Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just hosted a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Yeah, release yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: In high school. I thought compulsory. I meant you had
Speaker 2: a choice. So my year advisor, Missus Moyman, went on
Speaker 2: Mitch Mather's compulsory. I went fantastic and drama.
Speaker 3: Is Mitchuri and Mitchell coosya you.
Speaker 2: Our bucket list is well and truly being ticked today.
Speaker 4: I know another thing ticked off.
Speaker 1: The bloody idiots have been demanding Miss Nat Penfols.
Speaker 4: She's here, idiots, welcome back.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: It's been like fucking two years.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 4: Once I'd come in really hot, everyone knows what to expect.
Speaker 1: Normally that had been that long because last time you
Speaker 1: were here, we literally were calling you Nat from the edge.
Speaker 4: Yeah it doesn't even exist anymore, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: I listened back, and I thought, that's because you were
Speaker 2: on the edge. I thought you were mentally unstable.
Speaker 4: That's still a ran, yes, But now I work for
Speaker 4: kids for the Car and Jackio Show. What's your role
Speaker 4: executive producer? Moving up in the world? Oh my god,
Speaker 4: how do you feel? Price keeper Jennkas And that's your nemesis.
Speaker 5: I'm so unhappy right now.
Speaker 4: I've never seen a stiffer neck. She to look over
Speaker 4: at me.
Speaker 5: Why are you here?
Speaker 4: Because we're giving the people what they want.
Speaker 1: They don't want you, they actually do.
Speaker 2: He was by popular demand. They wanted nap penfold and
Speaker 2: such a stark contrast to Jessica Rowe, who is just
Speaker 2: like niceness personified.
Speaker 4: Was she the other person that everyone requested?
Speaker 2: I think Mitch really wanted her. Mitch's mum begdist that nice.
Speaker 1: Maybe Jane would have the same reaction to meeting you.
Speaker 4: I don't I well, no, of course not.
Speaker 2: Well, Michelle Curry is a big is a big nap penfold.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on out.
Speaker 4: Love Michelle Dad's name. I love Mark. I love Mark.
Speaker 2: Love you and Mark flirt like crapy see each other.
Speaker 4: I saw him once in Cronulla in the shortest of
Speaker 4: bike shorts and I said Mark, and he just thought
Speaker 4: I was trying to crack onto it him and I
Speaker 4: was like, no, I mean, nice legs, but we're just
Speaker 4: trying to get pizza here. But yeah, no. I love
Speaker 4: Mitch's whole fan, but I'd love to meet Jane. A
Speaker 4: lot of the socials. She's beautiful, and the dad. What
Speaker 4: are your parents like? My parents are cool.
Speaker 2: I mean I've met NAT's parents and you're love your dad.
Speaker 2: NAT's dad and myself were boxing partners for a brief
Speaker 2: period of time. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they just flick sweat all over each other.
Speaker 2: Pre working here. We've known each other along. We're to
Speaker 2: the same school, so we we know each.
Speaker 4: Other very well. That's not how we know each other.
Speaker 2: You're older than much older than my senior leader. When
Speaker 2: I was in krash, Matt weaned me off the butt
Speaker 2: butt and told me to.
Speaker 4: So what are we.
Speaker 2: Doing, Mitchell? Isn't that just going to be here? And
Speaker 2: we're just gonna what bully Jenner and have some.
Speaker 4: Giggles pretty much?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got a Yes I do, Jenny. Have you
Speaker 1: got an need that?
Speaker 4: Just me too?
Speaker 5: We'll get to you whatever.
Speaker 4: God drop the attitude. Yeah, no one likes a sassy bitch.
Speaker 4: Just smiles.
Speaker 2: Between you two. Where does this date back to?
Speaker 4: Actually have no idea how it started. Jenna just decided
Speaker 4: she didn't like me in the early days. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I can just sense a person as soon as I
Speaker 5: see them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a person's there, you just send I could
Speaker 4: just send to a person as soon as I see them,
Speaker 4: well fucking done.
Speaker 5: This isn't even yours.
Speaker 4: Do you have a mona Nat? No? I do.
Speaker 5: Do you have rash shirt?
Speaker 4: No? I do. Nobody wants a rush shirt. Everybody wants
Speaker 4: rash shirt. That's another thing that was demanded. Yeah, the
Speaker 4: Rush shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, along with Nat pen fell back on the bomb
Speaker 1: one question your fans now, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I want to share like one of my favorite Nat
Speaker 1: moments from recently because she's now working at kids. As
Speaker 1: we said, and when Kyle and jack here launched into Melbourne,
Speaker 1: they did like a go around and introduce yourself.
Speaker 4: Hi, I'm Kyle, Hi, I'm Jackie.
Speaker 1: All the team that was sharing a fun fact about
Speaker 1: them and hers was Hi, I'm Nat and I can
Speaker 1: vape through my moot.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's our girl. Yeah, our girl.
Speaker 2: I'm so proud of you, I.
Speaker 4: Know, And I just I thought I have to come
Speaker 4: into Melbourne with a bang, and I knew I could
Speaker 4: do it, and I've been holding onto it for months
Speaker 4: and then I'm like, this is the perfect moment to
Speaker 4: bring it out. So then we did a whole press
Speaker 4: conference on the show about it. People were calling in
Speaker 4: asking questions. Everyone's fascinating. What were the questions? Oh? Can
Speaker 4: it blow smoke rings? Can I taste the flavor down
Speaker 4: Thereina have its own set of miniature lungs. Yeah, but no,
Speaker 4: it's it's something I did once when I was very drunk,
Speaker 4: and I just thought, I'm going to see if this
Speaker 4: can happen, because in Bangkok they do it all the
Speaker 4: time with cigarettes. Do they yeah into a sex show?
Speaker 4: I have?
Speaker 1: Actually I have too. Was very confronted with shocking and
Speaker 1: none of them looked like they're enjoying it.
Speaker 4: No, it was kind of.
Speaker 2: Saying it got me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was kind of like, oh cool, she pulled
Speaker 4: a live bird out of a vagina.
Speaker 2: Well it hardcore and fincherre a cockertoo. I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: It was quite small sparrow, I believe. And then but
Speaker 4: then she got to the point where a guy started
Speaker 4: walking on stage and he had a raging hard on
Speaker 4: from the moment he walked down, and I was like,
Speaker 4: that's via gred up and he just goes straight in
Speaker 4: and I was just like, Okay, this is as big,
Speaker 4: way too much for me, and I'm quite brazen for
Speaker 4: me to say that, and I just got up and
Speaker 4: walked out, and I just felt sad for the remainder
Speaker 4: of my trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're dead behind the eyes. I saw something in
Speaker 2: Amsterdam and it was Jannet.
Speaker 4: Do you remember our Kentigue.
Speaker 1: We went into one and they were just like it
Speaker 1: was probably their eighth show that week and they were
Speaker 1: just not loving themselves.
Speaker 2: Imagine show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she'll pork me, I guess, imagine doing.
Speaker 2: Your sex show, Mattinee. Like, at least if it's at night,
Speaker 2: it's like, well the sun's down, I'm kind of in
Speaker 2: the mood to get burned. But like at midday, yeah,
Speaker 2: with an elderly audience, people rustling Maltese's and drop tops
Speaker 2: in the ground with a heart Ereck Dick, that'll be shocking.
Speaker 4: That actually is very close to my ageym today. Is
Speaker 4: it ye?
Speaker 2: Want to give us a clue?
Speaker 4: Well, the daytime thing and the penis that's the whole thing.
Speaker 4: I'm given away, the whole You and I kicked things off.
Speaker 2: We should wish it. But if it's your first time listening,
Speaker 2: welcome every show we start the same with it. Is
Speaker 2: it just me something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's I don't
Speaker 2: know Nats Jenna's doing one as well, bits and pieces
Speaker 2: like playing pull it out? Do you want to? You
Speaker 2: want your first Mitchell?
Speaker 4: Sure, kick things, go for it all right? Is it
Speaker 4: just me?
Speaker 1: Should we be able to do ovations in other ways
Speaker 1: than just standing? Why is it always a standing ovation
Speaker 1: like a laying ovation? Yes, a horizontal ovation.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't be lying down at the theater, now, would you?
