Speaker 1: This is is it just.
Speaker 2: Stood a black couple of mitches, release yourself for the
Speaker 2: rude shocks of young adultsthood. In high school, I thought compulsory.
Speaker 2: I meant you had a choice. So my year advisor,
Speaker 2: Missus Moyman, went on Mitch Math's compulsory. I went fantastic
Speaker 2: and drama is Mitch, Julie and Mitchell coos Hello.
Speaker 1: Youllo you oh big porky piak, Hello, love you big week.
Speaker 1: Once again, annual pig Week has come around. It has
Speaker 1: this is is this our fourth or fifth pick Week?
Speaker 1: I don't know, actually possibly four got to be fourth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've had enough. Basically, that's the tradition.
Speaker 2: This is the best part of the year for us
Speaker 2: and for you idiots at home, because it all started
Speaker 2: when we were on diets and we thought we were
Speaker 2: not diet You shouldn't say diets.
Speaker 1: Well it was at the time. This is a few
Speaker 1: years ago. Pig Week came about because I was about
Speaker 1: to start per training, yes, and he told me that
Speaker 1: he was going to monitor what I was eating in
Speaker 1: my Fitness Pal, which once again I just would never
Speaker 1: fucking agree to that.
Speaker 2: These Yeah, it was a different time. This is when
Speaker 2: Oprah was still fat, you know, and she was okay
Speaker 2: with it, like dieting was not what it is now.
Speaker 1: So basically I was like, before this trainer starts monitoring
Speaker 1: my healthy eating, let's have one final pig out. And
Speaker 1: now it's become an annual tradition. The point of pick
Speaker 1: week is to encourage you, our darling idiots who might
Speaker 1: be health conscious day to day, to just allow yourself
Speaker 1: one moment this week to have some guilt free, fucking
Speaker 1: pigging out. Correct that snack you've been iron off at
Speaker 1: the supermarket. This week's the week to bloody make it happen.
Speaker 2: Just do it.
Speaker 1: We don't just at least one moment of piggory I
Speaker 1: have While you're listening.
Speaker 2: My clothes to pigwork, cook, I'm wearing a giant blue
Speaker 2: hoodie that says retisserie chicken five nine nine five none that,
Speaker 2: which is not true with the that's not accurate, it's
Speaker 2: USD So you're basically double Oh it is right, It's
Speaker 2: like twelve bar correct. Yeah, bloody, yes, I'm wearing this
Speaker 2: for PICKWEK and you're in a beautiful pink which reflects
Speaker 2: the color of a pig.
Speaker 1: I did put thought into the outfit and wearing pink
Speaker 1: for Pick Week. Yeah. This is also the first time
Speaker 1: we've ever done Pick Week where we do two episodes
Speaker 1: a week. Yeah, so Wednesday's episode will also be Pigan correct.
Speaker 1: I brought two very different types of plates, so dida. Yeah.
Speaker 2: One I bought on TikTok shop.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah. I was so hooked in by this young
Speaker 1: girl eating these treats. Not TikTok I've purchased at all. Yes,
Speaker 1: so we're all contributing a snack each, including our the
Speaker 1: wheel price keeper. Jenna, welcome here for I'm here happy birthday.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to jump in so she wouldn't think
Speaker 1: we forgot her birthday this time. Remember I always forgot
Speaker 1: No should we should we present our plates our Pik
Speaker 1: week plates, so.
Speaker 2: Pig Week plates also. I mean we had to be
Speaker 2: kind of inspired by Jenna's birthday. Yes, Jenna's birthday kind
Speaker 2: of follows the Haley's comment routine. It's just kind of
Speaker 2: once in every seventeen hundred years. Yes, is this your
Speaker 2: favorite birthday because you've had so many?
Speaker 3: I think this is my favorite.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, why what's special about this year? You've had
Speaker 1: thousands of birthdays?
Speaker 4: Just that you've remembered.
Speaker 1: Well, you've a famous killed on your birthday.
Speaker 2: I was, I was and common Yeah the poison, Yeah
Speaker 2: that was.
Speaker 4: I don't want to get it.
Speaker 2: Hate to bring it up. You shouldn't have to.
Speaker 1: I'm not on your birthday birthday, so your birthday is
Speaker 1: actually on Tuesday? Right, Yes, okay, we're getting in early. Here.
Speaker 1: Should I present my plate?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes we must.
Speaker 1: Okay, we's bending down.
Speaker 4: I love pig week.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, with Jenner's birthday of mind. Obviously got
Speaker 1: Jenna happy birthday. Oh wow?
Speaker 4: Oh what a beautiful cake?
Speaker 1: Isn't it gorgeous? To go out of my way for that? There?
Speaker 1: Insta famous it's sposed to makes this beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's like multi layer one of those pancake cakes.
Speaker 1: It's got like twelve lays any cake. It's a honeycake,
Speaker 1: and I love honey. Guess how perfect this is? Jenna?
Speaker 1: What the honeycake? According to Google, it's probably one of
Speaker 1: the oldest cakes known to mankind. In historic records, the
Speaker 1: honeycake was baked as early as the.
Speaker 4: Medieval A wow, I remember that very fish.
Speaker 1: The honeycake has no added sugar with honey, as it's
Speaker 1: crimary sweeteness, giving it a long shelf life. So don't
Speaker 1: throw that out. You can take the leftovers.
Speaker 4: I will not be throwing this ouse shit.
Speaker 1: Now, where'd you pull that thing from the knife from home?
Speaker 2: Just pulled out a note? Okay, careful point that I.
Speaker 1: Was going to bring candles, But I feel like we're
Speaker 1: on thin ice in this studio.
Speaker 2: Can't be like got the warnings about this studio. You
Speaker 2: think we're do you want should we get plates or
Speaker 2: do we need na I bought.
Speaker 1: Napcock fantastic, so this is going to take her ages.
Speaker 2: If you want to have a look in a rush now,
Speaker 2: if you want to have a look on Instagram, see
Speaker 2: h honeycakes is the Instagram?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Christine's honeycake.
Speaker 2: Christ It's like pancakes.
Speaker 4: There's multiple ads, nice and moist, it's hard.
Speaker 1: I love a dense cake. What about your cherry? What
Speaker 1: did you bring to what I do?
