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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast air.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't got leprosy.

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<v Speaker 3>I had an Italian ghost. I thought, all right, we're

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<v Speaker 3>on here, this will be good.

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<v Speaker 2>Who the hell is freder Rici, Christian O'Connell Show, Gold

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<v Speaker 2>one O four Pine.

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<v Speaker 4>These are the big questions that still in my mind

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<v Speaker 4>right now. It's fredder Rici, who stop for singer? Good morning,

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<v Speaker 4>patrinad morning, good morning Jack Post.

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<v Speaker 3>Good to see you guys, good.

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<v Speaker 4>Strong start from Jack. He's unsure whether you can hear us,

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<v Speaker 4>see us or both, or he's combined both those words.

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<v Speaker 4>To see you, to see a nice team.

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<v Speaker 3>Good to hear from you guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Lovely to hear you once again, everybody, Patsy, tell us

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<v Speaker 4>about your standoff yesterday.

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<v Speaker 5>Then ah, so I had to go into Williamstown. We

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<v Speaker 5>bought ords a new bike.

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<v Speaker 6>And I had to.

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<v Speaker 5>That was actually my throat. I had a coughing and

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<v Speaker 5>text can I got it? Can I just put that

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<v Speaker 5>into perspective. I just had a massive coughing fit. When

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<v Speaker 5>that promo was on.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought there was somebody on this conversation that's a

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<v Speaker 4>great Sorry, very old people, to stop it. What you're

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<v Speaker 4>doing you're going to baby bird your breakfast up all

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<v Speaker 4>over the desk today.

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<v Speaker 5>I have tears coming down my eyes. I was having

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<v Speaker 5>a massive coughing fit.

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<v Speaker 4>You need a glass of water.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 4>So Let's boy is happy to hear us.

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<v Speaker 5>To apologize as I was saying, I had to go

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<v Speaker 5>and you.

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<v Speaker 4>Need a glass of water.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm fine, thank you. I had to go into Williamstown yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>We bought just a thought decent people.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I was going fus.

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<v Speaker 4>Singling bread around here. Christas, I don't feel comfortable here.

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<v Speaker 4>None of these people are related, said I can't really.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I had to go into Williamstown in Ferguson Street

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<v Speaker 5>and they've got in Ferguson's.

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<v Speaker 4>Stone, you know, fergus get one of those stories where

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<v Speaker 4>it gets a real were you at the west end

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<v Speaker 4>or the.

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<v Speaker 5>Street Ferguson Street because they have that weird median center

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<v Speaker 5>strip parking where everyone parks in the middle.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the road by the butchers.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if there's a butcher.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I think we need to start this morning all over again. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 5>so I had to park there, but as I was

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<v Speaker 5>coming up, I had my right indicator on because there

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<v Speaker 5>was a spare park. So I was turning. I was

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<v Speaker 5>sort of driving towards the water in the left lane,

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<v Speaker 5>right indicator on to go into the park. There was

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<v Speaker 5>a spare park in the middle of the road. However,

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<v Speaker 5>there was an elderly gentleman in a big, flashy land

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<v Speaker 5>cruiser on the other side, on the opposite side of

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<v Speaker 5>the road. He was also trying to dab.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, same thing can happen in the city.

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<v Speaker 4>Ye, yes, I know what you mean. Now you've got

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<v Speaker 4>that middle strip like a no, man, it is like

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<v Speaker 4>a Switzerland And who can land that plane there?

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<v Speaker 7>It is?

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway. I looked at him, and he looked very steely

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<v Speaker 5>and determined, and he had I presume his wife in

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<v Speaker 5>the passenger seat.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, one presumes or is that a prostitute?

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<v Speaker 5>No? No, no, And I thought, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 5>just haven't got it in me to even have a

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<v Speaker 5>face off over this. I'm going to let him have

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<v Speaker 5>the park and I'll find another one. But it's hard.

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<v Speaker 5>It's that is it like a standoff of who gives

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<v Speaker 5>in first as to who gets the park.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a very unpatrina way for.

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<v Speaker 5>The I know, isn't it. Maybe I'm mellowing.

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<v Speaker 4>In my mouth. I think this is because you've not

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<v Speaker 4>been well this week. If you were one hundred percent,

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<v Speaker 4>you're shunting him out the way into that into that

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<v Speaker 4>river behind him. That is the last any sorry old

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<v Speaker 4>when you go shop it by that butcher's focus and

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<v Speaker 4>never return with that lady we can only presume was

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<v Speaker 4>his wife.

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<v Speaker 5>So I let him have it. I thought, oh, that's

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<v Speaker 5>all right. You haven't got much time left on this earth.

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<v Speaker 5>You might as well have fucking wow.

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<v Speaker 4>There we go. Good morning everybody. You're still listening. Happy

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<v Speaker 4>to hear your listeners, Happy to hear you.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Slight mass to slice the top of my finger off right.

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<v Speaker 4>It's only a small cup, but it wouldn't stop bleed.

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<v Speaker 4>While I was cooking dinner last night, we get this thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you had it for a while, jab Marley spoon, Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You get a box once a week and they've got

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<v Speaker 4>a couple of meals in there, and it's basically bags.

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<v Speaker 4>You empty out the bag, tip it down. It's got

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<v Speaker 4>all the it's kind of idioproof you have empty at

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<v Speaker 4>the bag. It's got all the ingredients. In there, like

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<v Speaker 4>where you need two onions, some garlic and it's all

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<v Speaker 4>in there. Anyway, yesterday these instructions were this chicken cat's

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<v Speaker 4>who carry that I was making for. Everyone said that

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<v Speaker 4>I needed to do something called Julien the carrots. Now

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know what that means. I think it

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<v Speaker 4>means great the carrots.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought Julian was long strips.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, so I thought, well, we don't have a

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<v Speaker 4>Julien obviously to hand in the house. I just used

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<v Speaker 4>the cheese grater. Anyway. I thought with a carrot you

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<v Speaker 4>could really start just going down the side of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't realize slice, Oh my god, what there's a flipping

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<v Speaker 4>gratitut the anger, Patsy. This is a noise or throat

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<v Speaker 4>made earlier.

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<v Speaker 5>Do we have to reply it?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No? Yes? Wait do we have to hear it

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<v Speaker 4>first time? Secret sound calling and unlocked ten thousand big one?

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<v Speaker 4>If you could even guess what this is? Is it a

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<v Speaker 4>pelican feeding?

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<v Speaker 3>My guess is Christian's finger coming off?

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<v Speaker 5>As it's awful Normyn's number one show right.

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<v Speaker 4>Out the gates. I won. This is my ring zone

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<v Speaker 4>and I know what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Terrible Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>This week and Halloween, I've been on search for good

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<v Speaker 4>good to the point ghost stories. Can we do three days?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, but yesterday and the day before that's

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<v Speaker 4>some really really great ghost stories. We've got some of

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<v Speaker 4>your emails. Now. You can almost ewail the show whenever

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<v Speaker 4>you want, whenever it suits you want anything, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>just talking about whether it's an old podcast or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au comes to

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<v Speaker 4>me late, all right, teen, do we want some more

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<v Speaker 4>ghost stories? A strange haunting in someone's better other than

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<v Speaker 4>I always say, patsy, okay, ALIGHTI hey, Christian, I once

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<v Speaker 4>heard our ghost open the back door for me and

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<v Speaker 4>it would always take my geodrant cans and even took

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<v Speaker 4>our tub of fairy floss quite sort of specific, sort

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<v Speaker 4>of tarkit to in there, Christian, I locked myself out

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<v Speaker 4>and had to lee to pick up my girlfriend from

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<v Speaker 4>the barn doors. In a panic, I checked all the

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<v Speaker 4>doors and windows, then went back to the back door

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<v Speaker 4>and checked it. It was locked, so I even kicked

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<v Speaker 4>it and it was still lot went back to the

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<v Speaker 4>front door, the back to the back door again and

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<v Speaker 4>it was wide open. Woo comes from Jason. Thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much, Christian. I tried to work cool yesterday morning.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a real estate agent in the Werribee earlier shout

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<v Speaker 4>out to well Weerribee. In two thousand and nine, I

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<v Speaker 4>did an open house inspanson. I bet, I bet they

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<v Speaker 4>got some amazing stories real estate agents. I did an

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<v Speaker 4>open home inspansion of property which was vacant and there

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<v Speaker 4>was an estate cell following the owner's passing. On opening

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<v Speaker 4>of the property and walking through towards the back of

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<v Speaker 4>it and the back door, a vivid image and of

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<v Speaker 4>an old lady appeared about a foot from my face.

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<v Speaker 4>I promptly some capitals on our friend rob'zemo here. I

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<v Speaker 4>promptly turned on my heel and returned running to the

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<v Speaker 4>front door. The house standing outside. The home was quickly

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<v Speaker 4>sold and the around six months later, are bumped into

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<v Speaker 4>the buyer on asking how the house Renna was going

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<v Speaker 4>and whether they'd felt any strange presence at the home.

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<v Speaker 4>Things you don't want to hear from they got that

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<v Speaker 4>sold it to you. A presence means only one thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Reason reno is one question following up about the presence,

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<v Speaker 4>It's going to terrify anyone, even if they hadn't experienced anything.

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<v Speaker 4>She replied, Oh, Jimmy, and the old lady's fair face

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<v Speaker 4>and the hairs in the back of my neck stood up,

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<v Speaker 4>as it does every time I recount the story, Christian

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<v Speaker 4>and I now never go inside haunted look at homes.

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<v Speaker 4>I send the young juniors here to do that. That's wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there some kind of rule or law? And where

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<v Speaker 3>am I remembering this from? Where you have to disclose

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<v Speaker 3>if there's ghosts in the building.

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<v Speaker 4>I know in England you do. If you have had

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<v Speaker 4>experience of haunting in there, you have to let the

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<v Speaker 4>potential buyers know. I don't know what the standing is here.

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<v Speaker 5>It's if there's a crime that's being committed at the house,

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<v Speaker 5>like something really serious, they have to confess.

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<v Speaker 4>But I do have to confess. Well, if someone the

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<v Speaker 4>image of Robert de Niro strap into a lie detective,

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<v Speaker 4>confess Hormona, who's years ago, we weren't even living here,

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<v Speaker 4>don't remember, get the drill out everything.

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<v Speaker 5>If there's been a crime committed where someone's perhaps passed away,

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<v Speaker 5>get it out. They have to confess. But I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think Australia is that old enough like the

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<v Speaker 5>UK where there's.

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<v Speaker 4>But you can surely you can have a young guy,

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<v Speaker 4>can you? You must be able to have goes from

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<v Speaker 4>like the last fifty years, one hundred years easily some

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<v Speaker 4>of the ones we're hearing about yesterday, that Scottish guy

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<v Speaker 4>and the floating beer can for the last ten twenty years.

