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And I think it sounds like 0:01:23.759 --> 0:01:24.520 you're back in your head. 0:01:24.900 --> 0:01:27.840 I am feeling a lot more calm this morning, except 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:29.700 I just got a message from a friend who I 0:01:29.699 --> 0:01:31.700 haven't spoken to for a while who said, hey, just 0:01:31.740 --> 0:01:34.950 saw you, a photo of you in the paper. And 0:01:35.009 --> 0:01:37.650 he used the words. And I'd like to maybe get 0:01:37.669 --> 0:01:41.020 this on a T-shirt. He goes, wow. You really are 0:01:41.340 --> 0:01:46.369 cemented in time. And I just thought the word cement, cemented, 0:01:46.550 --> 0:01:46.950 as in. 0:01:46.910 --> 0:01:48.750 Like I was there. This is going to be going 0:01:48.790 --> 0:01:51.290 around in my head for the rest of today. How 0:01:51.340 --> 0:01:52.960 can you be cemented in time? 0:01:53.669 --> 0:01:55.710 He's seen the photo of me with the boarding pass 0:01:55.730 --> 0:01:58.660 that I was first on the first flight on Sunday. 0:01:58.780 --> 0:02:00.680 And he said, you are cemented in time. 0:02:00.700 --> 0:02:02.480 Does he mean frozen in time? 0:02:02.639 --> 0:02:05.280 Yeah, frozen in time. Pat is right. I've heard that one. 0:02:05.580 --> 0:02:07.120 Does he mean immortalized? 0:02:07.340 --> 0:02:08.590 Etched into history? 0:02:08.620 --> 0:02:09.070 Yes. 0:02:09.750 --> 0:02:11.110 Written into the history books? 0:02:11.290 --> 0:02:14.490 Yeah, I don't know. But I just thought the word cemented. 0:02:14.510 --> 0:02:19.250 Cemented in time. Cement crumbles over time. It isn't permanent. 0:02:19.310 --> 0:02:20.700 It's impermanent cement, isn't it? 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:23.880 Unless it's a really solid cement. Because from my perspective, 0:02:23.900 --> 0:02:25.660 cement is really there for a long time. 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:26.660 Really long time. 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:31.420 Well, look at this. And frozen. But cemented? I've just 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:33.940 been like, frozen, does things do melt? 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:35.080 Fermented in time. 0:02:35.340 --> 0:02:36.860 Yeah, that's probably most accurate. 0:02:36.980 --> 0:02:38.210 Anyway, look, I'm here. 0:02:38.370 --> 0:02:41.850 Auto-correct. Did you mean fermented? 0:02:43.530 --> 0:02:43.690 No. 0:02:43.910 --> 0:02:45.690 He used the word cement. 0:02:46.330 --> 0:02:47.430 Formaldehyde? 0:02:47.470 --> 0:02:50.390 You can graffiti over cement too, can't you, you know? 0:02:50.780 --> 0:02:54.730 What's something solid you can never destroy? Marble. I've marbled 0:02:54.790 --> 0:02:55.150 in time. 0:02:55.370 --> 0:02:57.750 Marble's good, isn't it? You think about all those ancient 0:02:57.790 --> 0:03:00.910 Greek statues. It's marble. They didn't use cement. They didn't 0:03:00.990 --> 0:03:03.390 have a lot of old Greek cement mixers, and they 0:03:03.410 --> 0:03:06.910 didn't have ye olde Greek bunnies to help them out. 0:03:06.930 --> 0:03:09.650 If only they had a Greek snack. 0:03:10.370 --> 0:03:11.650 I have taken us on a journey. 0:03:11.710 --> 0:03:12.370 I apologise. 0:03:12.420 --> 0:03:13.900 But I am feeling a lot better. I feel I 0:03:13.900 --> 0:03:15.530 had a little bit of sleep, which is good as well. 0:03:15.590 --> 0:03:17.460 So I'm back to normal programming. 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:18.639 Good news for all of us. 0:03:18.780 --> 0:03:20.400 Did you have the omelette on the way back? 0:03:21.640 --> 0:03:23.420 Don't pull that thread again. It didn't need to be 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:27.660 pulled yesterday. Eight minutes of omelette chat. The minced spinach, 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:29.120 the wilted spinach and the baked beans. 0:03:29.140 --> 0:03:29.720 Baked beans. 