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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I was a zombie in the chorus line, lindsay.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to put a complain into.

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Speaker 4: The answer into has anyone got any spare ferret bedding?

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Speaker 1: Chris'connell one O four.

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Speaker 4: Points start, look of that ferret bedding. Don't leave us

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Speaker 4: hanging Melbourne. Don't do us like that. Good morning, it's

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Speaker 4: the Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Patsy morning, good morning Jack,

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Speaker 4: good morning, Nama. Stay to the pair of you and

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Speaker 4: stay to you. How was everyone's company? Well, mistay, yesterday didn't.

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Speaker 3: Really experience anything.

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Speaker 2: No, it didn't part.

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Speaker 4: Did you get your complimentary coffee?

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Speaker 2: I did, thank you, I got.

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Speaker 4: My complimentary coffee.

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Speaker 3: Neither of you got a mess.

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Speaker 2: No, no, neither coffee is not nemstay either like it

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Speaker 2: kind of gets you going, doesn't. It doesn't relax you.

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Speaker 3: It's not a traditional wellness trin by the way, I

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Speaker 3: come to coffee a bit.

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Speaker 4: But yesterday I was chatting to young Josh the reception

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Speaker 4: and that the massage place was just around the corner.

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Speaker 4: So yesterday, if a company they did this thing, that

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Speaker 4: was a wellness day where they'd hide him. A suits

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Speaker 4: a lovely thing to do, to give complimentary massages throughout

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Speaker 4: the day. And then, as is always with this company,

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Speaker 4: I on the profit line that complimentary massage. We all

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Speaker 4: know a massage really shouldn't go any longer.

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Speaker 3: Than five You had to lug onto a next gives

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Speaker 4: A massage before Basically, what he really wants is to

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Speaker 4: move on, move on to the main event, that's to

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Speaker 4: warm up to. What if she going on to five

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Speaker 4: minutes is not a massage. You might be just slight

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Speaker 4: into relax and going get back to work, get back

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Speaker 4: on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Such of a good thing.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I had a look in at to see some

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Speaker 4: really see how it's been organized. There was like this

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Speaker 4: in the middle of it. And then do you know

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Speaker 4: I just saw lurking around. Take I'll give you one guess.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't start with h y.

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Speaker 4: Out in reception, lurking around having an old look. See

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Speaker 4: get back in your wellness? Boo, what are you doing?

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Speaker 4: Hang aloud here? I see your has been organized. Hanging around,

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Speaker 4: hanging He looked like he was going to do a

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Speaker 4: couple of shifts, a couple of drive bykes yesterday anyway,

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Speaker 4: I guess because they must have had it been inumdated right,

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Speaker 4: their little coffee shopping here, stubborn cousin if you're in

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Speaker 4: Richmond popping right. They're lovely dad people. But I went

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Speaker 4: this morning to get my coffee at half five and

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Speaker 4: I said to Chazz, the guy's working. I went, how

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Speaker 4: are you goes? Just exhausted. Yesterday was the worst day

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Speaker 4: stop someone's namastay is someone else's worst day? I said,

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Speaker 4: how long you've been working? At about two years? It

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Speaker 4: was just awful because you like, we're all having your

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Speaker 3: Every employee have like three or four coffees.

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Speaker 4: Any limit person, they'll probably hungy having three or four

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Speaker 4: and then going watch women having a mass on. And

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Speaker 4: that's just a normal Tuesday, to be honest.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Patsy, what happened with You Yesterday?

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Speaker 2: Had to go to the supermarket yesterday and look, I

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Speaker 2: know everything is dear, we know cost of living is up, but.

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Speaker 4: Boy, Tuesday your supermarket day? And was that one of

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Speaker 4: those irritine ones we just suddenly have to go.

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Speaker 2: Yes, suddenly, I seem to be going like every second day.

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Speaker 2: I do the major shop on a Friday, so it's

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Speaker 4: You ask, why did you want a Friday.

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Speaker 2: That's a very end of question.

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Speaker 3: Never think of that.

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Speaker 2: Yes I am, But then it means that I don't

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Speaker 2: My time is my time.

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Speaker 4: Somehow's falling to me that it's my job now to

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Speaker 4: go do the supermarket shop every Saturday. And it's yes.

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Speaker 4: See no, it's like the zombie.

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Speaker 3: Still at thirty five and thirty four. We've never got

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Speaker 4: We just stay while we stay on cage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we just do the basket shop the next two See.

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Speaker 2: I find your proximity to like, you're closer to the city,

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Speaker 2: so you've got all these lovely little shops around you.

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Speaker 2: I get that, But when you're in the outer burbs,

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Speaker 4: So what you know, you're not living in the middle

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Speaker 3: Alas was trying to tell me on Friday night that

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Speaker 3: when you went bought your house in Werriby, it was

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Speaker 3: just fields for all the house prairie. No, it was fields.

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Speaker 4: Around here, Chris. There were there were shoulder with their city.

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Speaker 2: Ways over our back fence. Christian, I'm not kidding you.

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Speaker 2: There were cows and you could hear the moving it

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Speaker 2: But now it's not. It's all built up. But there

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Speaker 4: Yeah, real, Well, you've got some two story buildings now, Chris,

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Speaker 4: Town's got a lift.

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Speaker 2: Only a two person, but it's a lyft. But no,

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Speaker 2: I hate going supermarket shopping on his son. Sunday especially,

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Speaker 2: it's like that same group of zombies from two pm

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Speaker 4: Do, you know, Patsy, We're about twenty years away from

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Speaker 4: being those zombies. It's the old shufflers, you know, where

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Speaker 4: and they spend an ages trying to find the sliced

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Speaker 3: I don't you want to like about an old person

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Speaker 4: No, No, you're right. They're smart or at least a

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Speaker 4: shirt on. They're smarter than anyone else there, aren't they.

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Speaker 4: Why is that they always been smart? They've always been

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Speaker 3: No, I think it's an old time where like slacks

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Speaker 3: and good shoes. If you're going out of the house,

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Speaker 3: you were slize?

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Speaker 4: Are they? They're not sliding around there anyway? So you

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Speaker 2: It was just outrage. So you know, everything's getting dearer.

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Speaker 4: An You go through it every day, loves it every day.

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Speaker 2: We buy the one hundred grand chart sing around?

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Speaker 4: They're always really hammy, aren't they? The champagne we.

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Speaker 2: Buy the one hundred gram jar. Last time I bought

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Speaker 2: it it was eight No, it was eight dollars. Do

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Speaker 2: you know how much it was yesterday? Tell us I

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Speaker 2: nearly fell over. It was nine dollars. Forty ten bucks

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Speaker 2: is a lot for vegm vegimi. We've only got one kid?

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Speaker 2: How are these families with three and four kids feeding them?

