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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: So, yes, the trunch bulls, where did they come from?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Well season thing? So we talked about this more in

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Speaker 3: the podcast later on.

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Speaker 2: The trunk Bull was a notorious villain from Matilda roll

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Speaker 2: Dahl's novel, one of his great fictional characters who was

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Speaker 2: the principal of the school who used to dish out

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Speaker 2: those horrible punishments and once held a world record for

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Speaker 2: hammer throw was throw or discus hamma throw. She used

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Speaker 2: to hammer throw the kids across the across the playground.

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Speaker 2: Roll I mean that guy could write a villain. He really.

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Speaker 3: She was terrifying.

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Speaker 2: He was twisted rolled out. All of his villains are amazing,

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Speaker 2: which is doing a redo with the witches.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just watched it the other night.

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Speaker 2: Still, the fact that they used to steal the skin

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Speaker 2: off young women and put it over the top of themselves.

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Speaker 3: They turned kids into mice.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it terrifying.

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Speaker 4: Shown to one side, like, we all know how scary

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Speaker 4: trunk Bill is. But me personally, I've never thought about

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Speaker 4: what trunch bulls ask would smell like.

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Speaker 2: No, but it wouldn't be good. But you know, we

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Speaker 2: all know that wouldn't be good. I really went for

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Speaker 2: BP bog trotters ask, so it could have been it

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Speaker 2: could have been just as bad. But I was just

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Speaker 2: trying to think of something super stinky. You're here, we're

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Speaker 2: talking about people that don't shower for a number of days.

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Speaker 2: Twenty percent of people in the UK have decided they're

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Speaker 2: not going to take daily showers during the pandemic.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: So I was trying to illustrate my girlfriend. We'll often

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Speaker 2: go three or four days without show. She'd go weeks

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Speaker 2: unless I pulled her up on it, and I was

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Speaker 2: trying to just enunciate what that smelled like. Yeah, and yeah,

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Speaker 2: I went for the trunch bulls and us.

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Speaker 4: Do you think of all literature? And I know this

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Speaker 4: is a big question, but with me, do you think

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Speaker 4: of all literature?

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Speaker 2: Great question?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, great question. Thank you, thank you. I'm

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Speaker 3: really happy with it too. A couple four you, yeah,

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Speaker 3: a couple.

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Speaker 2: Four you for me.

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking about the environment they're in, like you know,

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Speaker 4: you're gona think of definitely in humidity.

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Speaker 3: So I'll throw this too, ye please.

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Speaker 2: We spoke a little bit about fanals yesterday, so yeah,

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Speaker 2: he's on the brain. But Thanos when he's like, you know,

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Speaker 2: Thanos touring around, you know, in his space ship. He's

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Speaker 2: got that sweet sword, he's got that sweet armor.

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Speaker 4: Does he have a shower on his space he'd be

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Speaker 4: well perfumed.

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Speaker 2: He'd be well perfumed Thanos after he uses the glove

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Speaker 2: and they go and find him on that planet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's human to be humid. Yeah, very sticky.

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Speaker 2: He's farming, he's wearing nothing but a loin cloth.

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Speaker 3: He lives by himself, so wouldn't need to shoo.

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Speaker 2: He's also a titan, like, got these huge butt cheeks,

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Speaker 2: a lot of chafe, there, a lot of chaff, Digital,

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Speaker 2: rob do you want to wait on this?

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Speaker 3: You got hands on hips?

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Speaker 5: Have you have you?

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Speaker 2: Are you keen on Thanos? And we'll say red button robed,

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Speaker 2: red button on cheeks. No, strictly the anus, No, not

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Speaker 2: at all. It would be bad, though. It would be

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Speaker 2: bad in the future when he's farming at the end,

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Speaker 2: you know, at the start of the second second run,

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Speaker 2: at the end, when he's on the farm, he'd have

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Speaker 2: the I think he'd have the worst asshole in fiction.

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Speaker 6: What about Batman? What about Batman with the rubber suit?

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Speaker 6: But Batman's he's only in the suit and a billionaire's.

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Speaker 2: Waking up in the morning. You know, he's having that

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Speaker 2: nice detox juice. He's very late, That's what I'm saying,

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Speaker 3: He's running around a lot and with rubber. I think

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Speaker 3: there's a lot of sweat. I tend to think the

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Speaker 3: villain from Space Jam.

