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Speaker 1: The Will M.

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Speaker 2: Woody podcast.

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Speaker 1: Woodrow five Seconds of Summer. I have got a brand

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Speaker 1: new record, a brand new tour. Everyone's a start. The

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Speaker 1: album is out fourteenth November, but you guys can get

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Speaker 1: your tickets to go and see the Boys back on tour.

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Speaker 1: The tickets go on sale the thirty first of October.

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Speaker 1: And that in the studio right now, Luke, Callum, Michael and.

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Speaker 3: Ashton, guys, here are you going? Thanks having us, Thanks

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Speaker 3: for coming in.

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Speaker 4: It was a great intro.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate You're actually right next to me as well,

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Speaker 1: so you can see it written down on my sheet for.

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Speaker 4: Me, I'm looking. It's got me in the top left.

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Speaker 4: That's nice. How Mike Ash's got the photos or all

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Speaker 4: different errors? It's funny. Yeah, Actually the first question guys.

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Speaker 1: So you guys can ask the questions to yourself if

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Speaker 1: you lie, if that's if that's what you want to do.

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Speaker 3: So the last record was twenty twenty two. Is that right?

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Speaker 1: I was trying to like quantify it in terms of

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Speaker 1: relationships they've had.

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Speaker 3: Was it like a break or was it a breakup?

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Speaker 1: Like were you like banning each other from your social

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Speaker 1: media and kind of.

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Speaker 5: Like this narratives that's going around that we like reunited, so.

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Speaker 3: We're not doing it.

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Speaker 6: Not that well it yeah, yeah, is it okay?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: It was terrible break up. Yeah, it's good for hype.

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Speaker 6: Actually a lot of like really drama.

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Speaker 4: And then we got back together. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: This is the tour that we're doing is actually a

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Speaker 7: reunion tour but also a breakup tour getting back together.

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Speaker 3: But the last one as well.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the Eagles did a reunion tour called

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Speaker 1: health Phrases Over because John McLain got asked when the

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Speaker 1: Eagles get back together, and he said, when health Fraezer

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Speaker 1: is over, that's good.

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Speaker 3: Well you can you can rebrand now if you want to.

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Speaker 4: That's actually a good idea. It's funny because people kept saying,

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Speaker 4: like when we started put out music, like you guys

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Speaker 4: reunited and were like we hung out like every every week.

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Speaker 3: I saw these boys were just film mates.

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Speaker 4: Took some minute to make the right album. We wrote

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Speaker 4: a couple of really good songs a few years ago,

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Speaker 4: and then it took a minute to get ten other

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Speaker 4: songs on the level of those ones. So it was

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Speaker 4: like we'd set the bar too high. So I just

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Speaker 4: took a minute to get it together. We all did

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Speaker 4: some solo stuff and we wanted to make sure we

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Speaker 4: were stoked on it.

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Speaker 1: When we were over in Perth, we spoke to you

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Speaker 1: guys really early on. I think we introduced you. You did

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Speaker 1: a show over there just to like for this old

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Speaker 1: radio station we used to work.

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Speaker 3: For, and we kind of dug back through the archives.

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Speaker 1: I was reading a chat with you guys in like

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Speaker 1: twenty fifteen with Rolling Stone, and you were kind of

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Speaker 1: like just gushing on all these stories from the industry

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Speaker 1: where you were like, oh my god, we were at

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Speaker 1: you know, this party with Nick Jonas and then at

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Speaker 1: Justin Bieber after party and now like two of you

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Speaker 1: are dads.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's pretty wild.

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Speaker 1: Like how do you reflect on that initial time to

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Speaker 1: where you are now?

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Speaker 5: I think we've just we've come a long way, and

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Speaker 5: we've done a lot in the years that we've been

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Speaker 5: doing this, you know, and we've been doing it for

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Speaker 5: like fifteen years, but we're still considered kind of like

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Speaker 5: a new band. So I think for us, it's just like,

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Speaker 5: you know, with each album, we just like to not

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Speaker 5: stay complacent and just try different things and do new

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Speaker 5: stuff and I think like for this album, we're just

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Speaker 5: are having some fun.

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Speaker 1: And because it all been really different sonically, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: super different.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I think that's part of the phone of

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Speaker 5: like what we get to do as a band is

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Speaker 5: like we just get to make different things every single

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Speaker 6: You know, we never get bored.

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Speaker 2: Is to a life a bit more boring though, now

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Speaker 2: that you're a little bit older, or do you still

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Speaker 2: like to get out there and have a good time.

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Speaker 4: Insane? The recent tour it's very high energy and like

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Speaker 4: there's you know, we're doing like almost gags on stage.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and so it's we got got to be

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Speaker 4: really locked in. Gotta be happy.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start using that now. Yeah, we've been locked in,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get locked in.

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Speaker 6: We're always locked in.

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Speaker 2: Really, We've got we've got to sit here very high

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Speaker 2: en talking to the microphones and.

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Speaker 3: The next time I got a date with my partner

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Speaker 3: and let's lock in in the other thing.

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Speaker 1: I want to ask you guy, so when you were

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Speaker 1: coming up through all of this, you were really like

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Speaker 1: like culty in a sense, like the fans like there's

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Speaker 1: there's a there's a real what do we call five

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Speaker 1: seconds of summer fans? Is there is there a some

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Speaker 1: of them? Or are they like you know, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: is there You don't mind that you can?

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Speaker 4: You can? Yeah? What is that? Oh no, it's not.

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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: What's the sort of the wildest thing you've seen from

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Speaker 1: the fans side of things? Like if you read any

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Speaker 1: of the fan fiction or anything like that.

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Speaker 4: All the time.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, look, not doing too much fan fiction reading these days.

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Speaker 7: One time there was a person who snuck in were

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Speaker 7: playing in Vegas. They snuck in the events and they

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Speaker 7: got stuck in the events. No way, Yeah they yeah,

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Speaker 7: never did it.

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Speaker 8: Out carry their name with us and then they had

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Speaker 8: to call the police and then they got them out,

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Speaker 8: and yeah, I don't think they can.

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Speaker 3: How did you know they were in the events?

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Speaker 4: Like? Could you?

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Speaker 6: I was in the events of it all? Is that

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Speaker 6: they didn't even get to see the show? I hate

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Speaker 6: that you're talking about them, which is kind of cool.