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<v Speaker 4>And then we have an email here from one of

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<v Speaker 4>our listeners who listen to the show and Sydney on

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<v Speaker 4>the I Heart app. Wherever you're listening, if you outside Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 4>always get real kick. If we've got a listener anywhere

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<v Speaker 4>outside of Melbourne, appreciate the effort you go to try

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<v Speaker 4>and find the show. Christian, I'm writing to you with

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<v Speaker 4>a heart felt request of supportment. My aim is Shem

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<v Speaker 4>and I'll be stepping into the boxing ring tomorrow night

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<v Speaker 4>for the first time at the age of forty five,

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<v Speaker 4>to raise money for cancer research. My ami is to

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<v Speaker 4>try and get one thousand dollars. I think he's got

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<v Speaker 4>about seven hundred at the moment. The cause is incredibly

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<v Speaker 4>personal to me because the cancer buttles my loved ones

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<v Speaker 4>have faced. My wife had thyroid cancer and to undergo

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<v Speaker 4>surgery to remove half of her thyroid. Then last Christmas,

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<v Speaker 4>my mum was admitted to hospital and discovered cancer. She's

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<v Speaker 4>gone through chemotherapy but started radiation but the side effects

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<v Speaker 4>became unbearable, so she'd had to stop. We're hoping that

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<v Speaker 4>she's cancer free at the moment. So these experience has

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<v Speaker 4>driven me to actually do something and raise funds of

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<v Speaker 4>cancer research for children. So I joined this organization here

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<v Speaker 4>called shadow Box HAYESQ to help me get back into

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<v Speaker 4>shape and it was almost surrender bit. It's to find

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<v Speaker 4>members preferring for the Sydney Contender series charity fights Tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 4>Took it as a sign and so tomorrow night he's going.

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<v Speaker 4>He's getting into the ring.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good money.

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<v Speaker 4>What a hero. He's raised seven hundred already. If you

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<v Speaker 4>go to our Facebook page and Instagram, we'll give you

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<v Speaker 4>a link if you want to donate. He's trying to

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<v Speaker 4>get a thousand. It'd be lovely if by the end

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<v Speaker 4>of the day's show, it doesn't matter where if you

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<v Speaker 4>listened to the show. If you listen to this and

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<v Speaker 4>you join us each morning, you're part of our family.

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<v Speaker 4>So it'd be great if we could if you could

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<v Speaker 4>see when he logs on late this morning that we've

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<v Speaker 4>got over one thousand dollars. The charity as well is

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<v Speaker 4>called camp Quality and it's actually for children. I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>know that every month sixty four kids are diagnosed with

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack was queuing recently and in the queue with him

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<v Speaker 4>was someone well known, Jackie Boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Scoresby McDonald's this weekend on the EastLink. Inbound Sam Newman

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<v Speaker 3>in front of me in line at McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 4>Wouldn't strike me as a Maca's customer. More of a

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<v Speaker 4>kind of sit down, sort of fine dining man, I'd

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<v Speaker 4>imagine Sam, and then a couple of weeks ago, I

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<v Speaker 4>was behind Chris Judd and what he had was two

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<v Speaker 4>mangoes in his shopping basket. I don't know if it

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<v Speaker 4>was one X for him and Becker. I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what was going on. It's none of my business. But

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<v Speaker 4>I was behind Chris Judd. So today we're asking you again.

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<v Speaker 8>In the cue, who in the cue?

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<v Speaker 4>In the queue? Who was in the queue? Nine four

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<v Speaker 4>one four one four three for Ash Shandon No at

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<v Speaker 4>Lunar Park just after his Australian Idol success. Surely if

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<v Speaker 4>you've got a dizzy man now I'm Australian Idol winner,

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<v Speaker 4>life changes, let's go to Luna Park.

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<v Speaker 3>That kind of success.

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<v Speaker 4>You jumped to the fast pass? Did they even do

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<v Speaker 4>it fast part?

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<v Speaker 5>No, Disneyland isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>But I wonder if Luna Park. Let's find out what

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<v Speaker 4>to do a fast pass.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you been to Luna Park yet, Christian?

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<v Speaker 4>I have, yeah. When we're I think it was the

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<v Speaker 4>first six months we moved here, and so the first

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<v Speaker 4>year when we were really sort of assessing why we

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<v Speaker 4>moved here. But a lovely, lovely, lovely experience there, lovely

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<v Speaker 4>experience there park, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>You know I've never been what I never been to

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<v Speaker 5>Luna Park?

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<v Speaker 4>You're kidding, No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 5>We keep saying every summer to we'll treat it, we'll go.

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<v Speaker 4>It should be grown.

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<v Speaker 3>What's all things decided to for year going to Luna

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<v Speaker 3>Park this summer?

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<v Speaker 5>It never get around to it. It's on the bucket list.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, cut it out. That's what you have on

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<v Speaker 4>the big rides, throwing up over you're doing the loop?

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<v Speaker 4>The loop? Maybe that's hundering the who's in the I

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<v Speaker 4>tell you who it's in the queue? Cadel Evans, Oh yeah, Jack,

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<v Speaker 4>you know cadel Evans.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Oh yes he two of friends.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's right, four time Olympian. I think cadel Evans

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<v Speaker 4>Maca's que. That's the space to spot them, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Sam Nyam and cadel Evans I had so many drinks,

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<v Speaker 4>called my husband over to come and chat to Cadell

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<v Speaker 4>and were so embarrassed that he thought we were crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Glenda lined up behind Denise Drysdale.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh ding dong legend Australian.

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<v Speaker 4>Denise Drysdale at Festival Hall for a Begi's concert in

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<v Speaker 4>the early seventies. Wow, what a memory to still.

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<v Speaker 5>Up with high fame in the seventies, fifty years late.

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<v Speaker 4>Charlie Cube behind Now this is more like it. This

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<v Speaker 4>is actually a really big one actually, Stephan Dennis Stephie

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<v Speaker 4>d at Belgrave Post Office. Huge if that's true, that's huge.

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<v Speaker 4>Christ And I was in the airport queuing at LAX

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<v Speaker 4>next to Mick Fleetwood. He had a very long satchel

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<v Speaker 4>and a leather waistcoat. Slow rock stars do, I guess

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<v Speaker 4>My partner and I were mesmerized.

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<v Speaker 3>Sam youman actually had a very long satchel at McDonald's

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<v Speaker 3>when I saw him on the weekend. Yes, you'd almost

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<v Speaker 3>call it a man purse, is what I would how

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<v Speaker 3>I would describe it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think you'd like you calling it that, Jack,

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<v Speaker 4>it'd be some podcasts if be having to go at

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<v Speaker 4>you now welcn's gone mad Lauren waiting behind Venus Williams

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<v Speaker 4>in the queue at the awesome Chinchin Wow finish. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>even if you're Venus Williams, you're still going to do

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<v Speaker 4>that cue like the rest of us and Chinchin. Deal's

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<v Speaker 4>on the line, Good morning deal, Hey Bill, Sorry Billy,

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<v Speaker 4>Billy Bill diddyday Philly.

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<v Speaker 9>I had that moment, I had that moment of the

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<v Speaker 9>petrol station where you hang up you're finish fooling at

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<v Speaker 9>your car and you hang up your bower and as

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<v Speaker 9>you look up towards the pay there's someone else and

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<v Speaker 9>you're racing to the counter. I looked up and it

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<v Speaker 9>was Kathy's frame it.

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<v Speaker 4>She's going to be She's going to be, you mate.

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<v Speaker 4>I know it's a couple of years, it's a big win,

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<v Speaker 4>but she's still going to do you. You're right, you

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<v Speaker 4>get in that kind of speeded up walk, but you

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<v Speaker 4>don't look aggressive, like you're like you're an idiot trying

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<v Speaker 4>to get ahead of them, but you are trying to

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<v Speaker 4>get ahead of them, and you're doing that against Kath Freeman.

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<v Speaker 9>But she didn't have a suit on.

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<v Speaker 4>Who won? Who got there first to the till?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>I got it?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you? Did you? A lack of literary lap round

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<v Speaker 4>there on the coffee machine?

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<v Speaker 9>I wanted to buy her three miles back condolenswers.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, runners up. Price is what you could earn one

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<v Speaker 4>calf All right, Benny, Philly Dilly, thank you very much?

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<v Speaker 4>You Cale who was in the queue?

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<v Speaker 2>Broger, you're listening to the Christian know Carl's show. Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Who is in the queue?

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<v Speaker 8>Who is in the queue, Who's in the cue? Who's

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<v Speaker 8>in the cue?

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<v Speaker 4>All right? Who was in the queue? Celebrities queuing up?

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<v Speaker 4>We've got some big ones coming in Team Wow, Acting Royalty.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Christian, Good morning, Benjamin Hearn. I was at

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<v Speaker 4>the walking to the counter office works in South Yarra.

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<v Speaker 4>I noted a lady in front of me carrying something heavy.

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<v Speaker 4>It turns out it was Jackie Woodburn from Neighbors. Oh now,

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<v Speaker 4>in my twenty nine Seconds of Fame when I was

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<v Speaker 4>in a scene of Neighbors, it was me and Jackie

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<v Speaker 4>Woodburn aka the Great Susan Kennedy. Of course, calasy lady, Ben,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you very much. You're lucky you've seen her in

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<v Speaker 4>the wild.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to know what's in the heavy box.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd imagine a printer. Yeah, I do some home printing

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<v Speaker 4>or something. A resume for some future roles headshots. Richie,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning morning, How are you? I'm good Richie, Welcome

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<v Speaker 4>to the show. So who is in the cuemate?

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<v Speaker 10>Shane warn Russell Street macers.

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<v Speaker 3>See. I was surprised Cadel Evans was in a macis

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<v Speaker 3>because he's an elite athlete, surprised as as Warny was,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not as surprised that he was in Amaza.

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<v Speaker 4>And was he in front of you? Behind you? What

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<v Speaker 4>was the deal?

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<v Speaker 10>He was off the side wearing a three piece tucks

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<v Speaker 10>with a bow tye. I looked at him and I said,

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<v Speaker 10>you know, okay, and he goes yeah. I wait for

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<v Speaker 10>lander to kind of die down, which is is hungry.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not going to say who is with because uh

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<v Speaker 10>makes complicated anyway. So what do you want? A couple

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<v Speaker 10>of cheeseburgers? I ordered a whole bunch of cheeseburgers, gave

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<v Speaker 10>them to me. He gave me his autograph, and about

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<v Speaker 10>an hour later at the gig, I was playing at

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<v Speaker 10>the Regent. He's on the dance floor holding a cheeseburger

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<v Speaker 10>with the buy out of it. He sees me, I

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<v Speaker 10>see him burst out in tears. He starts dancing, pulls

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<v Speaker 10>out another cheeseburger.

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<v Speaker 4>What a story.

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<v Speaker 3>Is an amazing story.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, Warney gives so much to the show and

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<v Speaker 4>the world still even when he's not with us, just

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<v Speaker 4>a leger, I feel like he's a patron saint of

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<v Speaker 4>the show. That's an incredible story, Richie, there's twenty.

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<v Speaker 11>Bucks over spent.

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<v Speaker 10>His partner gut was both have no pickles.