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Speaker 2: The dude on the slimy Alien.

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Speaker 4: Cigars have a shocking as awful anus, a shocking ep

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Speaker 4: It is just thrown up Darth Vader.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but ventilation.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't have legs. He also got in the tank.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't even he hasn't really gotten ass or he's

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Speaker 2: got an ass, but you know what, asshole? You know

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Speaker 2: how much of it got burned?

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Speaker 3: Exact?

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Speaker 2: Does he even ship? I mean maybe you know that's

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Speaker 2: a good question. Robot ingue one they put him in

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Speaker 2: getting powered by something else.

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Speaker 6: They dip him in the tank and one and he

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Speaker 6: gets cleaned out and then they put him back.

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Speaker 2: In the cleaned out in what way are we talking?

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Speaker 2: Like his skin? He's talking his inside a metamucial for

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Speaker 2: the big fella on the Way Clear felling the Lava.

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Speaker 3: Boys YouTube, I'm sure which would get himself.

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Speaker 2: I just fell a lava. I don't know that, and extended,

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Speaker 2: I promise, what are you doing to me?

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Speaker 3: Director's kind of rog just cleanse out his coal and

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Speaker 3: all right down at that time of the day, What

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Speaker 3: did you eat.

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Speaker 2: We're going to turn you into a robot and we're

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Speaker 2: going to clear out your lower intestine.

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Speaker 6: If he was normal, it would be more weird because

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Speaker 6: he's sitting in a cubicle and all of a sudden

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Speaker 6: some storm troops sitting across from the next cubicle. You know,

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Speaker 6: oh that would.

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Speaker 2: Be you know, that he was taking a ship. There'd

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Speaker 2: be no doubt about he wouldn't be able to use

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Speaker 2: the Death Stars toilet.

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Speaker 3: He would have a private toilet, though doth Vader would

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Speaker 2: Some times. We've all been caught on the wrong wing

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Speaker 2: of the building and you know, like you know, being

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Speaker 2: the stormtrooper is just reading the paper. No true, and

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Speaker 2: Lord Vader's got an appointment with you know, the Second Admirable,

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Speaker 2: the Second Admiral and the you know, they're trying to

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Speaker 2: work out into the new firing systems. You know, at

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Speaker 2: least at least let's say, a half hour trip away

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Speaker 2: from his suite with the private. It's a sizement planet.

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Speaker 2: That day, it goes I'll duck in here real quick.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure no one's in there. He goes in for

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Speaker 2: a quick dump. Unfortunately for him, storm Troop and number

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Speaker 2: three thy four hundred and twenty five, Jeff, who's got

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Speaker 2: a shocking problem with irritable bow. He's in there.

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Speaker 3: It's his private to no one else US person. Jeff

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Speaker 3: with a snapchatted it. So all the storm Troopers have

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Speaker 3: got it. He will not believe it. I just took

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Speaker 3: a dumpings to Darth Vader. Have listened to this, imagine

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Speaker 3: it sounds like he's really struggling in there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, no, all right, so yeah, but again

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Speaker 2: I think his anus would be quite good. I mean

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Speaker 2: I stick by that. After all of that, still got

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Speaker 2: a good So we we talked a little bit about

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Speaker 2: that and just have the podcast. Yeah, who was going on?

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Speaker 2: And where is bard? Nobody doesn't care? What else? Ye

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Speaker 2: what I care? Listen, listen, listen, brought to you my

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Speaker 2: dairy farmers the anthing. Hope you had a wonderful drive home.

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Speaker 2: Question for everyone right now thirty one or six or five,

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Speaker 2: come and join the conbo. What's an acceptable amount of

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Speaker 2: days between showers? How long you had a shower?

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Speaker 3: Like consistently? Like consistently? How how how often do you

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Speaker 3: leave days in between No? Or as a one off?

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Speaker 2: He wasn't how often do you leave days in between

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Speaker 3: Rubb me by the question again, it's a Friday. Can

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Speaker 3: I give me break?

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Speaker 2: What's an acceptable amount of days between showers?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Did you have a beer? Because I'd be breaking code.

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Speaker 3: I definitely wouldn't have done that, just checking.

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Speaker 4: And this furfy mug had tea in it, as you know,

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Speaker 4: I mean honestly that that's that's what I hadn't it?