Speaker 2: I shopped on TikTok shop. Yeah, now it's not actually
Speaker 2: TikTok shop because you don't have that in Australia. But
Speaker 2: this girl was sprooking things and she said a link
Speaker 2: in bio. So I went to her link in bio
Speaker 2: and she had like a candy store, and I thought,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to quite simply purchase all this. So
Speaker 2: what I did was, I don't know if you've seen
Speaker 2: this on TikTok, but it is freeze dried gummies, freeze
Speaker 2: dried candy. Have you seen this freeze dried Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a whole trend. It's people are into gummies now and
Speaker 2: Swedish candy.
Speaker 1: I've always been into gummies. Money.
Speaker 2: These are put into a freeze dryer. I don't know
Speaker 2: what a freeze thry look like.
Speaker 1: Prawn cakes from the Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 2: No, No, they're dehydrated like they put gummy bird.
Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 2: In a dehydrated and they become a crunchy puffy they
Speaker 2: look like Cheetoska. That's what I brought bizarre from TikTok shop.
Speaker 2: Another thing I've got inspired by your new era Mitchell Twinkies.
Speaker 2: Mitch is a twink again, Yes, and this is an
Speaker 2: American staple banana flavor Tween.
Speaker 1: Don't think I could get away with calling myself a twink. Oh,
Speaker 1: I have to be really young.
Speaker 2: No, twink is more of a mindset. You're not a
Speaker 2: twink yet for sure?
Speaker 1: If it's a mindset. I'm definitely not a twink an
Speaker 1: old woman in mind.
Speaker 2: And I also got I don't know, I just shopped
Speaker 2: like the most popular items on the website. These are
Speaker 2: apparently all the craze. Have you seen these? They're wax candies.
Speaker 1: Wax candies. What is this weird you've gotten?
Speaker 2: It's ah ricking candy guys, wax candies, cry babies, their
Speaker 2: little cola bottles or bottles like made of wax, but
Speaker 2: they've got like juice inside them, made of wax, made
Speaker 2: of wax. We have to try them because they're all
Speaker 2: the crazy on TikTok seat as well.
Speaker 1: And I'm hoping that whatever you brought for Pickwick is
Speaker 1: some sort of savory. There's a lot of sweet shit
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 4: Oh you're in for a treat.
Speaker 1: Yes, last year you brought grapes, so maybe shit was
Speaker 1: still balanced again.
Speaker 4: I've brought my favorite chip variety.
Speaker 1: Oh good, we need that. We need as you might remember,
Speaker 1: oh the fucking lightly salted popcorn, the.
Speaker 5: Cobs popcorn, lightly salted and slightly sweet. I also talk
Speaker 5: to my team that I work with in the morning
Speaker 5: on the Breakfast show, and they agree that this is
Speaker 5: the best flavor and it's delicious.
Speaker 1: Just not of potato chips overall. Like, I can fuck
Speaker 1: with popcorn, but they're not the best potato chip.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they are so not a potato chip.
Speaker 1: To thank you, I'm actually quite keen on that popcorn.
Speaker 1: You're my favorite dog, Tabby Cat. That's not how this
Speaker 1: game works. Oh, by the way, we forgot to do
Speaker 1: the fuck an ethical thing. Trigger warning. If you're a
Speaker 1: mister Vibe, it's probably gonna be chewing. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: overtly chew. I'll try and chew off, Mike, but you're
Speaker 1: probably gonna hear it. I'm gonna try the honeycake, mab. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm very curious about the honeycake. What do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Oh it does look dense and moisture. Oh wow, is
Speaker 1: it good? Oh my god? Fuck yeah. It doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like a birthday cake because we didn't sing happy birthday,
Speaker 1: should we?
Speaker 2: Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday,
Speaker 2: dear Jenna, Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 1: Hip hop hip hop. I'll come on do it with
Speaker 1: a bit of gusto, mate, hip hop. Hooray, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: This is actually really good. It's crazy to think this
Speaker 2: is what kings and queens would have dined on in
Speaker 2: the Medially.
Speaker 1: Honeycake is it? It's me on the fly?
Speaker 4: Amazing.
Speaker 1: Should cake shops be open later in the day. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that I stumbled across this one when I did,
Speaker 1: but it also happened to be one of the only
Speaker 1: ones open at like two in the afternoon. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: when do they close? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's allion needs to keep things open later
Speaker 2: as in general, especially like.
Speaker 1: If I want a coffee from a cafe or something
Speaker 1: and it's two thirty now, not an option or a cafe.
Speaker 2: I agree if this worked to Australia was a young country,
Speaker 2: like in the nineties. In the two thousands, we've progressed, guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stay open later cafes, especially because sometimes I intend
Speaker 1: to make lunch, but then it'll get to like one
Speaker 1: thirty and I'm like, oh, I can't be bothered, and
Speaker 1: then I just keep procrastinating. It gets to two thirty,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just gonna have to buy lunch from
Speaker 1: a cafe. I'll wait the row clothes. I just have
Speaker 1: to have no fucking lunch today.
Speaker 2: And then you go down fault. They've got the old
Speaker 2: salads left, like a little bit of Greek salad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like some shit tune a wrap no one wanted.
Speaker 1: That's all I got left. Yep.
Speaker 2: A quarter chicken that is so dry and bony, No
Speaker 2: one wants to buy it.
Speaker 1: That Mitchell Johns some honeycake. Yeah, I'm just mindful of
Speaker 1: the fact that you're both eating, and I think someone
Speaker 1: needs to be talking.
Speaker 2: I can take a break while Jenna digested.
Speaker 1: Why don't you tell everyone it's this thing for the
Speaker 1: first time? How this shit works?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 2: Everyone, if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is
Speaker 2: it just me? Every episode we start the same with it.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate
Speaker 2: or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know my Ijim, I don't know his.
Speaker 1: I will let you know my ether just me, I've
Speaker 1: turned my back or one of my favorite celebrities, Miley,
Speaker 1: don't guess. I'm trying to get fucking spoiler. Oh not
Speaker 1: Lyn mcgrangeer, What has she done? What has she done?
Speaker 2: Can't cancel?
Speaker 1: Lynn?
Speaker 4: Not Lynn?
Speaker 2: I ate a Nicodemo in the Westfield the other.
Speaker 1: Day when it was Thursday. It's been a while.
Speaker 2: Mine I've got like a pig weik related one. Oh good,
Speaker 2: it feels appropriate if you kick things off of me. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: mine's ridiculous. I just want to preface by saying that.
Speaker 1: That's pretty standard. I would say, are we sure with that?
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay? Why would we say no? No ridiculous content on
Speaker 1: this podcast.