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<v Speaker 11>I may have ordered it without.

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<v Speaker 4>Well maybe they always screwed that up. Doesn't matter if

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<v Speaker 4>it's get anyone from Shane WARN's ordo or not. They

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<v Speaker 4>always screwed that. When you asked for no pickles, they

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<v Speaker 4>just shove them in anyway, Richie, great story mate, Thanks

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<v Speaker 4>for sharing that this morning. All right, have a good day, Matt.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning. Who was in the queue?

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<v Speaker 11>Christians and guys?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello mate, Matt? Who was in the queue with you?

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<v Speaker 11>It was about eighteen or there about years ago. I

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<v Speaker 11>think it was a pubb in Pits right in Brunswick,

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<v Speaker 11>a little bit hazy night. Chris Hendles was a couple

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<v Speaker 11>of people ahead of us in the line to getting drinks.

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<v Speaker 4>So was this before of thor or when he was

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<v Speaker 4>home and away or.

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<v Speaker 11>I think it was home and away because it wasn't

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<v Speaker 11>really into the marvely sort of thought stuffter. Yeah, when

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<v Speaker 11>I wind up with him at the urinal as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was like you were just following you around

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<v Speaker 4>that Let it go, Okay, it's creepy, Yes, I all right, Matt,

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much. Rihanna, good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Rihanna.

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<v Speaker 4>Who was in the queue?

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<v Speaker 12>Matt Damon?

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<v Speaker 4>Hell, bestie, isn't it. Where was this Byron Bay?

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<v Speaker 8>Byron Bay?

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, at the Roadhouse cafe.

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<v Speaker 4>That is pretty good. So he was queuing up, was

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<v Speaker 4>in front of you, behind you, he was in.

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<v Speaker 9>Front of me, a boy.

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<v Speaker 7>Going back to the previous caller. He was also with

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<v Speaker 7>Chris Hemsworth and his wife.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a double hemo and Matt Damon, and he was

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<v Speaker 4>getting the coffees in. I love it. That's a great coffee. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you said it was getting along black.

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<v Speaker 2>Long black, Yes, Orders of the stars.

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<v Speaker 13>I was starstrucker.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't have much to say to him, unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I bet you do. When you get like that

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<v Speaker 4>and you see someone very famous in the world, you

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<v Speaker 4>just stare at them and then just look away quickly

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<v Speaker 4>and then look back.

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<v Speaker 7>I ran straight from my sister who was sitting at

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<v Speaker 7>the table by the window, and I said, I was,

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<v Speaker 7>and she's been staring at these beautiful people the whole time,

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<v Speaker 7>and it was Chris Hemsworth. We tried, we tried taking

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<v Speaker 7>a sneaky photo, but the mentioning at the table gave

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<v Speaker 7>us a bit of grief. Saying just leave them alone.

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<v Speaker 6>Girl. Ah.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder how many of us have r on us

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<v Speaker 4>to try to take the sneaky photo of a celebrity Rihanna.

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<v Speaker 4>Very funny story mate, thanks for sharing it. Thank you, Johnny,

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<v Speaker 4>Hey mate, how are you doing? I'm good? So who

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<v Speaker 4>did you see in the queue?

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<v Speaker 14>Okay?

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<v Speaker 15>So I was in Hollywood a couple of years ago

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<v Speaker 15>and I was at a shopping center in Q four

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<v Speaker 15>Chick fil A, and about two spaces ahead of me

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<v Speaker 15>was the one and only Mike Shanoda from Lincoln Park.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow? Wait was he working there? Where are they now?

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<v Speaker 4>Sha Shanoda? The chips need chopping up? Shanoda? Anyone in there?

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<v Speaker 3>I think Lincoln Park is still very popular.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're quite right. Fifty year old skaters with wallet change.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>On today's show. Then the height of laziness? What do

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<v Speaker 4>you do? That is the height of laziness? And there

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<v Speaker 4>are heights, and there are heights, and there are peaks?

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<v Speaker 4>Will you be peaky peaky more than Jack Post? And

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<v Speaker 4>what he dropped? What he dropped on the show yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>Ride at the end is he had one foot out

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<v Speaker 4>the door and when you talk about the height of laziness.

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<v Speaker 4>Shoving rubbish down the.

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<v Speaker 5>Back of the couch a lavable shocking.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I wouldn't put anything disgusting now, and they're

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<v Speaker 3>just a small wrapper.

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<v Speaker 16>No fat is a little segment where we will.

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<v Speaker 4>Judge your fat.

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<v Speaker 8>What the fact baby, What the fat baby?

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<v Speaker 4>All right? What facts have you got for us? On

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<v Speaker 4>nine four one four one o four three. Ultimately we're

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<v Speaker 4>looking for fascinating ones, great facts. Fascinating. We grade yours

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<v Speaker 4>mildly interesting. I'm what you don't want to hear. Here's

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<v Speaker 4>some of the ones from last week.

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<v Speaker 7>Garden snails have an average of fourteen thousand teeth.

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<v Speaker 10>Fascinating gold fish have a better memory in cold water

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<v Speaker 10>than they're doing more water.

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<v Speaker 17>Fascinating horses can't breathe through their mouth.

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<v Speaker 6>Mildly interesting, Jackie.

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<v Speaker 4>What before we start going through the listeners, You've got

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<v Speaker 4>one about whether or not you have to declare a

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<v Speaker 4>ghost to.

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<v Speaker 3>Real estate asients. These are This is a list of

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<v Speaker 3>things real estate agents must disclose to you before blowing

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<v Speaker 3>a property. Any crime, pathy was right, any crimes that

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<v Speaker 3>have happened in the fascinating environmental issues such as pollution

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<v Speaker 3>or contamination, undesirable or troublesome neighbors? Is that the law

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<v Speaker 3>or the presence of ghosts?

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<v Speaker 6>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Fascinating. I don't know you had to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Desirable neighbors is an interesting one. The judgment is it

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<v Speaker 3>the real estate agent?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I think it's the person trying to get rid

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<v Speaker 4>of the house. You don't mention under it undesirables. That

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<v Speaker 4>would be a red flag for anyone, wouldn't it. Oh, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 4>we don't mind undesirables. Pay not money to be right.

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<v Speaker 16>Next.

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<v Speaker 4>It's always funny when you say to people like why

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<v Speaker 4>are you selling it? They go, oh, yess next door neighbors?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, what the facts? What do we think of

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<v Speaker 4>this one? Then from Timbo, there is a fence in

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<v Speaker 4>Australia longer than the distance from New York to London.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, the rabbit fence.

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<v Speaker 4>Cool, fascinating. Benny Taylor, the longest boxing match ever was

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred and ten rounds, seven off hours. Wasn't this

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<v Speaker 4>your uncle red that story Chris's great grandfather. Yeah, box

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<v Speaker 4>went on for three days.

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<v Speaker 5>It's cory On actually, mother of six foot fins, and

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<v Speaker 5>the grass never grew on the same paston. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 5>they roped off the streets and everyone to watch.

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<v Speaker 4>This was only last year guys punched him over a

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<v Speaker 4>six foot fry.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk about undesirable.

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<v Speaker 4>Neighbors, Patsy, Yeah, no, no, no, I thought I saw Jack

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<v Speaker 4>was saying about undesirable neighbors. Oh dear, dear, that over

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<v Speaker 4>your fence, Glenn. This Saturday, fourth of November will be

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<v Speaker 4>exactly seven thousand days since Essendon last one A final.

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<v Speaker 3>Saw that that's the case. That is so.

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<v Speaker 4>Sad for another seven thousand more. The word sun translates

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<v Speaker 4>to the eyes of the day in Indonesian. No, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought that might be something interesting about the sun.

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<v Speaker 4>And this this is a great one. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>give it before even read it out. Fascinating. Isaac Newton

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<v Speaker 4>invented the cat door.

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<v Speaker 3>Who knew Probably the problem with having so many famous

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<v Speaker 3>things that you're known for is that some will drop down.

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<v Speaker 4>The Yeah, come on, put that one at the top.

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<v Speaker 4>He invented the cat or it's sir Isaac Newton. That

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<v Speaker 4>is incredible. That's the worst things we've had, Shane. That's

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<v Speaker 4>a killer fact. All right, what have you got? Nine

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<v Speaker 4>four one four one oh four three. We're looking for

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<v Speaker 4>your facts.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Lines are open right now, you can text as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Whatever's easiest for you to let us know your facts.

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<v Speaker 4>Every Thursday on the show. Then we hear your facts,

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<v Speaker 4>we're looking for them, and then we kind of grade them,

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<v Speaker 4>going for the great ones, fascinating to the.

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<v Speaker 6>Middlings, mildly interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>For the fact that's so boring. You would never tell,

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<v Speaker 4>would never partison on to another human being. It would

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<v Speaker 4>stop the conversation stone cold dead. All right, let's get

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<v Speaker 4>into it.

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<v Speaker 16>What that fat is a little segment where well.

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<v Speaker 4>Judge your fast.

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<v Speaker 8>What the fact baby, What the fat baby?

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<v Speaker 4>Now, we just did a great one about Sir Isaac Newton,

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<v Speaker 4>who knew he was the inventor of the cat door.

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<v Speaker 4>Just do some more research at Isaac Newton fantasy calculated gravity,

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<v Speaker 4>but he did he invent the cat door. When Sir

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<v Speaker 4>Isaac Newton was working on his experiments at the University

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<v Speaker 4>of Cambridge, he was constantly interrupted by his cat scratching

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<v Speaker 4>at the door. Come on, guys, I'm trying to nail

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<v Speaker 4>gravity here. He called bloody hellby a boo there. So

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<v Speaker 4>he called the Cambridge University carpenter to saw two holes

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<v Speaker 4>in the door, one for the mummy cap and one

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<v Speaker 4>for a kitten's. They go, hey, presto, no on is

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<v Speaker 4>he nail gravity cat doors? Thank you future life? All right, Christian?

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<v Speaker 4>What the fact there are no crows in Melbourne? Only ravens?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, what's the difference?

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<v Speaker 4>I got no idea.

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<v Speaker 6>Mildly interesting, I do.

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<v Speaker 4>I love this one from you. And rainbows. Who doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>love a rainbow? When you see one rainbows around, you

0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:08.959
<v Speaker 4>can only see them in full from the air. Rainbows

0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:12.040
<v Speaker 4>are round with it that it is a flat thing,

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<v Speaker 4>the rainbow, all the girls, but they're round, fascinating. Only

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<v Speaker 4>me fascinated by that.

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<v Speaker 5>One goes, oh, I think that's quite interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>Jackie boy. You find them under ghosts. Don't care for them.

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<v Speaker 3>I like a rainbow.

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<v Speaker 4>Who doesn't love a rainbow? Them with a unicorn? To me,

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<v Speaker 4>when you've see one in the world, it is so gorgeous. Catherine,

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<v Speaker 4>come on him, that old Catherine.