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:31.380 No, because it was a different flying time. So I 0:03:31.380 --> 0:03:33.860 actually had a beautiful, beautiful beef pass. 0:03:34.990 --> 0:03:36.650 Oh, glad we answered that question. 0:03:36.670 --> 0:03:38.810 Bake beans always work well on a fly. 0:03:38.830 --> 0:03:40.550 Please, team, team. 0:03:40.710 --> 0:03:43.060 I worked so hard to keep him in the pocket. 0:03:43.180 --> 0:03:49.620 He's cemented in time, guys. I'm thinking of Han Solo 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.220 in Star Wars when he gets frozen in carbonite. Is 0:03:52.260 --> 0:03:55.540 that you? I can't move on now. My mind is 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:58.460 frozen in time. How about the phrase frozen in time? 0:03:58.500 --> 0:04:01.200 Cemented in time. It's like a loop I keep coming 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:01.640 back to. 0:04:02.940 --> 0:04:03.810 I'm sorry to bring that up. 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:06.810 Anyway, let's all rate on a Wednesday, middle of the week. 0:04:07.450 --> 0:04:10.110 Let's rate our week so far. Patsy, out of five, 0:04:10.150 --> 0:04:10.990 how's your week so far? 0:04:11.110 --> 0:04:13.510 I'm really having a bad run lately, so I would 0:04:13.550 --> 0:04:16.409 have to give it a 1.5, and that's being really generous. 0:04:16.510 --> 0:04:19.240 I have an event coming up on Friday. Left it 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:20.440 to the last minute. 0:04:20.460 --> 0:04:20.880 Media lunch. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:24.239 Yes, I've got the Langham Ladies this Friday. The event 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:24.820 of the year. 0:04:24.860 --> 0:04:26.659 Oh, that's huge. 0:04:26.700 --> 0:04:28.040 Yes, it will be huge. 0:04:28.380 --> 0:04:28.979 It would be lovely. 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:31.460 But I've got this dress, and I need to get 0:04:31.500 --> 0:04:33.470 it altered. Like, the sleeve's way too long. I want 0:04:33.490 --> 0:04:34.590 it a little bit shorter. 0:04:34.610 --> 0:04:41.030 You want to look like you're cemented in time. That's 0:04:41.070 --> 0:04:43.390 the look this season at the races, ladies. You're out 0:04:43.410 --> 0:04:43.930 of here first. 0:04:44.850 --> 0:04:48.089 I go to this darling elderly Italian man locally, but 0:04:48.130 --> 0:04:50.450 he's away. He's gone back home to Italy for a bit. 0:04:50.830 --> 0:04:52.050 He's hiding. 0:04:52.090 --> 0:04:52.890 He's where he is. 0:04:52.990 --> 0:04:53.490 No, he's not. 0:04:53.510 --> 0:04:54.750 I give him a lot of business. 0:04:54.770 --> 0:04:59.549 Yeah, he's hiding. Has she gone? Bust me the bippy. 0:04:59.570 --> 0:05:02.830 I had to go somewhere else and, boy, did they 0:05:02.990 --> 0:05:05.960 see me coming. And I think they must have seen 0:05:05.980 --> 0:05:08.580 that I was desperate. No, not radio money. 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:09.440 Radio money. 0:05:09.460 --> 0:05:11.060 No, I've left to the last minute. 0:05:11.110 --> 0:05:15.550 Never been lower in value, radio money. Liz crashing on 0:05:15.570 --> 0:05:16.150 the NASDAQ. 0:05:17.910 --> 0:05:20.030 I said, listen, I need this back on Thursday. Is 0:05:20.050 --> 0:05:22.850 that possible? And she said, yes, it is, but it'll 0:05:22.890 --> 0:05:25.590 cost you. And I thought, oh, here we go. But 0:05:25.630 --> 0:05:28.530 I didn't expect her to say like 160 bucks to 0:05:28.570 --> 0:05:30.710 shorten some sleeves and a hem, but I was desperate. 0:05:30.730 --> 0:05:33.390 I had to pay it right. More than I paid 0:05:33.410 --> 0:05:35.690 for the dress. But anyway, I had to, because it's 0:05:35.710 --> 0:05:36.090 all I've. 0:05:35.990 --> 0:05:36.470 Got to wear. 0:05:36.550 --> 0:05:38.150 Oh, sure. More than you pay for the dress. Chuck 0:05:38.190 --> 0:05:41.690 another three zeros in there and we're somewhere near the truth, sister. 