Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast air.
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Speaker 3: I had an Italian ghost. I thought, all right, we're
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Speaker 4: patrinad morning, good morning Jack Post.
Speaker 3: Good to see you guys, good.
Speaker 4: Strong start from Jack. He's unsure whether you can hear us,
Speaker 4: see us or both, or he's combined both those words.
Speaker 4: To see you, to see a nice team.
Speaker 3: Good to hear from you guys.
Speaker 4: Lovely to hear you once again, everybody, Patsy, tell us
Speaker 4: about your standoff yesterday.
Speaker 5: Then ah, so I had to go into Williamstown. We
Speaker 5: bought ords a new bike.
Speaker 6: And I had to.
Speaker 5: That was actually my throat. I had a coughing and
Speaker 5: text can I got it? Can I just put that
Speaker 5: into perspective. I just had a massive coughing fit. When
Speaker 5: that promo was on.
Speaker 4: I thought there was somebody on this conversation that's a
Speaker 4: great Sorry, very old people, to stop it. What you're
Speaker 4: doing you're going to baby bird your breakfast up all
Speaker 4: over the desk today.
Speaker 5: I have tears coming down my eyes. I was having
Speaker 5: a massive coughing fit.
Speaker 4: You need a glass of water.
Speaker 5: I'll be fine.
Speaker 4: So Let's boy is happy to hear us.
Speaker 5: To apologize as I was saying, I had to go
Speaker 5: and you.
Speaker 4: Need a glass of water.
Speaker 5: I'm fine, thank you. I had to go into Williamstown yesterday.
Speaker 4: We bought just a thought decent people.
Speaker 5: No, I was going fus.
Speaker 4: Singling bread around here. Christas, I don't feel comfortable here.
Speaker 4: None of these people are related, said I can't really.
Speaker 5: Oh, I had to go into Williamstown in Ferguson Street
Speaker 5: and they've got in Ferguson's.
Speaker 4: Stone, you know, fergus get one of those stories where
Speaker 4: it gets a real were you at the west end
Speaker 4: or the.
Speaker 5: Street Ferguson Street because they have that weird median center
Speaker 5: strip parking where everyone parks in the middle.
Speaker 4: Of the road by the butchers.
Speaker 5: I don't know if there's a butcher.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 5: I think we need to start this morning all over again. Anyway,
Speaker 5: so I had to park there, but as I was
Speaker 5: coming up, I had my right indicator on because there
Speaker 5: was a spare park. So I was turning. I was
Speaker 5: sort of driving towards the water in the left lane,
Speaker 5: right indicator on to go into the park. There was
Speaker 5: a spare park in the middle of the road. However,
Speaker 5: there was an elderly gentleman in a big, flashy land
Speaker 5: cruiser on the other side, on the opposite side of
Speaker 5: the road. He was also trying to dab.
Speaker 3: Yeah, same thing can happen in the city.
Speaker 4: Ye, yes, I know what you mean. Now you've got
Speaker 4: that middle strip like a no, man, it is like
Speaker 4: a Switzerland And who can land that plane there?
Speaker 7: It is?
Speaker 5: Anyway. I looked at him, and he looked very steely
Speaker 5: and determined, and he had I presume his wife in
Speaker 5: the passenger seat.
Speaker 4: I thought, one presumes or is that a prostitute?
Speaker 5: No? No, no, And I thought, you know what, I
Speaker 5: just haven't got it in me to even have a
Speaker 5: face off over this. I'm going to let him have
Speaker 5: the park and I'll find another one. But it's hard.
Speaker 5: It's that is it like a standoff of who gives
Speaker 5: in first as to who gets the park.
Speaker 3: That's a very unpatrina way for.
Speaker 5: The I know, isn't it. Maybe I'm mellowing.
Speaker 4: In my mouth. I think this is because you've not
Speaker 4: been well this week. If you were one hundred percent,
Speaker 4: you're shunting him out the way into that into that
Speaker 4: river behind him. That is the last any sorry old
Speaker 4: when you go shop it by that butcher's focus and
Speaker 4: never return with that lady we can only presume was
Speaker 4: his wife.
Speaker 5: So I let him have it. I thought, oh, that's
Speaker 5: all right. You haven't got much time left on this earth.
Speaker 5: You might as well have fucking wow.
Speaker 4: There we go. Good morning everybody. You're still listening. Happy
Speaker 4: to hear your listeners, Happy to hear you.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Slight mass to slice the top of my finger off right.
Speaker 4: It's only a small cup, but it wouldn't stop bleed.
Speaker 4: While I was cooking dinner last night, we get this thing.
Speaker 4: I think you had it for a while, jab Marley spoon, Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You get a box once a week and they've got
Speaker 4: a couple of meals in there, and it's basically bags.
Speaker 4: You empty out the bag, tip it down. It's got
Speaker 4: all the it's kind of idioproof you have empty at
Speaker 4: the bag. It's got all the ingredients. In there, like
Speaker 4: where you need two onions, some garlic and it's all
Speaker 4: in there. Anyway, yesterday these instructions were this chicken cat's
Speaker 4: who carry that I was making for. Everyone said that
Speaker 4: I needed to do something called Julien the carrots. Now
Speaker 4: I don't even know what that means. I think it
Speaker 4: means great the carrots.
Speaker 3: I thought Julian was long strips.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, so I thought, well, we don't have a
Speaker 4: Julien obviously to hand in the house. I just used
Speaker 4: the cheese grater. Anyway. I thought with a carrot you
Speaker 4: could really start just going down the side of it.
Speaker 4: Didn't realize slice, Oh my god, what there's a flipping
Speaker 4: gratitut the anger, Patsy. This is a noise or throat
Speaker 4: made earlier.
Speaker 5: Do we have to reply it?
Speaker 4: No? No? Yes? Wait do we have to hear it
Speaker 4: first time? Secret sound calling and unlocked ten thousand big one?
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Speaker 3: My guess is Christian's finger coming off?
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Speaker 4: This week and Halloween, I've been on search for good
Speaker 4: good to the point ghost stories. Can we do three days?
Speaker 4: I don't know, but yesterday and the day before that's
Speaker 4: some really really great ghost stories. We've got some of
Speaker 4: your emails. Now. You can almost ewail the show whenever
Speaker 4: you want, whenever it suits you want anything, you know,
Speaker 4: just talking about whether it's an old podcast or whatever.
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au comes to
Speaker 4: me late, all right, teen, do we want some more
Speaker 4: ghost stories? A strange haunting in someone's better other than
Speaker 4: I always say, patsy, okay, ALIGHTI hey, Christian, I once
Speaker 4: heard our ghost open the back door for me and
Speaker 4: it would always take my geodrant cans and even took
Speaker 4: our tub of fairy floss quite sort of specific, sort
Speaker 4: of tarkit to in there, Christian, I locked myself out
Speaker 4: and had to lee to pick up my girlfriend from
Speaker 4: the barn doors. In a panic, I checked all the
Speaker 4: doors and windows, then went back to the back door
Speaker 4: and checked it. It was locked, so I even kicked
Speaker 4: it and it was still lot went back to the
Speaker 4: front door, the back to the back door again and
Speaker 4: it was wide open. Woo comes from Jason. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much, Christian. I tried to work cool yesterday morning.
Speaker 4: I'm a real estate agent in the Werribee earlier shout
Speaker 4: out to well Weerribee. In two thousand and nine, I
Speaker 4: did an open house inspanson. I bet, I bet they
Speaker 4: got some amazing stories real estate agents. I did an
Speaker 4: open home inspansion of property which was vacant and there
Speaker 4: was an estate cell following the owner's passing. On opening
Speaker 4: of the property and walking through towards the back of
Speaker 4: it and the back door, a vivid image and of
Speaker 4: an old lady appeared about a foot from my face.
Speaker 4: I promptly some capitals on our friend rob'zemo here. I
Speaker 4: promptly turned on my heel and returned running to the
Speaker 4: front door. The house standing outside. The home was quickly
Speaker 4: sold and the around six months later, are bumped into
Speaker 4: the buyer on asking how the house Renna was going
Speaker 4: and whether they'd felt any strange presence at the home.
Speaker 4: Things you don't want to hear from they got that
Speaker 4: sold it to you. A presence means only one thing.
Speaker 4: Reason reno is one question following up about the presence,
Speaker 4: It's going to terrify anyone, even if they hadn't experienced anything.
Speaker 4: She replied, Oh, Jimmy, and the old lady's fair face
Speaker 4: and the hairs in the back of my neck stood up,
Speaker 4: as it does every time I recount the story, Christian
Speaker 4: and I now never go inside haunted look at homes.