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<v Speaker 14>I'm going to stay on today's theme of Matt Damon.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 14>Now, in the movie The Martian, when Matt's stuck up

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<v Speaker 14>there and he's trying to survive, he's counting the souls

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<v Speaker 14>sol one soul two, Soul three and it's about Soul

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<v Speaker 14>three hundred and something by the time they get back

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<v Speaker 14>and rescue or six hundred and something.

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<v Speaker 3>That's his version of days, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 14>Well, that's because the sun actually has a name, and

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<v Speaker 14>its name is Soul.

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<v Speaker 4>Great movie. Do you remember about the side that it

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<v Speaker 4>is a great movie? Catherine. I know you can come

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<v Speaker 4>back stronger from this.

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<v Speaker 14>Okay, thank you for believing in me.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you. You've got it. You can do this, Katherine.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a nice day, mate. Yeah, Sharlotte, good morning, Good morning,

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Charlotte. Now, Charlotte, before you go any further,

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<v Speaker 4>I understand today it's your birthday. Yes, it is a

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<v Speaker 4>bird birthday, calling us the show on your birthday. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>you're giving us a gift. And how old are you today, Charlotte,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm turning twelve today, turning twelve? How excited? And have

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<v Speaker 4>you opened up your presents? Well?

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<v Speaker 18>Actually got a fine iron fourteen and I got it,

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<v Speaker 18>oh well early. Yeah, I got it a while ago.

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<v Speaker 18>It was quite early, and I wasn't expecting any more

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<v Speaker 18>gifts to day. But I've got a couple others.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh said, just got one of those old flip ones,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, my space. Wow, Charlotte, happy birthday, Thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much, and give us a call. You're getting ready

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<v Speaker 4>for school?

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<v Speaker 18>Yeah, I'm this eating and breakfast now.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Okay, watch you have for breakfast? Toast? You got

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<v Speaker 4>some cereal on the go.

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<v Speaker 18>I'm a bay.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh very nice birthday?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So Charlotte, what's your fact for us on

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<v Speaker 4>your birthday?

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<v Speaker 18>My factors? Type prior is the longest words you can

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<v Speaker 18>write with one roll of the keyboard.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to get my keyboard right now. It's everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're near a keyboard, seven us check this out

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<v Speaker 4>and send it. Don't believe you, Charlotte, been misled by

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<v Speaker 4>kids before before we wants children. Do you know what?

0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:51.680
<v Speaker 4>I've just tried it. You're quite right, that quirty typewriter. Fascinating.

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<v Speaker 4>Well done, one of the best facts we've had. Thank

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<v Speaker 4>you so much, Charlotte, giving school and enjoy your birthday today.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you all right, Thanks Charlotte, Bye bye, thank you, Maggie.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Hi everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>And Maggie, what's your fact for us? Well?

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<v Speaker 13>I don't want on our packers, but in Chili they

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<v Speaker 13>call them guanacos. So the reason why they can live

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<v Speaker 13>so high and out mildly. Yes, it is because their

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<v Speaker 13>blood cells are rice grain shaped as opposed to our

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<v Speaker 13>human blood cells, which are kind of donut shaped, and

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<v Speaker 13>so they can pack more oxygen per mill liter.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, did you say rice shaped?

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<v Speaker 4>No, she did, and we do not need it to

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<v Speaker 4>be repeated. Trying to stay away here the blood shape

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<v Speaker 4>donut dont donuts on the show. No, that's enough, Brad.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Brad, Good morning. Okay, Brad, good luck buddy.

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<v Speaker 4>Now here, You've got a great fact for us. What

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<v Speaker 4>is it, Brad?

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah, the way the mainly freezing the balls off a

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<v Speaker 17>brass monkey comes from. So basically, back in the days

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<v Speaker 17>they used to use cannons, they used to have the

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<v Speaker 17>cannon balls on a little standing which was called a

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<v Speaker 17>brass monkey, and when it got cold of us during

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<v Speaker 17>those times, the brass would would shrink and the balls

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<v Speaker 17>would literally fall off. So a little funny fact that

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<v Speaker 17>a lot of people didn't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Fascinating brass monkeys. I like it, free and brass monkeys. Brad.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a great one, Thank you very much, Christian. This

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<v Speaker 4>is some sammy fun fact. Greyhounds, when running spends seventy

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<v Speaker 4>five percent of their time in the air. Oh well, Sammy,

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<v Speaker 4>that's a great one. Fascinating and crows caught and per peters.

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<v Speaker 4>Letting you know, Janet, you want to know the difference

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<v Speaker 4>between crows and ravens. Ravens only Jack would actually want

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<v Speaker 4>to know that it was a crown a raven. But

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<v Speaker 4>now now we know crows court and per ravens are

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<v Speaker 4>larger and croak. I've never heard of no, no nonetherwise, maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>Because there's done in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you do? There's a height of laziness. I

0:33:07.760 --> 0:33:11.000
<v Speaker 4>constantly steal batteries from one remote and just shove it

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<v Speaker 4>in the other one rather than getting up. It would

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<v Speaker 4>take me no more than ten seconds to get up

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<v Speaker 4>and go and shimmy over to that drawer of crap

0:33:18.880 --> 0:33:21.040
<v Speaker 4>that everybody everybody has in a house where there's a

0:33:21.080 --> 0:33:24.600
<v Speaker 4>tape measure in there. There's I think there's a board

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<v Speaker 4>of string, cellar tape, some kind of parcel opening knife,

0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:33.240
<v Speaker 4>and then various batteries that my wife just shoves in

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<v Speaker 4>the dead. Ones won't just put them in the bin.

0:33:35.640 --> 0:33:38.480
<v Speaker 4>It's all just rummaging around it. They're just to see

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<v Speaker 4>a flotilla of various bits and bobs, But there is

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<v Speaker 4>that random draw in every I think there's a candle.

0:33:43.720 --> 0:33:45.600
<v Speaker 4>I think there's a candle in case there's a power

0:33:45.600 --> 0:33:47.640
<v Speaker 4>outish as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Those double A batteries, we have them in Australia when

0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:52.800
<v Speaker 3>we were kids, where you would put your finger and

0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:54.880
<v Speaker 3>thumb on either end of it and would tell you

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<v Speaker 3>how much charge was still left in the battery.

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<v Speaker 4>Good old days. Do you mean that thing they had

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<v Speaker 4>as well? For reach argible batteries. You should have plugged

0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:04.160
<v Speaker 4>them in the water. No one could be bothered. We're

0:34:04.200 --> 0:34:06.480
<v Speaker 4>just lazy, go Nana, and I'd rather just chuck it

0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:09.759
<v Speaker 4>in landfill rather do that. All right, So what do

0:34:09.800 --> 0:34:12.920
<v Speaker 4>you do? That's the height of laziness. What do you do, Patsy?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, the light globe in our bathroom blewe the other weekend,

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<v Speaker 5>so we just pinched the one from Chris's office and

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<v Speaker 5>put it in. But now he's working in darkness.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she's got like an old sort of Victorian candle

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:28.920
<v Speaker 4>or something. He's just got like a minus lamp on

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:29.359
<v Speaker 4>his head.

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<v Speaker 5>He went into Audrey's bedroom and got a disk lamp

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<v Speaker 5>and he shoved that on the disk.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian. I leave my dirty plates on the table. The

0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:41.520
<v Speaker 4>dog comes along and licks them clean. Then they're ready

0:34:41.520 --> 0:34:44.359
<v Speaker 4>for dinner the next night. No, no, you cannot be

0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:49.120
<v Speaker 4>doing that. Mary. My children have wrung me on the

0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:52.000
<v Speaker 4>mobile from the toilet because they've run out of toilet paper.

0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:54.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm literally in the same house, just down the hallway.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got to be honest, I should have stopped this earlier.

0:34:57.760 --> 0:35:00.839
<v Speaker 4>They caught yesterday my daughter I had a friend over

0:35:00.880 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 4>and they're watching some horror movie. In the evening, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>watching TV and my wife. My phone goes and it's

0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:09.160
<v Speaker 4>my daughter calling from the rumpus room, Dad, could you

0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 4>come up here? The TV's on the blink? And like suck,

0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:14.600
<v Speaker 4>I just went up there. My wife went to sit down.

0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 4>Chris there, she'd be upsets. She started yelling. She'd keep

0:35:18.680 --> 0:35:22.319
<v Speaker 4>calling more calls. It's better, don't go up there. Now.

0:35:22.360 --> 0:35:25.719
<v Speaker 4>It's caught between two very big, strong, formidable ladies. I

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:27.640
<v Speaker 4>didn't know what to do. I went for the seventeen

0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:29.560
<v Speaker 4>year old. Those moments they are kicking in, big and

0:35:29.600 --> 0:35:31.279
<v Speaker 4>strong at the moments I went sort the TV out?

0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:33.400
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, do you get that from order? Does she

0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:34.480
<v Speaker 4>call you from within the house.

0:35:34.480 --> 0:35:37.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh, constantly, But I do. I do understand the lou

0:35:37.320 --> 0:35:41.080
<v Speaker 5>thing because you can't very well like wadlout no with

0:35:41.120 --> 0:35:43.319
<v Speaker 5>your niggers around your ankles. I think I think that

0:35:43.480 --> 0:35:46.600
<v Speaker 5>is justifiable. Yeah, to text or call for lou paper,

0:35:46.640 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 5>which is up the other end of the house.

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<v Speaker 4>What about I think this one. Then my wife does

0:35:50.040 --> 0:35:52.040
<v Speaker 4>this move. She texts from the bath asking for a

0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:52.720
<v Speaker 4>glass of wine.

0:35:52.760 --> 0:35:55.239
<v Speaker 5>Oh, absolutely, that's a given butler on.

0:35:56.640 --> 0:35:58.440
<v Speaker 3>But if it goes both way, its fine. And I

0:35:58.440 --> 0:36:00.880
<v Speaker 3>will often text each other, you know, can I have

0:36:00.920 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 3>a snack while I'm watching TV? Or she asked for

0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:05.480
<v Speaker 3>a hot water bottle when she's already in pain. I

0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:07.880
<v Speaker 3>think that's acceptable as long as it's flowing both ways.

0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm not. It's very much a one way street. It's

0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 4>only a one way, so she.

0:36:12.640 --> 0:36:15.040
<v Speaker 5>Shouldn't have to ask. You should have to preempt when

0:36:15.080 --> 0:36:15.800
<v Speaker 5>she's needed.

0:36:16.360 --> 0:36:21.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm not the highest out there. Some strawberries, Wendy Christian.

0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:24.640
<v Speaker 4>This is controversial. This is actually controversial when he has

0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:27.840
<v Speaker 4>two microwaves to make sure all the food is already

0:36:27.840 --> 0:36:31.480
<v Speaker 4>at the same time. You need two microwaves, and whenever

0:36:31.560 --> 0:36:33.360
<v Speaker 4>people come around the way stunned that we have a

0:36:33.440 --> 0:36:36.799
<v Speaker 4>double microwave system. But eventually when they leave they understand

0:36:37.239 --> 0:36:38.160
<v Speaker 4>this is the way.