Speaker 4: Especially on my birthday? I'd like it serious.
Speaker 1: You want some hard hitting A current affairs, current affairs? Sorry,
Speaker 1: carry on? What's the plural?
Speaker 2: Is it just singular current affairs? Actually the show should
Speaker 2: be called a current affairs.
Speaker 1: I think that's taken.
Speaker 2: No, No, not my show current affair, a current affair
Speaker 2: or current affairs because they don't talk about just one story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they've got more than one affair, which is like,
Speaker 1: oh he's a current affair for you, there's another affair.
Speaker 2: Oh so they're not going here are all the current affairs?
Speaker 3: They're singular in their affairs.
Speaker 1: Is this a ridiculous situm? No, god, no, it's pretty
Speaker 1: good thought. Thank you so much? All right? Are we ready? Yep?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you think we should conceal life boats?
Speaker 1: Lifeboats?
Speaker 2: Do you think they should be hidden from the public eye?
Speaker 3: Oh, like on cruises.
Speaker 1: And yeah, those things are on complete and total display.
Speaker 5: No, but I'll tell you why they're good. Right when
Speaker 5: I went on my cruise.
Speaker 2: She got the Honeycake Erran's.
Speaker 5: Cruise, I got a discounted room because the life boat
Speaker 5: was in front of it.
Speaker 1: Get out. Did it obstruct the view?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Wow, See this is so interesting to me. I went
Speaker 2: on a walk on the weekend, walked for MS. We
Speaker 2: raised on ten thousand dollars. Thank you so much, Jenna,
Speaker 2: Thanks for your charitable donation. Is they under ten thousand
Speaker 2: dollars or just under It's a nice way of saying
Speaker 2: ten thousand, but although it was eight, it seems less.
Speaker 2: Just under ten thousand dollars. And we walk past this
Speaker 2: Pinot cruise ship and I'm like, that looks gorgeous. Maybe
Speaker 2: I'm into a cruise ship. Like I've never thought i'd
Speaker 2: do a cruise, but I.
Speaker 1: Was looking at it.
Speaker 2: But the biggest I saw and the thing that makes
Speaker 2: my stomach sink.
Speaker 1: Sorry I should have said the sink.
Speaker 2: There is the fact that the lifeboats are on full
Speaker 2: display on the side, and that's something that is needed
Speaker 2: only if there is complete terror, if the boat's sinking
Speaker 2: if you hit a nice burger, if they're a pirates
Speaker 2: attacking the cruise ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but mate, have you heard of a little incident
Speaker 1: called the Titanic?
Speaker 2: Can you spell that for me?
Speaker 1: The ship that sunk? Yeah, and did not have enough
Speaker 1: lifeboats to save the people on board. Now I know,
Speaker 1: so I think they've got them out on display because
Speaker 1: people find that reassuring. Now I'm knowing that they're stepping
Speaker 1: onto a ship and there's a fuck load of lifeboats.
Speaker 1: Should Heaven forbid something? Go roight? Do you find it
Speaker 1: reassuring to know that there are lifeboats right there? You
Speaker 1: know where they are? Well, you can't have them in
Speaker 1: a storage cup, but if you have to evacuate quickly,
Speaker 1: you need them right there on the edge of the ship.
Speaker 1: You can get the fuck off.
Speaker 2: Fat boat is a behemoth. It's an engineering sort of Juggernau.
Speaker 2: That's what they said about unthinkable sounding very similar. But
Speaker 2: can't they build a platform that they hide them under,
Speaker 2: or can't they cover them in a blanket or something?
Speaker 3: Or no, I think some of them are covered.
Speaker 2: No, surely, Yeah, that's another thing.
Speaker 1: Fuck me that, honeycakes. I'm sorry, just caught up.
Speaker 5: I told It is good, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's not too sweet, it's really nice. Sorry to carry on,
Speaker 1: but there doesn't look to be enough lifeboats. You look
Speaker 1: on the side of a cruise ship, there's like nine,
Speaker 1: and I think, off the top of my head, you'd
Speaker 1: need at least twelve. Can you google? Maybe they do
Speaker 1: have some in like a storage space, so you get
Speaker 1: the first nine out and then you get the others
Speaker 1: out of storage while they're doing that than you.
Speaker 2: And also, why don't we why don't we just get
Speaker 2: helicopter pads? Why don't we just have helicopters on cruise ships?
Speaker 1: Like fucking people on the ship are going to fit
Speaker 1: an airlicop.
Speaker 2: Six at a time. I can just do your trips
Speaker 2: back and forth, back and forth, or to put two helicopters.
Speaker 1: What if you're in the middle of the ocean, that
Speaker 1: helicopter might not even make it back to the shore.
Speaker 5: That's true, Okay, So on a cruise ship there must
Speaker 5: be enough clear throat.
Speaker 2: You've got honeycakes sitting on your ship.
Speaker 1: Carlotta carry on ch has just developed smoking She turned
Speaker 1: fifty inches off. Fuck it, that chick on the smoking
Speaker 1: ad carry I made their own choices.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't do what I did.
Speaker 1: A cruise ship.
Speaker 5: There must see enough lifeboats to accommodate thirty seven point
Speaker 5: five percent of passengers waterroom members on either side. That's
Speaker 5: not seventy percent in total.
Speaker 1: But what happens to what they're hold on?
Speaker 2: Hold on? They're accounting for twenty five percent of death.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's shocking. Is it still women and children first?
Speaker 1: That old google back? That is good? Holy fuck. I
Speaker 1: really thought that they would have put some sort of
Speaker 1: measures in place after what happened with the Titanic. I agree,
Speaker 1: we can't have this fucking happen again.
Speaker 2: Is it just me on the fly? Or is women
Speaker 2: and children first and outdated premise? I mean, gay men
Speaker 2: have evolved. I feel we are up there with the
Speaker 2: women and children, the straight man, the breadwinners.
Speaker 1: You stay back, you guys. They want to kill us
Speaker 1: off because if we're double income, no kids, they want
Speaker 1: our inheritance to boost the economy.
Speaker 2: True, and we can't reproduce, so say, for example, the
Speaker 2: last Survivors, we can't continue society.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't need to spell it out to
Speaker 1: you that gay men can have children, but it's just
Speaker 1: a little bit more tricky.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but I mom mean, if we're the only
Speaker 2: people left on earth, were those men on the boat
Speaker 2: and then all the gay men went to an island,
Speaker 2: we couldn't reproduce That's true, there's no surrogacy.