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Speaker 4: You don't go to office works stuff out the right

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Speaker 2: So when I did her, she has some vegemie and

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Speaker 2: I forgot off Wednesday, and you've got the dregs. So

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Speaker 3: Like it last longer to expense it.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to this week's First World Problems.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday, in our show was saying how I think it

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Speaker 4: might at the end of the year trump on an

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Speaker 4: end of school play. Well, for grown ups who are

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Speaker 4: given no speaking roles, you were just a thing in

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Speaker 4: your school play. I've just seen this message that came

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Speaker 4: into the show after the show ended yesterday. Christian, I

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Speaker 4: was Judas's shadow, So not Judas, but Judases shadow in our.

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Speaker 2: I feel sad, but you were a zombie to sing.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what? I found out yesterday that my wife,

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Speaker 4: who I know very very well, she's never shared this

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Speaker 4: was just a drip of water. A drip of water

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Speaker 4: was the play I said that She she I don't want.

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Speaker 4: don't remember. You must know what play I Said'm trying

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Speaker 4: to rack in my mind. For all the possible blazes,

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Speaker 4: Annie and bugs in Malone Oliver, that requires a key

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Speaker 4: scene involving a drop of water that you could have

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Speaker 4: had a significant moment in Christian I was ju just

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Speaker 4: a shadow when our school played Jesus Christ Superstar, no words,

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Speaker 4: wearing a sheet as well. Truly damaging to my psyche.

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Speaker 4: This is why we're doing the high school rejects. More

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Speaker 4: out there this morning. It's still dark. Everyone else has

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Speaker 4: stood asleep waiting, waking up late on this morning. You're

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Speaker 4: already at work. You're one of our six hour grinders. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: grinding away the cold face of your life. We have

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Speaker 4: have specific prizes and much for you. We see you.

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Speaker 4: We have our knock on mugs and we just found out.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's like Aladdin's Cave and the tardest that

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Speaker 4: just keeps on going. The prize coveroard. You often hear

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Speaker 4: doesn't really exist. There is actually a megastoreroom.

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Speaker 3: It's huge, but it's in Aladdin's Cave.

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Speaker 4: You ever been in there?

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Speaker 3: I've been in there, yeah when And it's in the

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Speaker 4: That's what we do with these highly coveted items.

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Speaker 4: Who were Tony? Who's working right now in the UK

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Speaker 4: Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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Speaker 4: We're doing knock on Wednesday. Good morning, Christian, the team.

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Speaker 6: I work for Golden Valley helping Sheperdin.

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Speaker 4: Coaches rock up. You just have to be a member.

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Speaker 10: It's sixty five dollars.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad that was a priorty business that bar Old Shepherdon.

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Speaker 7: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: What the hell is going on? Was that Maracas.

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Speaker 4: Then it's like a sneak charmer. James coome onring.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, good morning.

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Speaker 7: How are you Christian?

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Speaker 4: I'm good James. And are you already knocked on at work?

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Speaker 12: Just my boat's coming in now and then we get

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Speaker 4: I've been on that a few times. That is a

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Speaker 4: I was like looking at the ports isn't or the mega,

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Speaker 4: Do you know what when everyone peers over all these

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Speaker 4: On the water of Melbourne. That's great, James, will send

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Speaker 4: your price. Thanks for calling in.

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Speaker 9: Mate, Thanks, thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: Have a good morning and you.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Christian and Patsy saying she's got no room to join

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Speaker 4: up for Costco. Maybe ditch some of those easter trees.

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Speaker 4: So you tried to sell us all on a few

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Speaker 4: months bat Patrick in even you've got a good memory,

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Speaker 4: do you remember that? Yeah, anyone's buying them. Everyone's buying them.

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Speaker 2: Do you know how bad it is this Easter?

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Speaker 6: This year?

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Speaker 2: I couldn't find them.

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Speaker 4: I've shoved them some you created your own influencer panic.

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Speaker 2: Like, no, but I mean at home. I don't know where.

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Speaker 4: Well, you couldn't find your own decoration.

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Speaker 2: It's gone from one extreme to the other.

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Speaker 4: In my mind, every room you go into in Patsy's

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Speaker 3: Yeah you can't find yeah, yeah, like trying to open

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Speaker 3: That's why we've never been invited out there.

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Speaker 4: All right? Nine four one four one o four three.

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Speaker 4: If you already knocked on at work, Simon is come

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Speaker 5: Simon, Hey Christians made Simon?

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Speaker 1: How are you?

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's good to have a friend anywhere, Simon. How

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Speaker 4: are you my friend? Simon?

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Speaker 9: Good?

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Speaker 13: Many good?

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Speaker 9: What's going on do you actually know someone?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because you do. Yeah, yeah, Simon from I recognized

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Speaker 4: and he's still changing the cars to all the presets

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Speaker 5: Well, trying to good mine, Yeah, trying to Yeah. So

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Speaker 5: basically knocked on about six Squark half an hour late

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Speaker 4: His commitment employee of the month right there. I was, Simon,

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Speaker 13: That's it.

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Speaker 9: That's it.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, I'm fleet manager and basically I'm in charge

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Speaker 4: In the vehicles, such as what are we found in there?

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Speaker 7: Ah, everything and anything from you know, like little past

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Speaker 7: knickknacks and things like that. I've got a bag of

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Speaker 4: Moment, could be something else, sure, every.

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Speaker 5: Now and then we might we might find a bottle

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Speaker 5: If that's it, people ring back, we tend to send

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Speaker 4: So yeah, and that's enterprise if you're looking for someone.

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Speaker 4: All right, So simon, thank you very much for cor mate.

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Speaker 4: We'll send you the knocked on mug.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 7: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: There we go.

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Speaker 3: Always good to speak to one of your mates.

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Speaker 4: I always say, called the show five too. If you can't, Oh,

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Speaker 4: it's good to have friends like that. Okay, come on, guys,

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Speaker 4: come on. We can't pick our family, but we can

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Speaker 4: choose our friends. You're just jealous. You don't make nights.

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Speaker 4: It's been too long since we spoken. Let's do it again. David.

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Speaker 4: Good morning's my friend, David.

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Speaker 9: How are you all right yourself?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, good David. What are you knocked on doing?

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Speaker 9: I'll do your composts up in the right yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: What what do you mean you do compost? You make

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Speaker 9: Yeah, compost, But we brew all different products or greenwayte

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Speaker 4: I have no idea to go to Bunnings of the

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Speaker 4: Week and get my mother in or some compost and

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Speaker 4: some what would do some really really smelly manure? Would

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Speaker 4: it been chicken.

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Speaker 9: Crap if it's really smell yeah, probably chicken manure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. And the guys said, this stuff really sinks.

