WEBVTT - FULL: Yeast-Powered Nation 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:06.480 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:11.920 I was a zombie in the chorus line, lindsay. 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:12.960 I'm going to put a complain into. 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:15.880 The answer into has anyone got any spare ferret bedding? 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.680 Chris'connell one O four. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.680 Points start, look of that ferret bedding. Don't leave us 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:24.440 hanging Melbourne. Don't do us like that. Good morning, it's 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:27.600 the Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Patsy morning, good morning Jack, 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:30.280 good morning, Nama. Stay to the pair of you and 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:36.479 stay to you. How was everyone's company? Well, mistay, yesterday didn't. 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:37.240 Really experience anything. 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:38.480 No, it didn't part. 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:40.400 Did you get your complimentary coffee? 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:42.520 I did, thank you, I got. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:43.400 My complimentary coffee. 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:44.640 Neither of you got a mess. 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:48.000 No, no, neither coffee is not nemstay either like it 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:50.400 kind of gets you going, doesn't. It doesn't relax you. 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:53.120 It's not a traditional wellness trin by the way, I 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:54.240 come to coffee a bit. 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:58.080 But yesterday I was chatting to young Josh the reception 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:02.320 and that the massage place was just around the corner. 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:05.560 So yesterday, if a company they did this thing, that 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:08.840 was a wellness day where they'd hide him. A suits 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:13.000 a lovely thing to do, to give complimentary massages throughout 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:15.760 the day. And then, as is always with this company, 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:19.840 I on the profit line that complimentary massage. We all 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.360 know a massage really shouldn't go any longer. 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:26.119 Than five You had to lug onto a next gives 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:26.600 his idea of. 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:28.960 A massage before Basically, what he really wants is to 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.640 move on, move on to the main event, that's to 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:34.559 warm up to. What if she going on to five 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:36.920 minutes is not a massage. You might be just slight 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:39.240 into relax and going get back to work, get back 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:39.760 on the phone. 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:40.640 Such of a good thing. 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:43.480 Anyway, I had a look in at to see some 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:48.560 really see how it's been organized. There was like this 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:51.840 half fast partition that wasn't fully across, so it's just 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:53.400 in the middle of it. And then do you know 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:57.000 I just saw lurking around. Take I'll give you one guess. 0:01:57.440 --> 0:01:58.960 It doesn't start with h y. 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:05.880 Out in reception, lurking around having an old look. See 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:10.399 get back in your wellness? Boo, what are you doing? 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:16.080 Hang aloud here? I see your has been organized. Hanging around, 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.800 hanging He looked like he was going to do a 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:22.120 couple of shifts, a couple of drive bykes yesterday anyway, 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:24.320 I guess because they must have had it been inumdated right, 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.960 their little coffee shopping here, stubborn cousin if you're in 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.160 Richmond popping right. They're lovely dad people. But I went 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.640 this morning to get my coffee at half five and 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:35.040 I said to Chazz, the guy's working. I went, how 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:38.440 are you goes? Just exhausted. Yesterday was the worst day 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:45.120 since I started working. I went, Nanosta. They were not 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:49.959 stop someone's namastay is someone else's worst day? I said, 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:51.679 how long you've been working? At about two years? It 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:54.480 was just awful because you like, we're all having your 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:57.480 free coffee. Stay my ass. I there. 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:59.400 Every employee have like three or four coffees. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.640 Any limit person, they'll probably hungy having three or four 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.920 and then going watch women having a mass on. And 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:06.680 that's just a normal Tuesday, to be honest. 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:09.960 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:11.560 Patsy, what happened with You Yesterday? 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:14.160 Had to go to the supermarket yesterday and look, I 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:17.240 know everything is dear, we know cost of living is up, but. 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.720 Boy, Tuesday your supermarket day? And was that one of 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:21.760 those irritine ones we just suddenly have to go. 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.720 Yes, suddenly, I seem to be going like every second day. 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.200 I do the major shop on a Friday, so it's 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:28.000 done for the weekend. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:29.680 You ask, why did you want a Friday. 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:32.560 That's a very end of question. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:34.160 Never think of that. 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:36.640 Yes I am, But then it means that I don't 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:39.480 have to go out on my time on the weekend. 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:40.840 My time is my time. 