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Speaker 2: So thirty one six not yourself in favor, that's a

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Speaker 2: true thirty one six. The reason I'm asking this, though, wards,

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Speaker 2: is because seventeen percent of Britons, apparently during their lockdown,

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Speaker 2: and this is something that may have carried over you

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Speaker 2: for COVID, have admitted that they're not doing daily showers anymore,

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Speaker 2: nearly a fiffer of all people in the UK admitting

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Speaker 2: that they are not showering every day. So I suppose

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Speaker 2: the next question is like how many days? Well, firstly,

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Speaker 2: what's acceptable? We can answer that question, but maybe if

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Speaker 2: you want to gloat here, how many days have you

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Speaker 2: gone without showering?

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Speaker 3: Does that mean on the days they're not showering, are

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Speaker 3: they doing the basin bath? And but what I mean

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Speaker 2: And never heard of that play on No, Well, sure,

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Speaker 2: sure you can have that, Yeah, but I'm doing like

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Speaker 2: a full shower. And I don't want to hear about

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Speaker 2: like you know, you were lost in the desert for

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Speaker 2: two weeks, I mean obviously.

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Speaker 3: Because there's music festivals as well, like.

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Speaker 2: All that sed out. I'm talking about a time when

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Speaker 2: you had the option to have a shower? How long

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Speaker 2: did you go without showering? And you can dob in

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Speaker 2: somebody that you live with, or your partner or something,

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Speaker 2: because like my partner Sam, I've caught sometimes I'll catch

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Speaker 2: her and I'll be like, oh, have you had a shower?

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Speaker 2: And She'll say no, And I said, did you have

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Speaker 2: a shower yesterday? And yes I did, And I'll say, no,

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Speaker 2: you didn't. I was here the whole day. This is

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Speaker 2: during lockdown. So you think she would consistently go was

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Speaker 2: two her MAXs?

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Speaker 3: Or would she go more than.

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Speaker 2: I've caught her four days without a shower? Sometimes so

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Speaker 2: did she does?

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Speaker 3: She get a bit of a pong about it.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes she smells like the trunch bulls anus And I'm like, wow,

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Speaker 2: it would sink.

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Speaker 3: Interesting description, It would stink though, super interesting.

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Speaker 2: Like sometimes someone someone hasn't showered for a long time. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they go stale, they get a really you know, it's

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Speaker 2: like an octopuses vagina. It's just it's just not Wow. Bad,

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Speaker 2: it would be bad, though, it would be bad. You're

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Speaker 2: underwater there though, what's that? No, he's out of the water, mate,

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Speaker 2: he's been out of the water for a while. He's

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Speaker 2: on the pier there.

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Speaker 3: You've caught him the octopus. Yeah, we're going too far

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Speaker 3: into that.

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Speaker 2: I would love to hear from you guys. First of all,

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Speaker 2: how many days have you gone without a shower? Or

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Speaker 2: have you caught someone? And then we can discuss what

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Speaker 2: the acceptable time between showers is? Thirty one and six

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Speaker 2: five is a phone number? How many days you're going

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Speaker 2: without showering? Shower, angie? How many days you go without

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Speaker 2: a shower?

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Speaker 7: Seven?

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Speaker 3: Gee? G wh Angie? Why?

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Speaker 8: I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 9: I just sort of look consistently I'll do two or

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Speaker 9: three days, sometimes four, but I have been known to

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Speaker 9: do seven, going oh okay, when's the last time my shower?

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Speaker 9: I don't think I smell really well.

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Speaker 2: See see that's a problem with people haven't showered for

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Speaker 2: a while. My girlfriends one of them. But the reality is, Angie,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, with your partner? Yeap, because she goes days without showering. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Sophie on thirty one or sixty five, how many days

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Speaker 3: Probably walked past it about four times a day.

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Speaker 8: I think COVID's laziness.

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Speaker 8: I couldn't smell my own smell.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's very the end of you. I like you've

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Speaker 3: I went eight days without a shower and I reaped. Yeah, wow,

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Speaker 7: After about eight days, like tied garbage bags to my

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Speaker 8: I was basically home by myself.

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Speaker 3: You can't hurt yourself down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got an excuse, Tan Matty, to be fair,

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Speaker 2: to Patrick on wit Patrick, what's your record? How many

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Speaker 10: I've been ten days before.