Speaker 4: Well, if you're in gold class.
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 4: But what others when we're back? Who stands and claps
Speaker 4: in the theater.
Speaker 2: On opening night?
Speaker 4: Oh you're speaking of theater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm done movie theater.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they really.
Speaker 1: Should have some sort of banana lounge option at the theater.
Speaker 4: Theater like a musical theater.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to give a horizontal ovation, like a
Speaker 1: spinning ovation.
Speaker 4: You're just like, wow, swirling on my chair.
Speaker 1: For everyone that can't see the definition of ovation, a
Speaker 1: sustained and enthusiastic show of appreciation.
Speaker 4: You don't need to be standing to do that.
Speaker 2: But you also then don't need to be clapping, do you?
Speaker 4: What are you to do with your eyes? Well? The
Speaker 4: example it gives here actually says the performance received a
Speaker 4: thundering ovation. How can you thunder an ovation?
Speaker 1: What about when you had two fucked feet, Nat, and
Speaker 1: you had you had two moon boots, you could have
Speaker 1: done a hobbling ovation.
Speaker 4: That's very true. Ovation. Yeah, I broke both my feet
Speaker 4: at once. That was a fucking time, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: And then at me you broke both feet at once,
Speaker 2: so you had two moon boots on No.
Speaker 4: Well, so one broke and then the two weeks later
Speaker 4: I broke the other one. I was stupid twice.
Speaker 5: And then didn't you get COVID?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Oh, and rewind before the broken feet, I got dumped.
Speaker 4: I thought I was getting proposed to.
Speaker 1: I got dumped, You got feet and broken up with Wow,
Speaker 1: what a fucking time.
Speaker 4: I have just seen a couple of months ago break
Speaker 4: up June, broken foot, July, other broken foot July, COVID August.
Speaker 2: Ship then but then October you got crowned executive producer.
Speaker 2: That's true, Kyle and Jackie, And now you're on these
Speaker 2: It Just Me podcast in its final run, we.
Speaker 4: Are the light at the end of the tunnel. That's true.
Speaker 2: Let's all give Nat a sitting over jumping ovation.
Speaker 1: Okay, nice to think you're doing well, Jenna's not doing
Speaker 1: it now, didn't jump.
Speaker 4: That'd be such a negative bitch.
Speaker 2: That is very uncomfortable. Look at that's all you know.
Speaker 2: When you scroll TikTok and you get so far, you
Speaker 2: get to those young women riding horses, but they're not
Speaker 2: real horses.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: What that just looked like.
Speaker 4: A galloping ovation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, galloping ovation possible, And I'm with image. I think
Speaker 2: ovations should be should just be neutral.
Speaker 1: Nothing in the fucking definition of the word that says
Speaker 1: it needs to be standing. Yeah, I'm ovaiting right now.
Speaker 1: You can't tell, but.
Speaker 2: I am internally of vaiting. All right, we shall I
Speaker 2: do my age? Yeah yeah, sure, let's go go Bradley.
Speaker 4: Is it just me.
Speaker 2: A realistic cakes getting out of hand?
Speaker 4: Oh? Oh my god, it's all over my TikTok everywhere?
Speaker 4: And do you think they're going to sever a handoff?
Speaker 4: And you're like chocolate mud.
Speaker 2: I saw a gender reveal and there was a little
Speaker 2: baby infant sleeping like a chair. I went, what a
Speaker 2: gorgeous And they slides the baby's headed half and it
Speaker 2: was pink and they went, yeah.
Speaker 4: I've seen that with a cat.
Speaker 5: I saw the cat one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that freaked me that fucking out. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I saw one of Moo dang the baby hippo,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what a gorgeous.
Speaker 4: There's a whole Netflix series about it called is It
Speaker 4: Just Cake?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Wait, no, that's will it Cake? With a couple of
Speaker 4: titches Jim Cake? No, is it cake?
Speaker 2: Or I think either of.
Speaker 1: God, just when you were coming out of the dark
Speaker 1: period of your life, you're having a stroke, have a moment, Well.
Speaker 4: Wait, is it cake? Is the name of the show?
Speaker 4: Is it? Yeah? And it's posted by a guy that
Speaker 4: was on SNL. It's quite funny.
Speaker 2: Interesting, so I brush past it then.
Speaker 4: Stopped down. Interesting.
Speaker 2: But I just think we need like a like a
Speaker 2: warning because they're so realistic these days that I need
Speaker 2: to know if it's not a human piece, you're right,
Speaker 2: like a hand. I've seen a brain cake and it
Speaker 2: looks so realistic. Who is doing this? It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: It's also driving the price of cake up because now
Speaker 4: if you just want a simple birthday cake, they're fucking
Speaker 4: three hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh totally. And every bitch that I went to school
Speaker 2: with suddenly has a cake company. It's with Beck Baked
Speaker 2: by Beck, Good for You, Cooked by Karen. Okay, well
Speaker 2: there's a scene a k issue there, but go for it.
Speaker 1: I really fucking admire what they can do with the cakes,
Speaker 1: but I could never be a baker and apply myself
Speaker 1: to being good at it because I would hate going
Speaker 1: to all that effort make me look beautiful only for
Speaker 1: it to be eaten.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd be like, nah, frame it or something I
Speaker 4: want to keep.
Speaker 2: You know what they're doing now for weddings. You can
Speaker 2: order a full wedding cake, but it's foe. It's ninety
Speaker 2: five percent face.
Speaker 4: And then the top tier you cut through.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Or I've got a friend who's getting married and
Speaker 2: they're doing one slice. So when they cut the cake,
Speaker 2: there's like little icing lines. It's like a doctor and
Speaker 2: they just cut that slice and there's one piece of cake.
Speaker 4: Wedding you went to where anyone even fucking wants the cake.
Speaker 4: I'm hovering around that ball cake and what's that hard icing?
Speaker 4: I actually love?
Speaker 5: Really, Yes, It's.
Speaker 1: One time when I was really stoned, I literally went
Speaker 1: to the supermarket and bought Fondon and ate it like
Speaker 1: a music bar.
Speaker 4: We had the same icing. It's like inside of the
Speaker 4: cake always that orangey tinged brown. What is that cake?
Speaker 2: I think it's caramel, caramel, caramel? What's that carousmel?
Speaker 1: You know what my friend did at her wedding recently,
Speaker 1: my friend Katie, she's an idiot, hig Katie.
Speaker 2: It was the shirt.
Speaker 4: She's an absolute catch.
Speaker 1: When she got married, she didn't have a wedding cake.
Speaker 1: She just brought out a bunch of slices. It was
Speaker 1: the best idea because you could just have a little
Speaker 1: bit of slice, like a vanilla or a camel or something.
Speaker 1: And I said to her, that's actually genius, and she goes.
Speaker 4: I didn't plan it that way. I just forgot to
Speaker 4: order the cake like.
Speaker 1: She inquired, got the price and then said sounds good,
Speaker 1: but forgot to lock it in properly.
Speaker 4: And it was perfect.
Speaker 2: Who's behind cakes? Pr because cake has had a comeback.
Speaker 2: Cake is good at the moment, like cake, remember cake was?
Speaker 2: It was big when we were all kids, and then
Speaker 2: it died off.
Speaker 4: No, I'm acting like it's a fashion trend with the
Speaker 4: cargo pants.
Speaker 2: CAC's bag. It was brownies and cookies and now everyone's like,
Speaker 2: I want a cake and they want the teared cake.
Speaker 4: I think it's the Instagram thing. Everyone wants a photo
Speaker 4: of their love heart cake with that icing on the
Speaker 4: outside that says like thirty bitch.
Speaker 2: On the front, with the cherries on the ConA.
Speaker 1: It never went out of fashion. I've always loved cake, cookies,
Speaker 1: all of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can tell.
Speaker 4: But you know we've got olds.
Speaker 1: We've got an old because usually we would pick out
Speaker 1: on cake on pig Week, for example. But now if
Speaker 1: I bring a birthday cake in here, we have like
Speaker 1: a slipper and I go, oh, I've got a hennache.
Speaker 2: I know that ship.