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.600 Somehow's falling to me that it's my job now to 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:46.640 go do the supermarket shop every Saturday. And it's yes. 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:48.480 See no, it's like the zombie. 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:51.880 Still at thirty five and thirty four. We've never got 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.880 a full supermarket trolley field and done a weekly. 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:57.640 We just stay while we stay on cage. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:01.280 Yeah, we just do the basket shop the next two See. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:04.360 I find your proximity to like, you're closer to the city, 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:07.320 so you've got all these lovely little shops around you. 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:10.440 I get that, But when you're in the outer burbs, 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:11.440 I don't know what it is. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:13.920 So what you know, you're not living in the middle 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:17.039 of Africa or something. A lot of people that lady 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.320 walks ten came with a basket. I had to get 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:20.320 some bread and fish. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:22.599 Alas was trying to tell me on Friday night that 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.039 when you went bought your house in Werriby, it was 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:34.240 just fields for all the house prairie. No, it was fields. 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:39.200 Around here, Chris. There were there were shoulder with their city. 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:42.400 Ways over our back fence. Christian, I'm not kidding you. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:45.160 There were cows and you could hear the moving it 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.800 from the car. I promised you, hand on my heart. 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.200 But now it's not. It's all built up. But there 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:51.520 were cows built up. 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:55.600 Yeah, real, Well, you've got some two story buildings now, Chris, 0:04:58.279 --> 0:04:59.640 Town's got a lift. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:03.720 Only a two person, but it's a lyft. But no, 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:07.839 I hate going supermarket shopping on his son. Sunday especially, 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.440 it's like that same group of zombies from two pm 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.080 on a Sunday. It's like, we've got to. 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.680 Do, you know, Patsy, We're about twenty years away from 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:19.400 being those zombies. It's the old shufflers, you know, where 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.000 they've got all the time in the world. They're just 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:24.120 out the house to keep away from the grim Reaper 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:26.360 and they spend an ages trying to find the sliced 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:27.400 pineapple or mango. 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:28.920 I don't you want to like about an old person 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:32.200 go shopping, especially the old men still sometimes enough to 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:33.520 get a suit on and go shopping. 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:35.720 No, No, you're right. They're smart or at least a 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:38.680 shirt on. They're smarter than anyone else there, aren't they. 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:41.600 Why is that they always been smart? They've always been 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.160 the dressed up thinking this is something to dress up for. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:47.159 No, I think it's an old time where like slacks 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.920 and good shoes. If you're going out of the house, 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:51.560 you were slize? 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.640 Are they? They're not sliding around there anyway? So you 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:55.440 had to go yesterday? 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:58.520 It was just outrage. So you know, everything's getting dearer. 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.200 And I actually had to look wed vegimite. We're out 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:03.960 of vigimin. I guess we get veggimite maybe once a month, 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:06.599 once every two months and once. 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:12.920 An You go through it every day, loves it every day. 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:18.880 I forget. It's a yeast powered nation, fossil fugere getting 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:20.800 up the ground here, yeast and cold. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:23.760 I just found myself looking at the shelf. I thought 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:26.159 that can't be right, and then I sort of adjusted 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:26.920 my glasses. 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:29.920 I can remember that were you in a TV at 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:34.880 for spec Savis that my pe on here, I say, 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:38.080 young man, of these numbers up saying down? Is this 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:39.600 for the champagne? 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:42.960 We buy the one hundred grand chart sing around? 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:48.839 They're always really hammy, aren't they? The champagne we. 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.320 Buy the one hundred gram jar. Last time I bought 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.640 it it was eight No, it was eight dollars. Do 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.080 you know how much it was yesterday? Tell us I 0:06:56.160 --> 0:07:01.080 nearly fell over. It was nine dollars. Forty ten bucks 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.840 is a lot for vegm vegimi. We've only got one kid? 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.080 How are these families with three and four kids feeding them? 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:09.760 Is one hundred grands of the big one? 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:10.280 Oh? 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:11.360 Yeah, yeah it is? 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:12.000 Yeah yeah. 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:14.800 You don't go to office works stuff out the right 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:17.280 the fire and they've got those big drugs of like 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:22.800 coffee granuals, but coffee roast vegimion. You rolled it out 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:26.000 like a still an oil drum. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:28.080 Like we got that in peanut butter one time. It 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:30.480 was it didn't even come in the branding of the tube. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.239 Came in like an industrial white. 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:35.520 Pea, a big sort of hotel, the Crown or something 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.800 like that. Ten dollars is a long dollars. 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:41.320 So when I did her, she has some vegemie and 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:44.560 a salata every day for her morning smokeo at school. 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:48.840 So not smoke a smoker, she's just chugging a dark 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:51.960 but I normally, you know, you you spread it with 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:53.560 a little bit of butter, then you put the vegemie 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:54.440 and you've got like the drinks. 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:57.560 Make a note that recipe. I didn't mean I was 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:58.960 well to get into our cooking feature. 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.320 I forgot off Wednesday, and you've got the dregs. So 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.360 I just chucked the knife in the dishwasher with a 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:07.120 little bit still on it. I thought, no, this is 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:10.600 like liquid gold. So I scraped it onto the edge 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:13.200 of the of the jar, even with the butter on 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:14.560 the side of it. So it's got a bit of 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:15.600 butter in there now. 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:17.240 Like it last longer to expense it. 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:19.160 Welcome to this week's First World Problems. 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.880 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:27.040 Yesterday, in our show was saying how I think it 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:28.640 might at the end of the year trump on an 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:31.600 end of school play. Well, for grown ups who are 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.800 given no speaking roles, you were just a thing in 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:37.679 your school play. I've just seen this message that came 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:40.560 into the show after the show ended yesterday. Christian, I 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:47.840 was Judas's shadow, So not Judas, but Judases shadow in our. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:54.320 I feel sad, but you were a zombie to sing. 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:56.880 Do you know what? I found out yesterday that my wife, 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.760 who I know very very well, she's never shared this 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:03.720 was just a drip of water. A drip of water 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:05.959 was the play I said that She she I don't want. 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:07.839 She buried it deep in the hurt locker shore. I 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:12.000 don't remember. You must know what play I Said'm trying 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:13.800 to rack in my mind. For all the possible blazes, 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:17.480 Annie and bugs in Malone Oliver, that requires a key 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:20.600 scene involving a drop of water that you could have 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:23.920 had a significant moment in Christian I was ju just 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:27.320 a shadow when our school played Jesus Christ Superstar, no words, 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:30.959 just behind him the whole time, painted in the dark blue, 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:36.280 wearing a sheet as well. Truly damaging to my psyche. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.440 This is why we're doing the high school rejects. More 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:40.719 on that this morning, right now, though, if you're at 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:44.800 work right now listening to the show, it is cold 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:48.400 out there this morning. It's still dark. Everyone else has 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:51.120 stood asleep waiting, waking up late on this morning. You're 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:56.680 already at work. You're one of our six hour grinders. Yeah, 0:09:57.160 --> 0:10:00.079 grinding away the cold face of your life. We have 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.880 have specific prizes and much for you. We see you. 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.880 We have our knock on mugs and we just found out. 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:11.960 I mean it's like Aladdin's Cave and the tardest that 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.600 just keeps on going. The prize coveroard. You often hear 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:17.160 like a radio DJ stort what prize covers and it 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:21.079 doesn't really exist. There is actually a megastoreroom. 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:22.920 It's huge, but it's in Aladdin's Cave. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:23.800 You ever been in there? 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.599 I've been in there, yeah when And it's in the 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:28.280 Aladdin's Cave that when you go and pick up the 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:30.959 gold objects, you go like, oh, they're just cheap plastic. Really, 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:33.199 that's what happens in our prize covered. 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:35.000 Tell everybody what you are holding right. 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:36.479 Now, some golden sunnies. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:38.360 I didn't know we even had these. 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:41.720 Oh they're cool, Yeah, non branded, just got They're not 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:43.120 for the show, they're not for Gold. 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:44.800 Of Him, So what's the point never being made, there's 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:45.600 no branding on it. 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.200 I don't know even what we do with these. 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:49.320 They look like, I'll tell you what we do with them. 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.199 Give them away to lucky listeners. 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:51.600 Right now. 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:54.920 That's what we do with these highly coveted items. 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:59.760 Br you're listening to the question of Carl's Show podcast. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:03.080 Who were Tony? Who's working right now in the UK 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:05.120 and a police call center and listening to the show 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:08.240 as well. I mean, if you should be taking emergency calls, 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:11.760 maybe put the phone down. How he's got one air 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:17.000 on us and one hell Maurice Johnson's in my flat. 