Speaker 1: Is it just.
Speaker 2: Stood a couple of mitches?
Speaker 3: Hello you bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: Did you know this? And Apple has the same caffeine
Speaker 2: as a full one shot coffee?
Speaker 4: Bullshit, he's serious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in a good God. Now, what is it
Speaker 2: that says there is no caffeine in our Mitch, Julie
Speaker 2: and Mitchell Coops? Hello you you? Oh Mitchell?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Damn trod on Mitchell Coops to start? Sorry, sorry, hello
Speaker 2: you that don't fake it now, I know you're faking.
Speaker 4: I am a bit nacket. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: You're good though. You've got the concealer on you. I
Speaker 2: can see you. You're old, old up.
Speaker 4: You know you're not supposed to notice the concealer. Damn
Speaker 4: it if I caked it on a bit like your.
Speaker 2: Reese with a spoon, I'm jan Anison on the fucking
Speaker 2: Morning Show. The amount of lights we have in here
Speaker 2: is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: And I'm an oily girl. I need all the all
Speaker 4: the bloody powder I can get.
Speaker 2: Why are you well? What's wrong? While you're tired? Sleep? Well?
Speaker 4: Well, no, it's just that you've dragged us in here
Speaker 4: earlier than normal. I don't think I've ever been in
Speaker 4: this studio in the am.
Speaker 2: Oh, what time is it's early?
Speaker 4: We're doing the breakfast shift today, we are. We dragged
Speaker 4: us into the studio extra early because he was doing
Speaker 4: an interview with Chapel Row.
Speaker 2: Yes, she canceled on you, didn't she. Yeah, she canceled
Speaker 2: because she's she's feeling anxious, she's overwhelmed with the fame
Speaker 2: and fortune of it all.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was surprised that she even agreed to an interview.
Speaker 4: I thought she was laying low for a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, peeling back the onion. What's that fucking saying?
Speaker 4: I don't know, peeling back the layers, peeling back.
Speaker 2: Pulling back the foreskin. What is it?
Speaker 4: Isn't it just peeling back the layers?
Speaker 2: Price keeper, Jenna? What am I thinking of?
Speaker 4: Well, just finished your sentence and I'll try and tell
Speaker 4: you what you think.
Speaker 2: She's canceled twice now pulling back the curtain breaking correct? Yeah,
Speaker 2: chin smash, Yeah, she canceled twice and up just third
Speaker 2: times a charm, So I made you all. We spoke
Speaker 2: about it. We agreed that we'd come in early to
Speaker 2: do the podcast because.
Speaker 4: You were meant to be interviewing her at the normal
Speaker 4: time that we would do the podcast. Correct, And fuck,
Speaker 4: it's hard to get a parking spot here in the morning.
Speaker 4: It's just run out.
Speaker 2: Actually, did it really parking?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you need to go with bang now? I don't have
Speaker 4: to duck downstairs and renewmer parking at the meter. It's
Speaker 4: just on a website. Oh and it's got to countdown time.
Speaker 4: It literally just hit zero. Yeah, and I can only
Speaker 4: get a half hour spot, So every fucking half hour
Speaker 4: I'm refreshing this thing.
Speaker 2: Wait, you have to do it every thirty minutes.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just gonna move your car and we
Speaker 2: can because we're on a podcast right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: True, good point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're talking all right.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, let's incorporate it everything. Hey, Siri,
Speaker 2: start a time after thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: No, it's got a time we're on here for me.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, all right, Well, Sia's gonna pop up in
Speaker 2: it and.
Speaker 4: Shout out to the city of Sydney. I'm loving this upgrade.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's all over the news because the
Speaker 2: city of Sydney where the Coke Pepsi Palace is. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's they've now changed all their parking meters to there's
Speaker 2: no screen. It's just a tap, you tap your phone,
Speaker 2: do it on your phone.
Speaker 4: And it suits me because I don't have to run downstairs.
Speaker 2: But there's no coins and there's nothing better than get
Speaker 2: scooping up the coins from your cup holder in your
Speaker 2: car and filling up an extra couple hours with coins
Speaker 2: you'd otherwise not even touch.
Speaker 4: And what's the last time you had a coin on
Speaker 4: your person?
Speaker 2: We'll see in la.
Speaker 4: He is in and out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well this year I have been in and out.
Speaker 2: I'm going September two as we'll be back in. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and just for to be in currently I'm you know,
Speaker 2: out and you put the only do coins you can't
Speaker 2: tap so you get the lug coins around. Yeah. As
Speaker 2: someone who lives in both cities, I'm just used to it.
Speaker 4: That seems so behind the times. It's like every city
Speaker 4: in Australia, maybe not every capital city, but most of
Speaker 4: the big players Brizzy, Sydney, Perth, when you go on
Speaker 4: public transport you can just tap your debit card or
Speaker 4: even your Apple pay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Melbourne doesn't have that. Yeah, even Cambra has it, and
Speaker 4: Melbourne doesn't. I'm like, yep with the Times Melbourne. What
Speaker 4: the fuck Melbourne, Mike.
Speaker 2: Car Oh, Melbourne's this city of trams too, you'd think
Speaker 2: they would have it well. In La. The cool thing
Speaker 2: about it is you put the coins in and then
Speaker 2: it's got a little green light that just turns on
Speaker 2: and goes green, and then it says, you know, twenty
Speaker 2: five minutes left, but you can't take the money with
Speaker 2: you once you're done. Say you put in twenty five
Speaker 2: minutes and you're only there for five, you leave. So
Speaker 2: the best thrill driving around LA is looking for the
Speaker 2: meters that degree, because then you get three parking. It's
Speaker 2: kind of cool.
Speaker 4: Look, I'll show you my laptop. I've just renewed it
Speaker 4: twenty nine minutes until I have to renew it again.
Speaker 4: But I don't have him to go anyway.
Speaker 2: Out on the company or a kidiot. Yes, fair enough,
Speaker 2: I'm going to hold my tooth from talking on this
Speaker 2: fucking show. Can I claim that back?
Speaker 4: Technically you could?
Speaker 2: I guess where's the line? Like, we both have severely
Speaker 2: hurt in the head. Should we claim our therapy from
Speaker 2: this show?
Speaker 4: The thought has crossed my mind. I'm pretty sure I
Speaker 4: asked my accountant once, can I claim therapy on tax? Yeah,
Speaker 4: because let's be fucking real, let's work in true stress. Yeah,
Speaker 4: directly in line with my employment. But no, she said no.
Speaker 2: When I interviewed Michelle Vessage from Rapports drag Race, I
Speaker 2: asked her what she could claim insane because her work
Speaker 2: is to be that dolt up. So she claims like
Speaker 2: stick on nails, the hair, all the makeup, all the dress.
Speaker 4: So I claim this concealer. You can see under my eyes.
Speaker 2: Wo there's a hack. I'm too lazy for that ship.
Speaker 2: I could claim so much.
Speaker 4: It took me a while to get in the habit
Speaker 4: of like take a photo up the docket side and
Speaker 4: an email or something that is something you've got a
Speaker 4: down pattern.
Speaker 2: Good at pulling back the foreskin. As that famous site goes,
Speaker 2: mitchal is like, so anal well with your like receipt
Speaker 2: keeping me when we do things for the show, mitches
Speaker 2: like keep the receipts, send me a foot on the docket.
Speaker 4: Yea, I love the word docket docket.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did your parents ever call them shopper dockets?
Speaker 4: Probably?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 2: And remember when the petrol vouch was on the bottom
Speaker 2: of the shopper docket and your mum would have like
Speaker 2: a wad of shopper dockets.
Speaker 4: And you can you could remember when you could stall
Speaker 4: like the petrol Eagle Boys pizza, yes, yes, no, but
Speaker 4: the petrol.
Speaker 3: So the liquor store thing, yeah, the.