Speaker 4: But I'm at an age where I can't do full
Speaker 4: sugar things anymore. I can't do full sugar coke. My
Speaker 4: brain explode. Yeah, I can't do it. Can't do full
Speaker 4: cream milk anymore. Sh yeah, that's good. So it's like
Speaker 4: my body is rejecting anything that's pure cocaine.
Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna say, I'll send you at the
Speaker 2: Radio Awards.
Speaker 4: Is it just me? You can follow the show online,
Speaker 4: just search a couple of miches. If you don't, you're
Speaker 4: a dickhead, you Doug.
Speaker 1: It's Battle of the Apple female right now. Who wants
Speaker 1: to go first? Jenna nat Scissars Paper rock.
Speaker 4: Is that fair? Jelly Wressell, who's gym is gonna go first?
Speaker 4: I can't be fucked with her?
Speaker 2: Just so you go? Not you go, just go see
Speaker 2: the chemistry is palpable. But you too, You guys actually
Speaker 2: do this. There's an uncadny kind of connection between you.
Speaker 2: Do you like the Menendez brothers, Like you could kiss
Speaker 2: or kill someone in that No, no, what have we decided?
Speaker 4: She's going, I'm.
Speaker 2: Going, oh, okay, behind you ask him to cut you in.
Speaker 1: Cunt me in, Bradley, nicer than that, my god, youth,
Speaker 1: your manners.
Speaker 4: Bradley, would you count me in? Please?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is daytime sex the worst thing in the world. I
Speaker 4: had this quite recently. I'd already opened the blinds for
Speaker 4: the day because you know, you get up and you're like,
Speaker 4: let's let the light in, feel the weekend vibes. And
Speaker 4: then I'm like it happened, obviously, yeah, and then so
Speaker 4: the sun shining right on my dot hole. You can't
Speaker 4: just pop the blinds down.
Speaker 2: You know what, it's always brown.
Speaker 4: That chick that stands up and goes sorry, I've just
Speaker 4: got to close these You ruin the moment, right, So
Speaker 4: not only is their sun blaring on my ears. But
Speaker 4: then the morning breath. There was morning yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: night yes, and then there was morning sex, which I
Speaker 4: wasn't prepared for, so I hadn't gone to the bathroom,
Speaker 4: brush my hair and brush my teeth and things like that.
Speaker 4: So yeah, my neck was cocked so far the left
Speaker 4: the entire time. But it's like his breath, my breath,
Speaker 4: the sun, the smell.
Speaker 1: I can't do the mornings because of the breath, not
Speaker 1: even his mind. I wouldn't do it to him.
Speaker 4: But also even when you're in a relationship, there's no
Speaker 4: f in morning. Now, men seem to I don't know
Speaker 4: if you guys are, but men seem to like be
Speaker 4: their horniest in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we wake up like we a lot of
Speaker 2: us wake up like a wreck.
Speaker 1: Why But that's not even necessarily as a result of horniness.
Speaker 1: That's just a bodily thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you've got to you might have to use it.
Speaker 2: I wake up, I am quite horny in the mornings.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with that. But in a gay relationship,
Speaker 2: like you can't really get you're going to prep it.
Speaker 2: We'll also, like you know, you wake up in the morning,
Speaker 2: you have a sip of coffee, and all of a
Speaker 2: sudden you're on the tour, like you don't want to
Speaker 2: be putting something up there in the morning. So night
Speaker 2: sex is better afternoon sex if you can prepare. I
Speaker 2: was going to say, he said daytime. No mind a
Speaker 2: Mattinee like a one pm on Woods.
Speaker 4: But yeah, Matt Lay, Yeah, correct, Matt and Lay. I'm
Speaker 4: fine with first thing in the morning, when you're like
Speaker 4: woken up and like their eyes are still closed and
Speaker 4: they almost pretend they're asleep. I'm like, why you act?
Speaker 2: We do so.
Speaker 4: Like you know what I mean, just clearly awake. You
Speaker 4: throwstick at a million miles a fucking minute. So yeah,
Speaker 4: that's my Is that morning sex gotta go? You're not
Speaker 4: rushing back to it? No, Like I mean, I'll do it.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say no to it. But even like
Speaker 4: night sex, some lights off, maybe a dim a dim
Speaker 4: bedside lamp at best TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I selling night lamps doing heavy lifting. When I
Speaker 2: get it on merely lit, it's like a little firefly
Speaker 2: in the stuff.
Speaker 4: Just better. That way, you feel like you can be free,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, even in a relationship, you
Speaker 4: can do weird shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely can't be spontaneous of a morning.
Speaker 4: Like you said, how much goes into it? Excuse my ignorance, Well,
Speaker 4: it depends how much fire. But I've had that day, right.
Speaker 2: It also depends how finicky you are, right, Like some
Speaker 2: people don't need any prep some people do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, prea, that's true.
Speaker 2: But it made a shower and you want to splash
Speaker 2: some water on there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it makes me think, like certain women women
Speaker 4: do it that way too, right, They don't they're not
Speaker 4: educated on how to prep it. Yeah, so that'd just
Speaker 4: be like a fucking message if.
Speaker 2: We want to go straight to it. I mean I
Speaker 2: took your mouth, Jenner, I could tell you about to go.
Speaker 4: She's been in the micro.
Speaker 2: Cod World War two coming. You can douche. But then
Speaker 2: also that's actually quite unhealthy for your like internal bowels.
Speaker 2: It throws out the peach.
Speaker 4: Too much or too often.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with water, you can get like douche kits, so
Speaker 2: like you're making sea monkeys down there. It's like one
Speaker 2: se Yeah, you don't want to ever do it, but
Speaker 2: like yeah, no, but especially in a long term relationship
Speaker 2: like this is my experience, douchein kills the vibe like
Speaker 2: if you're at a hotel or if you're on a
Speaker 2: holiday and you've had a great day and you go
Speaker 2: you're you're kissing, you're grabbing crotches and groins and and
Speaker 2: you're like so hot, but then you go, all right,
Speaker 2: twenty minute shower, you know.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing. If I'm picking up on the
Speaker 1: vibe that we might be in the mood today, I
Speaker 1: would never say I'm gonna go dosh because that ruined
Speaker 1: it spontaneous.
Speaker 4: Don't bother me. I'm douching right updushed guy. I would
Speaker 4: never do that, But it's an unspoken word. You know
Speaker 4: you're doing it. What I did? You have to say?
Speaker 1: Like it's almost like I'm not gonna hit m douching doe.
Speaker 4: No, I almost do it like a code.
Speaker 1: I'll just be like I might have a shower, did rather,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do my pull. But it's like I'm
Speaker 1: going to shower, And it's kind of like Roger that
Speaker 1: Roger that, oh my god. And I always like, have
Speaker 1: a shower anyone.
Speaker 4: I like to be clean.
Speaker 2: I once hooked up with his man and he wanted
Speaker 2: me to refer to it as a mussy man.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a bussy. We all know that that's nasty
Speaker 4: put in.
Speaker 2: But part of me but naked in a pair of boots.
Speaker 4: Bussy James, We got it.
Speaker 2: James Bond was gay, you know how He's got all
Speaker 2: the gadgets and they lie on the table a chair.
Speaker 4: Thank you, jeez, James Bond is my daughter. There will
Speaker 4: be brown forgot. Sorry. I do work on the calm
Speaker 4: Jackie Oh show. Yeah, smuts within me.
Speaker 2: Right, morning sex?
Speaker 1: So what about you, Jenna? Are you in a mood
Speaker 1: for a morning route?
Speaker 4: Ever? No? No, weren't you a massive slut when you
Speaker 4: went on contented that one?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've already discussed that.
Speaker 1: I was in the morning circling back. No morning time.
Speaker 4: It was, but where we were morning?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: No morning? Now?
Speaker 2: How often are we all having sex per week? Let's
Speaker 2: all be real and candid here.
Speaker 4: But I'm not in a relationship and you too, are you? No?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't know a thing about your life.
Speaker 2: But okay, Lelly, but okay, do in reo and then
Speaker 2: out of relow?
Speaker 4: Okay, depends on the stage of the relow that I
Speaker 4: was in. But in my stage of the relow, still
Speaker 4: only twice a week? Max and probably once. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I agree with that.