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Speaker 6: I reckon.

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Speaker 2: Last time, you guys are in this studio, actually there

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Speaker 2: were like cars waiting for you at the front that

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Speaker 2: you had to get away from.

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Speaker 8: Is that it's a sobering reality.

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Speaker 6: Trying to keep on the download. We can organize some

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Speaker 6: guys to come.

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Speaker 1: If you look to edit this fight out, We're going

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Speaker 1: to get you guys to play.

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Speaker 3: Can you hear it now?

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Speaker 6: Callum? You've you've heard us play this game before.

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Speaker 7: I've seen it on TikTok and I think I'd I'd

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Speaker 7: nail it. Every time that I've watched it, I go, yeah,

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Speaker 7: this is a game for me.

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Speaker 1: There's a number of musicians that have played this game before.

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Speaker 1: You guys have spent some time with Joe Jonas before,

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we've spent a little time with Joe.

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Speaker 3: How what's what's Joe like?

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Speaker 9: Because it go absolute legend? I mean, what are wee him?

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Speaker 10: Last?

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Speaker 9: At the show? We actually played the Jonas Brothers show

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Speaker 9: in La we did. She looks so perfect with them.

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Speaker 9: Joseph sweetheart? Actually, well he true sweetheart.

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Speaker 1: I think he's a sweetheart and I think after he

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Speaker 1: split up from his partner, a very very bored sweetheart

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Speaker 1: because he was just watching our socials and he was like, Hey,

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Speaker 1: can I come in and play that game?

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Speaker 6: So he was once he broke the record, he got

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Speaker 6: six in a row.

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Speaker 4: Wait, who's Renee?

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Speaker 1: So Renee is from Hopper's Crossing and she just came

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Speaker 1: in here and got fifteen in a row.

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Speaker 3: So Joe Jonas and Gary Barlow is from Take That.

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Speaker 4: GB came to my birthday party once.

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Speaker 3: Do you really really did well in Vegas? He seems

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Speaker 3: like a nice guy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we bowled together.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go. And you're better at listening to

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Speaker 6: cans than old GB.

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Speaker 1: Let's say yes, yes, Okay, so we're gonna need a

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Speaker 1: like you guys, just to come to a consensus if

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Speaker 1: that's cool as to whether you think it's beer or

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Speaker 1: soft drink? Honesty policy obviously, eyes closed. I don't know

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Speaker 1: do we get in the face the other way? What

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Speaker 1: do we trust them?

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Speaker 6: I trust the boy.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm not gonna like coming to a consensus. Isn't

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Speaker 5: our strongest Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, album took three years.

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Speaker 2: So just to confirm, I'm going to be cracking a

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Speaker 2: can over here, you boys, based on the stand of

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Speaker 2: it at a siding, beer or soft drink?

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Speaker 7: Okay, can you choose a different can? Because I'm looking

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Speaker 7: at the camera. You can do a different can? Part

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Speaker 7: of the mental al.

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Speaker 1: Right, guys over eyes okay, five seconds of summer playing?

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Speaker 6: Can you hear it? Here's can one?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I know exactly what that is okay? All right? Can

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Speaker 4: we open?

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Speaker 3: Ashly you think you know.

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Speaker 6: What it is?

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Speaker 4: Can we open?

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Speaker 6: You can open? You can open.

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Speaker 9: I can hear the size it bubbles.

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Speaker 4: It was a quick, a quick snap.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but usually I don't know. I feel like, well,

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Speaker 7: what's more carbonated beer or soda? Soda? There's not that

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Speaker 7: many bubbles happening.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, not that much carbonation happening with you.

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Speaker 4: I didn't hear it.

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Speaker 9: It was more of a froth actually, wasn't.

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Speaker 4: What do you think? You're pretty confident off the beat? Yeah? Actually,

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Speaker 4: what did you?

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Speaker 3: What do you think is a bit.

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Speaker 9: Like a frothy you reckon?

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Speaker 1: Sound a bit like a okay, i'd vote for you.

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Speaker 4: You're voting beer, voting beer.

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Speaker 9: They sound disappointed, you can hear it in their voices.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just I'm just intrigued where this is going?

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Speaker 9: Should we go with beer boys?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go beer.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a beer incorrect.

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Speaker 6: The funny thing is, you guys give it away. We

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Speaker 6: were so disappointed. Only you and Jason Deulo have got zero.

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Speaker 3: We love Jason. He didn't know what he was doing.

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Speaker 4: Are we still going to get in the TikTok page? There?

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Speaker 4: We're going to get the TikTok pages?

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Speaker 6: Is this making our TikTok? Do they have to be

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Speaker 6: in a row?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, you need to give us one more.

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Speaker 9: You want another ring?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Going to go around to let me go.

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Speaker 2: The other day.

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Speaker 4: This game is too hard. Tell me Beatrice from Oopska

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Speaker 4: got opps crossing opps crossing? Renee from hopping.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fifteen in a row on her phone in the car, Yeah.

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Speaker 12: A lifer, Renee. Sorry, jeez, sorry, I'm just upset.

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Speaker 7: I heard no carbonation then, yeah, I think.

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Speaker 6: Respectfully, Calum, I know you might have to go. Just

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Speaker 6: listen to the group. So the last one Calum has

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Speaker 4: More of a mental game. Is he gonna Is he

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Speaker 6: I'm just thinking about what he's what he's thinking of.

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Speaker 6: I'm thinking nothing about the actual sound you're reading me.

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Speaker 4: If we go beer again, we get it wrong. I

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Speaker 6: Think he's done too. I think he's done. Two Coca

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I think to save face, we've got

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not calling.

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Speaker 4: Sit down, Callum.

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Speaker 3: Shut up.

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Speaker 3: Well, I feel like we're in the studio with you guys.

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Speaker 4: The first one was. The second one was, let's just

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Speaker 4: look him beer, let's let's pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, here we go, all right, Now, let's

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Speaker 3: Okay, it sounds like what's that?

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Speaker 4: That's for sure?

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Speaker 3: Really that felt like a coke? Alright, what are we

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Speaker 3: looking in Coca cola?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I think cokes are a little bit higher in pitch.

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Speaker 4: That one sounded like a being. To me, that sounded

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Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I agree, Okay, I'd.

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Speaker 4: Be happy to look down.