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.840 Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:25.400 We're doing knock on Wednesday. Good morning, Christian, the team. 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:29.640 Kelly here, truck driver up early this morning three point thirty, 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:34.160 started driving four am from Melbourne en route to a schooker. 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:37.120 I've called a couple of times Jack tom of this morning. 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:41.280 My bluetooth, in his words, unbearable to hear. If he 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:44.640 says unbearable to hear, it is unbearable to hear. We 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.480 can't now shonky old bluetooth. I'm sorry, Kelly, but then 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:51.160 listen gold them anyway. All right, So if you're at 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.959 work right now, knock on Wednesday. You've knocked on. You're 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:57.280 a six o'clock grinder nine four one four one oh 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.400 four three, Gay, Good morning. 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:00.959 Good morning. 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:03.640 How are you what's going on the background? 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:03.760 There? 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:03.880 Go? 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:07.240 This is what the phone's going? Do you have to 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:08.280 get that? Do you need to get it? 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:09.600 Oh? 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:10.360 I can't believe. 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:11.080 It doesn't matter. 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:13.040 Are you? Are you work right now? 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:14.360 I am at work? 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:14.959 And what do you do? 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:15.760 Actually? 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:17.200 So I don't know why the phones ring? 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:17.839 What do you do? 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:18.040 Go? 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:21.160 I work for Golden Valley helping Sheperdin. 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:22.360 I'm in Sheperdin. 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:24.880 And so with that health call, is that like an 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:29.480 emergency call or someone's falling down a ravine? 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:31.959 No? 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:34.280 No, I don't wait, don't know. 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:42.640 Now, Gay, I appreciate your your your dedication to the show, 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:46.360 over your customers there, and how can we help you someonna? 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:48.040 I hear you've got some information for Patsy. 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:50.199 Oh, I have Patsy. 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:53.439 If you would like a large tub of begimart. 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.719 I think it's about five hundred grants. You just go 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:57.680 to Costco and it's twelve dollars. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:59.920 Oh yeah, but I haven't got a membership to Costco. 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:02.559 We got went there once a few months back and 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:04.959 got turned back because we didn't have to, like, didn't 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:05.559 have the membership. 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.040 Coaches rock up. You just have to be a member. 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:10.440 You want a nightclub. 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.719 The velvet rope very cheap velvet rope as well. You 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:17.679 can buy it for nine ninety nine cheaper by the dozen. 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:19.880 Sixty or seventy bucks for a membership, isn't it. 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:21.800 It's sixty five dollars. 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:26.000 But you can get charge in the same household or 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:27.800 if people live in the same household. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:30.160 We signed up my wife. We tried to get lou 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:33.640 not joking for the year. And this was two years ago. 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:35.839 We're still the garage has still got another two hundred 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:36.360 lou rolls. 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:38.559 Am I going to put all that bulk stuff? 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:41.520 We haven't been in the garage. We've got the mayonnaise 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:43.880 in there. I could open up a little cafe at 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:48.920 my garage easily, all right, costco five hundred grams for 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:49.559 twelve bucks. 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:52.360 Yep, Wow, that would last years. 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:57.720 I'm glad that was a priorty business that bar Old Shepherdon. 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:00.719 The people of Shepherdon right now can't get through. We're 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.079 talking about serious and cheapest way to get you. It 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:06.400 should be like fuel prices outside, how much how much 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:12.120 by the barrel? All right, Kai, thank you very much, 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:12.760 give us a call. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:13.880 Thank you? 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:16.160 What the hell is going on? Was that Maracas. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:16.760 She picks up. 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:20.120 Then it's like a sneak charmer. James coome onring. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:21.760 Yeah, good morning. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:22.560 How are you Christian? 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:25.000 I'm good James. And are you already knocked on at work? 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:27.320 Yes, we're at work at the moment. 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:30.520 Just my boat's coming in now and then we get 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:32.200 on and keep going backwards and forwards. 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:33.480 And what do you do? Are you were just a 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.040 foot passenger on the boat where you off to? 