Speaker 1: It ebbs and flogs a bit, but at least once,
Speaker 1: but sometimes more.
Speaker 4: It also depends on what you do for work, like
Speaker 4: how early you wake up, how early you're going to bed? Yeah,
Speaker 4: how late you get home?
Speaker 2: True, that's true. You work mornings, which is hard because
Speaker 2: you would be prime at like one, two, three in
Speaker 2: the afternoon.
Speaker 4: And then by the time he'd get home, I'm done.
Speaker 2: See, I work nights, so then I'm kind of the opposite.
Speaker 4: You get home, you're roaring, Yeah, you're bart up, totally
Speaker 4: wake up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, grab the dude, Yeah, gotcha. Interesting.
Speaker 4: So wait, what's your expectation.
Speaker 2: Expected in negotiating shot? Four times a week.
Speaker 4: To tell me, bitch?
Speaker 2: Oh, well, because it's still you know, fresh, like three
Speaker 2: times a week, sometimes more four like gone a great week,
Speaker 2: were forty seven? That's my that's my highest.
Speaker 4: As in once per day or sometimes twice in one day.
Speaker 2: No multiple in a day, yeah, no, we get no weekdays.
Speaker 4: Isn't that the best stage of a relationship where it's
Speaker 4: like multiple times a day and you can't get enough
Speaker 4: of it? It doesn't last, some people claim years down
Speaker 4: the track, Yeah, we still do it every day, I'm like, who,
Speaker 4: That's what I mean?
Speaker 1: Everson follows. Sometimes he might just be like, actually, we're
Speaker 1: getting back into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's been a year for me and I'm
Speaker 2: still like real like we're both very stroke your microphone
Speaker 2: like that, can you talk about it? Sorry, he's thinking
Speaker 2: about it right now. I'm really into it.
Speaker 4: The eggplant Mike, Yeah, the old purple Mike. Haven't heard
Speaker 4: from you, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I haven't been listening.
Speaker 1: Should we give Jenny return? We'll listen to you. We
Speaker 1: promise you've got any Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I do? Okay? Are you ready to go?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm ready, Bradley, is it just me?
Speaker 5: Do you feel sorry for the empty reform of bed
Speaker 5: impilates that isn't used?
Speaker 4: Fucking hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I really feel sorry usually if so, in my classes
Speaker 5: it's fourteen people. If there's thirteen and there's one just
Speaker 5: by itself not being used, I just feel awful for it.
Speaker 1: I think, just you, because I prefer it if the
Speaker 1: class is slightly empty, because sometimes if there's someone right
Speaker 1: next to you on a reformer bed and you start
Speaker 1: doing the fucking slutty legs spinning around.
Speaker 4: You kick each other. Oh, yes, so I'd rather have
Speaker 4: an empty one next to me. She feel sorry for
Speaker 4: the bed itself, like it's got feelings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I look at that bed that's next to me,
Speaker 1: and I go think, fuck, you're aligned.
Speaker 2: Do you guys have the same bed that you use
Speaker 2: every time.
Speaker 5: I alternate between two?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, But also I'm sure, I'm sure the empty
Speaker 4: bed is like, thank god, I don't have a sweaty
Speaker 4: ass on me for an hour, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: But at the same time, it would be like, oh,
Speaker 5: what have I done wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think that's probably coming from within. I'm with you, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: when I'm next to someone and.
Speaker 1: You're still doing the politics by the way, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: wait is yours reformer or just reformer?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah. I lay on my back and then there's there's
Speaker 2: always this woman next to me who lies on her back,
Speaker 2: and you know at the end when they like, stretch
Speaker 2: your legs right out doing a why we both have
Speaker 2: to choreograph our movements without speaking. It's like tell Epathia,
Speaker 2: might you go? I go? You I'll go, and we
Speaker 2: like kind of doing like loop loops of our legs
Speaker 2: and then the moment we connect it's actually quite beautiful.
Speaker 4: For you or and he asked her how she feels
Speaker 4: she's been touched in a while.
Speaker 2: She likes it.
Speaker 4: I feel like there's an unwritten rule though, Like if
Speaker 4: you're going into it, like a just a normal gym, right,
Speaker 4: and there's one you're not a pilates girl, not a
Speaker 4: gym girl. Oh can be fucked. So you go into
Speaker 4: the gym. All the treadmills are free, you're on one,
Speaker 4: and then they go to the one next to you.
Speaker 5: You can't do that, No, that's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Same is in a car park. All the cars are like,
Speaker 4: all the spots are empty, you park in one, the
Speaker 4: person comes next to you. Why, I agree. It's just
Speaker 4: one of those things where there's nothing, there's no rule
Speaker 4: against it. But when they do it, I'm like, fuck you.
Speaker 1: If I walk into a reformer class gen and there's
Speaker 1: one empty bed, just one, I'd almost feel bad. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh god, these people next to me are probably really
Speaker 1: looking forward to having a bit of room.
Speaker 5: Well, I would feel satisfied that that bed was being used.
Speaker 4: Maybe you're more empathetic than me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for objects, I might not remember that is anyone
Speaker 2: else's empathy at all time high. I've been crying on
Speaker 2: TikTok lately just seeing people going through things like makes
Speaker 2: I saw this one TikTok or some lady to fate
Speaker 2: like I'm selling my plushies, coming by them and then
Speaker 2: she's like four hour update, I've sold one and it
Speaker 2: was to my sister, and I cried. I thought she's
Speaker 2: made these plushes. She's at a store and no one's
Speaker 2: bought them.
Speaker 4: Something in me when I see all those videos things
Speaker 4: you're lying for attention. Oh yeah, I'm pretty clever. If
Speaker 4: they are, well, yeah, they're swindling you because they want
Speaker 4: you to feel sorry for them.
Speaker 2: See I'm a chump, I'm not an empathy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to see if this like makes you
Speaker 1: sort of tear up or just a bit empathetic. Because
Speaker 1: remember that thing I got you from a fate. Yes,
Speaker 1: the Pride markets in Brisbane, like they're fair day the
Speaker 1: dick and you were in like a squish mellow phase
Speaker 1: and so I got you this plush dick that was Rainbow.
Speaker 4: But when I said.
Speaker 1: I'll have that, she goes, sorry, that's the last one.
Speaker 1: But I can do it on the website. And I
Speaker 1: explained to her, No, no, I need this for my co
Speaker 1: host birthday. She goes, I'll go home as soon as
Speaker 1: I've bumped out of this fair make one and express
Speaker 1: post Now, I said, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: That'd be great. After all that effort. She's stuck a neck.
Speaker 1: Out for you, and you fucking got to stop that neck.
Speaker 4: You gave it to your dog dog.
Speaker 2: She clearly had a sweat problem because that dick came
Speaker 2: to me driven wet and my dog Hamish there goes
Speaker 2: on into a bone. He grabbed it and he thrashed
Speaker 2: that cock.
Speaker 4: And the thing is is that dog's always no like.
Speaker 4: You try and give him something that's not a dog
Speaker 4: toy and they don't take it. They know when it's
Speaker 4: a dog toy. And if he went to that toy,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I was a dog cock.
Speaker 2: A nice note to end on.
Speaker 4: Are we finishing already?
Speaker 2: I think I think we're done. Yeah. And that gave
Speaker 2: me the we know working radio that I think.
Speaker 4: The finger the crack of dawn. I haven't been here
Speaker 4: for almost I actually have as well. No one cares
Speaker 4: about you.
Speaker 2: That's an E, that's an EP.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you want to make the executive decision to
Speaker 4: turn your microphone off in a minute, and that was
Speaker 4: my producer.
Speaker 2: Do you think that getting the Kyle and Jackie O
Speaker 2: job was at all influenced by your time working with me?
Speaker 4: You got me a foot in the door. Dull well,
Speaker 4: look I would I'd say the seven years I did
Speaker 4: at the Edge might have contributed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, people love that station.
Speaker 4: When I produced you, you did get a Radio Awards.
Speaker 2: At the Radio Awards which I was nominated, didn't win.
Speaker 2: When I'm producer, Race and was like you lost your
Speaker 2: award and then and then Grace was like, oh we did.