Speaker 2: Two for one yeah yeah, McLaren vale shade. Well remember
Speaker 2: it was like four cents off per liter with your petrol,
Speaker 2: but if you had like three, you could do like
Speaker 2: twelve cents off. And then they're like, actually, no, that's
Speaker 2: not happened.
Speaker 4: It all adds up. But it does sound like a
Speaker 4: lot of admin for four cents.
Speaker 2: Then is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But is that checkout at a service station in the
Speaker 2: wild fucking West. I go up and I pay for
Speaker 2: my petrol, and I think that's all I'm going to get,
Speaker 2: and they're like, hey, if you boost bar, you'll get
Speaker 2: one cent off a leader, and if you add a
Speaker 2: crunchy that expires tomorrow, we'll chuck in a morrow and
Speaker 2: we'll also pump up the air in your tires. I'm like,
Speaker 2: is this above board? Like there's no law at the
Speaker 2: checkout of a service station. They're riding things with sharpie
Speaker 2: they're like three dollars for a picnic?
Speaker 4: Do you fall for it? Though?
Speaker 2: Every time?
Speaker 4: Ye See, I'm good at just being like Nanna, because
Speaker 4: that boost is gonna set me back in the long run,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 2: But they sell it as cheaper petrol, But then you
Speaker 2: actually end up paying the price for the price of
Speaker 2: the boot. I'm an idiot for I've got so much
Speaker 2: extra chewing gum because I'm like, I'm saving money on petrol.
Speaker 4: They used to always try and get us to up
Speaker 4: sell things at macas, like, oh, when they get to
Speaker 4: the window at the drive through, say do you want
Speaker 4: to add a hash brown for a dollar fifty? But
Speaker 4: my fear of rejection, I just would never try and
Speaker 4: upsell for fear of them saying no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but people are used to it. That's like you
Speaker 2: got a cotton on.
Speaker 4: Fuck it if you work a panda for four dollars.
Speaker 2: Pull your head in pet Like, did you know that
Speaker 2: sugar guiders are on the brink of extinction?
Speaker 4: With your shorts that we made in a sweatshop, A lovely.
Speaker 2: Two year old old girl made them. You can save
Speaker 2: the sugar guide as if you buy a tote bag
Speaker 2: pack of mint five dollars. Hey, have you ever thought
Speaker 2: about getting a frisbee? Cotton branded Frisbee? It goes to UNICEF.
Speaker 2: The one thing that I love at Cottona is the
Speaker 2: one dollar waters. I love them. I don't think I've
Speaker 2: ever seen you want a cold water for one dollar?
Speaker 2: It gets me every time. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The fridge yea, yeah they.
Speaker 2: Get yeah, and the room temperature trying to electricity. I
Speaker 2: went to Macca's last night. I was starving, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I need a wrap, and you bet I went on
Speaker 2: you better. I was starving. Both insulting, but one more
Speaker 2: so than the other. And I waited twenty nine minutes
Speaker 2: in the drive through because they forgot to turn the
Speaker 2: grill on. Because I get the grilled chicken. They get
Speaker 2: a grilled chicken rap. You know, I love my wraps.
Speaker 2: And the guy came out, he said, sorry, we've got
Speaker 2: to turn the grill on. We've only just turned it on.
Speaker 2: It's got a preheat, so it'll be fifteen minutes and
Speaker 2: then five minutes. And I'm like, oh wait, but I
Speaker 2: want a refund. Oh wow, such a caron, so brazen
Speaker 2: and guess what he.
Speaker 4: Used to be so meek, Like, oh I don't want
Speaker 4: to cause a fuss. I don't want to be assertive. Fuck,
Speaker 4: you've gone so far the other way.
Speaker 2: Oh three years ago, I was running there and then
Speaker 2: gone to the petrol station and got a elgas can
Speaker 2: and lit it up myself.
Speaker 4: How the fuck have we swat personalities? Because now I'm
Speaker 4: like the you catch more flys it, honey, Yes, try
Speaker 4: and be nice to people, and now you've become an
Speaker 4: absolute bitch steal more.
Speaker 5: Flies with more teen me I would have been like,
Speaker 5: take your time.
Speaker 2: We have swapped. Well.
Speaker 4: You were pushing me to stop being such a pushover,
Speaker 4: created an absolute monster.
Speaker 2: Now I push people over. No, I'm not. But I
Speaker 2: did get a refund and I did get my wrap
Speaker 2: and a fresh.
Speaker 4: This is off topic, but can I confess something to you?
Speaker 2: Hit it.
Speaker 4: The reason I just said no I bet when you
Speaker 4: said I went to macas is because peeling back the foreskin. Yeah, quietly.
Speaker 4: The last few months, I've been working on a video
Speaker 4: montage of Coombs roasting Cheery. I wanted it to be
Speaker 4: sixty seconds of Comb's racing cheery, and I'm so close
Speaker 4: to the sixty second mark. So if you notice me
Speaker 4: dissing you more than often it's because I want to
Speaker 4: get the video done. Oh my god, I just thought, yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 4: They were all snide remarks that I've made over time,
Speaker 4: going back like three years, and I'm like, I really
Speaker 4: thought that I insulted you more often than I do.
Speaker 4: I thought it'd be easy to fill sixty second.
Speaker 2: I think that's quite sweet. Actually yeah, actually your body
Speaker 2: wants to, but your brain won't let you.
Speaker 4: I'm so close to finishing the sixty seconds.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, why sixty where'd you get that number from?
Speaker 4: I don't know. It just sounded catchy. I have a
Speaker 4: number sixty seconds of Combs roasting Cheerry.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, then I've also surprised pulling back the clip. I
Speaker 2: don't think you should do that. Should do that? It hurt.
Speaker 4: I don't think you can pull back a clip.
Speaker 2: No, some have hoods on them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone is different.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but you'd be pulling back the hood and
Speaker 4: not the clip itself.
Speaker 2: All right, So pulling back the hood for a moment.
Speaker 2: I've been compiling and I'm five seconds away from a
Speaker 2: mixed Cheery compliments Comb's montage.
Speaker 4: Fuck.
Speaker 2: I actually have four hours of content, but I need
Speaker 2: to trip it down.
Speaker 4: Just you.
Speaker 2: I st it off off the cloud. What did I
Speaker 2: say to you when I walked in here today?
Speaker 4: I can't recall.
Speaker 2: I said, your jacket looks nice and you look very handsome.
Speaker 4: Oh you didn't. You didn't go that far.
Speaker 3: But I didn't hear that.
Speaker 2: I did say it.
Speaker 4: You did say it, but we didn't stop down for long. No,
Speaker 4: he was like mid story, he was like, oh, the
Speaker 4: crazy thing happened, by the way, that jack looks nice.
Speaker 3: So anyway, a lovely jacket, you.
Speaker 2: Do, you do a good All right, I can't wait
Speaker 2: for this montage. It'll come whenever you've been accused to
Speaker 2: me one extra time, one more time. I can't wait.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I've got a few differs to go before i
Speaker 4: feel the sixty seconds.
Speaker 2: All right. Well, if you're just tuning in for the
Speaker 2: first time, welcome to Is it just me? Every show
Speaker 2: is the same. We start with an igym, and is
Speaker 2: it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate, or
Speaker 2: something we appreciate. Mine. Actually, this week is a continuation
Speaker 2: on and I in your theory that I am becoming
Speaker 2: the Combs and you're becoming.
Speaker 4: The jury, You're becoming more nasty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have done something that has made me feel
Speaker 2: the best I've felt in a long time. And it's
Speaker 2: a continuation of something we were talking about last week.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's get into that one. Brad Lee here him in.
Speaker 4: Please is it just me?
Speaker 2: Does doing an active kindness feels so body good?
Speaker 4: You've paid it ford forward?
Speaker 2: First of all, oh my god, this is so stressful
Speaker 2: to pay it forward.
Speaker 4: I've never tried to do it. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: You all have to give it a shot because first
Speaker 2: of all, I'm going to play some audio of the attempts,
Speaker 2: because I had multiple attempts.