0:05:41.810 --> 0:05:45.469 No, we're near the truth, mister. But I can't wear 0:05:45.490 --> 0:05:47.590 what I wore last year. You can't wear the same thing. 0:05:47.610 --> 0:05:48.850 Who's going to? No one would know. 0:05:48.910 --> 0:05:49.620 Everyone would know. 0:05:49.630 --> 0:05:51.440 Who's keeping a log of these things? 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:53.700 No, you can't be wearing the same thing. 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.020 What about this one from two years ago? Rotate. 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:59.890 No rotation in this wardrobe on Derby Day Eve. Thank you. 0:06:00.350 --> 0:06:02.990 So anyway, they saw me coming and I really felt 0:06:03.130 --> 0:06:05.150 dirty when I walked back to the car. 0:06:05.190 --> 0:06:06.270 You've been stung. 0:06:06.490 --> 0:06:09.310 I don't believe that you were sucked into that. You 0:06:09.350 --> 0:06:11.310 should have shopped around. Oh, and I'm telling myself in 0:06:11.330 --> 0:06:13.330 my head, but you didn't have time to shop around. 0:06:13.350 --> 0:06:14.930 It's like, how am I going to tell my husband 0:06:14.950 --> 0:06:18.920 I've just paid $ 160 for these alterations? So he doesn't know. 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:22.280 He thinks they're like $ 60. 0:06:20.980 --> 0:06:24.620 I hear that you called producer Caitlin to rant off 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:25.370 about this. 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:27.510 I did, because we live in the same suburb. 0:06:27.530 --> 0:06:29.270 She must have thought, oh, finally, this is the first 0:06:29.290 --> 0:06:31.930 time Pat's ever called out the show. Oh, no way. 0:06:32.410 --> 0:06:34.030 It's about how we can use the show to attack 0:06:34.070 --> 0:06:39.230 this business. Small business. We're here for small businesses. I 0:06:39.230 --> 0:06:39.909 wanted to know. 0:06:39.830 --> 0:06:42.310 Where she went, because I went to the wrong place. 0:06:42.370 --> 0:06:44.310 The last we're ever going to hear, and that business 0:06:44.330 --> 0:06:46.470 is never going to hear. 0:06:47.230 --> 0:06:49.280 Oh, trust me, they'll be sleeping with the dresses come 0:06:49.310 --> 0:06:51.860 this weekend. Enjoy your $ 160. 0:06:51.500 --> 0:06:55.360 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:58.779 How is your week going so far? Text me. Rate 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:05.370 it out of five. 0-4-7-5-0-3-1-0-4-3. Rio, how's yours going so far? 0:07:05.570 --> 0:07:07.850 I had a troublesome week as well so far, Patsy. 0:07:07.890 --> 0:07:11.050 I'd say a two. I got home from the gym yesterday. 0:07:11.130 --> 0:07:13.740 My partner, Will, he's working from home. I come through 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:16.800 the door. The first thing I hear is just this 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:22.200 blood-curdling scream, like, I like he's being attacked or we've 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.080 been mugged or there's robbers or something. So I sprint 0:07:25.140 --> 0:07:28.800 into the back room only to see him completely fine. 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:32.180 But there is a small bird, like an Indian miner 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:36.440 in our lounge room. And at this point, it's not 0:07:36.500 --> 0:07:38.140 doing anything. It's just completely still. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:40.460 It's just birding it. It's just being a bird. 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:40.800 Exactly. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:43.080 It's probably freaking out as well. 0:07:43.180 --> 0:07:45.340 Yes, he was squawking more than the bird. 0:07:45.380 --> 0:07:48.860 No, more about how you've done the interior of that home. Like, who? Oh, 0:07:48.940 --> 0:07:51.720 my God. I thought gay guys were meant to have 0:07:51.740 --> 0:07:54.140 a little bit of taste. Maybe bird eye for the 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:57.370 gay guys. Oh, those traits, would that count, sir? 0:07:57.510 --> 0:07:57.750 No. 0:07:57.770 --> 0:07:58.350 I could. 