Speaker 2: Yeah as Mitchie one lift your game. I think you
Speaker 2: slapped her like funnily, you went.
Speaker 4: Just to make it, just to make a lot of contact.
Speaker 2: Why I yeah you Why.
Speaker 4: On the fly? Why I order enough?
Speaker 2: Why you know it's funny.
Speaker 4: When it happened it was the Lion King? Why Adam
Speaker 4: let me at him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's But also, no one ever moves
Speaker 2: and they're like charging up the slack s.
Speaker 4: In a movie that I'm thinking of someone kind of
Speaker 4: parent trap. When they're fighting on the little boundary, why
Speaker 4: remind me, remind me they're in their school camp and
Speaker 4: they're arguing on there like the thing and one of
Speaker 4: them insults the other twin and and she goes.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 2: Buddy's done it to a I don't know carrot, and
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, charges his fist.
Speaker 4: Actually, Lord, get hold me back.
Speaker 2: If you're at a train station middle of the night,
Speaker 2: three A two little teens come up and you got
Speaker 2: to shake me. And they come up and they.
Speaker 1: Go, it's becoming one of those things where the more
Speaker 1: you say the word, it doesn't sound like a real word.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you first said it, I thought that Why
Speaker 4: Johnny sure? Why? I thank you? Pay reading write this damp?
Speaker 4: Where were you when it happened?
Speaker 2: Of course? You like Jeordie Show reminds you of the
Speaker 2: Kent days.
Speaker 1: It gets you going, yeah, no, top day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in mind people, Mitch just joking now. And that's
Speaker 2: any questions you like to ask about the gay world
Speaker 2: before you go, well.
Speaker 4: I've already asked extent simply about anal play? Why do
Speaker 4: I keep ting like Tracy Groom shot angel play?
Speaker 2: Anal play?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What else can I ask?
Speaker 2: Why are you stroking your upper teeth as you.
Speaker 4: Actually I really saw nipples today.
Speaker 1: Actually that's not where your nips are, that's your shoulder
Speaker 1: very perky.
Speaker 2: That's because you.
Speaker 4: Said that I want them to be on your knees.
Speaker 2: I had a birth get issue. Whe your nipples are
Speaker 2: just in your classical Sorry.
Speaker 4: Look at it. I feel like I do. Look at that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I had a nip. No, it looks like
Speaker 4: one though. I went to the doctor about these.
Speaker 1: It's like a weird bump on my collar bone and
Speaker 1: he said, nothing to worry about because I was like cancer.
Speaker 4: But it's just a weird bin anything.
Speaker 1: It wasn't always there. Well, I was quite fat, so
Speaker 1: I never saw it. But once il yeah, once I
Speaker 1: can see my colarbones.
Speaker 4: Other weird body of things that's private. Sounds like a
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 2: Corood cos why I had had I've been circumcised twice.
Speaker 2: What I never revealed that this show there's an exclusive?
Speaker 2: And is it just melusive?
Speaker 4: Why did you forget it done twice? Because they're too doctor.
Speaker 2: It's like over his shoulder, his baby.
Speaker 4: Like hanging out of a magician's sleep, like a tapeworm.
Speaker 2: In one of those Colonic videos, you see the bottom
Speaker 2: the packing apple.
Speaker 4: Where they purposely like pretend they can't grab it, and
Speaker 4: I'm hooked. I'm watching it like get that fucker out.
Speaker 4: Ye that parasitic back to your foreskin skin.
Speaker 2: I don't have a faleskin anymore. It's gone you dual
Speaker 2: third concision.
Speaker 4: Keep it.
Speaker 2: Yes, my mum's got it in a Fisherman's friends tin
Speaker 2: in the garage. Actually, yeah, my mum's got my full skin.
Speaker 2: I've told you this. We've done this on air.
Speaker 5: Why did you have to get it twice?
Speaker 2: Because the doctor watched it the first time how he
Speaker 2: did it on an angle and then as it healed,
Speaker 2: I had like a little hump of foreskin, so to
Speaker 2: go in and cut that off. So I've been circumcised twice.
Speaker 4: How old were you the first and second type? First three?
Speaker 2: I know, like this was at birth, like the first
Speaker 2: couple of weeks from being born, and then I had
Speaker 2: to go back a couple of weeks later after there
Speaker 2: was immense swelling. Oh god, I know, baby me. I
Speaker 2: know when I was really sick as a baby too.
Speaker 2: I was seven eight weeks remember. I spent the first
Speaker 2: four months of my life in emergency in hospital.
Speaker 4: In one of those tub things in the what was it.
Speaker 2: Like, the incubator? Yeah, it's very cute. And every time
Speaker 2: mom walks by she just cries or she sees a
Speaker 2: net s ambulance plastic tub.
Speaker 4: People are just storing stuff.
Speaker 2: She's like, dad's hitting neapolitan ice cream.
Speaker 1: Dot mark normal to keep the for skin, by the way,
Speaker 1: is that normal to keep her Mitchell? No, I'm like,
Speaker 1: surely it's withering away like.
Speaker 4: Rotten.
Speaker 2: You know it's not rotten. It's kind of petrified.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. It's like you know when you dehydrate fruit, Like.
Speaker 2: When she gets stunned by the pier griff or whatever
Speaker 2: it's called. What she gets done and she's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: now you know what it is exactly like embrace yourself.
Speaker 2: You know when you got to a Thai restaurant and
Speaker 2: they do dried shot onion on the I knew.
Speaker 4: That was coming.
Speaker 2: That is exactly don't they come exactly what It's like?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because I pictured it a massive thing, but
Speaker 4: you're a baby tiny.
Speaker 2: Well, it also shrivels.
Speaker 4: She frozen it or something. I'll put in a vaccine.
Speaker 2: She's not. She's not a lab She got rearch down
Speaker 2: on that thing.
Speaker 5: How regularly did she look at it?
Speaker 4: And why do you want to look back on that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: He just coughed on. You tried to cough off Jenner?
Speaker 3: No respect for Jenna. Wet to be open.
Speaker 4: Actually, I've got a cough brough and this is how
Speaker 4: it's done. About to get it on your.
Speaker 2: Face that he was stumping a wet cardboard box was
Speaker 2: a wet cup, But.
Speaker 1: I didn't do it on your lap though, Yeah, thank
Speaker 1: you for that full respect.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's just sitting in a puddle of motes.
Speaker 5: Now I prefer over you.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it should be the three of us
Speaker 1: before we wrap things up.
Speaker 4: Actually, didn't hear about Jenna's weird body?
Speaker 2: What? Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can twist my arms.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, isn't it's so far order? No? Do it?
Speaker 4: Do you want to see you take your jacket off?
Speaker 1: You remember that on Harry Potter when their limbs could bend?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: And that? Okay, okay, are you readyll on Harry or something?
Speaker 4: Is it that bad? It's really weird? Here we go?
Speaker 4: Oh see, isn't that sick? Yeah, it's kind of gross,
Speaker 4: but it's not that bad. Unimpressed? Okay, fine? Then what
Speaker 4: do you go to parties? And I used to did you?
Speaker 4: That's your party trick? Minds vaping my mud very different people.
Speaker 2: I can do his trick. Closure eyes.
Speaker 4: What are you going to just close? Drink?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: What's the doing? Close your eyes?
Speaker 2: I'll do a whole theater of the mind ready. I mean, hey,
Speaker 2: it's Paul the Plumber, homemte, the tabs in the in
Speaker 2: the kitchen and sink. You can come in. No worries
Speaker 2: this sink. Yeah, get up real close. It's got a
Speaker 2: real problem. All right, I'm getting up close.
Speaker 4: Oh that was fantastic. You were sure.
Speaker 1: So literally literally flicking his chin.
Speaker 4: Do you give it a go? Are you whistling? No,
Speaker 4: it's I actually do it without flicking. What's the noise?
Speaker 2: I think I can do it? It's yeah.
Speaker 1: And then if I flick my chin, No, that's incredible.
Speaker 2: Did you ever tell that old wives tale story? Please try?
Speaker 4: Can you're a tap?