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Speaker 6: But but then I'm also thinking.

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Speaker 1: Now, Michael, you just said before you ship the game,

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Speaker 3: Let's look that's all right, all right? Wow, okay, wow.

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Speaker 6: let us know. It just feels like he's the only

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Speaker 4: That's coke, that's that's different. That was different?

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Speaker 6: Yeah for sure?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I agree.

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Speaker 4: I can hear it now, I can hear it, right, yo, Wow,

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Speaker 4: it's game over, Renee, We're coming clear the day. Let's coke.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, wow it is.

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Speaker 6: He's got it a game.

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Speaker 7: That was a tricky one to Oh that's tough.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I want to say beer off the bat.

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Speaker 4: I want to say you're off the bat.

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Speaker 3: But I went to go beer.

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Speaker 7: But then I've realized I've gotten every single one wrong. Therefore, no, no, no,

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Speaker 7: I think it's beer.

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Speaker 6: You've tied Jo.

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Speaker 3: That's a bit of swagger about the boys. Now look

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Speaker 4: They've got the tails up. Yeah, that's coming to your

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Speaker 4: name for sure, coming for your name number seven.

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Speaker 6: Okay, up with Gary. But the team is steric.

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Speaker 9: They've clear the afternoon. Let's just go ride to twenty.

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Speaker 3: So equal with Gary Barlow on seven cans?

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Speaker 4: Right now.

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Speaker 6: Is the eighth can five seconds of summer playing? Can

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Speaker 6: you hear it?

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Speaker 13: No, that's gonna be a sound like I think that sounds.

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Speaker 9: Like a beer if I ever heard one.

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Speaker 1: Lock it in number ride Well wait, well wait, we

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Speaker 1: might need some more CANSI no.

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Speaker 13: Thank you, no, no, oh, Luke, oh.

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Speaker 6: No, you're going week.

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Speaker 4: I thought that was coked, dude.

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Speaker 6: So am I right in saying everyone things coke apart

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Speaker 6: from you, Luke?

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Speaker 1: Is that I have no thoughts, but we've established that,

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Speaker 4: I mean I probably would go beer, but now I'm

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Speaker 3: Let's lock in beer.

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Speaker 6: I trust you like in beers. Okay, here we number nine.

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Speaker 4: Know what's wrong with the build up. To know what's

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Speaker 6: And you have read it correctly. That was a soft drink.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's not cool.

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Speaker 6: But that's not I think there's a lesson to be

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Speaker 3: What's that?

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Speaker 5: Sometimes you got to trust your boys.

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Speaker 6: And you know, typical lead singer stuff.

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Speaker 1: You are well wait five seconds of summer Luke Callum,

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Speaker 1: Michael Ashton, boys, thanks so much for coming in. It's

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Speaker 1: been a trait to have you don't see the boys.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's a Star tour goes on sale thirty first of October,

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Speaker 1: so just in a couple of days time now. The

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Speaker 1: album out fourteenth of November. Guys, thanks for coming in

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Speaker 1: again to see August the tour.

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Speaker 6: Fellas, it's.

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Speaker 3: Stories.

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Speaker 2: I'm shocked that you're having another attempt at being the

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Speaker 6: Attempt that's something that you usually run.

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Speaker 2: This is my game, game Okay, let's get But last

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Speaker 2: time you did this, you tried it with me, you

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Speaker 2: were embarrassed.

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Speaker 3: It was a one. That's why I'm back.

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Speaker 6: I like that.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't like losing.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'll never lie down, all right.

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Speaker 6: I'd love to play with you again because I think

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Speaker 6: you're really bad at this.

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Speaker 1: But I'm awful. I'm awful, and you know, think about that.

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Speaker 1: Woods can only get better.

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Speaker 6: Sure, Yeah, you are on the bottom. You're definitely on

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Speaker 6: the bottle.

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Speaker 3: I've bottomed out. It was awful. Best of five, we're

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Speaker 3: going four.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if my choice, our show would just be

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Speaker 2: two hours of Believe it or not. Like, I just

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Speaker 2: think that'd be a great listen every day, new theme

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Speaker 2: every day. I just think that'd be hot. Anyway, I'll

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Speaker 6: You never bring anything up with the bosses, That's true,

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Speaker 6: all right.

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Speaker 3: So here we go.

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Speaker 4: I just hope they hear.

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Speaker 6: That and then take that and run with.

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Speaker 1: It, all right, man. So basically, I'll give you a story.

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Speaker 1: You have to tell me whether you think it's real

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Speaker 1: a hundred magnets surgically removed from his stomach.

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Speaker 6: Saw this, saw this, that's imporsive.

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Speaker 4: Reckon.

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Speaker 6: They connected in his stomach. Yep, that's awesome, and that

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Speaker 6: probably would have happened. There would have been at least

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Speaker 1: That's what magnets do, don't they. Yeah, Now, let's let's

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Speaker 1: get that I have or maybe you haven't found online. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go your first one. Here a man from

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Speaker 1: Darlin Darln Woods.

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Speaker 6: You've the beautile love Darling famous for their ramen luxA. Try.

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Speaker 6: Sorry here, work with ear pain.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't jaw, it was going on. Went into the hospital.

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Speaker 1: Doctors found a two centimeter cockroach lodged lodged in his

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Speaker 2: Not a big cockroach. That's a tiny cockroach. One of

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Speaker 2: the smallest cockroaches. I've like, cockroaches are white. Someone's like

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Speaker 2: my finger now, I think you've stuffed up your your

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Speaker 2: measurements there a little bit.

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Speaker 6: I mean it would need to be two centimeters there

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Speaker 2: I just straight up I don't think it's impressive enough

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Speaker 6: I think you made that up and you should be

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Speaker 1: That was real, my friend, he is a wow.

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Speaker 6: What it's a tiny cockroach. I didn't realize cockroaches came.

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Speaker 3: That's more. Here we go, woods with the game here.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to engage with you in the banter, but

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Speaker 1: I'm too concentrated.

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Speaker 6: I get it. I get it that you're taking it seriously.

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Speaker 3: Someone's got it. Here we go.

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Speaker 9: In the US.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, forty four year old man was injured by an

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Speaker 1: undetonated mortar firework mortar just lodged in his leg.

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Speaker 6: Oh how did it get lodged in his leg?

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Speaker 14: Ah?

