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Speaker 2: This one. Where did you get that?

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Speaker 2: Oh, this whole thing. It's from London. Have you been

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Speaker 2: to London? Welcome back to two notting dads. I am

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Speaker 2: Mattie Jay and I'm Ash and this is a podcast

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Speaker 2: all about parenting. It is the good, it is the

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Speaker 2: bad and the relatable. And we don't give advice, and

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Speaker 2: sure don't. We are somewhere different today.

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Speaker 1: We are somewhere different.

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Speaker 2: We are wed.

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Speaker 1: I know we are in my house, which we will

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Speaker 1: Because of first, we have to do some important business again.

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Speaker 2: Before we do that. This is a it's a Nike jacket.

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Speaker 2: I can see a Nike jacket, Nike SB for skateboarding,

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Speaker 2: because I'm a rad dad. Housekeeping, housekeeping, yes, housekeeping. What

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Speaker 2: Big news? Big news? Get ready, sit down, I'm already sitting.

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Speaker 1: And this is back down.

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Speaker 2: Please, very exciting announcement to make hot off the press.

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Speaker 2: Actually no, it's not hot off the press. We're late

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Speaker 2: sharing news. First, what do you got for me? Come

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Speaker 2: on later on men?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: You know Laura is still pregnant yep, about to give

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Speaker 1: But by the time this comes out, maybe well there

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Speaker 1: Dad Socials, not Life Oner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah they are. We love Life un Cut. Laura's radio

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Speaker 1: Yeah you said it. You've got a head for TV,

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Speaker 2: That's two compliments in one head for TV. Yep. He

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Speaker 2: looked great, okay, and your voice is perfect, Like it's

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Speaker 2: a bit nasally, but thank you. I'll take it. Mine's nasally.

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Speaker 1: That's that's the best way to go about a new gig.

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Speaker 2: Just not know. I do know that it starts at

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Speaker 1: ed on Saturday night seventy thirty. If you missed it,

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Speaker 1: Grand Final.

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Speaker 2: Did look at you surfboards, what's next, kettles, toasts, appliances,

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Speaker 1: The first one is Ellie close, my mom close, Jess Courtney.

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Speaker 2: Love that TV show Surfboards. What can't you do is

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Speaker 2: No more compliments. Sorry, that's all I've got. I'm bad.

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Speaker 1: Get this eggs, coffee beer and eggs. Yeah, that's pretty

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Speaker 1: you why has never had full cream milk?

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Speaker 1: Interesting, And she is mine and most of her meals

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Speaker 1: and consumption happens around me.

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Speaker 1: So when Oscar was a baby, you had a dairy intolerance.

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Speaker 2: Issue number one. My insurance bill was due December last year. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: Check your insurance. If you're going to have a baby,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if I have insurance.

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Speaker 1: That's referring to us.

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Speaker 2: But how did we get here?

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Speaker 1: Houses a stretch?

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Speaker 2: What does it all mean?

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Speaker 1: It's a unit, houses a stretch, It's a townhouse. It

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Speaker 2: I do call it, referred to it as the penthouse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Tell me? So?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which trip?

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Speaker 2: A quickly is do you need any help? Is there

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Speaker 1: Too late for that? Thank you for offering, appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: And she just gave it away.

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Speaker 1: But she was a bit overwhelmed because when as soon

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Speaker 2: Just like, dude, so brew, what am I saying? Oh,

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Speaker 2: I think it's just knowing that you're not being wasteful.

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Speaker 1: council cleanup, or a friend took it or threw it

441
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,080
Speaker 1: in the fucking rubbish or whatever. But yeah, so we

442
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 1: got back straight into moving mode. The only problem is

443
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,040
Speaker 1: Matt I seem to on the way home pick up

444
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,880
Speaker 1: what they call a parasite.

445
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you though? Yeah?

446
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 1: Oh, I never want to.

447
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 2: You know how bad it is when you've got you's

448
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,160
Speaker 2: still sick. No, no, I come.

449
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,880
Speaker 1: I came good like Saturday.

450
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 2: You know what it's like when you a bit.

451
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:49,440
Speaker 1: You know, when you're you got barley belly, gashtro whatever

452
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,160
Speaker 1: those sort of things are. You're just so depleted because

453
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 1: you're weak.

454
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,439
Speaker 2: Try and move in a house and it's like, I like,

455
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,640
Speaker 2: it's like one of the most stressful experiences that anyone

456
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,919
Speaker 2: can go through in their entire life.

457
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 1: Pick up a pillow and I'm like, ba, I need

458
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 1: to help, I need to muscle.

459
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did April? Because she's strong, she is, she's

460
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 2: very strong. That's a compliment.

461
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 1: Oh I know, And she is very strong at the moment.

462
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,400
Speaker 1: It's crazy. She is training hard, training the house down.

463
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 2: I'm hoping that she comes back and I can be

464
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,400
Speaker 2: like lift that couch.

465
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,639
Speaker 1: Lift it over your head, squat on it now, just

466
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,640
Speaker 1: like she's not.

467
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,359
Speaker 2: Your circus animal. Did you do it solo? Did you

468
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 2: have a moval list?

469
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: We had, so we for all the big stuff, which

470
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,679
Speaker 1: which was a full day of them. So they put

471
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,639
Speaker 1: it all up there, bring it down, bring it all

472
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: in here far Togo was a five minutes five minutes,

473
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,119
Speaker 1: so it worked. It worked out. It's still expensive, but

474
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: worth every because I could not have done it, we

475
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 1: would still be up there.

476
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 2: I was so weak.

477
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 1: I was like carrying or I was carrying like I

478
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: could carry a box. I'm not going to be specific.

479
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 1: What was in the box?

480
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,159
Speaker 2: Please go ahead.

481
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 1: It was empty. April had to carry a majority of it.

482
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,120
Speaker 1: But I have been a workhorse since I've been like

483
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 1: fixing things, changing things.

484
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,880
Speaker 2: Who made this table? I made?

485
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 1: I bang that together with a drill or screwdriver? No,

486
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 1: I just see classic allan key.

487
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 2: Wait until you get a drill.

488
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 1: I'm worried. If I get a drill, I'll change.

489
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 2: Look at me. He's still as pathetic as always.

490
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's but the problem is with moves as well.

491
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 1: There's always a lot of rubbish. No matter how much

492
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 1: you prep and throw you out, there's always rubbish. And

493
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 1: I will say that I I was caught again.

494
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 2: A while back.

495
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: I told you that I was putting rubbish in the

496
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,199
Speaker 1: name of bin and they drove in the driveway as

497
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,400
Speaker 1: I was doing it.

498
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 2: What it was on the street.

499
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, For a second, I thought, I mean, I'm

500
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,399
Speaker 1: in the kitchen eating cereal.

501
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 2: Don't check the bins.

502
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I got caught and I was like, anyway, but.

503
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 2: That's playing on. I got caught. But people are weird

504
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 2: with their bits. People are weird, dude. Yeah, by recycling cardboard,

505
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 2: like the anxiety I get trying to manage the recycling.

506
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 2: It's a full time job. And I put all the

507
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 2: bins on the street and I put recycling in their

508
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: bin as they were let the dog out for a week,

509
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,199
Speaker 2: and I was face to face with them and it

510
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 2: was like I was selling drugs.

511
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 1: And you're like, it was like you were eating out

512
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: of the ban in there. This was a bit different.

513
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 1: So I left it for it to be dark.

514
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 2: You put like a battleclaver On.

515
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I left it to be dark, and I knew

516
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 1: my target. I knew the bin. I knew that that

517
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: one's going to be half for because yeah, elderly, yeah,

518
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: and I don't.

519
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 2: See him very much. He's lonely.

520
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, that's my next target. I can't

521
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 1: go back up to the other one because they'll see

522
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: me and they'll be like.

523
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 2: How late did you leave it? I just thought it

524
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 2: was dark enough. It was dark. Got to wait till

525
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 2: nine o'clock. Oh no, that's when you're.

526
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,679
Speaker 1: Clean up, gummied out, and I'm melting into the cow.

527
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 2: I did my best work. After nine o'clock, I'm roaming

528
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 2: the streets.

529
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm giggling mass the street. Anyway, So I went

530
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: out there, I opened the bin, okay, and I went

531
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: I put went to put the rubbish in, and I

532
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 1: looked to my rat and there was three people around

533
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 1: a car anyway.

534
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 2: They looked at me. Gotcha.

535
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 1: They had a torch and a car hang on, sorry

536
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 1: anyway there, and I've dumped it and put it down

537
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: and looked at them, and they looked at me. And

538
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: I've realized they must have locked their keys in their car.

539
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 1: But they looked like they were committing a crime. So

540
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: I went and they went back to what they were doing,

541
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: and we just went out separate ways. And I was like, whoa,

542
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 1: what I was doing was not illegal, same.

543
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 2: For you, because you obviously it was obvious that.

544
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 1: I was just looking so sass here I am, he

545
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: can rubbish into a bin and they look like they're

546
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 1: trying to steal a car on the same street.

547
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 2: If someone had drove down the street, they would have

548
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 2: been like, oh god, the crime.

549
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: Anyway, So I went on my way and I left

550
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: it at that, and I thought, this new place ruin

551
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: is the complex. So someone else takes the bins out,

552
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 1: which is what's that like?

553
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 2: You haven't experience? You had one day one last week.

554
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: I got home from a busy day, got home, pulled

555
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: up out the front. The bins are out the front,

556
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: looking nice, not out of.

557
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 2: Place at all.

558
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: You could set your watch by how straight it was.

559
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I'm just going to have

560
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: a look at the man's work or woman's work, whoever

561
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: does I don't know, And it's like all the bins

562
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: are like perfectly leveled nice.

563
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 2: I was like, this is liven, this is great question

564
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 2: is there a pool in this complex? No? Sorry, sorry

565
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 2: not to.

566
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: No, which gladly not because it just wheaked your strata

567
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 1: up there he is, because you've got to maintain the

568
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: funt there he is.

569
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 2: Wow, I can't wait, Ash caun't wake. I think when

570
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,199
Speaker 2: we started working together, you were like, I'm never going

571
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 2: to buy a house. That's idiots.

572
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 1: I was forced into this by by my beautiful, loving wife.

573
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 2: I mean, wow, what you have to go through the pain,

574
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 2: the agony.

575
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: But I'm glad we're here now, I'm glad we're here.

576
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm not and it worked it out.

577
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Enough money? This is pocket change.

578
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,239
Speaker 1: I do everything for free. What do you mean you're

579
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: getting paid for this? What I do like is Oscar

580
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: we worked out. Oscar has moved seven times and he's six.

581
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 2: My sister's similar in that they flipped houses pretty frequently,

582
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 2: so every year they moved house, and their kids were like, hey, mom,

583
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 2: we spoke to the other kids at school and none

584
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 2: of them are moved house. That's because they're so It's

585
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: just the norm for him.

586
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Oscar, remember we moved into that last place,

587
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 1: which was always going to be temporary because it was

588
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: a friend's player. It just happened. The timing just worked

589
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: out nicely. I remember like a week or two in

590
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: Oscar's like so when we moved to our next house

591
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh fuck, and then April was

592
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: like it can't be good for him and the anxiety

593
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: around all of it.

594
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 2: What does he think? What does Macey think? More importantly, Macy,

595
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 2: she loves.

596
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: It so far, so I guess like, well done. It's

597
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: not now do you know what they really like? And

598
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: that's the thing is with their bedroom now, because it's

599
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 1: not a rental. I'm like, you could do whatever you

600
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: want in here, drawing the walls, whatever you want to

601
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: the court. Don't do either of those things. I just

602
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 1: meant like, if you go in there, then she's got

603
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: the wall. She's got a bluey poster. Cherry Evans is

604
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: on the wall for Oscar. There's a manly flag, there's

605
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: a Pokemon.

606
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: It's weird. It's weird looking at you right now. There's

607
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 2: a homeowner. You're such an adult.

608
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: I know, when did I become a fucking story?

609
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 2: I know it's like I'm going next week you'll have

610
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 2: a bloody jump around your neck talking about buying a yacht.

611
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 2: I just got off my yacht. You were morphing.

612
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm not one of my going into upper class norsere.

613
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, ah yes? Should we go into pair rounds?

614
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: Should okay start for this?

615
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 2: I want to be free, as you say, what man,

616
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 2: I feel like a parent anyone who doesn't know what

617
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: parents are. It is just an opportunity for parents to

618
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: get whatever frustrations they're experiencing for the week off their chest,

619
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 2: to feel some comfort, some solace, solace. What do you

620
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 2: say solace?

621
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: I am not solace.

622
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 2: Type in s O L.

623
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: I see comfort or consolation in time of distress or sad.

624
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: Well said, thank you?

625
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 2: Actually, now okay, my brain does work. I mean to

626
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 2: go first, Yeah, please go with Ella.

627
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: Okay, Ella, thank you for writing in why do kids

628
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: do this? Exclamation mark? Big question mark? Kids are outside playing?

629
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: Their dad is out there too. I go inside to

630
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: the tot. In literally point zero five seconds, the oldest

631
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: comes inside yelling out to me. They want their bike

632
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: helmet taken off, like didn't you pass your dad on

633
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: the way inside? Also go back outside the bike helmet

634
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: is back on. Why I know?

635
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 2: I mean it's normally me No one talk ill of

636
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 2: Laura M. It's only me. I know.

637
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: I get bypassed a bit from my kids, So they

638
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: go straight to Mum or they do that thing where

639
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: they ask you and don't get the answer they wanted

640
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: and then they go to the next person.

641
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 2: The amount of times I'm so bloody careful with the helmet,

642
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: but the amount of times I've tried to clip it on,

643
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 2: Lola and you get the skin? Can I get? You know?

644
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: What I'm not liking, just really quickly off the back

645
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: of that is whenever I put some food in my mouth,

646
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: a kid goes, what was that? None of your fucking business.

647
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: It's my food.

648
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 2: That was not my porridge in the morning, or like

649
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 2: they just have this.

650
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: They just can smell dairy milk from three suburbs over

651
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, I'll chuck, oh, sneak a bit

652
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: of chocolate in my mouth. And Oscar from fucking down

653
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: the road.

654
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 2: Comes home from school, he'd be like, what's that Like,

655
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 2: it's fucking one o'clock on a Friday. Who he smells

656
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 2: like dairy milk? Ash This one is from Sarah Jane,

657
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 2: A little high and a little heifey. Someone please help

658
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 2: me deal with my five year old daughter's sass. She

659
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 2: constantly gets cleaning up awards at school, but I cannot

660
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 2: even bribe her to do it at home. And she

661
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 2: makes such a mess with her toys. I just told her,

662
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Speaker 2: if she doesn't clean up her mess, I'll get the

663
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 2: garbage bag and throw away all her toys. She said, hey, Mom,

664
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Speaker 2: let me get that bag for you. Oh my god,

665
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 2: I'm not looking forward to the teen years.

666
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Do you know what she's doing at school? Well,

667
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: with that sass, she's outsourcing and taking all the glory.

668
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: So I reckon she's gone everyone out, all of her friends,

669
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: She's manipulated them to do all the cleaning up. And

670
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: then the teacher's like, oh, who do you all these

671
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 1: clean up?

672
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 2: Which is like, it's me, It was all me, all mine.

673
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: I've really I've really narrowed the character.

674
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, your child is a psychopath.

675
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: I know the fact that she's gone, oh help, It's

676
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: like it's like if Matt jumped off the bridge, would

677
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: you jump off the bridge too? And it's like, oh yeah,

678
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: I'd push her, like you know what I mean.

679
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 2: It's also someone once said to me, you shouldn't make

680
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 2: threats that you can't follow through. And at the moment.

681
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 2: Marley's similar, She's really pushing the boundaries and I'm like,

682
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 2: if you talk to me one more time like that,

683
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 2: we're going home. And she's like, fucking sweet, no, we're not.

684
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 2: Let's go bluffer yeah, and I'm like, I want to

685
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 2: go home. Macy's the same.

686
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: Macy's starting to become the sas queen where she'll just

687
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: sash you back instead of doing what I've asked.

688
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 2: What is Macey going to be here? I get to

689
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 2: see her? Maybe?

690
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: Maybe should We just finished today's episode with some questions.

691
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, ash. This one is from Dannyelle. Hi, Dannielle. She

692
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 2: asks what age did your child stop needing to wear

693
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 2: pull ups at night? Did you try anything that helped?

694
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 2: Oldest child needed to use a bed wedding alarm and

695
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 2: succeeded in using it for the recommended two weeks? The

696
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: youngest is only five and a half years old, but

697
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 2: we hope to help move things forward this summer.

698
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: Okay, so they want to get out of nappies correctletely. Yeah,

699
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: from what I remember, and Macy still will wear him

700
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: at night. How old is Macy She's going to be

701
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: four yep, but she's she's.

702
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 2: In the cusp of going without.

703
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: She's about to go the night, but all days will

704
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: go without. And she has done for ages, but she

705
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: hasn't quite nailed the nighttime. What to do at night?

706
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's such potlark. You need to get

707
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 2: a child ash that I think finds it really easy

708
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 2: and they do it themselves. It was like Oscar.

709
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: Oscar was really like and I think with boys because

710
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: they can just whip it out in a piece of

711
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: a bush somewhere that they're like, he just all of

712
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: a sudden, like just took to it.

713
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 2: So what did you do with Oscar to go, Okay,

714
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: you're ready to stop wearing pull ups at night?

715
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: I think I recall that he didn't want to wear

716
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: them anymore, and we were like, all right, well, if

717
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: you don't want to wear them all anymore, you've got

718
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: to go to the toilet before you go to sleep. Firstly,

719
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: you're such a good dad, thank you. And then if

720
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 1: you need to, we there's a nightlight in there so

721
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: you can get up and go. Don't just piss in

722
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: your bed, And that's great advice.

723
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 2: Thank you.

724
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: And the same with Macy, she's sort of like the

725
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: first step she just I just walked in and she

726
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,439
Speaker 1: was taking a shit and she was holding a book,

727
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, my job is done here.

728
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 2: But she's getting She's a bit.

729
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: Harder at night, I think because I think being the

730
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: second child, we can see her, always see her. He's like,

731
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Speaker 1: oh little girl, you know, instead of like with Oscar

732
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: it was like felt like he was growing up earlier

733
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: and quicker. But it's more just because he's bigger and

734
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 1: she's the little, the little one of the family.

735
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 2: But it's tricky.

736
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: I guess. I also don't want to have to be

737
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: changing sheets, but we committed to this summer being the

738
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: end of nappies. Apparently not my call.

739
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 2: It is nice.

740
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: It is nice to get because it's it's just for

741
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: wheeze in bed. But every now and then she'll take

742
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: a ship and then I've got to change it. I'm like,

743
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: I don't miss this.

744
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 2: Like I walk past the room and it's like she's

745
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 2: just mouth opens, big guy.

746
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's my I don't know when you do it

747
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: three or four, you.

748
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 2: Got to what I think if you there's not advice,

749
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 2: but if you are a full week with dry nappies,

750
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 2: oh yeah, and then you can just float the idea.

751
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 2: Hey kid, here's an idea. What do you think about

752
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 2: not wearing nappers a nighttime?

753
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: I think kids love the love progression as much as

754
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: we love progression. Yeah, because if you're like, well that's awesome,

755
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, yeah, you know, I'm doing well, I'm

756
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 1: doing well. What about that lady who was trying to

757
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: who was bloody training a five week old baby? Who

758
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: was but I sent to you.

759
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: I don't watch. I'm sorry, Oh my god.

760
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: The comments are the funny.

761
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:10,479
Speaker 2: Five weeks old? Yeah, five weeks She is currently five

762
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 2: weeks old. She's not even an American domination.

763
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: Communication, and she hasn't done a poo in her NEPI

764
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: in the last week.

765
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Speaker 3: Pretty much, I am listening.

766
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Speaker 1: To her cues. Check the comments the best to go,

767
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: so pretty much she goes in the morning between seven

768
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: and nine and then in the afternoon between.

769
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 2: Two and four.

770
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: It'd be so funny that could just let one read

771
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: right there, read the comments. This week, she's starting to

772
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 1: hold them herself, so she's learning to hold until we're

773
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: on the toilet, and then she'll let go once we're there.

774
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: Check the comments is the best?

775
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 2: That is not real? That is not real?

776
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: Read the comments.

777
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 2: Okay, here are the comments. My five weeks old is

778
00:36:55,840 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 2: already starting to drive. She's going to go to license soon.

779
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 2: There was one that was my nineteen year old cleaner

780
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:12,439
Speaker 2: room today. That's not real. It's not real. That's rage

781
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 2: baiting at its finest.

782
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: My newborn drove me home from the hospital after being born. Wow, anyway,

783
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: I don't.

784
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 2: Be like that. I mean, is it possible?

785
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: Apparently there's there's a subculture that that was the case

786
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 1: in early early generations where they would they then yeah,

787
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: like there's a word for I can't remember. Sorry, I'm

788
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: not that smart. Anyway.

789
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 2: My question, how's as being like, oh, yeah, she's four

790
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,439
Speaker 2: and still wear and pull up nappies. Are they looking

791
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 2: at us and being like you guys are pathetic.

792
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: And like what like that baby doesn't know what it's doing. Nah,

793
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: you're what they call And the technical term is called delulu.

794
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 1: She's delusional and that's the technical.

795
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm going to potty train our five we got.

796
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 2: Laura is going to let me do it.

797
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 3: Now, don't you dare be coming out of there? Shit,

798
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,240
Speaker 3: don't you dare come into this world and ship into Nabby,

799
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 3: gon't even think about it?

800
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I've got one more question before we

801
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: let the folks of the two Doting Dad's universe go

802
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: back to their daily lives. From Anna, what age did

803
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: you transition lot to transitions? What age did you transition

804
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: your kids to a big bed? What did your nighttime

805
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 1: routine look like to put them to sleep? Look, we

806
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: approached it with big bed being like a big moment, right,

807
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 1: So how old was three? Both kids three?

808
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 2: I don't even remember. It was the third we do it? Third,

809
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 2: we did it third.

810
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: I say, like, we do it like we I'm going

811
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: to do it again, but I've had it a second me.

812
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 1: I can't do it again. April can do it again,

813
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: she wants.

814
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 2: At three.

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Speaker 1: It was kind of like fifth third birthday along with things,

816
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: it's not their only present. I'm like cruel, Like with

817
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: third birthday you get a big bed, and it was

818
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: like and we made it so it was to the

819
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: so that they were excited about it. So because it's

820
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: a big milester, it is it is, but I also

821
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: wanted them to be excited so they didn't get out

822
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: of it. If I'm like, I've got to get you

823
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: out of that cod if they love it so much oh,

824
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: I can put you into big bed. There's no excitement.

825
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: So they're just like, I'll just fucking get out of

826
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: this thing. But like they don't get me wrong, they

827
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: still get out of it and get into my bed

828
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 1: every now and then.

829
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 2: But like it was like you've got a big bed.

830
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: They come home from school or daycare on their birthday,

831
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: they'll have a brand new bed with a new Princess

832
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: Dooner cover on it, and all of a sudden make

833
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm never getting out of this thing.

834
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 2: And I'm like, good, you can make anything a big

835
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 2: deal for the kids. Oh, and they'll believe it. Oh

836
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 2: if you were like you're so lucky you're getting broccoli

837
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 2: for dinner and they're like, really, I am pretty lucky.

838
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 2: Yeah you're right.

839
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's why we have that segment lies

840
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: so you can add them to you at those little

841
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: lines because they are stupid.

842
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 2: I don't even remember, dude, I can't. For me, someone

843
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 2: had to go with me on the Sassy Scott video

844
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 2: because they were like, all newborns need to eat every

845
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 2: three hours, and I was like do they like I

846
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 2: can't remember.

847
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 1: I can't remember details, like what's going on in your

848
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:23,240
Speaker 1: life that you've got to stop and correct someone to say, hey, Matt.

849
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 2: You're an idiot. Yeah. I was like sorry, I was sorry,

850
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 2: let him know what dated?

851
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: But what if it's what if they're like, what if

852
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: that person probably doesn't have any kids.

853
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,479
Speaker 2: I was just like, well, I'm assuming that that would

854
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 2: be to every three hours, but our nighttime routine. And

855
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure this is universal, right, I feel like

856
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 2: everyone's on the same routine. Okay, tell me you don't assume.

857
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: Well, lots of different types of parents out there.

858
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 2: Okay, So we smack our children in the head, yes, yeah,

859
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 2: and that puts them a sleep pretty well? What we

860
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 2: do to put into bed? Okay, get this, write this down?

861
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 2: Are you ready for it?

862
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,280
Speaker 1: I don't have a pan up here?

863
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 2: Five we're having dinner. Yeah, that's okay, don't don't respond, Okay,

864
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 2: just listen. Okay, listen, absolvebly be a sponge. Just shut

865
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 2: up and get on with it. Okay. We're in the

866
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 2: bath time around about six thirty yep, okay, fifteen minutes

867
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 2: in the bar. We're then upstairs we're getting changed for bed.

868
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 2: Seven o'clock. Roughly read a story sometimes one maybe two, right,

869
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 2: and then that is it?

870
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: What are you reading?

871
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 2: Day? I think it was absolutely you know what, nothing

872
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 2: and that's it. And they're in that's it.

873
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: And they do they because they share a room like

874
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: my kids. Yeah, they interact after you leave the room much.

875
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 2: Marley's pretty chatty and Lola's always like, shut up, we're

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Speaker 2: going to fucking bed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because like mine.

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Speaker 2: Lola's tired. Dude, She's like she wants to go to sleep.

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Speaker 1: She knows herself. She's like, I know me when I

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00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: go to sleep now, cranky as fuck tomorrow and I

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Speaker 1: have to take it out of my dad.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was getting horizontal, just out. Yeah. And the

883
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Speaker 2: occasionally occasionally they will be like I want some more water.

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Speaker 2: But like a the marment, we're pretty good.

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Speaker 1: We've moved on from the baths to the showers. Your

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Speaker 1: face was like, do you not wash you kids? It?

887
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Speaker 2: Because I fucking washed my kids. Sorry, but we've moved on.

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00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 1: To showers because they're quicker. And I saw I had

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Speaker 1: another video that was going to show another.

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Speaker 2: Lady who talked about no toys in the bath. Smart yeah,

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Speaker 2: because we always when they drop the bucket of toys

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Speaker 2: in the bath, I'm like, for fux.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be here all week. The quarter's cold,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, oh what you know the toys outside

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Speaker 1: of the bath too, But it's I don't like when

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00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: they're really little and you're like washing them down and

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Speaker 1: there's some toys to keep them engaged fine with. But

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Speaker 1: then I didn't even think about not having them in there.

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00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 1: So now in the shower, they get in, they wash,

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Speaker 1: they brush their teeth, they're out, they shower, we're doing books.

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Speaker 1: And I also I can argue the point too where

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Speaker 1: it's like, because we're not bathing for fifteen twenty minutes anymore,

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Speaker 1: you get an extra book. Like we get an extra

904
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Speaker 1: book time we can lay together. I don't like reading books.

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Speaker 1: Have a gummy and read the book. It's so funny.

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Speaker 1: I don't condone that, but I have a prescription so

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Speaker 1: I can. But yeah, that's us. That's just us for

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Speaker 1: another week, perfect beautiful. Anyway, that's bathroom Team. So if

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00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: you've got any questions.

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00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 2: You don't answer her question, do we ever answer anyone's question?

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Speaker 2: I think it was a serious question from Anna, and

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00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 2: I did write to her. I said, don't worry. I

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Speaker 2: know we're going to cover this in the next episode.

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Speaker 2: I just think it's nice that we talked about it. Yeah, Anna,

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Speaker 2: I hope you're happy.

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Speaker 1: She's well too bad anyway, if you've enjoyed this episode, please.

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Speaker 2: Send it to someone anyway, send her to Anna and

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Speaker 2: leave a review.

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Speaker 1: Yes, little and yeah, go on Little something something and

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Speaker 1: you can catch us on social media.

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Speaker 2: We're at two doting dads on Instagram, on TikTok on

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Speaker 2: their Facebook as well and YouTube. Now we have YouTube

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Speaker 2: full episodes. I'd love to know. I'd love to know. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: here's a question message us and tell us when you

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Speaker 2: watch YouTube. Do you have it on in the background

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Speaker 2: as you're like doing some cleaning or do you sit

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Speaker 2: down and you just watch it?

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Speaker 1: I reckon, Oh, that's good.

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Speaker 2: There we go, There we go. That's good. Let's do

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Speaker 2: what they come back with and you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: What would you do?

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is gonna say, this is going to self indulgent.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't watch back, Jess, I lovely producer edited

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Speaker 2: it and I was watching it back and I just

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Speaker 2: watched us. I watched myself.

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Speaker 1: Fuck, have do you have pants on?

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Speaker 2: Let's get out of here.

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Speaker 1: You're right at the top, you're pinned Okay, am I

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Speaker 1: pinned on your phone?

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Speaker 2: I've what's pinned?

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Speaker 1: Good one, I've done it. What's you can pin your

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Speaker 1: favorite people to the top of a chat?

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Speaker 2: Didn't know that?

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Speaker 1: Just like in the phone book, you're in my favorites.

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Speaker 1: You're number two.

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Speaker 2: Thank you who number one? April? I'll get there. Lingerie two.

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Speaker 2: Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout

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Speaker 2: Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: peoples today