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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast that Bite sized Woods.

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Speaker 2: You have a you have a pensiant for butchering relationship milestones.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure what it is with you. I'm just

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Speaker 2: not sure what it is. I think planning, planning and logistics,

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Speaker 2: planning and planning in general not my bag. You took

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Speaker 2: a former girlfriend to Japan and leased a sex hotel

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Speaker 2: for two weeks. It was very cheap, and.

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Speaker 3: I understood why as soon as I got there and

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Speaker 3: the people there, they couldn't believe I booked it for

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Speaker 3: two weeks. There was an hourly rate because most people

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Speaker 3: go to books for the hour.

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Speaker 1: But then they treated me like a god because they

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Speaker 1: thought I was going for two weeks anyway.

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Speaker 2: So you got to histories and I just want to

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Speaker 2: paint a bit of a picture of people. MIM's first birthday,

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Speaker 2: first birth they had with her, you just have as

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Speaker 2: a man had her, you terrified her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they looked terrifying, but she she's a fan

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Speaker 1: of Alice in one Land, so there was thought behind

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Speaker 1: that I shouldn't have woken her up as the mad

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Speaker 1: had her and terrified.

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Speaker 2: Also then you also then didn't get her a gift,

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Speaker 2: and then and then ordered in haste some robes from America,

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Speaker 2: and in your haste ordered them off a Nigerian prince

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Speaker 2: bastard who absolutely pleased you.

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Speaker 3: I've built a wing of his palace, so he still

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Speaker 3: haven't got those. They're still on the way apparently comes

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Speaker 3: from him every now and then, making the.

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Speaker 2: Robe totally cap and then obviously finally as well, on

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Speaker 2: her birthday, you ordered some delicious food from No Boo,

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Speaker 2: the Japanese restaurant where you guys had a time.

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Speaker 1: Fourth, fourth or fifth day, which at a very special

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Speaker 1: moment for us. So while yeah, you couldn't go to

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Speaker 1: No Menu, so so excuse me, you've got the order

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Speaker 1: you can eat menu.

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Speaker 3: No I didn't. That sounds cheap and nasty.

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Speaker 1: I ordered some delicious food and I wanted it to

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Speaker 1: come to the house after the show at six point thirty.

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Speaker 1: But then yeah, well during the show, I received a

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Speaker 1: phone call and you can hear this, and I've just

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Speaker 1: had a phone call from Chrisintha from my buddy, and

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Speaker 1: she's going, I'm here with your phone, and.

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Speaker 3: She goes, well, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Leave it here and take a phunno off it.

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Speaker 3: Just a bad day to take a photo of it.

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Speaker 2: It was a bad day, you knocked up hot sushi

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Speaker 2: on the doorstep. There was no gift, looking like a

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Speaker 2: freak shocking bad day, bad day. But it was a

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Speaker 2: one year anniversary, congratulations.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, day night, and it was very special.

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Speaker 1: And Mimi, if you're listening, I couldn't love you more

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Speaker 1: and I'm so excited with matter to one year. But

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize that one year anniversaries was a gift,

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Speaker 1: a gifting thing.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have to be.

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Speaker 3: See, this is what I thought.

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Speaker 1: I was like, all universary is not is not a

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Speaker 1: present thing? Had that discussion beforehand. Well we didn't have

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Speaker 1: that discussion. So I don't want to point fingers, but

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Speaker 1: this could be actually Mims fault, what's happened?

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Speaker 2: It could be well, Semon, I don't celebrate anniversaries at all,

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Speaker 2: but we don't. We don't even but we definitely wouldn't

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Speaker 2: do a gift.

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Speaker 1: Because I wanted to celebrate it and do but I

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Speaker 1: have a nice time. We say gifts for birthdays and

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Speaker 1: Christmases and maybe Easter. But anyway, I got home last

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Speaker 1: night and there was this beautifully written cards.

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Speaker 2: Or card card cards are nice touch, Jez, where's the

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Speaker 2: heads up, mate.

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Speaker 1: Well, well you know I don't have going so a

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Speaker 1: beautifully written card on top of a present, so I

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Speaker 1: just start panicking. Obviously, I opened up my present and

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Speaker 1: finally she got me a rope. That's what I was

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Speaker 1: trying to buy her for her birthday, So that was

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Speaker 1: really funny. No, she dropped the buller, but anyway, it

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Speaker 1: was a beautiful robe. I absolutely love it. Anyway, I

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Speaker 1: just start panicking because I'm like my dad always taught

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Speaker 1: me that it's always better to have a gift than

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Speaker 1: say that you didn't get one. So I had to

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Speaker 1: start freaking. I think, what could I possibly give her

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Speaker 1: that's inside the house right now, and I remembered that

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Speaker 1: yesterday I took home something from the radio station, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, amazing, I can say this.

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Speaker 3: Is the gift. So I went in my bag and

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Speaker 3: I said.

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Speaker 1: Mim, close your eyes.

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Speaker 3: I've got to give for you as well.

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Speaker 1: And I pulled it out and I got her a

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Speaker 1: two meter inflatable subway foot long.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right for the pool, So we put that

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Speaker 2: in your bags. So we put that in your bag.

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Speaker 1: She couldn't have been more pissed off if she tried.

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Speaker 3: Three.

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell her that I said, I said, I

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Speaker 1: bought it from Someway, from I.

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Speaker 2: Bought an merchant pulled the merchant on the way.

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Speaker 1: I said, you're a fan of subway, and I said

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Speaker 1: in the subway and I bought a two meter infightable

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Speaker 1: foot long And then I was like, you can check

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Speaker 1: that in the family, Paul, why is she still with me?

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Speaker 3: More of the boys on the Full Show podcast. You

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Speaker 3: know you want to