Speaker 4: People were rejecting your random act of kindness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this was off the back of the show
Speaker 2: last week. Someone paid it forward for me and Steve
Speaker 2: and my boyfriend. They bought us juices. And then I
Speaker 2: found it awkward because I said thank you, but then
Speaker 2: he lingered, and then I felt I had to pay
Speaker 2: it forward to the next person lingering.
Speaker 4: That was weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awkward.
Speaker 4: And then I was saying that I think an anonymous
Speaker 4: pay it forward is better. Like you pay for the
Speaker 4: person in the drive through behind you. You never meet them,
Speaker 4: you never soak up the glory of your good deed.
Speaker 4: You just know that you've done something nice for someone.
Speaker 4: It's a nice surprise for them.
Speaker 2: Oh no, see that is ultimate like humility. I need
Speaker 2: the I need the praise. If I'm paying money for it,
Speaker 2: I want the fucking pray.
Speaker 4: You did the linger despite knowing yourself from experience that
Speaker 4: it's fucking awkward.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to play for you my first attempt.
Speaker 2: This is my first go at it. I narrated the
Speaker 2: whole thing, getting out of the car and walking. It's
Speaker 2: called attempted kindness one. There's seven recordings after because I
Speaker 2: had failed attend. What you don't realize is people pay
Speaker 2: so quickly. Yeah, because of paypers No no between them
Speaker 2: saying an armond latte and then me trying to get
Speaker 2: in to say hello, I they just pay it. I'm like,
Speaker 2: fucking hell, So were you just.
Speaker 4: Lurking there waiting? You didn't buy something? It wasn't the
Speaker 4: person behind you. Oh my god. Okay, this is.
Speaker 2: My first attempt. Really, let's rolling. So I'm walking up
Speaker 2: to the cafe. I'm feeling awkward. I don't know how
Speaker 2: to say it. I also don't want to scare them.
Speaker 2: There's someone there. Com'm puffed. I need to get my
Speaker 2: breath otherwise the kind I think I'm about to kill them.
Speaker 2: I'm standing right behind them. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: See what's going to try and sweep in?
Speaker 2: Yeah that's a man. Okay, he just paid. I wasn't
Speaker 2: quick enough. Wow, this is a really stressful game of
Speaker 2: all right now there's no one next in the fucking line. Anyway,
Speaker 2: that was my first attempt. It's really stressful because you've
Speaker 2: got to watch from afar then run up and they're
Speaker 2: gonna think I'm trying to kill them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the agenda here? Just running up and diving
Speaker 4: for the visa machine thing?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 5: What I would be looking around being like someone I'm
Speaker 5: being filmed?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like this is some with which they weren't being filmed,
Speaker 4: but they were being recorded.
Speaker 2: Then I was behind a tradey who was lovely, and
Speaker 2: I thought, this is good. This trade's got a tool
Speaker 2: belt on. He had a blueprint under his arm. He'll
Speaker 2: get one armed cap and he'll be out. He paid
Speaker 2: so quickly on his Android watch that I couldn't get it.
Speaker 2: So then I had to buy my own coffee. How
Speaker 2: are you? That's I know it's busy your coffee? Crazy?
Speaker 6: Were you here?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 4: Someone behind you, yes, fatter?
Speaker 2: Really okay, thank you all.
Speaker 3: This woman were you here earlier?
Speaker 2: She's picked up on the loitering, just standing there like breavy, breathing.
Speaker 2: So this is the moment sweating. I pay it forward,
Speaker 2: and I'm a little miffed. I don't think she deserved it.
Speaker 2: You'll hear why, you'll hear why. Here we go. Okay,
Speaker 2: there's a woman. She looks like I see, she's my
Speaker 2: only option. My hands are fucking sweating. Here we're going
Speaker 2: and do it? Excuse me? Can I pay for your coffee?
Speaker 2: Do you mind if I grab yours? I'd like to know.
Speaker 2: I want to, I really want to. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: do this thing where I pay it forward and i'd
Speaker 2: love to buy your coffee. Can I say that coffee?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not? Let me do it? Let me do it?
Speaker 2: How much is it? What are we talking? Ten fifty? Fine?
Speaker 4: This is the second time this week?
Speaker 1: What's happened to me?
Speaker 2: Get out.
Speaker 4: Before for fifty coffee? After I've cut off a plane
Speaker 4: the other day?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: What's your name?
Speaker 5: Karen?
Speaker 2: Karen enjoyed? Enjoy the day? There you go, no worries,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thanks, thanks Karen? Oh my god, I feel
Speaker 2: so good, so good. Oh my god, person, I go on,
Speaker 2: I go and we're talking into my phone. But I
Speaker 2: paid it forward.
Speaker 3: This isn't the first time she's been paid.
Speaker 2: Forward, but that's how I felt.
Speaker 4: She said that someone at the airport just kind of
Speaker 4: opened a not a bar, tab a cafe. Tab. Yeah,
Speaker 4: said I'm going to pay for fifty coffee, so the
Speaker 4: next fifty customers get it for free. That's what you
Speaker 4: should have done.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not a bank. I mean, if we
Speaker 2: want to put it on the Kideo.
Speaker 4: Sure did Karen seem grateful?
Speaker 2: She did seem grateful, And then she went and sat
Speaker 2: down with her friend because she was there with a friend.
Speaker 2: Their friend kind of looked at me and gave.
Speaker 4: Me, that's cute, that's sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, that's what it's about.
Speaker 3: It make you feel good.
Speaker 2: It did make me feel good. Ten dollars. What's ten bucks?
Speaker 2: And you know what, I'm an idiot because I've got
Speaker 2: the new Kideo card and I used my own card.
Speaker 4: Oh see, you should have kept the doc and I've
Speaker 4: got to claim the good deed.
Speaker 2: On TA Full.
Speaker 4: Circle you're listening to is it just me.
Speaker 2: Listening?
Speaker 4: You're on Spotify, don't forget to leave a five star?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Come up and Wednesday episode. You know we were talking
Speaker 4: about doing singing lessons together as a hobby hunt. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm still down. I'm still down, but I have concerns.
Speaker 2: With my availability and my flakiness.
Speaker 4: Well apart from that, I have my own concerns, Oh,
Speaker 4: with your vocal skills kinda, but.
Speaker 2: That's your point of that's why we're doing singing lessons.
Speaker 2: You're not going to start tennis lessons ago. I'm scared
Speaker 2: I won't be good. You're not good. That's what the
Speaker 2: lessons are for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's kind of like that feeling when you
Speaker 4: tidy the house before the cleaner arrives. I can't go
Speaker 4: to a singing teacher without a little.
Speaker 2: Bit of forming or something. Yet when I get a
Speaker 2: full body massage, I always moisturized and shower. I want
Speaker 2: to kind of be ready for them.
Speaker 4: I feel like we need to go in a little
Speaker 4: bit prepared for start as we should decide some sort
Speaker 4: of duet we're going to do together, so I know
Speaker 4: what side. I can practice singing in the car before
Speaker 4: the lesson totally, and.
Speaker 2: We'll need one that has like a little input from
Speaker 2: I mean general, Maan, I can pick it. General have
Speaker 2: to chime in as well.
Speaker 4: We we'll make all the big decisions on Wednesday's episode.
Speaker 4: In the meantime, idiots feel free to suggest songs that
Speaker 4: we should do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, duets, that something has a little feature, perhaps that
Speaker 2: Jenna could chime in. We've already done Alphabet, what's her name? Fabula?
Speaker 2: And Wicked? Yeah from Wicked?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we did a duet? Did we? Oh?
Speaker 4: We did popular?
Speaker 2: Which is popular? I don't know, even though I have
Speaker 2: fed on a Broadway stage and Juliet of course one
Speaker 2: night only. Okay, I'm excited. I'm committed. I want to
Speaker 2: learn to sing. I think I've got the vocal chops.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to actually train my voice.