Speaker 4: I send the young juniors here to do that. That's wrong.
Speaker 3: Is there some kind of rule or law? And where
Speaker 3: am I remembering this from? Where you have to disclose
Speaker 3: if there's ghosts in the building.
Speaker 4: I know in England you do. If you have had
Speaker 4: experience of haunting in there, you have to let the
Speaker 4: potential buyers know. I don't know what the standing is here.
Speaker 5: It's if there's a crime that's being committed at the house,
Speaker 5: like something really serious, they have to confess.
Speaker 4: But I do have to confess. Well, if someone the
Speaker 4: image of Robert de Niro strap into a lie detective,
Speaker 4: confess Hormona, who's years ago, we weren't even living here,
Speaker 4: don't remember, get the drill out everything.
Speaker 5: If there's been a crime committed where someone's perhaps passed away,
Speaker 5: get it out. They have to confess. But I mean,
Speaker 5: I don't think Australia is that old enough like the
Speaker 5: UK where there's.
Speaker 4: But you can surely you can have a young guy,
Speaker 4: can you? You must be able to have goes from
Speaker 4: like the last fifty years, one hundred years easily some
Speaker 4: of the ones we're hearing about yesterday, that Scottish guy
Speaker 4: and the floating beer can for the last ten twenty years.
Speaker 4: And then we have an email here from one of
Speaker 4: our listeners who listen to the show and Sydney on
Speaker 4: the I Heart app. Wherever you're listening, if you outside Melbourne,
Speaker 4: always get real kick. If we've got a listener anywhere
Speaker 4: outside of Melbourne, appreciate the effort you go to try
Speaker 4: and find the show. Christian, I'm writing to you with
Speaker 4: a heart felt request of supportment. My aim is Shem
Speaker 4: and I'll be stepping into the boxing ring tomorrow night
Speaker 4: for the first time at the age of forty five,
Speaker 4: to raise money for cancer research. My ami is to
Speaker 4: try and get one thousand dollars. I think he's got
Speaker 4: about seven hundred at the moment. The cause is incredibly
Speaker 4: personal to me because the cancer buttles my loved ones
Speaker 4: have faced. My wife had thyroid cancer and to undergo
Speaker 4: surgery to remove half of her thyroid. Then last Christmas,
Speaker 4: my mum was admitted to hospital and discovered cancer. She's
Speaker 4: gone through chemotherapy but started radiation but the side effects
Speaker 4: became unbearable, so she'd had to stop. We're hoping that
Speaker 4: she's cancer free at the moment. So these experience has
Speaker 4: driven me to actually do something and raise funds of
Speaker 4: cancer research for children. So I joined this organization here
Speaker 4: called shadow Box HAYESQ to help me get back into
Speaker 4: shape and it was almost surrender bit. It's to find
Speaker 4: members preferring for the Sydney Contender series charity fights Tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: Took it as a sign and so tomorrow night he's going.
Speaker 4: He's getting into the ring.
Speaker 3: That's good money.
Speaker 4: What a hero. He's raised seven hundred already. If you
Speaker 4: go to our Facebook page and Instagram, we'll give you
Speaker 4: a link if you want to donate. He's trying to
Speaker 4: get a thousand. It'd be lovely if by the end
Speaker 4: of the day's show, it doesn't matter where if you
Speaker 4: listened to the show. If you listen to this and
Speaker 4: you join us each morning, you're part of our family.
Speaker 4: So it'd be great if we could if you could
Speaker 4: see when he logs on late this morning that we've
Speaker 4: got over one thousand dollars. The charity as well is
Speaker 4: called camp Quality and it's actually for children. I didn't
Speaker 4: know that every month sixty four kids are diagnosed with
Speaker 4: some form of cancer and so for the last forty years,
Speaker 4: it's amazing. Australian charity called camp Quality improves the quality
Speaker 4: of life for kids impacted by cancer and their families.
Speaker 4: They try and help one in three kids by giving
Speaker 4: them great treatments and experiences. All right, So if you
Speaker 4: go to if you get a Facebook and search up
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Speaker 4: Instagram as well. You can donate to SHEM as well
Speaker 4: and Shem you're a hero. It's inspirational. Good luck tomorrow night.
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Speaker 4: Jack was queuing recently and in the queue with him
Speaker 4: was someone well known, Jackie Boy.
Speaker 3: Scoresby McDonald's this weekend on the EastLink. Inbound Sam Newman
Speaker 3: in front of me in line at McDonald's.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't strike me as a Maca's customer. More of a
Speaker 4: kind of sit down, sort of fine dining man, I'd
Speaker 4: imagine Sam, and then a couple of weeks ago, I
Speaker 4: was behind Chris Judd and what he had was two
Speaker 4: mangoes in his shopping basket. I don't know if it
Speaker 4: was one X for him and Becker. I don't know
Speaker 4: what was going on. It's none of my business. But
Speaker 4: I was behind Chris Judd. So today we're asking you again.
Speaker 8: In the cue, who in the cue?
Speaker 4: In the queue? Who was in the queue? Nine four
Speaker 4: one four one four three for Ash Shandon No at
Speaker 4: Lunar Park just after his Australian Idol success. Surely if
Speaker 4: you've got a dizzy man now I'm Australian Idol winner,
Speaker 4: life changes, let's go to Luna Park.
Speaker 3: That kind of success.
Speaker 4: You jumped to the fast pass? Did they even do
Speaker 4: it fast part?
Speaker 5: No, Disneyland isn't it.
Speaker 4: But I wonder if Luna Park. Let's find out what
Speaker 4: to do a fast pass.
Speaker 3: Have you been to Luna Park yet, Christian?
Speaker 4: I have, yeah. When we're I think it was the
Speaker 4: first six months we moved here, and so the first
Speaker 4: year when we were really sort of assessing why we
Speaker 4: moved here. But a lovely, lovely, lovely experience there, lovely
Speaker 4: experience there park, Thank you.
Speaker 5: You know I've never been what I never been to
Speaker 5: Luna Park?
Speaker 4: You're kidding, No, I'm not.
Speaker 5: We keep saying every summer to we'll treat it, we'll go.
Speaker 4: It should be grown.
Speaker 3: What's all things decided to for year going to Luna
Speaker 3: Park this summer?
Speaker 5: It never get around to it. It's on the bucket list.
Speaker 4: Oh god, cut it out. That's what you have on
Speaker 4: the big rides, throwing up over you're doing the loop?
Speaker 4: The loop? Maybe that's hundering the who's in the I
Speaker 4: tell you who it's in the queue? Cadel Evans, Oh yeah, Jack,
Speaker 4: you know cadel Evans.
Speaker 3: Is Oh yes he two of friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, four time Olympian. I think cadel Evans
Speaker 4: Maca's que. That's the space to spot them, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Sam Nyam and cadel Evans I had so many drinks,
Speaker 4: called my husband over to come and chat to Cadell
Speaker 4: and were so embarrassed that he thought we were crazy.
Speaker 4: Glenda lined up behind Denise Drysdale.
Speaker 5: Oh ding dong legend Australian.
Speaker 4: Denise Drysdale at Festival Hall for a Begi's concert in
Speaker 4: the early seventies. Wow, what a memory to still.
Speaker 5: Up with high fame in the seventies, fifty years late.
Speaker 4: Charlie Cube behind Now this is more like it. This
Speaker 4: is actually a really big one actually, Stephan Dennis Stephie
Speaker 4: d at Belgrave Post Office. Huge if that's true, that's huge.
Speaker 4: Christ And I was in the airport queuing at LAX
Speaker 4: next to Mick Fleetwood. He had a very long satchel
Speaker 4: and a leather waistcoat. Slow rock stars do, I guess
Speaker 4: My partner and I were mesmerized.
Speaker 3: Sam youman actually had a very long satchel at McDonald's
Speaker 3: when I saw him on the weekend. Yes, you'd almost
Speaker 3: call it a man purse, is what I would how
Speaker 3: I would describe it.
Speaker 4: I don't think you'd like you calling it that, Jack,
Speaker 4: it'd be some podcasts if be having to go at
Speaker 4: you now welcn's gone mad Lauren waiting behind Venus Williams
Speaker 4: in the queue at the awesome Chinchin Wow finish. Yeah,
Speaker 4: even if you're Venus Williams, you're still going to do
Speaker 4: that cue like the rest of us and Chinchin. Deal's
Speaker 4: on the line, Good morning deal, Hey Bill, Sorry Billy,
Speaker 4: Billy Bill diddyday Philly.