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Speaker 2: Whoay believe it or not?

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Speaker 3: Any reason? Patrick?

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Speaker 10: When I was like fifteen in school holidays, I was

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the Will and Woody podcast one and six '

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Speaker 3: What did you break?

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Speaker 2: That turned out to be very valuable. Yes. The reason

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Speaker 2: I'm asking this awards is because a farmer in Belgium

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Speaker 3: Oh no one expected that. Where is Belgium Europe borders France.

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Speaker 2: Famous Belgian?

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Speaker 3: Famous Belgian would be Now you've got me there on

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Speaker 3: the where's the famous Belgian Tintin? Get out? He's Belgian?

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Speaker 2: I think? So. Anyway, a farmer moved a two hundred

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Speaker 2: He's going along on his farm. There's a big rock

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Speaker 4: See, this is a boring story. So sounds like it.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like it.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's thinking it. You better come home with something.

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Speaker 2: Here moves the rock. Turns out in moving the rock,

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Speaker 3: Wow, story came home with the goods.

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Speaker 4: So wait, so his farm obviously is right on the

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Speaker 2: Good one, captain, obvious. That's why you make a great detective.

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Speaker 2: I've said that for a while now, Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: So the rocks on the border, he moves it. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: Put the rock back?

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Speaker 2: What a thought. So, yeah, he's in big trouble, very

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Speaker 2: very very big trouble. He's moved this rock that had

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Speaker 2: That turned out to be very valuable. This guy's moved

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Speaker 2: It kind of reminded me of the time Woods that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he almost didn't perform at the radio

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a big bit.

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Speaker 2: And there was that thing over. There was a thing

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, g whiz.

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Speaker 2: We were out of there faster than you could say,

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Speaker 3: I never found us, which is good.

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Speaker 2: Never found us. Never found us.

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Speaker 3: We went on the books, so they couldn't really get

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Speaker 9: Think it was?

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Speaker 2: Who?

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Speaker 9: Six?

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Speaker 6: Five?

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Speaker 2: Give us God, I'd love to hear from you, guys,

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Speaker 2: what did you break? You thought it was just an

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Speaker 2: innocuous piece of nothing, only to find out later on

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Speaker 2: that it was seriously value your ball. Take your calls

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Speaker 2: right up next, Welcome to the show. What did you break?

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Speaker 2: That turned out to be super valuable? Thirty one O

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Speaker 2: six ' five Join the show here because no one

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Speaker 2: else has what you did warm me. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 3: Shocking story. I don't know what's going on there, Like

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Speaker 3: there's the whole story.

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Speaker 2: Cos it was a really good story. I don't know

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Speaker 2: what's wrong with you. Well, I think most of Australia

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Speaker 2: agrees it's a shocking phone topic. Hends, they haven't called

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Speaker 4: He's given up, he's given up, checked out. I've actually

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Speaker 3: But we've brought in our digital producer Rob.

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Speaker 2: Rob.

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Speaker 4: You can relate to breaking something that was sentimental or

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Speaker 11: Yeah, when my best friend and I, when we were

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Speaker 11: like one of those poster rolls. Oh yes, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 11: But it turns out how to sign cost us you

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Speaker 11: like painting inside his dad?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Signed by Yeah, and his dad was not happy.

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Speaker 3: Wow she whizzballs. Yeah, that's what costure Zoo at his prime,

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Fair enough?

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Speaker 4: And will I won't even ask you, but his son

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Speaker 4: Tim is doing quite well now.

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Speaker 3: But speaking of.

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Speaker 2: it's just cost A Zoo. It's not cost A Zoo.

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Speaker 3: You thank you. Rob's confermanive you.

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Speaker 4: But speaking of damaging things, your parents, yeah, thank you,

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Speaker 3: You remember this story. I don't know if I've told

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Speaker 4: Before, but my dad, well, my dad's mother passed away

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Speaker 2: What do you say, plastic box like a tup of.

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Speaker 3: Like a tup of. He got the the cheapest of

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Speaker 2: Can you be well, it's your grandma.

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Speaker 3: No, But his idea was, you know, he wanted to

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Speaker 4: The money on a nice Yeah, he doesn't.

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Speaker 3: though when he went to pick up the ashes, and

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Speaker 3: oh no, I'll just chuck her in the go course.