Speaker 4: There's this something about going into a singing lesson, like
Speaker 4: going in blind with a microphone on recording for the podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't broad dog it. You know, we
Speaker 2: need to repair a little bit. What if we just
Speaker 2: make up the whole session and then you don't feel
Speaker 2: like like we don't do a Hey here we are
Speaker 2: doing this. We just go in as if we're two
Speaker 2: boyfriends maddling love doing a singing lesson.
Speaker 4: You know, I think i'd have to tell them we're
Speaker 4: filming anyway.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, it's definitely for skin Pulled. All right, well
Speaker 2: that's coming up next episode.
Speaker 4: Yes it is. Can I just give a quick shouted
Speaker 4: as well to Carli in our Facebook group and during
Speaker 4: idiots Figure last week you were talking about how you
Speaker 4: posted in Reddit threads to try and promote our podcast,
Speaker 4: which I've been kicked out off, by the way, Yes,
Speaker 4: so throw not Carli, it's Karla.
Speaker 2: But that's an update polyamory. I've been kicked out of
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 4: So you were trying to hustle listeners by posting in
Speaker 4: really niche reddit groups, and Carla it's done the same thing.
Speaker 4: No way, have you not seen this? I haven't cracked
Speaker 4: me off? So Carla wrote in the Pepsi reddit thread, brilliant, Hey,
Speaker 4: Pepsi lovers, craving a podcast that fizzits with fun and
Speaker 4: a bit of naughty flavor. Tune into is it just
Speaker 4: me with Mitch Cheerry and Mitchell Coon's broadcasting straight from
Speaker 4: the legendary Pepsi Palace. So she's also posted this photo
Speaker 4: of you in the verified feet group show me oh
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Speaker 4: of Is It Just Me with Mitch Cheery and Mitchell Koen's,
Speaker 4: the podcast where no topic is too totally ridiculous. But
Speaker 4: she's written toe like the one.
Speaker 2: However, Oh that's really well done.
Speaker 4: She did quite a few. But yeah, like you, she
Speaker 4: got kicked out of some groups idiots.
Speaker 2: If you want to hustle, prove your allegiance to the show,
Speaker 2: hustle for us.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, that's brilliant.
Speaker 2: Can we say, why don't we send her a totally
Speaker 2: toe bagh?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: She deserves Carlie will send you a tote bag?
Speaker 4: Should we get into my gym? In the meantime?
Speaker 2: I want nothing more in life.
Speaker 4: Oh that's sweet. Oh that's beautiful him trying to do
Speaker 4: the compliment montage. Yeah, he wants nothing more in life
Speaker 4: than to hear me speak.
Speaker 2: Did you notice that it looks straight at the camera
Speaker 2: as well? I want nothing more in life? Are you
Speaker 2: ready to be honest? I really don't want to do it,
Speaker 2: but yeah, sure, go for all.
Speaker 4: Right, Bradley, let's go.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do you ever get stressed about being stressed.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the only reason I've ever stressed, because I'm
Speaker 2: anticipate more of it exactly. Well, what are you stressed
Speaker 2: about at the moment?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's wrong.
Speaker 4: It's happened to me a couple of times recently where
Speaker 4: I freak out at the thought of freaking out, which
Speaker 4: then causes me to freak out. Yeah, it's like what
Speaker 4: came first, the chicken or the fucking egg. I went
Speaker 4: to something at Parliament House because Sean had a work
Speaker 4: thing and wanted me to come along. I was like,
Speaker 4: all right, I'll beave the supportive boyfriend. I'll go to
Speaker 4: this boring parliament shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, government stuff is boring, going to go through security
Speaker 2: as well before you get in there, and I'm like.
Speaker 4: God, that actually was interesting, to be honest. But anyway,
Speaker 4: so afterwards, they had like a luncheon, a morning tea
Speaker 4: kind of thing with little sand which is tea, Yes,
Speaker 4: gone Brownies, Lamington's, you name it. Sounds brilliant, classic kitchen
Speaker 4: tea kind of vibe.
Speaker 2: And what you were stressed? You're gonna bump me to
Speaker 2: Julia Gillard because you look like her.
Speaker 4: No, nothing like that, but they had they obviously had
Speaker 4: cups of tea. I was fanging for an English brecky
Speaker 4: and it was the teacups with the saucer, and I'm
Speaker 4: walking through this crowded fucking room and I'm thinking, this
Speaker 4: tea is full to the brim. And when you're carrying
Speaker 4: a teacup on a saucer, the risk is much higher
Speaker 4: if you tipping it over. And so because I was
Speaker 4: so stressed about oh shit, I don't want to spill
Speaker 4: and or drop this tea, I started getting the shape yeah,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, my god, it's going everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm fucking skilly tea everywhere. I would have been fine
Speaker 4: had I not thought about what happens if I spilled it.
Speaker 4: And then I started to get the shakes totally. I've
Speaker 4: got quite good arm strength, and yet this tea cup
Speaker 4: I just went. I can't hear the.
Speaker 2: Fine bone china. On fine bone china, you hear the rattling.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 4: If I hadn't have had the saucer and I was
Speaker 4: just gripping it with my hand, I was cupping the cup.
Speaker 2: You would have been fine.
Speaker 4: No dramas, but there was sorting about the saucer that
Speaker 4: made it so much more stressful.
Speaker 2: But that's how all anxiety works, right, Like, you know,
Speaker 2: I had awful health anxiety and I've gotten better. But
Speaker 2: what made it worse was thinking about what was going
Speaker 2: to happen. Yes, the things that could go wrong totally,
Speaker 2: you go, I got a pain in my arm. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, stroke, I feel like I'm having a stroke.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, the brain is so powerful. The brain
Speaker 2: really does play tricks on.
Speaker 4: So what are you supposed to say to your brain?
Speaker 4: Snap out of it, Doug, Yeah, I know, do you do? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean don't drink the tea, the caffeine, and that's
Speaker 2: probably exacerbating the shakes, probably, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it happened again recently at I went to an
Speaker 4: AFL game. I know, can you believe?
Speaker 2: Who are Parliament House? And an AFL game? Sounds boring,
Speaker 2: but continue.
Speaker 4: But we went to an AFL game, me and a
Speaker 4: few friends and we sat right up the fucking back
Speaker 4: like full nose bleeds. There was literally no one behind.
Speaker 2: Us who was playing.
Speaker 4: The Thawns obviously, and the Sydney one North Melbourne Kangaroos.
Speaker 4: Oh all right, have you ever heard of them?
Speaker 2: Never? Must be a new team. They had new teams
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 4: Have no idea. By the way, is it just me
Speaker 4: on the fly? Who the fuck are the Dolphins in
Speaker 4: the NRL?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they sound like a.
Speaker 2: Bunch of pansies.
Speaker 4: But imagine being like on the Gold Coaster in Brisbane, Queensland, whatever,
Speaker 4: and you've been supporting the Broncos all these years, or
Speaker 4: the Titans, the Gold Coast Titans all these years, and
Speaker 4: then they just fucking throw the Dolphins in the mix.
Speaker 4: You're like, do I jump ship? How do they garner
Speaker 4: supporters from day one? Anyway? Who gives a fuck footy chat?
Speaker 2: Well, I actually enjoy a footy game, to be honest,
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I do. I've been a footy boy in
Speaker 2: my whole life. I went to all the Sharks games
Speaker 2: because dad's an ex NRL player, and I love a
Speaker 2: good hot dog at a footy game. Nothing's better than a
Speaker 2: communal mustard and tomato sauce station.
Speaker 4: Answer my question, how does a brand new team get
Speaker 4: supported from dayta?
Speaker 5: I think the Dolphins were a team, but they were
Speaker 5: in lower grade and I think then they went high again.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I have no idea, but that the Dolphins
Speaker 2: is not the right I doubt there's one. And if
Speaker 2: it was it would be one fucking dolphin.
Speaker 1: Dolphin.