0:07:59.970 --> 0:08:02.690 I could see a quiet admiration in the bird's eye. 0:08:03.290 --> 0:08:05.350 I'd like to do a bit of that in my nest. 0:08:05.590 --> 0:08:07.930 That's actually that green with that orange. 0:08:08.010 --> 0:08:08.670 Interesting. 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:12.800 But then I realized, I said, Will, you go away. 0:08:12.820 --> 0:08:15.170 I'll deal with it. But then I realized they don't 0:08:15.190 --> 0:08:17.690 actually teach you at school how to. 0:08:17.650 --> 0:08:20.250 Deal with getting a bird out of the house. No, 0:08:20.310 --> 0:08:21.790 nor should they. You should just know. 0:08:21.810 --> 0:08:23.310 Well, how would you get a bird out of the house? 0:08:23.330 --> 0:08:25.180 I'd look for a shoebox or something like that, place 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.920 it over the bird. Trust me, I've got several birds 0:08:29.020 --> 0:08:31.260 out of the house. The worst one was when my 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:33.480 cat Larry brought one in and had it in its mouth. 0:08:34.420 --> 0:08:36.020 He did not want to give it to me. And 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:38.610 it had been going around my home office. There was 0:08:38.750 --> 0:08:43.220 crap everywhere. I literally mean bird poo everywhere. Feathers everywhere. Oh, 0:08:43.250 --> 0:08:43.829 my goodness. 0:08:43.849 --> 0:08:44.769 Like a Jackson Pollock. 0:08:44.829 --> 0:08:46.489 Yeah. I had to scream, Larry. 0:08:46.989 --> 0:08:47.549 Larry! 0:08:49.010 --> 0:08:52.479 And he had bloodlust. This was his greatest day ever. 0:08:52.979 --> 0:08:55.760 He's a slow old fat cat. He finally managed to 0:08:55.859 --> 0:08:59.640 fall on some poor bird. Drag it indoors. Slam the 0:08:59.699 --> 0:09:02.260 door in my office and go to town on it. 0:09:02.300 --> 0:09:04.520 It was like a Tarantino movie. Oh, my goodness. My 0:09:04.599 --> 0:09:08.269 wife was screaming. She has a terrible fear of birds 0:09:08.309 --> 0:09:11.709 in the house. She once woke me up one afternoon screaming. 0:09:12.089 --> 0:09:13.929 I was like, Chris, Chris, there's a bird. Please can 0:09:13.949 --> 0:09:15.150 you go and get a bird out of the kitchen? 0:09:15.609 --> 0:09:17.449 I got this bird out of the kitchen. Then she went, 0:09:17.929 --> 0:09:19.309 do you know what? I think that was my late 0:09:19.349 --> 0:09:23.170 grandmother coming back to see me. But then why did 0:09:23.189 --> 0:09:25.829 you get me to throw it out? Why don't you 0:09:25.849 --> 0:09:27.020 have a cup of tea and sit down and have 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:28.939 a chat with your late nana? 0:09:29.780 --> 0:09:30.620 Why throw her out? 0:09:32.219 --> 0:09:34.660 So yeah, I've had to get rid of it. But 0:09:34.699 --> 0:09:36.859 you don't have a shoe box. You don't have a shoe. 0:09:36.900 --> 0:09:40.380 It's so hard. Shut the doors. Shut the doors, open 0:09:40.420 --> 0:09:40.880 a window. 0:09:40.900 --> 0:09:42.579 I opened every single door. 0:09:42.599 --> 0:09:44.679 I shut the one door that went to our house, 0:09:44.719 --> 0:09:46.639 but I thought the bird would be smart enough. 0:09:46.459 --> 0:09:49.539 To just usher itself out. And what they will do, 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:52.240 they will calm down for a moment and just hunker 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.880 down and start to use that bird's sonar. 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:57.750 Yeah, I was expecting it to do that, but literally 0:09:57.770 --> 0:10:00.189 probably 10 minutes went by and it wasn't making any progress. 0:10:00.209 --> 0:10:02.450 So I Googled how to get rid of a bird. 0:10:02.489 --> 0:10:04.689 It said, make a trail of bird seed. 0:10:04.849 --> 0:10:07.609 Oh yeah, we all have that job in the pantry. 