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm running. No, I'm running no microwave.

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:44.920
<v Speaker 4>So what have you got? No oven? Just just microwave

0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:47.880
<v Speaker 4>and everything. Haven't you veg and broccay to shove that

0:36:47.920 --> 0:36:50.200
<v Speaker 4>in the microwave to warm it up? And all right?

0:36:50.280 --> 0:36:52.360
<v Speaker 4>So what do you do? There's a height of laziness,

0:36:52.880 --> 0:36:54.120
<v Speaker 4>cal Brighter, No, you're.

0:36:54.000 --> 0:36:56.600
<v Speaker 2>Listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.

0:37:00.960 --> 0:37:05.520
<v Speaker 4>Make your Hollywood. You're welcome, all right, the heights of laziness?

0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 4>What do you do? That is the height of laziness?

0:37:07.760 --> 0:37:11.360
<v Speaker 4>Nine four one four one oh four three. Jessica Stewart

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:15.920
<v Speaker 4>watched the entire movie ghost Rider, not a great movie,

0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:19.120
<v Speaker 4>the whole movie because the remote died and I couldn't

0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:23.120
<v Speaker 4>turn it off. I think that's why we've got so

0:37:23.120 --> 0:37:24.960
<v Speaker 4>many listeners. People just can't you bother to turn the

0:37:25.000 --> 0:37:30.640
<v Speaker 4>show off. It's all ratings, Jessica, Well, I just have

0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:33.200
<v Speaker 4>to sit here and watch the whole thing now, Chris,

0:37:34.520 --> 0:37:36.759
<v Speaker 4>I ordered all the ingredients to make a dish, one

0:37:36.760 --> 0:37:39.120
<v Speaker 4>of my favorite dishes that one of my local restaurants.

0:37:39.160 --> 0:37:40.800
<v Speaker 4>I did. I even went on and watched a YouTube

0:37:40.840 --> 0:37:43.560
<v Speaker 4>tutorial and how to make the dish. Then I decided,

0:37:43.600 --> 0:37:45.359
<v Speaker 4>what with all that work or that prep and all

0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 4>that clean up, I just order it for breeze. I've

0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:51.640
<v Speaker 4>done that before. I'm going to recreate that and then

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:54.120
<v Speaker 4>you see how much that's about half an hour just preparation.

0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:57.440
<v Speaker 4>I can order and eat it and let's drat the

0:37:57.480 --> 0:38:01.280
<v Speaker 4>whole thing in the bin. Littenir, we caught our daughter

0:38:01.719 --> 0:38:04.520
<v Speaker 4>throwing the pegs over the neighbor's fence. What ta can

0:38:04.560 --> 0:38:07.560
<v Speaker 4>the clothes off the line so she didn't have to

0:38:07.560 --> 0:38:11.440
<v Speaker 4>peck them back on the line. That's all. It's just

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:16.839
<v Speaker 4>I don't get the Ryan. What do you do? Height

0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:17.760
<v Speaker 4>of laziness.

0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:20.439
<v Speaker 9>I've got a Christian jack and pads.

0:38:21.640 --> 0:38:24.640
<v Speaker 11>Hey, I've got a bobbing in a mate.

0:38:25.040 --> 0:38:28.000
<v Speaker 15>He uses cruise controls in car parks.

0:38:29.760 --> 0:38:33.319
<v Speaker 4>I've never heard of that. I won't put it past Jack.

0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:35.919
<v Speaker 4>Post is a little a little tight on the old

0:38:35.920 --> 0:38:37.640
<v Speaker 4>budgets car park.

0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 3>You need all you control functions. I'm not going to

0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:42.640
<v Speaker 3>rely on the car to do that.

0:38:43.560 --> 0:38:45.400
<v Speaker 4>I thought you had to touch Patsy down about your

0:38:45.440 --> 0:38:46.000
<v Speaker 4>jackie boy.

0:38:46.280 --> 0:38:49.080
<v Speaker 5>But you're not even going at speed? No, are you

0:38:49.239 --> 0:38:51.080
<v Speaker 5>like you're doing like eight k's an hour.

0:38:51.719 --> 0:38:53.239
<v Speaker 4>Ryan, You're right to alt by the way. You're doing

0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:57.080
<v Speaker 4>a good job for him, not discussing. What are you

0:38:57.120 --> 0:38:59.799
<v Speaker 4>what do you say? What are you saving there? What

0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:05.920
<v Speaker 4>sent nothing? Ryan? Thank you very much, Maybe tomorrow the

0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:09.480
<v Speaker 4>show with you drobber mating. Ryan, thank you very much.

0:39:09.480 --> 0:39:13.319
<v Speaker 4>Good to Erica. Now, Hey Erica, Hey Christian, Hello Erica,

0:39:13.360 --> 0:39:15.360
<v Speaker 4>Welcome to the show. So height of laziness.

0:39:16.239 --> 0:39:18.920
<v Speaker 15>So I'm way too lazy to walk to the bathroom

0:39:18.960 --> 0:39:20.600
<v Speaker 15>to get a piece of dental swath.

0:39:20.640 --> 0:39:22.520
<v Speaker 18>So I'll just pull out a strand of hair from

0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:25.600
<v Speaker 18>the top of my head and use that.

0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:31.440
<v Speaker 17>That's a strong Yeah, yeah, lazy, got.

0:39:31.280 --> 0:39:33.960
<v Speaker 4>Strong follow cause it's one of my used to be

0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:36.719
<v Speaker 4>one of my most effective chat up lines to lady.

0:39:39.120 --> 0:39:40.560
<v Speaker 3>Into your future children.

0:39:40.480 --> 0:39:44.680
<v Speaker 4>Using pan temprovy or something on that hair. Erica, that's disgusting,

0:39:45.320 --> 0:39:51.440
<v Speaker 4>It's just disgusting. It's rough. Yes, correct, Darren, good morning,

0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 4>Good morning, we go down. Welcome to the show. So

0:39:55.520 --> 0:39:57.880
<v Speaker 4>what do you do Darren, that's the height of laziness.

0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:02.320
<v Speaker 15>Well, I like to think around with electronics and PCs

0:40:02.320 --> 0:40:04.960
<v Speaker 15>and stuff, and one time I needed a USB cable.

0:40:05.000 --> 0:40:07.319
<v Speaker 15>Now I know I've got like hundreds of them in

0:40:07.360 --> 0:40:09.759
<v Speaker 15>a tub in the garage. It's all tangled up. But

0:40:09.840 --> 0:40:11.520
<v Speaker 15>I'm that lazy. I can't have a box is going

0:40:11.560 --> 0:40:13.080
<v Speaker 15>look for one, So I just go on Amazon and

0:40:13.080 --> 0:40:14.080
<v Speaker 15>get the next day delivery.

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:16.600
<v Speaker 4>I've done that before. I can't judge. I've done that before.

0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:19.160
<v Speaker 4>You're right, there's that box and nest of them. I'm like,

0:40:19.440 --> 0:40:22.280
<v Speaker 4>is this a US, A B C. I don't know, Guys,

0:40:22.440 --> 0:40:22.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:40:24.000 --> 0:40:27.360
<v Speaker 15>And the box is just like a nest of just wires.

0:40:27.480 --> 0:40:30.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, you could get stuck in there for days

0:40:30.160 --> 0:40:31.920
<v Speaker 4>in that viper's nest. You could drag you in all

0:40:31.960 --> 0:40:35.239
<v Speaker 4>them cables. Nope, yeah, yeah, no, I've done that. Move

0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:38.040
<v Speaker 4>as when I'm ashamed to say Darren, Darren, thanks you.

0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:42.080
<v Speaker 4>Let's got a Michael now, Michael height of laziness. Yeah,

0:40:42.120 --> 0:40:44.040
<v Speaker 4>here they go and go, yeah, good, Michael, welcome.

0:40:44.560 --> 0:40:47.560
<v Speaker 19>I think I'm also in the lazy end, also discussing category.

0:40:47.640 --> 0:40:51.960
<v Speaker 19>So when my wife wants me to when we make canloney,

0:40:52.520 --> 0:40:55.120
<v Speaker 19>I'll see about the easiest thing to do is you

0:40:55.160 --> 0:40:57.239
<v Speaker 19>get the big path of the tube, stick it in

0:40:57.239 --> 0:40:59.640
<v Speaker 19>the bowl of mixture and just suck the other end

0:40:59.760 --> 0:41:02.239
<v Speaker 19>and all it hits your tongue and then you've loaded

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:03.399
<v Speaker 19>your can learning to you really nice.

0:41:03.400 --> 0:41:05.040
<v Speaker 4>Well, so you don't use a piping bag or anything.

0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:09.239
<v Speaker 19>No, no, you know, just wasting time. You can do

0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:12.879
<v Speaker 19>it if you just suck them up with your mouth.

0:41:13.160 --> 0:41:17.719
<v Speaker 3>Must straws more disgusting depending on who's eating it. Are

0:41:17.760 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 3>you sing this to guests?

0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:21.400
<v Speaker 19>Well, we're gonna we're going to cook it, so it

0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:23.080
<v Speaker 19>doesn't matter, it.

0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:26.360
<v Speaker 4>Really really matters.

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell Show Podcast.

0:41:29.400 --> 0:41:32.520
<v Speaker 4>How lazy are you? We're living in lazy times people.

0:41:32.560 --> 0:41:36.920
<v Speaker 4>We are one cake shopping, bring the food to me,

0:41:37.320 --> 0:41:39.400
<v Speaker 4>bother to get in the can't try from the corner

0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:43.319
<v Speaker 4>to a local cafe or restaurant. Height of laziness. What

0:41:43.320 --> 0:41:45.920
<v Speaker 4>do you do? There's a height of laziness, Christian. I'm

0:41:45.960 --> 0:41:51.399
<v Speaker 4>texting you because I'm too lazy to call the show Rob.

0:41:51.480 --> 0:41:54.560
<v Speaker 4>That's great, Thank you very much, Andrew Cooper Morning Team.

0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:57.719
<v Speaker 4>Someone in my household is too lazy to change over

0:41:57.760 --> 0:42:00.960
<v Speaker 4>the used to toilet roll. Just leave the cardboard tube

0:42:01.000 --> 0:42:03.080
<v Speaker 4>on the hold of my wife does that. She's never

0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:06.840
<v Speaker 4>ever changed one once, just leaves it there. It's aggressive

0:42:06.840 --> 0:42:09.959
<v Speaker 4>when you see it bare bold like that, you're sting

0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:12.400
<v Speaker 4>you actually just saying you deal with this. You might

0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:15.920
<v Speaker 4>low role changer you are in life, leaving it to

0:42:15.960 --> 0:42:17.839
<v Speaker 4>me to change. Have a new role, Chris, I'm thinking about.

0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:22.400
<v Speaker 4>Might go on strike, Andrew. It won't work. You'll cave in.

0:42:22.280 --> 0:42:24.080
<v Speaker 3>Do Andrew? If you need toilet paper?