Speaker 4: But anyway, point being, I went to the AFL and
Speaker 4: we were right up the back, so a lot of
Speaker 4: fucking stairs and it's quite steep those stadium stairs are.
Speaker 4: And they're also not that big of a stair, like
Speaker 4: my foot would overlap the step.
Speaker 2: It's shallow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were quite tiny steps. And as I'm walking
Speaker 4: down these really steep stairs, I thought, wouldn't it be
Speaker 4: awful if I tripped more?
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 4: Legs I'm like, oh no, I'm going to trip. I'm
Speaker 4: going to trip, which then increased the likelihood of me
Speaker 4: tripping because I was nervous about tripping and got the shakes.
Speaker 2: Mature once again. I fear this might be a conversation
Speaker 2: for your therapist.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I'll just go fuck myself.
Speaker 2: I don't have any action, I have anything I can
Speaker 2: help with.
Speaker 4: No, but I didn't ask for your help. But is
Speaker 4: it just me? Or do you get stressed about?
Speaker 3: Definitely?
Speaker 2: Definitely not.
Speaker 4: I do it to you.
Speaker 2: I do. I feel about losing my hair and then
Speaker 2: one hair falls out, I see it on the desk
Speaker 2: and I am back on Google pills to help Turkey flights.
Speaker 2: We all get stressed, and as Demi Levado said, it's
Speaker 2: okay not to be okay, she did.
Speaker 4: Did Demi Levado coin that? Are you sure?
Speaker 2: I think she coined it? Yeah? I think. Then she
Speaker 2: did some crystal meths. So I really don't know if
Speaker 2: she'll be listening to her advice.
Speaker 4: But she's good now, she's good. She's come back in
Speaker 4: a good place. I haven't been keeping up with dem No,
Speaker 4: couldn't tell you to be Tria.
Speaker 2: Is that her name? She's hit her now right, she's
Speaker 2: changed her pronounce back, and so good for her.
Speaker 4: Last I checked.
Speaker 2: Well, I like to be very on top of it.
Speaker 4: Clearly we're in very different moods today. I'm fucking knacking, oh,
Speaker 4: I know, and I'm ready to go spitballing nonsense. I
Speaker 4: can't keep up at all. I'm still catching up from
Speaker 4: three thoughts ago of yours.
Speaker 3: So I love how Demi Levado just randomly came up.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of crystal meth and crack cocaine?
Speaker 4: Are you thinking of that?
Speaker 2: I don't know my prep for chapel row and you see, yeah,
Speaker 2: progression to do with that Midwestern princess.
Speaker 4: You can't just say things J T t oh yeah,
Speaker 4: they made us do that in bar class the other day.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't impliatees yesterday they.
Speaker 2: Made you do it?
Speaker 4: Well, because you've been to one of my bar classes
Speaker 4: I have. They do like the warm up dance, and
Speaker 4: the instructor was like, all right, we're doing this one.
Speaker 4: You all know it, don't you. Everyone went yes, and
Speaker 4: I went, I don't know the fucking HJTT. I don't
Speaker 4: know the move.
Speaker 2: Oh I love it. I don't know the moves. No,
Speaker 2: they made you do the dance?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: Oh god, I thought I was quite clear about that.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: No, I thought they made me do it to dance
Speaker 4: with the straps on.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool. Should we all do the Apple dance?
Speaker 2: But what the Apple dance?
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 2: I think the Apple's writ and right to the core.
Speaker 4: And no, I don't know anything about.
Speaker 2: That Charlie x Apple dance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I prefer chapel.
Speaker 4: You don't have to pit women against each other, Jenna,
Speaker 4: We've had this discussion.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I need to stop.
Speaker 2: You really must stop being sexist. I could have to Yeah,
Speaker 2: very different moods. Apologies. Is it just me? That's enough
Speaker 2: of these two? Now let's hear and is it just you?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love hearing from our idiots. It's nice to talk
Speaker 2: about them. But then when you talk to them with
Speaker 2: an is it just you you feel like you're really connecting.
Speaker 2: Like I fel like I'm Kamala Harris down on the
Speaker 2: front lines, championing and pioneering and shaking hands the real
Speaker 2: people of the oil.
Speaker 4: Okay, what's that?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 4: Enjoy chatting to our listeners as well?
Speaker 2: I really do too. Doesn't it make you feel soul
Speaker 2: of the earth connecting to our base.
Speaker 4: I feel like that twenty four seven sole of the
Speaker 4: earth up them.
Speaker 2: I just don't reply to their emails exactly, the hordes
Speaker 2: of messages and the love letters. To be honest, it's exhausted.
Speaker 4: Not those love letters.
Speaker 2: Today, we're doing an international beautiful a while. I know
Speaker 2: we're going to be chatting to someone who is in Canada.
Speaker 4: Okay, I know. So if they stayed up late for us,
Speaker 4: they've gotten up early for us.
Speaker 2: We'll have to ask, because I don't really know are
Speaker 2: we talking to We're talking to Adrian, all right, let's
Speaker 2: give Adrian to course. Listen to the dull time.
Speaker 4: Oh you can tell it's international. Quite a few Canadian
Speaker 4: idiots don't we we do he Adrian.
Speaker 6: Hi speaking Mitch, Mitch and Jenna?
Speaker 2: How are you e?
Speaker 6: I am good? Hover you guys really good?
Speaker 4: What time is it where you are?
Speaker 6: Thank you? It's twelve after ten pm here.
Speaker 2: A weird way to say it.
Speaker 4: Twelve after ten after nine is when we're not keeping
Speaker 4: you up late.
Speaker 6: I'm running on so.
Speaker 2: Poor barka so is coom so you guys can connect
Speaker 2: on that energy.
Speaker 4: Cheeri has had me in this studio since the crack
Speaker 4: of dawn.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have said crack. After the last conversation, Jenna's
Speaker 2: relapsed again and she's back on the alfoil and the
Speaker 2: old lighter, you know, yeah, just like them that listen.
Speaker 2: Great to have you here. We love you. Whereabouts in Canada?
Speaker 2: Did you say what city?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 6: I live in Ottawa, but I'm visiting Montreal right now.
Speaker 3: Oh French Canadian?
Speaker 6: It is French Canadian?
Speaker 4: Do you know Celeine Dion?
Speaker 6: I wish I saw her documentary though were really fat.
Speaker 2: Saying the stiff person's in them and watched it yet
Speaker 2: I'm worried. Looks pretty limber at the Olympics. But anyway, Hey,
Speaker 2: what we're going to do now is we're going to
Speaker 2: get you to have an issue, just me of your own.
Speaker 2: Something you've noticed you hate to appreciate. How long have
Speaker 2: you been listening to the show? You were like an
Speaker 2: og Canadian idiot.
Speaker 6: I started like at the beginning of the Pandemic and
Speaker 6: then went back and listened to everything right away.
Speaker 4: So wow, pretty much. So that's basically an og. The
Speaker 4: Pandemic was twenty twenty. We started in like twenty nineteen,
Speaker 4: so totally. It's like a path. You're an Oh, I'll
Speaker 4: take it.
Speaker 2: You're basically there. I just don't know how people can
Speaker 2: binge these episodes, like it's like it's friends or something like.
Speaker 2: So much has happened with such different people. Do you
Speaker 2: listen to the originals and then now and think, God,
Speaker 2: they're bitter and twisted Fox?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, how have we changed as human beings?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: How have you changed? I think you guys are a
Speaker 6: lot more just like viet than the first time. I
Speaker 6: remember like hearing you guys trying to find your footings
Speaker 6: at the beginning, And now Jenna's got her her own
Speaker 6: thing going. Yeah, The Minsfits was a great edition.
Speaker 3: Missed the Misfits, Yes, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go hit us with you? Is it
Speaker 2: just me? Bradley will count you in one of our
Speaker 2: first Canadian gyms? I think, is this our first swear?
Speaker 4: We've had a couple. Who's the one that sent us
Speaker 4: all the lovely two?