Speaker 9: I had that moment, I had that moment of the
Speaker 9: petrol station where you hang up you're finish fooling at
Speaker 9: your car and you hang up your bower and as
Speaker 9: you look up towards the pay there's someone else and
Speaker 9: you're racing to the counter. I looked up and it
Speaker 9: was Kathy's frame it.
Speaker 4: She's going to be She's going to be, you mate.
Speaker 4: I know it's a couple of years, it's a big win,
Speaker 4: but she's still going to do you. You're right, you
Speaker 4: get in that kind of speeded up walk, but you
Speaker 4: don't look aggressive, like you're like you're an idiot trying
Speaker 4: to get ahead of them, but you are trying to
Speaker 4: get ahead of them, and you're doing that against Kath Freeman.
Speaker 9: But she didn't have a suit on.
Speaker 4: Who won? Who got there first to the till?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I got it?
Speaker 4: Did you? Did you? A lack of literary lap round
Speaker 4: there on the coffee machine?
Speaker 9: I wanted to buy her three miles back condolenswers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, runners up. Price is what you could earn one
Speaker 4: calf All right, Benny, Philly Dilly, thank you very much?
Speaker 4: You Cale who was in the queue?
Speaker 2: Broger, you're listening to the Christian know Carl's show. Podcast.
Speaker 4: Who is in the queue?
Speaker 8: Who is in the queue, Who's in the cue? Who's
Speaker 8: in the cue?
Speaker 4: All right? Who was in the queue? Celebrities queuing up?
Speaker 4: We've got some big ones coming in Team Wow, Acting Royalty.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian, Good morning, Benjamin Hearn. I was at
Speaker 4: the walking to the counter office works in South Yarra.
Speaker 4: I noted a lady in front of me carrying something heavy.
Speaker 4: It turns out it was Jackie Woodburn from Neighbors. Oh now,
Speaker 4: in my twenty nine Seconds of Fame when I was
Speaker 4: in a scene of Neighbors, it was me and Jackie
Speaker 4: Woodburn aka the Great Susan Kennedy. Of course, calasy lady, Ben,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. You're lucky you've seen her in
Speaker 4: the wild.
Speaker 3: I want to know what's in the heavy box.
Speaker 4: I'd imagine a printer. Yeah, I do some home printing
Speaker 4: or something. A resume for some future roles headshots. Richie,
Speaker 4: good morning morning, How are you? I'm good Richie, Welcome
Speaker 4: to the show. So who is in the cuemate?
Speaker 10: Shane warn Russell Street macers.
Speaker 3: See. I was surprised Cadel Evans was in a macis
Speaker 3: because he's an elite athlete, surprised as as Warny was,
Speaker 3: I'm not as surprised that he was in Amaza.
Speaker 4: And was he in front of you? Behind you? What
Speaker 4: was the deal?
Speaker 10: He was off the side wearing a three piece tucks
Speaker 10: with a bow tye. I looked at him and I said,
Speaker 10: you know, okay, and he goes yeah. I wait for
Speaker 10: lander to kind of die down, which is is hungry.
Speaker 10: I'm not going to say who is with because uh
Speaker 10: makes complicated anyway. So what do you want? A couple
Speaker 10: of cheeseburgers? I ordered a whole bunch of cheeseburgers, gave
Speaker 10: them to me. He gave me his autograph, and about
Speaker 10: an hour later at the gig, I was playing at
Speaker 10: the Regent. He's on the dance floor holding a cheeseburger
Speaker 10: with the buy out of it. He sees me, I
Speaker 10: see him burst out in tears. He starts dancing, pulls
Speaker 10: out another cheeseburger.
Speaker 4: What a story.
Speaker 3: Is an amazing story.
Speaker 4: I mean, Warney gives so much to the show and
Speaker 4: the world still even when he's not with us, just
Speaker 4: a leger, I feel like he's a patron saint of
Speaker 4: the show. That's an incredible story, Richie, there's twenty.
Speaker 11: Bucks over spent.
Speaker 10: His partner gut was both have no pickles.
Speaker 11: I may have ordered it without.
Speaker 4: Well maybe they always screwed that up. Doesn't matter if
Speaker 4: it's get anyone from Shane WARN's ordo or not. They
Speaker 4: always screwed that. When you asked for no pickles, they
Speaker 4: just shove them in anyway, Richie, great story mate, Thanks
Speaker 4: for sharing that this morning. All right, have a good day, Matt.
Speaker 4: Good morning. Who was in the queue?
Speaker 11: Christians and guys?
Speaker 4: Hello mate, Matt? Who was in the queue with you?
Speaker 11: It was about eighteen or there about years ago. I
Speaker 11: think it was a pubb in Pits right in Brunswick,
Speaker 11: a little bit hazy night. Chris Hendles was a couple
Speaker 11: of people ahead of us in the line to getting drinks.
Speaker 4: So was this before of thor or when he was
Speaker 4: home and away or.
Speaker 11: I think it was home and away because it wasn't
Speaker 11: really into the marvely sort of thought stuffter. Yeah, when
Speaker 11: I wind up with him at the urinal as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like you were just following you around
Speaker 4: that Let it go, Okay, it's creepy, Yes, I all right, Matt,
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Rihanna, good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Rihanna.
Speaker 4: Who was in the queue?
Speaker 12: Matt Damon?
Speaker 4: Hell, bestie, isn't it. Where was this Byron Bay?
Speaker 8: Byron Bay?
Speaker 13: Yeah, at the Roadhouse cafe.
Speaker 4: That is pretty good. So he was queuing up, was
Speaker 4: in front of you, behind you, he was in.
Speaker 9: Front of me, a boy.
Speaker 7: Going back to the previous caller. He was also with
Speaker 7: Chris Hemsworth and his wife.
Speaker 4: That's a double hemo and Matt Damon, and he was
Speaker 4: getting the coffees in. I love it. That's a great coffee. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: you said it was getting along black.
Speaker 2: Long black, Yes, Orders of the stars.
Speaker 13: I was starstrucker.
Speaker 7: I didn't have much to say to him, unfortunately.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet you do. When you get like that
Speaker 4: and you see someone very famous in the world, you
Speaker 4: just stare at them and then just look away quickly
Speaker 4: and then look back.
Speaker 7: I ran straight from my sister who was sitting at
Speaker 7: the table by the window, and I said, I was,
Speaker 7: and she's been staring at these beautiful people the whole time,
Speaker 7: and it was Chris Hemsworth. We tried, we tried taking
Speaker 7: a sneaky photo, but the mentioning at the table gave
Speaker 7: us a bit of grief. Saying just leave them alone.
Speaker 6: Girl. Ah.
Speaker 4: I wonder how many of us have r on us
Speaker 4: to try to take the sneaky photo of a celebrity Rihanna.
Speaker 4: Very funny story mate, thanks for sharing it. Thank you, Johnny,
Speaker 4: Hey mate, how are you doing? I'm good? So who
Speaker 4: did you see in the queue?
Speaker 14: Okay?
Speaker 15: So I was in Hollywood a couple of years ago
Speaker 15: and I was at a shopping center in Q four
Speaker 15: Chick fil A, and about two spaces ahead of me
Speaker 15: was the one and only Mike Shanoda from Lincoln Park.
Speaker 4: Wow? Wait was he working there? Where are they now?
Speaker 4: Sha Shanoda? The chips need chopping up? Shanoda? Anyone in there?
Speaker 3: I think Lincoln Park is still very popular.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're quite right. Fifty year old skaters with wallet change.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: On today's show. Then the height of laziness? What do
Speaker 4: you do? That is the height of laziness? And there
Speaker 4: are heights, and there are heights, and there are peaks?
Speaker 4: Will you be peaky peaky more than Jack Post? And
Speaker 4: what he dropped? What he dropped on the show yesterday.
Speaker 4: Ride at the end is he had one foot out
Speaker 4: the door and when you talk about the height of laziness.
Speaker 4: Shoving rubbish down the.
Speaker 5: Back of the couch a lavable shocking.
Speaker 3: I mean I wouldn't put anything disgusting now, and they're
Speaker 3: just a small wrapper.
Speaker 16: No fat is a little segment where we will.
Speaker 4: Judge your fat.
Speaker 8: What the fact baby, What the fat baby?
Speaker 4: All right? What facts have you got for us? On
Speaker 4: nine four one four one o four three. Ultimately we're
Speaker 4: looking for fascinating ones, great facts. Fascinating. We grade yours
Speaker 4: mildly interesting. I'm what you don't want to hear. Here's
Speaker 4: some of the ones from last week.
Speaker 7: Garden snails have an average of fourteen thousand teeth.
Speaker 10: Fascinating gold fish have a better memory in cold water
Speaker 10: than they're doing more water.
Speaker 17: Fascinating horses can't breathe through their mouth.
