WEBVTT - #244: Why I Oughta with Nat Penfold 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:01.360 This is. 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.720 Just hosted a couple of mitches. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:13.160 Yeah, release yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:16.000 In high school. I thought compulsory. I meant you had 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:18.439 a choice. So my year advisor, Missus Moyman, went on 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:23.720 Mitch Mather's compulsory. I went fantastic and drama. 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:30.320 Is Mitchuri and Mitchell coosya you. 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:33.280 Our bucket list is well and truly being ticked today. 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:34.520 I know another thing ticked off. 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:38.000 The bloody idiots have been demanding Miss Nat Penfols. 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:39.839 She's here, idiots, welcome back. 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:40.120 Now. 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:42.200 It's been like fucking two years. 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:42.479 All right. 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:47.040 Once I'd come in really hot, everyone knows what to expect. 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:49.519 Normally that had been that long because last time you 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:52.120 were here, we literally were calling you Nat from the edge. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.320 Yeah it doesn't even exist anymore, No, it doesn't. 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.960 I listened back, and I thought, that's because you were 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:59.240 on the edge. I thought you were mentally unstable. 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.600 That's still a ran, yes, But now I work for 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:03.640 kids for the Car and Jackio Show. What's your role 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:07.800 executive producer? Moving up in the world? Oh my god, 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:11.280 how do you feel? Price keeper Jennkas And that's your nemesis. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:12.520 I'm so unhappy right now. 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:15.760 I've never seen a stiffer neck. She to look over 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:16.039 at me. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:17.720 Why are you here? 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:19.320 Because we're giving the people what they want. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.600 They don't want you, they actually do. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.880 He was by popular demand. They wanted nap penfold and 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.840 such a stark contrast to Jessica Rowe, who is just 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:30.280 like niceness personified. 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:32.120 Was she the other person that everyone requested? 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:36.840 I think Mitch really wanted her. Mitch's mum begdist that nice. 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:38.959 Maybe Jane would have the same reaction to meeting you. 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:41.039 I don't I well, no, of course not. 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:44.360 Well, Michelle Curry is a big is a big nap penfold. 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:46.319 Come on, come on out. 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:50.720 Love Michelle Dad's name. I love Mark. I love Mark. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:54.600 Love you and Mark flirt like crapy see each other. 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:56.960 I saw him once in Cronulla in the shortest of 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:59.120 bike shorts and I said Mark, and he just thought 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:00.360 I was trying to crack onto it him and I 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.360 was like, no, I mean, nice legs, but we're just 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:05.360 trying to get pizza here. But yeah, no. I love 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:08.280 Mitch's whole fan, but I'd love to meet Jane. A 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.520 lot of the socials. She's beautiful, and the dad. What 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:12.839 are your parents like? My parents are cool. 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:15.600 I mean I've met NAT's parents and you're love your dad. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.880 NAT's dad and myself were boxing partners for a brief 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:20.240 period of time. Yeah. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.400 Yeah, and they just flick sweat all over each other. 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.799 Pre working here. We've known each other along. We're to 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:27.400 the same school, so we we know each. 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.120 Other very well. That's not how we know each other. 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:32.000 You're older than much older than my senior leader. When 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:35.120 I was in krash, Matt weaned me off the butt 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:38.320 butt and told me to. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:40.720 So what are we. 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:42.079 Doing, Mitchell? Isn't that just going to be here? And 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:43.520 we're just gonna what bully Jenner and have some. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:44.320 Giggles pretty much? 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.840 Yeah, she's got a Yes I do, Jenny. Have you 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:48.320 got an need that? 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:48.919 Just me too? 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:50.040 We'll get to you whatever. 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:53.720 God drop the attitude. Yeah, no one likes a sassy bitch. 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:54.760 Just smiles. 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.320 Between you two. Where does this date back to? 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:01.840 Actually have no idea how it started. Jenna just decided 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:03.880 she didn't like me in the early days. Yeah. 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:05.880 I can just sense a person as soon as I 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:06.359 see them. 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:11.720 Yeah, like a person's there, you just send I could 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:13.440 just send to a person as soon as I see them, 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:14.320 well fucking done. 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:17.040 This isn't even yours. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.520 Do you have a mona Nat? No? I do. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:20.519 Do you have rash shirt? 