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Speaker 4: Need to put limes on top. Why would I need

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Speaker 4: to put limes on top of it?

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Speaker 9: Oh, I don't know why. I'd probably get rid of

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Speaker 9: the smell, like you put.

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Speaker 3: A lime in air corona.

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Speaker 4: Yes that's smell. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, all right, David,

456
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Speaker 4: We'll to send you on nock Tom Mark, have a

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Speaker 4: great day, compost and thanks for going on the show. Beautiful,

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Speaker 4: Thank you Christian O'Connell show podcast yesterday on the show,

459
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,560
Speaker 4: and then so many emails we've come into today. I

460
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Speaker 4: think we tapped a vein of pain when we start

461
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Speaker 4: talking about what were you are high school reject. I

462
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,399
Speaker 4: was one of these where I didn't really get the

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Speaker 4: great role at the school played. So I'm actually thinking

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Speaker 4: about giving you all the do over where we actually

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Speaker 4: host and put on We're seriously looking at doing this

466
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Speaker 4: an end of the year school play for grown ups.

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Speaker 4: If you didn't have a speaking role, or maybe you'd

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Speaker 4: even have the courage to go an audition, it isn't

469
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Speaker 4: too late. High school rejects needs you. Even hearing this

470
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Speaker 4: song from Bugsy Malone, I love this song. I failed

471
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Speaker 4: the audition to being Buggsy Malone. Have to go and sing,

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Speaker 4: and you could pick take along your own song. I

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Speaker 4: was like fourteen, and I chose Elvis. I was the

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Speaker 4: only teenager in my school into Elvis. In the eighties,

475
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Speaker 4: as you two Wam and Spound our Ballet were rising

476
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Speaker 4: up the charts.

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Speaker 3: We would have made sense to sing a song from

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Speaker 3: Buggsy Malone.

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Speaker 4: That's what he said. He went Elvis, okay, and I sung,

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Speaker 4: And then I saw when they put the do you

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Speaker 4: w mom, when it used to put that wall of

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Speaker 4: shame up results and what you were Yeah, I was

483
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Speaker 4: giving the roll of a mute knuckles the bounce who

484
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Speaker 4: not only doesn't sing. He doesn't flip and speak. He

485
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Speaker 4: cracks knuckles to sound effects. That that was me on

486
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Speaker 4: the big stage. Patsy, you were a I.

487
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Speaker 2: Was a zombie in Dracula Spectacular, but I only sang.

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Speaker 2: Didn't get anything.

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Speaker 4: Jackie boy, you were in the band. I was in

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Speaker 4: the bed.

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Speaker 3: That's a good way, would you say? Important role? But

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Speaker 3: they do put you behind the curtains, so there's.

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Speaker 4: No like white shirt, black slacks. Oh wow, all right,

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Speaker 4: So some of the ones we had yesterday high school rejects.

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Speaker 6: I was the wind in the Wizard of Oz.

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Speaker 2: I think I was in a garbage bag and I

497
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Speaker 2: had streamers in my hand and I just had to

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Speaker 2: run around the stage going whoa.

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Speaker 8: I didn't even make it.

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Speaker 10: I wanted to do a dancing role, but you had

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Speaker 10: to pass the singing audition, and I never made the

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Speaker 10: singing audition.

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Speaker 6: I got Mary in the Christmas Play. The only line

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Speaker 6: I had to say was why Joseph I had to

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Speaker 6: put Baby Jesus in the cradle.

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Speaker 15: As baby Jesus winning the cradle, I dropped Baby Jesus

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Speaker 15: all right.

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Speaker 4: I got an email here from doctor Alex White, Christian,

509
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Speaker 4: I really want in this. When I was in high school,

510
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Speaker 4: I was meant to be the assistant assistant director. Whither

511
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Speaker 4: we really work happening out all kinds of non spicy

512
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Speaker 4: rosie ad assistant director a kid. However, I had to

513
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Speaker 4: go to hospital for surgery, but tom I recovered, the

514
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Speaker 4: play was over a lot of help out. Please can

515
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Speaker 4: I be the assistant director? I never got to be

516
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Speaker 4: of your high school rejects musical. I'm now a doctor

517
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Speaker 4: of psychology, so I'm a good and stressful situation so

518
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Speaker 4: I can help support all the performers with their stage

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Speaker 4: right and anxiety about getting back on stage. Brilliant, doctor

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Speaker 4: Alexander White, you are the ad Christian. I was in

521
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Speaker 4: my school Nativity play. I was cast as skipping girl,

522
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Speaker 4: my role just skipping around the stage, around the major

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Speaker 4: and then skip back off asap. Why are you giving

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Speaker 4: out the chance for those that missed out on a

525
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Speaker 4: part of the play. Why not give the rolls of

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Speaker 4: the trees, rocks and doors to those that had lead roles.

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Speaker 3: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 14: People like.

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Speaker 4: Rio comes back next week, who was top Hole and

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Speaker 4: fender on the roof, You will be the rock Rio life.

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Speaker 4: It all evens out in the end, It all comes around.

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Speaker 4: All right, give us school then what were you if

533
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Speaker 4: you had a non speaking role in your school play?

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Speaker 4: Our end of year school play needs you. The High

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Speaker 4: School Rejects.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna put an end of year school play. High

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Speaker 4: School Rejects is for you. If you were given a

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Speaker 4: bum roll, basically you were a thing. You weren't even

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Speaker 4: a person, Christian. I was a star in the Nativity. No, no,

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Speaker 4: not the star as in the Star and the Sky

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Speaker 4: and the Bethlehem. Just another random star behind the actual star.

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Speaker 3: Well, we need to make up the night sky somehow.

544
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 4: Wearing a towel wrapped in silver tinsel. Hillary was the

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Speaker 4: color red in a rainbow for Wizard of Oz. Catherine

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Speaker 4: was a sunflower. We all know that key part of

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Speaker 4: the Chitty chitch Bang Bang story. A sunflower. Holly, What

548
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Speaker 4: were you? Then?

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Speaker 6: I was a sheep?

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Speaker 4: What was the school play?

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Speaker 16: I was just like a Nativity you know play. I

552
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Speaker 16: literally was shuffled on on my hands and knees and

553
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Speaker 16: I had to bar every soften and then I was

554
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Speaker 16: shuffled off. But the worst part was is literally my

555
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Speaker 16: costume was thrown over my back and it was one

556
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Speaker 16: of the sheepskin rugs, but not the nice fluffy ones

557
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Speaker 16: you see nowadays, the actual liked freshly cut, No, not

558
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Speaker 16: quite freshly shed, but the sort of the off cut

559
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Speaker 16: but not so nice.

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Speaker 4: Encrusted in them.

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Speaker 16: So yeah, so that was my starring role.

