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Speaker 1: All right, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: We are, get my headphones, hang.

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Speaker 1: On, get them on, baby, get them on, Yeah, get

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Speaker 1: them on. Good to be here. What are you reagon

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Speaker 1: speaking of headphones? Yeah? Do you think it's like I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to figure out whether that's just a me thing. No,

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Speaker 1: it was just that just mobilize it. Look, we're all friends.

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Speaker 1: Do you think it's sexy when you see somebody with

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Speaker 1: headphones on? Yeah? I wouldn't think, so, Okay, that's just me.

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Speaker 2: Well, so you when someone has headphones on, you're like,

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Speaker 2: oh God, look at them with their headphones on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think it's more of an indication and

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Speaker 1: the fact that I like they're into music.

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Speaker 2: But like most people you say, on the street would

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Speaker 2: have headphones on.

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Speaker 1: No, like if I think they're listening to music. So

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Speaker 1: if they're like dancing a bit, airpod's on sexy more

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Speaker 1: like introspectively listening to Yeah, AirPods are a bit weavy. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking like over ear headphones. Oh is it so?

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Speaker 1: So if people you're into your tunes, it's a vibe.

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Speaker 1: I hate. It's a thing. It's one hundred percent of things.

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Speaker 1: If you back to the radiohead question when I was

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Speaker 1: twenty one, shocking question, just to catch everyone up.

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Speaker 2: Will when he used to go on dates and Will,

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Speaker 2: let's be fair, we're on a lot of dates.

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Speaker 1: Very popular, a lot popular boy not necessarily popular, just

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Speaker 1: didn't like, didn't seal a lot of deals, just a

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Speaker 1: lot of dates where chocolate block calendar was chocolate block.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't have been online dating. No, I was twenty one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like twelve years ago. Had you meet how did

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Speaker 1: you meet these women? Uni? Wow? Yeah, dmm like Facebook

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Speaker 1: coo cool, big booker. But Will's big question was he'd say,

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Speaker 1: would just go like a like a first time on dinner?

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Speaker 1: And Will would say, do you like Radiohead?

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Speaker 2: And if they good data, if they know yeah, if

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Speaker 2: they said no to like in Radiohead, you'd leave.

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Speaker 1: Well I wouldn't leave, but you go in your head, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're not getting to it. That totally wild. They meant

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Speaker 1: a lot to me at the time. It just meant that, like,

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Speaker 1: I just had this vision of like being able to

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Speaker 1: listen to music with the girl that I was with. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Sam like Radiohead? Nah? Interesting?

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Speaker 2: Sam sort of leapfrog that she was so impressive that

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Speaker 2: it didn't matter.

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Speaker 1: She actually did. Isn't that funny? She totally but again

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Speaker 1: I think that we like I think I fell in

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Speaker 1: love with Sam and and still very much in love

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Speaker 1: with the idea that she is totally the opposite to

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Speaker 1: me in so many ways. I'm really quite envious of that.

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Speaker 1: I just don't get it. I'm like, how do you

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Speaker 1: not give a fuck about like where you're going and

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Speaker 1: how you're getting there? Isn't it so you're so content

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Speaker 1: to just relax where you are right now? I still

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Speaker 1: obsessed with it, very envious. I don't know how she

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Speaker 1: does it. I'm running around like a headless chop.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I'll be like, yeah, I want to, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: go and like get out there, and she's like, I

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Speaker 1: couldn't be happier here. I'm content. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: I know what she gets from. When her dad came out,

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Speaker 1: he'd never been Elbour in his life. I was like,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? It's like I was sitting in

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Speaker 1: the backyard for a whole week. That's so awesome, eat

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Speaker 1: all your yogat and you tell me how to work

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Speaker 1: and you go. He's eating my yoga, putting milk with

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Speaker 1: his music. He's just musically and yogurt. Oh young, I

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Speaker 1: was infuriating. I'm trying a touch because I was Yola

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Speaker 1: set past.

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Speaker 2: You told me that you told me this, and I

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Speaker 2: went over to your place and I saw him at

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Speaker 2: the bag eating like so much yogurt, Like his ratio

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Speaker 2: was like seventy usually.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and my big man, big dutch Man, big tor Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, beautiful man's beautiful man. Yeah. But you

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Speaker 1: told me.

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Speaker 2: You were like, I'm so angry that he's eating all

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Speaker 2: my yogurt. And then I saw him at the back end, ye,

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Speaker 2: and then he was offering me yogurt. I'm like this intolerant,

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Speaker 2: but just to piss you off, I was like, load

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Speaker 1: Frank, Yogurt's really good here. Anyway, what do you reckon

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Speaker 1: the question to be? Now? If you were dadding now

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Speaker 1: a year old negotiable, what's.

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Speaker 2: Just like something that's really important to you that would

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Speaker 2: be somewhat of a deal breaker if you're on a.

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Speaker 1: Day deal breaker or deal maker, you can take it

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Speaker 1: either way. Just a big question for you dating. I

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Speaker 1: was thinking about this today actually because I was thinking

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Speaker 1: about social media and I was thinking about like how

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Speaker 1: I I just don't think I'm gonna go on social

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Speaker 1: media every again, and I think it's I think I've

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Speaker 1: you had such fun looking at Sophie Turner. You just

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Speaker 1: bound the main perpose. Let me just discover that you

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Speaker 1: can follow celebrities, which is cool, that's pretty cool. But

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Speaker 1: I realized following Radiohead, real Tommy's not in there. But

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Speaker 1: but I realized that the reason I'm not on social

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Speaker 1: media is because when I think about my time and

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Speaker 1: what I want to do with my time, if I'm like,

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Speaker 1: if I don't have a phone in my hand, I'm

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Speaker 1: want to do that. That's what it comes down to, Like,

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Speaker 1: deep down, there's like this priority thing where I go, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's not how I want to spend my time. And

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Speaker 1: there's so many other things that I want to do.