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Speaker 4: Anyways, he puts her in the golf bag. This is

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Speaker 4: people that play golf, you usually have a bucket of

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Speaker 3: he was too embarrassed to leave. A divvot came.

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Speaker 2: At the end of the day. She got buried, I mean.

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Speaker 10: Burial.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it is well and what he brought to your

448
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Speaker 2: my dairy farmers this afternoon, and hope you having a

449
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Speaker 2: wonderful drive home right now. I have missed anything from

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Speaker 2: this week wards.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, you're thrown at me.

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Speaker 2: You enjoy this, don't know.

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Speaker 1: What previously Widen Woody.

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Speaker 2: It's much more organized and professional from here on in.

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Speaker 2: Will Hitepp not professional.

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Speaker 3: That was an incredible moment as you were saying, we're professional.

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Speaker 3: There's a problem with the button.

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Speaker 2: Hey, audio producer team here.

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Speaker 9: I brought these packages together and it's been a pretty

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Speaker 9: flawless week.

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Speaker 3: Hang on, I'll just check my notes. No, sorry, quite

462
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Speaker 3: a lot's gone wrong this week.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday we had a shocking Australia as easy as quiz,

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Speaker 2: argue with the well look a bit, it was good

465
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Speaker 2: entertainment for all of us. Traditionally, what is December twenty

466
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Speaker 2: five calls fucking so good? So Elise's gone around again.

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Speaker 3: All right, it's time to redeem yourself, Elise.

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Speaker 2: Traditionally what is December twenty sixth called Christmas Day? No oh, No,

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Speaker 2: Elise is the first and last person to be invited

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Speaker 2: back to do Australia as Easy as Quiz and get

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Speaker 2: both first questions wrong.

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Speaker 3: But it only got worse will when we were asking

473
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Speaker 3: about romantic gestures that have gone wrong, and this one

474
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Speaker 3: went pretty wrong.

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Speaker 5: I actually got proposed to in public and the aquarium

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Speaker 5: I just couldn't. It was just the pressure of being

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Speaker 5: in public. It was a very awkward train ride home.

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Speaker 3: And with Mother's Day coming up, I think we've put

479
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Speaker 3: off a lot of well women becoming mothers. When we

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Speaker 3: heard stories of surprises in the birthing.

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Speaker 8: Suite that I feel a bit of throbbing down there

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Speaker 8: and the spoot had come out.

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Speaker 10: What day.

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Speaker 9: The midwife goes, I've never heard of this before.

485
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Speaker 1: Can I have a feel?

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Speaker 9: So everyone was sticking their hand inside me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look, not a great message to be delivering to

488
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Speaker 2: all the mums or all the nurses, you sickos ahead

489
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Speaker 2: of Mother's Day. So moving on to the male perspective

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Speaker 2: of Mother's Day, we brought in our great friend Pete

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Speaker 2: HELLI out to set an example for everyone.

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Speaker 3: I'll organize the lunch. So I organized that, and.

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Speaker 2: Didn't you call the restaurant?

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Speaker 3: Exactly right. So this week on the show, we've heard

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Speaker 3: about failed romances. We stopped people from having babies, and

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Speaker 3: then probably ruined a current relationship by asking a husband Sean,

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Speaker 3: which of his wife's friends he found most attractive. Oh

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Speaker 3: and it was while she was listening.

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Speaker 10: Okay, let's go with Brittany.

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Speaker 3: How close is you with Gabrielle?

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Speaker 5: That's right?

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Speaker 2: All right? Have you discussed that, Sewan?

503
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Speaker 3: Maybe I guess the stag won't be the only thing

504
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Speaker 3: getting burnt tonight. Well, I mean it was a good bit. Then,

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Speaker 3: sorry about that?

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Speaker 2: Why were we just fast forward to that bit where

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Speaker 2: we made a live movie trailer with my movie voice

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Speaker 2: and five other listeners for the Spice Girl's movie the sequel.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if we should replay that. That wasn't

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Speaker 3: smooth at all.

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Speaker 2: The only question is who wants to be there? Lover?

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Speaker 2: Oh girls, you.

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Speaker 3: Know the words after me, I'm going to go for

514
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Speaker 3: it if you want to be my lover.

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Speaker 1: This is.

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Speaker 3: One still the weirdest laugh I've ever heard in my life.

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Speaker 3: So off, wasn't it?