Speaker 6: Mildly interesting, Jackie.
Speaker 4: What before we start going through the listeners, You've got
Speaker 4: one about whether or not you have to declare a
Speaker 4: ghost to.
Speaker 3: Real estate asients. These are This is a list of
Speaker 3: things real estate agents must disclose to you before blowing
Speaker 3: a property. Any crime, pathy was right, any crimes that
Speaker 3: have happened in the fascinating environmental issues such as pollution
Speaker 3: or contamination, undesirable or troublesome neighbors? Is that the law
Speaker 3: or the presence of ghosts?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 4: Fascinating. I don't know you had to do that.
Speaker 3: Desirable neighbors is an interesting one. The judgment is it
Speaker 3: the real estate agent?
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's the person trying to get rid
Speaker 4: of the house. You don't mention under it undesirables. That
Speaker 4: would be a red flag for anyone, wouldn't it. Oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 4: we don't mind undesirables. Pay not money to be right.
Speaker 16: Next.
Speaker 4: It's always funny when you say to people like why
Speaker 4: are you selling it? They go, oh, yess next door neighbors?
Speaker 4: All right, what the facts? What do we think of
Speaker 4: this one? Then from Timbo, there is a fence in
Speaker 4: Australia longer than the distance from New York to London.
Speaker 3: Yep, the rabbit fence.
Speaker 4: Cool, fascinating. Benny Taylor, the longest boxing match ever was
Speaker 4: one hundred and ten rounds, seven off hours. Wasn't this
Speaker 4: your uncle red that story Chris's great grandfather. Yeah, box
Speaker 4: went on for three days.
Speaker 5: It's cory On actually, mother of six foot fins, and
Speaker 5: the grass never grew on the same paston. Yes, and
Speaker 5: they roped off the streets and everyone to watch.
Speaker 4: This was only last year guys punched him over a
Speaker 4: six foot fry.
Speaker 3: Talk about undesirable.
Speaker 4: Neighbors, Patsy, Yeah, no, no, no, I thought I saw Jack
Speaker 4: was saying about undesirable neighbors. Oh dear, dear, that over
Speaker 4: your fence, Glenn. This Saturday, fourth of November will be
Speaker 4: exactly seven thousand days since Essendon last one A final.
Speaker 3: Saw that that's the case. That is so.
Speaker 4: Sad for another seven thousand more. The word sun translates
Speaker 4: to the eyes of the day in Indonesian. No, no,
Speaker 4: I thought that might be something interesting about the sun.
Speaker 4: And this this is a great one. I'm going to
Speaker 4: give it before even read it out. Fascinating. Isaac Newton
Speaker 4: invented the cat door.
Speaker 3: Who knew Probably the problem with having so many famous
Speaker 3: things that you're known for is that some will drop down.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, come on, put that one at the top.
Speaker 4: He invented the cat or it's sir Isaac Newton. That
Speaker 4: is incredible. That's the worst things we've had, Shane. That's
Speaker 4: a killer fact. All right, what have you got? Nine
Speaker 4: four one four one oh four three. We're looking for
Speaker 4: your facts.
Speaker 2: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Lines are open right now, you can text as well.
Speaker 4: Whatever's easiest for you to let us know your facts.
Speaker 4: Every Thursday on the show. Then we hear your facts,
Speaker 4: we're looking for them, and then we kind of grade them,
Speaker 4: going for the great ones, fascinating to the.
Speaker 6: Middlings, mildly interesting.
Speaker 4: For the fact that's so boring. You would never tell,
Speaker 4: would never partison on to another human being. It would
Speaker 4: stop the conversation stone cold dead. All right, let's get
Speaker 4: into it.
Speaker 16: What that fat is a little segment where well.
Speaker 4: Judge your fast.
Speaker 8: What the fact baby, What the fat baby?
Speaker 4: Now, we just did a great one about Sir Isaac Newton,
Speaker 4: who knew he was the inventor of the cat door.
Speaker 4: Just do some more research at Isaac Newton fantasy calculated gravity,
Speaker 4: but he did he invent the cat door. When Sir
Speaker 4: Isaac Newton was working on his experiments at the University
Speaker 4: of Cambridge, he was constantly interrupted by his cat scratching
Speaker 4: at the door. Come on, guys, I'm trying to nail
Speaker 4: gravity here. He called bloody hellby a boo there. So
Speaker 4: he called the Cambridge University carpenter to saw two holes
Speaker 4: in the door, one for the mummy cap and one
Speaker 4: for a kitten's. They go, hey, presto, no on is
Speaker 4: he nail gravity cat doors? Thank you future life? All right, Christian?
Speaker 4: What the fact there are no crows in Melbourne? Only ravens?
Speaker 3: Oh, what's the difference?
Speaker 4: I got no idea.
Speaker 6: Mildly interesting, I do.
Speaker 4: I love this one from you. And rainbows. Who doesn't
Speaker 4: love a rainbow? When you see one rainbows around, you
Speaker 4: can only see them in full from the air. Rainbows
Speaker 4: are round with it that it is a flat thing,
Speaker 4: the rainbow, all the girls, but they're round, fascinating. Only
Speaker 4: me fascinated by that.
Speaker 5: One goes, oh, I think that's quite interesting.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy. You find them under ghosts. Don't care for them.
Speaker 3: I like a rainbow.
Speaker 4: Who doesn't love a rainbow? Them with a unicorn? To me,
Speaker 4: when you've see one in the world, it is so gorgeous. Catherine,
Speaker 4: come on him, that old Catherine.
Speaker 14: I'm going to stay on today's theme of Matt Damon.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Now, in the movie The Martian, when Matt's stuck up
Speaker 14: there and he's trying to survive, he's counting the souls
Speaker 14: sol one soul two, Soul three and it's about Soul
Speaker 14: three hundred and something by the time they get back
Speaker 14: and rescue or six hundred and something.
Speaker 3: That's his version of days, isn't it.
Speaker 14: Well, that's because the sun actually has a name, and
Speaker 14: its name is Soul.
Speaker 4: Great movie. Do you remember about the side that it
Speaker 4: is a great movie? Catherine. I know you can come
Speaker 4: back stronger from this.
Speaker 14: Okay, thank you for believing in me.
Speaker 4: Thank you. You've got it. You can do this, Katherine.
Speaker 4: Have a nice day, mate. Yeah, Sharlotte, good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Charlotte. Now, Charlotte, before you go any further,
Speaker 4: I understand today it's your birthday. Yes, it is a
Speaker 4: bird birthday, calling us the show on your birthday. Well,
Speaker 4: you're giving us a gift. And how old are you today, Charlotte,
Speaker 4: I'm turning twelve today, turning twelve? How excited? And have
Speaker 4: you opened up your presents? Well?
Speaker 18: Actually got a fine iron fourteen and I got it,
Speaker 18: oh well early. Yeah, I got it a while ago.
Speaker 18: It was quite early, and I wasn't expecting any more
Speaker 18: gifts to day. But I've got a couple others.
Speaker 4: Oh said, just got one of those old flip ones,
Speaker 4: you know, my space. Wow, Charlotte, happy birthday, Thank you
Speaker 4: very much, and give us a call. You're getting ready
Speaker 4: for school?
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm this eating and breakfast now.
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, watch you have for breakfast? Toast? You got
Speaker 4: some cereal on the go.
Speaker 18: I'm a bay.
Speaker 5: Oh very nice birthday?
Speaker 4: All right, So Charlotte, what's your fact for us on
Speaker 4: your birthday?
Speaker 18: My factors? Type prior is the longest words you can
Speaker 18: write with one roll of the keyboard.
Speaker 4: I'm going to get my keyboard right now. It's everyone.
Speaker 4: If you're near a keyboard, seven us check this out
Speaker 4: and send it. Don't believe you, Charlotte, been misled by
Speaker 4: kids before before we wants children. Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I've just tried it. You're quite right, that quirty typewriter. Fascinating.
Speaker 4: Well done, one of the best facts we've had. Thank
Speaker 4: you so much, Charlotte, giving school and enjoy your birthday today.
Speaker 4: Thank you all right, Thanks Charlotte, Bye bye, thank you, Maggie.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Hi everybody.
Speaker 4: And Maggie, what's your fact for us? Well?
Speaker 13: I don't want on our packers, but in Chili they
Speaker 13: call them guanacos. So the reason why they can live
Speaker 13: so high and out mildly. Yes, it is because their
Speaker 13: blood cells are rice grain shaped as opposed to our
Speaker 13: human blood cells, which are kind of donut shaped, and
Speaker 13: so they can pack more oxygen per mill liter.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, did you say rice shaped?