Speaker 2: That just throat gurgled salt wash? Oh my god? That
Speaker 2: that sounds like the kid Picks animation when you used
Speaker 2: to click and you try you remember last time and
Speaker 2: for old time, So we should do this, Mitchell. We
Speaker 2: remember we did sounds.
Speaker 4: We made an impression of a sound.
Speaker 2: We did an impression of sounds.
Speaker 1: Remember, so like I was jingle keys and you do
Speaker 1: an impression of it something like that.
Speaker 2: All right, let's let's do a row around. Well I
Speaker 2: just did. I just did a tap. Okay, so and
Speaker 2: Mitchell did a wet cut pod box being stomped in
Speaker 2: the gutter.
Speaker 4: But what was it actually?
Speaker 2: Again? You him coughing, Oh, I've forgotten my stories crossed.
Speaker 4: You're not coping? No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a sound that you're going
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 4: Wait, do I close my eyes and guess the sound?
Speaker 2: No? No, you make you pick the game you made
Speaker 2: the creator. It's like some monopoly being like, what do
Speaker 2: I do want my past?
Speaker 4: Go? Okay? Creative?
Speaker 2: You know, going? When do I say it?
Speaker 1: I find anything that I can make a sound with
Speaker 1: to do an impression that we haven't already done.
Speaker 4: But you have to have the strepsil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll screwing the lid back on top of coke bottle.
Speaker 4: I have to hear it. That's yeah, you're doing an
Speaker 4: impression of already. This is me taking a lotnger a
Speaker 4: round of a packet.
Speaker 2: Okay, go now, not bad.
Speaker 1: I got all the blood rushed to my head and
Speaker 1: I just started down really confused, trying to put my
Speaker 1: headphone back in put the longer in.
Speaker 2: My ear that your recca has never been as open
Speaker 2: in your life.
Speaker 4: We all looped up.
Speaker 2: Now I'll do one chewing on the end of a pen.
Speaker 4: Who's doing that? Did you snap it? Two?
Speaker 2: You lost a crown.
Speaker 4: I don't think I can do that.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, you can do it?
Speaker 4: Are you folding more? No? Cart tongue.
Speaker 2: The chamber of Seatre's just o from somewhere? All right?
Speaker 4: Give me doing there? Okay, hang on, Oh okay, come.
Speaker 2: On man, I'm not tra damas. I'm not there.
Speaker 4: Terrible.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about this me bunking Genner and the head
Speaker 2: with zombie water.
Speaker 4: But it's me knocking General out, shooting Mitchell Coop in
Speaker 4: the pelvis already, it's gonna be a funny bond.
Speaker 2: You're doing this, Mitchell, No, not hard. I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was good for You're gonna get sorry, my apologies.
Speaker 5: Captain Jenn's Okay, now this one.
Speaker 4: Jenna's now hitting Mitch in the head with the bottle looks.
Speaker 2: Like olive oil Popeye's weird wife.
Speaker 4: Closer to the market place. Just stop charging, at least
Speaker 4: do it close to the mic.
Speaker 2: I feel like Coote and road Runner.
Speaker 4: I didn't get audio of that.
Speaker 1: Okay, now we're just being abusive, just rowing through that
Speaker 1: before we go. Maybe we should get Nat to record
Speaker 1: like a message that we can play in a sweeper
Speaker 1: for later on, like a farewell in gym.
Speaker 4: Hi, guys, it's Nat.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to wish you were happy whatever or
Speaker 1: some ship something we can use later.
Speaker 4: All right, and speak.
Speaker 2: About how many times you've been on here. You're our
Speaker 2: most featured guest, so people officially, how many three this
Speaker 2: would be?
Speaker 4: This would be the fifth?
Speaker 5: Too many?
Speaker 4: You realize when you bring your negative shit in, no
Speaker 4: one vibes with it and just kill us the convo. No,
Speaker 4: I reckon, this is the.
Speaker 2: Fifth celebrity you've done so well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so much here?
Speaker 2: You know this is real friendship, That's what this is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we do love you and the chemistry is real.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you're ending the podcast.
Speaker 1: I know harness that emotion. Do your message? Okay, who
Speaker 1: am I dressing?
Speaker 4: Just all of us? We're playing it this week in
Speaker 4: the future. Hello, Mitch and Mitchell. I'm so sad that
Speaker 4: you guys are finishing the podcast, but I'm very excited
Speaker 4: that I'm your most featured guest and that you made
Speaker 4: it five years and I always had so much fun,
Speaker 4: even though I fucking hate Jenna. But yeah, all the
Speaker 4: Endurant idiots are going to be very sad to see
Speaker 4: you go. I'm one of the idiots, so Endurant forever, Duran.
Speaker 2: How did you just coughs lodged beautiful?
Speaker 4: We can also?
Speaker 2: I love that, and anyone does it when they're telling
Speaker 2: a speech, when they go off book, they look into
Speaker 2: the middle of the world to find work, and I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: good luck dis associated.
Speaker 4: It was coming up for me. We should get out
Speaker 4: of here.
Speaker 2: We sure, let's go. Thanks for listening. Everyone still chance
Speaker 2: to leave us. A five star review means jack ship
Speaker 2: to be honest. But if you haven't left, yeah, but
Speaker 2: not anymore, not that we're not you know, continue merch,
Speaker 2: Yeah you can. You want the Army Idiot range. You'd
Speaker 2: like it. It's funny. It's those who know. No, it's
Speaker 2: not basic. It's not a level merch not Yeah, yes.
Speaker 4: A couple of mines dot com. If you want to
Speaker 4: have to buy merch, we will see you on a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks. We literally see you on Monday.
Speaker 2: If we took a mid two week break. Three episodes
Speaker 2: left two week break right now, we love you things
Speaker 2: for being here and on all socials at that penfold.
Speaker 1: Actually, I just realized, is that next episodes, which comes
Speaker 1: out on Monday, that's when we're going to see who
Speaker 1: came second with the merch.
Speaker 4: Telling Son I was the next episode, So get your
Speaker 4: sales in now it is. You've got I'm with Idiot
Speaker 4: and you've got the Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: I already won.
Speaker 1: It was a tied second between Chiery and misfit Oscar
Speaker 1: and what.
Speaker 2: Was his his misfit Chen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm with the Idiot's gotta win.
Speaker 2: Well you'd think so, but well, lodg it.
Speaker 4: We'll find out in the next episode.
Speaker 2: I appreciate this.
Speaker 1: If not a vote situation, it's a sales situation.
Speaker 2: Was weird they merge? If you, as the executive producer
Speaker 2: for Kyle and Jackie Osher, one of the greatest shows
Speaker 2: in the country. If Kyle was off for a week
Speaker 2: and someone filled in, would you go let them make
Speaker 2: merch that's a good idea. Absolutely not, thank you very much,
Speaker 2: but that's all right. That's just my point. And I
Speaker 2: wanted to get someone to back me out.
Speaker 4: And yet it's sold. It's like a real bee in
Speaker 4: your bonnet.
Speaker 2: Not a bee in my bonnet, not a Elvis Presley.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see you guys in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: They catch you them by five?
Speaker 4: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 1: Aff Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.
Speaker 1: This is where we are meant to go, Rode, Have
Speaker 1: we got a bit more rogue? It's left Ennis, Jenne's
Speaker 1: yawning in my face.
Speaker 5: How rude.
Speaker 2: We've all given up. I got a microsleep.
Speaker 5: Cough on me.
Speaker 2: I actually coughed into the world. Colie on her left,
Speaker 2: she coughed into the abyss.
Speaker 4: I don't know where to coughs. I just go and
Speaker 4: then you all get it eventually.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You know, people say that yawns are contagious. Imagine if
Speaker 1: cops were did you catch the cops?
Speaker 4: What about back in COVID and you couldn't even cough?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just was around a heavy smoker and I
Speaker 4: was standing in the line for my vaccination, like like
Speaker 4: trying to hold it in because everyone would think I
Speaker 4: was going to give them COVID. Remember when we had
Speaker 4: no just down for not contagious.
Speaker 2: We had to wear masks in the work place.