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Speaker 2: So you think about memory, you know, when you have

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Speaker 2: like memories of things. You never have a memory of,

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Speaker 2: Oh remember that time I was scrolling through my phone?

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Speaker 1: That was a right set. You don't have that. I

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Speaker 1: can't even can't count on one hand the things that

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Speaker 1: I've got from it either, Yeah, like I can't. There's

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Speaker 1: nothing tangible I can look to can't be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I got no, No, there's nothing I actually can actually I

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Speaker 1: can't even count one finger.

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Speaker 2: But from anxiety, depression, and deficit disorder, apart from feel

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Speaker 2: those bad, I can't.

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Speaker 1: So I discounted that. So I was thinking to myself, well,

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Speaker 1: what do you want? What do you what's your priority?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I know that's a very loaded question, but I almost

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Speaker 1: feel as if that would be like if I was kidding,

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Speaker 1: if you ask, let's just say Sam dies, same dies, right,

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Speaker 1: and I like start dating however long later is in

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Speaker 1: the future. Yeah, I I reckon. I would have to

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Speaker 1: have a question in there around like, what's your like

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Speaker 1: you able to you in your life? What are your priorities?

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Speaker 1: And what's watching number one? What do you want to hear?

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Speaker 1: That just gets to it, just gets to it? What

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Speaker 1: we've got deep for pre show chat. Deep question. It's

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Speaker 1: a good question though. If I was going to start

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Speaker 1: you guys one question. What's the question you'd ask? What's

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Speaker 1: your what's your priority? What are your priorities? Give me

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Speaker 1: your top three priorities in your life. That's because because

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Speaker 1: then you just learn. So maybe it may rephrase that

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Speaker 1: because people are trying to sugarcoat that. Where the top

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Speaker 1: three places you spend your time, that's good because that's

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Speaker 1: actually where you spend your time. That's not like, what

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Speaker 2: So it's not your ambition or where you want it,

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Speaker 2: it's where are.

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Speaker 1: You spending your time right now? We are you happy

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Speaker 1: spending your time right now? That's a better question anyway.

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Speaker 1: Please are going on to the show. You're not enjoying that?

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Speaker 2: So that's a pretty good on air bit, isn't it? Well,

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Speaker 2: damn we're burninge. Wow you liked it.

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Speaker 1: It's a hot bit woods this weekend. Unfortunately I can't

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Speaker 1: go to the logis I've got a wedding on. So

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Speaker 1: you are taking Rue Dude with you to the TV

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Speaker 1: week Logo Awards. Now. If you don't know who Jude is,

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Speaker 1: she's from eight hours inland from Brisbane and from a

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Speaker 1: place called Charliville. She owns a bait and tackle shop

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Speaker 1: with a naughty corner. She's a very naughty, very naughty woman,

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Speaker 1: seventy three years old. She's obsessed with TV, absolutely obsessed

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Speaker 2: Obsessed with TV, and I'm gonna say she's also obsessed

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Speaker 2: with Sampangah. Here's some audio of when I told Jude

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Speaker 2: that I wanted to take her to the logis. I

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Speaker 2: was just wondering if you'd like to be my date

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Speaker 2: to the logis?

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Speaker 1: What the TV week awards? Yeah? Yeah, real leggy? Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: not a lag he said, Sam than Yeah, Pangy is hosting.

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Speaker 4: Ah, get what I can't believe?

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Speaker 1: Very excitingly, she doesn't know this, but the host of

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Speaker 1: the team meet Logi or for twenty twenty threes in

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Speaker 1: the studio and Sam pang It joins us right now.

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Speaker 5: Boys, Pangy, well, thanks for having me. Would he good

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Speaker 5: to see? I'll see you on Sunday?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely?

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Speaker 5: Will you're good?

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Speaker 1: Wedding mate? Popular man? Take me with you? Popularly? How

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Speaker 1: does this work? You know? Do they approach you and

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Speaker 1: then you know? Were you keen to do the gig?

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 5: It's not a hostage situation. Happy, very happy to do it.

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Speaker 5: It is an honor if you grow up and watching

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Speaker 5: So yeah, I'm excited about a Sunday night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, should celebrity has been nervous in the crowd

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Speaker 2: when you're hosting.

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Speaker 5: Here boys name, Well, yeah, I'm a sweetheart. I think

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Speaker 5: it's a celebration of the industry.

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Speaker 1: Would good answer.

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Speaker 2: I actually read somewhere paging that you went to a

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Speaker 2: stand up venue I think here in Melbourne and did

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Speaker 5: Of material basement comedy in the city, and so that

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Speaker 2: Did you tell the audiocere you like, hey, yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm hosting the loggis. Here's a bit of stuff I'm

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Speaker 2: going to do on Saturdays.

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Speaker 5: Here's a couple of sheets of paper and I just

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Speaker 5: read them ount So it wasn't like, okay, a traditional

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Speaker 1: I said, I want to say these things out loud.

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Speaker 1: Who do you when you do like a bit like

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Speaker 1: for the logis, do they say to you? You know,

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Speaker 1: because let's say you're doing an interview with press drunk.

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Speaker 1: Obviously you've been on radio before. They go, hey, here

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Speaker 1: are the no go zones. You go to the TV

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Speaker 1: logo wards, they're like, here are the no go zones.

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Speaker 1: Here are the people you can't you can't have a

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Speaker 1: crack hat. No, not so far. Really who you're scared of? Though,

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Speaker 1: surely there's going to be one that you're like, choose,

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Speaker 1: don't want to have a girl? I have a go

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Speaker 1: at them? They could get the wrong way. Yes, you

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Speaker 1: got any tips? And do you think I should be

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Speaker 1: worried about trying to think? Who I would think about?