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Speaker 4: I kept my head down for a lot of it,

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Speaker 4: all right, Holly the sheep, thank you very much for

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Speaker 4: giving us a call. Let's go to Peter. Now, come

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Speaker 4: on and Peter, Laura god, Peter. So what were you

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Speaker 4: in your high school play?

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Speaker 9: I was a magnificent duck.

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Speaker 4: A duck. Did you get to quack?

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Speaker 9: No? There was three ducks and I was the silent

570
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Speaker 9: and I didn't get.

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Speaker 11: To quack.

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Speaker 4: A slid mysterious duck.

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Speaker 9: If you're going to roll for a duck, mane, I'm

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Speaker 9: happy to give it a quack.

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Speaker 4: You can quack in our play. Peter, Peter, thank you

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Speaker 4: very much. You could always love to hear from you. Catherine,

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, Catherine. What were you in the

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Speaker 4: school play?

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Speaker 6: I was the Ghost of Christmas Past and I had

580
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Speaker 6: no lines. I had a massive black gown on and

581
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Speaker 6: I had a mask, and I needed to walk down

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Speaker 6: about five or six steps and.

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Speaker 5: From the second step.

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Speaker 10: I fell down to the bottom step.

585
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Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah, I fell over in our junior school.

586
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Speaker 4: I was Joseph and I slipped over. It got the

587
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 4: biggest laugh of the night. I really hurt my head.

588
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 4: I was concussed, but I stayed down there just lapping

589
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 4: up those laughs.

590
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Speaker 3: And that's when you people knew that you.

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00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 4: I watched a life in comedy pratfalls. I've been tumbling

592
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 4: for a life laughter ever since.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't a sting character of the internet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what a bro, you're pro Catherine. This is the

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00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 4: kind of thing we need in our high school rejects.

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Speaker 4: Play all right, kid, the calls coming then, what non

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Speaker 4: speaking role were you?

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast, so.

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00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 4: We feel like we're flying the plane of the show

600
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 4: at the moment, just on one engine. Producer Caitlin obviously

601
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 4: would have heard quite a bit from her during the matildas,

602
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 4: and producer Rio big parts of what we do on

603
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Speaker 4: and off air. They're actually on holiday at the moment.

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Speaker 4: I fout this morning when I was freezing cold this morning,

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00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 4: I put my dog out half for I got a

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00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 4: photo from Rio in Edinburgh. It's just him giving me

607
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 4: a double thumbs up. I'm in dinner at my favorite

608
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Speaker 4: restaurant Edinburgh. No words, is he goading me? What's he.

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Speaker 6: To me?

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00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 4: No words of him with a big mottle of red wine.

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Speaker 4: They're cheesy going away and good honey, your mate whils

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Speaker 4: there on their holidays. We're doing the show. We're down

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Speaker 4: to producers now, of course we're pros at this. We

614
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Speaker 4: hide into extra people. One of them's got COVID, one

615
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 4: of them's very ill after working on Friday night being

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Speaker 4: amongst some of you guys. So we really are. We

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Speaker 4: are down people on the show.

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Speaker 3: We're desperate.

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Speaker 4: And the big thing is we take a lot of

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Speaker 4: calls during the show. Big part of this show, the

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Speaker 4: life blood is you guys calling in. That means people

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Speaker 4: taking the calls and weeding through them, heavy duty weeding

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Speaker 4: some parts of the show. And yesterday were saying we

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Speaker 4: actually need extra help. A guy called in quite of

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Speaker 4: you if you called in, and I said, look, if

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Speaker 4: you're on the phones all day with your job and

627
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Speaker 4: you're good at this, and you know you're going to

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Speaker 4: give us a call because we do need some help

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Speaker 4: over the next seven days. Man calls in Lindsay's been doing.

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Speaker 4: He's working in Telly sales and that for years, training

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Speaker 4: people customer services. High end, okay, high end has an

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Speaker 4: amazed voice. How doesn't this Lindsay's going to be taking

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Speaker 4: a calls in a couple of minutes time, Lindsey, good morning.

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Speaker 17: Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 4: How are you see even on that tenny little producers, microphone,

636
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Speaker 4: solid pipes. Lindsey, how does it feel to be in here?

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Speaker 4: You're ready to take our calls for the show and

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Speaker 4: work for us.

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Speaker 17: Well, when you're on the phone, you've gotta be ready

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Speaker 17: for anything. So let's let's get it happening.

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00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 4: Now. There are calls and customer service, and then I

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00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 4: think beyond that we're at the sharp end of the

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Speaker 4: redge on radio stations and kind of queries we have.

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Speaker 4: So all right, let's test Lindsey out now. All right,

645
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Speaker 4: in a couple of minutes time, after Patsy's news, you're

646
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Speaker 4: going to hear him live talking to you, so you

647
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 4: can all hear how he gets on right now though

648
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 4: calling on nine four one four, one oh four to

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Speaker 4: three normally obviously a lot of the weeding that goes on,

650
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 4: lots of people just call the show about random queries.

651
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 4: Why don't you play more fifties music? Why don't you

652
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 4: play more insert whatever band it is that you're into.

653
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 4: I won a prize with Higgo, I won a prize

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Speaker 4: six years ago. What was that song you played two

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Speaker 4: weeks ago? I don't know how it goes. I don't

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Speaker 4: know what it's called.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of weeding.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of wink is mainly weeding. Can I

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Speaker 4: have one McCartney tickets? Can I have Taylor Swift tickets?

660
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Speaker 4: The one that they're here? Can you help me out

661
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Speaker 4: with bombers? Can you get me Instagram final? My husband's

662
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Speaker 4: had a really big year calling with all that. Now,

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Speaker 4: all of that, this is your time. This is your time.

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Speaker 4: Lindsay will be dealing with you twenty years. He reckons

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Speaker 4: he's very good at customer service. Let's test Lindsay, how

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Speaker 4: good is he? All right? So open calls? Whatever your

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Speaker 4: query is nine four one four one oh four three

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Speaker 4: and if you're back to tie in thought, I can't

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Speaker 4: bother them with this.

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Speaker 11: You can?

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Speaker 4: Today is taking your calls?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: All right, helping this out as we are down to producers,

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Speaker 4: Rio and Kaylin are on holiday. We had extra people

675
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Speaker 4: to cover them, Amy and Natalie. They're all sick COVID

676
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 4: still in the community. So we really are down a

677
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Speaker 4: couple of people on the show this week. And the

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Speaker 4: big thing we need help with is people taking calls.

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Speaker 4: Thanks to you offer to help out. Patsy had had one.

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Speaker 2: Well, I am writing news in here. Do you want

681
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Speaker 2: to split me in?

682
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Speaker 4: What's it called Phoebe that does that every day?