Speaker 5: Came what Yeah, the police came to the building.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And but you'll do a walk through and see
Speaker 4: if everyone was during breakfast. Yeah shit, Yeah. And you
Speaker 4: couldn't even leave the house without one of those notes
Speaker 4: saying you're essential.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Remember when you had to check in
Speaker 2: you wanted some salmona geary for lunchtime, you had to
Speaker 2: get the QR code and scan it and tap and
Speaker 2: what time you left and then contact tracing, And god,
Speaker 2: what a weird.
Speaker 4: Even on the ground, you see if some places still
Speaker 4: have the like police stand here, please stand here, and
Speaker 4: they're socially distanced and I just really back my crotch
Speaker 4: onto the person in front of me. Just didn't just
Speaker 4: in protest. And that.
Speaker 2: About on public transport, we had the green stickers that
Speaker 2: was like sit here, sit here, and you could only
Speaker 2: sit on the.
Speaker 5: Ground because no one could sit next to you.
Speaker 2: That was nice. That was a good part of COVID
Speaker 2: that there was very little touch.
Speaker 4: You're very you're a very complex person. You want someone
Speaker 4: on the machine next to your reform polarates, But no
Speaker 4: one sitting next to you on the train.
Speaker 5: No, because the reformer POLARTI bear deserves more love than it.
Speaker 4: What about that dirty fucking train seat?
Speaker 5: You know, the train scene is way more than that form.
Speaker 4: Imagine when the asses have farted on those. But you
Speaker 4: know the train seat, the pattern it's got. Yeah, do
Speaker 4: you know that it's that because you can't see dirt
Speaker 4: on it. Yeah, then trying to hide out dirty it.
Speaker 4: It's a specific pattern that like blocks out the yarkness.
Speaker 1: Here's what they should do on public transport, the same
Speaker 1: thing they do with a former polates.
Speaker 4: We have to wipe it down.
Speaker 1: After you've done with that ye moist fabric. That's a
Speaker 1: bit of a floor in that planet.
Speaker 4: Actually the fabric's better than when you know, when you
Speaker 4: sit on a bus and it's like the fake leather.
Speaker 4: Oh I hate. I always stand up, and even if
Speaker 4: I go to someone's house in summer and they've got
Speaker 4: the pleasure seats and or a hairdresser or anyone that's
Speaker 4: got it, you stand up. I always have sweat all
Speaker 4: over it, and I just like to own it. I
Speaker 4: just sorry, bit of bum sweat, because if not, it's
Speaker 4: like you're trying to hide it. Yeah, I'm making direct
Speaker 4: eye contact with you because you're a sweaty boy.
Speaker 2: I'm sweating now, got my hands, they're quite claiming.
Speaker 4: Have I got that botox in your hands? No? Never,
Speaker 4: but I should botox in your hands? Stop sweating? Really?
Speaker 4: Can I do that for my fucking arm?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah you can? Really? Yeah? Right, just discovering this, I
Speaker 4: didn't know that that was the reason people do it.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just for wrinkles and shit, and
Speaker 1: you can get it in.
Speaker 2: I get it in the back of my neck for
Speaker 2: migraines I have and don't get it. Yeah, for my
Speaker 2: bad headache. Yeah, get in the back of my neck.
Speaker 2: My friend, well, Brittany Honckley funck Brittany, who we speak about,
Speaker 2: has got it in her neck so much that she
Speaker 2: can't hold her head up straight. So sometimes she gets knocked.
Speaker 2: Got to get her hand and pull it up.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Her muscles are like so weakened by her botox white migraines. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she gets bad migraines.
Speaker 4: I'm so glad I'm not a microine software right, what
Speaker 4: are you checking it on your watch?
Speaker 2: Got a notification?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: But just people trying to do you ever.
Speaker 4: Get my botox? Journer? By the way, it just looks
Speaker 4: like you have it. It's so surprising you do forhead,
Speaker 4: Really look.
Speaker 2: At me, Jenna, Nah, you just have a good skincare routine.
Speaker 5: Do you ever wear makeup just like bb cream?
Speaker 4: Are you wearing that right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She's one of those people that like never wears it.
Speaker 1: But then when she does actually get dolled up for
Speaker 1: the radio wards and something, people go.
Speaker 4: Hum, all right, selma faked.
Speaker 2: That's undressed to in press? Have you played dressed in press?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, you love it? You're gonna play?
Speaker 4: I don't know if you would.
Speaker 2: Hey, what is it?
Speaker 4: How do you even explain it?
Speaker 1: It's like a thing on Roadblocks where you're in a
Speaker 1: room with life people actually also playing like strangers.
Speaker 4: Like Habo Hotel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's like hotel and you've got I got
Speaker 2: groomed on Habo Hotel, Timel, tell me to my sweat,
Speaker 2: show me a penis. It was just one pixel pick
Speaker 2: my sister Rachel. Genuinely, this is a warning for kids.
Speaker 2: Got groomed on Club Penguin by some penguin.
Speaker 4: What's called penguin?
Speaker 2: Oh? Nat, come on, it's like Habo Hotel, but penguin,
Speaker 2: you get your glue, your care buffles.
Speaker 4: How old are you Jenner? Thirty one? I'm not younger
Speaker 4: than you. How do you know my birthday when you
Speaker 4: hate me so much?
Speaker 5: Weird because we right next to each other, don't it?
Speaker 4: I don't have my birthday on my shirt.
Speaker 2: Why don't you two just kiss? Come on?
Speaker 4: Thank you? Do you still want to know what dressed
Speaker 4: to impressive? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, a penguin, Habo Hotel at Jason, You've got five
Speaker 1: minutes to pick an outfit.
Speaker 4: There's a theme.
Speaker 1: It might be like just broken up with and you
Speaker 1: go around the closet and you put on a different outfit,
Speaker 1: and then there's a catwalk at the end and everyone
Speaker 1: rates each other's looks out of five and then there's
Speaker 1: like a podium who based off the audience.
Speaker 4: I don't think I know what Roadblocks is. If that's
Speaker 4: what it is, what is it that's stressed to impress?
Speaker 1: That it's the thing within Rodblocks that I thought it
Speaker 1: was like Tetrius.
Speaker 2: No, Roadblocks is like a it's a it's a site
Speaker 2: that houses many games.
Speaker 1: Roadblocks is the book and dressed to impress, it's a
Speaker 1: chapter within.
Speaker 2: Correct well, said Mitchell.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I like that. I'm gonna try that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 4: You get so angry at people, you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 4: come on, fuck with that one. I know this is
Speaker 4: a good look.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like me every morning getting ready for work. You
Speaker 4: wake up three fifteen is my first alarm, but then
Speaker 4: I want to be awake by three point thirty. But
Speaker 4: then most days I'm like, I sneez so much that
Speaker 4: I'm like turning it off while I'm sleeping, Like I
Speaker 4: just don't even wake up, and I don't have any
Speaker 4: memory of it. It's the worst. It's so shit, like
Speaker 4: the amount of times I'm late, and I'm like, I
Speaker 4: have no excuse except for usnows, but anyway, and then
Speaker 4: I wake up and then I put everything on and
Speaker 4: I'm like, fuck, I look like shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I up to like phone calls being like where
Speaker 1: the fuck are you mitch? At seven am. I was
Speaker 1: meant to be there at five thirty. It was meant
Speaker 1: to give general lift, and I just had no fucking
Speaker 1: memory whatsoever of my alarm ever going off.
Speaker 4: But then I must have just turned it off. My
Speaker 4: mentality is, once you're late, you may as well be
Speaker 4: super late. Yeah, already coffee. Do you remember who you
Speaker 4: used to do the breakfast show.
Speaker 5: You hosted it and you would come in at like
Speaker 5: six o'clock to start at six.
Speaker 4: I hear the news opener in the car, We're like,
Speaker 4: oh well, and no one else was because they fired
Speaker 4: everyone at the whole station except for me. So I'd
Speaker 4: just be in the car going, well, we're going to
Speaker 4: go on. Do you ever not make it in time? Yeah,
Speaker 4: it happened. I think it just went into the past
Speaker 4: six six some day. I was in real time. I
Speaker 4: was getting paid to just waltz in, talk shit and
Speaker 4: remember the breakitch.