Speaker 4: No, she did, and we do not need it to
Speaker 4: be repeated. Trying to stay away here the blood shape
Speaker 4: donut dont donuts on the show. No, that's enough, Brad.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Brad, Good morning. Okay, Brad, good luck buddy.
Speaker 4: Now here, You've got a great fact for us. What
Speaker 4: is it, Brad?
Speaker 17: Yeah, the way the mainly freezing the balls off a
Speaker 17: brass monkey comes from. So basically, back in the days
Speaker 17: they used to use cannons, they used to have the
Speaker 17: cannon balls on a little standing which was called a
Speaker 17: brass monkey, and when it got cold of us during
Speaker 17: those times, the brass would would shrink and the balls
Speaker 17: would literally fall off. So a little funny fact that
Speaker 17: a lot of people didn't know.
Speaker 4: Fascinating brass monkeys. I like it, free and brass monkeys. Brad.
Speaker 4: That's a great one, Thank you very much, Christian. This
Speaker 4: is some sammy fun fact. Greyhounds, when running spends seventy
Speaker 4: five percent of their time in the air. Oh well, Sammy,
Speaker 4: that's a great one. Fascinating and crows caught and per peters.
Speaker 4: Letting you know, Janet, you want to know the difference
Speaker 4: between crows and ravens. Ravens only Jack would actually want
Speaker 4: to know that it was a crown a raven. But
Speaker 4: now now we know crows court and per ravens are
Speaker 4: larger and croak. I've never heard of no, no nonetherwise, maybe.
Speaker 3: Because there's done in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: What do you do? There's a height of laziness. I
Speaker 4: constantly steal batteries from one remote and just shove it
Speaker 4: in the other one rather than getting up. It would
Speaker 4: take me no more than ten seconds to get up
Speaker 4: and go and shimmy over to that drawer of crap
Speaker 4: that everybody everybody has in a house where there's a
Speaker 4: tape measure in there. There's I think there's a board
Speaker 4: of string, cellar tape, some kind of parcel opening knife,
Speaker 4: and then various batteries that my wife just shoves in
Speaker 4: the dead. Ones won't just put them in the bin.
Speaker 4: It's all just rummaging around it. They're just to see
Speaker 4: a flotilla of various bits and bobs, But there is
Speaker 4: that random draw in every I think there's a candle.
Speaker 4: I think there's a candle in case there's a power
Speaker 4: outish as well.
Speaker 3: Those double A batteries, we have them in Australia when
Speaker 3: we were kids, where you would put your finger and
Speaker 3: thumb on either end of it and would tell you
Speaker 3: how much charge was still left in the battery.
Speaker 4: Good old days. Do you mean that thing they had
Speaker 4: as well? For reach argible batteries. You should have plugged
Speaker 4: them in the water. No one could be bothered. We're
Speaker 4: just lazy, go Nana, and I'd rather just chuck it
Speaker 4: in landfill rather do that. All right, So what do
Speaker 4: you do? That's the height of laziness. What do you do, Patsy?
Speaker 5: Well, the light globe in our bathroom blewe the other weekend,
Speaker 5: so we just pinched the one from Chris's office and
Speaker 5: put it in. But now he's working in darkness.
Speaker 4: Well, she's got like an old sort of Victorian candle
Speaker 4: or something. He's just got like a minus lamp on
Speaker 4: his head.
Speaker 5: He went into Audrey's bedroom and got a disk lamp
Speaker 5: and he shoved that on the disk.
Speaker 4: Christian. I leave my dirty plates on the table. The
Speaker 4: dog comes along and licks them clean. Then they're ready
Speaker 4: for dinner the next night. No, no, you cannot be
Speaker 4: doing that. Mary. My children have wrung me on the
Speaker 4: mobile from the toilet because they've run out of toilet paper.
Speaker 4: I'm literally in the same house, just down the hallway.
Speaker 4: I've got to be honest, I should have stopped this earlier.
Speaker 4: They caught yesterday my daughter I had a friend over
Speaker 4: and they're watching some horror movie. In the evening, I'm
Speaker 4: watching TV and my wife. My phone goes and it's
Speaker 4: my daughter calling from the rumpus room, Dad, could you
Speaker 4: come up here? The TV's on the blink? And like suck,
Speaker 4: I just went up there. My wife went to sit down.
Speaker 4: Chris there, she'd be upsets. She started yelling. She'd keep
Speaker 4: calling more calls. It's better, don't go up there. Now.
Speaker 4: It's caught between two very big, strong, formidable ladies. I
Speaker 4: didn't know what to do. I went for the seventeen
Speaker 4: year old. Those moments they are kicking in, big and
Speaker 4: strong at the moments I went sort the TV out?
Speaker 4: But yeah, do you get that from order? Does she
Speaker 4: call you from within the house.
Speaker 5: Oh, constantly, But I do. I do understand the lou
Speaker 5: thing because you can't very well like wadlout no with
Speaker 5: your niggers around your ankles. I think I think that
Speaker 5: is justifiable. Yeah, to text or call for lou paper,
Speaker 5: which is up the other end of the house.
Speaker 4: What about I think this one. Then my wife does
Speaker 4: this move. She texts from the bath asking for a
Speaker 4: glass of wine.
Speaker 5: Oh, absolutely, that's a given butler on.
Speaker 3: But if it goes both way, its fine. And I
Speaker 3: will often text each other, you know, can I have
Speaker 3: a snack while I'm watching TV? Or she asked for
Speaker 3: a hot water bottle when she's already in pain. I
Speaker 3: think that's acceptable as long as it's flowing both ways.
Speaker 4: I'm not. It's very much a one way street. It's
Speaker 4: only a one way, so she.
Speaker 5: Shouldn't have to ask. You should have to preempt when
Speaker 5: she's needed.
Speaker 4: I'm not the highest out there. Some strawberries, Wendy Christian.
Speaker 4: This is controversial. This is actually controversial when he has
Speaker 4: two microwaves to make sure all the food is already
Speaker 4: at the same time. You need two microwaves, and whenever
Speaker 4: people come around the way stunned that we have a
Speaker 4: double microwave system. But eventually when they leave they understand
Speaker 4: this is the way.
Speaker 3: I'm running. No, I'm running no microwave.
Speaker 4: So what have you got? No oven? Just just microwave
Speaker 4: and everything. Haven't you veg and broccay to shove that
Speaker 4: in the microwave to warm it up? And all right?
Speaker 4: So what do you do? There's a height of laziness,
Speaker 4: cal Brighter, No, you're.
Speaker 2: Listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Make your Hollywood. You're welcome, all right, the heights of laziness?
Speaker 4: What do you do? That is the height of laziness?
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one oh four three. Jessica Stewart
Speaker 4: watched the entire movie ghost Rider, not a great movie,
Speaker 4: the whole movie because the remote died and I couldn't
Speaker 4: turn it off. I think that's why we've got so
Speaker 4: many listeners. People just can't you bother to turn the
Speaker 4: show off. It's all ratings, Jessica, Well, I just have
Speaker 4: to sit here and watch the whole thing now, Chris,
Speaker 4: I ordered all the ingredients to make a dish, one
Speaker 4: of my favorite dishes that one of my local restaurants.
Speaker 4: I did. I even went on and watched a YouTube
Speaker 4: tutorial and how to make the dish. Then I decided,
Speaker 4: what with all that work or that prep and all
Speaker 4: that clean up, I just order it for breeze. I've
Speaker 4: done that before. I'm going to recreate that and then
Speaker 4: you see how much that's about half an hour just preparation.
Speaker 4: I can order and eat it and let's drat the
Speaker 4: whole thing in the bin. Littenir, we caught our daughter
Speaker 4: throwing the pegs over the neighbor's fence. What ta can
Speaker 4: the clothes off the line so she didn't have to
Speaker 4: peck them back on the line. That's all. It's just
Speaker 4: I don't get the Ryan. What do you do? Height
Speaker 4: of laziness.
Speaker 9: I've got a Christian jack and pads.
Speaker 11: Hey, I've got a bobbing in a mate.
Speaker 15: He uses cruise controls in car parks.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of that. I won't put it past Jack.
Speaker 4: Post is a little a little tight on the old
Speaker 4: budgets car park.
Speaker 3: You need all you control functions. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: rely on the car to do that.
Speaker 4: I thought you had to touch Patsy down about your
Speaker 4: jackie boy.
Speaker 5: But you're not even going at speed? No, are you
Speaker 5: like you're doing like eight k's an hour.