0:10:07.809 --> 0:10:11.189 What I did have though, was caramelized figs. Oh, my God. 0:10:11.290 --> 0:10:16.380 Bloody hell. Who the hell has caramelized figs? 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:17.780 Caramelized figs. 0:10:17.819 --> 0:10:21.170 That's a tough with your afternoon tea. 0:10:21.199 --> 0:10:24.579 Tell me you're from Sydney without telling me you're from Sydney. 0:10:24.620 --> 0:10:27.819 You have at your disposal caramelized figs. 0:10:29.349 --> 0:10:31.469 I'm not sure which of Sarah's relatives it was, but 0:10:31.489 --> 0:10:33.589 it loved the bloody caramelized figs. 0:10:33.689 --> 0:10:35.389 And it actually made a trail and it went out and. 0:10:35.349 --> 0:10:35.740 It took it. 0:10:35.929 --> 0:10:37.529 Now you've made a very big mistake. 0:10:37.630 --> 0:10:38.150 What do you mean? 0:10:38.189 --> 0:10:41.119 That thing will be back with mates. Oh, for more fix. No, no, no. 0:10:41.219 --> 0:10:43.059 Once it gets there, go, lads, lads, lads, have I 0:10:43.079 --> 0:10:45.280 got a story about the two guys living together there? 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:49.260 They've got caramelized fix. Come on, no, you're shitting me. No, no, no, 0:10:49.300 --> 0:10:52.699 no way, no way. And how they've done the interior 0:10:52.719 --> 0:10:56.089 is disgusting. It's a mess. 0:10:56.609 --> 0:10:59.270 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:10:59.929 --> 0:11:02.709 Got a great email yesterday. Yesterday on the show, the 0:11:02.790 --> 0:11:07.309 word perturbance. One of our listeners put in a message 0:11:07.349 --> 0:11:11.990 to us to be perturbed. Then I see an email 0:11:12.030 --> 0:11:15.429 from one of our listeners, from a podcast listener, and 0:11:15.469 --> 0:11:18.569 the subject heading was perturbance. Good day, Christian. I listen 0:11:18.589 --> 0:11:23.199 to the podcast daily each afternoon whilst walking on my treadmill. Today, 0:11:23.239 --> 0:11:25.559 I'm slightly perturbed by the changes that seem to be 0:11:25.599 --> 0:11:29.459 happening to the podcast every Monday. I haven't heard the 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:32.800 phrase instant Hall of Famer for weeks, but I understand 0:11:32.819 --> 0:11:37.199 you're still doing the feature. Yeah, listen, I'm very sorry, podcasters. Basically, 0:11:37.239 --> 0:11:39.740 this radio station is too tight to pay for the license. 0:11:40.199 --> 0:11:42.459 So we can no longer play your song clips anymore. 0:11:43.099 --> 0:11:47.059 That's exactly what's happened here. Anything with any song clips. 0:11:47.130 --> 0:11:49.029 So yeah, it has to be only those sort of 0:11:49.189 --> 0:11:51.910 fake YouTube copyright free music. 0:11:52.689 --> 0:11:55.149 So I'm happy though, if you are upset about this 0:11:55.410 --> 0:11:59.059 and like Steve perturbed to send it to you illegally, um, 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:01.920 I've got some old cassettes. I'm having to do a 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:03.959 bit of illegal home taping and then shove it in 0:12:03.979 --> 0:12:06.559 the post to you. Okay. On a Monday, I'm happy 0:12:06.579 --> 0:12:09.760 just to home tape it. Um, Christian, this is from 0:12:09.780 --> 0:12:12.339 the same guy, Steve. He's got a new fun game 0:12:12.380 --> 0:12:15.160 for us. Got a suggestion for a new competition. Guess 0:12:15.199 --> 0:12:18.479 how many times intern Pete says sorry or my apologies 0:12:18.969 --> 0:12:22.189 on each show. I tried to do it yesterday. Lost 0:12:22.229 --> 0:12:25.269 count after about 30. I'm going to go back to 0:12:25.290 --> 0:12:27.749 my walking now, Christian, on the treadmill. That's from Steve. 0:12:28.089 --> 0:12:29.730 I think, look, the thing you have to understand is 0:12:30.540 --> 0:12:35.219 Pete is a rescue presenter. He came from a very 0:12:35.359 --> 0:12:38.699 tough place we got him from and his previous owner's 0:12:39.170 --> 0:12:42.429 had not treated him well. They would roll up a newspaper, 0:12:42.510 --> 0:12:44.760 I don't want to go into any more. And so 0:12:44.959 --> 0:12:47.939 hence why he... He doesn't need to apologise, but his 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:49.760 previous owners demanded them dating. 