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Speaker 6: Not sure, not sure, not sure.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say it, doesn't say in the.

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Speaker 1: Bit so lodged I last chat gpt to summarize an

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so it was a mortar. Sorry, say it again.

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Speaker 2: It's a fire firework.

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Speaker 6: It's a firework mortar, firework mortar.

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Speaker 3: That hadn't hadn't gone off, hadn't.

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Speaker 6: apparently that's the This is a real thing. Is the

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Speaker 2: This is elaborate, and I do I want to reward

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Speaker 2: you if you've made this up. I think you deserve

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Speaker 2: the point. So I'm gonna say that that's a real story.

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Speaker 3: Will that's a real story. Yeah, that was a real story.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, go on the US. You wouldn't make that.

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Speaker 6: It's just too it's too elaborate.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty Yeah.

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Speaker 1: presumed to be a dud, and then they had to

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm gone one way.

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Speaker 1: Apparently, if you put a deodorant can where it shouldn't go,

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Speaker 3: So don't do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, it had been a case of it

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Speaker 3: Sixty two year old man in India.

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Speaker 6: A deodoran camp blew up inside him. Yeah, bloody hell,

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Speaker 6: that's a good way to go. That's a good way

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Speaker 1: Well, you certainly wouldn't want to tell your grandkids afterwards,

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Speaker 1: so he saved him a bit of pain coming back

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Speaker 3: Is all right, here we go.

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Speaker 6: It didn't she'd smell in the room, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 4: Here we go up?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, this is around three.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, great, hit me, hit me? Hey, sorry, sorry, slow down,

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Speaker 2: it's a sorry. Yeah, yeah, I get that. This is

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Speaker 6: Or are we doing five?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Grace five?

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Speaker 4: That's it. That's what I like.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Twenty twelve, a man in New Zealand, Yeah, put a

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Speaker 6: See.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, the area you are dancing, William, is the area

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Speaker 2: have definitely read this story before. And if if you've

453
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Speaker 2: made this up, you might want to do a double

454
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Speaker 2: check this has happened, because I think I spoke about

455
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Speaker 2: it on this radio show and laughed for at least

456
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Speaker 2: four minutes straight at the idea that it would fix

457
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Speaker 2: your constipation.

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Speaker 6: It's a real story. Will it is a real story now.

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Speaker 1: The story talking about because I remember you bringing this up,

460
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Speaker 1: was in two thousand and three, a Hong Kong man

461
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Speaker 1: instead of a fifty centimeter live yeal into his rectum

462
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Speaker 1: to relieve his constipation. That that was the one bit

463
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Speaker 1: his call on while it was up there. Inspired by this,

464
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Speaker 1: a key wee guy did the same thing.

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Speaker 6: Did it work for him?

466
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Speaker 3: I don't think so I worked for.

467
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Speaker 4: Either of them.

468
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Speaker 1: This article is actually written by a bunch of surgeons,

469
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Speaker 1: and they're all just cautionary tales. So hels heels are

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Speaker 1: off the list heels and for things to put in

471
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Speaker 1: there too.

472
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Speaker 3: One would this could be the last one.

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Speaker 1: Come on, let's here we go, Here we go, sure

474
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Speaker 1: on the year here but a Dutch A Dutch guy,

475
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Speaker 1: in an attempt to imitate the TV show jack Now,

476
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Speaker 1: I haven't seen this episode. It's not it's not my bag, Jackass.

477
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Speaker 6: That is my bag. That is my bag.

478
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Speaker 1: You do, okay, he attempted to swallow a live catfish.

479
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, while imitating the TV show Jackass. The

480
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:20,639
Speaker 1: fish's spines got caught in his throat. Oh had to

481
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Speaker 1: be removed to procedures. Oh a dutch Man followed a

482
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Speaker 1: live catfish. So, so did they do that on Jackass?

483
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Speaker 3: Did they swallow a catfish?

484
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Speaker 2: So the Jackass episode I thought I saw was and

485
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Speaker 2: this is something that that apparently is a little bit

486
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Speaker 2: of fun in the catfish areas of the States, is

487
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Speaker 2: getting your your arms swallowed by a catfish.

488
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Speaker 6: So you just shove your arm down there and they

489
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Speaker 6: will swallow your arm up to the elbow.

490
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Speaker 2: And apparently that that's quite a nice tickle and a

491
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Speaker 2: bit of an adrenaline rush. So I don't know whether

492
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Speaker 2: you've tweaked, you've heard that and you've done a little

493
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Speaker 2: tweaky tweaky there to make it your own, or if

494
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Speaker 2: the Jackass boys, which we know they love to do,

495
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 2: they obviously just extended that idea and took it a

496
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Speaker 2: little bit further and shoved one down the mouth.

497
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Speaker 6: I mean, a catfish is pretty big.

498
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Speaker 4: I don't don't.

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Speaker 2: I just I'm trying to think in what world you

500
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Speaker 2: would think that you could put a whole catfish into

501
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Speaker 2: your mouth.

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Speaker 6: Well, I think you made that up, mate, that is true.

503
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Speaker 3: Once we go to too Wow, only one to go.

504
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Speaker 3: I can't believe it, Joe, how much you're hating this.

505
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Speaker 6: It's just spent a long time off the same thing, right,

506
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Speaker 6: final one here, final way yeah yeah yeah, hit me,

507
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Speaker 6: hit me. It doesn't get better than this. This is

508
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Speaker 6: why we do it. This is why we do it.

509
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Speaker 1: A British man had an X ray done yep and

510
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Speaker 1: discovered a toy Oh sorry, I should say. He went

511
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Speaker 1: into hospital initially diagnosed with lung cancer. Oh god, like

512
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Speaker 1: we think you've got lung cancer, goes in, gets the

513
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Speaker 1: x ray, gets the x ray back, has discovered that

514
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Speaker 1: he had swallowed a toy traffic cone in his lung.

515
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Speaker 3: Toy forty years forty years ago.

516
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Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's extraordinary. Which they thought, which they

517
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Speaker 6: thought was a tumor.

518
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, turns out he had inhaled a toy

519
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Speaker 1: traffic cone forty years ago.

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Speaker 2: That is extraordinary. That is extraordinary. It's a true story.

521
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Speaker 2: I think I've seen it and I will take the points.

522
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Speaker 1: And it's a true I can't believe you've seen that.