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Speaker 5: All these big names of strained television, they're used to it,

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Speaker 7: Good?

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Speaker 3: I love you. Man's a cat snake, but I love you.

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Speaker 5: Hey, are you excited about young of the logans with Woody?

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Speaker 1: Finally, my wife was this excited to see wouldn't be undelievable?

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Speaker 5: Now, dude, the boys have told me about your shop. Yes,

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Speaker 3: There great flow up dolls, Yeah, the butt plugs, lots

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Speaker 1: Number one item you're trying to sell? Sam pang from

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Speaker 3: That I've already got them in the bag, ready to go.

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Speaker 5: And roll early packer to five days out.

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Speaker 1: Good. You nervous, aren't you? Dude? You're nervous. You're nervous

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Speaker 3: Oh well, you know us like an ad light was

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Speaker 1: It's just taking a dude. What else? What else would you?

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Speaker 5: What else would you like to talk about?

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Speaker 5: I was going to do my best to see on Sunday,

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Speaker 3: Know, a bit.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna walk the red carpet paint.

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Speaker 5: You know, if I get that butt plug, I will

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Speaker 1: When we meet up, before I walk the red carpet.

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Speaker 1: Say goodbye, Say goodbye to Sam. Hopefully you see them

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, that was great. Let's get about a half hour.

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Speaker 5: That's amazing, it's great, and that's a wonderful thing you're doing.

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Speaker 5: Taking her to the logis Yeah. Absolutely, I remember you

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Speaker 5: know the first time you go. It's a very special thing.

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Speaker 5: But you know, you don't even have to be in

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Speaker 1: You can just go along now.

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Speaker 5: Thanks to you guys.

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Speaker 1: Pick a guard, pick a guard, pick a card, pick

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Speaker 1: Can't believe your thoughts in our heat. Pick a card

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Speaker 2: An extraordinary relationship therapist. You created a card game just

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Speaker 2: amazing questions that you should ask your partner or your friend.

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Speaker 2: They're really thought provoking, and we very lazily just bring

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Speaker 1: Now you've written down a scroll there will do you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, of course. Yeah. Because of that, we

436
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Speaker 1: were like sort of sleeping on like mattresses next to

437
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Speaker 1: each other.

438
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Speaker 3: Yes.

439
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Speaker 2: Now, during the night, I wet my pants, like boom,

440
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,040
Speaker 2: pissed my pants, big one, absolute wopper.

441
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,359
Speaker 1: My piss was so big that it's I realized because

442
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,359
Speaker 1: I woke up and I was like, oh no, not

443
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 1: pissed my pants.

444
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:38,159
Speaker 2: And this guy was was the cool kiss. I was

445
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,639
Speaker 2: getting to sleep over with the cookie. This is my

446
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 2: way to do Jonathan's brag. He was absolutely the coolt

447
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,640
Speaker 2: kid in town. And I was like, this is my chance.

448
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 1: And then I pissed and it was such a big

449
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,359
Speaker 1: piss It hit him and I was like, you're currently

450
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: in your piers but he's still asleep. And then I'll

451
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Speaker 1: never forget.

452
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,399
Speaker 2: When when I went back to sleep and was just like,

453
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Speaker 2: there's nothing to do about it, about it, and I

454
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Speaker 2: tried to think about what my excuse would be, and

455
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 2: what I came up with was we woke up in

456
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Speaker 2: the morning and I was like, mate, I am, I'm

457
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Speaker 2: so bloody sweaty.

458
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Speaker 1: Are you sweating as well? There's just so much sweat

459
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Speaker 1: in his bed and he was like, no, mate, you

460
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,640
Speaker 1: clearly pisched your pants. And I was just like, oh wow,

461
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Speaker 1: Oh it was just yeah, I'll never never forget the moment.

462
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,920
Speaker 1: So bloody sweaty. Well, why did I say sweaty? Why

463
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 1: would have blamed on him?

464
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Speaker 6: Yeah?

465
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Speaker 1: It's yourself perfect, could have been perfect anyway. Ah, feeling

466
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Speaker 1: it thirty six.

467
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Speaker 2: What's the most humiliation you have ever felt? Doesn't have

468
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Speaker 2: to be from when you were a kid, by the way.

469
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be when you're an adult, tougher to admit,

470
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Speaker 1: but why don't we go to Alex?

471
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Speaker 4: Yes?

472
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Speaker 1: No, please, I don't need to know. I'm coming back

473
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 1: to you, Alex. This was when you were in year format.

474
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Speaker 4: Yes, I was ten years old and I had a

475
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Speaker 4: crush on the cutest guy in school, and I wrote

476
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Speaker 4: him a little letter.

477
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Speaker 1: Can we have a name? Can we have ani? For

478
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,959
Speaker 1: the I can't give his name, just a first name,

479
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 1: just a first name, just a first name, Mark Mark.

480
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Speaker 4: It wasn't a cute little letter of Haymark. I like, you,

481
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:13,360
Speaker 4: do you want to be my boyfriend?

482
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Speaker 2: Yes?

483
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Speaker 10: Or no?

484
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 4: It wasn't that. It was Haymark.

485
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,159
Speaker 7: I've got such a big crush on you.

486
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 4: I can imagine if we were to get married and

487
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 4: I could be your wife for the rest of our lives.

488
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 4: And sometimes I practice my signature with your last name

489
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Speaker 4: with everyone in.

490
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Speaker 8: Our year, with every So you gave it to him.

491
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Speaker 4: You gave it recess by the end about him.

492
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Speaker 1: No, kids are so cruel, Oh they are.

493
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Speaker 4: And there were people like staring at me and then

494
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 4: not saying anything, and then some people were like, did

495
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 4: you really just say that to him?