Speaker 6: We got a tour with a shot Alberta.
Speaker 2: Alberta, that's from Alberta. Yeah, her name was Alberta. What
Speaker 2: albert is a place in Canada?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Adrian hit us with the region. Let's go.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Did you also recently find out that your near death
Speaker 6: experience story is being passed around like an urban legend
Speaker 6: in your hometown.
Speaker 5: Oh hi, okay, okay, I sitting up stride.
Speaker 6: So should I start with a whole near death experience
Speaker 6: story or cut to the very end about it being
Speaker 6: shared around?
Speaker 2: No, give us happened to you?
Speaker 6: Yes, happened to me. So this is way back in
Speaker 6: the eighth grade, so that would have been oh god
Speaker 6: like ten or twelve years ago for me. So we
Speaker 6: went on a trip to a town ten hours away
Speaker 6: and stayed in the dormitories.
Speaker 4: Of a university that sounds now.
Speaker 6: On the first morning there, I had my first ever
Speaker 6: epileptic seizure in the dorm room that I shared with
Speaker 6: three other kids, And the best part was the only
Speaker 6: one to kind of notice me at the beginning and
Speaker 6: to see me convulsing on the floor. Just came over
Speaker 6: and Adrian stopped goofing around and just went back to sleep.
Speaker 6: As you were all asleep, well were It was like
Speaker 6: first thing in the morning, so some of us said,
Speaker 6: I breakfast. He was just playing like a game on
Speaker 6: his phone.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 2: He thought you were being a goof bowl and then
Speaker 2: he just let you continue.
Speaker 4: So unhelpful to get up.
Speaker 2: Thing happened? What happened.
Speaker 6: So a couple of other kids noticed and they called
Speaker 6: the teachers and everything, and they were able to get
Speaker 6: me to the hospital in time. But I was super
Speaker 6: lucky because I guess I've had a few seizures in
Speaker 6: my life. Thank god, it's it's all good.
Speaker 4: But did you say that every time?
Speaker 6: That was my first of three that I know, all.
Speaker 4: Right, And you didn't know that you were prying to
Speaker 4: stages at the time.
Speaker 2: Are you epileptic now?
Speaker 6: I am, yeah, medicated, all good, seizure free to.
Speaker 2: Find okay, yeah, right, so you did almost die?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they told me that when it's like every time
Speaker 6: I've had one this Obviously, this doesn't anyone who doesn't
Speaker 6: like blood or anything. But I bite my tongue open
Speaker 6: every time I do that. Yeah, and so if I'm
Speaker 6: kind of laying the wrong way, I can choke on
Speaker 6: blood and drool. So thankfully I was on my side.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Now I am wondering how that then
Speaker 2: becomes a local legend. Pass forward to that pot.
Speaker 6: So basically, that was one of two seizures I had
Speaker 6: on an eighth grade school trip out of my hometown.
Speaker 6: It happened again a couple of months later, Yeah, it
Speaker 6: happened again. So then cut to I was halfway through university.
Speaker 6: This is a long time from then. I meet this girl,
Speaker 6: friend of a friend, and we're all having drinks and
Speaker 6: having a good time, and she lets me know that
Speaker 6: she's actually the daughter of one of my eighth grade teachers.
Speaker 6: And it turns out when I was telling this near
Speaker 6: death experience story when we were all having drinks, and
Speaker 6: she just goes, oh my god, you're seize your boy.
Speaker 6: It turns out her mom has been telling her students
Speaker 6: about this story every year since I graduated.
Speaker 4: All right, but it actually happened because you always hear
Speaker 4: teachers tell stories about like date, swing on your chair,
Speaker 4: I want and crack their head.
Speaker 2: Yes, and happens, and it always happens at camp. Don't
Speaker 2: jump on the bunk beds. I once knew a girl
Speaker 2: that was sandwich pressed between two.
Speaker 5: But don't look out the window when the windows up,
Speaker 5: because it could fall and decapitate you.
Speaker 2: I know a girl that it happened to. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: you're the boy that it happened to.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm seesur boy.
Speaker 2: Boy. Sounds kind of cute. Wait, so are you straight?
Speaker 2: Did you get with this girl? Was that kind of like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you want to fuck Seeson boy? Why did you use
Speaker 2: it to your advantage?
Speaker 6: Oh no, I am. I am as gay as the
Speaker 6: month of May, like that was ever gonna happen.
Speaker 4: It's the month of May. I'm stealing that.
Speaker 2: That's great. Well, if you know anyone wants to fuck
Speaker 2: seize your boy boy out there that want to, you know,
Speaker 2: get the notch on their belt. That's funny, Adrian.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my boyfriend loves it.
Speaker 4: They all seem to happen, these seizures in some sort
Speaker 4: of education environment uni school trips. Maybe that was the
Speaker 4: universe telling you to drop out.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I should have. I just wasted a lot of
Speaker 6: money on university.
Speaker 2: In school, that's so so funny. Confidence booster for you
Speaker 2: that you know that these teacher's running around you know
Speaker 2: and let you meet someone, or you're like at an
Speaker 2: induction and they're like three fun facts about yourself should
Speaker 2: be rattling off. I once had an ear piece, I've
Speaker 2: got a dragon tattoo and a boy one seizure when I.
Speaker 1: Was on end.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, Adrian. Yeah, well, the only thing that happened to
Speaker 2: med school count with Hannah Pembrington showed me a boobs
Speaker 2: equally traumatazing.
Speaker 4: You can't keep first and last naming these people.
Speaker 2: That was a fake name. My good? Did it sound?
Speaker 2: What did I call it? Heather Featherington? Yeah, Margaret House
Speaker 2: of the Dragon showed me her bits and I loved it. Well, Adrian,
Speaker 2: I don't know how logistically it'll work out. We're gonna
Speaker 2: try our best to send you a limited run EGYMP
Speaker 2: tote bag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, down a'ljebrath. The international shipping might take a bit,
Speaker 4: but it's on the way. Yeah, going on out.
Speaker 6: Dream, thank you, thank you. If it doesn't worse things
Speaker 6: have happened, clearly, exactly.
Speaker 4: By the way we kind of glided over it. Did
Speaker 4: you have to get stitches in your tongue?
Speaker 6: Oh? To be honest, I'm not sure. That's a good question.
Speaker 6: Every time it's happened, they always ask me like, were
Speaker 6: you conscious? What do you remember? But I'm always unconscious
Speaker 6: for the entire time. Yeah, And when you have a seizure,
Speaker 6: you kind of you don't have energy for the next
Speaker 6: like twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: You don't remember the sight of your own tongue.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. All I know is that now the side
Speaker 6: of my tongue is really bunky and scarred.
Speaker 2: Oh, Adrian, listen, we'll get a photo up on the
Speaker 2: AGYM socials of Edgem's tongue.
Speaker 4: Thank you for putting your boyfriend on. Is he happy
Speaker 4: with the site of your tongue?
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, Hey, no complaints.
Speaker 2: What's your boyfriend's name? How long have you been together?
Speaker 6: His name's Jesse. We've been together for just under it.
Speaker 6: It'll be a year in October.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Congratulations.
Speaker 6: Yeah, first ever, first ever big relationship. Oh my Godly,
Speaker 6: the scar tongue hasn't scared him away yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, that's really cute. I'm happy for you. Thank
Speaker 2: you for listening to the show. We love you. Thanks Adrian.
Speaker 4: Thanks If you want to come on with an is
Speaker 4: it just me? If you're right, it can be a
Speaker 4: near death experience if you like, or just something simple
Speaker 4: and mundane up to you. You can just hit us
Speaker 4: up on Instagram at a couple of miches, or we've
Speaker 4: got a text.
Speaker 1: Line the numbers, oh for till nine two zero two
Speaker 1: to nine.
Speaker 4: We actually got a text that I wanted to read out.
