WEBVTT - MINI: Home from Holiday

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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>When we went to Fiji. If you've been to Fiji,

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<v Speaker 1>you will know that the locals love this naturally occurring

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<v Speaker 1>roots called Carver and they have like hot they warm

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<v Speaker 1>up and they essentially got off their face on it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's meant that they say it's to relax you. But

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a lot of guys who were were called drunk,

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<v Speaker 1>but on this Carver. So we had somewhere out there

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<v Speaker 1>and it does give you a really nice bus especially

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<v Speaker 1>with the coutlor beers.

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<v Speaker 2>Has he got alcohol in it or no?

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<v Speaker 1>Is a natural occurring root drug like you know, plant medicine.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I brought a kilo bag over a keeli.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you even get that through.

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<v Speaker 1>Border patrol? They didn't mind. Maybe they were on Carver.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all relaxed. They just waved me through. So I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a kilo bag. If it I'm going to bring

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<v Speaker 1>it in next week. Actually see if it chill Patsy,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't. Then we know then we know how good

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<v Speaker 1>Carver is. So my wife brought a glass wom back

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<v Speaker 1>as well, which I still don't know. It doesn't glasswm

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<v Speaker 1>bat doesn't go in anyone's house. It just looks looks

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<v Speaker 1>really tacky. From Fiji they have and there's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>one of those gift shops where there's some stuff that

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<v Speaker 1>are local to the country and there's other just random

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<v Speaker 1>stuff for old tourists like us.

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<v Speaker 2>You're doing the right thing, bringing the car culturally, fashing

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<v Speaker 2>the glass the glass one but glass things class versions

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<v Speaker 2>of animals don't look great, do they. And also what

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<v Speaker 2>was Anthony Alberanezy wearing in Fiji, because that wasn't a

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<v Speaker 2>T shirt. He looked like, he said, not at the

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<v Speaker 2>Roxbury standing uniform.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he looked like a very old pull boy. You

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<v Speaker 1>know town are you going to the Pulsa? So one morning,

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<v Speaker 1>what have you brought back from holiday? Jack, What have

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<v Speaker 1>you brought back from your holiday?

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<v Speaker 2>My mom brought back a three Balanese tapestries to hang.

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<v Speaker 1>On the boys and say three Banese boys. Then some

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<v Speaker 1>people do.

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<v Speaker 2>She only needed one three Balanese tapestries in a house

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<v Speaker 2>that has no other Balanese decor.

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<v Speaker 1>Or tapestries or tapestries.

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<v Speaker 2>Hung them on the wall in the hallway for a

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<v Speaker 2>bit until everyone was like, these don't really fit with

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they they've come down, Patsy. If you brought anything

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<v Speaker 1>Bbaut from holiday, you have to do it. No, the

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<v Speaker 1>love God, has he got that Elvis suit made in.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hanging in the wardrobe.

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<v Speaker 1>Has he ever worn it?

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<v Speaker 2>He wore it once to a party.

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<v Speaker 1>What a fancy dress that was it?

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<v Speaker 3>Cal Brighter, you're listening to the question O Kyle's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>The Home of Now Gone Archery. It's happening. It's happening tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>I think about the more I wanted to help Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>Me too. We need to find a way, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you bring back from holiday? Helene? I brought

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<v Speaker 1>back attacking neon clock lamp thing from Hawaiian realized I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't use it because the power conversion stayed in its

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<v Speaker 1>bag for ten years. Christian, I brought back a table

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<v Speaker 1>base of ford wooden dot for ins from Fiji. I

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<v Speaker 1>fell intended by the glass when I got home. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been eleven years. I still don't have the glass. Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a carver a bowl of block Fiji, but

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<v Speaker 1>no carver. Tiny. Let's meet up. I've got the carve,

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<v Speaker 1>you bring the bowl, Christian. I came back with carver,

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<v Speaker 1>from feats in two thousand and one, still have it

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<v Speaker 1>in its original bag. All right, So what did you

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<v Speaker 1>bring back from holiday? Stephanie? Good morning, Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was about turn my mum brought back a

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<v Speaker 3>scorpion from the Lasia, A dead one. Yes, it's preserved, right, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And what does it mean like sort of stuffed or

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<v Speaker 1>something like taxidermy?

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<v Speaker 2>No, so when they die, it died humanly and then

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<v Speaker 2>they pinned it onto my of the boards and they

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<v Speaker 2>deserve it.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you put it on the wall? Yes? What questions?

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<v Speaker 1>And Stephanie, being honest, did it look awful?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it looks really good. It actually looks like a

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<v Speaker 3>scorpion normally would like you know, it doesn't look anything bad.

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<v Speaker 3>And she even wanted to bring home a charanceler.

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<v Speaker 1>She's trying to open up a museum for something a rackets.

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<v Speaker 2>What room of the house is it hanging in?

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<v Speaker 3>A living room?

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<v Speaker 1>Watching TV? All those.