496
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Speaker 1: It was it was brutal, have a double partsill like

497
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Speaker 1: it's one I'm going to have to give everyone the

498
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:03,719
Speaker 1: double pass here because they were just heartbreaking. I remember

499
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 1: that the old practicing signing your name with a new

500
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: last name. Did you do that? Well, I knew of

501
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: people who did. I knew people who did. Yes, one hundred.

502
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a thing. Let's got a Jackie.

503
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 2: If anyone who was six y five, JACKO, what was

504
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 2: your humiliating moment?

505
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 10: Okay, so I was.

506
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Speaker 11: I probably was, would have only been about twenty two

507
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 11: at the time, and I went. I was riding around

508
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 11: on a dirt bike, thinking I was all cool and

509
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 11: impressive and I could ride better than everyone else. And

510
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 11: I went to perform some tricks and Papa WHEELI in

511
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 11: front of everyone and my cousins that thought they were

512
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 11: better than me, and then I just flipped over and

513
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 11: landed straight in the parlor. Horseshit, Jack's going around?

514
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 1: God, there was Jack the requisite hit. Joke's absolutly killed Jack.

515
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: No double lucks past there, mate, got Maddie here, But well,

516
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: I need to hear another one of your ones. Do

517
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 1: you ever have a little cheeky in there? Well, they

518
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: were a little cheeky. The other day we had Ryan

519
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 1: Maloney in here, also known as Jared Rebeccy, the Toefish

520
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 1: for Neighbors. It was the last day of Neighbors and

521
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 1: so emotional that it was an emotional ride, really really

522
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: emotional day. And anyway, I just got lost in the

523
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 1: day and We've had a lot of people come in

524
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: and out of the studio, and obviously his name on

525
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: Neighbors is Jared Rebeccy, and so I tried to be

526
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 1: really sincere with him, and I walked over to him

527
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 1: when he came into the studio and rather than calling

528
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: him Ryan, which is his actual name, I walked over

529
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: to him and I shook his hand sincere as anything,

530
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,160
Speaker 1: as if her relatives just died, and shook his hand

531
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: and said Jared, tough day, mate, And then he was

532
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: like he was looking at me, going, you've just called

533
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: me a Jared Jared, which is my character's name. My

534
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 1: name is not actually Jared, And okay, I realized that

535
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 1: I'd stuffed it, and then in the fog and the panic,

536
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: I'd forgotten that his name was Ryan walked and in

537
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: the meantime I walk him back over my desk. Woody,

538
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: you didn't let it go. Had to step in and

539
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: you said, Will did you just call him Jared? And

540
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I didn't knowing I did, but

541
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: I had to get back over to my info sheet

542
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: to see what his real name was. And then I

543
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: had to look down at the sheet clearly in front

544
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 1: of him and say, no, his name's Ryan Maloney, which

545
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: I clearly read off the paper in front of him.

546
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: It was horrific.

547
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 2: And then you over used his name for the whole interview.

548
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 2: You're just say, oh, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, tell me about neighbors.

549
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: Ryan. Let's go, Kat. You're a teacher. You want to

550
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: share a humilia moment?

551
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 7: Yes.

552
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 6: When I was a beginning teacher, I had a year

553
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 6: nine Civics class and we had an old chair with

554
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 6: four steel legs. So a couple of the boys sort

555
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 6: of be funny. They benched them to a certain extent.

556
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 6: So when I sat on the chair completely collapsed.

557
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: Oh did you just quit on the spot? Cat?

558
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 6: No, I'm still teaching twenty four years later.

559
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 1: Well done.

560
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 6: I found it funny.

561
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 1: I had to laugh when he hit the deck. I

562
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: had to any way out, Well done done, mate, You

563
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: can have a double parts stuff. We're talking about the

564
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 1: most humiliating thing that's happened to you? Maddie here thirty

565
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: one and sixty five, Mattie, what was yours?

566
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 8: Okay, So when I was in high school, I used

567
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 8: to have this really bad problem where if I laughed

568
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 8: too much, I would piss myself. Like I was literally

569
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 8: piss myself laughing.

570
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: That's awesome, that's awesome.

571
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 8: It was great, that fantastic. And when I was in

572
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 8: high school, my friend told this really funny story in

573
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 8: class and I laughed so hard I pissed myself. And

574
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 8: the color of our school dresses were like white.

575
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 4: And blue, so.

576
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 8: The blue, it was like a light blue, went maybe blue.

577
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 8: So I had to walk around school in like maybe

578
00:27:56,040 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 8: a fifteen degree day with a cardigan wrapped around my

579
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 8: way so that no one bore on my farm from

580
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 8: how much I kissed myself.

581
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: No, thanks, the con man. I'd love to hear the

582
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: story one day, if you can remember that. Oh the joke.

583
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

584
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: The other one I had on my sleeve was the

585
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: first night that I hooked up with Sem, my partner.

586
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: She didn't know that we'd hooked up because she'd forgotten

587
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: that we hooked up that night, So I spent the

588
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 1: whole next day thinking that she knew that we'd hooked up,

589
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: but she didn't know, So the whole day I was

590
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 1: acting as if we'd hooked up, and then she was

591
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: really weirded out by it because she didn't know that

592
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: we had hooked up. And then I had to remind

593
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: her that we'd hooked up the night before. Yeah, you know,

594
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: she was just trying to cut you that whole night.

595
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: Remember can I shower at yours brand new tune? From her?

596
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: We had Amy in the study on Friday Woods and

597
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: you asked her a question. I know how this came up, actually,

598
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: but I can't remember either. But trust me, context heaves

599
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: a context. This isn't just a random question. Where's the

600
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: best location to kiss? In your opinion?

601
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 7: The car?