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:39.120 No, no, no, I'm in operations for sea road ferries 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:45.040 always between Sorrento and Queenscliff, and occasionally I'll drive the 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:45.640 ship as well. 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.680 So you a captain, Yes i am. How was it 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:50.160 yesterday out there chopping? 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:52.840 Oh it wasn't the best. It was actually quite rubbish. 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:54.240 Yeah, it was windy yesterday. 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:56.600 Why I asked Jack it was a fellow man of 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.360 the season. Sound I would have been a choppy one 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.160 out there. Yes, they are sailors. You know what we 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.920 say plane seas mate for plain sailors. 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:07.080 Well this is true. And until the time when you 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:07.880 want to go to the pub. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:12.440 Oh okay, let me know when your next work and 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.000 I want to get on the on the other Ferria. 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:15.720 So what do you surrender? The Queen's Cliff. 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:17.080 Yes, that's the one. 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:19.440 I've been on that a few times. That is a 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:22.240 lovely little trip. That is. Sometimes you see the dolphins. 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:25.760 Yeah, oh yeah absolutely, we had dolphins a couple of 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:26.240 days ago. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:31.520 I was like looking at the ports isn't or the mega, 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:34.360 mega rich people's homes that you see on the cliff 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.000 face there as you're going past them all. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:39.760 Yeah, yeah, that's uh, that's Ports Sea And you've got 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:42.000 the wind Foxes there, You've got the babes there. 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.480 Do you know what when everyone peers over all these 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.240 these big mega properties and it all you hear on 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.800 that very is lind Fox. Yeah. Someone told me he's 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.320 got a lift from his house that goes through the 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:55.880 cliff down to the Bottle Cliffs, so we can get 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:57.840 in a boat like a James Bond Baby James. 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.040 It sort of sounds like you're doing a star. 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:11.520 On the water of Melbourne. That's great, James, will send 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:12.640 your price. Thanks for calling in. 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:14.800 Mate, Thanks, thank you very much. 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:15.840 Have a good morning and you. 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.120 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:22.160 Christian and Patsy saying she's got no room to join 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:25.000 up for Costco. Maybe ditch some of those easter trees. 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:28.920 So you tried to sell us all on a few 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:32.160 months bat Patrick in even you've got a good memory, 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:36.120 do you remember that? Yeah, anyone's buying them. Everyone's buying them. 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:38.560 Do you know how bad it is this Easter? 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:39.160 This year? 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:40.560 I couldn't find them. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:44.560 I've shoved them some you created your own influencer panic. 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:47.440 Like, no, but I mean at home. I don't know where. 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:49.680 I've shoved them in a cupboard somewhere. So we had 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:51.080 no Easter decorations. 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:53.520 Well, you couldn't find your own decoration. 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:55.360 It's gone from one extreme to the other. 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:58.720 In my mind, every room you go into in Patsy's 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:00.240 home is like some sort of horde of play. 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:04.720 Yeah you can't find yeah, yeah, like trying to open 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:05.040 up the. 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:07.480 Door or something like the dog treat and lamb chops 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:08.520 on the floor and stuff like. 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:10.359 That's why we've never been invited out there. 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:14.800 All right? Nine four one four one o four three. 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:17.000 If you already knocked on at work, Simon is come 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:17.240 on in. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:20.320 Simon, Hey Christians made Simon? 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:20.760 How are you? 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:24.560 Yes, it's good to have a friend anywhere, Simon. How 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:25.800 are you my friend? Simon? 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:26.720 Good? 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:27.480 Many good? 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:29.240 What's going on do you actually know someone? 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.920 Yeah, because you do. Yeah, yeah, Simon from I recognized 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:36.640 voice from regional fleet manager Enterprise, isn't it, yeah man, Yeah, 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:38.840 and he's still changing the cars to all the presets 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:39.280 to us. 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:47.040 Well, trying to good mine, Yeah, trying to Yeah. So 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:50.560 basically knocked on about six Squark half an hour late 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:52.720 this morning because it was too cold to get out 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:53.159 of bed and. 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:58.359 His commitment employee of the month right there. I was, Simon, 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:01.120 to get out of bed, trying to get your higher 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.720 at the airport today and a little bit delayed. That's 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.440 our man, Simon. On the inside. We didn't fancy it. 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:07.520 That's it. 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:08.440