523
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Speaker 6: It's an amazing story. Of course you've seen it. It's amazing.

524
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Speaker 3: That is extraordinary.

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Speaker 1: This is this is I reading the same article that

526
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Speaker 1: you've read at least one hundred times.

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Speaker 6: This is why I go on the internet and stuff

528
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Speaker 6: like this. This is what keeps me up.

529
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Speaker 1: We have a guest first time here on Willan Woody,

530
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Speaker 1: which is very very exciting. Some of you guys would

531
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Speaker 1: know either through Paul Fisher, the DJ, but obviously very

532
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Speaker 1: much of her own recently co hosts of the podcast

533
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Speaker 1: Darling Shine New Mum Chloe Fisher on Will and Woody.

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Speaker 10: Welcome mate, Thanks Sky, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: So good to have you here.

536
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Speaker 1: So we're going to talk a little bit about Always

537
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Speaker 1: You Very very Shortly, which is out now at all

538
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Speaker 1: good bookstores.

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Speaker 3: Looking forward to talking about that.

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Speaker 1: But before we do, you've come straight off and ibef

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Speaker 1: the summer with a kid.

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Speaker 3: How the bloody hell did that guy?

543
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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 10: Wow, Well, it's definitely Look, it's great for families, but

545
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Speaker 10: it's definitely different when you've got a kid who is

546
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Speaker 10: one and a half and she's a pocket rocket. It's

547
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Speaker 10: a different scene to the scenes that I've been the

548
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Speaker 10: last few years, and the next year will be a

549
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Speaker 10: whole different scene. Two under two. Yeah, it's an interesting one.

550
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Speaker 6: Bobby's her name, isn't it your daughter?

551
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Speaker 10: Yes? Bobby?

552
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Speaker 6: Does Bobby get to see daddy on the decks? Djan

553
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Speaker 6: at all.

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Speaker 10: Well, you know what, she obviously can't come to the class.

555
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Speaker 10: He doesn't play for three she can't come to the club.

556
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Speaker 10: He doesn't play for three am. Actually, so not even

557
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Speaker 10: I go to the club very often. But we are

558
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Speaker 10: waiting for She's been to like one or two shows,

559
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Speaker 10: but we're really waiting for her moment because it's hard

560
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Speaker 10: because it's so loud, you know, and when they're young,

561
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Speaker 10: they really don't want to wear the noise canceling headphones.

562
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Speaker 10: So we're just waiting for the right moment for her.

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Speaker 2: So your husband, he starts his gig at three am. Now,

564
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Speaker 2: now I know, I'm a father myself. I know that,

565
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Speaker 2: you know, kids up at six am and they want

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Speaker 2: to play, they want to hang out with dad. How

567
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Speaker 2: does it go the morning after his three am gigs

568
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Speaker 2: when Bobby's going, where's Dad?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, well, it's definitely a juggle. So in our apartment

570
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Speaker 10: in Ibiza, there's like a spare room, so generally he

571
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Speaker 10: will creep in, have snacks, go to the fridge, do

572
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Speaker 10: the snacks, and I will hear him and I'm like,

573
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Speaker 10: do not wait the baby up, And generally, by the

574
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Speaker 10: time he creeps into the spare room, to get some

575
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Speaker 10: sleep because I don't want him to also wake me up.

576
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Speaker 10: The baby will then wake up and then sat Dad.

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Speaker 10: It's just like, but you know what, he is a trooper,

578
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Speaker 10: Like he doesn't really drink or anything anymore. So he

579
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Speaker 10: gets like a couple of hours sleep and then he's up.

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Speaker 10: So he's an amazing dad. He's going I don't know

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Speaker 10: if I could do it, but he really does get

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Speaker 10: up and he just gets going with the baby. It's amazing.

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Speaker 3: I suppose I've.

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Speaker 1: Got to kind of like make Hay while the sun

585
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Speaker 1: shines a little bit in that DJing scene I remember

586
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: back in well sort of like that iconic trait Losing

587
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Speaker 1: It debuted Coachello in twenty eighteen. Can you describe the

588
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Speaker 1: change in your life since that happened.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, it's definitely pretty fast paced. Our life is always go,

590
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Speaker 10: go go, you know. We live between Gold Coast La Abiza,

591
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 10: and it's crazy for him, Like since we've had the baby,

592
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Speaker 10: it's definitely slowed down a lot for me, but he stays.

593
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Speaker 10: He stays on the road, but we will just be

594
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Speaker 10: based wherever kind of he is. And it's an amazing lifestyle.

595
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Speaker 10: We absolutely love it. Like it does have its, you know,

596
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Speaker 10: pros and cons. I obviously really missed my family and

597
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 10: friends a lot of you know, being home right now

598
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 10: it's just like heaven because we get to just be

599
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 10: in everyone's pockets again. But yeah, it's it is busy.

600
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Speaker 10: We're such a tight unit. You know, it looks crazy

601
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 10: and like everyone thinks that he's this like really crazy,

602
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 10: full on persona, but he's actually a very very chill

603
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 10: person and when he's not on the stage, he is

604
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Speaker 10: like a full on family man. We actually spend a

605
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Speaker 10: lot of time not with people because we just love

606
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Speaker 10: spending time together and cooking at home. And like our

607
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 10: friends haven't changed, our family had, Like everything's the same,

608
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Speaker 10: you know, It's just we don't get to spend as

609
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Speaker 10: much time at home home.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Chloye.

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Speaker 2: Another big part of the book is something that my

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Speaker 2: wife actually spoke to me a lot about because she's

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Speaker 2: she's an avid listener of your podcast, Darling Shine. Can

614
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Speaker 2: you tell us a bit for those that don't know

615
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Speaker 2: your journey to get pregnant and eventually bringing Bobby into

616
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Speaker 2: the world.