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Speaker 1: It was like, it's the Will and Woody podcast, Will and.

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Speaker 2: What He brought to you by Dairy Farmers on a

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Speaker 2: Friday right now, the best of our worst ideas this week.

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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woodies rejected ideas.

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Speaker 4: We just we just pitched too many ideas and you know,

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Speaker 4: not all of them can make the show. So we

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Speaker 4: get an opportunity just before we knock off for the

525
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Speaker 4: week to repitch some ideas that didn't make the show.

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Speaker 3: Will do you want to kick things off?

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Speaker 2: I think I'm still waiting for some audio, So just

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Speaker 2: give me a saying.

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Speaker 3: No, no worries at all.

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Speaker 4: I don't need any audio because, let's be honest, the

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Speaker 4: raw idea is good enough idea is it's a raw idea.

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Speaker 4: It's a raw idea, doesn't need any any theater or condiments.

533
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Speaker 4: Or I'm gonna get on with the idea. Okay, I

534
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Speaker 4: was gonna understand. I'm just going to give it to you.

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Speaker 4: Doodles in danger. I read a story earlier in the

536
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Speaker 4: week an MMA fighter was rushed to hospital because he

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Speaker 4: effectively snapped his doodle snapped it.

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Speaker 3: It's a wild story.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to give away too much about the story,

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Speaker 4: because you know you only hear that if you pick

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Speaker 4: my idea. But then I will extrapolate from there and

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Speaker 4: basically ask for other stories where there's been a doodle

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Speaker 4: in danger, as you doodle being in danger, your husband's

544
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Speaker 4: doodle being in danger.

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Speaker 3: Just doodles in danger. Okay, pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Can you give me an example? I can you give

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Speaker 2: me an example of a doodle in danger?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Does it ever happened to you? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Not me per se.

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Speaker 4: But we once had a call on this show about

552
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Speaker 4: a man who fell out of a tree.

553
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that sounds good, and would take that call.

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Speaker 3: No, I've never started the story.

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Speaker 2: I move on to my idea.

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Speaker 3: Well you didn't. You can't cut off my story halfway.

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Speaker 2: So your idea is doodles.

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Speaker 3: In dangerles in danger, dangerous doodles, different phoneles in danger.

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Speaker 2: My idea stems from a chat that I had with

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Speaker 2: you the other day because you I was telling you

561
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Speaker 2: the other day because you recently scratched your finger and

562
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Speaker 2: you wear your band.

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Speaker 3: Ad on it. I lost a fingernail.

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Speaker 2: I was telling you about people who have real injuries

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Speaker 2: on their hands, people who actually chop off their thumbs

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Speaker 2: and their thumbs get replaced by their toes, and they

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Speaker 2: actually get their big toes sowed on to replace their thumb.

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Speaker 2: She said, when people chop off their thumbs so often,

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Speaker 2: like people drop off their thumbs, they're losing a lawnmower

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Speaker 2: or whatever, and they couldn't find the thing, or if

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Speaker 2: the thumb was badly damaged, the nervings damaged and it

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Speaker 2: wasn't worth putting the thumb back on again, what they

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Speaker 2: would do is they'd chop off their big toe and

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Speaker 2: put it into No.

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Speaker 3: I'm wow, that's pretty well.

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Speaker 2: Sort of person you wouldn't want to meet in a

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Speaker 2: thumb more. They'd be devastating, Oh that's good, and crush you.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 2: So what I want to do my rejected idea front

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Speaker 2: top and I suppose I'd throw this list it out

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Speaker 2: right now? Have you got toeses thumbs?

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Speaker 3: That's pretty good stuff?

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Speaker 2: Actually, is there anyway there anyone out there? Because my

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Speaker 2: mom told me. This is something that does haven't I

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Speaker 2: didn't believe? Are your big toes now your thumbs? That's

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Speaker 2: have you got a big toe? As a topic, we

587
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Speaker 2: need to take some votes right now. We got Julie here,

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Speaker 2: thirteen one or sixty five? Duly, do you want to

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Speaker 2: hear doodles in danger or toses thumbs?

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Speaker 8: Hello, guys, I think I think toases thumbs is very

591
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Speaker 8: strange and freaks me out.

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Speaker 5: So I think we'll go with doodles in danger.

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Speaker 8: Would be really funny.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Julie taken on board.

