WEBVTT - MINI: Britt almost fed WHAT to her niece? 

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<v Speaker 1>I heard podcasts heem More Kiss podcast playlist and listen

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<v Speaker 2>I got myself into a real pickle, Laura by choosing

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<v Speaker 2>the fiance.

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<v Speaker 3>That I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's great, He's writing the People's Fine.

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<v Speaker 2>So my fiance is German. Well he's Swiss, but he

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<v Speaker 2>speaks Swiss, German and German. So I've been trying to

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<v Speaker 2>learn German. It is so hard. I've essentially given up.

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<v Speaker 1>You have been trying to learn German for two years,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't I didn't want to insult you, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you've made any progress or However, I

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<v Speaker 1>find it quite funny because you're the first person to

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<v Speaker 1>pick on Ben when he says something wrong in English.

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<v Speaker 4>He's fifth language, but he.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaks literally six different languages.

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<v Speaker 2>He speaks five languages, and I have so much satisfaction

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<v Speaker 2>when he gets a word wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't give him a hard time. I just

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't laugh at him. The audacity that you have to

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<v Speaker 1>correct him in his English speaking when he can speak everything.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred percent, and I understand what that says about me.

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<v Speaker 3>He did right. I did have a giggle.

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<v Speaker 4>It's really cute. His English is amazing. I cannot falter it.

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<v Speaker 4>But sometimes English is hard to write and read.

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<v Speaker 2>But yes, say, he did write to me and he

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<v Speaker 2>said he had a toasty for lunch and he wrote

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<v Speaker 2>t ow stie and I thought that was really cute

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<v Speaker 2>toasty but that's how.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds right anyway. So he now lives in Italy.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just went to Italy and now I've realized

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<v Speaker 2>that I.

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<v Speaker 4>Need to learn Italian.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a new language. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went over there, and I did have a

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<v Speaker 2>few mishaps with not being able to understand what I

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<v Speaker 2>was buying. So my sister and her partner also came

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<v Speaker 2>over and they had their little baby, Maya, who's ten

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<v Speaker 2>months old. And I went to the supermarkets to get

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<v Speaker 2>some things, and my sister asked me to also get

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<v Speaker 2>some baby food and I was like, yeah, cool, And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like what does she have and she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>just get.

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<v Speaker 4>The No, She's like, get some of.

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<v Speaker 2>Those because it's easy, right, like the yoga pouches that

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<v Speaker 2>come with a swivel top. You squeeze them out like

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<v Speaker 2>you all know those yoga pouches that.

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<v Speaker 3>Is literally Rafferty's oh is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I don't have a kid.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know the names.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, and this is not sponsored Lauren.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, it's it's just the one that I used to buy. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So anyway, I got some other stuff ben too.

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<v Speaker 3>So fast forward.

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<v Speaker 2>I go to my sisters to give her the baby food,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm in charge of feeding the baby because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm like taking all the time I can

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<v Speaker 2>with my niece.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, do I want to have this soon? Do

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<v Speaker 4>orant my own child? Let's let's see.

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<v Speaker 2>So I opened the yo yet my sister's like a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of meters away, and I go to squeeze out

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, that doesn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Look right, and my sister looks over she goes. I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, is this what this is supposed to look like?

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<v Speaker 4>And she's like, what the hell is that?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I go down and sniff it.

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<v Speaker 3>Dog food.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a squeezy pouch of dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Food that I was about to feed my ten month

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<v Speaker 2>old niece.

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<v Speaker 3>Catfood would have been worse, e white dish smell it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, maybe it was cat food.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It was some kind of pet food. But in my defense,

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<v Speaker 2>it was quite like neutral packaging. And then there was

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<v Speaker 2>just like this really fine line art drawing of what

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<v Speaker 2>turned out to be an animal's face in a bottom corner.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that this is something that is like

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<v Speaker 1>specific to being in another country. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you remember this, Bree. It was a long time ago now,

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<v Speaker 1>but I got sent I have a dog. I do

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<v Speaker 1>I have a dog. I got sent a beautiful package

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<v Speaker 1>of what were little doughnut biscuits, and like it was

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<v Speaker 1>obviously from a very organic brand, made very naturally. It

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<v Speaker 1>looked like something that you could have picked up at

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<v Speaker 1>the farmer's markets. And they were these cute little doughnut biscuits.

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<v Speaker 1>I had icing on top, and they were in little

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<v Speaker 1>individual bags. And my nephew at the time came over,

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<v Speaker 1>he was about four, and I gave it to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't read the packaging, didn't pay any attention to it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I handed him dog biscuits, of which he ate

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<v Speaker 1>all of them, which so at least I took it

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<v Speaker 1>one step further. You ended it before it could have

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<v Speaker 1>gotten worse. But like, you know what, he's never had

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<v Speaker 1>nicer biscuits. To be fair, he's say immaculate.

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<v Speaker 4>His hair was so shiny. Male's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think my sister thinks I can't be in charge

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<v Speaker 2>of looking after myyer anymore, because then I went to

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<v Speaker 2>make his coffees. This is the same day from the

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<v Speaker 2>same shop, went to make his coffees, and I went

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<v Speaker 2>to pour in, like the long life milk into.

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<v Speaker 4>The coffee chicken stock, because it.

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<v Speaker 2>Both It just comes in the exact same I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like it. You know those like cardboard cartons. It comes

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<v Speaker 2>in the same thing. And I can't read Italian.

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<v Speaker 3>It's weird that one of them has a picture of

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<v Speaker 3>a chicken on the front.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, you would never guess that they didn't just

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<v Speaker 1>milk a chicken in Italy anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>It was chicken stock, so obviously canned that and canned

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<v Speaker 2>the baby food.

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<v Speaker 4>Mine did not eat the baby food.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm like, what am I gonna do?

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<v Speaker 2>How am I ever going to go and live over

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<v Speaker 2>there successfully if I can't read anything.

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<v Speaker 3>No, just smell things before you take really a stance.

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<v Speaker 3>I did. That's how I knew it was chicken stock.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, this is really salty.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like maybe you just need to let Ben

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<v Speaker 1>be in charge of everything from now on.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, don't let him hears it