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Speaker 10: Yes, so we started that fertility journey back in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 10: We felt pregnant actually the first time. It went on

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Speaker 10: to have a miscarriage at about five weeks, and it

620
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Speaker 10: kind of came as a shock to me because I

621
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Speaker 10: was in my twenties, and I thought, oh, that's weird,

622
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Speaker 10: Like who does this happen to? I knew my mum

623
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Speaker 10: and had one, but like it was very foreign, Like

624
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Speaker 10: I thought, you know, you have to be older to

625
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 10: have miscourages. No one speaks about this. This is weird,

626
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Speaker 10: Like I feel like it's only happening to me, And

627
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Speaker 10: then proceeded to then another four years on have another

628
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Speaker 10: four miscourages. We lost a set of twins about a

629
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Speaker 10: year and we ended up started going down the IVF

630
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Speaker 10: and the fertility doctor route because it was just not

631
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Speaker 10: really working for us naturally, and we did eight rounds

632
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Speaker 10: of IVF. Three of them took and then the rest

633
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Speaker 10: of them didn't work. Basically, what was happening inside my

634
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 10: uterus was every time I was having a miscarriage, the

635
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 10: way that my body was healing was healing with a

636
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 10: lot of scar tissue. So the more times I'd fell pregnant,

637
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Speaker 10: the more times it would take, the further along in

638
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Speaker 10: the pregnancy would come about, and then I would lose

639
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Speaker 10: the baby because they were in our mind. This is

640
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Speaker 10: what I've kind of come to the conclusion is that

641
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Speaker 10: there wasn't enough blood circulation in my uterus for the

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Speaker 10: baby to grow any further because there was so much scarring. Now,

643
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 10: I saw so many doctors, a lot of most of

644
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 10: them were You're just unlucky, and I was thinking, no,

645
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Speaker 10: I'm not. This is not normal. It can't be normal

646
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 10: recurrent miscarriage for my age. You know, when you're in

647
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Speaker 10: the fertility trenches, you have to tick all the boxes

648
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 10: within yourself before you can kind of move on to

649
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 10: the next steps. We floated the idea sorry to See

650
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 10: quite a few times, but I just wasn't ready to

651
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Speaker 10: move to that step. I'm like, I still need answers

652
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 10: within myself. I had to really make sure for myself

653
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Speaker 10: that I'd been like, I've done that, I've ticked that box.

654
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Speaker 10: If I wasn't doing the background research, if I wasn't

655
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Speaker 10: trying to work out what's going on, you're not walking

656
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 10: out of the doctor surgery and they're not doing the

657
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 10: research for you. They're just not not only a miscarrit

658
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 10: going through a miscarriage isolating and lonely, but the fertility

659
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 10: journey is also really isolating and lonely. When you have

660
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 10: no answers, you are literally pulling your hair out, going

661
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 10: what the hell is going on? And I had this

662
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 10: beautiful woman who lives in Queensland that offered to be

663
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Speaker 10: my surrogate and we found her through the podcast actually,

664
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Speaker 10: so we did the psych test, we did the lawyer stuff. Well,

665
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Speaker 10: it literally went on six to eight months process that

666
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Speaker 10: we went through. Yeah, lots of zoom interviews. We met her.

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Speaker 10: Paul and I went on our really really belated honeymoon

668
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,479
Speaker 10: like three years later, to the Maldives after his IBS

669
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 10: A season in twenty thirteen, just literally just enjoyed each other.

670
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 10: Witched off. We were going home to Australia to meet

671
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 10: the surrogate in person and I hadn't physically I had

672
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 10: the big document like the agreement, but I hadn't physically

673
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 10: signed it yet. I was like, you know what, I'm

674
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 10: just going to I just feel like I feel better

675
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 10: doing it with her in person. And I was reading

676
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 10: the document before I went to this elective procedure and

677
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 10: it says sustained from intercourse for the two weeks in

678
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 10: the lead up, and I thought, well, broken that rule.

679
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:13,239
Speaker 10: So we were at our honeymoon, but I was just like,

680
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 10: you know what, it would never like, it would just never.

681
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 10: It's chances none. But I'm like, I'm not going to

682
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 10: waste my time and drive from cool and gadder to

683
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 10: surface Paradise to see this doctrine and they're going to

684
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 10: make me do this anyway, so I might as well

685
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 10: do one at home. Did the pregnancy test. Paul wasn't

686
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 10: even in the country and positive, and I was like,

687
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 10: you're kidding. So then we actually continued to go on

688
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 10: the next way to meet the surrogate and her husband

689
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 10: to tell them that she's no longer needed. And yeah,

690
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 10: I mean it was petrifying. The whole pregnancy with Bobby

691
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 10: was really really scary, of course, but we made it

692
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 10: to the end and it was and we've got her

693
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 10: now and it was just like the biggest blessing in

694
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 10: the world. I'm not sure if I'm grateful I got

695
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 10: doings labor, because that is just a whole another ball game.

696
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 3: And now play it again naturally, naturally again.

697
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, I think my body just must have like

698
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 10: worked out what to do. I don't know, I still

699
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 10: still to be said. I don't really have like the

700
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 10: full on answer as to what the problem like really was.

701
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 3: It was almost with this stuff.

702
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: I mean we had a couple of miscarriages as well,

703
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: certainly nothing as as long or as drawn out as yours.

704
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: But I feel like you almost get the sense that

705
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: there's like, you know, kind of like a mystery to

706
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: all of this, which kind of wants to stay a mystery.

707
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 3: What a crazy story.

708
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 6: So happy for you guys, now?

709
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 4: How good?

710
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 6: Yeah?

711
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 5: I know.

712
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: Well, look if everyone get a copy Always You by

713
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: Chloe Fisher out now at all Good bookstores.

714
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 3: Chloe, good luck with the book launch, good luck with

715
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 3: the baby.

716
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 1: Thanks, thanks so much for coming on the show, and

717
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: relax with good luck with the room service.

718
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 3: Whatever you choose.

719
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 10: So much, guys, I really appreciate it.

720
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 3: You ever had a couple's massage?

721
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 6: Yes?

722
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 3: How'd you go?

723
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 10: Not?

724
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 6: Good?

725
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:04,479
Speaker 9: Yeah?

726
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 4: All right?

727
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 3: Well, going to warn me about that you.

728
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 1: I was going away for a couple's massage on the

729
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: weekend Sim's birthday.

730
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 6: You were very excited about it. Who had to put

731
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 6: a hole in your sale?

732
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: I was like, no, no, no, it actually sounds amazing what

733
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 2: you organized.

734
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: A friend, that's what you are, and I think that's

735
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: what friends are four sometimes you can.

736
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 6: They're the people you rely on to put holes in

737
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 6: your sales.

738
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 2: But you came to me after you booked it like

739
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 2: you were already telling me about all your plans, and

740
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 2: I was like, for a.