Speaker 4: It's not an well, it is an iGEM actually yeah,
Speaker 4: maybe she was hoped to come on, but I'm just
Speaker 4: going to read it out. Yeah. Safety Welsh from Burke,
Speaker 4: New South Wales. Oh Burk's it just me? Or has
Speaker 4: Jenna's confidence with speaking on the pod since doing a
Speaker 4: couple of Misfits been great? During the latest episode, I
Speaker 4: was surprised with how involved she was and was literally
Speaker 4: out loud saying go Jenna. Even look at the video
Speaker 4: of her handing out the flyers. She smashed it. Clap emoji.
Speaker 2: Yes you did, you did smash.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: That's so lovely to hear.
Speaker 2: We are proud of you, Jenna, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: But I think people need to know. It's because of
Speaker 2: the manual life Jonathan.
Speaker 3: Gas lighting me.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I've just got to fucking top up my parking
Speaker 4: over it.
Speaker 2: No, no, we of Jenna. You can say whatever you
Speaker 2: want whenever you want, but shut up for a second. Mitchell,
Speaker 2: pay you parking.
Speaker 4: I've done it, Yay.
Speaker 2: How much was it? By the way?
Speaker 4: Four bucks? Oh fucking so eight bucks an hour? Gee
Speaker 4: that's steep, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Well listen, you'll be hearing more ads on this. So
Speaker 2: I to pay for Mitchell's parking.
Speaker 4: Please buy merch. You not come that to pay for
Speaker 4: my park.
Speaker 2: You know what I just thought of? Jackie O, famed
Speaker 2: rich broadcaster, doesn't it doesn't use her park? You just
Speaker 2: take and I parking Kyle. How does she not use
Speaker 2: her part because she leaves in the morning and then
Speaker 2: the next person doesn't take it until that five pm.
Speaker 4: And I'm often here at five pm, so that could
Speaker 4: become an issue.
Speaker 5: I know the woman I work for, Okay, it's.
Speaker 2: Like you work for Gina Reinheart.
Speaker 4: Her spot's available. Is that I'm not brazen enough to
Speaker 4: park in Amanda Keller nor Jackie O's spot.
Speaker 2: Why don't I park in their spot? You park in
Speaker 2: mind and then I can take the bullet for you.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so not Michael. What's your name, Jesus Christ? Wow,
Speaker 2: that's your name, Jesus tickets on himself.
Speaker 4: How did you forget my name? Well, we're a couple
Speaker 4: of mitchets.
Speaker 2: Oh you're right, I get so confused.
Speaker 4: Did you get your own name?
Speaker 1: Ever?
Speaker 2: No? No, no self involved in that. We're going to go.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. We'll see you all in a
Speaker 2: couple of days. It's gonna be good episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're back on Wednesday. Catch you then?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast?
Speaker 4: A welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end,
Speaker 4: we pretend the show's done, but it isn't. We keep
Speaker 4: talking shit for a bit.
Speaker 2: Yep, gossip. I went to the premiere of Hamilton this week.
Speaker 3: Yes, so good, so good.
Speaker 2: I forgot how good it was. The hype around it
Speaker 2: was like remember when it first came out and even
Speaker 2: Barack Obama couldn't get a ticket and they were like
Speaker 2: one thousands of dollars, thousands of dollars. But it's back
Speaker 2: in in Sydney. It'll do a national run. But god,
Speaker 2: I love it so good. Just a little theaterrek. If
Speaker 2: you're in Sydney or you want to fly to Sydney,
Speaker 2: have a little weekend you.
Speaker 3: Get like early audition for Hamilton once I.
Speaker 2: Did no Hamilton, What did I audition for?
Speaker 3: You auditioned for something?
Speaker 4: I'd love to know how our current show sponsor, Tyitannique
Speaker 4: the Musical would feel about that glowing plug you just
Speaker 4: gave to a music god that's not paying us.
Speaker 2: It's all Michael Castle Group, so it's all the family.
Speaker 2: It's in the family. So yeah, I'm.
Speaker 4: Smart castling self sucking you off for something. Excuse me,
Speaker 4: Michael Castle in that name so many times?
Speaker 2: Not on this show? Yeah, name one other time? Silence
Speaker 2: because it's never happened during the Angel Yeah, because the
Speaker 2: guys they put Michael Castle Group put me on the stage.
Speaker 2: How did you see Dinnery every fucking second word?
Speaker 4: Not on this podcast?
Speaker 2: Listen. I was at Parliament House, fueled by dinnling and
Speaker 2: I had a cup of tea with Dinnery English Breakfast inside.
Speaker 4: You know what, It's been a while since we've done
Speaker 4: hit me reflected on celebrations happening today, you know, like
Speaker 4: it would be like something absurd like our National Mosquito
Speaker 4: Day or something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh, Ford was Jn's birthday?
Speaker 4: And again you forgot again.
Speaker 2: Today pancake It's nuts day? Eat an almond day?
Speaker 4: Are you going to rehash it all again? Are you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I know what day it is today? What do I
Speaker 3: say it?
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't she if you know what it is?
Speaker 2: If she gets a review saying happy to hear how
Speaker 2: confidence she is, and now she's going to have conversations?
Speaker 3: Happened today today? Recording date?
Speaker 4: No, not today the day the episode comes out, last day.
Speaker 3: We're talking about the few days before it's released. It
Speaker 3: was International Cat Day.
Speaker 5: Oh, and it was also the day that Mary McKillop
Speaker 5: died happy and sweet?
Speaker 2: Did they plan that?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 3: She died across the road?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Mary McKillop. Have you been to that Mary McKillop
Speaker 4: cafe just over the road.
Speaker 3: It's not Jesus's mother, that's Mary Magdalen.
Speaker 4: That wasn't think Mary had a last name. Jesus is Mary?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 2: She did?
Speaker 4: Mary Magdalen?
Speaker 2: Different people, aren't they Mary Magdalen? No? I'm being so
Speaker 2: there is Mary Magdalene is Jesus mum? Allegedly?
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Was she Queen Mary?
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: She met him at a pub in Sydney?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the first thing that comes up and google, Well, yeah,
Speaker 4: Mary Magdalene wasn't Jesus mother.
Speaker 2: Who's Mary mcgillip. I'm not joking.
Speaker 5: She's the newest Australian saint and she died opposite the
Speaker 5: Pepsi Palace. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they've got a cafe downstairs, the Mary Mickillen Cafe.
Speaker 3: I've got a souvenir shot.
Speaker 2: So I paid it for hold on? And what was
Speaker 2: her one act of sainthood? How did she get her sainhood?
Speaker 2: What was her miracle? You've got to perform a miracle
Speaker 2: to be a crown a saints get Google? Well, when
Speaker 2: I say that, I kind of expect Jennet to google it,
Speaker 2: not you, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: That's why I am googling it.
Speaker 4: She wasn't. No, So today released day of this episode,
Speaker 4: Monday to at the Vugu is his world Elephant Day.
Speaker 4: It's also the first day of afternoon tea week.
Speaker 2: Oh now I can get around that. Why don't we
Speaker 2: get some finger buns for next week.
Speaker 4: I love a Wednesday. It'll still be the afternoon tea week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you're not wrong. We read out some
Speaker 2: other ones happening in this week.
Speaker 4: Baseball Fans Day. That's the only other one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't know what that means fans of baseball.
Speaker 4: The day that the episode comes out on Wednesday, Wednesday,
Speaker 4: fourteenth of August will be World Lizard Day. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: and then there's a National Tattoo Removal Day.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: I had a thought recently I might just get a
Speaker 2: tattoo because you can get them removed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently it's not that straightforward. Look at this hideous
Speaker 4: art pop tattoo I've been thinking about getting. That's one
Speaker 4: of the things on the back burner. Getting this fucking
Speaker 4: tattoo removed. Well, I think you should, but it's painful
Speaker 4: and expensive to get tattooed.
Speaker 3: It's for tattoo removal week or day, but.
Speaker 4: To spontaneously get it done this week.