Speaker 4: Ryan, You're right to alt by the way. You're doing
Speaker 4: a good job for him, not discussing. What are you
Speaker 4: what do you say? What are you saving there? What
Speaker 4: sent nothing? Ryan? Thank you very much, Maybe tomorrow the
Speaker 4: show with you drobber mating. Ryan, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Good to Erica. Now, Hey Erica, Hey Christian, Hello Erica,
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show. So height of laziness.
Speaker 15: So I'm way too lazy to walk to the bathroom
Speaker 15: to get a piece of dental swath.
Speaker 18: So I'll just pull out a strand of hair from
Speaker 18: the top of my head and use that.
Speaker 17: That's a strong Yeah, yeah, lazy, got.
Speaker 4: Strong follow cause it's one of my used to be
Speaker 4: one of my most effective chat up lines to lady.
Speaker 3: Into your future children.
Speaker 4: Using pan temprovy or something on that hair. Erica, that's disgusting,
Speaker 4: It's just disgusting. It's rough. Yes, correct, Darren, good morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning, we go down. Welcome to the show. So
Speaker 4: what do you do Darren, that's the height of laziness.
Speaker 15: Well, I like to think around with electronics and PCs
Speaker 15: and stuff, and one time I needed a USB cable.
Speaker 15: Now I know I've got like hundreds of them in
Speaker 15: a tub in the garage. It's all tangled up. But
Speaker 15: I'm that lazy. I can't have a box is going
Speaker 15: look for one, So I just go on Amazon and
Speaker 15: get the next day delivery.
Speaker 4: I've done that before. I can't judge. I've done that before.
Speaker 4: You're right, there's that box and nest of them. I'm like,
Speaker 4: is this a US, A B C. I don't know, Guys,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 15: And the box is just like a nest of just wires.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, you could get stuck in there for days
Speaker 4: in that viper's nest. You could drag you in all
Speaker 4: them cables. Nope, yeah, yeah, no, I've done that. Move
Speaker 4: as when I'm ashamed to say Darren, Darren, thanks you.
Speaker 4: Let's got a Michael now, Michael height of laziness. Yeah,
Speaker 4: here they go and go, yeah, good, Michael, welcome.
Speaker 19: I think I'm also in the lazy end, also discussing category.
Speaker 19: So when my wife wants me to when we make canloney,
Speaker 19: I'll see about the easiest thing to do is you
Speaker 19: get the big path of the tube, stick it in
Speaker 19: the bowl of mixture and just suck the other end
Speaker 19: and all it hits your tongue and then you've loaded
Speaker 19: your can learning to you really nice.
Speaker 4: Well, so you don't use a piping bag or anything.
Speaker 19: No, no, you know, just wasting time. You can do
Speaker 19: it if you just suck them up with your mouth.
Speaker 3: Must straws more disgusting depending on who's eating it. Are
Speaker 3: you sing this to guests?
Speaker 19: Well, we're gonna we're going to cook it, so it
Speaker 19: doesn't matter, it.
Speaker 4: Really really matters.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: How lazy are you? We're living in lazy times people.
Speaker 4: We are one cake shopping, bring the food to me,
Speaker 4: bother to get in the can't try from the corner
Speaker 4: to a local cafe or restaurant. Height of laziness. What
Speaker 4: do you do? There's a height of laziness, Christian. I'm
Speaker 4: texting you because I'm too lazy to call the show Rob.
Speaker 4: That's great, Thank you very much, Andrew Cooper Morning Team.
Speaker 4: Someone in my household is too lazy to change over
Speaker 4: the used to toilet roll. Just leave the cardboard tube
Speaker 4: on the hold of my wife does that. She's never
Speaker 4: ever changed one once, just leaves it there. It's aggressive
Speaker 4: when you see it bare bold like that, you're sting
Speaker 4: you actually just saying you deal with this. You might
Speaker 4: low role changer you are in life, leaving it to
Speaker 4: me to change. Have a new role, Chris, I'm thinking about.
Speaker 4: Might go on strike, Andrew. It won't work. You'll cave in.
Speaker 3: Do Andrew? If you need toilet paper?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you going to do?
Speaker 4: Carry on with your own private supply under your arm? There?
Speaker 4: You're not take a look at yourself. Man. Let's go
Speaker 4: to Tracy here. What do you do? That's a height
Speaker 4: of lazy laziness Tracy.
Speaker 20: Good morning, pet sex and cats. I was very comfortable
Speaker 20: under the blanket under the heater. The remote was about
Speaker 20: four or five feet away from me for the TV,
Speaker 20: so I d did a remote so I didn't have
Speaker 20: to get.
Speaker 4: Up on your phone because you gotta go to the
Speaker 4: app store. You're going to need a a sort of
Speaker 4: login thing with your face, and then you've got to
Speaker 4: wait for it did to complete the circle?
Speaker 18: Yeah, so that probably talk about fIF day minutes you
Speaker 18: set it all up.
Speaker 4: You're in that sweet spot.
Speaker 20: And I did have a female eclectus asleep on my
Speaker 20: chest as well, so my bird she was asleep, I
Speaker 20: couldn't disturb her.
Speaker 4: So what kind of bird like a parrot or something.
Speaker 20: Yeah, and a collectors parrot.
Speaker 4: Yes, a parrot will sleep on your chest. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: like a baby. Yeah, what a scene there.
Speaker 3: So you got you got to get the parrot to
Speaker 3: fly across the room pick up exactly.
Speaker 4: You're quite right, train it I should. Yeah, amazing, Tracy,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. She killed me. You're welcome, Brenda.
Speaker 4: I do that those you don't know for me, Brenda?
Speaker 12: Yeah, how you doing?
Speaker 4: I haven't got a few issues to someone's coming for me, Brenda,
Speaker 4: And what do you do? It's the height of laziness.
Speaker 12: I have a todler in my care, and anyone who's
Speaker 12: got a toddler knows anything within I ends up on
Speaker 12: the floor. So I bought one of.
Speaker 13: Those sticks that pick pick everything out because I just
Speaker 13: got over picking up a million cars and books and
Speaker 13: everything else.
Speaker 4: Like that sort of thing, like a collector a grabber.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got one of those.
Speaker 4: Use it, you know what I said to Rio. He
Speaker 4: came in just now. He said, we've got some great
Speaker 4: cools lined up. One of them's got a grab I
Speaker 4: bet you pats some people.
Speaker 5: Camart sells them for like six bars.
Speaker 12: I'm so protective over it too. Nobody's case.
Speaker 9: They break.
Speaker 4: Yeah, gandal for this stuff? What do you use it?
Speaker 4: What do you use it for?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 4: Are you? That's Brenda pats everything.
Speaker 5: So like we've got in the bottom of our pantry,
Speaker 5: I've got three big containers where I chuck all the
Speaker 5: tapper wear and stuff. And there's always that lead and
Speaker 5: it's always the smallest lid that like as you chuck it,
Speaker 5: you don't quite go well enough. Absolutely, or you know
Speaker 5: the tea bags. There's a tea bag in the bottom
Speaker 5: of the pantry on the floor. So the great I've
Speaker 5: even got the Love God stress you with the claw. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's brilliant.
Speaker 4: Who's throwing the tea bays on the floor?
Speaker 5: Oh, they just fall out of the caddy sometimes. So
Speaker 5: the Love God's even built like a proper hook that say.
Speaker 4: You've got like a proper set up there, Like you know,
Speaker 4: you go in someone's house and they've got in the garage,
Speaker 4: they've got all that silhouette of where the tools go.
Speaker 5: Like that guy, it lives in the pantry.
Speaker 4: Brenda Fancy has got to word Denise here, Good morning Denise,
Speaker 4: height of laziness. What do you do mate?
Speaker 12: Good morning guys, My laziness is I'm too lazy to
Speaker 12: get out of bed in the morning and make my coffee,
Speaker 12: So I make it the night before. I boil the kettle.
Speaker 12: I makes my plat white strong coffee, put it on
Speaker 12: my bedside table, and it's there for me when I
Speaker 12: wake up cold though, oh yeah, many many years. It
Speaker 12: doesn't matter where I am. If I'm away anywhere, I'll
Speaker 12: do it even it doesn't matter where the night before.
Speaker 4: Yep, No, you don't want to start the day like
Speaker 4: that cold. It's sort of like a cold shower, that
Speaker 4: milky skin. It's amazing, some sort of stagnant pond on top.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but that's okay, Denise. I don't have to get
Speaker 12: out of their, do I. It's just awesome, all.
Speaker 4: Right, Denise, Thank you very much, and let's get Angela
Speaker 4: on now. Good morning Angela, Hi Christian Angela. This is incredible.
Speaker 4: Tell everyone, what do you do with your ironing?
Speaker 12: I sit on it?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Actually puts a bum on
Speaker 4: it and presses it.