Speaker 1: What if I said to them as they're evacuating the boat,
Speaker 1: I promise to root every single woman on this life boat.
Speaker 1: If it means I get safe, I will knock every
Speaker 1: bitch up if that's what it takes, I promise.
Speaker 2: I imagine hearing that conversation, being a stressed woman, just
Speaker 2: hearing this gay man I need so, you know, when
Speaker 2: the having some honeycakes, I speak slowly.
Speaker 5: When the Costa Concordia, you know that ship that yeah,
Speaker 5: it fell on its side.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: So there were reports that during the evacuation of the
Speaker 5: Costa Concordia, women and children had to fight with men
Speaker 5: for places in the lifeboats.
Speaker 1: Pigs, absolute pigs. I'm not in the good way like Pickwick.
Speaker 3: No, so there's no actual rules in force.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I just think if you work at P and O
Speaker 2: are you listening to this, You have a cruise ship
Speaker 2: or a boat, just disguise them, you know, I think.
Speaker 1: They blend in pretty well. Don't they.
Speaker 2: What do they do on the Disney Cruise? They put
Speaker 2: like a Mickey Mouse face on it.
Speaker 1: I think they do. Imagine imagine the boat sinking.
Speaker 2: You go, ship men and women get on Daffy all
Speaker 2: women to minie children to pookie.
Speaker 1: Are you googling that? What the Disney ones look like?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, they look normal.
Speaker 1: Do you think they've thought about just normal? They do
Speaker 1: it normal? Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, do you think they thought about that in the
Speaker 2: design of the Disney cruise? Like, if this sinks, is
Speaker 2: it going to be because it's such a happy place.
Speaker 2: The characters are on board dancing, so.
Speaker 1: Let's at least make the rescue mission cheerful. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they should have character boats.
Speaker 4: They should.
Speaker 1: I'm being rescued by eel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good pants picked me up.
Speaker 2: Oh did your anny make it? No, she was on
Speaker 2: Tinker Belle Tinks went down.
Speaker 1: It's just me. You should follow these idiots online. Search
Speaker 1: a couple of mitches. Ok you Doug coming up on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: In episode two fourteen, Pig Week continues. It is a
Speaker 1: week long affair after all. So yeah, if you're hearing
Speaker 1: this now and you've not yet bought yourself that gorgeous
Speaker 1: indulgent snack as a little treat for yourself. Maybe you
Speaker 1: can line that up in time for Wednesday's episode. Pig out,
Speaker 1: send us a photo and what you're pigging out on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also there's no guilt because you know we're
Speaker 2: doing it, so you can hear us do it and go, God,
Speaker 2: you know they're doing it. I'm doing it. You just
Speaker 2: go out of sympathy with us.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna We're gonna bring a plate again on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Contributed snack each mine is actually quite a mission to
Speaker 1: get a hold of roving reporter Oscar has been raped
Speaker 1: in to help make this happen. I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 1: Truly is very exciting. He's done something similar to this before,
Speaker 1: but this is there's all new heights. Has he done
Speaker 1: something to believe h he has remember? Oh, yes, you're right,
Speaker 1: he has. He has to. Also on Wednesday, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a present that I was
Speaker 1: given at my Melbourne show because the person in the
Speaker 1: audience said it's for Mitch and Jenner as well. Oh,
Speaker 1: I have to do the right thing. I'll give it
Speaker 1: to you. But I'm also going to be telling you
Speaker 1: an embarrassing moment that happened at my Melbourne comedy show. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm mortified. It's something that I don't think you would
Speaker 1: spend a second dwelling on though, but I am mortified.
Speaker 2: Me I'd be fine with it probably really.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have given the second thought at all.
Speaker 2: People ask me for photos all the time. You just
Speaker 2: got to you've got a smile, go to take the photo.
Speaker 2: I'm not signing anything only with bluepen.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that, okay, if it doesn't be on the fly.
Speaker 1: Whatever happened to being asked to sign shit, I haven't
Speaker 1: signed anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it' stopped because there's so much fraud because if
Speaker 2: they have a copy of your signature, then they can,
Speaker 2: you know, take mortgages out.
Speaker 1: I always thought about that. We sign our mugs, and
Speaker 1: everyone thought that someone could use that to open a
Speaker 1: fucking bank account. Al so I.
Speaker 3: Sign the envelopes of the male stuff that we see.
Speaker 2: Now you've got a lot of money too in savings.
Speaker 1: I'd understand how signatures came to be, Like, what difference
Speaker 1: does it make. I've scribbled my name and cursive, therefore
Speaker 1: it's legit. That's so true. My city to changes day
Speaker 1: by day. Sometimes it's cursive, sometimes it's really dramatic. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it's all caps, sometimes it's all lover cases. There's no
Speaker 1: consistency with you.
Speaker 2: My sister Becky has Becky with a star next to
Speaker 2: it because when she was sixteen and she got a
Speaker 2: driver's license, that's what she did and she's just had
Speaker 2: to commit to it. It's as to commit now it's
Speaker 2: just just like a hooker's signature.
Speaker 1: Becky stars actually a fucking.
Speaker 4: Cos she's a detective.
Speaker 1: How embarrassing signing documents with that. Imagine that you're under arrest.
Speaker 1: I've just got to sign this. Imagine that document being
Speaker 1: presented before court and they're like, what fucking nine year
Speaker 1: old signed visa?
Speaker 3: Oh that's constable, Yeah, Detective Becky.
Speaker 2: Should we have a quick little stack or try something?
Speaker 1: I'm curious about these dry fucking prawn cake looking things.
Speaker 1: So what it used to be? Not unlike a starburs lolly, No,
Speaker 1: just it was a gummy one, a gummy worm, but
Speaker 1: they've petrified it or some shit freeze driede enjoy these
Speaker 1: delicious gummy worms candy that have been freeze driding. The
Speaker 1: extraordinary treat offers bursts of flavor. They're very expensive. I'm
Speaker 1: my TikTok shops good, but with fucking postage. Geez, I
Speaker 1: think they can. Oh Dear. Speaking of which, have you
Speaker 1: noticed that while you fuck around trying to open that
Speaker 1: that looks fidley, I'm struggling. Have you noticed that we're
Speaker 1: already getting pictures sent in if people wearing their new
Speaker 1: merch about, Oh my god, listen to the speed of
Speaker 1: which they're right. I know a couple of mitches dot com.