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:24.440 No? I do. Nobody wants a rush shirt. Everybody wants 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:27.200 rash shirt. That's another thing that was demanded. Yeah, the 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:27.760 Rush shirt. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.920 Yeah, along with Nat pen fell back on the bomb 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.840 one question your fans now, Yeah, yeah. 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:32.959 You know. 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:34.639 I want to share like one of my favorite Nat 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:37.080 moments from recently because she's now working at kids. As 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:40.040 we said, and when Kyle and jack here launched into Melbourne, 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.280 they did like a go around and introduce yourself. 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:43.800 Hi, I'm Kyle, Hi, I'm Jackie. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:45.760 All the team that was sharing a fun fact about 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.840 them and hers was Hi, I'm Nat and I can 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:48.880 vape through my moot. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.040 I was like, that's our girl. Yeah, our girl. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:52.440 I'm so proud of you, I. 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:54.800 Know, And I just I thought I have to come 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.040 into Melbourne with a bang, and I knew I could 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:59.160 do it, and I've been holding onto it for months 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:01.440 and then I'm like, this is the perfect moment to 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:03.280 bring it out. So then we did a whole press 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:05.320 conference on the show about it. People were calling in 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:08.760 asking questions. Everyone's fascinating. What were the questions? Oh? Can 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:11.880 it blow smoke rings? Can I taste the flavor down 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:20.520 Thereina have its own set of miniature lungs. Yeah, but no, 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.200 it's it's something I did once when I was very drunk, 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.560 and I just thought, I'm going to see if this 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:27.919 can happen, because in Bangkok they do it all the 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:31.159 time with cigarettes. Do they yeah into a sex show? 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:31.520 I have? 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:34.000 Actually I have too. Was very confronted with shocking and 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:35.440 none of them looked like they're enjoying it. 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:36.200 No, it was kind of. 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:36.880 Saying it got me. 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:39.200 Yeah, I was kind of like, oh cool, she pulled 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:40.679 a live bird out of a vagina. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:45.240 Well it hardcore and fincherre a cockertoo. I'm not sure. 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:47.960 It was quite small sparrow, I believe. And then but 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:49.599 then she got to the point where a guy started 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:52.000 walking on stage and he had a raging hard on 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:54.359 from the moment he walked down, and I was like, 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:57.280 that's via gred up and he just goes straight in 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:59.960 and I was just like, Okay, this is as big, 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.000 way too much for me, and I'm quite brazen for 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:04.599 me to say that, and I just got up and 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:06.560 walked out, and I just felt sad for the remainder 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:07.040 of my trip. 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:09.159 Yeah, they're dead behind the eyes. I saw something in 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:10.679 Amsterdam and it was Jannet. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:11.680 Do you remember our Kentigue. 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:13.240 We went into one and they were just like it 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:15.800 was probably their eighth show that week and they were 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:17.080 just not loving themselves. 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:18.560 Imagine show. 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:21.120 Yeah, she'll pork me, I guess, imagine doing. 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:23.880 Your sex show, Mattinee. Like, at least if it's at night, 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.159 it's like, well the sun's down, I'm kind of in 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.520 the mood to get burned. But like at midday, yeah, 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:32.240 with an elderly audience, people rustling Maltese's and drop tops 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.839 in the ground with a heart Ereck Dick, that'll be shocking. 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.400 That actually is very close to my ageym today. Is 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:38.839 it ye? 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:41.080 Want to give us a clue? 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:47.480 Well, the daytime thing and the penis that's the whole thing. 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:50.360 I'm given away, the whole You and I kicked things off. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:52.320 We should wish it. But if it's your first time listening, 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:54.000 welcome every show we start the same with it. Is 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:56.160 it just me something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:57.800 Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's I don't 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:01.280 know Nats Jenna's doing one as well, bits and pieces 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.920 like playing pull it out? Do you want to? You 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:04.679 want your first Mitchell? 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:08.440 Sure, kick things, go for it all right? Is it 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:09.320 just me? 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.000 Should we be able to do ovations in other ways 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:17.039 than just standing? Why is it always a standing ovation 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:20.440 like a laying ovation? Yes, a horizontal ovation. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.000 You wouldn't be lying down at the theater, now, would you? 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.279 Well, if you're in gold class. 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:25.560 True? 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:29.320 But what others when we're back? Who stands and claps 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:30.080 in the theater. 