683
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Speaker 2: She doesn't do it all I do do some.

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Speaker 4: Anyway. Look what I'm saying is, guys, we're down somehow Jack,

685
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Speaker 4: we need help, maybe pick up the phone occasionally. We

686
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Speaker 4: need help taking your calls, all right? And so Lindsay

687
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Speaker 4: heard this yesterday when I say, look, if you're in

688
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Speaker 4: your job, are you on the phones all day? Because

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Speaker 4: a lot of people aren't. Sometimes when you speak to

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Speaker 4: someone in customer service, they're very, very good at what

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Speaker 4: they do. And so Lindsay called it and he was

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Speaker 4: so good, such a great voice. He's coming this morning

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Speaker 4: to take your calls live right now, Lindsey. So you deal,

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Speaker 4: you've done this for like twenty odd years customer service. Yeah,

695
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Speaker 4: it was my life.

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Speaker 17: It was my career for a very very long time,

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Speaker 17: twenty years of customer service sales, you name it, just

698
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Speaker 17: trying to get people's what they need and to find.

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Speaker 1: Solutions for them.

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Speaker 4: And what do you do when people just come on

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Speaker 4: and they just angry straight away? What are you trained

702
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Speaker 4: to do with that?

703
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 17: You're trained to listen to them first.

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Speaker 4: You're a very calming voice. By the way, why don't

705
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Speaker 4: you do those kind of hypno late night hypnosis things

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Speaker 4: help people go to sleep. You're in a calm room.

707
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Speaker 4: We need to give you a late night love show,

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Speaker 4: the old late night love shows. You're listening to late

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Speaker 4: night laugh.

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Speaker 17: Love songs and dead imacations.

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Speaker 4: There you go, all right, so you're happy to take

712
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Speaker 4: a few calls now sounds fun? All right? So these

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Speaker 4: are random people who were calling in right. There were

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Speaker 4: various queer and.

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Speaker 3: This is what it is like for us off during

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Speaker 3: the song.

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Speaker 4: It is raw.

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Speaker 3: You don't just get the best stories. You get people complaining, questions,

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Speaker 3: random stuff of all kinds.

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Speaker 4: All right, there's run open lines right now. You do

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Speaker 4: with it now? Okay, welcome to one O four.

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Speaker 17: Who am I speaking with.

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Speaker 9: Brendan hay doing by there?

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Speaker 17: Brennan, how can I help you?

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Speaker 13: I made. I'm running a Grand Final event at the

726
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Speaker 13: Calm brew House. I'm during a Grand finale. You Ca'm

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Speaker 13: just wonder if I could plug it for in publicity.

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Speaker 17: Having that sounds absolutely brilliant And so what day is

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Speaker 17: that going to be on?

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Speaker 13: So it's on Wednesday, the twenty seventh of September. Matthew Richardson,

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Speaker 13: Anthony Cuter, Chris Kevin Sedy, Tony Shaw, Jason akermanis and

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Speaker 13: it's going to be hosted by lemo oh Man.

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Speaker 17: Is there anyone not turning up?

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Speaker 3: That sounds absolutely fantastic?

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Speaker 13: Massive line up, tinket start from fifty nine bucks. It's

736
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Speaker 13: on events right on the Grand Final greatness and hoping

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Speaker 13: it can sell out.

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Speaker 17: It sounds like you've got a got a big day there?

739
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Speaker 17: Are you absolutely packing it?

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Speaker 3: So yeah, we don't want to speak to him on here, No,

741
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Speaker 3: we'll make.

742
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Speaker 17: Sure to get that information out there on probably some

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Speaker 17: of our socials. What do you think about that?

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Speaker 13: Awesome? Appreciate it a Brennan, have a lovely day. So

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Speaker 13: you have a good one.

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Speaker 4: So far, so good. All I would say is perfect

747
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Speaker 4: foam manner, pick up the pace, Okay, yeah, pretures everything.

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Speaker 3: If you can tell that and have a great story.

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Speaker 3: You've got to get them off quickly.

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Speaker 17: As David is, okay, Okay, here we come next. Okay,

751
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Speaker 17: who am I speaking with.

752
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 4: David here?

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Speaker 9: Hi?

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Speaker 17: There, David? How can I help you?

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Speaker 9: I just thought i'd led to Melbourne Notes some important news,

756
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 9: so I'm good news on the weekends. I bought a

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Speaker 9: nineteen ninety four to Ltd with blue blue interior.

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Speaker 4: And why should I be interested in that little bit?

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Speaker 4: We can't have.

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Speaker 9: Your job with.

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Speaker 4: Twenty years of experience and it took here was one

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Speaker 4: half decent calls.

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Speaker 3: I tell you take a case. I'm at tempted to

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Speaker 3: say that a lot, but you can't.

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Speaker 17: Okay, David, that sounds absolutely that sounds absolutely fantastic.

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Speaker 4: It was an easy one. Brennan was Anthony could have

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Speaker 4: hosted by Limo a good cause.

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Speaker 17: David, your car sounds absolutely fantastic.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations, Nancy, This is Nancy now, Okay, welcome to go

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Speaker 4: one O four?

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Speaker 3: Who am I speaking with Nancy?

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Speaker 17: Nancy?

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Speaker 4: How can I help you today?

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Speaker 14: Hi?

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Speaker 15: I would really really want Paul McCartney tickets.

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Speaker 17: Oh my goodness, absolutely everybody is wanting that. What is

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Speaker 17: your favorite non Beatles Paul McCartney song non Beatles that's right, Yeah,

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Speaker 17: we'll make sure we get that played for you.

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Speaker 4: What is it.

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Speaker 6: Beatles song?

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00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 3: Okay, well, Nancy, thank you very much.

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00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 4: Never give them too much?

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Speaker 3: Who gets you on another time?

784
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 17: Don't you worry?

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Speaker 3: Keep listening out.

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Speaker 17: You might be able to win tickets.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Lindsey. We're going to keep your name on

788
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Speaker 4: filet you so much. I like that now people have

789
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 4: got a good idea of what it's like in real life.

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00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 4: The fact that you snapped.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connald's show podcast.

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00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 4: The radio station Nurse has just taken away Paul. Lindsey's

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00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 4: in tears. You're all a bit too much for him, Christian,

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00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,439
Speaker 4: Is Lindsay's still there? I was trying to call through.

795
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 4: I turned fifty two in July. I haven't had my

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Speaker 4: bow screening kit. I've been pooping in ice cream containers

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Speaker 4: for two months now. Lindsey, come back, Lindsey, come please

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00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 4: come back. Jack and I were just saying that Lindsay

799
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Speaker 4: genuinely got such a great voice. For reasons that we

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Speaker 4: actually can't go into. This radio show is being heard

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Speaker 4: again from next week at midnight in full. Like I said,

802
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Speaker 4: we really can't go into it.