Speaker 1: Do you if you want to check out our new
Speaker 1: merch and it's print on de man baby, you order it,
Speaker 1: it gets sent, no fucking about.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've got a gummy worm. I've seen this on
Speaker 2: my for you page four years and I'm finally tasting it.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it. It looks like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's harder than I would have thought.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was expecting more.
Speaker 1: Okay, ready, it's a gummy worm. Don't tune into the
Speaker 1: fucking It tastes like a sour fruit leap. Yeah, are
Speaker 1: really sweet fruit loop.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I like it. I was all
Speaker 2: stuck in my teeth. Yeah, it's in like every corridor
Speaker 2: of my.
Speaker 1: Gum suck me. Yeah, that's that's there's a lot going
Speaker 1: on there.
Speaker 2: I don't love them, No, you can have.
Speaker 1: It's like guards of glass in my throat. It's not
Speaker 1: letting me swallow it as I swallow. It's congealing in
Speaker 1: my throat. It's like copping candy.
Speaker 2: It stuck all her through my teeth.
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: That's so sweet? The honeycakes are gonna taste savory. You
Speaker 2: know when you have something ohmitch is dying.
Speaker 1: It's actually stuck in my throat. I'm sipping water. It
Speaker 1: just won't go down.
Speaker 2: You know when you have something ultra sweet and then
Speaker 2: you eat something normal sweet and then it tastes savory.
Speaker 2: His honeycake now is not going to be sweet.
Speaker 1: That honey fucking cake may as will be bread back
Speaker 1: emparison to that rubbish. All right, make sure you have
Speaker 1: any gym, of course I do, Darling's the whole point
Speaker 1: of the show. I'm not a fuck with Why would
Speaker 1: you ask such a stupid quest? It was just I
Speaker 1: think the sugar thing me too. You're ready to go? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, Bradley, let's go? Is it just me? We
Speaker 1: were bit off Lady Gaga at the moment. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I my money was on Mailey.
Speaker 2: My money was on Selene, but she's got stiff persons,
Speaker 2: and then also potentially Demi. But you kind of was off,
Speaker 2: were off after the myth They're you're big three outs.
Speaker 4: No they're not.
Speaker 1: I had nothing against Demi. I actually have never turned
Speaker 1: my back in her. I find it quite fast.
Speaker 2: You said I'm not a fan of themy after Demy.
Speaker 1: I've never come. My god, I don't like what the
Speaker 1: Sugar's done to you. Just fibbs.
Speaker 2: No, Mitchell loves Demi. This is shocking. You're not a
Speaker 2: fan of Gaga anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that I'm not a fan anymore, but
Speaker 1: I'm not impressed with her behavior of late.
Speaker 2: Well, she's just released the CHROMATICA ball right on some stand.
Speaker 1: She has and she was doing an interview with part
Speaker 1: of the big premiere screening of her concert film that
Speaker 1: you can fucking watch, and she admitted that for five
Speaker 1: of the shows when she performed them in twenty twenty two,
Speaker 1: she had COVID.
Speaker 2: Oh. I saw this on TikTok and I was like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure what she was aiming at by
Speaker 1: admitting that were we supposed to go, wow, look at
Speaker 1: her work, thick, what a woman. But no, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: that's fucking ridiculous. Your poor bloody dancers. How do we
Speaker 1: know that she's not infecting them all and their family?
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga was a super spreader.
Speaker 2: Think about it, because she's singing on that stage, she's
Speaker 2: spitting out that mouth, hitting the front row kids.
Speaker 1: And this was in twenty twenty two when it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think people have relaxed their attitude towards COVID. They
Speaker 1: feel a bit more casual about COVID. These days, we have,
Speaker 1: but in twenty twenty two it was still quite fucking rife. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I cannot believe she did that. Apparently she
Speaker 1: checked with her dances. She said, you don't have to
Speaker 1: work if you're not comfortable. But as if they would
Speaker 1: have not done I'm not going to say, oh no.
Speaker 2: There's a power and balance there. If Lady Gaga says
Speaker 2: to you listen, we're going to keep dancing, We're gonna
Speaker 2: shoot one of the dancers in the head. If they'll go, okay,
Speaker 2: sure do it Russian roulette style. It's Lady Gaga, you
Speaker 2: do what she wants, but.
Speaker 4: Also what about all the tech people and everything.
Speaker 1: I know, there's so many people, and like, you can't
Speaker 1: wear a mask and sing no, I don't know how
Speaker 1: it's gonna work. She just would have gone out there
Speaker 1: with such reckless abandon I'm like, what the fuck, lady.
Speaker 2: I think the issue here is that she also has
Speaker 2: an autoimmune disease herself, right, Like, she has fibromyalga.
Speaker 1: I think, jup, sorry, soft gy.
Speaker 2: Then to go out and get like immuno compromise people
Speaker 2: see because someone who has it themselves seems a.
Speaker 1: Bit contradicted to And she does cancel shows at the
Speaker 1: drop of her hat because of the fibromyalgela. She's valid,
Speaker 1: of course, Oh yeah, She's canceled heats of shows because
Speaker 1: of that. So you'd think COVID, of all things, she'd
Speaker 1: be like, right, shut it down, SOZ have to reschedule
Speaker 1: these five shows. Maybe she was asymptomatic and wasn't Actually
Speaker 1: it wasn't affecting her. But there's any number of people.
Speaker 1: I sound like it's twenty twenty and I'm all rather
Speaker 1: about COVID, But there's any number of people she could
Speaker 1: have affected. They could have gone visited their grandma, Yeah,
Speaker 1: killed her. There were people on Twitter or x whatever
Speaker 1: you want, bloody caught. There were people saying one of
Speaker 1: my family members did die after going to a Gaga
Speaker 1: show off COVID.
Speaker 2: Oh so that.
Speaker 1: Now that she's admitted that, people are coming out going,
Speaker 1: Oh don't know about that.
Speaker 2: I wonder if you could sue Lady Gaga. In America,
Speaker 2: they're very litigious. They could sue course of death from
Speaker 2: grandma Betty. You know, one night watching Born to Tribe,
Speaker 2: what's the song? This all in this way a good joy?
Speaker 1: I also just wasn't that blown away with the chromatica
Speaker 1: film thing, like the video of the concert?