741
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 15: Refund, Well I did? I did on in a separate room.

742
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 15: I tweaked your Ah. Yeah, no, I definitely should have

743
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 15: said things. I definitely should have said things. The same

744
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 15: Room's tough, isn't it, because you're you're hearing all the conversation,

745
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 15: and you're hearing definitely, so I didn't.

746
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 6: Go well for you.

747
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: It was Sam's birthday on the weekend. We'd have for

748
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: lunch with this lovely lunch at ten minutes by Trektor

749
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 1: on the Victorian thins. It was beautiful. Anyway, she's pregnant,

750
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: so she drove. I had a few wines, beautiful.

751
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 4: It was great.

752
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,439
Speaker 1: I had to organize all of this on my own,

753
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: so without SAMs, I couldn't really confer. So you know,

754
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 1: they were asking me just just you have a preference

755
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 1: in terms of messus. I said, she wants a female messus,

756
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: and they said, do you have a preference, And I said,

757
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: I would also like a female messus, which was a

758
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 1: bit strange.

759
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,479
Speaker 3: That's I kind of whispered into the phone.

760
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 6: And I'm not sure why. I don't like it when

761
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 6: they ask you, do you know?

762
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 1: It's just like I obviously want a woman, Yeah, obviously, Yeah,

763
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 1: what's not obvious?

764
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 2: I don't think it's obvious why it's okay to have

765
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 2: that preference. We don't know why.

766
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 6: Or thank you?

767
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 3: Okay. So anyway, so I got there.

768
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 2: Poor Steve know and everyone Steve Steve, Steve's available all day.

769
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 3: He is deep in a game of Solitaire on his computer.

770
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: So anyway, I got in there, and so we have

771
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: these two lovely women. The first thing was so yes,

772
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: I had had a few ones, but also I was

773
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: very sore and I don't know if you get massages,

774
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: so on the sheet, they were like what sore? And

775
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,919
Speaker 1: I was like my shoulders, my lower neck, my lower back,

776
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: my hamstrings, my glutes, and my calves.

777
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and she.

778
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 6: Should have said all of them. And she was like

779
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 6: I'm done.

780
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then already were on the wrong.

781
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 6: Foot because she was like, is there anything you don't want?

782
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 10: Will?

783
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 6: And I was like, all right, here we go. The

784
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 6: massu said that or said that, and all of a sudden.

785
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: I wanted Steve, you know, like yeah, So there was attitude,

786
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 1: and then she waved these smells in my face.

787
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 6: To know which oil I wanted, I had to have

788
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 6: my eyes closed and all were.

789
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,919
Speaker 1: Wearing so I'm wearing the speed I'm wearing, just wearing

790
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: my speedoes because I wanted to go on the pools afterwards.

791
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 6: Is good.

792
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: I had a private pool, so but I was just

793
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: in a speedos and she was like, oh, so she

794
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: waved these oils under my face and she said which

795
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: one do you like? And I said, can I smell

796
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: them again? Because I've forgotten and you didn't give them

797
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: a name because she was like, you just meant to go,

798
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: you know, where your heart leads you. And I was

799
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: like yeah, but I'd like to know what they do.

800
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 1: And she was like no, just what And I was like,

801
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 1: I can't remember which one.

802
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 3: I'll just go.

803
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: I'll just go number two, you know. So yeah, so

804
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: I ended up going no, going number two. You don't

805
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: even know what that was already, it's just not going well.

806
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: And then she's like, oh, you just in your bathes

807
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, well, how would you like me?

808
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 6: It's a weird question to ask, but she said, how

809
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 6: would you like it? She said, we'll give you some

810
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 6: disposable underwear, the net the netting. Mate, Yeah, no, no,

811
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 6: that is and.

812
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: It's just not why is a whole new definition to

813
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: the term budget smuggler.

814
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 6: Like those things are intense.

815
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: And then Sem and I they leave the room, so

816
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: Sem and I get changed into them, you know, by ourselves,

817
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: and Sam's just absolutely losing it because she's like, you

818
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 1: look ridiculous. I don't want I don't want anything to

819
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: do with this is why I don't do massages.

820
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 3: This is so, this is humiliating.

821
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 2: Are you talking about the it's like hairnet material, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah,

822
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 2: yeah awful. And it's kind of seen through as well. Yes,

823
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 2: it feels a bit strange. I was like, why couldn't

824
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 2: why don't you let me leave my speedos on?

825
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 4: Yeah?

826
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 6: No, I was like I was in I was in bathers.

827
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like why?

828
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: And then and then I mean that what they do

829
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: is they tuck the tail underneath you, and jeez, they

830
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: tucked the towel underneath you.

831
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 3: I just didn't.

832
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 6: I just I don't know, I just I realized I

833
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 6: didn't like it.

834
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: Final bit for me was this like at the end,

835
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: I just like, you know, like they should alnot say

836
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: to you before before you're getting your massage, like, hey,

837
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 1: are you coming in here for like a clinical massage

838
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: where you got sour stuff? Or do you want to

839
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: like do you want to feel like you're on a

840
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: retreat in the seventies in Wisconsin? Like is this a hippie?

841
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: Like are you looking for spiritual enlightening along with your massage?

842
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 2: I wasn't sure, but they were forcing the spiritual enlightenment

843
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 2: on you.

844
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 6: Do you think yes?

845
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:21,959
Speaker 3: Yeah?

846
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 6: Ok?

847
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: And then at the end they were standing in front

848
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: of us and she was like, breathe in together and

849
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: then exhale for rejuvenation. So we both do that, laughing

850
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: already of already and then she goes and inhale again,

851
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: and then she was like an exhale for life, and

852
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: we were like oh and then and then the final

853
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 1: one was inhale together and she goes and our exhale

854
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 1: for inspiration and I was like, mate, I'm wearing a

855
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 1: hairdnet for jocks steering.

856
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 3: Into a forty five year old woman's crutch. I am

857
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 3: not inspired, Steve.

858
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 14: I'll have you next time, mate, Woods, I'm.

859
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 2: Going to do you a huge favor of Wilbur and

860
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 2: talk about the story that you cannot stop bringing up.

861
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 6: Justin Bieber has shaved off his beer.

862
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 2: Every time, every time I've looked at you today, every

863
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 2: time I've looked over at you, You're on your phone,

864
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 2: You're seeing You're looking at different videos, look at different photo.

865
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 6: You can't believe the face.

866
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 2: You can see a quarter of his face that you

867
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 2: haven't seen for about five years.

868
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 3: Will, Now, I know this is just it. You love it.

869
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: Every morning, you and not you and I get an

870
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,919
Speaker 1: email every morning with like, hey, look, this is what's

871
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: going on in the world.

872
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 3: And there's a little seat.

873
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: There's a little segment there which is bespoke, So I'd like, oh,

874
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: I bespoke to Will, spoke to Woody so the other

875
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: one doesn't know about it in my bespoke section today

876
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: and I copied on REPLI at all c Seed the

877
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 1: CEO this morning junior producer and Lese put this waste

878
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 1: of my space story in there.

879
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 3: Bespoke to Will.

880
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber has shaved off his beard and stepped out

881
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:13,439
Speaker 1: for the first time.

882
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 3: Couldn't believe it, could not believe it.

883
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 6: Well, his face was completely different.

884
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: I care more about the little tip rats chick or

885
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: treating than I do this story. And just to make

886
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: it clear, I do not care for those tip rats.

887
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: I think so I think, and I am over. I

888
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: cannot believe that this is a news story, full stop,

889
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: just early, just to park to park Beaber's beard for

890
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: two seconds.

891
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Speaker 6: I think you'll enjoy this.

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Speaker 2: So my bespoke story this morning was a story about

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Speaker 2: the fact that in China, if you want to use

894
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Speaker 2: a public toilet, you know, you don't have to pay

895
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Speaker 2: for toilet paper, but you have to scan a QR

896
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Speaker 2: code and watch an AD then they give you six

897
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Speaker 2: sheets of toilet paper. So I think that really sums

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Speaker 2: up just who the two of us are. With what

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Speaker 2: the producers send us. You get the beard stories, and

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Speaker 2: I get what are public toilet's in China doing at

901
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Speaker 2: the moment.

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Speaker 6: That's that's us. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: We're not talking about toilet stuff because we're above that

904
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Speaker 2: kind of thing. We do like beards, though, and I think,

905
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Speaker 2: like you keep saying that beards aren't a big deal.

906
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Speaker 2: But what I want to do with you right now

907
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Speaker 2: is kind of show you just how much more you

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Speaker 2: think about beards than you think I'm gonna I'm gonna describe.

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Speaker 1: I've got a beard. Man, I think about beards all

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Speaker 1: the time. I just don't care about beaber's beard. But

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Speaker 1: carry on, you don't have a beard, So I find

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Speaker 1: that this is why you have a fascination with beards.

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Speaker 6: I've always couldn't grow one. I've always wanted a beard,

914
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Speaker 6: did I idd.

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Speaker 1: Smeared rogain on your face for it for a while,

916
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Speaker 1: secret smeared rogain on my face for six months because

917
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Speaker 1: it was going to be like I was going to

918
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Speaker 1: be a big moment when I walked into the studio

919
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Speaker 1: with a full beard.

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Speaker 6: That did nothing for me.

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Speaker 2: I also had an initial consultation with a surgeon who

922
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Speaker 2: was going to surgically put in hair follicles into my

923
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Speaker 2: face to grow me a beard. But we finished that

924
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Speaker 2: consultation with the price and I moved on very quickly.

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Speaker 2: So what I want to do now, though, will with

926
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Speaker 2: you is just describe famous beards to you. Yeah, and

927
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Speaker 2: you should be able to know who the person is

928
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Speaker 2: based on my description of the beard. And I think

929
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Speaker 2: at the end of all of this, we're going to

930
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Speaker 2: realize that we think about beards more than we imagine.

931
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Speaker 2: Everyone in their cars right now, they'll know the person.

932
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Speaker 2: So first one, it's actually a goady. This person they

933
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Speaker 2: always famous. Brad Pitt, No, he doesn't always have a goady.

934
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Speaker 2: A lot of a lot of salt, A lot of

935
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Speaker 2: salt and pepper within the goaty.

936
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Speaker 6: I don't think David Beckham, No, I don't.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think I've ever seen this person without

938
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Speaker 2: a gody and that includes movie roles. Okay, salt and

939
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Speaker 2: pepper in in the beard. It's like a very well

940
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Speaker 2: defined goaty as well. It comes up the sides, it

941
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Speaker 2: joins the sides, joined down to the bottom. Edward Norton, No,

942
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Speaker 2: I am gonna have to gong you at some point,

943
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Speaker 2: and we're all gonna have to realize that maybe finding

944
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Speaker 2: out that no one does about.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yes we are.

946
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna.

947
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Speaker 1: I've had some very good guesses there, can I say

948
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Speaker 1: strong guesses, but all of those people have got them.

949
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Speaker 2: Ethan Hawk, Yeah, I like, honestly the most famous goody

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Speaker 2: in the world.

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Speaker 6: He never I don't know what's underneath that goat. I'm

952
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Speaker 6: gonna move on. I need to prove a point.

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Speaker 2: Okay, next beer, Yeah, like thick thick beard but like.

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Speaker 6: Not to No, come march, I'm talking about famous beard communism.

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Speaker 3: Can I get more famous than that?

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Speaker 4: Mate?

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Speaker 2: Quite thin on the sides though, like there isn't a

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Speaker 2: lot of thickness out the side. But he gets down that, No,

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Speaker 2: he gets that's a good guess, though, good guess.

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Speaker 6: He gets length down the bottom. He shapes it though,

961
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Speaker 6: like clearly he shapes it clear Alicia.

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Speaker 2: Scraggly, bit scraggly, No, it all, it can be scraggly,

963
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Speaker 2: but more often than not, when I see him, I go, WHOA,

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Speaker 2: that is well defined, but also a lot well defined, but.

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Speaker 3: A lot Abraham Lincoln. They're more chops. They're more chops

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Speaker 3: and more chops.

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Speaker 6: Jason Mama, Yes, bye, wow, thank you, thank you. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 6: move on this one. You'll definitely get okay, are.

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Speaker 4: We going to move on?

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Speaker 3: Surely we're done.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna take now, let's go, let's let's get out.

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Speaker 6: I'm done. I was I was done. I was done

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Speaker 6: two minutes ago.

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Speaker 1: A