0:12:49.839 --> 0:12:50.780 Yes, that's true. 0:12:51.260 --> 0:12:52.980 I remember on one of his first days here, he 0:12:53.059 --> 0:12:55.499 asked Pete if he could get a referee's top just 0:12:55.540 --> 0:12:56.359 for a video. 0:12:56.599 --> 0:12:59.009 And he wasn't able to get it. And Pete was so. 0:12:59.030 --> 0:12:59.609 Sleepless night. 0:12:59.729 --> 0:13:00.829 Sleepless night. 0:13:01.069 --> 0:13:02.290 He said he spent like five. 0:13:02.109 --> 0:13:04.449 Or six hours... There was some sort of sweaty, clammy 0:13:04.469 --> 0:13:06.650 apology before the show that actually confused me. 0:13:06.969 --> 0:13:08.130 I said, Pete, it doesn't matter. 0:13:08.150 --> 0:13:10.089 I said, none of that lot. Goodness knows they could 0:13:10.130 --> 0:13:12.229 have done with a few apologies over the years. Take 0:13:12.250 --> 0:13:14.170 a leaf out there, but they give zero Fs. 0:13:16.449 --> 0:13:18.030 I am a bit of a sorry person. I try 0:13:18.069 --> 0:13:20.129 not to be because I suppose, you know. 0:13:20.390 --> 0:13:21.390 You're safe now, Peter. 0:13:21.410 --> 0:13:25.069 You're cemented in time. We're cemented in time, my friend. 0:13:25.140 --> 0:13:27.759 I'm cementing in my head now not to say sorry 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:29.860 by the end of the show at all, okay, or 0:13:30.079 --> 0:13:31.939 just in general. That's a big thing I'm going to 0:13:31.979 --> 0:13:34.459 do now. By the way, Patsy, have you paid the 0:13:34.459 --> 0:13:37.800 $ 160 for your dress yet? Yeah, why? 0:13:37.859 --> 0:13:39.039 You reckon you could do it? 0:13:39.329 --> 0:13:40.609 I can do alterations, so yes. 0:13:40.709 --> 0:13:41.569 Are you serious? 0:13:41.589 --> 0:13:42.410 I literally can do alterations. 0:13:42.429 --> 0:13:43.530 You really are a Swiss army knight. 0:13:43.550 --> 0:13:46.010 In a previous life, you're an alterations person. 0:13:46.030 --> 0:13:48.109 Yep, I did a full course on it. Fun fact 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:50.300 for you, you cannot bring a sewing machine on check-on, 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:51.779 just so you're aware, on a plane. 0:13:51.819 --> 0:13:52.819 Well, they're pretty heavy. 0:13:53.099 --> 0:13:56.439 Who would? Well, I tried to once, and you can't. 0:13:56.540 --> 0:13:58.859 So I was going from Sydney to Melbourne. 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:00.639 With a sewing machine? 0:14:00.660 --> 0:14:02.080 With a sewing machine, yeah, because I've got a nice 0:14:02.099 --> 0:14:02.640 Janome one. 0:14:03.079 --> 0:14:03.840 Oh, very nice. 0:14:03.859 --> 0:14:06.189 What do you reckon of your Bernina range? 0:14:07.030 --> 0:14:10.839 Oh, they are good. A little outdated sometimes. 0:14:10.859 --> 0:14:12.280 That's what I learned at school, Lomp. 0:14:12.599 --> 0:14:13.800 You learned to sew at school? 0:14:13.839 --> 0:14:15.439 Yeah, we all had to. Yeah, we had to do textiles. 0:14:15.459 --> 0:14:16.630 It was part of home economics. I think it was 0:14:16.650 --> 0:14:17.059 a great thing. 0:14:17.339 --> 0:14:20.150 I actually was kicked out of the sewing class in 0:14:20.229 --> 0:14:22.530 year eight, unfortunately, because there was two other guys over 0:14:22.550 --> 0:14:25.080 the other room, and it was like we both had– 0:14:25.150 --> 0:14:27.770 everyone had to make a pair of boxing shorts, and. 0:14:27.750 --> 0:14:31.290 We and my friend– We had to repair some socks. 0:14:31.590 --> 0:14:32.970 Me and my best mate, James, he thought it would 0:14:32.989 --> 0:14:34.690 be funny. There was two other guys over the other side. 0:14:34.810 --> 0:14:37.060 We swapped their foot pedals around. So one guy was 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:38.580 wondering why his machine wasn't working. 