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Speaker 3: I'm just taking the whole three hours.

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00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 4: You don't know about this past.

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Speaker 3: I really brand new midnight to three am.

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00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just going to because you know, if you're

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Speaker 4: working through the night, and it must Goodness knows how

808
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 4: confusing that must be to know what time and space

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Speaker 4: you are. What I'd love to hear is breakfast shots

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00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 4: starting at mid everybody, Good morning morning Melbourne. You're like,

811
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Speaker 4: what is it in April? Fools? What are they doing

812
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 4: a breakfast?

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Speaker 11: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Have they run out of music or something?

815
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Speaker 4: I tell you this hand on heart. In no way

816
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 4: is it to do with saving money. I don't want

817
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 4: anyone saying that this is about quality entertainment overnight, isn't

818
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 4: it really? It's all coming from a good place of

819
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 4: the station. Boss Sue going, do you know what we're

820
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 4: underserving midnight listeners? We're just music.

821
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Speaker 3: All the emails coming in from people who listen only

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Speaker 3: two am, and I said, hey, listen, I chat the guys.

823
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Speaker 4: We'll come back in at midnight. Goo, I've got one

824
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 4: thing better. I'll just repeat the show that was played

825
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 4: out about sixteen hours previously. But my point is Lindsay

826
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Speaker 4: had such a great calming voice. I said to him,

827
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Speaker 4: what you should get some work as a voiceover guy,

828
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 4: but just don't obviously use the deal Marte work that's mine, okay,

829
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 4: I said, you should do some of the other stuff,

830
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 4: more low hanging through okay, but the rich pickings on

831
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Speaker 4: the shrank and slopes to me, so if you don't mind,

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Speaker 4: that's an englishman's watchover man.

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Speaker 3: You work your way up to tea. Don't start out at.

834
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Speaker 4: The top of the totem pold okay. But the other stuff,

835
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Speaker 4: I don't mind you having a little bit of those

836
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 4: scraps off my table. And I'm saying, why don't we

837
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 4: hireling to be the voiceover guy for the midnight show

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00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 4: that starts next mon perfect by the way, and we

839
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Speaker 4: settled a name for that. We had three. One of

840
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 4: them was Midnight Cowboy.

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Speaker 3: Christie O'Connell, the Midnight Cowboy.

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Speaker 4: I like that.

843
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 3: Then you hear a whip crack sound.

844
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Speaker 4: Effect, then you can do all that. Let's get him

845
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Speaker 4: back in all right, So after it's not some morning,

846
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 4: we're doing a part two. We had so many great

847
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 4: calls yesterday on two phone ins. We were doing poorly

848
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 4: secured items like these and the.

849
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Speaker 9: Tradesmen's I had a van or I'll do the right

850
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Speaker 9: thing and going mo, my.

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Speaker 4: Mother fis up. We've joined this one halfway through and

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Speaker 4: the tradesman.

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Speaker 13: So I had a van or I'd do the right

854
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 13: thing and going mo, my mother's lawn.

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00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 9: So I put the lawnmower in the van. I thought

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Speaker 9: my nuts were pretty good.

857
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 12: But when I took off at an intersection, the lawnmower

858
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Speaker 12: went backwards and puffed the back window out of the car.

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00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 13: So I put the back in and I thought, oh.

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00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's right, I'll be fine. I went off and

861
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 9: guess what happened again?

862
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 6: I was shifteen homes.

863
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 16: My trailer had to chest the drawers on it, and

864
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 16: I didn't secure them very well.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, you get the idea. You had to be there

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Speaker 4: at the time. Actually want anybody to hear this one

867
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Speaker 4: midnight cowboy writing you all that long show giddy up listeners. Anyway,

868
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 4: we trust me. They were They were good. They were good.

869
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 4: You really had to be there yesterday. They were the

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Speaker 4: b sides Lindsey Come Back ninety four three. Your story

871
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 4: is about poorly secured items. Now we all sound some

872
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 4: great stories to get nervous. Now I'm not playing this

873
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 4: best of We have some great stories. Yesterday about knocks

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Speaker 4: at the door.

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00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 14: We got to knock at the door about eleven pm.

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00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 8: Open the door and there was a life sized cutout

877
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 8: of Legalists and Arragon from Lord of the Greens at.

878
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 6: Our front door.

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00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 16: We don't know who dropped it off to this.

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00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 8: Day half about four five o'clock in the morning, knock

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Speaker 8: at the door. There's my next door neighbors and she

882
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 8: was holding the hands of my three and four year

883
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 8: old children, who had decided if we stand on the

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00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 8: back of the couch, we can unflick the slide chain

885
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Speaker 8: and go and play in the street.

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Speaker 15: Sawmy nights about Sam's massive question. We could hear someone

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Speaker 15: who'd broken through the window was walking through the kitchen

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Speaker 15: because you could hear the glass crunching. So I go

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Speaker 15: to the door and the police come through, brandishing their

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Speaker 15: guns and everything, and they go with security intruder was

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Speaker 15: your market umbrella?

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Speaker 4: See they were good, no loose nuts there.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Call us your stories about PAULI secured items and there

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Speaker 4: was a knock at the door. Peza, I'm good, Piza.

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Speaker 4: So PAULI secured item? What's your story made.

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Speaker 9: That's if we pull secured item. I actually I was

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Speaker 9: about a and a and I worked for budget rented

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Speaker 9: cart and we used to have to drive the rental

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Speaker 9: cars around the block to the front of the office.

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Speaker 11: And I'm the way around. It was like a raised

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Speaker 11: railway line. A couple of people that hired a bus

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Speaker 11: with a box trailer, and I had taken off around

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Speaker 11: the block and I went out of the railway line,

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Speaker 11: looked in the revision mirror and was trying to outrun

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Speaker 11: and was trailer on the bus, and it was rapidly

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Speaker 11: catching up to me. And eventually the bus got ahead

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Speaker 11: of it and it came to the crash into a tree,

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Speaker 11: and I had to take the trailer around to the

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Speaker 11: front of the office and explained to the people that

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Speaker 11: we had to get a replacement. Needless to say, the

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Speaker 11: boss did not send me to go get the replacement trailer.

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Speaker 4: So we're all up to speed. So you went one way,

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Speaker 4: the trailer went the other.

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Speaker 11: Well, now I was actually the trailer came unhitched and

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Speaker 11: was chasing me down the road, actually following me at

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Speaker 11: the same speed. Yeah, I was actually trying to run

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Speaker 11: it in a bus and it was rapidly gaining on

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Speaker 11: me for a.

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Speaker 4: While there terminating stood out there right now. It's got

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Speaker 4: to a juicer, Yes it was.