Speaker 2: You are a content creator. You could just reach out
Speaker 2: to Tattoo Tattoo Remove a Week team and say, hey,
Speaker 2: I'll be the face of this year's campaign.
Speaker 4: It's not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: Seriously, make some cash out of it.
Speaker 4: But Apparently it's really painful. I don't know if that's
Speaker 4: going to be enticed people to go and get their
Speaker 4: tattoos remove me on camera, going, oh, have.
Speaker 2: You ever had a laser hair removal?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you, Jenn? I wonder if it's the same,
Speaker 2: because it's just haval I've been told that layser hair
Speaker 2: removal feels like an elastic band being slapped.
Speaker 4: It's not as bad as I can handle that.
Speaker 2: I can handle it, no, but like a big slap.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've had the tattoo done in the first place.
Speaker 4: Getting it removed her more or less than that?
Speaker 3: Apparently more more?
Speaker 2: Fuck And where you're at with McKillop Sainhood.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm trying to find it because one said
Speaker 3: that she saved someone in nineteen sixty one, but she
Speaker 3: died in nineteen oh nine.
Speaker 2: Oh so Pepsi Palace wasn't here when she died, but
Speaker 2: the building is still there. This is an old suburb.
Speaker 4: It looks like is it an old hospital downstairs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It is.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She would have hated the digital payment system on the
Speaker 2: parking here. Probably she'd be rolling in a grave.
Speaker 3: She found it. Australia's first order of nuns.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's not act.
Speaker 5: What she did to become inviting free education to children.
Speaker 2: You have to perform a miracle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I'm trying to look up miracles.
Speaker 4: What was Mary mckillops miracle? If I find the answer
Speaker 4: before her and she's had like a three minute head skip.
Speaker 5: First miracle took place in nineteen sixty one, but she
Speaker 5: died in nineteen oh nine.
Speaker 4: But maybe she set up Oh because someone was dying
Speaker 4: and they prayed to Mary McKillop and then, against the odds,
Speaker 4: this person's avibe Ah, a twenty four year old Sydney
Speaker 4: woman diagnosed if le kemia, was only giving five months
Speaker 4: to live. Family and friends prayed for her through Mary.
Speaker 4: So she it's performing miracles to beyond the grave, got it?
Speaker 2: So she got the saint hold posthumously.
Speaker 4: What's that mean? Posthumously after she died post death?
Speaker 2: Okay, Maya, that's a good word.
Speaker 4: There you go. Yeah, so she did fuck all during
Speaker 4: a time on earth.
Speaker 2: Go after Mitch and I die, can one of you
Speaker 2: idiots just go listen to Is It Just Me? The hit?
Speaker 2: A claimed iHeartRadio original podcast and it cured my bunions.
Speaker 4: Imagine that Saint Mitchell, Saint Mitchell can.
Speaker 5: Do you know the process to have her to play
Speaker 5: it a saint began in the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I couldn't get us.
Speaker 3: But it didn't happen till twenty ten.
Speaker 4: I do remember it being a big deal when she
Speaker 4: was officially a saint because she was Australia, Australia, she.
Speaker 3: Was what canonized.
Speaker 4: Remember that they used to show they made a big
Speaker 4: deal about that at the Catholic School I went to
Speaker 4: the Vatican.
Speaker 2: It's just we're not enough big deals like I would
Speaker 2: have loved. Oh my god, sale don't fucks. We all
Speaker 2: can put off a red sigh in half ries. But
Speaker 2: remember when we had the centenary and there's all that
Speaker 2: centenary big deal. We had the Olympics, it was a
Speaker 2: big deal. When these are Just Me podcast launched, big deal.
Speaker 4: Well do you want to make a big deal for
Speaker 4: our five year anivers three coming up?
Speaker 2: What's the date of it?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like early October, I think, got it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well what the same anniversaries? Adrian from Canada with his boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Are you maybe it's meant to be?
Speaker 2: It was? Maybe perhaps we could he.
Speaker 4: Just said there's not enough big fucking deal.
Speaker 2: I mean from the government, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I mean from like, you know, big Australia.
Speaker 4: Did you know her?
Speaker 3: Mary mckillops across the road.
Speaker 4: I didn't see the team while I was lining up
Speaker 4: from Malarte. The tombs in the chapel, Oh good, I
Speaker 4: didn't set foot in the chapel lest I burst into flames.
Speaker 3: I want to see her toomb.
Speaker 2: I saw Alexander Hamilton's tomb walking out of the subway
Speaker 2: in New York.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's not a saint.
Speaker 2: No, he's not, but he you know, too scared to
Speaker 2: mention Hamilton now.
Speaker 4: Because he's in a musical. Anyway, what else can you google?
Speaker 2: What other saints and what they did? Google? This is
Speaker 2: a story.
Speaker 4: Please die. I'm from the nod as a No, this will.
Speaker 2: Really impressive the world's younger saint, trust me, it's a
Speaker 2: beautiful story. Hey, get your clean x out, you're going
Speaker 2: to need it.
Speaker 3: Who is the youngest saint?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to absolutely shit your pants.
Speaker 4: It's too well, how can there be too young?
Speaker 2: Was just Saint Hooded?
Speaker 5: Oh, the one that died in nineteen oh two and
Speaker 5: age eleven and was canonized in nineteen fifty.
Speaker 3: As a verge.
Speaker 2: Well, you'd hope, so think about it.
Speaker 4: I would hope that there's not some slutty eleven year old.
Speaker 3: Is it the London born teenager?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, guess what he did?
Speaker 2: Well? No, he went on have a hotel and save
Speaker 2: someone's life or on me, and then gave him a
Speaker 2: saint hood.
Speaker 4: It's loading.
Speaker 2: Fuck are you on dial up? You're the worst producer
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 3: Wait, okay, here it is.
Speaker 4: I got the answer so quickly.
Speaker 5: A London teenager who died of leukemia is set to
Speaker 5: become the Catholic Church's first millennial saint.
Speaker 2: Yes, what what huh?
Speaker 4: Great question?
Speaker 2: Tell us what I'll tell you. He set up a
Speaker 2: website where people could read the Bible online if you
Speaker 2: didn't have access to a physical copy or something to
Speaker 2: that tune. And he's spreading the word of Christ, and
Speaker 2: good for him. And he passed away very very sad.
Speaker 2: But because he spread the word of Christ posthumously, they
Speaker 2: say to him, he's a young saint.
Speaker 4: So his miracle was an e book.
Speaker 2: I mean it was a website.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a digital version of the Bible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the youngest modern, youngest modern, most modern saint.
Speaker 4: Are we done with Saint Chat? I really couldn't give
Speaker 4: even half a fuck.
Speaker 3: And here's another one who posts after he died miracle.
Speaker 2: I think that's how you get saint hood. You have
Speaker 2: to have died.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, but that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: We'll call the Catholic Church Mary McPhillips across the road.
Speaker 3: Apparently.
Speaker 5: Apparently his mum said that from the age of three,
Speaker 5: he would ask to visit church as they passed, and
Speaker 5: would donate his pocket money to poor people in the city,
Speaker 5: similar to when you bought the coffee.
Speaker 4: Very similar, Saycey Welsh, if you're listening, look what you've done.
Speaker 4: You've encouraged Jenna's confidence and now look where you've gotten this.
Speaker 4: We're listening to Saint Chat. All right, well we should
Speaker 4: probably go sure, okay.
Speaker 2: Soon so you don't need distress.
Speaker 4: Got my parking is really run out again. This half
Speaker 4: hour spots killing.
Speaker 2: We need to burn through this. Thank you for listening, idiots,
Speaker 2: We love you.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast made you feel lee two percent
Speaker 4: better today. That's all just two percent, So we do.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna pop down to Mary mckaillers can get a
Speaker 4: coffee Mate.
Speaker 2: Crab one for me. We will see you all very soon.
Speaker 3: Goodbye, bye, bye, rest and peace.
Speaker 1: Mary.
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