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Speaker 2: I got myself into a real pickle, Laura by choosing
Speaker 2: the fiance.
Speaker 3: That I have.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's great, He's writing the People's Fine.
Speaker 2: So my fiance is German. Well he's Swiss, but he
Speaker 2: speaks Swiss, German and German. So I've been trying to
Speaker 2: learn German. It is so hard. I've essentially given up.
Speaker 1: You have been trying to learn German for two years,
Speaker 1: and I don't I didn't want to insult you, but
Speaker 1: I don't think you've made any progress or However, I
Speaker 1: find it quite funny because you're the first person to
Speaker 1: pick on Ben when he says something wrong in English.
Speaker 4: He's fifth language, but he.
Speaker 1: Speaks literally six different languages.
Speaker 2: He speaks five languages, and I have so much satisfaction
Speaker 2: when he gets a word wrong.
Speaker 1: But I don't give him a hard time. I just
Speaker 1: couldn't laugh at him. The audacity that you have to
Speaker 1: correct him in his English speaking when he can speak everything.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent, and I understand what that says about me.
Speaker 3: He did right. I did have a giggle.
Speaker 4: It's really cute. His English is amazing. I cannot falter it.
Speaker 4: But sometimes English is hard to write and read.
Speaker 2: But yes, say, he did write to me and he
Speaker 2: said he had a toasty for lunch and he wrote
Speaker 2: t ow stie and I thought that was really cute
Speaker 2: toasty but that's how.
Speaker 4: It sounds right anyway. So he now lives in Italy.
Speaker 2: So I just went to Italy and now I've realized
Speaker 2: that I.
Speaker 4: Need to learn Italian.
Speaker 3: It's a new language. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I went over there, and I did have a
Speaker 2: few mishaps with not being able to understand what I
Speaker 2: was buying. So my sister and her partner also came
Speaker 2: over and they had their little baby, Maya, who's ten
Speaker 2: months old. And I went to the supermarkets to get
Speaker 2: some things, and my sister asked me to also get
Speaker 2: some baby food and I was like, yeah, cool, And
Speaker 2: I was like what does she have and she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: just get.
Speaker 4: The No, She's like, get some of.
Speaker 2: Those because it's easy, right, like the yoga pouches that
Speaker 2: come with a swivel top. You squeeze them out like
Speaker 2: you all know those yoga pouches that.
Speaker 3: Is literally Rafferty's oh is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't have a kid.
Speaker 3: I don't know the names.
Speaker 4: Sorry, and this is not sponsored Lauren.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's it's just the one that I used to buy. Okay.
Speaker 4: So anyway, I got some other stuff ben too.
Speaker 3: So fast forward.
Speaker 2: I go to my sisters to give her the baby food,
Speaker 2: and I'm in charge of feeding the baby because I'm
Speaker 2: you know, I'm like taking all the time I can
Speaker 2: with my niece.
Speaker 4: I'm like, do I want to have this soon? Do
Speaker 4: orant my own child? Let's let's see.
Speaker 2: So I opened the yo yet my sister's like a
Speaker 2: couple of meters away, and I go to squeeze out
Speaker 2: and I was like, that doesn't.
Speaker 4: Look right, and my sister looks over she goes. I
Speaker 4: was like, is this what this is supposed to look like?
Speaker 4: And she's like, what the hell is that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I go down and sniff it.
Speaker 3: Dog food.
Speaker 4: I got a squeezy pouch of dog.
Speaker 2: Food that I was about to feed my ten month
Speaker 2: old niece.
Speaker 3: Catfood would have been worse, e white dish smell it.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe it was cat food.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was some kind of pet food. But in my defense,
Speaker 2: it was quite like neutral packaging. And then there was
Speaker 2: just like this really fine line art drawing of what
Speaker 2: turned out to be an animal's face in a bottom corner.
Speaker 1: I don't think that this is something that is like
Speaker 1: specific to being in another country. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you remember this, Bree. It was a long time ago now,
Speaker 1: but I got sent I have a dog. I do
Speaker 1: I have a dog. I got sent a beautiful package
Speaker 1: of what were little doughnut biscuits, and like it was
Speaker 1: obviously from a very organic brand, made very naturally. It
Speaker 1: looked like something that you could have picked up at
Speaker 1: the farmer's markets. And they were these cute little doughnut biscuits.
Speaker 1: I had icing on top, and they were in little
Speaker 1: individual bags. And my nephew at the time came over,
Speaker 1: he was about four, and I gave it to him.
Speaker 1: Didn't read the packaging, didn't pay any attention to it,
Speaker 1: and I handed him dog biscuits, of which he ate
Speaker 1: all of them, which so at least I took it
Speaker 1: one step further. You ended it before it could have
Speaker 1: gotten worse. But like, you know what, he's never had
Speaker 1: nicer biscuits. To be fair, he's say immaculate.
Speaker 4: His hair was so shiny. Male's amazing.
Speaker 2: I think my sister thinks I can't be in charge
Speaker 2: of looking after myyer anymore, because then I went to
Speaker 2: make his coffees. This is the same day from the
Speaker 2: same shop, went to make his coffees, and I went
Speaker 2: to pour in, like the long life milk into.
Speaker 4: The coffee chicken stock, because it.
Speaker 2: Both It just comes in the exact same I don't
Speaker 2: like it. You know those like cardboard cartons. It comes
Speaker 2: in the same thing. And I can't read Italian.
Speaker 3: It's weird that one of them has a picture of
Speaker 3: a chicken on the front.
Speaker 1: But like, you would never guess that they didn't just
Speaker 1: milk a chicken in Italy anyway.
Speaker 2: It was chicken stock, so obviously canned that and canned
Speaker 2: the baby food.
Speaker 4: Mine did not eat the baby food.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, what am I gonna do?
Speaker 2: How am I ever going to go and live over
Speaker 2: there successfully if I can't read anything.
Speaker 3: No, just smell things before you take really a stance.
Speaker 3: I did. That's how I knew it was chicken stock.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is really salty.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe you just need to let Ben
Speaker 1: be in charge of everything from now on.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't let him hears it