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Speaker 9: It was doing this moment quicker than I could get here,

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Speaker 9: to be honest.

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Speaker 4: All right, Peter, thank you very much for story mate

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Speaker 4: Catherine here. Good morning, Catherine, Good morning Kristen. All right,

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Speaker 4: So a knock at the door. What was the other

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Speaker 4: side of it? What's your story for us?

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Speaker 11: Mate?

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Speaker 10: I heard a knock at the door. I was sitting

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Speaker 10: on the couch in the lounge room when suddenly this

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Speaker 10: bulldog runs in. It runs in, jumps on the couch,

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Speaker 10: jumped off the couch, round the room, into the kitchen,

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Speaker 10: eats the cat food in the ball, runs out the

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Speaker 10: front door, down the street, and I never saw it again.

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Speaker 4: So there was a knock at the door, and it

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Speaker 4: was a bulldog. Dog. Yes, there he goes on the

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Speaker 4: corner going did it that? Did you give me the money?

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Speaker 4: I said, I do it?

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Speaker 3: So the dog knocked on the door or the dog's owner.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, the door was partially opened, so it sounded

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Speaker 10: like a knock when the dog pushed the door fully open.

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Speaker 4: Got it a poor knock? Yeah? All right, Katherine, thank

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Speaker 4: you very much. The story your stories about there was

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Speaker 4: a knock at the door and poorly secured items.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: If you're on your way home, maybe a shift worker,

947
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Speaker 4: and you worker through the hours, gen you can barely

948
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Speaker 4: catch any of the show. You don't hear a couple

949
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Speaker 4: of minutes of it, and you're like, God, I wish

950
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Speaker 4: i'd heard this whole show, but I can't because I

951
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Speaker 4: work from midnight till three News rocking your midnight world

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Speaker 4: from Monday. This breakfast show, second chance to hear it

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Speaker 4: in full at midnight? Okay nine four one o four

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Speaker 4: three Your stories about knock at the door and poorly

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Speaker 4: secured items. This is from Patrick Chris mcin eighties. My

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Speaker 4: dad was a cheese salesman. Do you know what we

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Speaker 4: could do? Cals about? What did your mom and dad

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Speaker 4: sound cheese salesman in that living suitcase? The boot full

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Speaker 4: of cheese? The boot of Cheese sounds like a great

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Speaker 4: feature winner car Boots of Cheese. In the eighties, my

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Speaker 4: dad was a cheese salesman and we had a family

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Speaker 4: holloed to a chuka where he was to sell a

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Speaker 4: fried tea of cheese. It's a holiday going out on

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Speaker 4: a business trip. So all four kids and Mam and

965
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Speaker 4: Dad getting the Ford Falcon to make the trip from

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Speaker 4: Melbourne to a Chuka, plus all the cheese, all our gears,

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Speaker 4: suitcases and many cartons of cheese were strapped to the

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Speaker 4: roof of the Falcon, wheeled up to speed the cheese

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Speaker 4: on the roof. About halfway to a Chuoka there was

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Speaker 4: a loud bag you guessed it. The suitcases and all

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Speaker 4: the cars of cheese come loose, falling off the roof

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Speaker 4: of the car and the cheese, which were mainly Etam

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Speaker 4: and gouda Christian suddenly racing pasta car on the side

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Speaker 4: like bowling balls of cheese. That comes from Patrick. Thank

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Speaker 4: you for sending prize. That's a very funny story. All right,

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Speaker 4: let's go to Susie.

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Speaker 14: Good morning Susie, Good morning Christian, Jack and Patsy.

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Speaker 4: How are you we going, Susie. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: So you've got to still about poorly secured item I do.

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Speaker 14: My husband and I a few years ago, we're driving

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Speaker 14: down the Surf Coast Highway heading towards Talkie and in

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Speaker 14: front of us there was a car with a trailer

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Speaker 14: attached and on the trailer was a huge water tank. Anyway,

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Speaker 14: we've proceeded to follow this car for a while, and

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Speaker 14: then the water tank became dislodged, fell off the back

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Speaker 14: of the trailer, and started rolling down the highway towards

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Speaker 14: us like the boulder out of Indiana Jones. So we're

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Speaker 14: deciding do we go left? Do we go right? We

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Speaker 14: managed to avoid being taken out by.

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Speaker 4: Their well tank.

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Speaker 14: But yeah, not something you do with every day. So

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Speaker 14: definitely a very poorly poorly secured eyes of Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Whenever I'm I'm behind when there's are whether you got

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Speaker 4: logs or poles of the worst on the scaffold involves.

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Speaker 3: I still remember the trailer for Final Destination where a

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Speaker 3: log comes up, so lock goes through the Ever since

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Speaker 3: then I saw the movie Drive, I refuse to drive.

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Speaker 4: I try and change lanes.

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Speaker 14: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: Even now I'm itching with the anticipation of one of

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Speaker 4: those logs coming through my head, and then I can't

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Speaker 4: do my midnight show, which is always my dream when

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Speaker 4: I moved here. Susie, thank you very much, you.

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Speaker 1: Cool, Thank you. Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So we were just talking about the movie Final destination

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Speaker 4: and how were the logs coming off the back and

1007
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Speaker 4: coming through the car? How it? You know, there are

1008
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Speaker 4: some movies that obviously stay with you and they change

1009
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Speaker 4: your perception. And yeah, so obviously the most class one

1010
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Speaker 4: of that Jaws terrified millions of people all over the

1011
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Speaker 4: world made us fear going too well, for perhapsy going

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Speaker 4: to the toill, it would going to the beach, getting

1013
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Speaker 4: in the seat, final destination. I remember you remember the

1014
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Speaker 4: movie is the Hangover movies? Right? Even now this isn't

1015
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Speaker 4: obviously very often, but it's still changing my behavior. If

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Speaker 4: I'm ever about to step onto the roof somewhere, I'm

1017
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Speaker 4: leaving that door propped open because of the movie The Hangover.

1018
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Speaker 3: Because they get locked on the roof.

1019
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Speaker 4: That's what he is. He's on the roof the whole

1020
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Speaker 4: time because it's slams shut and it's a security door,

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Speaker 4: it's a fire exit.

1022
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Speaker 3: How often you walking around on roof?

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Speaker 4: You know? Once or twice a week? Jack, when I

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Speaker 4: do my midnight show Midnight Cowboy Jack. Have you as

1025
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Speaker 4: a movie it changed your behavior? Other than Jaws?

1026
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Speaker 3: Yes, I now fear looking into microscopes. And I can't

1027
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Speaker 3: remember the TV show or the movie but someone will

1028
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Speaker 3: know what this is from. There's a movie where a

1029
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Speaker 3: guy looks into a microscope and then as he goes

1030
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Speaker 3: to adjust the focus through the eyepiece of the microscope,

1031
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Speaker 3: two blades come into his eyes.