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:32.840 On opening night? 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:37.120 Oh you're speaking of theater. 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:39.239 Yeah, I'm done movie theater. 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:40.720 Yeah, they really. 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:43.720 Should have some sort of banana lounge option at the theater. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:44.880 Theater like a musical theater. 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:49.039 Yeah, I'd love to give a horizontal ovation, like a 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:49.920 spinning ovation. 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:54.279 You're just like, wow, swirling on my chair. 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:57.800 For everyone that can't see the definition of ovation, a 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.720 sustained and enthusiastic show of appreciation. 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:02.280 You don't need to be standing to do that. 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:04.760 But you also then don't need to be clapping, do you? 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.919 What are you to do with your eyes? Well? The 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:11.520 example it gives here actually says the performance received a 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:14.720 thundering ovation. How can you thunder an ovation? 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.920 What about when you had two fucked feet, Nat, and 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:19.720 you had you had two moon boots, you could have 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:20.720 done a hobbling ovation. 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:23.600 That's very true. Ovation. Yeah, I broke both my feet 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:25.200 at once. That was a fucking time, wasn't it. 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.760 And then at me you broke both feet at once, 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:30.680 so you had two moon boots on No. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:33.080 Well, so one broke and then the two weeks later 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.880 I broke the other one. I was stupid twice. 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:37.239 And then didn't you get COVID? 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:37.560 Yes? 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:42.160 Oh, and rewind before the broken feet, I got dumped. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:43.440 I thought I was getting proposed to. 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:46.200 I got dumped, You got feet and broken up with Wow, 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:47.280 what a fucking time. 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:50.600 I have just seen a couple of months ago break 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:56.280 up June, broken foot, July, other broken foot July, COVID August. 0:07:56.440 --> 0:08:01.720 Ship then but then October you got crowned executive producer. 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:03.520 That's true, Kyle and Jackie, And now you're on these 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:05.280 It Just Me podcast in its final run, we. 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:07.040 Are the light at the end of the tunnel. That's true. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.640 Let's all give Nat a sitting over jumping ovation. 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:15.200 Okay, nice to think you're doing well, Jenna's not doing 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:16.440 it now, didn't jump. 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:17.920 That'd be such a negative bitch. 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:23.840 That is very uncomfortable. Look at that's all you know. 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:25.400 When you scroll TikTok and you get so far, you 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:27.040 get to those young women riding horses, but they're not 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:27.600 real horses. 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:29.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's. 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:29.840 What that just looked like. 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:30.840 A galloping ovation. 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:34.920 Yeah, galloping ovation possible, And I'm with image. I think 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.679 ovations should be should just be neutral. 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:40.440 Nothing in the fucking definition of the word that says 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.920 it needs to be standing. Yeah, I'm ovaiting right now. 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:43.719 You can't tell, but. 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:47.719 I am internally of vaiting. All right, we shall I 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:50.360 do my age? Yeah yeah, sure, let's go go Bradley. 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:52.880 Is it just me. 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:56.800 A realistic cakes getting out of hand? 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:01.520 Oh? Oh my god, it's all over my TikTok everywhere? 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:03.240 And do you think they're going to sever a handoff? 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.199 And you're like chocolate mud. 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:07.080 I saw a gender reveal and there was a little 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:11.080 baby infant sleeping like a chair. I went, what a 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:14.480 gorgeous And they slides the baby's headed half and it 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:16.480 was pink and they went, yeah. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:18.520 I've seen that with a cat. 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:21.000 I saw the cat one. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.080 Yeah, that freaked me that fucking out. Yeah. 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:25.080 Yeah. I saw one of Moo dang the baby hippo, 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:26.760 and I'm like, what a gorgeous. 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:30.320 There's a whole Netflix series about it called is It 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:30.880 Just Cake? 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:31.040 Oh? 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:35.160 Wait, no, that's will it Cake? With a couple of 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:38.800 titches Jim Cake? No, is it cake? 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:40.840 Or I think either of. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:45.640 God, just when you were coming out of the dark 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:49.480 period of your life, you're having a stroke, have a moment, Well. 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.760 Wait, is it cake? Is the name of the show? 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:53.920 Is it? Yeah? And it's posted by a guy that 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:55.320 was on SNL. It's quite funny. 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:58.880 Interesting, so I brush past it then. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:02.280 Stopped down. Interesting. 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.000 But I just think we need like a like a 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:06.360 warning because they're so realistic these days that I need 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:08.120 to know if it's not a human piece, you're right, 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:10.400 like a hand. I've seen a brain cake and it 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:13.560 looks so realistic. Who is doing this? It's ridiculous. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.640 It's also driving the price of cake up because now 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.679 if you just want a simple birthday cake, they're fucking 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:18.920 three hundred and fifty dollars. 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:21.839 Oh totally. And every bitch that I went to school 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:25.200 with suddenly has a cake company. It's with Beck Baked 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:28.520 by Beck, Good for You, Cooked by Karen. Okay, well 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:30.280 there's a scene a k issue there, but go for it. 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.440 I really fucking admire what they can do with the cakes, 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:35.280 but I could never be a baker and apply myself 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:36.760 to being good at it because I would hate going 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:38.720 to all that effort make me look beautiful only for 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:39.400 it to be eaten. 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:41.600 Yeah, I'd be like, nah, frame it or something I 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:42.040 want to keep. 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:43.640 You know what they're doing now for weddings. You can 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:46.080 order a full wedding cake, but it's foe. It's ninety 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:47.079 five percent face. 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:48.280 And then the top tier you cut through. 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:50.600 Yeah. Or I've got a friend who's getting married and 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:53.280 they're doing one slice. So when they cut the cake, 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:56.080 there's like little icing lines. It's like a doctor and 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:59.120 they just cut that slice and there's one piece of cake. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.679 Wedding you went to where anyone even fucking wants the cake. 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.480 I'm hovering around that ball cake and what's that hard icing? 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:07.160 I actually love? 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:10.080 Really, Yes, It's. 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:11.960 One time when I was really stoned, I literally went 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:13.800 to the supermarket and bought Fondon and ate it like 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:14.360 a music bar. 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:19.880 We had the same icing. It's like inside of the 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.960 cake always that orangey tinged brown. What is that cake? 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:29.679 I think it's caramel, caramel, caramel? What's that carousmel? 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.200 You know what my friend did at her wedding recently, 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.400 my friend Katie, she's an idiot, hig Katie. 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:36.920 It was the shirt. 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:39.560 She's an absolute catch. 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:44.480 When she got married, she didn't have a wedding cake. 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:46.800 She just brought out a bunch of slices. It was 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:48.840 the best idea because you could just have a little 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:50.920 bit of slice, like a vanilla or a camel or something. 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.920 And I said to her, that's actually genius, and she goes. 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:55.199 I didn't plan it that way. I just forgot to 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:56.800 order the cake like. 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:59.520 She inquired, got the price and then said sounds good, 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.439 but forgot to lock it in properly. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.960 And it was perfect. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.520 Who's behind cakes? Pr because cake has had a comeback. 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:09.960 Cake is good at the moment, like cake, remember cake was? 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.200 It was big when we were all kids, and then 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:12.800 it died off. 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:16.840 No, I'm acting like it's a fashion trend with the 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:17.880 cargo pants. 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:21.920 CAC's bag. It was brownies and cookies and now everyone's like, 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:23.760 I want a cake and they want the teared cake. 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:25.960 I think it's the Instagram thing. Everyone wants a photo 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:27.800 of their love heart cake with that icing on the 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:29.599 outside that says like thirty bitch. 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.640 On the front, with the cherries on the ConA. 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:34.720 It never went out of fashion. I've always loved cake, cookies, 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:35.040 all of it. 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:35.880 Yeah, we can tell. 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:37.199 But you know we've got olds. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.439 We've got an old because usually we would pick out 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.400 on cake on pig Week, for example. But now if 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:42.880 I bring a birthday cake in here, we have like 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:44.559 a slipper and I go, oh, I've got a hennache. 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:45.680 I know that ship. 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:47.560 But I'm at an age where I can't do full 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:50.080 sugar things anymore. I can't do full sugar coke. My 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:52.640 brain explode. Yeah, I can't do it. Can't do full 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:55.560 cream milk anymore. Sh yeah, that's good. So it's like 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:59.199 my body is rejecting anything that's pure cocaine. 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:01.439 Well, I was gonna say, I'll send you at the 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:02.120 Radio Awards. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:08.440 Is it just me? You can follow the show online, 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:11.439 just search a couple of miches. If you don't, you're 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:13.240 a dickhead, you Doug. 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:15.480 It's Battle of the Apple female right now. Who wants 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:18.120 to go first? Jenna nat Scissars Paper rock. 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:20.640 Is that fair? Jelly Wressell, who's gym is gonna go first? 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:21.960 I can't be fucked with her? 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:27.800 Just so you go? Not you go, just go see 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:32.200 the chemistry is palpable. But you too, You guys actually 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:35.400 do this. There's an uncadny kind of connection between you. 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.360 Do you like the Menendez brothers, Like you could kiss 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:41.960 or kill someone in that No, no, what have we decided? 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:43.640 She's going, I'm. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.560 Going, oh, okay, behind you ask him to cut you in. 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.679 Cunt me in, Bradley, nicer than that, my god, youth, 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:50.400 your manners. 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:51.840 Bradley, would you count me in? Please? 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:55.720 Is it just me? 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:02.520 Is daytime sex the worst thing in the world. I 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:05.680 had this quite recently. I'd already opened the blinds for 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:07.160 the day because you know, you get up and you're like, 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.280 let's let the light in, feel the weekend vibes. And 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.520 then I'm like it happened, obviously, yeah, and then so 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:17.120 the sun shining right on my dot hole. You can't 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:18.080 just pop the blinds down. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:19.440 You know what, it's always brown. 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:22.440 That chick that stands up and goes sorry, I've just 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:25.040 got to close these You ruin the moment, right, So 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.840 not only is their sun blaring on my ears. But 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:31.840 then the morning breath. There was morning yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.080 night yes, and then there was morning sex, which I 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.000 wasn't prepared for, so I hadn't gone to the bathroom, 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:39.000 brush my hair and brush my teeth and things like that. 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:42.920 So yeah, my neck was cocked so far the left 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:47.960 the entire time. But it's like his breath, my breath, 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:50.280 the sun, the smell. 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:52.880 I can't do the mornings because of the breath, not 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:54.800 even his mind. I wouldn't do it to him. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:59.760 But also even when you're in a relationship, there's no 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:03.080 f in morning. Now, men seem to I don't know 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:05.720 if you guys are, but men seem to like be 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:07.200 their horniest in the morning. 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:09.240 Yeah, because we wake up like we a lot of 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:10.440 us wake up like a wreck. 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:13.360 Why But that's not even necessarily as a result of horniness. 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:14.560 That's just a bodily thing. 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:17.760 Yeah, but you've got to you might have to use it. 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:19.640 I wake up, I am quite horny in the mornings. 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:21.680 I'll be honest with that. But in a gay relationship, 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.200 like you can't really get you're going to prep it. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:26.080 We'll also, like you know, you wake up in the morning, 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:27.080 you have a sip of coffee, and all of a 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:28.800 sudden you're on the tour, like you don't want to 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:30.840 be putting something up there in the morning. So night 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:33.280 sex is better afternoon sex if you can prepare. I 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:35.960 was going to say, he said daytime. No mind a 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:38.160 Mattinee like a one pm on Woods. 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:41.440 But yeah, Matt Lay, Yeah, correct, Matt and Lay. I'm 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.880 fine with first thing in the morning, when you're like 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:46.720 woken up and like their eyes are still closed and 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:51.560 they almost pretend they're asleep. I'm like, why you act? 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:52.840 We do so. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.920 Like you know what I mean, just clearly awake. You 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:01.800 throwstick at a million miles a fucking minute. So yeah, 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:04.960 that's my Is that morning sex gotta go? You're not 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:07.520 rushing back to it? No, Like I mean, I'll do it. 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:09.720 I'm not gonna say no to it. But even like 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:12.920 night sex, some lights off, maybe a dim a dim 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.680 bedside lamp at best TV. 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:18.240 Yeah, I selling night lamps doing heavy lifting. When I 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:21.040 get it on merely lit, it's like a little firefly 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:21.600 in the stuff. 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:23.800 Just better. That way, you feel like you can be free, 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:25.880 you know what I mean, even in a relationship, you 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:26.840 can do weird shit. 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:30.080 Yeah, definitely can't be spontaneous of a morning. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:33.680 Like you said, how much goes into it? Excuse my ignorance, Well, 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:36.800