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.779 It's early jackass. It's early jackass. 0:14:41.420 --> 0:14:43.620 One guy was wondering why his machine wasn't working and 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.480 the other guy was wondering why his machine was going 0:14:45.620 --> 0:14:48.160 absolutely ballistic and ruining all his stuff. 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:52.999 It's a good school break. You get instant folklore status 0:14:53.020 --> 0:14:54.420 with some of that, don't you? Forever. 0:14:55.580 --> 0:14:56.900 But I'm a better sewer now anyway. 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:57.760 Well, I failed it. 0:14:57.859 --> 0:14:58.619 I failed sewing. 0:15:00.609 --> 0:15:02.320 Great, and that's where that break went. 0:15:02.359 --> 0:15:03.700 That was terrible. 0:15:03.940 --> 0:15:06.380 You think, Stephen, that treadmill's perturbed about no time of waste. 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.040 You wait till you hear about this time of waste. Now, Pete, 0:15:09.100 --> 0:15:10.440 how's your week going so far? 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:12.830 Week's going, I'm going to say, five out of five. 0:15:12.870 --> 0:15:14.830 I'm having a really fun time being up in the air, 0:15:14.850 --> 0:15:16.470 but then I realised last night I sort of did 0:15:16.489 --> 0:15:19.389 the math that I've actually been in the air more 0:15:19.430 --> 0:15:22.710 than I've been on the ground. in the last three days. 0:15:23.590 --> 0:15:27.210 How is that possible? In a 24-hour day, you flew 0:15:27.290 --> 0:15:30.489 to the Gold Coast back on Sunday. That's a small 0:15:30.550 --> 0:15:32.749 section of your pie chart of that day. Then you 0:15:32.790 --> 0:15:35.869 went to Auckland, which is a three-hour flight. So you've 0:15:35.950 --> 0:15:38.600 been the overwhelming majority of your time has been on 0:15:38.620 --> 0:15:38.999 the ground. 0:15:39.020 --> 0:15:43.220 I actually meant to say more time at airports. But 0:15:44.140 --> 0:15:46.299 I'm not going to say the S word, okay? I'm 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:49.729 just going to say whoopsie-doo. I didn't mean to say. 0:15:49.780 --> 0:15:52.739 Say any words. Whoopsie doo. 0:15:54.500 --> 0:15:56.100 I made a boo-boo. You know what I'm saying. 0:15:56.380 --> 0:15:56.540 Yeah. 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.460 Yes. Anyway, so I've spent more time at airports than 0:15:59.479 --> 0:16:03.300 I have in my everyday life. Again, that sounded so 0:16:03.340 --> 0:16:05.280 much better when I said that in my head. But anyway, 0:16:05.340 --> 0:16:07.159 I just thought that my week is going great. 0:16:07.180 --> 0:16:08.760 Yeah, but I'll tell you what, though. No wonder you're 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.379 5 out of 5. You've been on the first two 0:16:11.979 --> 0:16:14.560 flights out of the new Western Sydney Airport. 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:14.979 Yeah. 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:16.680 First domestic one, first international. 0:16:16.900 --> 0:16:19.350 Yep, and it's been a really big moment, historic moment, 0:16:19.430 --> 0:16:21.220 and I'm going to do another historic moment today, I 0:16:21.239 --> 0:16:23.739 just realized. I'm actually going on a virgin flight. where 0:16:23.780 --> 0:16:27.039 I'm going to try their brand-new hot chips. Oh, I 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:31.499 saw that. Watch this. Virgin Australia have launched. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.150 Anything can get on the news in this country. What 0:16:34.210 --> 0:16:37.149 do you mean chips on a flight? Oh, it was 0:16:37.170 --> 0:16:39.010 on the news. Get ready to be on our news 0:16:39.050 --> 0:16:41.210 in a couple of minutes. 0:16:41.229 --> 0:16:43.489 It's big news for Virgin Australia. They've got a hot 0:16:43.790 --> 0:16:46.370