0:42:24.160 --> 0:42:24.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:42:24.520 --> 0:42:25.080
<v Speaker 3>Are you going to do?

0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:27.520
<v Speaker 4>Carry on with your own private supply under your arm? There?

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:31.000
<v Speaker 4>You're not take a look at yourself. Man. Let's go

0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:32.799
<v Speaker 4>to Tracy here. What do you do? That's a height

0:42:32.800 --> 0:42:34.839
<v Speaker 4>of lazy laziness Tracy.

0:42:35.000 --> 0:42:39.480
<v Speaker 20>Good morning, pet sex and cats. I was very comfortable

0:42:39.560 --> 0:42:42.320
<v Speaker 20>under the blanket under the heater. The remote was about

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:44.520
<v Speaker 20>four or five feet away from me for the TV,

0:42:44.800 --> 0:42:48.319
<v Speaker 20>so I d did a remote so I didn't have

0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:48.800
<v Speaker 20>to get.

0:42:48.719 --> 0:42:55.400
<v Speaker 4>Up on your phone because you gotta go to the

0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:57.560
<v Speaker 4>app store. You're going to need a a sort of

0:42:57.600 --> 0:42:59.560
<v Speaker 4>login thing with your face, and then you've got to

0:42:59.560 --> 0:43:01.160
<v Speaker 4>wait for it did to complete the circle?

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:03.680
<v Speaker 18>Yeah, so that probably talk about fIF day minutes you

0:43:03.760 --> 0:43:04.400
<v Speaker 18>set it all up.

0:43:09.440 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 4>You're in that sweet spot.

0:43:11.239 --> 0:43:14.080
<v Speaker 20>And I did have a female eclectus asleep on my

0:43:14.160 --> 0:43:16.239
<v Speaker 20>chest as well, so my bird she was asleep, I

0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:17.080
<v Speaker 20>couldn't disturb her.

0:43:17.200 --> 0:43:20.720
<v Speaker 4>So what kind of bird like a parrot or something.

0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:22.520
<v Speaker 20>Yeah, and a collectors parrot.

0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:26.120
<v Speaker 4>Yes, a parrot will sleep on your chest. Yeah, but

0:43:26.320 --> 0:43:29.440
<v Speaker 4>like a baby. Yeah, what a scene there.

0:43:29.600 --> 0:43:31.160
<v Speaker 3>So you got you got to get the parrot to

0:43:31.200 --> 0:43:32.840
<v Speaker 3>fly across the room pick up exactly.

0:43:34.600 --> 0:43:39.800
<v Speaker 4>You're quite right, train it I should. Yeah, amazing, Tracy,

0:43:39.840 --> 0:43:43.360
<v Speaker 4>thank you very much. She killed me. You're welcome, Brenda.

0:43:48.320 --> 0:43:50.560
<v Speaker 4>I do that those you don't know for me, Brenda?

0:43:51.480 --> 0:43:52.319
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, how you doing?

0:43:52.719 --> 0:43:56.120
<v Speaker 4>I haven't got a few issues to someone's coming for me, Brenda,

0:43:56.320 --> 0:43:58.400
<v Speaker 4>And what do you do? It's the height of laziness.

0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:02.920
<v Speaker 12>I have a todler in my care, and anyone who's

0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:06.759
<v Speaker 12>got a toddler knows anything within I ends up on

0:44:06.840 --> 0:44:08.839
<v Speaker 12>the floor. So I bought one of.

0:44:08.760 --> 0:44:12.120
<v Speaker 13>Those sticks that pick pick everything out because I just

0:44:12.160 --> 0:44:16.200
<v Speaker 13>got over picking up a million cars and books and

0:44:16.239 --> 0:44:17.040
<v Speaker 13>everything else.

0:44:17.000 --> 0:44:20.240
<v Speaker 4>Like that sort of thing, like a collector a grabber.

0:44:21.200 --> 0:44:22.320
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we've got one of those.

0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:25.680
<v Speaker 4>Use it, you know what I said to Rio. He

0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:27.080
<v Speaker 4>came in just now. He said, we've got some great

0:44:27.080 --> 0:44:28.440
<v Speaker 4>cools lined up. One of them's got a grab I

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:29.840
<v Speaker 4>bet you pats some people.

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:33.040
<v Speaker 5>Camart sells them for like six bars.

0:44:35.520 --> 0:44:38.600
<v Speaker 12>I'm so protective over it too. Nobody's case.

0:44:38.640 --> 0:44:39.080
<v Speaker 9>They break.

0:44:39.600 --> 0:44:46.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, gandal for this stuff? What do you use it?

0:44:46.560 --> 0:44:47.439
<v Speaker 4>What do you use it for?

0:44:48.360 --> 0:44:48.560
<v Speaker 3>Man?

0:44:49.560 --> 0:44:52.880
<v Speaker 4>Are you? That's Brenda pats everything.

0:44:53.080 --> 0:44:55.400
<v Speaker 5>So like we've got in the bottom of our pantry,

0:44:55.400 --> 0:44:58.160
<v Speaker 5>I've got three big containers where I chuck all the

0:44:58.160 --> 0:45:01.160
<v Speaker 5>tapper wear and stuff. And there's always that lead and

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:04.080
<v Speaker 5>it's always the smallest lid that like as you chuck it,

0:45:04.120 --> 0:45:09.719
<v Speaker 5>you don't quite go well enough. Absolutely, or you know

0:45:09.800 --> 0:45:11.920
<v Speaker 5>the tea bags. There's a tea bag in the bottom

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:14.719
<v Speaker 5>of the pantry on the floor. So the great I've

0:45:14.719 --> 0:45:20.080
<v Speaker 5>even got the Love God stress you with the claw. Yeah,

0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:20.640
<v Speaker 5>it's brilliant.

0:45:20.800 --> 0:45:22.560
<v Speaker 4>Who's throwing the tea bays on the floor?

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:25.319
<v Speaker 5>Oh, they just fall out of the caddy sometimes. So

0:45:25.400 --> 0:45:28.760
<v Speaker 5>the Love God's even built like a proper hook that say.

0:45:28.600 --> 0:45:30.279
<v Speaker 4>You've got like a proper set up there, Like you know,

0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:32.280
<v Speaker 4>you go in someone's house and they've got in the garage,

0:45:32.400 --> 0:45:34.279
<v Speaker 4>they've got all that silhouette of where the tools go.

0:45:34.680 --> 0:45:37.400
<v Speaker 5>Like that guy, it lives in the pantry.

0:45:39.520 --> 0:45:42.280
<v Speaker 4>Brenda Fancy has got to word Denise here, Good morning Denise,

0:45:42.320 --> 0:45:43.839
<v Speaker 4>height of laziness. What do you do mate?

0:45:44.280 --> 0:45:48.759
<v Speaker 12>Good morning guys, My laziness is I'm too lazy to

0:45:48.800 --> 0:45:50.880
<v Speaker 12>get out of bed in the morning and make my coffee,

0:45:51.000 --> 0:45:53.960
<v Speaker 12>So I make it the night before. I boil the kettle.

0:45:54.280 --> 0:45:57.120
<v Speaker 12>I makes my plat white strong coffee, put it on

0:45:57.160 --> 0:45:59.400
<v Speaker 12>my bedside table, and it's there for me when I

0:45:59.440 --> 0:46:05.960
<v Speaker 12>wake up cold though, oh yeah, many many years. It

0:46:05.960 --> 0:46:08.439
<v Speaker 12>doesn't matter where I am. If I'm away anywhere, I'll

0:46:08.440 --> 0:46:12.400
<v Speaker 12>do it even it doesn't matter where the night before.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, No, you don't want to start the day like

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<v Speaker 4>that cold. It's sort of like a cold shower, that

0:46:17.040 --> 0:46:23.040
<v Speaker 4>milky skin. It's amazing, some sort of stagnant pond on top.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, but that's okay, Denise. I don't have to get

0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:34.319
<v Speaker 12>out of their, do I. It's just awesome, all.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Denise, Thank you very much, and let's get Angela

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<v Speaker 4>on now. Good morning Angela, Hi Christian Angela. This is incredible.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell everyone, what do you do with your ironing?

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<v Speaker 12>I sit on it?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean?

0:46:51.920 --> 0:46:53.520
<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean? Actually puts a bum on

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<v Speaker 4>it and presses it.

0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:55.880
<v Speaker 13>I sold.

0:46:56.000 --> 0:46:58.200
<v Speaker 14>I sold the jeans, and then I sit on them

0:46:58.239 --> 0:47:03.080
<v Speaker 14>half an hour per jeans, watch a TV show, watch

0:47:03.080 --> 0:47:04.600
<v Speaker 14>the movie, and just sit.

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<v Speaker 7>On the ironing and then heat like gets through my

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<v Speaker 7>weight on my bottom.

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<v Speaker 14>Flightens all the cruises it.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, I might drop off a bag later yours,

0:47:19.320 --> 0:47:21.919
<v Speaker 4>give it to go. Yeah, today, this is a great

0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:25.120
<v Speaker 4>you right to sit there and watch TV, multitask and

0:47:25.120 --> 0:47:26.320
<v Speaker 4>clothes at the same time.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, I mean it works quite well, especially with jeans.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is half I mean half an hour per

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<v Speaker 3>pet of the clothing. By the time you get to

0:47:33.840 --> 0:47:35.640
<v Speaker 3>the bottom of the laundry bust, you've been in front

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<v Speaker 3>of the TV for twenty hours.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean you could take the whole bag of laundry,

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<v Speaker 4>countings and Killers of the Flower Moon. Yeah, but they do.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone watch it that week for the week there. Angela

0:47:47.280 --> 0:47:50.080
<v Speaker 4>works for me. Yeah, that is a genius idea, Angela,

0:47:50.239 --> 0:47:51.839
<v Speaker 4>awesome story. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday, whilst I was in traffic, my eyes go to

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<v Speaker 4>the left of see the sign. So I just choked

0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:08.680
<v Speaker 4>too much water, too quid it? I saw the sign.

0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:10.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm got the lights. You know, you just get bored

0:48:10.719 --> 0:48:12.839
<v Speaker 4>you look around sometimes, right, I did see the left.

0:48:12.840 --> 0:48:14.360
<v Speaker 4>Something calls me right. I don't know if it was

0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:16.720
<v Speaker 4>intuition whatever, but something called me to the left. It's

0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:18.440
<v Speaker 4>a Christian. That's the left. I look to the left. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god. The sign in the shop store front window said,

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<v Speaker 4>Australia's only straight away You've got me, okay, I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 4>Australia's only bloody big country. This place the only place.

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<v Speaker 4>You're the only place, and I'm here, you're there. What

0:48:35.480 --> 0:48:38.799
<v Speaker 4>have you got to sell me? Australia's only And then

0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:42.600
<v Speaker 4>boom it drops in me. I'm changed forever. I can't

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<v Speaker 4>go back until I knew this knowledge. Australia's only massage

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<v Speaker 4>chair m porium not a word you see God obviously

0:48:53.080 --> 0:48:55.440
<v Speaker 4>the Melbourne emporium. But this is the one place, and

0:48:55.480 --> 0:49:00.520
<v Speaker 4>in this it's a palace, a palace of divine comfort.