602
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did I say that too fast? Totally wild car

603
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: without thought? Yeah? No, there was no thought there car.

604
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: And then she meet it. She was like, as you

605
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,719
Speaker 1: can hear, Jesus did that way too quickly, did night?

606
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: And We're all like, yeah, mate, what happened to you

607
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: in a car?

608
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 6: Once?

609
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: And then I'm pretty sure she admitted the fact that

610
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: she's a Gold Coast bog and she looked up with

611
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: a lot of people in their cars she.

612
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: Said that she did say that her words, and then

613
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 2: we asked more, get the check, get the whole chat

614
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 2: on our podcast.

615
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: It really was a great chat.

616
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 2: But we were like, what car did you have to, like,

617
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 2: you know, facilitate this car kiss and she was like,

618
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 2: oh no, no, no, I'll drive a ship box.

619
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: I was always in their car. Yeah yeah, yeah, wow,

620
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: totally w Yeah, we dropped it. We did after a while. Look,

621
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 1: I would love to hear some more people. Amy Shark

622
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: blurted that out far too quickly on thirteen one and

623
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: six five. What did you blurt out way too quickly?

624
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: Love to hear from some of the people. Oh yeah, great.

625
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 2: So so this is a story about my grandfather. Yeah,

626
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 2: we told my grandfather. Me and Mim told my grandfather

627
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 2: that Mim was pregnant. Yes, yes, yes, And without missing

628
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 2: a beat, he went from eye contact with Mim to

629
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 2: the chest.

630
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: And he said strawberry or chocolate and it was there

631
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: was like it happened so fast. We were like did

632
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: he was that like a deliberate joke?

633
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 2: And then we sort of walked away and like no

634
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 2: one really We just sort of laughed and we're like, aha, yeah,

635
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 2: very good. And then we were like, oh my god,

636
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 2: that was genuinely a flavored milk joke about you you're

637
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 2: gonna be breastfeeding soon.

638
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: And it just popped out so quickly it was extraordinary

639
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: that I'm so yeah, no, yeah.

640
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 2: In hindsight, I'm rattled by it because it happened so fast.

641
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 2: In the moment, I didn't realize how messed up it was.

642
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 2: When he blurted out. We were like, this was a

643
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 2: few weeks later, we were going around the family and

644
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 2: we were like, all having a guess at what the

645
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 2: gender would be. It's like, oh, Dad, what do you

646
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: think the genda is going to be? And he's like,

647
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 2: I think it's going to be a boy. And then

648
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 2: I asked mum, and I said Grandpa, what do you

649
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 2: think is going to be?

650
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: And he goes, don't care. It's actually quite progressive when

651
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: you break it down. Cool. Cool, So yeah, what did

652
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: you blurt out too quickly? Reminds me vividly of a

653
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: famous Key and Peel sketch. There playing the game Articulate,

654
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: the board game Articulate, and one of these clues comes up.

655
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 9: Determinate I was we we got are you talking to me?

656
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 9: Pretending he's street?

657
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: But he's pretty gay.

658
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 3: Uh he is.

659
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 9: Excuse me, he's living living a bit of locker.

660
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: Latin pop star.

661
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: I'm not a Latin pop star.

662
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: No, you were not you he bangs, he bangs, Ricky Mark,

663
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: that is correct. I'm not that one. I'm not letting

664
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: pop start.

665
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 8: Mom.

666
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: No, you're not six five? But have you been a

667
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: car kisser before? Did enjoy a kissing the car back

668
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: in the day? Whoever? There was always where I kind

669
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: of like tried to see all the deal after a date,

670
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: not necessarily as successfully, but sure, I feel like that

671
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: was always the vibe. I'd, you know, go, I'd pick

672
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: you up at eight o'clock or whatever.

673
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 6: It was not you.

674
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: So we had a few dates I didn't work out,

675
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: But didn't you pick up auto? Then you drop him

676
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: home and that was your chance to get the kiss. Yeah,

677
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: we're not kissing them at the restaurant, I think so.

678
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 2: But so how do you and again I'll get to

679
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: this call in two seconds, but you're in the car together?

680
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you? How do you deal? How are

681
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: you subtly reaching over there or not suddenly reaching over

682
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: you say catch it later and you lean in. So

683
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, you're a bold and confident manner. Did

684
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: you kissing the car? Surely? Surely?

685
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but but again I was probably I think I'd

686
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 2: try to make a joke, like I think what i'd do.

687
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: And previously, why I keep doing this? Anyway? This is you?

688
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: And then I'd go, I'd pretend my chair had broken,

689
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 2: and the chair would go back, and I go, oh, Boddy, hell,

690
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 2: look my chair has just reclined, And then I'm back

691
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,959
Speaker 2: here now, and I'd expect in my head to be like, oh,

692
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 2: reclined mine.

693
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: Often what would happen at that stage is yeah, obviously

694
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: you pretend you chair. They ended a couple of times. Anyway,

695
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: the young young buck. Let's go to Katie.

696
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 12: Here, chairs broken, looks left, laughing doesn't help. That doesn't help, Katie.

697
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,479
Speaker 1: What did you blurt out? What did you blurt out?

698
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: Too quickly?

699
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 7: So I was at lunch with my parents, my grandmother

700
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 7: and one of her friends.

701
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: Run me through the crowd again because it sounded bad.

702
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: Who have you got?

703
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 3: Oh?

704
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 7: Sorry, it was my parents, my grandmother and a friend

705
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 7: of her.

706
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: Shocking crowd, shocking crowd, crowd, Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

707
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 7: And they started talking about once you start getting older,

708
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 7: you don't have as much fun as you used to,

709
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 7: you know, second.

710
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: And I like and whoa.

711
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 7: They didn't really expect me to tribe it on the conversation.