Speaker 2: Did you watch it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've only seen bits and pieces so far, But like,
Speaker 1: she just seems a bit Autopiloty's what was the taping
Speaker 1: from what show? I think LA like one of the
Speaker 1: big ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah filmed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was one of the big ones. But she's
Speaker 1: seen a bit autopiloty to the point where she's actually
Speaker 1: done a bit of a cheery herself.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't wait to see how this ties in.
Speaker 1: She's got her own crutch. Oh you know how you say? Totally, yeah,
Speaker 1: totally totally.
Speaker 2: All the best performers do, so I can't wait for
Speaker 2: the comparison.
Speaker 1: Well, there was one particular phrase that she said a
Speaker 1: grand total of forty five times.
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 1: If you're planning to fucking watch this concept, maybe the
Speaker 1: chromatica crap, Go ahead and make this a drinking game.
Speaker 1: I suggest take a sip every time she says this
Speaker 1: particular thing. You'll be absolutely munted. Have a listen, hands up,
Speaker 1: Put your hands up.
Speaker 2: I said, click your hand, hands up, pick your hands up.
Speaker 1: Jesus half your time. She's not put in her own
Speaker 1: hands up, by the way, Oh god, this goes on
Speaker 1: for two minutes. By that, I'm all right, I'm going
Speaker 1: to skip forward a bit, okay.
Speaker 2: And also, put your hands up is very plosive, so
Speaker 2: that COVI was being projected far and wide.
Speaker 1: How many times? One hundred and fifty forty five five times?
Speaker 1: Prot your hands up? Your hands she mays, well, cough
Speaker 1: your hand. I don't have the upper body than to
Speaker 1: put my hands up myself right now because of my
Speaker 1: body fatigue, the cold, and my aches and pain. So
Speaker 1: put your hands up for me, please, I'd love to
Speaker 1: put mine or Jesus.
Speaker 2: What ended up happening Mitch with the end of it,
Speaker 2: she announced a new song, right hey, She announced a
Speaker 2: new song. At the end of the of the Chromatica,
Speaker 2: she announced a new album, Way to Go GOA.
Speaker 1: No, she did. We haven't seen that, have we? That
Speaker 1: was twenty twenty two. Where the fuck's the new album?
Speaker 2: She announced it at the end of Chromatikus. She announced
Speaker 2: the new album.
Speaker 1: At the end of this movie. Yeah, did she hear
Speaker 1: at the very end, haven't.
Speaker 2: About LGG six, Oh, her sixth album.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that. Yeah, it's all over the press.
Speaker 1: At the moment, all that comes up is this bitch
Speaker 1: had COVID. It's how awful, how sad? And the fact
Speaker 1: that she says hands up forty five times? She'd be
Speaker 1: sad that the overshadowed. But yeah, LGG six, it's LG seven.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm not a Gaga Knight. Are you
Speaker 1: imagining this?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I spoke about it on my nightly radio show. We
Speaker 1: just right. At the end of the film, as Gaga
Speaker 1: exited the stage, following I can't read any in it.
Speaker 1: I sweat because she had fucking COVID, The music dropped
Speaker 1: out for a moment and played something new Did that
Speaker 1: happen in real life? Yeah?
Speaker 2: LG seven.
Speaker 1: Later, Gargara returns the confirmation that yes, we'll soon see
Speaker 1: Garga return to pop music. Oh so she hasn't really
Speaker 1: said the name or anything.
Speaker 2: But she says she's got it.
Speaker 1: She'd just said LG seven. Well, i'd just say Siam
Speaker 1: Shat a new album coming one day. That doesn't that's
Speaker 1: not new information.
Speaker 2: And just say, hey, the next one, in case you've forgotten,
Speaker 2: will be LG seven.
Speaker 1: For those counting along at home, we're up to seven seven.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, that's my favorite number. Maybe maybe I'll become
Speaker 1: a fan again.
Speaker 2: You will, you said your turn coat, You'll be you'll
Speaker 2: you'll be fine. Even if she killed Jane at the
Speaker 2: Garget concert, you'd be a fan.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was looking into lasering off this
Speaker 1: fucking Gaga tattoo of mine after this whole little COVID display,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you dickhead. Stephanie's serious, Really that
Speaker 1: big for you?
Speaker 4: I'm like, what? What?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: But what also coming forward and admitting it as if.
Speaker 4: It's like I'm like, yeah, just don't bring them savior.
Speaker 1: Something about that. Yeah, I think it's a bit but also,
Speaker 1: she like made a big donation to COVID research in
Speaker 1: the very early days and then just fucking goes out
Speaker 1: and stage and risks all these people's lives. It's weird.
Speaker 2: Did she headline the COVID party or the COVID Wasn't
Speaker 2: there like a fundraiser concert.
Speaker 1: The COVID party? How counterproductive is that? The Global Aid thing?
Speaker 1: Was there was a celebrity for Oh yeah, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 5: Was she in that?
Speaker 1: I think so? I think she was the headline actor
Speaker 1: Elton John.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna google Lady Gaga COVID concert and the
Speaker 2: only thing that's going to come up here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, forget it. I'll just take your word
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: It happened.
Speaker 1: It's true. Okay, No, you can't find it. Can you?
Speaker 1: Together at Home? Yep? Got it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I remember that that piece of ship where everyone was
Speaker 1: on Zoom.
Speaker 2: One World Together at Home, a global citizen concert hosted
Speaker 2: by Jimmy Kimmel, performed by Lady Gigar.
Speaker 1: I do remember that? All right?
Speaker 2: Well, Gaga cancer will never play her music on this
Speaker 2: radio show again.
Speaker 1: You're confused, mate, actually doing things to you.
Speaker 2: I think he's a turn code as well. You'll come
Speaker 2: back in a week. Yeah, you'll, you'll love You'll hear
Speaker 2: her new music out at Stonewall with one Gin and
Speaker 2: Tonic Indian.
Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm committing to being off her for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life. I'd just said a little bit
Speaker 1: offer it at the moment. I think that's very ordinary,
Speaker 1: going on stage five times with COVID.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bit off true.
Speaker 1: We did this show with covid though, happily admit that
Speaker 1: did wear from home. We stayed at home. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we did it over Zoom. I do think. I don't
Speaker 1: think I was ever infected while I was doing this.
Speaker 1: I can't remember.
Speaker 2: No I did, I did. I will admit this. I
Speaker 2: did the show with Gonnorrhea.
Speaker 1: He knew that, Yeah, I knew that. And then Jenny
Speaker 1: you did.
Speaker 2: It with I mean, we don't want to go into it,
Speaker 2: but the warts.