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<v Speaker 2>Look up for the scorpion.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Stephanie, thank you very much. You cool. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't ever laugh at mom's dead Scorpi's like a real

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<v Speaker 1>score for fighting talk. Stephanie's coming for us. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to gmail. Graham, Good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hell are we We're.

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<v Speaker 1>Good, Graham, and I hope you're well. Graham. What have

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<v Speaker 1>you brought back from holiday?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? I think it's an a seven odd jeezy guy

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<v Speaker 3>that I went to Thailand. We actually bought elephants dung

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<v Speaker 3>pitch frames.

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<v Speaker 1>They can make a picture frame from elephant dung.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Hey, we went, We did the author road and

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<v Speaker 3>then come back and they've got you. You know, they

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<v Speaker 3>take photos of here and it's naturally arranged in an

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<v Speaker 3>offhant dune pitchure frames, paint and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's really worried. Was the color options. We bought

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<v Speaker 1>the classy thing back yeh hashtag Australians.

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<v Speaker 2>So is that still displayed in your house?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know where they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Just follow the smell, Graham. Thanks you cool Graham. Have

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<v Speaker 1>a nice weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>You do it.

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<v Speaker 1>James, good morning, Good morning. Here you are, I'm good, James. Okay, James,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you bring back from holiday?

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<v Speaker 3>So it was sly about three years ago. Now, I

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<v Speaker 3>was in the poor and they got this stuff over

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<v Speaker 3>there that grows off the side of the mountains. It's

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<v Speaker 3>called mad honey. So the bees like hang off and

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<v Speaker 3>their hives are on the side of the hill. So

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<v Speaker 3>it's got like this psychedelic trying of chemical in it

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<v Speaker 3>that grows because of the altitude. And I brought it back,

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<v Speaker 3>and I mean Nan got into it thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>What she did a big user off her face at Bingo.

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<v Speaker 1>What she actually put it on her toast.

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<v Speaker 3>She put on her toast. She had one peanut butter,

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<v Speaker 3>one mad honey clap bet and she was she was

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<v Speaker 3>sitting on the couch. She watches a lot of like

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<v Speaker 3>crime shows, and she was stugging looking at that from

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<v Speaker 3>a different perspective.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you, Okay, gotcha, James, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>You call no, that's enough. The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>What did you bring back from Holiday? Sean brought back taxidermy, kangaroo,

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<v Speaker 1>testical key chain. Oh boy, listeners, okay, that's sex and

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<v Speaker 1>calls now Gemma come on in, Gemma, Hello Christian, Hello Jemma,

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome to your show. Are you having a good week? Jemma?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you bring back from holiday?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? I brought back a longo, but custom stole the skin,

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<v Speaker 3>so I actually just brought.

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<v Speaker 1>Back a waste of time, just two skinless sort of drums. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean they stole them. They confiscated They

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<v Speaker 1>didn't steal these skins, they confiscated them.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they stole them, Christian and I'm so glad I

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<v Speaker 3>can finally talk to somebody about it. No, you're right,

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<v Speaker 3>they confiscated them. Said they weren't treated well, they weren't

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<v Speaker 3>treated it was pig skins. Apparently it's dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what a shame is that.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, it would have made no difference by the time

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<v Speaker 2>you go those bongos home. My dad bought a Jembey

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<v Speaker 2>once and you'll never never, never play.

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<v Speaker 1>You and Matthew McConaughey video.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have never played them, honestly, they would have cupboard.

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<v Speaker 1>And also, have you ever heard some idiot they're always drunk?

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<v Speaker 1>Aren't they all? Hide? You know what plays borno sober?

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<v Speaker 1>Who owns them? It's always like some stupid you ever heard?

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<v Speaker 1>It's always at midnight or one, Oh god, someone's found

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<v Speaker 1>the bob.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I can tell you Jack, you won't be playing

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<v Speaker 3>bongos with no skin. That's bloody.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you've done yourself, they've done.

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<v Speaker 1>Neighbors. Great, you have a lovely weekend. Thanks for cooling us.

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<v Speaker 1>You you two by Cheryl.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Good morning, Tristan.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you. I'm good and I hope you're well.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you having a good week?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I have them actually, yes, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Been good lovely and what have you been back for holiday?

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<v Speaker 2>Went to Indonesia about four years ago and I brought

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<v Speaker 2>home still testicles, shaggy testicles.

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<v Speaker 1>That all right, the way we've been designed.

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<v Speaker 3>To put on your front door. Use them a door knockers.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you didn't put them on the they're all creakily.

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<v Speaker 3>You printed them and I went to put them on

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<v Speaker 3>the front door. My hus go, you're not bloody putting

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<v Speaker 3>them on the No, it's one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's bulls an your purse. But to boast to everyone

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<v Speaker 1>they've actually now nailed them to the doors too much.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I wasn't going to know them.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going to screw?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Terrifying, terrifying. Up your treats. You cheer us all up

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<v Speaker 1>this morning, Come on every day please at eight thirty

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<v Speaker 1>rocks all the news. All right, all right, thank you.

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