712
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 7: I was about sixteen or seventeen, playing on my phone

713
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 7: and I just piped up and said, well, it's a

714
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 7: bit sad when your parents are getting more than you are.

715
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 1: Can you ditch your mates for the lounge? Come, let's

716
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: just get straight to why we're talking about this. Because

717
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:53,280
Speaker 1: you're talking about we're talking about it actually woods because

718
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 1: someone online, someone online, I'll just grab the ball. Someone

719
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: online has asked the internet aitam on an asshole for

720
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: paying for a lounge at the airport during a long layover.

721
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 1: I'll give you the context. They say, I'm traveling with

722
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: five friends. We're all traveling cheap. How have we had

723
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: one long layover in an airport with a VIP lounge.

724
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 1: The thing about lounges is they've got free food and liquor,

725
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: and I'm a member of this lounge. They've also got

726
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: showers and comfortable chairs. So I went to the lounge

727
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: by myself. I had some snacks, a few drinks, a

728
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: quick nap, a long hot shower, and I caught up

729
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: with my friends at the gate. My phone was fully charged.

730
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: I was bright eyed and bushy tailed and a little drunk.

731
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: And when we started talking, they were obviously furious. Can

732
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,919
Speaker 1: they be can they be serious? Can can you ditch

733
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: your mates for the lounge? If you're a member of

734
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: the lounge, you're a lounge guy. Not necessarily, I'll come on, Well,

735
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: I would like to point out that recently, I would

736
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: like to point out that recently we Yeah, I got

737
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: an upgrade. I got an upgrade on a flight to Sydney,

738
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: and with the team out of the back, I did well.

739
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 1: I get the plane. Absolutely I did, and I've got

740
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: no remorse there.

741
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 3: Sorry.

742
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: Can we just say you purchased the upgrade? Yes? Absolutely, Yeah, yeah,

743
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: I didn't get They didn't see me, and they're like, god, McMahon,

744
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: we better put them at the point the end. No,

745
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: they wouldn't. No, absolutely not.

746
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 2: So you bought an upgrade, yeah, yeah, on a flight

747
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 2: to Sydney, leaving all all of us at the back

748
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 2: of the plane.

749
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, well yeah, So what happens is you get

750
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: the flight, you get close to the flight, they've obviously

751
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,439
Speaker 1: got free business class seats and they go, hey, would

752
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: you be prepared to spend thirty thousand points to get

753
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: yourself the upgrade. And I was like, you know what,

754
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: treat yourself, big daddy, get yourself a champagne. He said

755
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: that out loud. I heard I did. I did. I

756
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: was like, well, and I did. And then what happened

757
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: was is we got through the bag scanner and I'm

758
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 1: faced with the choice. I'm faced with the choice. You've

759
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: got the well, let's call it what it is, the

760
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 1: Quantus Club on one side, and we've got the plub

761
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 1: seeds down.

762
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 2: The other end of the airport, and you've got where

763
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 2: your team was. Where I am, beautiful, Captain poop Panty's there?

764
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 1: Who else was on that trip? Told me on that

765
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: trip most people. So the group's there, and so you

766
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: had that decision. I had that decision, and I decided

767
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: to stay with you guys. Now tell the truth though, Yeah, no,

768
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: I made it. I made a decision in good conscience

769
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: to stay with your guys. You were on the way

770
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: to the lounge and I.

771
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 2: Saw Tom Ballard and you were like, oh, Ballad, I

772
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 2: can get around Ballard.

773
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: And you start around to chat to Tom Ballard. Unfortunately, unfortunately,

774
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: I thought Ballard was going to be I was going

775
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 1: to be able to ride Ballard's wake into the lounge

776
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh, obviously he's going to the lounge,

777
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,399
Speaker 1: don Ballard, I mean, like he's a famous guy. Yeah,

778
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: But he turned around and he was like, oh, I'm

779
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 1: going to start walking to the gates. So look, it

780
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: would have only been ten minutes that I would have

781
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: had in the lounge. But yes, cards on the table,

782
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: I would have did you guys, Yes, down, I would

783
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: have got there. I would have done what I always

784
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: do when I get into the lounge. I would have

785
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: eaten as much toast as humanly possible. I would have

786
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: drunk as much as humanly possible, would have had a shower. Sure,

787
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: sure I would have tried, because that's what you do.

788
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 1: You ditch your friends for the lounge.

789
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 13: You do.

790
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: And I think in good conscience, And that's why I'm

791
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 1: appealing to people to call right now for insanity, because

792
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: these high brow, high horse flogs in my team are

793
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: going like, oh God, I wouldn't do it. You would,

794
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 1: your bloody would. And I think if you look yourself

795
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: in the mirror, we can all say, if you had

796
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: a pass to a lounge, you would ditch your friends

797
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: in a hutch in a heartbeat, for a hot shower

798
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: and a great glass of cool climate Pino noir. Can

799
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: you ditch your mates for the lounge? Let's hear it?

800
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: Have you done it? Be honest, like, let's just all

801
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: be honest with each other about this, because I'm not

802
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: cool climate pano no What is that when I'm talking

803
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: about killing your friends, of course, but saying you're just

804
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: gonna leave them for a little while and let them

805
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 1: eat food out of a machine and line of concrete

806
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: floor for a little while. And yeah, sure you feel

807
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: sorry for him, but you are feeling.

808
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 2: Good quick hypethetd goal traveling with your wife? Yeah so partner, Yeah,

809
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 2: you can get in the land.

810
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: She can't. What are you doing on the louns? Oh

811
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: my lord, breathe there, I know. Let's go to Julian

812
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: here on thirty one or sixty five? Julian what's your opinion? Mate?

813
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 2: Can you ditch your mates and go in the lounge

814
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 2: if you have access to dog actuli?

815
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, every way I have. Before I worked my way up.