Speaker 2: This is kind of my existence, you know that. I
Speaker 2: remember when we did the show together, the Summer show,
Speaker 2: and we like co hosted together. That was fine. We
Speaker 2: had so much fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm been trying to bring that summer show back actually,
Speaker 4: but not with well, just with someone I'd do it.
Speaker 4: Jenner and I are also free. Yeah, maybe the podcast
Speaker 4: comes back.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine us trying not to fucking swear?
Speaker 2: You guys could do radio like you've always worked behind
Speaker 2: the scenes, but never on it.
Speaker 4: It's weird.
Speaker 1: There is actually I joke about the swearing thing. But
Speaker 1: there is like a switch I'm able to flick where
Speaker 1: I don't swear.
Speaker 4: I'm possible.
Speaker 2: I'm exactly the same. I don't swear my shirt. I
Speaker 2: say ship, though, And I got in trouble for saying
Speaker 2: prick the other night.
Speaker 5: We've got to complaint the real Amanda said it this morning.
Speaker 2: Did she? It's fun to say it, but I got
Speaker 2: in trouble. That has so far off.
Speaker 4: When I did it? Did everyone stopped talking because we
Speaker 4: couldn't carry on like it was nothing. We've all done
Speaker 4: a cough except Jenna.
Speaker 2: Jenna, can you Jenna been queeping the whole show?
Speaker 4: That's gonna say, Jenna coff and we rate it. Okay,
Speaker 4: christ there was your hands.
Speaker 2: Damp now because she covered them mouth, Jenna, that is horrific.
Speaker 4: So I think people forget the purpose of covering your
Speaker 4: mouth when you don't start asking because he hold it
Speaker 4: like you that wouldn't die except blow it back into
Speaker 4: your ricochet.
Speaker 2: Well it didn't. I'll take your word for gonna have to.
Speaker 2: So what is next for you?
Speaker 1: Nat?
Speaker 4: In life?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're happy to have a big promotion.
Speaker 4: No, of course it's huge.
Speaker 2: You have a relationship or you do, you don't want
Speaker 2: a relationship, you want to be single.
Speaker 4: I'm on all the apps. I also discovered an app
Speaker 4: the other day called Field? Have you heard of it?
Speaker 2: Field is where a lot of open relationships go find
Speaker 2: a third It's like, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know because the straight grinder is blender, right, but
Speaker 4: does anyone even use that? I've never even heard of blender? Fuck,
Speaker 4: I've been off the apps for us. I can't get like,
Speaker 4: this isn't I don't think anyone uses it? Right? But
Speaker 4: Field someone told me about it, and it's like for
Speaker 4: kink stuff and like just for like friends with benefits
Speaker 4: things and stuff. So I didn't go on being like,
Speaker 4: oh fuck yeah, I can't wait to do bondage. But
Speaker 4: I was just like, oh, I wasn't the amount of
Speaker 4: stuff I had to google, like the amount of fetishes
Speaker 4: and all these things that I know. Like there's something
Speaker 4: called GGG. Do you know what that is? It's like
Speaker 4: give a getter something else something. And then there's another
Speaker 4: thing called after care, so they'll put one of their
Speaker 4: things is after care, Kid's after care, like they wipe
Speaker 4: yours off you.
Speaker 2: No after cares. If you're delving into kinks, they can
Speaker 2: there can be dangerous territory and triggers surrounding them, right,
Speaker 2: like choking and that slight stuff. But after Carre's ensuring that.
Speaker 2: Afterwards they're like mentally okay, physically okay, they're comforted. Perhaps
Speaker 2: they've got a drink.
Speaker 4: Like that's basic, but just that stuff, yeah, yeah, we'll
Speaker 4: get open my eyes. So after doing that, and like
Speaker 4: so many couples on there, even people I knew from
Speaker 4: my area, and I was like, yeah, like and their
Speaker 4: penises are out and stuff, and I was just like
Speaker 4: people are like good on them, like whatever, but I
Speaker 4: was just like, that is not like what I can do,
Speaker 4: Like that's not my world. So anyone, I'm off that
Speaker 4: up still in hinge and bumble and things. But I
Speaker 4: just feel like everyone I start talking to, I lose
Speaker 4: interesting once.
Speaker 2: You go to position in sex.
Speaker 4: Yeah, mish yeah, mish mission doggie, don't you like Doggie?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Doggie goes like deep?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Is that why like women love it?
Speaker 4: I think it's also just the sometimes they want to
Speaker 4: bend you into a pretzel, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Come on where it's like they feel like the most
Speaker 4: normal positions, like the most animalistic is just laying on
Speaker 4: my back or being on all.
Speaker 2: I agreed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so anyway you agree?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know like missionaries.
Speaker 4: Great, I'll see a couple of missions. Yeah, Hey, what's yours? Sorry,
Speaker 4: I haven't done that before. Get it out of it.
Speaker 2: It's also not as grunty. It's more in the back
Speaker 2: of the throat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, got to do the mouth to the side.
Speaker 2: It's quite substance. Yeah, you make the smallest hole possible
Speaker 2: and put it as far west as you can.
Speaker 1: Can you say why I order in the same tone
Speaker 1: as way off?
Speaker 4: Sure, almost the same. It's the same thing. It is.
Speaker 2: God, you gotta laugh, don't you.
Speaker 4: I think we've got to get out of here.
Speaker 2: We do noat. Thank you for being here? Now do
Speaker 2: you want to do at? Macram on you? Because you.
Speaker 4: You know what it is. My brass straps are too
Speaker 4: loose and they keep falling down and it's really annoying me,
Speaker 4: so I'm trying to pull them back. You don't want
Speaker 4: to say that.
Speaker 2: You know what needs a compliment for you? For someone
Speaker 2: who's who's being funny isn't your profession? You want the
Speaker 2: funniest non paid funny people that I know. Thank you
Speaker 2: to compliment. I really I find you very funny. And
Speaker 2: I am so glad you've come on the show as
Speaker 2: we're ending.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is so nice.
Speaker 5: Any words from you, Jenna, Yeah, that's good, thank you.
Speaker 2: This could be the chance to bury the hatchet. You know,
Speaker 2: when someone's terminal and they say, hey, let's let bygones
Speaker 2: be bygones. I love you, you know, because you're not
Speaker 2: going to be able agains or something.
Speaker 4: But if we're burying the hatchet, we'd be burying an
Speaker 4: empty box. Because I don't even know why Jenna hates me.
Speaker 4: Why don't you she's actually never clarified. Why doesn't she
Speaker 4: now come out all this time after five years and
Speaker 4: give us the whole thing you've caused me, and you
Speaker 4: come out and tell me what your problem is with me?
Speaker 5: To be honest, I don't know, Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 2: So you'd say this is all fabricated. Sorry, why that
Speaker 2: you've made up?
Speaker 4: Yes, for attention. She's already said it's because she can
Speaker 4: sense people when she sees them. You're an EmPATH. I
Speaker 4: told you she's lying for attention. This is true, It's true,
Speaker 4: And I fooled you all. What an evil you know.
Speaker 4: People's laugh their mouth moves with every sound that's what
Speaker 4: Jenna just so teethy you.
Speaker 2: Those red teeth used to get it like games and things.
Speaker 2: What Jenna was Okay, okay, all right, that was a
Speaker 2: focus laugh.
Speaker 4: No, I realized what you said after, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Well that was a nice attempt.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yes, the hatchet seems to not be in the ground yet.
Speaker 1: It's not been buried.
Speaker 4: It's on our shores as.
Speaker 2: You can keep that weird sexual tension going for eternity.
Speaker 2: Before we go, the merch is still available. We'll be
Speaker 2: revealing the results next episode, next episode, on next week,
Speaker 2: next episode, the very next one. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: All right, we hope this podcast made you feel at
Speaker 1: least better today.
Speaker 4: That's all. Just two. Are you gonna? It's been two years,
Speaker 4: so we you, so we do. I thought there was
Speaker 4: more coming up. It's a bit culty.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, idiots.
Speaker 4: We love you.
Speaker 2: A few more episodes left bucket list, big tick from
Speaker 2: nap pen Fast. What a box it is.
Speaker 4: Thank you for double Thank you for having all right
Speaker 4: talk to you idiots? Bye bye bye? Is it just
Speaker 4: me a podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit photo on your podcast