Speaker 1: I just do every episode with poisoned elegance. Poison elegance.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, yeah? Is it just me? That's enough of
Speaker 1: these two? Look now, let's hear and is it just you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: If you're featured on the show, you will win a
Speaker 2: limited edition deluxe Is it just me? Totally tote bag.
Speaker 2: These aren't the same tote bags you can buy on
Speaker 2: our merch website. A couple of inches dot com dot
Speaker 2: you go shop now. This is a one off. You
Speaker 2: can only win by appearing on the show and talking
Speaker 2: to us.
Speaker 1: Yes, you could say money can't buy money. I'm just
Speaker 1: going into that honeycake.
Speaker 2: Jennis popcorn. I will say, it's your birthday, so I'll
Speaker 2: go lde on you. You're a fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank god you hell back? Yeah, you know I'm
Speaker 1: showing some restraints, but this is disgusting. I was at
Speaker 1: the Easter show and they gave me this to feed
Speaker 1: the cows. Mitchell, this is shock. I don't mind the popcorn.
Speaker 2: It's big week.
Speaker 1: I know it's the pig out. You have really fatty,
Speaker 1: shitty foods.
Speaker 2: This is popcorn. Two dollars a bag.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it was four dollars fifty yet, Well.
Speaker 2: You don't have the company credit cards, so you had
Speaker 2: to pay that too, didn't you.
Speaker 1: Anyway, listen, why don't you guys stuff your face for
Speaker 1: a bit. I'll give you some time to chew. I'll
Speaker 1: let everyone know if you want to come on with it,
Speaker 1: is it? It's me If you're own send us a DMA,
Speaker 1: a couple of mitches let us know, or you can
Speaker 1: send us a text on this number. Oh for two
Speaker 1: till nine for a two zero two two two nine. Yep,
Speaker 1: don't forget. Riving reporter Oscar joining us on Wednesday for
Speaker 1: Pig Week Part two.
Speaker 2: I guess today, let's go to the Central Coast. Sherry
Speaker 2: is joining us.
Speaker 1: Sherry, let's give her a dial? All right? Is it
Speaker 1: food related for pick Week? No, it's definitely not. It's
Speaker 1: work play drama. Oh shit, what would we know about that? Hello,
Speaker 1: Sherry or Cherie?
Speaker 6: It's Cherie Chi happy pig. Oh my god, I don't believe.
Speaker 6: And I've made that post. Do not want to go?
Speaker 6: When's pick Week happening?
Speaker 1: Mitchell said, you get a pig for Pig Week, so
Speaker 1: I booked you. Cherie.
Speaker 2: I feel like you know I'm saying, I feel like
Speaker 2: you are an idiot pig.
Speaker 1: That is the highest compliment for our listeners.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I feel honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, idiot pig. I will think about it. It means it
Speaker 2: means they listen to the show and they partake in
Speaker 2: pick Week. All that means on Pig Week, if you're
Speaker 2: a pig is you're partaking.
Speaker 1: What's going to be a guilty pleasure? What are you
Speaker 1: going to indulge in for pigwek chari?
Speaker 6: Well, right now, I have COVID. I can't taste or
Speaker 6: smell anything at the moment, but I have been having
Speaker 6: a lot of ice cream to help with my sore throat,
Speaker 6: so I guess.
Speaker 1: And she's got five concerts, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, well
Speaker 1: you've got an Is it just you?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: You were?
Speaker 2: I was reading your messages. This is work place drama.
Speaker 2: Give us all the details. Use fake names if you want.
Speaker 2: I want the goss that's going on, and we'll try
Speaker 2: and help you.
Speaker 6: Interesting, okay, all right, no worries.
Speaker 1: Bradley'll caut you in and hit us.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, hit me, Bradley.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Is having a coworker that is a complete brown noser,
Speaker 6: completely fucked up?
Speaker 2: Well we kind of deal with Jenner and it's all right,
Speaker 2: and she's part of the show.
Speaker 1: Now, Mitchell, if you have to explain the internationals brown
Speaker 1: noser O.
Speaker 2: Brown noser is someone who is so far up your
Speaker 2: ass that they're not the others the ass of others,
Speaker 2: that their noses brown from other substances you can, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't be a scientist to work that out. Someone
Speaker 2: who is just so in your business. That's a fucking
Speaker 2: suck up as correct. You know what, we're not brown
Speaker 2: nose in my days. I was probably a bit of
Speaker 2: a brod my early days. Is a bit of a
Speaker 2: brown noser.
Speaker 1: I think you've got to have an element of brown
Speaker 1: nosing to make progress, you know, Yeah, I agree? I agree.
Speaker 1: Why what's going on for you, Shari?
Speaker 6: Well, the woman who I work live, she is always late,
Speaker 6: and when she does come in, she uses her mum's
Speaker 6: poor health as an excuse.
Speaker 1: Do you suspect that it's not accurate? No?
Speaker 6: I don't believe her at all, because her mum has.
Speaker 1: Been dead for years. Oh my god, it's a situation.
Speaker 6: Because she always told me that she could not stand
Speaker 6: her mum, and she's been into a lot of therapy
Speaker 6: because of her mum. And now all of a sudden
Speaker 6: she's moved in with her mum and she's taking care
Speaker 6: of her all. Her performance at work is completely lucky,
Speaker 6: and I've had to pick up the pieces.
Speaker 1: So without giving like too much away, I know you
Speaker 1: probably don't want to give him any details. Like, what
Speaker 1: is the dynamic because she above you, is she even
Speaker 1: playing field at you? In terms of the hierarchy the ladder.
Speaker 6: She's on the same level as me, but because she's
Speaker 6: been with the company longer, she likes to think that
Speaker 6: she has power.
Speaker 1: I think she's more senior than you. Okay, so let
Speaker 1: me guess she's crap at a job.
Speaker 6: She can be. Yeah, well, she's made a lot of mistakes.
Speaker 6: But if I'm making mistakes her anything, she'll send me
Speaker 6: a very long detailed email on step by step guideline
Speaker 6: on how I should do my job.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you know.
Speaker 2: I saw a TikTok this week and it said, if
Speaker 2: you're starting a new job, follow these steps to have
Speaker 2: the most relaxing time at work.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'll have a watch of this.