816
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 7: The bosses all went and enjoyed the out work.

817
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I got my pass.

818
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 13: If I could shout then you could usually bring a game.

819
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, if there was more than if there was

820
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 7: more than two of us, I wouldn't do it.

821
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but you touched on the one.

822
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 13: If the wife and kids couldn't get in.

823
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 6: Would you still go?

824
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

825
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 1: And for you, Julian, I mean you're on air.

826
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 3: Oh no, I wouldn't.

827
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 7: I wouldn't.

828
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 2: That's nice, smart, smart man. Let's go to Elena here, Elena,

829
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 2: what would you do? You've got access to the lounge,

830
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:09,959
Speaker 2: your ditching your mates?

831
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 11: Oh?

832
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 6: I sure do you do?

833
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: Wow? Regularly? You do this regularly?

834
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 6: I do?

835
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 8: Yeah, like I do your travel for work and domestically.

836
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,720
Speaker 8: But yeah, I've got a guest off, like a guest ticket,

837
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 8: so you can take one in there. I just turn

838
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 8: around and go first, invest best who wants to come?

839
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 3: Wow?

840
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 4: And Lene?

841
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 8: If no one wants to come, Okay, I'm going on

842
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 8: my own, I'll see yeah.

843
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow wait wow you really make a point

844
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: of it.

845
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 10: Wow.

846
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: She sounds like not a nice person. I'm gonna be honest, Nick,

847
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: thank you. That's your people's ghost. I didn't even know him.

848
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: In then I'm in the lounge before you're through the bags. Again,

849
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: you wouldn't even know it. She makes a scene. It's

850
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 1: like playing with your food, fight to the death.

851
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 2: I guess that's got a nick out here.

852
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, Nick, would you do this? Would you did your

853
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 1: mates to go into the land at the airport?

854
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 4: Look, man, I'm going to back wheel up one hundred.

855
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 13: Percent, only one.

856
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. The rest of the team is going to be

857
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: in that situation regardless.

858
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 2: So are you really a good mate?

859
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: If you don't support your friend getting up grade, you

860
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: can have a double past to hoists, double pasta hoits lux.

861
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: There's an upgrade there for you as well, my friend,

862
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: Good on you. I love that. Jeez, they're bad friends.

863
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: Your mates can sit in general city friends and take

864
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: your past locks free, free sailor chickens.

865
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 7: Get a week to see you.

866
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: Another whole role tells of tickets and give away woods. Yes,

867
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: another two weeks of this astonishing. It actually is astonishing.

868
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 2: So if you want your way to Taylor Swift, the

869
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 2: whole row at Taylor Swift, just keep listening to us

870
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 2: from eight am every single day we call you.

871
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 1: Now. The person we're about to call Wilbert is Alvin.

872
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: His wife doesn't know this, but he has been obviously

873
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 2: listening to us all day, every single day to try

874
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 2: and win her tickets. Okay, we've got word that he is.

875
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 2: I think they're in the same house right now. So

876
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 2: we've got to work with Alvin to try and get

877
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 2: the big announcement to her.

878
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: So let's just call him. You get the lay of

879
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: the land, and I think we're going to have a

880
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: very excited wife on the phone. Hello, Hi, is that Alvin? Yes,

881
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: speaking Alvin. This is Woody from Will and Woodye, but

882
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,280
Speaker 1: pretended it's someone from work on the phone.

883
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 13: Yeah, how are you how going to help you?

884
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: Great? Nice Alvin? Now here's the deal. Are you currently

885
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,240
Speaker 1: in the house with your wife Josette?

886
00:42:55,239 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 13: Yes, I am the house there, yes, please, yeah, it's

887
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 13: some of the work inter soh course, we'll talk to

888
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:09,919
Speaker 13: my boss from work.

889
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 1: Here's the deal, mate, Now keep it together. You've just

890
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 1: won a whole row of seats to a tailors. Keep way,

891
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: keep it cool, keep keep it work. It's work. What

892
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: time are you arriving tomorrow? What time are you arriving

893
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: tomorrow to work?

894
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 5: Thirty in the morning would be good.

895
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: Nine thirty be good? Good cover. Okay, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

896
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: what we want you to do?

897
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 2: Put the phone on speaker and announce to your beautiful

898
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 2: wife that you've just won a whole row of tickets

899
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 2: to Taylor Swift.

900
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 13: Okay, we'll do that. Does that come for a second?

901
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 13: What I've got something? I've got three something? Who's that?

902
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 13: Very important?

903
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 6: Yes?

904
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 13: It already proposed to me, so okay, nothing happening. Shot,

905
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 13: I'll go to something very important. I just one a

906
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 13: whole road, I say, the slop secrets.

907
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 4: No way you're lying?

908
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: Is that it's willa? What do you enjoy it?

909
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 10: Oh my god?

910
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 6: Embarrassing? Already a.

911
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 4: Whole right?

912
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 8: All right, No way, that's crazy? Oh my god?

913
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 6: Is that really what I wanted?

914
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 3: Hello?

915
00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: Hello? How are you?

916
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 6: Oh?

917
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 3: Good?

918
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: You release?

919
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 8: I've been been trying to get these tickets?

920
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: How hard have you been trying?

921
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 8: Oh my god? Like even while I'm at work, Like

922
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:16,720
Speaker 8: I'm on the page and I'm thinking, I'm refreshing the page.

923
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 2: And do you have something to say to Alvin? You know,

924
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 2: he's been trying very hard to get his tickets. He

925
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 2: just wanted you a whole rowe What.

926
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: Do you have to say to him?

927
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 6: Oh that's amazing, Thank you so much.

928
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: No worries, mate? Who are you taking with you? Joe said, oh.

929
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 6: God, definitely, my sister, maybe my best friend.

930
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 1: Not taking Alvin, not taking the guy in the gunment.