0:49:00.800 --> 0:49:05.160
<v Speaker 4>I see those massage chairs, those huge ones that you

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<v Speaker 4>see at airports, you know, and you always go Do

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<v Speaker 4>they clean between you?

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<v Speaker 3>Are they selling these to the general public? Or are

0:49:13.680 --> 0:49:17.120
<v Speaker 3>they four airports and many pedicule You.

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<v Speaker 4>And I can walk in from the street and then

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<v Speaker 4>leave with luxury name of the company got me as well.

0:49:23.040 --> 0:49:28.920
<v Speaker 4>Relax for life, Your life are now on relaxed up

0:49:29.000 --> 0:49:31.080
<v Speaker 4>until now, not very relaxed. Christian.

0:49:31.480 --> 0:49:32.240
<v Speaker 3>You've been stressed.

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<v Speaker 4>Be stressed. Now you get one of these chairs and

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<v Speaker 4>it's all that's like, you know, basically, it's like I

0:49:37.520 --> 0:49:40.759
<v Speaker 4>guess it's like twenty Shiatsu masters working on you at

0:49:40.760 --> 0:49:47.120
<v Speaker 4>the same time. Calf, ankle, shoulder, neck, well to the

0:49:47.120 --> 0:49:48.920
<v Speaker 4>whole body. You don't need to go through the whole body.

0:49:49.440 --> 0:49:51.600
<v Speaker 4>So I'm looking at these thinking, we've got this meeting

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:55.640
<v Speaker 4>room here. Okay, I think that surely the ideas would

0:49:55.680 --> 0:49:58.919
<v Speaker 4>get bigger if this team we're just flow shat, we're

0:49:58.920 --> 0:50:01.280
<v Speaker 4>going to come up with better. Idea is if you relax,

0:50:01.480 --> 0:50:04.439
<v Speaker 4>creativity can't come out attention. I'm picturing to the boss

0:50:04.520 --> 0:50:07.279
<v Speaker 4>right now. I know she's in the office, so creativity

0:50:07.320 --> 0:50:10.279
<v Speaker 4>can't come out of tension. Take these knots away and

0:50:10.480 --> 0:50:13.440
<v Speaker 4>unlock a whole new load of creativity and ideas for

0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:17.120
<v Speaker 4>this radio station and our beautiful parent company, Arn Holdings.

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<v Speaker 4>I just need this chair.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the price tag on them?

0:50:21.280 --> 0:50:25.040
<v Speaker 4>Because they I won't lie, I won't lie. Okay. When

0:50:25.040 --> 0:50:26.360
<v Speaker 4>I got home, I started to have a look on

0:50:26.400 --> 0:50:31.400
<v Speaker 4>the website. Okay, these are a couple of thousand.

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<v Speaker 5>It's an investment, though, but you are.

0:50:35.320 --> 0:50:36.800
<v Speaker 4>It's just so I'm going to make it to eighties.

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<v Speaker 4>That's another thirty years i'll have in this chair. Right.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's cheaper than a car, but you know you're

0:50:43.600 --> 0:50:46.759
<v Speaker 4>gonna have a gouver. More cars. I'm looking at one

0:50:46.760 --> 0:50:49.480
<v Speaker 4>of these right, and now there's about four different brands.

0:50:49.520 --> 0:50:51.799
<v Speaker 4>I think in that I even start to you've always

0:50:51.800 --> 0:50:53.080
<v Speaker 4>got to have a hobby in life. I started. I

0:50:53.120 --> 0:50:56.840
<v Speaker 4>love reading Google reviews. People just get so pompous in

0:50:56.880 --> 0:51:01.000
<v Speaker 4>those reviews, like they're addressing the world to go on them. Anyway,

0:51:01.160 --> 0:51:04.080
<v Speaker 4>it's got like fifty odd five star reviews. Because obviously

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<v Speaker 4>now I've booked in tomorrow. You can't. You can't just

0:51:06.680 --> 0:51:08.600
<v Speaker 4>walk in. You have to. You have to book him

0:51:08.600 --> 0:51:11.560
<v Speaker 4>for a half hour demonstration. So tomorrow I've really booked

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<v Speaker 4>him for.

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<v Speaker 5>Half hour demonstration.

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<v Speaker 4>No no, no, no no, to find out more and

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<v Speaker 4>then I can get some pamphlets. I'm going to bring

0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:19.799
<v Speaker 4>them in Monday to the team and I really want

0:51:19.840 --> 0:51:21.640
<v Speaker 4>us to get one and the boss to get one

0:51:21.640 --> 0:51:23.760
<v Speaker 4>for the team as a Christmas present.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I've crunched the numbers and it's actually very affordable.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh greatly if you live for another thirty years and

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<v Speaker 3>use every day, and fifty days of using the massage chair. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so say it's even even if you get the top

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<v Speaker 3>of the line one at ten grand, that's less than

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<v Speaker 3>a dollar a day.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, to relax, I'm looking at this one

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<v Speaker 4>the o coma. Oh my god, I say eighteen thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just under two dollars a day. That's what

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<v Speaker 3>I think they charge at the airport.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the most the o co m the most

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<v Speaker 4>luxurious Masha's chair on the planet. A master work of

0:52:04.920 --> 0:52:09.600
<v Speaker 4>unparalleled massage innovation and visual beauty, designed and engineered by

0:52:09.760 --> 0:52:16.120
<v Speaker 4>Ferrari and Bullet trained designer Ken Okayama. Them a most calculated,

0:52:16.160 --> 0:52:20.000
<v Speaker 4>precise movements that mirror the hands off a Shiatsu master,

0:52:20.680 --> 0:52:24.280
<v Speaker 4>melting tension, who doesn't want to have any tension, anybody

0:52:24.440 --> 0:52:30.120
<v Speaker 4>melted and awakening those senses. Features, side opening doors. You've

0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:32.600
<v Speaker 4>seen a photo of this. Are you getting so the

0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:36.200
<v Speaker 4>fact of the future? Thing that's got goal indoors, aromatherapy,

0:52:36.480 --> 0:52:40.759
<v Speaker 4>calf needing. I wouldn't say that's the tensest part of

0:52:40.760 --> 0:52:45.240
<v Speaker 4>my body in my calfs and premium white glove delivery service.

0:52:46.080 --> 0:52:48.040
<v Speaker 4>This thing that's abeastime. Actually, if you live up like

0:52:48.040 --> 0:52:49.800
<v Speaker 4>a couple of floors of stairs. Are they lugging this

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<v Speaker 4>thing out?

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<v Speaker 19>This?

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<v Speaker 3>White gloves are getting sweaty by the top of the.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell you what, my old guy that comes around that

0:52:56.560 --> 0:52:59.279
<v Speaker 4>little bike on the os post, he's not lugging this.

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<v Speaker 4>He's doing like a part a week for it. It's

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<v Speaker 4>a collectible series. Over three years. I'll have the entire chair. Guys,

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<v Speaker 4>are you with me?

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<v Speaker 3>We need Yes, this will improve all facets of the

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<v Speaker 3>radio show.

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<v Speaker 4>Great, okay, I'll speak to Sue the boss.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Time for today's time way start. Today is National Stress

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<v Speaker 4>Relief Day. If only we had a chair that would

0:53:30.880 --> 0:53:37.120
<v Speaker 4>melt away tension like a Shiatsu Master. Top five everyday

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<v Speaker 4>things that stress Australians out and number five self packing

0:53:43.520 --> 0:53:47.759
<v Speaker 4>groceries at the ALDI checkout. Oh yeah, doesn't stress me.

0:53:47.840 --> 0:53:49.880
<v Speaker 5>Oh yes, it is. That goes so fast.

0:53:50.920 --> 0:53:54.880
<v Speaker 4>No no, no, no, no, no, that's fine. Making conversation

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<v Speaker 4>with the hairdressers at number four.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I've found that quite easy.

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<v Speaker 3>The problem with my hairdresser is he speaks. He's Italian.

0:54:03.680 --> 0:54:06.160
<v Speaker 3>He speaks with his hands so much so whenever he's

0:54:06.160 --> 0:54:09.120
<v Speaker 3>telling a story, he stops cutting. It takes so long

0:54:09.160 --> 0:54:12.520
<v Speaker 3>to get my simple haircut, because he's so he's gesturing

0:54:12.520 --> 0:54:14.000
<v Speaker 3>with his storytelling.

0:54:13.560 --> 0:54:18.040
<v Speaker 4>Those Italians and their hands gestures, other stereotypes. As we

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<v Speaker 4>go around the world tomorrow, one on one meetings with

0:54:20.640 --> 0:54:23.600
<v Speaker 4>the boss, not for me, not with our boss, sue,

0:54:24.400 --> 0:54:30.320
<v Speaker 4>no one backing me up there. That's sad, shocking, guys.

0:54:30.320 --> 0:54:31.200
<v Speaker 4>We ain't getting that chair.

0:54:31.200 --> 0:54:33.400
<v Speaker 3>And as she started to be nice, relaxing to have

0:54:33.440 --> 0:54:33.920
<v Speaker 3>a moved.

0:54:33.960 --> 0:54:35.879
<v Speaker 4>I've already asked her if we could have Monday off.

0:54:35.880 --> 0:54:40.719
<v Speaker 4>And this is not helping AnyWho getting to sleep when

0:54:40.760 --> 0:54:45.680
<v Speaker 4>you can't get to sleep. Number one buying concert tickets?

0:54:46.640 --> 0:54:51.520
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah right people, am all right, yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So today on National Stress Relief Day, we're looking for

0:54:55.040 --> 0:54:57.759
<v Speaker 4>your stressed out celebrities. Tell you what this s is

0:54:57.760 --> 0:55:01.239
<v Speaker 4>stress will do in these these are not great. Don't

0:55:01.280 --> 0:55:05.360
<v Speaker 4>even worry about put those golds away. Maybe tomorrow, not today.

0:55:06.200 --> 0:55:08.120
<v Speaker 4>This is why I need the chair, boss, Why need

0:55:08.120 --> 0:55:14.600
<v Speaker 4>the chair? Stressed out celebrities. Benedict come a batshit crazy.

0:55:17.520 --> 0:55:20.399
<v Speaker 4>He is losing it in there. He's losing it in there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's actually a pretty good goal.

0:55:22.400 --> 0:55:25.680
<v Speaker 4>That's the only one. And now we dry up, guys,

0:55:25.719 --> 0:55:29.680
<v Speaker 4>here we go. Clint Eastwood's a great actor, isn't he?

0:55:29.680 --> 0:55:33.799
<v Speaker 4>He's stressed out, can't even would.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, that's quite possibly the worst ever that you

0:55:40.239 --> 0:55:41.880
<v Speaker 5>have brought to the table in this segment.