Speaker 13: I sold.
Speaker 14: I sold the jeans, and then I sit on them
Speaker 14: half an hour per jeans, watch a TV show, watch
Speaker 14: the movie, and just sit.
Speaker 7: On the ironing and then heat like gets through my
Speaker 7: weight on my bottom.
Speaker 14: Flightens all the cruises it.
Speaker 4: You know what, I might drop off a bag later yours,
Speaker 4: give it to go. Yeah, today, this is a great
Speaker 4: you right to sit there and watch TV, multitask and
Speaker 4: clothes at the same time.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean it works quite well, especially with jeans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is half I mean half an hour per
Speaker 3: pet of the clothing. By the time you get to
Speaker 3: the bottom of the laundry bust, you've been in front
Speaker 3: of the TV for twenty hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you could take the whole bag of laundry,
Speaker 4: countings and Killers of the Flower Moon. Yeah, but they do.
Speaker 4: Everyone watch it that week for the week there. Angela
Speaker 4: works for me. Yeah, that is a genius idea, Angela,
Speaker 4: awesome story. Thank you very much.
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Speaker 4: Yesterday, whilst I was in traffic, my eyes go to
Speaker 4: the left of see the sign. So I just choked
Speaker 4: too much water, too quid it? I saw the sign.
Speaker 4: I'm got the lights. You know, you just get bored
Speaker 4: you look around sometimes, right, I did see the left.
Speaker 4: Something calls me right. I don't know if it was
Speaker 4: intuition whatever, but something called me to the left. It's
Speaker 4: a Christian. That's the left. I look to the left. Oh
Speaker 4: my god. The sign in the shop store front window said,
Speaker 4: Australia's only straight away You've got me, okay, I'm listening.
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Speaker 4: boom it drops in me. I'm changed forever. I can't
Speaker 4: go back until I knew this knowledge. Australia's only massage
Speaker 4: chair m porium not a word you see God obviously
Speaker 4: the Melbourne emporium. But this is the one place, and
Speaker 4: in this it's a palace, a palace of divine comfort.
Speaker 4: I see those massage chairs, those huge ones that you
Speaker 4: see at airports, you know, and you always go Do
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Speaker 3: Are they selling these to the general public? Or are
Speaker 3: they four airports and many pedicule You.
Speaker 4: And I can walk in from the street and then
Speaker 4: leave with luxury name of the company got me as well.
Speaker 4: Relax for life, Your life are now on relaxed up
Speaker 4: until now, not very relaxed. Christian.
Speaker 3: You've been stressed.
Speaker 4: Be stressed. Now you get one of these chairs and
Speaker 4: it's all that's like, you know, basically, it's like I
Speaker 4: guess it's like twenty Shiatsu masters working on you at
Speaker 4: the same time. Calf, ankle, shoulder, neck, well to the
Speaker 4: whole body. You don't need to go through the whole body.
Speaker 4: So I'm looking at these thinking, we've got this meeting
Speaker 4: room here. Okay, I think that surely the ideas would
Speaker 4: get bigger if this team we're just flow shat, we're
Speaker 4: going to come up with better. Idea is if you relax,
Speaker 4: creativity can't come out attention. I'm picturing to the boss
Speaker 4: right now. I know she's in the office, so creativity
Speaker 4: can't come out of tension. Take these knots away and
Speaker 4: unlock a whole new load of creativity and ideas for
Speaker 4: this radio station and our beautiful parent company, Arn Holdings.
Speaker 4: I just need this chair.
Speaker 3: What's the price tag on them?
Speaker 4: Because they I won't lie, I won't lie. Okay. When
Speaker 4: I got home, I started to have a look on
Speaker 4: the website. Okay, these are a couple of thousand.
Speaker 5: It's an investment, though, but you are.
Speaker 4: It's just so I'm going to make it to eighties.
Speaker 4: That's another thirty years i'll have in this chair. Right.
Speaker 4: It's it's cheaper than a car, but you know you're
Speaker 4: gonna have a gouver. More cars. I'm looking at one
Speaker 4: of these right, and now there's about four different brands.
Speaker 4: I think in that I even start to you've always
Speaker 4: got to have a hobby in life. I started. I
Speaker 4: love reading Google reviews. People just get so pompous in
Speaker 4: those reviews, like they're addressing the world to go on them. Anyway,
Speaker 4: it's got like fifty odd five star reviews. Because obviously
Speaker 4: now I've booked in tomorrow. You can't. You can't just
Speaker 4: walk in. You have to. You have to book him
Speaker 4: for a half hour demonstration. So tomorrow I've really booked
Speaker 4: him for.
Speaker 5: Half hour demonstration.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no no, to find out more and
Speaker 4: then I can get some pamphlets. I'm going to bring
Speaker 4: them in Monday to the team and I really want
Speaker 4: us to get one and the boss to get one
Speaker 4: for the team as a Christmas present.
Speaker 3: All right, I've crunched the numbers and it's actually very affordable.
Speaker 3: Oh greatly if you live for another thirty years and
Speaker 3: use every day, and fifty days of using the massage chair. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so say it's even even if you get the top
Speaker 3: of the line one at ten grand, that's less than
Speaker 3: a dollar a day.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, to relax, I'm looking at this one
Speaker 4: the o coma. Oh my god, I say eighteen thousand.
Speaker 3: So I just under two dollars a day. That's what
Speaker 3: I think they charge at the airport.
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Speaker 4: my body in my calfs and premium white glove delivery service.
Speaker 4: This thing that's abeastime. Actually, if you live up like
Speaker 4: a couple of floors of stairs. Are they lugging this
Speaker 4: thing out?
Speaker 19: This?
Speaker 3: White gloves are getting sweaty by the top of the.
Speaker 4: Tell you what, my old guy that comes around that
Speaker 4: little bike on the os post, he's not lugging this.
Speaker 4: He's doing like a part a week for it. It's
Speaker 4: a collectible series. Over three years. I'll have the entire chair. Guys,
Speaker 4: are you with me?
Speaker 3: We need Yes, this will improve all facets of the
Speaker 3: radio show.
Speaker 4: Great, okay, I'll speak to Sue the boss.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time for today's time way start. Today is National Stress
Speaker 4: Relief Day. If only we had a chair that would
Speaker 4: melt away tension like a Shiatsu Master. Top five everyday
Speaker 4: things that stress Australians out and number five self packing
Speaker 4: groceries at the ALDI checkout. Oh yeah, doesn't stress me.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, it is. That goes so fast.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no, that's fine. Making conversation
Speaker 4: with the hairdressers at number four.
Speaker 5: No, I've found that quite easy.
Speaker 3: The problem with my hairdresser is he speaks. He's Italian.
Speaker 3: He speaks with his hands so much so whenever he's
Speaker 3: telling a story, he stops cutting. It takes so long
Speaker 3: to get my simple haircut, because he's so he's gesturing
Speaker 3: with his storytelling.
Speaker 4: Those Italians and their hands gestures, other stereotypes. As we
Speaker 4: go around the world tomorrow, one on one meetings with
Speaker 4: the boss, not for me, not with our boss, sue,
Speaker 4: no one backing me up there. That's sad, shocking, guys.
Speaker 4: We ain't getting that chair.
Speaker 3: And as she started to be nice, relaxing to have
Speaker 3: a moved.
Speaker 4: I've already asked her if we could have Monday off.
Speaker 4: And this is not helping AnyWho getting to sleep when
Speaker 4: you can't get to sleep. Number one buying concert tickets?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah right people, am all right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 4: So today on National Stress Relief Day, we're looking for
Speaker 4: your stressed out celebrities. Tell you what this s is
Speaker 4: stress will do in these these are not great. Don't
Speaker 4: even worry about put those golds away. Maybe tomorrow, not today.
Speaker 4: This is why I need the chair, boss, Why need
Speaker 4: the chair? Stressed out celebrities. Benedict come a batshit crazy.
Speaker 4: He is losing it in there. He's losing it in there.
Speaker 3: That's actually a pretty good goal.
Speaker 4: That's the only one. And now we dry up, guys,
Speaker 4: here we go. Clint Eastwood's a great actor, isn't he?
Speaker 4: He's stressed out, can't even would.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's quite possibly the worst ever that you
Speaker 5: have brought to the table in this segment.
Speaker 4: You don't even get ride even Wood. Ben Affleck's a
Speaker 4: good actor. Not what he's stressed out? Good God, No
Speaker 4: Ben conflict Pearl Jam He's he's heightly very wound up. Guy.
Speaker 4: Here's that's right, Edgie Veda, Edgy Vedda Silver American US Leaders.