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Speaker 4: Let's Natalie, Now, Natalie doodles in danger or toses thumbs?

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Speaker 8: Kind of like the other caller, the concept of having

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Speaker 8: toasted onto thumbs is kind of terrifying.

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Speaker 9: So I can't alright over.

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Speaker 2: To you, guys, you're sick.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. Do you

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Speaker 3: have a story of a doodle in danger?

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Speaker 4: Was it your doodle? Was it your kids doodle? Was

603
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Speaker 4: it your husband's doodle? Was it a stranger's gettle? The

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Speaker 4: point is anybody'd get that was it in danger?

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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody's rejected ideas.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe this idea was rejected it's genius. Thirteen

607
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Speaker 4: one oh sixty five Doodles in Danger? Was it your doodle?

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Speaker 4: Was it a friend's doodle? Was it your husband's doodle?

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Stacy here thirteen one oh six five Stacy,

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Speaker 3: this was your husband's doodle that was in danger?

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Speaker 9: Yes it was, and it was when we first started dating.

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Speaker 9: He was chasing me around on a beach and all

613
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Speaker 9: of a sudden he stopped and I wasn't sure why.

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Speaker 9: And it was later on I found out that he

615
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Speaker 9: turned a funny way, and he had bad underwear on

616
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Speaker 9: the and the testall had gone up into his stomach.

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Speaker 9: He had to spend for the next couple of hours

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Speaker 9: sitting in the bar trying to rub it down.

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Speaker 2: Technically, not a doodle in danger?

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Speaker 3: To be fair, we'll take both stories, though, we'll take them.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Melody, Melody, this is a story about

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Speaker 3: your son.

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Speaker 8: Hi, Yes it is.

624
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: So Christmas Eve, around four years ago, my six or

626
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Speaker 8: seven year old son, Sticky, taped his penis shut so

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Speaker 8: that he wouldn't wet the bed.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's clever.

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Speaker 3: At the end of the day, Did it work, Melody?

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Speaker 3: Did it work?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 8: Not on Christmas Eve, I had to unwrap the worst

633
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Speaker 8: present of my life.

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Speaker 3: Outstanding melody.

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Speaker 2: Well, well there, yeah is. Well how did you think

636
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Speaker 2: that would work?

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Speaker 3: Well, technically speaking, it doesn't. It doesn't. It wouldn't get

638
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Speaker 3: out anyway. Let's go to Mike. Mike talking about doodles

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Speaker 3: in danger. What I'm with you.

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Speaker 10: Then I was at UNI Mate and I was in

641
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Speaker 10: an exam and I needed to say so see the lecture,

642
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Speaker 10: and they let me go. But I was in there

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Speaker 10: for a while and they came in and checked on

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Speaker 10: me because they thought I was cheating, like I've taken

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Speaker 10: the book and hiding in the call. And I had

646
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Speaker 10: to say from the other side of the door, I said,

647
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Speaker 10: it made them in a bit of a trouble. I've

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Speaker 10: kind of zipped up too quickly and I've got both

649
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Speaker 10: being caught in it. But they didn't believe me, so

650
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Speaker 10: they said, well, you're gonna get kicked out of the

651
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Speaker 10: exam unless you can prove it. So I opened the

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Speaker 10: door and showed my bleeding knob to my lecture.

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Speaker 2: So you have there's something about Mary. We've got a

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Speaker 2: bleeder scenario, Mike, Like, that's exactly that scene from that

655
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Speaker 2: film that is completely.

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Speaker 3: Wild, extraordinary, extraordinary.

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Speaker 2: I bleeding my lecture something. I'm sure that lecture is

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Speaker 2: still getting therapy for. Let's go to Jack now, Jack,

659
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Speaker 2: bring us home, mate. We're talking about doodles in danger. Man,

660
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Speaker 2: I've enjoyed myself. What happened with you?

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Speaker 7: Holy boys?

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Speaker 2: Friend?

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Speaker 7: My friend, my dad's a paramedic. Yeah, he had to

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Speaker 7: go to work one day he got caught out. Some

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Speaker 7: guy went to cold and stole a barbco chicken. Yep,

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Speaker 7: and he burnt his cock off and spent two nights

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Speaker 7: in hospital.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, jump there, mister step He stole a chicken.

