it
Speaker 4: was a nice surprise for you too, all right, I
Speaker 4: would stay here, you two would head down there at
Speaker 4: eight thirty. Okay, I wanted something really nice to pick
Speaker 4: you up. It from here in Richmond, So I rang
Speaker 4: on the producer two nights ago. I said, hey, listen,
Speaker 4: I've got an idea. Can we get a horse drawn
Speaker 4: cart to pick them up at eight thirty? Because it
Speaker 4: will take a bit of time, right, and it might
Speaker 4: also put a disturbed traffic to make slow progress to
Speaker 4: get to the Langham. I don't know how Andre, the
Speaker 4: manager would feel about a horse dump in its backside. Now,
Speaker 4: you know Tommy, Tommy is a very you know, he's
Speaker 4: a very serious our man. He's he's there to often
Speaker 4: to protect the show from Shenanigan's at times. He just
Speaker 4: said to me, can't get the permits in time?
Speaker 2: Oh for the horses, you need a special permit.
Speaker 4: Accord to Tommy, you need a horse drawn carriage permit.
Speaker 3: So how getting down in there?
Speaker 4: We're just gonna get a uber. Look, one thousand shows, ubers.
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