0:55:41.840 --> 0:55:46.719
<v Speaker 4>You don't even get ride even Wood. Ben Affleck's a

0:55:46.719 --> 0:55:49.640
<v Speaker 4>good actor. Not what he's stressed out? Good God, No

0:55:49.760 --> 0:55:59.960
<v Speaker 4>Ben conflict Pearl Jam He's he's heightly very wound up. Guy.

0:56:00.080 --> 0:56:07.239
<v Speaker 4>Here's that's right, Edgie Veda, Edgy Vedda Silver American US Leaders.

0:56:07.640 --> 0:56:11.880
<v Speaker 4>He's a stressed out celebrity. That's right. Joe new Byton,

0:56:14.880 --> 0:56:17.719
<v Speaker 4>what to do every day here at this office? Huh oh,

0:56:17.760 --> 0:56:23.279
<v Speaker 4>I need it now, Joe now Byton, what about one

0:56:23.360 --> 0:56:26.439
<v Speaker 4>hand in my pocket? Singer? A Lanas more stress yet

0:56:26.840 --> 0:56:31.120
<v Speaker 4>a Lanas more stress, yet even more bronze when I

0:56:31.160 --> 0:56:32.320
<v Speaker 4>am he is a great rapper and he one of

0:56:32.400 --> 0:56:34.960
<v Speaker 4>your favorites, jack what about when I get through this

0:56:38.400 --> 0:56:45.160
<v Speaker 4>A s A P and finally Johnny Index.

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<v Speaker 3>That would stress you out? Silver?

0:56:47.600 --> 0:56:50.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, we do all right, Jackie. Boys stress celebrities.

0:56:51.040 --> 0:56:53.399
<v Speaker 3>Did you notice the lead singer of Queen in the Day,

0:56:53.480 --> 0:56:54.640
<v Speaker 3>he was very stressed?

0:56:55.560 --> 0:56:59.440
<v Speaker 4>Freddie Mercury pay fretty very good, gold.

0:57:00.840 --> 0:57:01.799
<v Speaker 3>Drew worry more?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I had that through it out. I should have

0:57:03.440 --> 0:57:06.279
<v Speaker 4>put it back in Comedy of Clinton, evenwood Wade it

0:57:06.320 --> 0:57:07.719
<v Speaker 4>in Silver.

0:57:09.680 --> 0:57:19.800
<v Speaker 3>Dwayne the Wreck Johnson, he's a and ever since he

0:57:19.840 --> 0:57:23.800
<v Speaker 3>moved into Miami in the American Major League Soccer? Don't

0:57:23.800 --> 0:57:28.520
<v Speaker 3>you find that this guy is always stressed? Lionel stressy

0:57:32.920 --> 0:57:34.840
<v Speaker 3>setting it up. I realized that I was going to say,

0:57:34.880 --> 0:57:37.960
<v Speaker 3>stress really killed it.

0:57:38.080 --> 0:57:39.880
<v Speaker 4>Still gold though, it's still better than anything. I have

0:57:40.480 --> 0:57:42.880
<v Speaker 4>more if you have, yeah, yeah, yeah we haven't. But anyway, So.

0:57:44.640 --> 0:57:47.560
<v Speaker 3>The talk show host who's always worrying about her problems,

0:57:49.760 --> 0:57:51.320
<v Speaker 3>she's dwelling, de generous.

0:57:52.160 --> 0:57:59.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, that's my favorite one problems dwelling, can't even

0:57:59.600 --> 0:58:02.640
<v Speaker 4>would anyway, still doesn't get better. What have you got

0:58:02.640 --> 0:58:07.760
<v Speaker 4>those stressed celebrities? Text the meh four seven five three

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<v Speaker 4>one O four three.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell.

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<v Speaker 4>Show podcast time was today, Stressed celebrities, that's what we're

0:58:16.240 --> 0:58:22.840
<v Speaker 4>looking for today. There's no stress with this man. Jack

0:58:23.000 --> 0:58:27.520
<v Speaker 4>always in reclined post human massage chair.

0:58:28.160 --> 0:58:32.040
<v Speaker 3>Throwing at me. Christian, I'm not worried, all.

0:58:32.040 --> 0:58:35.040
<v Speaker 4>Right, stressed celebrities? What about poor old Tom anxious?

0:58:36.080 --> 0:58:36.560
<v Speaker 3>Here go?

0:58:36.920 --> 0:58:43.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, callahen, Well done, Ellen, disingenuous. What's that? Yeah, it is, Oh,

0:58:43.760 --> 0:58:50.200
<v Speaker 4>you're being very disingenuous. Silver Ben Affleck becomes Ben after

0:58:50.280 --> 0:58:54.600
<v Speaker 4>God's sake. No, he doesn't, He absolutely doesn't. Gey, He

0:58:54.680 --> 0:58:57.760
<v Speaker 4>doesn't in any way, shape or form ed tearing, it's

0:58:57.840 --> 0:59:04.360
<v Speaker 4>tearing up civil plus Barba stressed out Silver, someone's taken

0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:07.000
<v Speaker 4>on the holy grail of this the Clint Eastwood. Let's

0:59:07.000 --> 0:59:09.720
<v Speaker 4>see if Danney's is better than my terrible effort. Clint

0:59:09.720 --> 0:59:18.760
<v Speaker 4>eastwoodn't it's better better? It's Oh, my god, poor this guy.

0:59:19.360 --> 0:59:24.680
<v Speaker 4>Very famous wrestler and actor John seen a nasty accidents

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<v Speaker 4>lashing back in my mind right, how pile up? It was? Gold? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Gold But and Tom.

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<v Speaker 4>Cruise ship without the kids? Where are they? Blogie? How

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<v Speaker 4>do we leave them at Port Bronze? I tried, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 4>I really tried to perform it for you, mate, Billy

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<v Speaker 4>can't stay Idol just sat there fidgeting, stressing. Plus Susan,

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<v Speaker 4>that's very good, Susanne sans what Sarah Michelle grinder Teeth

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<v Speaker 4>said of Sarah Michelle Geller Silver. This Brad pitt one,

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<v Speaker 4>you're right, personal, I might be patting on that one

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<v Speaker 4>with my favorite of the year, Brad b Oh, Tim,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you for that. Zach Frown, Zach f Frown Silver,

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<v Speaker 4>Heidi Glum Gold, Elvis Stressley Gold Stressa Jervase bron That

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<v Speaker 4>man's stressed about anything. Will has gone feral.

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<v Speaker 3>Stress.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, Broz Ten's Hanks and he's up on the

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<v Speaker 4>Tony Frazzled. Yeah, speak of Linda and Brad pitted my stomach, Sorry, Mark,

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<v Speaker 4>but we've had we've had.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>When you are lucky enough to have kids in your life,

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<v Speaker 4>there are these little mini milestones. And I'm not talking

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<v Speaker 4>about just the big ones, about when they say mom

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<v Speaker 4>and dad and when they learn to walk, the actual

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<v Speaker 4>real ones actually just melt the heart right out of

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<v Speaker 4>your chest. Are these other little ones? And Jackie boy,

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<v Speaker 4>you've just had a beautiful one this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Mum has got my twenty month old son Gordon

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<v Speaker 3>with her this morning. She just sent us this text.

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<v Speaker 3>We're on our way to the museum and Jack's voice

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<v Speaker 3>just came on the radio, Gordy said, Dad, without any prompting,

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<v Speaker 3>It's so cute.

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<v Speaker 4>How did that make you feel?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? It just it's actually surprised me, how how much

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<v Speaker 3>they caught me off guard. My chest is filled with

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<v Speaker 3>love for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's beautiful because obviously he knows you are now,

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<v Speaker 4>so we can see who you are, know who you

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<v Speaker 4>are when you come back from worn't you come in

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<v Speaker 4>the house, but just from your voice alone, to better

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<v Speaker 4>point out and know that that's dadda, that's you. That's

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<v Speaker 4>something that's really special. It's beautiful, Gordon.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're still in the car, my son, I love

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<v Speaker 3>you so much. Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh the only listeners ever thanked. I've been five years

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<v Speaker 4>trying to get him to be a bit more kinder

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<v Speaker 4>on air. He's doing shout outs now, but of course

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<v Speaker 4>in a jackway only to his son. So much to

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<v Speaker 4>learn about that man, Dad. Gordie would have a chat

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<v Speaker 4>in a couple of years time.

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<v Speaker 3>It must have been when I was tripping over my

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<v Speaker 3>linel stress joke that he goes that mumbling sounds familiar

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<v Speaker 3>to me, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then of course when he heard this noise, he would

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<v Speaker 4>have gone, Old lady.

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<v Speaker 5>Old ladies, old Lady.

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<v Speaker 4>Auntie, great Auntie, great great Auntie.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that legend, Patsy. I love her.

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<v Speaker 3>France every day to the end of the year.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I would not if you want me on the

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<v Speaker 5>show until the end of the year, I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack. We finally got away to get rid of up

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<v Speaker 4>yes years bye bye. No, we would miss you. We'd

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<v Speaker 4>miss stuff like this right the start of the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice that actually came from Matsy that Noisey to be

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<v Speaker 4>wondering what it is. This was from the first break

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<v Speaker 4>this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I did a burp or belch. Let's just make we don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Even need from my throat. This break is about hopefully

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<v Speaker 4>it's so powerful what I leave them with as a

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<v Speaker 4>last impression due to the recency effect, they of course

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<v Speaker 4>I'm hanging out with these guys tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Leave everyone with that lovely moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Forgot when we're left with old great Baham Patsy. Tomorrow's

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<v Speaker 4>show today on Tomorrow show and I'll be Friday. So

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<v Speaker 4>we're looking for your nominations for yourself. Why are you

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<v Speaker 4>a genius of the week last Friday? These nominations to

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<v Speaker 4>be declared are geniuses of the week, Genius of the had.

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<v Speaker 12>My keys in a packet of gipsy in my hands,

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<v Speaker 12>got in my car.

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<v Speaker 14>I put the keys between my legs and tried to

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<v Speaker 14>start my car with the packeted chips.

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<v Speaker 17>I've thought it was fast for the boil and egg

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<v Speaker 17>in the marcalass set of on the stoves bok and

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<v Speaker 17>she expired in about thirty seconds flat all through the Marble.

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<v Speaker 14>I went to a horse show two hours awa.

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<v Speaker 12>I packed my float, got in the car. Off I went.

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<v Speaker 12>I opened the tower gates, no horse. I left the

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<v Speaker 12>horse at home, so I had to back check two

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<v Speaker 12>hours to go get my horse.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that we still haven't done thanks to that

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<v Speaker 4>amazing story what got left Behind? Maybe we're trying to

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<v Speaker 4>do that tomorrow as well. And I think we started

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<v Speaker 4>a new feature where Jack just did a shout out

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<v Speaker 4>to baby Geep a little baby Gordon twenty months baby

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<v Speaker 4>shouts outs tomorrow. If you want us to say hello

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<v Speaker 4>to your baby. Everyone else does adult shout outs on

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<v Speaker 4>the radio show. It's boring radio, but a baby shouts out.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's have more of that tomorrow on the show. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell's Show podcast