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Speaker 7: Hot chicken from coals, a big hot chicken and put

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Speaker 7: it down there. And my dad, this dude was some

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Speaker 7: sophisticated bloke, had a kids, had family.

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Speaker 2: You put it, he put He put the hot chalk

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Speaker 2: down his pants.

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Speaker 3: And burnt and burnt it off and burnt.

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Speaker 7: It two days in hospital.

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Speaker 2: Worry, Jackie, burnt it clean off, like are.

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Speaker 7: We talking like off, burned the area where he was

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Speaker 7: in the hospital for two days trying to cover it.

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Speaker 3: What the hell? Wow, that's a hot cock chicken reference chicken.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Give us called tell us what's in your glove box,

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Speaker 2: and we'll tell you what your job is.

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Speaker 3: Alrighty, we got Brandon here. He is contestant number one

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Speaker 3: this afternoon. Get I Branden?

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Speaker 9: How's it goes?

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Speaker 3: Very well made? I'm fired up. Let's hear what's in

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Speaker 3: that glove box?

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Speaker 8: I got a pair of insulated pliers, a Stanley knife,

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Speaker 8: a pan, and some hands the tizer insulated flyers.

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Speaker 2: Let's work with that. What would you what's insulation used

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Speaker 2: for insulation?

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Speaker 4: Ideas say it would be the protect from some sort

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Speaker 4: of electric shock.

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Speaker 2: You can they can be well insulated for heat as

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Speaker 2: well heat. The pliers might be getting a bit hot,

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Speaker 2: but no, it would work both ways.

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Speaker 3: I think you snipping electric wine?

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Speaker 2: You reckon, he's hitting a lot of the wires. I

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Speaker 2: mean maybe the electricity is the heat.

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Speaker 3: Ah, there we go.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, we don't need to get too far into what

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Speaker 2: insulation is to probably know that he's a sparky.

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Speaker 3: Bang on the only ones with an insulated plier. Baby.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Lee. Now, Lee, what's in your glove box?

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Speaker 5: I have a pair of pliers, a packet of table tires,

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Speaker 5: and two killers of sugar.

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Speaker 3: Do you to confirm your pliers insulated.

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Speaker 2: No, there we interesting, so we'll knock hero out of

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Speaker 2: the sparky game. Did you say two kilos of sugar?

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Speaker 3: Lee?

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Speaker 8: Yes, two sugar?

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Speaker 2: Have you got that well labeled?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: If I was pulling somebody over in the trunk, you'd

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Speaker 2: want to make sure it was labeled. Just never know

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Speaker 2: what people looking for. But let's let's get down to

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Speaker 2: who needs sugar? Who needs that much sugar? Cable ties

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Speaker 2: as well? I mean you sound dodgyly, I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 2: Who needs that much sugar?

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Speaker 4: Like a like a baker, somebod who's making cakes. I

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Speaker 4: don't know why she'd have the cake unless she like

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Speaker 4: makes cakes.

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Speaker 3: And they don't use cable tied with your wrap, so

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Speaker 3: I know it is.

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Speaker 2: Probably infringing a little bit in the glove box zone.

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Speaker 2: But do the cable ties get used in conjunction with

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Speaker 2: the sugar?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 4: Right, maybe the sugar is a bit of a do

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Speaker 4: you think that might be a bit of a red

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Speaker 4: herring the sugar.

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Speaker 2: The sugar, it's a job, it's her occupation.

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Speaker 3: You couldn't casually have two killers and.

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Speaker 2: She's making because that's a lot of sugar, Like, that's

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Speaker 2: not just like, as you said, she's not making bulk

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Speaker 2: cakes bulk lollies, Like, um, what's the gear that you

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Speaker 2: get at a fairy floss?

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Speaker 3: Yes, you think she's a fairy flossman.

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Speaker 2: They just tip it in there, don't they. They've got

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Speaker 2: those trucks.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, pretty sure. And maybe one are the cable

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Speaker 4: ties in the ply She said that she puts up

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Speaker 4: a sign. She puts up signs with pliers and cable

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Speaker 4: ties saying fairy floss lady.

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Speaker 3: Come and get your fairy floss.

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Speaker 9: She's a Oh my god, you are amazing.

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Speaker 2: For no more will come out on the high just

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Speaker 2: right up there, just will. And what I hope you

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Speaker 2: guys having a great driver gee wars. If you didn't believe,

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Speaker 2: now you believe.

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