1032
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Speaker 2: Oh that's revolting.

1033
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Speaker 4: Yes, Oh sorry, I thought you had the answer to

1034
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Speaker 4: what the movie was. I don't horror movie.

1035
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Speaker 3: I guess so, yes, is it? It's none of the

1036
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Speaker 3: sort I would never watch anything like.

1037
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Speaker 4: No, it's not contagion, is it?

1038
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Speaker 1: No?

1039
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Speaker 5: No?

1040
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Speaker 3: No, it's would it be James Bond?

1041
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Speaker 9: No?

1042
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Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.

1043
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Speaker 1: No.

1044
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Speaker 4: Hang on, young Josh in the studio. What do you reckon?

1045
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Speaker 4: You've got? Yeah?

1046
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Speaker 3: It rings a bellot could have been from.

1047
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Speaker 4: Okay, don't put your hand up. Is that okay? We

1048
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Speaker 4: can get people calling in with that. No, don't play

1049
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Speaker 4: the character of a caller. Sorry about that. We've got

1050
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Speaker 4: some pea platers in the studio. Today, bring Lindsay man.

1051
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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1052
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Speaker 4: Just about to come up with today's time wastter. Tomorrow

1053
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Speaker 4: the show we will come back to this. Movies that

1054
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Speaker 4: left such an impact on you, they made you change

1055
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Speaker 4: your behavior. Jack was the describing movie where the guy

1056
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Speaker 4: is looking through a microscope.

1057
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's looking through the eyepiece of a microscope. Then

1058
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Speaker 3: as he goes to focus it and actually sends two

1059
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Speaker 3: blades into his eyes.

1060
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Speaker 4: Jack is the movie Species. You're welcome, Hayden.

1061
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Speaker 3: Most people on the phone thought it was The Phantom.

1062
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Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone here is going from The Phantom here. I

1063
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Speaker 4: do remember that movie for one main thing bit the

1064
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Speaker 4: great Billy Y saying what there needs to be revival

1065
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Speaker 4: for Billy's Ay? All right, on the time wast today,

1066
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Speaker 4: there's a chance you to walk away with a Unidon

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Speaker 4: Appcam Solo Pro two K security camera. It's a WiFi

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Speaker 4: security camera and spotlight in one for the best in show.

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Speaker 4: We're looking for your dental movies. What are the dentists

1070
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Speaker 4: watching watching? Well, I'll tell you what. They love that

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Speaker 4: little cartoon with Tom Hanks's voice in it. That's right,

1072
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Speaker 4: the Molar Express Gold Bill and Ted they love, Yeah, yeah, excellent,

1073
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Speaker 4: excellent denther silver. They played well at midnime. They don't

1074
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Speaker 4: want tell you what they like men who stare down throats. Oh,

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Speaker 4: that's very good.

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Speaker 3: Gold Plus.

1077
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Speaker 4: They also love there's something about tooth fairy silver rhymes.

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Speaker 4: That's what I went with Jackie boy. What have you

1079
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Speaker 4: got dental movies?

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Speaker 3: Edward inside a hen Oh that's very helpful. Yes, gold

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Speaker 3: trading bracers, also gold pippy long flossings no silver plus

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Speaker 3: and teenagemut and ginger fighters.

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Speaker 4: Very good gold. All right, what have you got dental movies?

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Speaker 4: Textam in O four seven five three one oh four

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Speaker 4: three brighter.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'crl show podcast time now to.

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Speaker 4: Mark your time wasters. We're looking for your dental movies

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Speaker 4: on the show. Jack you really tomorrow, let's go best

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Speaker 4: in show wins that unit insecurity camp. Sorry, I don't

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Speaker 4: know I was showing. I was spooking it there.

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Speaker 18: Dental movies brush it like Beckham silver hoop fillings, silver

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Speaker 18: plus drilling this daisy gold floss baby gold, that's very good.

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Speaker 4: Heck Hailey hell cane eye and a half weeks silber

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Speaker 4: fiddler on the roof of your mouth gold. Anytime we

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Speaker 4: get a top more one like that, Thank you, Jules

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Speaker 4: Fangs but the day off Silver Edward toothbrush hands by

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Speaker 4: Sidney the eight year old gold tooth Locker from No.

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Speaker 4: Ten Things I Coldgate about you Silver jugumgy gold that's

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Speaker 4: very good, John saving private rhymes, baby teeth Gold. That's

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Speaker 4: very good. Sam and Juice Bigelow the drilling Jiggilow Silver.

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Speaker 4: All right, who's best in show today?

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Speaker 3: Congratulations to Jules the Fiddler on the roof of your mouth.

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Speaker 4: All right, world done, Jews.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: There you go tomorrow's show Today. On tomorrow's show, then

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Speaker 4: we get to you call. So we started to get

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Speaker 4: today when we're talking about movies that made you change

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Speaker 4: your behavior other than Jaws? Can I just say other

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Speaker 4: than Jaws about let's call it other than Jaws, movies

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Speaker 4: that made you change your behavior? Now tomorrow's show, guys,

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Speaker 4: we're about to say goodbye to Show nine hundred and

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Speaker 4: ninety nine.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations guys, breaking new ground.

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Speaker 4: Tomorrow morning will show number one thousand. So after tomorrow's show, me,

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Speaker 4: Jack and Patsy, we're all going out for breakfast, going

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Speaker 4: down to marlbur at the Langham. And I thought it

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Speaker 4: was a nice surprise for you too, all right, I

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Speaker 4: would stay here, you two would head down there at

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Speaker 4: eight thirty. Okay, I wanted something really nice to pick

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Speaker 4: you up. It from here in Richmond, So I rang

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Speaker 4: on the producer two nights ago. I said, hey, listen,

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Speaker 4: I've got an idea. Can we get a horse drawn

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Speaker 4: cart to pick them up at eight thirty? Because it

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Speaker 4: will take a bit of time, right, and it might

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Speaker 4: also put a disturbed traffic to make slow progress to

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Speaker 4: get to the Langham. I don't know how Andre, the

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Speaker 4: manager would feel about a horse dump in its backside. Now,

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Speaker 4: you know Tommy, Tommy is a very you know, he's

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Speaker 4: a very serious our man. He's he's there to often

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Speaker 4: to protect the show from Shenanigan's at times. He just

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Speaker 4: said to me, can't get the permits in time?

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Speaker 2: Oh for the horses, you need a special permit.

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Speaker 4: Accord to Tommy, you need a horse drawn carriage permit.

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Speaker 3: So how getting down in there?

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Speaker 4: We're just gonna get a uber. Look, one thousand shows, ubers.

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Speaker 1: All the word. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast