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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Mildon's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, it's to Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>show number one hundred and seventy six on this morning show.

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<v Speaker 2>hello to radio's most easily confused team.

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<v Speaker 3>Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HQ, Melbourne, Australia,

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<v Speaker 3>broadcasting to the.

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<v Speaker 2>World for Christian saw the Lights. I wouldn't do that,

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<v Speaker 2>oh ConL.

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<v Speaker 4>I've named quite a few dogs Breakfast Show.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what I did in the cavity once

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<v Speaker 5>I got in this star now.

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<v Speaker 2>Just hearing that clip from last week's show from Peraps

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<v Speaker 2>than the naming of the dogs. Think kids came up

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<v Speaker 2>to me and yes yesterday and said, I've just seen

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<v Speaker 2>the Gold Instagram feeder? Was I think you did? Him?

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<v Speaker 6>Following that, all the.

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<v Speaker 2>Fourteen year old kid wants to follow Instagram from the

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<v Speaker 2>Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 5>TUGG He's getting up to on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Eighteen followers, Pat does Pat seriously think she can name dogs?

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<v Speaker 6>I went one hundred percent Yes, and she can name dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>That's her gift.

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<v Speaker 4>Named another one at the weekend. Did you hear someone

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<v Speaker 4>on Twitter wit I called a beautiful little black dog.

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<v Speaker 2>What you're now doing namings? Dog naming is like the

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<v Speaker 2>psychics at readings, don't They are remote reading where they

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<v Speaker 2>just look at photo and without being in front of

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<v Speaker 2>the person, they will do what's called a remote reading.

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<v Speaker 2>You're down now you're now doing remote namings.

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<v Speaker 6>This is amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>You should charge four ninety five a minute.

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<v Speaker 6>Pats.

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<v Speaker 5>And somebody calls a hotline, you're on the other end.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she does that. Do that nice for what

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<v Speaker 2>we call Patsy's hard news talk.

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<v Speaker 4>Breaking news.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it on the hour, every hour. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>fight out how everyone is this morning? Jack? Where's your

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<v Speaker 2>head out this morning?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm very suspicious of our landscapers at the moment. Now

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<v Speaker 5>put a caveat on that, just in case they're listening.

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<v Speaker 5>They do listen to the show, So if they're already listening, Hello, guys,

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<v Speaker 5>trust you one hundred percent, But tell me if you

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<v Speaker 5>think this sounds suspicious. We're getting to the fence. We're

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<v Speaker 5>about to build the fence this week, and the head

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<v Speaker 5>landscaper is saying, oh, picket fences. You can't buy pickets anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm calling around everywhere. You can't buy pickets, which has

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<v Speaker 5>got to be like the most common fence, doesn't it

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<v Speaker 5>the picket fence? Anyway, He's saying, you can't buy pickets anywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>I got a specialist guy, he's got him. But it's

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<v Speaker 5>not cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's very hard to get hold of rare as

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<v Speaker 2>hands teeth, But I know a guy. He might be

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<v Speaker 2>to make you some, but it's going to cost you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yet you look up and down the street, every second

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<v Speaker 5>house has a picket fence.

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<v Speaker 2>That's weird because where they got these rare picket fences from.

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<v Speaker 5>Apparently they're not making them anymore. I'm just putting a

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<v Speaker 5>red flag up to the boys, to the landscaping boys,

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<v Speaker 5>to go. I think you can get picket fences.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, listen, people, you know what they'd be tradedees listening

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<v Speaker 2>right now? Who will know whether or not they are

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<v Speaker 2>right or whether this is picket fence bs. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>they they showed. One sound for is pickeyp fence lies

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<v Speaker 2>having come all this way to sit in the studio

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<v Speaker 2>in here, bs like that about pickekeep fences. Sorry, it's

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<v Speaker 2>one thing. As you can tell guys this. I'm Australian

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<v Speaker 2>to life. Scomo hears about this, he's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>angry in that baseball cap.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey Jack, you know what you want? You want to

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<v Speaker 4>get the color bond ones that you don't have to paint.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you mean gardeners, the color blonde, blonde. You

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<v Speaker 2>want to get blonde gardeners?

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<v Speaker 5>What are they built out of steel?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>And they look like Richard Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>Building the old Mexico Hall. Well, that look lovely. Go home,

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<v Speaker 2>tell your wife today, I'm going to put a big

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<v Speaker 2>still fence down garden.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we want him to match a gate we've already got,

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<v Speaker 5>which are timber one. So I think we should keep

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<v Speaker 5>the timber. And if anyone is calling up to let

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<v Speaker 5>me know if pickets are available, windsor pickets are the

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<v Speaker 5>ones we're after. It's pretty much the bog standing.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the sound of that very plumb, kind of pommey

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<v Speaker 2>sounding picket a windsor now there's a windsor not. But

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<v Speaker 2>a Windsor picket fence. Do you know what, Let's stop

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<v Speaker 2>the show right now, go no further until we've taken

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<v Speaker 2>at least one call about picket fences today. Are they available?

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<v Speaker 6>Is this true?

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<v Speaker 2>What Jack is hearing that they are very rare now

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<v Speaker 2>and no one is making picket fences. Please call in

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<v Speaker 2>then we can restart the show nine four one four

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<v Speaker 2>one oh four to three picket fences.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 2>Three, fifteen minutes past six. So Jack's coming this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not sure where there's been feder line by his

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<v Speaker 2>gardeners about picket fencing, and in particular a certain start

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<v Speaker 2>of picket.

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<v Speaker 5>Windsor picket is the picket we're looking for. Pretty much,

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<v Speaker 5>if you think of a picket fence, you're thinking of

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<v Speaker 5>a Winsor picket is the bog standard. Half the people

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<v Speaker 5>on our street have a picket fence. But apparently the

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<v Speaker 5>pickets are hard to come by now, and he's going

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<v Speaker 5>to go to a special guy who's the last guy

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<v Speaker 5>in Melbourne who has them, and then they cost a

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<v Speaker 5>pretty penny.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, So we're asking this morning picket Talk. We

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<v Speaker 2>cannot carry on the show unless we know if these

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<v Speaker 2>are lies about the common or garden picket fencing nine

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<v Speaker 2>four one four one oh four three Rob, Good.

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<v Speaker 7>Morning morning, Christian Hey Gowan.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm concerned, and why about Jack being lied to?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know if these are picket fence lies.

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<v Speaker 8>Make Jack old bs my windsor tickets? You can get

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<v Speaker 8>them off the shelf.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know this, Rob? For sure?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, make tins on the carpenter.

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<v Speaker 10>I built one yesterday.

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<v Speaker 8>I wasn't a winds up, but they're easy to get.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, okay?

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<v Speaker 6>And where can Jack get hold of these precious items?

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<v Speaker 8>Mate? There's a couple of joints out there. You've got

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<v Speaker 8>perry Bird pickets in the Coburg area.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a few rum, there's a few round interesting Rubbi

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<v Speaker 5>living Kobeg. So if there's a place that's supplying them

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<v Speaker 5>in my neighborhood, then they can't be that rare.

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<v Speaker 2>This is unbelievable, right, Rob, You've been ready helpful. I

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<v Speaker 2>may have a good day. Good on you, Graham, Good

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<v Speaker 2>morning Graham, go on and welcome to picket Talk.

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<v Speaker 6>What have you got to say, Graham?

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<v Speaker 11>I'll put breeches in bars yours?

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<v Speaker 5>What's that?

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<v Speaker 12>It's the bridges and bars in the city.

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<v Speaker 2>You buy them at Bunnings, all right, Grave, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>very much. You cool. So apparently we're getting them at Bunnings.

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<v Speaker 13>Mary Anne, Hi, hell are you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>We're good actually, but hopefully we're trying to find out

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<v Speaker 2>about these lies about the good old picket fencing. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know anything?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 14>I just google Bunnings. They're two dollars FIFTYHD windsor one

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<v Speaker 14>one point two length.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>After Graham said that, I'm just googling it. Now looks

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<v Speaker 5>like I love to get picket fence, fence, picket.

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<v Speaker 2>Not just that.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just putting my glasses on.

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<v Speaker 2>I could see now on the website Bunnings yet, Cypress

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<v Speaker 2>Pine Lonsdale, Cypress Pine windsor yeah, all differant meal nine

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<v Speaker 2>hundred meal, twelve hundred meal.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they're all here, Yeah, twelve hundred that's what we want.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the phrase is widely available. I love the fact, Marianne,

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<v Speaker 2>you've actually gone and googled this. What should you be

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<v Speaker 2>doing right now?

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<v Speaker 15>Probably getting up and going to work, But you.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, that's great.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm happy to be wasting your time.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Marry Anne, thank you very much for your research.

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<v Speaker 13>It's actually Marian that's.

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<v Speaker 2>What I said.

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<v Speaker 6>It is you know what we need to do now,

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<v Speaker 6>need to call that.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to call the guy. All right, everyone is

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<v Speaker 2>now involved in this story. We're going to take a break.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to call your gardener.

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<v Speaker 5>You know who it is. Clinton. I talke about him

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<v Speaker 5>last year.

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<v Speaker 2>We've heard so much about this Mexican guy that you've

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<v Speaker 2>had working twenty three hours a day.

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<v Speaker 6>You may sleep under the floorboards.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's time for him to come on the show

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<v Speaker 2>and for you to give him the great Just say

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<v Speaker 2>this is great news, this is great news. Don't worry

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<v Speaker 2>any more Clintos about the picket fencing. It's a hard

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<v Speaker 2>to find store called Bunnings. We think there's one or

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<v Speaker 2>two of them around Melbourne. You can get them there.

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<v Speaker 1>Get him on the show next the Christian O'Connell breakfast show,

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<v Speaker 1>Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>So when Jack Posts came into work today, it was

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<v Speaker 2>a sad look on his face and I said, hey, buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up? And he burst into tears as he often

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<v Speaker 2>does before the show, and patted his back and said,

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<v Speaker 2>what is up? What is up today? And he said

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<v Speaker 2>it's about the picket fence, the dream cricket fence. Picket

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<v Speaker 2>fence him and his wife have dreamed of getting on

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<v Speaker 2>their beautiful Coburg property that spanned several postcodes up there,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's been told by his gardeners they cannot get

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<v Speaker 2>a windsor picket fence.

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<v Speaker 6>And so we asked this morning, is this true?

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<v Speaker 2>Turns out no, and get them everywhere Bunnings and loads

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<v Speaker 2>of other places.

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<v Speaker 5>Everybody's coming through the head of the landscapers or Clint,

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<v Speaker 5>who even helped with the build a chain gang. He said,

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<v Speaker 5>there's only one place in Melbourne you can really get him.

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<v Speaker 5>But because they're so rare now they're quite expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we just thought this is a moment for you

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<v Speaker 2>to give Clint the good news.

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<v Speaker 6>Clint, welcome to the show, my friend.

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, how are you at the Coburg residence right now?

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<v Speaker 13>Now?

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<v Speaker 10>On my way, on my way.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Jack's got some good news you mate.

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<v Speaker 5>Did they make you pull over the producers to take

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<v Speaker 5>the call?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, I'm going to be late this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, it's going to delay the final finish date.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it now the water fountain goes in or supposed

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<v Speaker 2>at the weekend as well, ready for the Easter opening Ghana.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, Clinton, I didn't imagine having this conversation face to

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<v Speaker 5>face with you, but it appears there are places in

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<v Speaker 5>Melbourne that you can get a windsor picket for a

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<v Speaker 5>cheaper price than the the rare last place in Melbourne

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<v Speaker 5>that you found.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, personally, Josh, I thought we were friends.

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<v Speaker 5>We are no course for still friends friends.

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<v Speaker 9>You really hurt me. I do understand that Bunnies had

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<v Speaker 9>some pickets for the weekend Warrior. Uh I need one

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<v Speaker 9>hundred pickets.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you don't trust a Bunning's picket.

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<v Speaker 9>Not as far as I would spit a roy.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I've been thrown at Bunnings. Are they to her

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<v Speaker 5>on the show and just looking outside? Yes, they would

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<v Speaker 5>possibly sponsored the show, So you're in a lot of trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>And also Clinton, quite a few other places, Yeah, quite

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<v Speaker 2>a few other places were named as well. Might to

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<v Speaker 2>ten have got a readily stopped. I believe of them

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<v Speaker 2>as well.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh right, well, they used to make Christians. That's that's

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<v Speaker 9>nice to know. I'm certainly look into that to the

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<v Speaker 9>next The next client who wants to win your pickets

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<v Speaker 9>the next client.

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<v Speaker 5>What I hate about this conversation is Clint's got such

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<v Speaker 5>a serious voice and he's always so jovial, but he's

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<v Speaker 5>not happy about ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, when you accuse a man of picket fence lies,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a strong I said, good.

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<v Speaker 4>Day, sir, it's a picket gate that this.

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<v Speaker 9>Possible?

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<v Speaker 2>What can I just ask you?

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<v Speaker 6>What do you think of the site press Pine wins?

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<v Speaker 2>So while you're on right now, just on the the

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<v Speaker 2>Bunning's website right now, looking at their huge array of

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<v Speaker 2>picket fences available for as little as two dollars ninety

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<v Speaker 2>nine for her fifteen your mill one? But what do

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<v Speaker 2>you think about Cyprus Pine? What do you use on that?

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>Stuff as long as its prime properly, is that.

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<v Speaker 5>What we're using? Your special guy has a wood that

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<v Speaker 5>no one's ever heard of.

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<v Speaker 9>Now that's what we use.

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<v Speaker 5>You're using Cyprus pine as well. So what's to say

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<v Speaker 5>your son bent and Bunnings One's have been Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Uh, go straight to the supplier.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. This is what people like Clinton do.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like magicians. It's all smoke and mirrors, the suppliers.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a friend of mine, mister b he's about to retire.

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<v Speaker 2>He's going to make one last spence. It's enough. Cl

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<v Speaker 2>The game's up, my friends. Sixty minutes are on their

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<v Speaker 2>ray now and four corners.

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<v Speaker 5>I swear these are the last hundred straight pickets in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, Clinton, have a good day on the property.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember the water fountain goes in for the weekend. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, just by.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast show. Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 16>It's fun this.

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<v Speaker 2>Day, mystery, On this day, April the ninth, Today, Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 2>April the ninth, Jack Post is in charge of it

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<v Speaker 2>this morning, Jack, What have we got today?

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<v Speaker 5>A quick notable mention for this day? In twenty twelve,

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<v Speaker 5>do you remember how much Facebook brought Instagram for no.

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<v Speaker 2>Billions?

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<v Speaker 5>One billion dollars?

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<v Speaker 8>Wow?

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<v Speaker 5>Only what's seven years ago? Instagram now estimated to be

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<v Speaker 5>worth one hundred billion dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me this then, How does Zuckerberg make money from Instagram?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he shifting all the information that we now overshare

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<v Speaker 2>to other parties? And then they say they don't but

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<v Speaker 2>I can't what count? Why would you pay all that

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<v Speaker 2>money out? He's a smart business can be a.

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<v Speaker 5>Bit of that, but also the advertising on Instagram. I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>maybe you don't go on it enough to get served ads,

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<v Speaker 5>but for the rest of us swipe quite regularly we

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<v Speaker 5>see the ads on there, So that revenue alone.

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<v Speaker 2>I do. I've been I've been getting targeted ads recently

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<v Speaker 2>for ladies that are in my local area. We're not choking,

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<v Speaker 2>that want to have a good time, really yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>it starts flashing out one point two kilometers away like

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<v Speaker 2>they're coming. What was my wife going to say? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in order them, my uber lady, But they're always like now,

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<v Speaker 2>they're like mature ladies that want to have a good time. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what one point two kilometers who I'm like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>where is that? It sounded sandy or got a nice

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<v Speaker 2>c view.

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<v Speaker 5>But for today's question, on this day in two thousand

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<v Speaker 5>and six, the first ever digital music charts in Australia,

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<v Speaker 5>Aria launched the first digital music charts. What song was

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<v Speaker 5>that number one when it first launched?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my give you a clue you thought my penal

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<v Speaker 2>coch be broken yesterday?

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<v Speaker 8>Six?

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<v Speaker 2>Or digital charts? Oh tell me more about picket fencing? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>doc pop, get on off to triple with your digital countdown.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll give you a clue, so that's not impossible. It

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<v Speaker 5>was an Australian band covering a song from nineteen eighty

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<v Speaker 5>four and they're at number one. Australian band cover song.

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<v Speaker 2>Pats.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't say anything because you've stumbled it, but have you?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got anything here?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I bet it's not as good as the original version,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll say that much. Yeah, if it was an eighties band.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well you can have your opinions when you know

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<v Speaker 2>what it is, all right, then give us the coolest

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<v Speaker 2>morning with your guests.

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<v Speaker 6>And so it's the digital chart Countdown number one, the

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<v Speaker 6>first ever number one, the first ever number one.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah you always remember, don't your first time you

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<v Speaker 2>were cares, first time you lost your virginity? First digital

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<v Speaker 2>chart countdown number one for sure? Ninety four one four

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<v Speaker 2>one oh four three.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to talk the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's

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<v Speaker 1>Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 8>On this.

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<v Speaker 2>Day, mystery, On this day April, the night Jack Post

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<v Speaker 2>is asking you on this day.

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<v Speaker 5>In two thousand and six, Australia released their first ever

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<v Speaker 5>digital music charts. But what song was that? Number one?

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<v Speaker 5>The clue is it's an Australian band covering a song

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<v Speaker 5>from nineteen eighty four Christians pretending to be bored.

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<v Speaker 6>But sorry, are we on air?

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<v Speaker 5>He thinks the words digital music chart or turn off?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's just it's my point is this? Who on

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<v Speaker 2>earth would you remember the very first digital chart download?

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<v Speaker 5>But the fun fun bit is the clue.

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<v Speaker 2>He used the word fun fun. You sound like a

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<v Speaker 2>supply teacher, hey, kids, or not your normal teacher. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>have some fun today by going back in your textbooks

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<v Speaker 2>to the first of a chat download chart of MP Three's.

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<v Speaker 5>What Australian band was doing a cover song? That's the

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<v Speaker 5>fun part, Ben, nothing more fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun already? Now, Ben, you haven't fun many boy? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that's good man.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you think it is? That's a great guess.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not the right answer, but it is an Australian

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<v Speaker 5>band doing a cover and I'll give you a fun

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<v Speaker 5>fact about that song. Our man Shane Crawford is good

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<v Speaker 5>friends with Cram that's singer a spinder bait. They grew

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<v Speaker 5>up across the road from one another.

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<v Speaker 2>Hashtag fun fact all right, Ben didn't give much. I

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<v Speaker 2>think Ben represents all of us today.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually got Jason.

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<v Speaker 11>Goodday guys.

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<v Speaker 15>Here you going.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you reckon the Australian band doing a cover

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<v Speaker 5>of a nineteen eighty four song.

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<v Speaker 11>Is I'm going for Pseudo Echo Funky tim It's.

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<v Speaker 5>Not the right answer, but I'll give you a fun

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<v Speaker 5>fact about that song.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, who grew across the road from I know

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<v Speaker 2>a guy called kam Ling used to be the original

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<v Speaker 2>bass player.

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<v Speaker 5>I know a guy called Yuri who's in a band.

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<v Speaker 5>He thinks he had the idea, first idea to cover

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<v Speaker 5>that song funky Town. He thinks Pseudo Echo stole the

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<v Speaker 5>idea to do the cover off him.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that, Jason, all round the houses today, let's go

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<v Speaker 2>to purpose.

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<v Speaker 5>He was probably very interested. Brad, we're looking for an

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<v Speaker 5>Australian band who covered a song from nineteen eighty four?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 10>Day morning boys?

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<v Speaker 13>I think it's Forever Young, bigger.

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<v Speaker 2>Last week, can move on?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes it is, play it, play it, Christian?

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<v Speaker 2>So which only one? I've got two doll clips? Which

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<v Speaker 2>one is it the up cover or group?

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<v Speaker 5>That's the band?

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<v Speaker 6>Who is the number one?

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Remember this, Brad, great song and then nineteen eighty four

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<v Speaker 5>cover was Alphaville.

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<v Speaker 2>There's also another Forever Young song as well. That's using

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<v Speaker 2>a brilliant American TV show called Parenthood. I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 2>it's the Bob Dinner the band song Forever Young I

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<v Speaker 2>thought of first. I got excited when you're talking about

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<v Speaker 2>Forever Young, We're going to finally play some Bob Diynnan.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, it's not all right. That is Today's on

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<v Speaker 2>this day in history. He's still awake.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Who Connall Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, come on then to today's Holiday for a song.

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<v Speaker 2>You're off to Dlsford to the Spa Capital, staying at

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<v Speaker 2>the Prestige Retreats bending Zona Resort. Luxury is two nights

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<v Speaker 2>stay country style buffet breakfast, three course indulgent dinner at

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<v Speaker 2>the Inn House restaurant, a heritage. You could be enjoying

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<v Speaker 2>the local wines as well, like Pat said, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>off to the Spa Capital. This is today's winning song.

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<v Speaker 2>It's listened like these by Inexcess. Next time you hear

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<v Speaker 2>this your chance to win holiday for a song.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Who Connwll Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>So Easter holidays are here. Now, which means if you're

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<v Speaker 2>a mum and dad, it means you have that pressure.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids expect to be entertained, dazzled every day with

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<v Speaker 2>a whole array of social activities planned for them that

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<v Speaker 2>as a kid, I bet Pats you never had any

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<v Speaker 2>of this. I did, and it was up to us

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<v Speaker 2>to find our own entertainment.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely yeah. We never went to the movies or did

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<v Speaker 4>anything exciting like that.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom and dad would go to work because they

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<v Speaker 2>both had jobs, and it was very much like we'll

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<v Speaker 2>just go to me, what are you up to today?

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<v Speaker 2>But there were some of my habits times my life.

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<v Speaker 2>You just take off on your bike and all my

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<v Speaker 2>mom would say to make sure you're back before it's dark.

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<v Speaker 2>No need to even say who you were, how you

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<v Speaker 2>might be, whether you're heading in an easterly direction. Just

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<v Speaker 2>make sure you're backing before it's dark. And then my

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<v Speaker 2>mum would go, where do you think you're going? Don't

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<v Speaker 2>leave this house before having that. They might me have

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<v Speaker 2>an entire large glass of heavy duty full cream milk,

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<v Speaker 2>protect me for anything bad happening to me now that

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<v Speaker 2>will happen Today's had a glass of milk for fat

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<v Speaker 2>milk cycling on my bike like a cow.

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<v Speaker 6>So what's already been doing so far?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I'm exhausted already. So Mom and Dad

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<v Speaker 4>look after her while I'm working.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's great.

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<v Speaker 4>And gosh, you had dad on a really tight string yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>So I rang up to pick her up and Mom said,

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<v Speaker 4>well she's not home, said, well we're are they anyway?

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<v Speaker 6>She's having lunch at the Lamb.

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<v Speaker 4>Well she just about. So she ordered Granddad or grain

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<v Speaker 4>Gag as we call him, to go to Smiggle.

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<v Speaker 2>He walks it, she walks around literally and Alisha with

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<v Speaker 2>a ball game grain Gag that's not out there and worribe.

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<v Speaker 4>She wanted new pencils because you know, six pencil cases

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<v Speaker 4>full of stationary isn't enough.

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<v Speaker 2>So need a back up seven.

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<v Speaker 4>So she wanted to go to Smiggles. So he took

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<v Speaker 4>her to Smiggle and then.

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<v Speaker 2>That him the lights in there is so bright? Am

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<v Speaker 2>I in a Petri dish?

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<v Speaker 4>And the smell it's all those raspberry flavored texters that

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<v Speaker 4>give you a headache when you walk out of there.

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<v Speaker 4>And then of course that coincided with lunch, so she said,

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<v Speaker 4>let's do some young char for lunch. Granddad delicious. Dad's

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<v Speaker 4>never eaten Chinese in nearly eighty years.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gag.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, she's got him on a fine string. And

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<v Speaker 4>they're going to the movies today to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go and see Saw three. He loves them, so yeah, that's.

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<v Speaker 4>What he's to today, is going to the movies. What

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<v Speaker 4>about your girls, Well.

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<v Speaker 2>My twelve year old is doing something amazing. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what she's doing next. If you were twelve and

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<v Speaker 2>you had this in your canondar today, this would be

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<v Speaker 2>the greatest day of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three yesterday.

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<v Speaker 6>I had to do the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Surelotte parents can relate to this. Googling fun things to

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<v Speaker 2>do in Melbourne and it needs to break for over

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<v Speaker 2>entitled kids and all these top ten blogs and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>like this, and I found this thing and I got

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest.

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<v Speaker 6>As soon as I read it, I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, I don't mind doing this. Inflatable world.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that great.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, doesn't the child in you just skip for joy

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<v Speaker 2>at the phrase one inflatables? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 6>But the world, an entire world where.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything is inflatable, wouldn't the world be a better place

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<v Speaker 2>that we just lived in inflatable houses. When was the

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<v Speaker 2>last time we went on a bouncy castle? They're great fun.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a stiff born at you don't get to go

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<v Speaker 2>on them. But inflatable world. So that's what lowis and

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<v Speaker 2>her best mate s they're off to some inflatable world today.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've got that in your day, that's all you got.

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<v Speaker 5>When is the last time you think you went on

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<v Speaker 5>a jumping castle? I didn't think. I've been online for

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<v Speaker 5>ten years yet I've given the option I'd go one today, do.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? No, there was one of these floating

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<v Speaker 2>ones where you swim out like one hundred meters or something,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like an obstacle course and it's all inflatables.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing to do it with the kids and their balances.

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<v Speaker 2>Is so much better than an old man of that

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<v Speaker 2>who's almost a little caval and fall on you and

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<v Speaker 2>kill you. But yeah, so anyway, we're planning this out

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday and my wife's going to take on a friend

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<v Speaker 2>this morning to go and do this inflatable world. And

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<v Speaker 2>then my wife. You've met my wife, She is a

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<v Speaker 2>lioness of a mother. How can I say this without

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<v Speaker 2>getting into the spare room tonight. Yeah, I was concerned

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<v Speaker 2>about danger might be everywhere. Actually said this with no ironing,

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<v Speaker 2>you be careful, thous you don't do a forward roll

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<v Speaker 2>and break your neck. Brutal be careful warning. And the

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<v Speaker 2>things you have to say is parents about things. I've

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<v Speaker 2>actually yelled at them sometimes, like take that you out

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<v Speaker 2>of your nose, a cinder aunt, a Barbie show uper nose.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, case you wanted what the context was,

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<v Speaker 2>things you never thought you'd say to another human being,

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<v Speaker 2>and then count for you don't do a forward roll

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<v Speaker 2>and break your neck. So that was the one in there.

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<v Speaker 2>But it reminds me of those praises that your parents

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<v Speaker 2>always used to say, you know what they were just

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<v Speaker 2>it was always extreme stuff. Karen doing that you'll lose

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<v Speaker 2>an eye? Well are these people wander around now with

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<v Speaker 2>only one eye? Who didn't heed these warnings? You know, gavel,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't do that, you'll get electrocuted. So let's try

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<v Speaker 2>and form a top five of things your parents used

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<v Speaker 2>to say n one oh four three. What will be

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<v Speaker 2>in the ultimate top five of warning strong and graphic

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<v Speaker 2>warnings that your parents used to say? What needs to

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<v Speaker 2>be in there nine four one four, one oh four three, The.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>So the pressure of the Easter holidays here and trying

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<v Speaker 2>to find activities for your kids to do. Yesterday I'd

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<v Speaker 2>found someone could take my kids to today inflatable world,

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<v Speaker 2>a world of nothing but inflatables. My wife warned our

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<v Speaker 2>twelve year old Lois, be careful, you don't do a

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<v Speaker 2>ford roll. Beg carefre you don't do a ford roll

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<v Speaker 2>and break your neck. And that was that. There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>There it is still count on in twenty nineteen, completely

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<v Speaker 2>over the top warnings. Yep, don't know a ford roll.

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<v Speaker 2>You see loads of in hospital wards. Why are you

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<v Speaker 2>in ford roll? Why are you in ford roll? There's

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<v Speaker 2>a whole water here with her snaps heads all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're trying to form the top five of those

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<v Speaker 2>very strong things your parents used to say, those parental

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<v Speaker 2>ott warnings. Daryl, good morning, Hey, good morning, Christian. How

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<v Speaker 2>are you today, Jack, We're good, Daryl, WELKOMETI a show.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the thing your parents used to say?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, we used to half on our mother to go

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<v Speaker 12>swimming when we were kids, and because there was no

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<v Speaker 12>adult to go with us, she'd say no, and then

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<v Speaker 12>she'd eventually give in and say, well, if you're drowned,

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<v Speaker 12>don't bother coming home.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go again. Make no sense, does it? If

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<v Speaker 2>you drowned, don't boy the co and running home. If

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<v Speaker 2>you get run over in the street, don't come running

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<v Speaker 2>to me. That used to be another one my dad

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<v Speaker 2>used to warm me, Daryl. Do you remember the other

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<v Speaker 2>ones were your parents wouldn't let you go swimming. You

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<v Speaker 2>had to wait some kind of lag, like an hour

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<v Speaker 2>after a meal. They're worried. That was you drown instantly

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<v Speaker 2>with a cheese sandwich in your belly.

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<v Speaker 12>Yea, yeah, you won't let it go swimming for an

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<v Speaker 12>air if you hike and or all.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, Darryl, thanks you col might have a good day.

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<v Speaker 17>You do.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks christ By Kate in Geelong.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, morning guys.

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<v Speaker 13>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>We're good, Kate? What was the parental warning for you?

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<v Speaker 14>Anytime I went outside, Mum would ask me if I've

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<v Speaker 14>got sunscreen on, and when I'd say no, she used

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<v Speaker 14>to say, you'll get a melanoma and die.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. It's the something happening and jest, that

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<v Speaker 2>is the actual the formula here, isn't it something happening?

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<v Speaker 6>And then Jess.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Kate, thank you very much for that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a good day, no worries.

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<v Speaker 14>Thanks guys, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>One, thank you. One final one. Then Deborah before the

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<v Speaker 2>news headlines, Deborah, good morning.

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<v Speaker 13>Oh, good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're good.

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<v Speaker 6>So what's the parental warning?

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<v Speaker 13>My mom used to tell us if you swallowed your

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<v Speaker 13>chewing gum, your insights would stick together and you die.

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<v Speaker 6>There we go something something death.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was chewing gum and hubbah bubba when that

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<v Speaker 2>came along, and that would say that your appendicitis and burst.

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<v Speaker 13>And I actually did it once and then waited about

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<v Speaker 13>a week and figured if I hadn't died, I was

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<v Speaker 13>probably going to be Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Why aren't you on the news? I mean, why aren't

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<v Speaker 2>you touring the world the lone survivor of Even now

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<v Speaker 2>as an adult, when I have chewing gum too, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>still a really really I chew that and are very

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<v Speaker 2>coarseous about more than any other food that I'll put

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth. I'm thinking, we don't want to die, so

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to swallow this.

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<v Speaker 18>Yeah, So I know that doesn't happen.

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<v Speaker 5>Is it bad at all? Deborah? By The one my

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<v Speaker 5>mom gave me was it will stick to your heart

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<v Speaker 5>for seven years if you swallen to chewing gum. Is

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<v Speaker 5>there any dangerous and chewing gum at all?

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<v Speaker 19>And I think Sony would be all right, Debrah, Thanks

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<v Speaker 19>she call mate, thank you by all right.

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<v Speaker 6>News headlines coming up next.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 2>But this week Symphony God one I four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Come morning. I hope you're world this morning it's Christian

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<v Speaker 2>O'Connell Breakfast Show seven thirty eight. We've got these brilliant

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<v Speaker 2>prices every single day this week. Yesterday on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>all over Australia, people very excited. Queen fans rightly super excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Right off the back of this biggest music movie ever,

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<v Speaker 2>the Oscar winning Bohemian Rhapsody, it's announced that Queen are

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<v Speaker 2>coming to Australia with Adam Lambert. There is only one

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<v Speaker 2>late Great Freddie Murky, but there is also only one

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<v Speaker 2>Adam Lambert. And if anyone's going to stand in front

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<v Speaker 2>of the romaining members of Queen, Adam Lambert should be

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<v Speaker 2>that man, an amazing voice, a great performer, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure Freddy would give him his blessing. So they coming

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<v Speaker 2>to Australia next week. Tickets don't go and sound till

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<v Speaker 2>next Monday. See other mumbley said, don't listen to.

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<v Speaker 5>Gold Well, I think they coming next year?

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<v Speaker 2>Are they? They come on Monday, coming Monday, a Monday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>They're warming up. Okay, they're coming Monday. Tickets to go

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<v Speaker 2>them sell Monday and then they play an hour later.

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's how it always goes. What have I told you,

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<v Speaker 2>guys about correcting me? How many times that memo go out? Guys?

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<v Speaker 6>Take two. We're not live, are we? This is always

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<v Speaker 6>pre recorded. We're in the day. Yeah, the tickets gone

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<v Speaker 6>sound Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>However you can win them before anybody else right now

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<v Speaker 2>on five to weik Tuesday, Melbourne's biggest phone in five

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<v Speaker 2>topics at the same time.

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<v Speaker 6>Here they are today then, no particular order, no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>You were talking to a pretty big deal at the

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<v Speaker 2>D's game Friday. I'm chatting to this guy to be fair.

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<v Speaker 2>He just comes over to me and says, hey, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just a fan. I love the show. I'm making small talk.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a fan of the D's. Oh that's wonderful. What's

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<v Speaker 2>your name, James? Nice to meet you, James. I walk off.

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<v Speaker 2>These two ladies come up to me and go wow,

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<v Speaker 2>w can you believe you were talking to James McDonald.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, who's the former D's captain? Former D's captain

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<v Speaker 2>James Mille. I went back over to her, went hey,

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<v Speaker 2>never said I send you're the captain and he's a

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<v Speaker 2>really nice, sweet, humble guy. Goes, well, we didn't feel right.

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<v Speaker 2>I do want to embarrass you, I said, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>asking you, what's your connection with the club? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>How do you think they're gonna get on this season?

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<v Speaker 6>So when have you done something as stupid as me?

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<v Speaker 2>When have you been talking to someone at the time

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<v Speaker 2>you had no idea they were a pretty big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been trapped in something unusual? Trapped in

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<v Speaker 2>something unusual? This family's staying with us, some friends of

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<v Speaker 2>ours over the weekend. Their daughter got trapped in a

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<v Speaker 2>bike rack. As soon as they told me about this,

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<v Speaker 2>I went, hang on, you make a note of this.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to write this down. I gotta talk about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Trapped in an unusual thing? Whatever it is. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear stori about being trapped in a toilet

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<v Speaker 2>or a lift something unusual. How do you get trapped

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<v Speaker 2>in a bike rack? A bike can only get tra

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<v Speaker 2>ap to it if you put a great we can

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<v Speaker 2>lock around the front wheel. Also, have you seen anyone

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<v Speaker 2>famous in the pub? Bonus point? What were they drinking?

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<v Speaker 2>But who have you seen in the pub? Maybe your

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:15.320
<v Speaker 2>local boozers. Pomies like to say, your local boozer? Who

0:30:15.360 --> 0:30:18.520
<v Speaker 2>have you had it in yours? Okay, famous people in

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<v Speaker 2>the pub? Bonus drink if you can tell us what

0:30:20.880 --> 0:30:22.440
<v Speaker 2>the bird of the drink was, bonus for what the

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:26.640
<v Speaker 2>drink was? Up? Next on then is your have you

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<v Speaker 2>have you got a famous house? I'm looking for famous houses.

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<v Speaker 2>Has it been on a TV show? Has it been

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<v Speaker 2>used in a movie or in an advert?

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<v Speaker 17>So?

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<v Speaker 6>Is your house famous?

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<v Speaker 2>And last one, after I found myself doing this yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>do you have a hidden stash in your house of

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<v Speaker 2>something I do?

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<v Speaker 20>Our birthday chocolate I've been given over the weekend because

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 20>people are now I like chocolates and I don't want

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<v Speaker 20>to share them with my beloved family because I eat

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<v Speaker 20>or my chocolates. There's a hidden stash, and yesterday I'm

0:30:56.760 --> 0:30:59.520
<v Speaker 20>always even aware of how odd this baby was. I

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<v Speaker 20>just made excuses to my family after the tea last starts.

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<v Speaker 20>I just need to go and get something for work,

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<v Speaker 20>and I went to a hidden stash and I stuffed

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<v Speaker 20>in half a bar assorted camel chocolate rehit it walked

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<v Speaker 20>out of there like it was no big deal, and

0:31:12.200 --> 0:31:14.680
<v Speaker 20>I went, this is actually pretty odd, but anyway, let's

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<v Speaker 20>just carry on.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you have a hidden stash in your house?

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the five top us this morning? No idea,

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<v Speaker 2>you were talking to some pretty big deal at the time.

0:31:24.040 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 2>Have you been trapped in something unusual? Do you have

0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:30.760
<v Speaker 2>a famous house, might have been a TV movie or advert,

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<v Speaker 2>famous people in the pub, And do you have a

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<v Speaker 2>hidden stash? You've got anything for that? Give me call

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<v Speaker 2>nine four one four, one oh four to.

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<v Speaker 1>Three the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me a chance to win these tickers this week

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<v Speaker 2>before they go on Son next Monday talking about Queen

0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:50.800
<v Speaker 2>with Adam Lambert and we're gonna give them away the

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<v Speaker 2>best call we get to down five topic Tuesday. We

0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:54.920
<v Speaker 2>do this every week on the show five phone in

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<v Speaker 2>is running at the same time. Today you were talking

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<v Speaker 2>about we're looking for your stories, being trapped in something unusual,

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<v Speaker 2>no idea. At the time, you were talking to someone

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<v Speaker 2>who was a pretty big deal. Is your house famous

0:32:07.680 --> 0:32:10.640
<v Speaker 2>celebrities you've seen down the pub? And have you got

0:32:10.680 --> 0:32:12.760
<v Speaker 2>a hidden stash of something in your house? Let's go

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<v Speaker 2>straight to your calls right now, Lisa, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Here you going, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 6>I hope you are as well. Mate, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 6>What have you got for us this morning?

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<v Speaker 10>I've got famous people.

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<v Speaker 2>At the pub? Great who was drinking down your local?

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<v Speaker 18>Well, I've actually been taken out and you know, I

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<v Speaker 18>was actually on a date a few years ago and

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<v Speaker 18>John Farnam was actually at the table across from us.

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<v Speaker 18>He was sitting there eating a chicken Palmer.

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<v Speaker 14>To be honest, I don't know what he was drinking.

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<v Speaker 10>But I'd gone up to the bar several times just

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<v Speaker 10>so that.

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<v Speaker 14>I could walk pass on the way.

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<v Speaker 10>And on the way back I tripped over it too

0:32:52.200 --> 0:32:55.120
<v Speaker 10>and spilt my drink everywhere and he just kind of

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<v Speaker 10>at me.

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<v Speaker 2>And last, that's great that nothing could be more Australian

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<v Speaker 2>about your story. Bingo points Farnum Bingo points chicken palm.

0:33:04.840 --> 0:33:07.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean you hear it banding around about what is

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<v Speaker 2>on Australia. There needs to be another thing now, band

0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:13.520
<v Speaker 2>around what is Australia that both of those things? I mean,

0:33:13.800 --> 0:33:17.200
<v Speaker 2>you just want bonus points for this story. We can't

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<v Speaker 2>really move on unless we get Jimmy Barnes also in

0:33:20.680 --> 0:33:24.440
<v Speaker 2>a pub having a chicken palm. But Lisa, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for kick starting off high standard today. Okay, yes, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you so much. That's right.

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<v Speaker 6>Pleasure have we got here?

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<v Speaker 2>Ella?

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<v Speaker 14>Hi Christian, I'm calling about being trapped in something unusual.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking forward to this one. What were you trapped in?

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<v Speaker 15>I was trapped in one of those vintage students primary

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<v Speaker 15>school desks.

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<v Speaker 5>Trapped in a desk where the seat is built in.

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<v Speaker 15>Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, the seat and attached with a

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<v Speaker 15>metal frame.

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<v Speaker 2>And so how did you get wedged into it?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 15>I was about six or seven months pregnant and my

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:02.520
<v Speaker 15>brother and his wife had bought one of these deaths

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 15>and I volunteered to pick it up and drop it

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<v Speaker 15>off to them because I had a delivery van.

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<v Speaker 12>With work.

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<v Speaker 2>Service. Isn't it heavily pregnant women?

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<v Speaker 15>So I went and picked it up and the guy

0:34:17.920 --> 0:34:20.040
<v Speaker 15>there loaded it into the van for me, so that

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 15>was fine. And then at the other end, I got

0:34:22.160 --> 0:34:25.600
<v Speaker 15>fair house and they weren't home, which I knew was

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:27.960
<v Speaker 15>going to be the case, but I thought that's okay.

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<v Speaker 14>I was just, you know, kind of insert myself into

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<v Speaker 14>the middle of the death between the seat and the table,

0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:41.560
<v Speaker 14>and it's easy. And yeah, I got it out, and

0:34:41.800 --> 0:34:44.160
<v Speaker 14>I got it onto the port. I got me and

0:34:44.280 --> 0:34:47.239
<v Speaker 14>it onto the porch, and then I couldn't put it

0:34:47.360 --> 0:34:50.560
<v Speaker 14>down because it was stuck on my pregnant summy.

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<v Speaker 2>So how did you get out?

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<v Speaker 13>I was about ten minutes and then neighbor.

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<v Speaker 2>And came and rescued by a neighbor trapped in the desk.

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<v Speaker 2>Two great calls already this morning. We're off to a

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<v Speaker 2>flyer Anda. Thank you very much for that pleaser. Craig,

0:35:10.760 --> 0:35:15.879
<v Speaker 2>Good morning. Hello Craig. You've got a secret stash around

0:35:15.920 --> 0:35:16.320
<v Speaker 2>at yours.

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<v Speaker 8>Here you go, mate, I've got a secret stash of

0:35:21.320 --> 0:35:24.200
<v Speaker 8>Kitcat gold and cheese and bakeonballs.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a treasure trove of delights.

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<v Speaker 8>I've got about twenty blocks of the kit Cat gold

0:35:31.640 --> 0:35:36.480
<v Speaker 8>stepped away in the shoe cupboards. They're limited edition, so

0:35:36.640 --> 0:35:38.359
<v Speaker 8>I had to stock up on them before they run out.

0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:42.759
<v Speaker 8>And the cheese and bakeonballs. They have to hide them

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<v Speaker 8>in various places and cavities in the house because my

0:35:45.040 --> 0:35:45.960
<v Speaker 8>kids keep finding.

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<v Speaker 2>Them and the.

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<v Speaker 8>Sale.

0:35:48.800 --> 0:35:51.640
<v Speaker 2>They're so addictive, aren't they like crack sweeties? Those? I

0:35:51.760 --> 0:35:52.200
<v Speaker 2>love them?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, I'll go through a bag of night.

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<v Speaker 5>What are some of the other hiding spots, Craig, Yes,

0:35:57.160 --> 0:35:58.200
<v Speaker 5>you got the shoe cupboard.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, there's a wall cabin. It's a two story

0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:03.120
<v Speaker 8>house that there's a wats every where. The year clows

0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:05.040
<v Speaker 8>up and down through the house, so I'd pull the

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<v Speaker 8>vent off and hide him in there.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know what?

0:36:07.000 --> 0:36:09.000
<v Speaker 2>I know what a lot of people do in the mafia.

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<v Speaker 2>They use veryous safe houses to high stuff. Are you

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<v Speaker 2>okay if I hide some of my chocolate run at

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<v Speaker 2>your safe house?

0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:17.120
<v Speaker 8>Yeah yeah, we'll just knock down a wall somewhere and.

0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:17.839
<v Speaker 10>Fetch it up again.

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<v Speaker 6>Great, Thank you very much.

0:36:19.440 --> 0:36:23.160
<v Speaker 2>You cool, all right? Keep them coming. Then we got

0:36:23.200 --> 0:36:24.359
<v Speaker 2>the ads, and then we got the news and sport.

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:25.839
<v Speaker 2>We'll take some more of your brilliant calls this morning,

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:29.600
<v Speaker 2>first three this morning, outstanding trapped in something and useual

0:36:29.719 --> 0:36:31.839
<v Speaker 2>like Lisa in the desk. No idea at the time.

0:36:32.040 --> 0:36:33.759
<v Speaker 2>Nothing on this so far, no idea at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>You were talking to someone who was a pretty big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Is your home? Famous might have been in a TV show,

0:36:39.080 --> 0:36:41.880
<v Speaker 2>movie around for famous people down the pub and hidden

0:36:41.920 --> 0:36:42.640
<v Speaker 2>stashes The.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 2>Three, Suder Waco Funky Town on Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 2>point three. We announced yesterday on the show Queen and

0:36:52.440 --> 0:36:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Adam Lambert, the Rapsody Tour is heading to Amy Park

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<v Speaker 2>Wednesday February nineteen, twenty twenty. It's going to sound Monday

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<v Speaker 2>morning next Monday, April fifteen at ticker tech dot com

0:37:04.520 --> 0:37:08.759
<v Speaker 2>dot au. Good news is it'd be tough to get

0:37:08.800 --> 0:37:10.319
<v Speaker 2>hold of those tickets that is going to set out

0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:12.640
<v Speaker 2>so quickly. You can win them right now on five

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 2>topics Tuesday before they go and sell. Here are the

0:37:15.760 --> 0:37:18.000
<v Speaker 2>five topics. If you've got anything for these, you give

0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:20.360
<v Speaker 2>us a call on nine four one four one oh

0:37:20.520 --> 0:37:23.640
<v Speaker 2>four three. Have you got a hidden stash of something

0:37:23.719 --> 0:37:27.440
<v Speaker 2>in your house? I have of my birthday chocolate her

0:37:27.520 --> 0:37:32.040
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen famous in the pub? No idea of

0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:34.040
<v Speaker 2>the time you were talking to someone who turned out

0:37:34.080 --> 0:37:37.800
<v Speaker 2>to be a pretty big deal. Is your home famous?

0:37:37.880 --> 0:37:40.160
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's been using a TV show or movie or

0:37:40.200 --> 0:37:45.600
<v Speaker 2>an advert and trapped in something unusual like cool We

0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:47.759
<v Speaker 2>had just before the eight o'clock news trapped in a

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<v Speaker 2>school desk, Naomi, good morning, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 18>Good morning, how are you.

0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:54.960
<v Speaker 6>I'm going to have you well the sawning as well?

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<v Speaker 18>Great, thank you. I got trapped in my chat coach

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<v Speaker 18>in my cat's catcage for six hours till my fiance

0:38:03.600 --> 0:38:06.759
<v Speaker 18>came home. I admit that I actually had to use

0:38:06.800 --> 0:38:07.479
<v Speaker 18>the kitty litter.

0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:11.239
<v Speaker 6>What this has got so much going on? So you

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:14.279
<v Speaker 6>obviously cool in the cat caves to clean it out.

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<v Speaker 18>I was just in there, like I have a chair

0:38:17.200 --> 0:38:19.760
<v Speaker 18>in there, and I love like patting them and spending

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:21.799
<v Speaker 18>time with them. And I was there to say, how.

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<v Speaker 5>Big is it?

0:38:22.760 --> 0:38:22.880
<v Speaker 8>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>The cage that Hannimal lectures in me got online.

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<v Speaker 18>I'm five six and I have to bend like halfway

0:38:32.640 --> 0:38:33.680
<v Speaker 18>like bent over.

0:38:33.760 --> 0:38:34.960
<v Speaker 7>To go around in it.

0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:38.000
<v Speaker 18>But I somehow lopped it from and I don't know

0:38:38.160 --> 0:38:40.840
<v Speaker 18>how I got trapped in there, and I have to

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:42.439
<v Speaker 18>admit I did eat a bit of a cat food.

0:38:42.480 --> 0:38:46.759
<v Speaker 2>I was hungry six hours in a cat car. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 18>And then my fiance when he got home, I heard

0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:51.440
<v Speaker 18>the car try yelling out to him and neighbors, and

0:38:51.719 --> 0:38:53.640
<v Speaker 18>I waited an extra half an hour. He didn't know

0:38:53.680 --> 0:38:54.319
<v Speaker 18>I was out there.

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<v Speaker 5>What was he doing?

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<v Speaker 6>He was getting down watching TV he knew.

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<v Speaker 20>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 18>The chat gave me the Fowler foot when I used

0:39:06.480 --> 0:39:07.640
<v Speaker 18>this TV letter, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Swear, all right, that's a great one. Thank you very

0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:15.200
<v Speaker 2>much for calling him. Thank you, Jamie Coome. Morning. There

0:39:15.239 --> 0:39:17.600
<v Speaker 2>you going, Christian, I'm good, buddy, have you well, Welcome

0:39:17.640 --> 0:39:20.000
<v Speaker 2>to the show, and thanks for calling us on five Tuesday.

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:21.200
<v Speaker 2>What have you got?

0:39:22.760 --> 0:39:27.319
<v Speaker 11>I've got stuck somewhere unusual, okay, tell us a few

0:39:27.400 --> 0:39:30.239
<v Speaker 11>years ago working in the panel shop, the bootleb on

0:39:30.320 --> 0:39:32.960
<v Speaker 11>a car got stuck shut. So I thought myself, who

0:39:33.760 --> 0:39:36.000
<v Speaker 11>through that little boldby on set a patch in the

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:37.000
<v Speaker 11>back side, Yeah.

0:39:36.840 --> 0:39:38.080
<v Speaker 2>The safety escape hatch.

0:39:38.680 --> 0:39:39.279
<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, I.

0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:43.000
<v Speaker 11>Thought I can get through there, and stuck my shoulders

0:39:43.040 --> 0:39:45.160
<v Speaker 11>through and got myself halfway in there and managed to

0:39:45.160 --> 0:39:48.440
<v Speaker 11>reach the boot walk and relay it, but then couldn't

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:51.719
<v Speaker 11>get it either forwards or backwards, just.

0:39:51.719 --> 0:39:53.040
<v Speaker 2>Stuck in a no man's land.

0:39:53.640 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, it couldn't get it. The boot couldn't get it

0:39:55.520 --> 0:39:56.120
<v Speaker 11>at the backside.

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<v Speaker 6>What happened?

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<v Speaker 11>A couple of the penal baterers come and got me looser.

0:40:02.239 --> 0:40:03.759
<v Speaker 11>Half of the boss called the saf eight.

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<v Speaker 2>What did they do?

0:40:08.640 --> 0:40:10.920
<v Speaker 6>Do They get vassiline or some kind of lubricant to

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<v Speaker 6>try and now managed.

0:40:13.320 --> 0:40:15.760
<v Speaker 11>To bank pandal baders. They're pretty good at molding steel,

0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:19.320
<v Speaker 11>so they managed to open up that cavity and a

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:21.520
<v Speaker 11>little bit you just managed to ply free.

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<v Speaker 6>That's unbelievable. Will pop you out there all right, Jamie? Thanks?

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<v Speaker 2>You cool?

0:40:25.680 --> 0:40:26.320
<v Speaker 11>Thanks Christian?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, those your top us This one for five

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<v Speaker 2>topic Tuesday nine four one four one o four.

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<v Speaker 1>Three give us a call the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show

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<v Speaker 1>Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know you're doing a bit of egg guitar

0:40:39.560 --> 0:40:42.200
<v Speaker 2>to that great eighties track Nick Kershaw. What you would

0:40:42.239 --> 0:40:44.560
<v Speaker 2>have known, Jack is Nick Kersheer. The Thomas famous for

0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:47.960
<v Speaker 2>having something called a key tar. What was a keyboard guitar?

0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:51.480
<v Speaker 2>They don't really see that around much, but phats you're

0:40:51.520 --> 0:40:53.759
<v Speaker 2>a you know remember back in the day they are

0:40:53.880 --> 0:40:56.840
<v Speaker 2>they were the big rage or the giant keyboard and

0:40:57.000 --> 0:40:58.880
<v Speaker 2>the guitar that he would have up quite high, and

0:40:58.960 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 2>it was only a little diddy man.

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<v Speaker 6>It was almost bigger than him. But that's what Nick

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:02.879
<v Speaker 6>Kershaw had.

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<v Speaker 2>Sixteen minutes past eight, we're taking great stories today from

0:41:06.640 --> 0:41:08.400
<v Speaker 2>you on five topic Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's jump back to the lines.

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<v Speaker 16>Helen, Good morning, Good morning, Christian and all in there

0:41:13.200 --> 0:41:13.640
<v Speaker 16>this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Helen.

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<v Speaker 16>I'm good.

0:41:15.960 --> 0:41:16.400
<v Speaker 2>I meet a.

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<v Speaker 16>Famous person in the eighties and I didn't know who

0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:21.719
<v Speaker 16>he was until after I met him. Who was that

0:41:22.600 --> 0:41:23.960
<v Speaker 16>Steve Harris from Iron Maiden.

0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:26.480
<v Speaker 2>That's pretty cool. I don't think that. I mean, obviously

0:41:26.560 --> 0:41:28.880
<v Speaker 2>now Bruce with Iron Maiden, but I don't think do

0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:29.960
<v Speaker 2>you know what, I wouldn't be able to pick out

0:41:29.960 --> 0:41:31.840
<v Speaker 2>an identity line the rest of Iron Maiden.

0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:35.000
<v Speaker 16>Well, he was quite short, and he was with a

0:41:35.040 --> 0:41:37.040
<v Speaker 16>friend of ours who was in a heavy metal band

0:41:37.080 --> 0:41:39.759
<v Speaker 16>at the time, and they weren't in town touring, and

0:41:39.880 --> 0:41:42.719
<v Speaker 16>we were actually seeing Rose Taddo at a pub and

0:41:43.400 --> 0:41:45.680
<v Speaker 16>we walked up to the bar and Laurie said, oh,

0:41:45.760 --> 0:41:48.880
<v Speaker 16>this is my mate Steve, and we had drinks and

0:41:49.120 --> 0:41:51.200
<v Speaker 16>I had no idea who he was, and my husband said,

0:41:51.600 --> 0:41:53.520
<v Speaker 16>oh my god, that's Steve Harris and Iron Maiden, and

0:41:53.600 --> 0:41:54.760
<v Speaker 16>I went, oh, he's.

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<v Speaker 8>Really short, Helen.

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<v Speaker 6>Could I just ask you did at the washing up

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<v Speaker 6>or empty the dish? RuSHA right now is on?

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<v Speaker 16>No, I'm getting milk out of the fridge too.

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<v Speaker 6>I knew it something.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it was something.

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<v Speaker 6>There. There's a game, isn't there?

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<v Speaker 2>A people of chat says we've got to work out

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<v Speaker 2>what exactly are you doing in the background?

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<v Speaker 6>I lost that one.

0:42:10.960 --> 0:42:14.520
<v Speaker 2>Make you not that we should do that? Okay, background

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<v Speaker 2>distraction starts tomorrow on the show. He thanks a lot. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>have a good day mate, you too.

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<v Speaker 16>Bye bye.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's got a Tim now in Blackboone. Good morning Tim,

0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:26.960
<v Speaker 6>Good morning Christen, first time called good man, welcome to

0:42:27.000 --> 0:42:28.640
<v Speaker 6>the show. Thanks you coring and giving us a go.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, Okay. I used to drive a taxi and once

0:42:33.520 --> 0:42:36.759
<v Speaker 7>I picked up a small Italian looking girl from the

0:42:36.840 --> 0:42:39.320
<v Speaker 7>airport and I said ready been She said Sydney and

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:42.120
<v Speaker 7>I said work or play? She said no, it works.

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:42.640
<v Speaker 2>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 7>She said, I'm a singer. I said, oh, you're in

0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:45.800
<v Speaker 7>a band or something. And I looked at her and

0:42:45.840 --> 0:42:51.480
<v Speaker 7>it was Trina Arena and the other one very quickly.

0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:53.759
<v Speaker 7>I picked up a very refined lady. You took her

0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:57.319
<v Speaker 7>to a hospital, shosked me to wait, and she's coming

0:42:57.400 --> 0:42:59.480
<v Speaker 7>back out and she's walking towards me. I thought that's

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<v Speaker 7>Jack and the set, oh wow, And I didn't recognize

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:05.120
<v Speaker 7>her us. She sat next to me for the first

0:43:05.160 --> 0:43:06.040
<v Speaker 7>ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, Tim, you've got four here.

0:43:10.719 --> 0:43:12.160
<v Speaker 7>I asked her for a kiss on the cheek and

0:43:12.280 --> 0:43:13.920
<v Speaker 7>she said why And I said so I could tell

0:43:14.000 --> 0:43:16.439
<v Speaker 7>all my mate and she said, fair enough, I'm getting

0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:17.120
<v Speaker 7>a kiss on the tree.

0:43:18.920 --> 0:43:22.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Tim, it's a different time. Obviously, that was in

0:43:22.920 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 2>the sixteen hundreds there, Tim, thank you very much that

0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:31.080
<v Speaker 2>first time caller, not quite house trained, collective backside on

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<v Speaker 2>the shoulder.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sure you did.

0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:35.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I didn't many any harm but that, but

0:43:35.760 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 2>of course that isn't appropriate anymore rightly, So anyway, glad

0:43:38.600 --> 0:43:39.759
<v Speaker 2>we cleared that up thanks to that one.

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<v Speaker 5>Tim.

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<v Speaker 2>Susan, good morning, good morning, how are you? Yes, yes,

0:43:45.120 --> 0:43:48.600
<v Speaker 2>we're good. Susan back on track chatting to good old Susan.

0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Can I just ask if you called the show before

0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I did? Good stove, Okay, you've been through our extensive

0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:59.160
<v Speaker 2>called a training program. All right, suitsan, which one are

0:43:59.200 --> 0:43:59.839
<v Speaker 2>you calling in about?

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<v Speaker 13>Make trapped in a shower?

0:44:02.360 --> 0:44:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Actually trapped in a shower? How can you get trapped

0:44:05.000 --> 0:44:05.560
<v Speaker 2>in a shower?

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<v Speaker 13>Well, okay, set the scene. I had a broken leg,

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<v Speaker 13>so and it was in past, and I wanted.

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:12.960
<v Speaker 5>To have a shower.

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<v Speaker 14>So put the plastic bag over the past as you do.

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<v Speaker 13>Husband nicely puts the plastic chair in the shower for

0:44:19.719 --> 0:44:23.080
<v Speaker 13>me so I can sit down having a shower, ready

0:44:23.120 --> 0:44:23.640
<v Speaker 13>to get out.

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<v Speaker 18>Call out for him, no answer.

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<v Speaker 13>He'd gone out thinking I could get myself out of shower.

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<v Speaker 2>And I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 13>And every time I tried to attempt to stand up,

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:36.840
<v Speaker 13>the chair kept moving, and I'm like, I'm not doing this,

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:39.840
<v Speaker 13>So I end up with another broken Sit there and

0:44:39.960 --> 0:44:41.320
<v Speaker 13>sit there, and every now and again I had to

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<v Speaker 13>reput the hot water back on to keep.

0:44:44.120 --> 0:44:47.080
<v Speaker 6>This sound warm as a kind of watery clothing.

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<v Speaker 8>It was.

0:44:48.280 --> 0:44:49.920
<v Speaker 13>It was I thought I was literally going to a

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<v Speaker 13>watery grave here.

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<v Speaker 2>How long were you doing this?

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<v Speaker 13>Three and a half hours later, he like catually comes,

0:44:56.719 --> 0:45:06.920
<v Speaker 13>didn't He goes a certain periphon. Now I'm like, dude, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a brilliant one. Okay, Susan, thank you very much.

0:45:07.120 --> 0:45:11.080
<v Speaker 2>She called great story. Ah, this is so many funny

0:45:11.120 --> 0:45:12.239
<v Speaker 2>ones this morning. Thank you very much.

0:45:12.239 --> 0:45:13.480
<v Speaker 6>Everyone is trying to get through the.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 2>Three five to twoesday on the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show

0:45:20.280 --> 0:45:22.400
<v Speaker 2>on Gone one, I four point three. We can squeeze

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:24.600
<v Speaker 2>in two last calls. Then we got the tough job

0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:27.920
<v Speaker 2>today because all the calls have been fantastic. On five

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<v Speaker 2>Top of Tuesday. For these Queen with Adam Lambert tickets, Lachlan,

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<v Speaker 2>good morning, Hello, Hello, I am welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 12>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>What have you got for us? I means stuck in something? Apparently?

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah?

0:45:40.760 --> 0:45:43.800
<v Speaker 9>It was they got stuck in a charity, Ben, stuck

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<v Speaker 9>in a charity Ben?

0:45:44.760 --> 0:45:46.040
<v Speaker 2>How do you get stuck in one of those you

0:45:46.120 --> 0:45:46.440
<v Speaker 2>fall in?

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>No, I sold.

0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:50.919
<v Speaker 10>My mum was throwing in some of the second hand goods,

0:45:51.680 --> 0:45:53.640
<v Speaker 10>as you do, and she had the keys in her

0:45:53.719 --> 0:45:57.319
<v Speaker 10>hand and let them go and straight away she's looked

0:45:57.360 --> 0:45:59.360
<v Speaker 10>at me and my sister standing there. I said no,

0:45:59.440 --> 0:46:07.080
<v Speaker 10>you know, like in her smaller and she's looked at

0:46:07.120 --> 0:46:09.200
<v Speaker 10>me and said no, she might get stuck so instantly

0:46:09.200 --> 0:46:11.080
<v Speaker 10>I knew the pecking order as well in the family,

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<v Speaker 10>which is.

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<v Speaker 5>So mum gives you a leg up because the doors

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<v Speaker 5>are quite high on those charity yeah yeah yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 10>They open in the way. So once she helped me

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<v Speaker 10>by the legs and then to let me go, which

0:46:24.960 --> 0:46:25.680
<v Speaker 10>is I wasn't.

0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:34.560
<v Speaker 7>Expecting hit the bottom, ended up retrieving.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're scrabbling around in other people's second and like

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<v Speaker 2>shoes underpants. To me, what a horrible bullpit.

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<v Speaker 16>That is?

0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:54.960
<v Speaker 2>That is great, my friend, really really funny. All right,

0:46:55.239 --> 0:46:57.960
<v Speaker 2>stay there, stay there, all right. Squeeze in one more

0:46:59.239 --> 0:47:04.600
<v Speaker 2>the games where he stuck to background distractions. Hey, Joanne, Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>what were you doing then? Ice skating?

0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:10.440
<v Speaker 17>No, not ice skating. I have a secret stash of

0:47:10.719 --> 0:47:14.480
<v Speaker 17>ice cream that I hide from my kids in the

0:47:14.600 --> 0:47:18.040
<v Speaker 17>pea packet in the freezer because they always eat all

0:47:18.080 --> 0:47:20.719
<v Speaker 17>of the ice cream and I'm over it, given it.

0:47:21.160 --> 0:47:23.319
<v Speaker 17>I always go to the tub and there's never any left.

0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:25.040
<v Speaker 17>So I buy my own small.

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<v Speaker 15>Tub and I hide it in the peas.

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<v Speaker 17>In the pea packet.

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<v Speaker 2>That's hilarious. This is why I'm hiding chocolate my own

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:33.040
<v Speaker 2>houses from the kids. Otherwise They're just like a plague

0:47:33.080 --> 0:47:37.719
<v Speaker 2>of locusts. They take anything nice.

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<v Speaker 13>Everything, all the time the time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it, Johanne, I totally understand. You carry on, fight

0:47:46.120 --> 0:47:48.440
<v Speaker 2>the good fight, all right. Who are we giving these

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<v Speaker 2>Queen tickets to?

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<v Speaker 6>It's got to be, hasn't it again?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey you're back.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you've got the tickets.

0:47:56.000 --> 0:47:56.920
<v Speaker 7>Really awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, honestly, we we had we had in a mine.

0:48:00.000 --> 0:48:01.960
<v Speaker 2>Mean's given them away to another caller, but you came

0:48:02.040 --> 0:48:04.960
<v Speaker 2>along and that was such a brilliant story, so well

0:48:05.080 --> 0:48:07.600
<v Speaker 2>told you deserve the tickets to go and see Queen

0:48:07.640 --> 0:48:08.879
<v Speaker 2>with Adam Lambert next year.

0:48:09.080 --> 0:48:10.960
<v Speaker 10>Oh that's awesome, Thanks so much.

0:48:11.200 --> 0:48:13.920
<v Speaker 6>Hey, listen, you really job, but that is a great story. Honestly,

0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:14.680
<v Speaker 6>there are so many things.

0:48:14.760 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Actually made a note here as well when you said

0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:18.759
<v Speaker 2>that you tried to offer up your sister before you.

0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:21.840
<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow's show will be dedicated to stories when we have

0:48:22.000 --> 0:48:24.279
<v Speaker 2>not been a hero. I've got loads of them. Not

0:48:24.360 --> 0:48:30.360
<v Speaker 2>a brave man anyone else here can do, not a superhero.

0:48:30.840 --> 0:48:34.040
<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, listen, great story, Thanks so much for

0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 2>calling you, mate. I'm sorry we couldn't give every single

0:48:38.320 --> 0:48:40.080
<v Speaker 2>call we've had today. In an ideal world, I will

0:48:40.120 --> 0:48:41.600
<v Speaker 2>because they've all been outstanding. It's one of the best

0:48:41.640 --> 0:48:43.960
<v Speaker 2>calls we've ever had since doing this feature and we

0:48:44.040 --> 0:48:46.840
<v Speaker 2>started one hundred and seventy five shows ago. Thank you

0:48:46.960 --> 0:48:49.000
<v Speaker 2>very much more Queen tickets tomorrow morning.

0:48:49.080 --> 0:48:52.600
<v Speaker 1>On's show, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one

0:48:52.680 --> 0:48:53.560
<v Speaker 1>oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday for lunchdow and met a very nice guy, lovely, charming,

0:48:58.120 --> 0:49:01.840
<v Speaker 2>intelligent man. Sean Carliff. Got to know him because on

0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:03.920
<v Speaker 2>his TV show. I think he's on in a couple

0:49:03.920 --> 0:49:07.440
<v Speaker 2>of his time. It's back on Channel nine my generation,

0:49:08.000 --> 0:49:10.160
<v Speaker 2>and we got really well and it says show and

0:49:10.200 --> 0:49:12.120
<v Speaker 2>he's great on there, and Andy Lee's back as well

0:49:12.160 --> 0:49:13.280
<v Speaker 2>as one of the team captains.

0:49:13.640 --> 0:49:15.279
<v Speaker 6>And he said, well, let's go out for lunch.

0:49:15.320 --> 0:49:18.759
<v Speaker 2>So he did text me exactly where it was but

0:49:18.920 --> 0:49:22.440
<v Speaker 2>sometimes yeah Russian, not growing in the detail, And thought,

0:49:22.520 --> 0:49:24.440
<v Speaker 2>I know Melbourne, you know it's my city now I've

0:49:24.440 --> 0:49:26.000
<v Speaker 2>been here almost eleven months. I know there's a go

0:49:26.160 --> 0:49:29.040
<v Speaker 2>back of my hands. So he gave me a Japanese

0:49:29.040 --> 0:49:34.040
<v Speaker 2>restaurant to meet him at midday Saki sarki Japanese place.

0:49:34.560 --> 0:49:36.800
<v Speaker 2>What's the right way to pronounce it? The joint is

0:49:36.800 --> 0:49:40.160
<v Speaker 2>the drink Saki, especially a nice Japanese restaurant, right, And

0:49:40.320 --> 0:49:43.600
<v Speaker 2>he did say, hey, ma, hall, I jumping uber here

0:49:43.760 --> 0:49:46.520
<v Speaker 2>and I just say it's Sarki and he goes, oh,

0:49:47.040 --> 0:49:49.839
<v Speaker 2>you mean the one down there Flinders who went Yep,

0:49:50.080 --> 0:49:52.400
<v Speaker 2>that's the place. He said, Saki. Because that's what I

0:49:52.440 --> 0:49:55.080
<v Speaker 2>couldn't even bothered. It would have taken me three seconds

0:49:55.120 --> 0:49:56.560
<v Speaker 2>to get up his text to see it to check.

0:49:56.600 --> 0:49:59.840
<v Speaker 2>Why bother? Because I know where I'm going. I know Melbourne, Okay,

0:50:00.880 --> 0:50:02.879
<v Speaker 2>I get there. I go to the lady, I'm here

0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:05.360
<v Speaker 2>for lunch with Sean mccarliff. I said he might be

0:50:05.400 --> 0:50:10.799
<v Speaker 2>under another name. She goes, mister Simon. Yeah, why did

0:50:11.560 --> 0:50:13.520
<v Speaker 2>because she said that's the only book and they had,

0:50:13.600 --> 0:50:14.919
<v Speaker 2>so I thought that's his name.

0:50:15.200 --> 0:50:17.160
<v Speaker 6>You know, last week we found out Shane.

0:50:17.000 --> 0:50:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Crawford uses dork diglick, a great distinctive like Father Christmas

0:50:25.000 --> 0:50:26.799
<v Speaker 2>of a manager in the White Hair and the White Man.

0:50:26.840 --> 0:50:29.680
<v Speaker 2>He's like a tall, famous lighthouse wandering around.

0:50:29.760 --> 0:50:31.239
<v Speaker 5>But do you think he has to give fake name

0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:32.000
<v Speaker 5>every time he books?

0:50:32.239 --> 0:50:35.400
<v Speaker 2>As I found out Jack, No, So I'm there waiting

0:50:35.600 --> 0:50:39.759
<v Speaker 2>for mister Simon right after ten minutes there's no one there.

0:50:39.840 --> 0:50:43.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm just alone. I've ordered a drink and then I

0:50:43.560 --> 0:50:47.480
<v Speaker 2>text Sean, going are you checked in a because no,

0:50:47.800 --> 0:50:50.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm here and my own name. Where are you? I

0:50:50.719 --> 0:50:54.120
<v Speaker 2>then go and wander around, wander into the toilets. There's

0:50:54.200 --> 0:50:56.000
<v Speaker 2>no one there. I'm the only person. Then I say

0:50:56.040 --> 0:50:59.600
<v Speaker 2>the lady, is there another restaurant? She went, yeah, there's

0:50:59.600 --> 0:51:02.439
<v Speaker 2>noother one. Hey, Hall went, oh god, he did say

0:51:03.040 --> 0:51:04.160
<v Speaker 2>how far has that LUs?

0:51:04.239 --> 0:51:05.040
<v Speaker 6>Fifteen minutes?

0:51:05.400 --> 0:51:07.200
<v Speaker 2>I said, I guess getting a TAXI don'e got the

0:51:07.280 --> 0:51:08.560
<v Speaker 2>vegan protesters all shut down.

0:51:08.560 --> 0:51:11.200
<v Speaker 6>You're gonna have to walk there. I have to jog

0:51:11.719 --> 0:51:13.880
<v Speaker 6>to go and see mister so and.

0:51:13.960 --> 0:51:17.080
<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm like, I hate being late. But anyway,

0:51:17.160 --> 0:51:19.680
<v Speaker 2>as I fly out there, the lady comes shouts down

0:51:19.680 --> 0:51:23.120
<v Speaker 2>the street. You're gonna come back and pay, she said,

0:51:23.160 --> 0:51:24.760
<v Speaker 2>sticking on mister Simon's account.

0:51:25.120 --> 0:51:28.960
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

0:51:28.840 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 6>Three yesterday, I broke a rule.

0:51:32.000 --> 0:51:36.839
<v Speaker 2>We all know, your comfy, oversized inside clothes. You don't

0:51:36.880 --> 0:51:38.439
<v Speaker 2>take them outside of the outside world.

0:51:38.840 --> 0:51:41.280
<v Speaker 5>You can take the bins out. How Fun's fine?

0:51:41.440 --> 0:51:44.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but getting in the car got into a public

0:51:44.120 --> 0:51:48.719
<v Speaker 2>place or a supermarket. No, I broke it yesterday felt bad.

0:51:48.760 --> 0:51:50.920
<v Speaker 2>I feel terrible today. But I was in a desperate situation.

0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:52.960
<v Speaker 5>Were you wearing the ug booths we gave you?

0:51:53.520 --> 0:51:53.560
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:51:53.920 --> 0:51:56.839
<v Speaker 2>I still I put them someone because I couldn't take

0:51:56.880 --> 0:51:58.200
<v Speaker 2>them where I was going on Friday.

0:51:58.400 --> 0:51:59.200
<v Speaker 5>I didn't like them.

0:51:59.360 --> 0:52:02.120
<v Speaker 2>No I do no, No, I never do that. No,

0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:03.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to wear them, but I have a chance

0:52:03.760 --> 0:52:05.719
<v Speaker 2>to take the mom yet I will. I'm looking forward

0:52:05.800 --> 0:52:10.800
<v Speaker 2>with them. And I was only confused, as an English

0:52:10.840 --> 0:52:12.680
<v Speaker 2>gentleman about the correct way. Which do you wear a

0:52:12.800 --> 0:52:16.239
<v Speaker 2>sock inside them? Or is the the sock good question?

0:52:16.320 --> 0:52:18.000
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's a big sock so you can

0:52:18.080 --> 0:52:19.680
<v Speaker 2>go bare feet inside. And then are they not going

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<v Speaker 2>to thug up the smell? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>True, I'm too nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm anxious at the moment. I've got anxiety. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I a couple of the lights of blowing in the

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<v Speaker 2>in the toilet and everyone was moaning, and my wife went,

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<v Speaker 2>I told you did this last week. As I've been busy.

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<v Speaker 2>I go now, And it was like half eight in

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<v Speaker 2>the evening. So I've got in the car and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>literally in my comfy clothes, but I just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>my inside clothes.

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<v Speaker 6>I have to go down there to get a light bulb.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, good luck trying to find the right light bulb

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<v Speaker 2>these days, because there are over two thousand light bulbs,

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<v Speaker 2>aren't they They're not just screwing all the bane at once.

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<v Speaker 2>Lumens are out their head, there is a lumin Suddenly

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<v Speaker 2>we went from wattage to lumens. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 2>what a lumine is. It sounds like an Australian deadly animal.

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<v Speaker 2>Be careful the lumins as well. They're get you out

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<v Speaker 2>of Wilson's prompt.

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<v Speaker 5>So did you take your the one that was busted? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>but you're still ye.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like looking for Cinderetta. Try to put it on

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<v Speaker 2>the ugly sisters. You look a bit like, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess if I twisted the end off of what you are,

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<v Speaker 2>I could shove it in. But I'm taking something which

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<v Speaker 2>has got two prongs. You know those kitcheny ones now

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<v Speaker 2>and tall at ones. They can't just have a screw

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<v Speaker 2>in or bane at one. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm worried your house is too posh fit.

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<v Speaker 2>For this rental, But what is that? It's like a bug.

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<v Speaker 5>He's passed me the photo. I have honestly never seen that.

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<v Speaker 5>It looks like a small point.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, has the mega wall wards at high which has

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<v Speaker 2>got twenty two aisles of just about everything. It had

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<v Speaker 2>three different aisles or different bulbs.

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<v Speaker 5>Not that thing that looks special order. That's the problem

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<v Speaker 5>with posh houses everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do I go to find that?

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<v Speaker 4>Go to Bunnings help you this?

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<v Speaker 2>Just thought it might be a common one. It looks

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<v Speaker 2>like some kind of electric metallic bug, doesn't it with

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<v Speaker 2>neg sticking out?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it looks like a mini taser.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you need to go to like a lighting shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, yep, And we don't need that in a line,

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<v Speaker 2>So we have to go to the specialist shop. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna have to. I've got the photo to

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<v Speaker 2>show people. Have you got anything that looks like this? No,

0:54:24.040 --> 0:54:25.800
<v Speaker 2>I've got the photo. And just because I thought you

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<v Speaker 2>two might know, it's a classic, A one fifty put

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<v Speaker 2>up with the dark. Do you know what? It's easier

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<v Speaker 2>to go down the coles and a bottom of this

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<v Speaker 2>road in Richmond. I'll get some candles.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one Oh, four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Alright, Easter holidays are here every single day this week

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<v Speaker 2>on the outword time wast We got a family pass

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<v Speaker 2>to go to the Cabarety Easter picnic and egg hunt

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<v Speaker 2>and at Werribee Park.

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<v Speaker 6>Patsy goes this every year.

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<v Speaker 2>Just under half a million delicious Cabery Easter eggs are hidden.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 5>I looked up the record that sounds so huge. The

0:55:01.280 --> 0:55:05.040
<v Speaker 5>record is five hundred and one thousand eggs in one

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<v Speaker 5>Easter caunt. So if they put a few thousand more in,

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<v Speaker 5>they could be in the Guinness World Record.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, come on Cambray's and where I mean pull the

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<v Speaker 2>old finger out?

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<v Speaker 6>All right? So we're today is that worth time waste?

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<v Speaker 2>Today is national currency to day and we're looking for

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<v Speaker 2>your celebrity currencies. I've got dollar bill, Murray, dollar bill, Murray,

0:55:27.440 --> 0:55:32.720
<v Speaker 2>rupee grint. That's good, ye rupee grint.

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<v Speaker 6>But Simpson.

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<v Speaker 3>The Thai Bard, Yeah you got it, yen Folds five,

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<v Speaker 3>yen Folds five, and Barney Rubel barneye Rubyl.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon. I might just ride out of here now

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<v Speaker 2>pick up the show after Easter. Okay, what have you

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<v Speaker 2>got them? Celebrity currencies?

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<v Speaker 5>Deutsche Mark Wahlberg.

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<v Speaker 19>Yes, sounds like one of his movies as well, Deutschemark,

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<v Speaker 19>Christina agu lera smooth. I was trying to say hard

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<v Speaker 19>with Yenny Yeah, yeah, Old it's Ben Cousins or Yen Cousins.

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<v Speaker 5>I got Yenny Loggins.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenny Loggins is great. I hope there is an impersonator

0:56:22.360 --> 0:56:25.919
<v Speaker 2>or a trip hat cool Yenny Loggins. I'm gonna google

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<v Speaker 2>that right now, find out All right, then that's this

0:56:28.200 --> 0:56:29.719
<v Speaker 2>Mornings one. If we can do that, I'm sure he

0:56:29.800 --> 0:56:33.879
<v Speaker 2>can do even better. So we're looking for your celebrity currencies.

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<v Speaker 2>Best one we get to get a family pass out

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<v Speaker 2>to Werbury Park for the big Easter egg hunt. Texting

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<v Speaker 2>now then celebrity currencies Oh four seven five O three

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<v Speaker 2>one oh four three. Text number for them is O

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<v Speaker 2>four seven five O three one oh four three. Were

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<v Speaker 2>mark them in ten minutes time?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 2>Three, Tom Petti, I won't back down God one oh

0:56:56.760 --> 0:56:59.319
<v Speaker 2>four point three. Come on, it's to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Today's at work time waster celebrity currencies for.

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<v Speaker 6>Grabs end This looks brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got kids over Easter family pass to go to

0:57:08.320 --> 0:57:11.560
<v Speaker 2>the Cambury Easter egg picnic and egg out at Werribee

0:57:11.640 --> 0:57:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Park on Good Friday. Sean Coinery cried start gold bangstraight

0:57:19.560 --> 0:57:25.360
<v Speaker 2>into it. Thank you, Sammy Arnold Schwartzer Nickel gold, Robert

0:57:26.880 --> 0:57:34.240
<v Speaker 2>Dia Miro, Robert di Miro, Donald Trump Pence silver plus

0:57:34.440 --> 0:57:37.440
<v Speaker 2>yea eureque Iglesias.

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<v Speaker 5>What's the what's the currency are euro?

0:57:42.280 --> 0:57:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Bronze, Brad Bitcoin? That's really smart gold, very good.

0:57:51.000 --> 0:57:54.280
<v Speaker 2>Luke and Noose's back, he's layoff there. Great seeing about

0:57:54.320 --> 0:57:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Luke uh dollar.

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<v Speaker 6>Parton Silvil plus Bernie don Henley.

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<v Speaker 5>Gold because.

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<v Speaker 2>Show Lord number one, Kim Card, Kim Card Cashian oh yeah, silver,

0:58:18.400 --> 0:58:27.479
<v Speaker 2>Don David and Mill Park Nicole Cage silver handle Mint

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<v Speaker 2>Eastward silver plus. Russell Kroner.

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<v Speaker 6>That's great, that's really smart gold plus.

0:58:36.160 --> 0:58:38.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Glenn Bundora. Okay, who's getting the big family pass

0:58:38.960 --> 0:58:39.760
<v Speaker 2>to gout to where we part?

0:58:39.840 --> 0:58:41.440
<v Speaker 5>Russell Kroner, Russell.

0:58:41.200 --> 0:58:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Kroner, Glenn n Bundora, You're the winner. Well done.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

0:58:47.440 --> 0:58:49.000
<v Speaker 1>point three so early one.

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<v Speaker 2>We just gave away tickets to go to the Easter.

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<v Speaker 2>I cahn't out at where we part, which sounds great fun.

0:58:54.560 --> 0:58:57.080
<v Speaker 2>We're talking that today on the show about the pressure

0:58:57.120 --> 0:58:59.840
<v Speaker 2>that parents face to do all these activities with the kids.

0:59:00.360 --> 0:59:02.520
<v Speaker 2>You must have done some with Ordie. We're a best intention.

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<v Speaker 2>You think is me a great day and it's just

0:59:04.760 --> 0:59:06.440
<v Speaker 2>an absolute nightmare.

0:59:06.680 --> 0:59:11.200
<v Speaker 4>It's usually in Melbourne. It's whether weather related, like it's poured.

0:59:11.000 --> 0:59:13.320
<v Speaker 6>Rain, got to go somewhere indoors freezing, or.

0:59:13.400 --> 0:59:17.520
<v Speaker 4>She's developed gastro halfway through the day. Or those indoor

0:59:17.640 --> 0:59:20.040
<v Speaker 4>child you know those indoor play centers.

0:59:20.320 --> 0:59:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the ballpits and you got to

0:59:23.040 --> 0:59:25.880
<v Speaker 2>crawl through and find them and stuff like that. There's

0:59:25.920 --> 0:59:28.200
<v Speaker 2>other dads going the other way, go through that netting

0:59:28.280 --> 0:59:30.680
<v Speaker 2>and stuff like that, slipping horrible. The worst thing we

0:59:30.800 --> 0:59:32.720
<v Speaker 2>ever took them to was about two years ago to

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<v Speaker 2>a place called kid Zania. Sounds good though, Oh yeah,

0:59:38.200 --> 0:59:38.920
<v Speaker 2>sounds great.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm storing I'm never going to be the same because

0:59:41.120 --> 0:59:42.200
<v Speaker 6>of what happened at kid Zania.

0:59:42.320 --> 0:59:42.840
<v Speaker 4>What happened?

0:59:43.000 --> 0:59:45.280
<v Speaker 2>Let me just tell you the idea. Doesn't it sound like, no, thanks,

0:59:45.320 --> 0:59:48.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to go in that place. What if

0:59:48.160 --> 0:59:50.320
<v Speaker 2>the world is run by kids, not a good idea.

0:59:50.360 --> 0:59:53.640
<v Speaker 2>They're terrible little people at times, so they misbehave. That's

0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:59.400
<v Speaker 2>what this was an underground plate nightmare of kids running

0:59:59.400 --> 1:00:03.240
<v Speaker 2>the cante, kids running a hospital, kids in charge of

1:00:03.280 --> 1:00:05.960
<v Speaker 2>the whole place. You drop your kids off there and

1:00:06.040 --> 1:00:09.760
<v Speaker 2>they take on jobs and actually run the place. So

1:00:09.880 --> 1:00:11.960
<v Speaker 2>there's a que round the block because the little you know,

1:00:12.080 --> 1:00:14.440
<v Speaker 2>some little eleven year old doesn't know how to work

1:00:14.480 --> 1:00:20.400
<v Speaker 2>the tail and stuff like this, and they're worst day

1:00:20.480 --> 1:00:21.400
<v Speaker 2>of our lives. Kids.

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<v Speaker 6>You honestly, it was just awful.

1:00:23.640 --> 1:00:25.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't believe it exists here as a proposition for

1:00:25.800 --> 1:00:26.760
<v Speaker 2>children anything.

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<v Speaker 5>What is it about kids that they love pretending to

1:00:29.520 --> 1:00:32.960
<v Speaker 5>do jobs? Because we went to the virtual reality place

1:00:33.080 --> 1:00:34.640
<v Speaker 5>in the city. Yeah, you can play it, you can

1:00:34.680 --> 1:00:36.680
<v Speaker 5>buy zombies, you can do archery, you can do.

1:00:36.920 --> 1:00:40.560
<v Speaker 2>The kinds of brand new brave frontiers. What in my

1:00:40.760 --> 1:00:42.520
<v Speaker 2>fourteen year old teenager decide to do?

1:00:43.040 --> 1:00:45.880
<v Speaker 5>She did job simulator so she can work in an

1:00:45.920 --> 1:00:49.920
<v Speaker 5>office and send emails and sign the office birthday can.

1:00:50.040 --> 1:00:53.320
<v Speaker 2>As she was organizing, someone was leaving. She organized the

1:00:53.440 --> 1:00:55.760
<v Speaker 2>signing of their car. They went pay quite a lot

1:00:55.800 --> 1:00:56.960
<v Speaker 2>few education.

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<v Speaker 1>Please Oho Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 2>What a week of announcements. Yesterday it was Queen with

1:01:07.680 --> 1:01:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Adam Lambert coming to Australian tourning this time Russell Morris.

1:01:13.400 --> 1:01:17.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, we should all go. Russell Morris Official Black

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<v Speaker 2>and Blue Heart album launch Wednesday, April the twenty fourth

1:01:21.120 --> 1:01:23.440
<v Speaker 2>at the ESPY, which is amazing now have you seen it?

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<v Speaker 2>Tickets go on sale now through Moshtis to go and

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<v Speaker 2>see Russell Morris launch his brand new album, Black and

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<v Speaker 2>Blue Heart Wednesday, April the twenty fourth at the sb

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<v Speaker 2>Tickets are on sale right now through Moshticks Get them.

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<v Speaker 6>Why do you can the.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian who Connall Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 6>That is it for us.

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<v Speaker 2>We are back tomorrow morning. More chances you go and

1:01:47.240 --> 1:01:50.200
<v Speaker 2>see Queen with Adam Lambert. You can win your tickets tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't go and sound till next Monday. Apparently it's

1:01:52.680 --> 1:01:56.320
<v Speaker 2>a gu ten That light bulb I couldn't identify, how

1:01:56.480 --> 1:01:56.919
<v Speaker 2>so much?

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<v Speaker 4>Where do you get them?

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<v Speaker 2>I had no idea actually, just gonna under the streets,

1:02:00.680 --> 1:02:02.800
<v Speaker 2>going down Swan Street in a bite, just stopping stranger

1:02:02.840 --> 1:02:04.440
<v Speaker 2>and going Okay, have you got a gu spared? G

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<v Speaker 2>U ten on you all right? Title of today's show

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<v Speaker 2>is mister Simon. Tomorrow on the show, we're looking for

1:02:10.480 --> 1:02:13.320
<v Speaker 2>stories about not a hero and we might trial our

1:02:13.400 --> 1:02:17.920
<v Speaker 2>brand new game background distractions. Huggies coming up next. Have

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<v Speaker 2>a great day, thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Quick Days from six Melbourne's

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<v Speaker 1>Gold one oh four point three