Speaker 4: He's a stressed out celebrity. That's right. Joe new Byton,
Speaker 4: what to do every day here at this office? Huh oh,
Speaker 4: I need it now, Joe now Byton, what about one
Speaker 4: hand in my pocket? Singer? A Lanas more stress yet
Speaker 4: a Lanas more stress, yet even more bronze when I
Speaker 4: am he is a great rapper and he one of
Speaker 4: your favorites, jack what about when I get through this
Speaker 4: A s A P and finally Johnny Index.
Speaker 3: That would stress you out? Silver?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we do all right, Jackie. Boys stress celebrities.
Speaker 3: Did you notice the lead singer of Queen in the Day,
Speaker 3: he was very stressed?
Speaker 4: Freddie Mercury pay fretty very good, gold.
Speaker 3: Drew worry more?
Speaker 4: Oh I had that through it out. I should have
Speaker 4: put it back in Comedy of Clinton, evenwood Wade it
Speaker 4: in Silver.
Speaker 3: Dwayne the Wreck Johnson, he's a and ever since he
Speaker 3: moved into Miami in the American Major League Soccer? Don't
Speaker 3: you find that this guy is always stressed? Lionel stressy
Speaker 3: setting it up. I realized that I was going to say,
Speaker 3: stress really killed it.
Speaker 4: Still gold though, it's still better than anything. I have
Speaker 4: more if you have, yeah, yeah, yeah we haven't. But anyway, So.
Speaker 3: The talk show host who's always worrying about her problems,
Speaker 3: she's dwelling, de generous.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, that's my favorite one problems dwelling, can't even
Speaker 4: would anyway, still doesn't get better. What have you got
Speaker 4: those stressed celebrities? Text the meh four seven five three
Speaker 4: one O four three.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 4: Show podcast time was today, Stressed celebrities, that's what we're
Speaker 4: looking for today. There's no stress with this man. Jack
Speaker 4: always in reclined post human massage chair.
Speaker 3: Throwing at me. Christian, I'm not worried, all.
Speaker 4: Right, stressed celebrities? What about poor old Tom anxious?
Speaker 3: Here go?
Speaker 4: Yeah, callahen, Well done, Ellen, disingenuous. What's that? Yeah, it is, Oh,
Speaker 4: you're being very disingenuous. Silver Ben Affleck becomes Ben after
Speaker 4: God's sake. No, he doesn't, He absolutely doesn't. Gey, He
Speaker 4: doesn't in any way, shape or form ed tearing, it's
Speaker 4: tearing up civil plus Barba stressed out Silver, someone's taken
Speaker 4: on the holy grail of this the Clint Eastwood. Let's
Speaker 4: see if Danney's is better than my terrible effort. Clint
Speaker 4: eastwoodn't it's better better? It's Oh, my god, poor this guy.
Speaker 4: Very famous wrestler and actor John seen a nasty accidents
Speaker 4: lashing back in my mind right, how pile up? It was? Gold? Oh?
Speaker 4: John Bruce Engstein.
Speaker 3: Gold But and Tom.
Speaker 4: Cruise ship without the kids? Where are they? Blogie? How
Speaker 4: do we leave them at Port Bronze? I tried, Andrew,
Speaker 4: I really tried to perform it for you, mate, Billy
Speaker 4: can't stay Idol just sat there fidgeting, stressing. Plus Susan,
Speaker 4: that's very good, Susanne sans what Sarah Michelle grinder Teeth
Speaker 4: said of Sarah Michelle Geller Silver. This Brad pitt one,
Speaker 4: Brad Bugger, this ship gold Jam is very good. That
Speaker 4: you're right, personal, I might be patting on that one
Speaker 4: with my favorite of the year, Brad b Oh, Tim,
Speaker 4: thank you for that. Zach Frown, Zach f Frown Silver,
Speaker 4: Heidi Glum Gold, Elvis Stressley Gold Stressa Jervase bron That
Speaker 4: man's stressed about anything. Will has gone feral.
Speaker 3: Stress.
Speaker 4: No, no, Broz Ten's Hanks and he's up on the
Speaker 4: tom Ones now s Bronz, Bilee Cyrus Bile, you know
Speaker 4: you have a bi the Range Anger by Lee Cyrus Silver,
Speaker 4: Tony Frazzled. Yeah, speak of Linda and Brad pitted my stomach, Sorry, Mark,
Speaker 4: but we've had we've had.
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Speaker 4: When you are lucky enough to have kids in your life,
Speaker 4: there are these little mini milestones. And I'm not talking
Speaker 4: about just the big ones, about when they say mom
Speaker 4: and dad and when they learn to walk, the actual
Speaker 4: real ones actually just melt the heart right out of
Speaker 4: your chest. Are these other little ones? And Jackie boy,
Speaker 4: you've just had a beautiful one this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mum has got my twenty month old son Gordon
Speaker 3: with her this morning. She just sent us this text.
Speaker 3: We're on our way to the museum and Jack's voice
Speaker 3: just came on the radio, Gordy said, Dad, without any prompting,
Speaker 3: It's so cute.
Speaker 4: How did that make you feel?
Speaker 3: Oh? It just it's actually surprised me, how how much
Speaker 3: they caught me off guard. My chest is filled with
Speaker 3: love for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's beautiful because obviously he knows you are now,
Speaker 4: so we can see who you are, know who you
Speaker 4: are when you come back from worn't you come in
Speaker 4: the house, but just from your voice alone, to better
Speaker 4: point out and know that that's dadda, that's you. That's
Speaker 4: something that's really special. It's beautiful, Gordon.
Speaker 3: If you're still in the car, my son, I love
Speaker 3: you so much. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 4: Oh the only listeners ever thanked. I've been five years
Speaker 4: trying to get him to be a bit more kinder
Speaker 4: on air. He's doing shout outs now, but of course
Speaker 4: in a jackway only to his son. So much to
Speaker 4: learn about that man, Dad. Gordie would have a chat
Speaker 4: in a couple of years time.
Speaker 3: It must have been when I was tripping over my
Speaker 3: linel stress joke that he goes that mumbling sounds familiar
Speaker 3: to me, and.
Speaker 4: Then of course when he heard this noise, he would
Speaker 4: have gone, Old lady.
Speaker 5: Old ladies, old Lady.
Speaker 4: Auntie, great Auntie, great great Auntie.
Speaker 5: Is that legend, Patsy. I love her.
Speaker 3: France every day to the end of the year.
Speaker 5: No, I would not if you want me on the
Speaker 5: show until the end of the year, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Jack. We finally got away to get rid of up
Speaker 4: yes years bye bye. No, we would miss you. We'd
Speaker 4: miss stuff like this right the start of the show.
Speaker 4: Nice that actually came from Matsy that Noisey to be
Speaker 4: wondering what it is. This was from the first break
Speaker 4: this morning.
Speaker 5: I did a burp or belch. Let's just make we don't.
Speaker 4: Even need from my throat. This break is about hopefully
Speaker 4: it's so powerful what I leave them with as a
Speaker 4: last impression due to the recency effect, they of course
Speaker 4: I'm hanging out with these guys tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Leave everyone with that lovely moment.
Speaker 4: Forgot when we're left with old great Baham Patsy. Tomorrow's
Speaker 4: show today on Tomorrow show and I'll be Friday. So
Speaker 4: we're looking for your nominations for yourself. Why are you
Speaker 4: a genius of the week last Friday? These nominations to
Speaker 4: be declared are geniuses of the week, Genius of the had.
Speaker 12: My keys in a packet of gipsy in my hands,
Speaker 12: got in my car.
Speaker 14: I put the keys between my legs and tried to
Speaker 14: start my car with the packeted chips.
Speaker 17: I've thought it was fast for the boil and egg
Speaker 17: in the marcalass set of on the stoves bok and
Speaker 17: she expired in about thirty seconds flat all through the Marble.
Speaker 14: I went to a horse show two hours awa.
Speaker 12: I packed my float, got in the car. Off I went.
Speaker 12: I opened the tower gates, no horse. I left the
Speaker 12: horse at home, so I had to back check two
Speaker 12: hours to go get my horse.
Speaker 4: I love that we still haven't done thanks to that
Speaker 4: amazing story what got left Behind? Maybe we're trying to
Speaker 4: do that tomorrow as well. And I think we started
Speaker 4: a new feature where Jack just did a shout out
Speaker 4: to baby Geep a little baby Gordon twenty months baby
Speaker 4: shouts outs tomorrow. If you want us to say hello
Speaker 4: to your baby. Everyone else does adult shout outs on
Speaker 4: the radio show. It's boring radio, but a baby shouts out.
Speaker 4: Let's have more of that tomorrow on the show. Well.
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