931
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 2: Alvin's not invited, all right, Like you guys, you less another.

932
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 1: Whole row of tea Swift tickets to get away tomorrow.

933
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: They did glass pools. They did luxury, very well to luxury.

934
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: This is Will talking about lounges, his glass bottom pool.

935
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: Will enjoyed looking down at the people at the airport.

936
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 1: Was it Abu Dhabi you were staying in the hotel?

937
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: I did enjoy because it was truly it was. It

938
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 1: was a real thing to be swimming in and swimming

939
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: in a pool in international airport terminal in a foreign country.

940
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 1: It was pretty cool experience and anybody could do it.

941
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a It wasn't it was. It was

942
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: just like we had to pay to go into this hotel.

943
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: But we had a fifteen hour layover and in one

944
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: of those central Asian countries, I'm not sure exactly which

945
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: one it was, and it was unbelievable.

946
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 6: It was.

947
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: It was truly awesome. Are you sure they couldn't see

948
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 1: the people below seeing into the pool? It definitely can't.

949
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: I think they can. Yeah, I wasn't nerd in the pool, mate, Oh,

950
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: I assumed you're a nerd. I don't know why, I assume.

951
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: I have no idea.

952
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 2: Well, actually, to be fair, the first, we have a

953
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 2: bit of a ritual whenever stay in the same hotel,

954
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 2: we always go for a new dip in the pool. Well,

955
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 2: none it for a while, but remember when, yeah, percent,

956
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 2: when we worked for a former comfort and the idea

957
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 2: of you and me getting flown somewhere and stayed in

958
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 2: a hotel was so outrageous that we had a tradition

959
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 2: where we would put out robes on straight away because

960
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 2: we were like, oh my god, Rode, we.

961
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 1: Did, and we would go and take in the pool.

962
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: She's weird A long time. That illegal, not illegal.

963
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 10: When we were in Cholaville staying in that it was

964
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,879
Speaker 10: it rock smalltel and there was a pool. I saw

965
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 10: you go in Woody and then five minutes later I

966
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 10: saw you will follow him in your budgy smugglers. Did

967
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,280
Speaker 10: you take your pants off in the pool.

968
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:35,280
Speaker 1: In the rocks in the rocks in Joliville, in Chilaville,

969
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, we're no, We're in speedos there.

970
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: That was very public. That pool pool was next to

971
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would have been outrageous

972
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: to get nerves at that stage in any other pool.

973
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: Not outrageous at all. No, we were quite young. We

974
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: were quite young at that age as well. I'd like

975
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: to point out the mid twenties twenties we should have

976
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: did you know there's a New Zealand In New Zealand

977
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: with work, we got in the robes, we got in

978
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: the road in the roads. Oh yeah, we did get

979
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 1: in the road for me, sorry messaging the ski instructor.

980
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: Is it well, is the middle of the day, Well,

981
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 1: it depends when we check in. Wow, so it's any

982
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 1: time in the day.

983
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,760
Speaker 2: We just we just go straight to the pool and obviously,

984
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 2: if there's people there, we go damn better do it later.

985
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 2: But if no one's there, we're just straight in, no dip, remember,

986
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 2: did we Yeah?

987
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: Pretty funny. We just get a bit excited when we

988
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: get sent somewhere else. There's a hotel in the whisper

989
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: that we might be going to feed later in the

990
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 1: my god, a couple of there work out dip territory.

991
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: You know that's that there's a hotel there. Will we

992
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: there's a hotel in Melbourne. Man the ship, Tommy, there's

993
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: a hotel. Oh the States. It's good good timing. Yeah,

994
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: you can have some new new dips in the States. Yeah,

995
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 1: you can pass.

996
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 2: There's the hotel the hotels in Melbourne called the Olson.

997
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 1: They've got a swimming pool. Do that looks out the

998
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 1: Chapel Street. Yeah, and I've I've definitely been nude in

999
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: that pool.

1000
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1001
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 13: Have you?

1002
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: Have you definitely been nude in that pool.

1003
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 2: I had a nice This is a long time ago

1004
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 2: where I don't play pokers. I don't support Pokey's, but

1005
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 2: the Pokey's I played the Pokey's what I played the

1006
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 2: Pokey's first first go and again this never happens. Don't gamble,

1007
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 2: it's the worst. But I went boom and won.

1008
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: Three hundred dollars. I think it was oh yeah, And

1009
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: for you at the time, I was twenty one, and

1010
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: I was just like I was like three other people,

1011
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: and I was just like, oh my god, I'm a

1012
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 1: hotel three hundred dollars, what are we going to do?

1013
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,720
Speaker 1: Let's go to a hotel.

1014
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 2: So the Groovers went to a hotel anyway that was

1015
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 2: not like a room cost way more than that because

1016
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 2: we got there at like twelve thirty or one am.

1017
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 1: They were like, you know what, how much have you got?

1018
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 2: I was like three hundred and ten dollars fifty or

1019
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 2: something like that, and they were like, we'll give you

1020
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,399
Speaker 2: one of our room and you can have it until

1021
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 2: like ten am.

1022
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like nine hours.

1023
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 2: And then all of us just got up to the

1024
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 2: room when then the pool got nude, and there the

1025
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 2: pool looks onto a busy road and we were just

1026
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 2: like nude.

1027
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just trying to figure myself, like walking home,

1028
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:06,280
Speaker 1: I'm already I'm already drunk, walking home, stumbling out of Cuba, Cuba,

1029
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: which used to be on the corner there. Yeah, yeah,

1030
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 1: look up. The last thing I need to say is

1031
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: a sausage in the sky, And it's sort of like

1032
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: it because you're looking from down No one looks good

1033
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: from down there. No one looks good from really fun.

1034
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: Why are we talking about