Speaker 2: I've been in the same work place for fucking nine years,
Speaker 2: but anyway, I'll watch it. They say that if you
Speaker 2: start at the job, you get a new job, you
Speaker 2: get in, you do the bare minimum, you do your
Speaker 2: minimum hours, you just come in, you don't cause a fuss,
Speaker 2: you don't do any extra work, any extra days, and
Speaker 2: you set those boundaries. They will then learn that that's
Speaker 2: you set in your boundaries and they won't expect anymore.
Speaker 1: But the moment you try and do.
Speaker 2: A little bit extra, they're like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: look at them go because so many times I did
Speaker 2: this job, I did the exact opposite. So now I've
Speaker 2: got such a high bar set that when you kind
Speaker 2: of have a day where you're doing the same amount
Speaker 2: as everyone else, they go, oh, lazy day, small day
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: I remember, I already learned that lesson the hard way,
Speaker 1: because I was going above and beyond to be like,
Speaker 1: look how much I can fit into a day, And
Speaker 1: then that became the precedent. So when Jenna started, I
Speaker 1: was like, don't go overboard. Let set the expectation that
Speaker 1: that's what you can do in a day. Did she
Speaker 1: listen to me? Yeah, she's the fucking opposite.
Speaker 2: It's got severe.
Speaker 4: Burnout, yes, severe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh god. So what's the plan from here? This is
Speaker 2: my suggestion. We find the mum, We find the mud
Speaker 2: to see if she's real. Like, we get as much
Speaker 2: info as we can.
Speaker 1: Oh the bitch and she reads office. Yeah, we do a.
Speaker 2: Stakeout, we see if she's real. Like, imagine if I
Speaker 2: get binoculars to give me the home address. I look
Speaker 2: and guess what I see your mum and the curtains.
Speaker 2: I go, oh, the Mum's real. And before I drive off,
Speaker 2: I take one last look. It's actually a mop with
Speaker 2: a bed sheet over it, and I go, that's some
Speaker 2: fake mum.
Speaker 1: Imagine is there anyone else in the office that's on
Speaker 1: your side? Like it's the people quietly hate her behind
Speaker 1: her back.
Speaker 6: No, I feel like it's me against everyone, because that's
Speaker 6: what I mean. She sucks up everyone. Like there's days
Speaker 6: where she comes in she won't even apologize to me
Speaker 6: for being late that yet she'll give all the other
Speaker 6: staff members and even the boss like some tim tims
Speaker 6: or some nice and she's like, oh, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 6: But if my manager, because I've said a few things
Speaker 6: my manager about my concerns, and as soon as my
Speaker 6: manager says something, she starts playing victim and she starts crying.
Speaker 6: She's like, I can't hope. I'm going through so much
Speaker 6: at the moment, and I'm like, oh, like and then
Speaker 6: I feel like a beach for saying that, you know, and.
Speaker 1: You're just sitting there crossing your fingers, going fuck me.
Speaker 1: I hope she resigns one day, Yes, how long have
Speaker 1: you been in the job putting up with this rat?
Speaker 6: I've been putting up with us three and a half years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd be looking out three I far were you.
Speaker 6: Believe me. I'm trying, but it's just been so hard
Speaker 6: to try and get my wages matched. And because it's
Speaker 6: the financial crisis, I don't really want to start from
Speaker 6: scratch and work my way up in I've invested so
Speaker 6: much and yeah, it's just so hard. Like sometimes I
Speaker 6: do feel like my manager has clicked onto her, but
Speaker 6: then she feels bad because she starts crying and she's like,
Speaker 6: what do I do? I'm like, I don't know. Fire
Speaker 6: the bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is that's always an excuse. It's the sick family.
Speaker 2: I saw a TikTok. God, I'm really on TikTok a
Speaker 2: lot this week. The people that say, and I am
Speaker 2: very guilty of being this person, They go, hey, do
Speaker 2: you want to come for drinks tonight? And they go, oh,
Speaker 2: drinks this afternoon for my birthday? And they go, oh, sorry,
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm at work till five. Then it's my
Speaker 2: dad's birthday dinner. Have you seen that trend?
Speaker 1: It's like that's you is fun. That's me to a tea.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how many fucking birthdays and anniversary do your
Speaker 1: family have in one year? It's called the dad's birthday dinner.
Speaker 2: Like every there's someone that always just has a dad's
Speaker 2: or a mums or a family member's birthday.
Speaker 1: It's me.
Speaker 2: That's I'm the person and I feel like I'm proud
Speaker 2: of that. And maybe she's that person. She's in a
Speaker 2: similar bucket where she's like, oh, I've got a sickness
Speaker 2: someone's um. Well, you know, there's a real category of
Speaker 2: person that uses it that as an excuse.
Speaker 6: But going to an event, like how your family does?
Speaker 6: I see it because I follow you on Instagram. I
Speaker 6: see all the fancies all go out and but when
Speaker 6: you're going at an event, that's fair. But when you
Speaker 6: are doing bad and poor performance at your work and
Speaker 6: you blame the mum, that's where I draw the line.
Speaker 2: Listen, We're going to give you Jenna's contact because she
Speaker 2: performs under at work, and we'll let you talk to it.
Speaker 2: From one underperformer to another. You can do deal with
Speaker 2: it privately.
Speaker 1: Okay with that, Jennifer, Yeah, let's do it. Two underperformance.
Speaker 2: You could still at a podcast, couple of underperformers, the
Speaker 2: spinner of the show. We'll send you out totally tote bag,
Speaker 2: the deluxe edition, and we'll get that out to you
Speaker 2: very soon. Price keep you general, we'll send it.
Speaker 1: I hope you're feeling a bit better soon. Chari, thank
Speaker 1: you know what?
Speaker 6: You know what this day? Really? You've made me so
Speaker 6: happy today because you know what the funny thing is.
Speaker 6: I was actually just making a teat and I was
Speaker 6: using my mugs. Fuck yes, that's.
Speaker 2: Perfect, perfect timing, Sarah and dipits.
Speaker 6: I'm just sorry if I see crapy, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Now you've got covid. We love you.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to the show.
Speaker 1: Make sure you buy something to pick out on while
Speaker 1: you listen to the episode too.
Speaker 6: I believe me. Soon as i'm better, I'm going straight down.
Speaker 6: I'm getting some roster rolls.
Speaker 2: Fuck yes, there she is the idiot pig herself, Cherie.
Speaker 1: Sorry tone Happy Pig Week.
Speaker 2: I hung up on earl.
Speaker 1: That was most pathetic applause from me. When Happy Pig Week,
Speaker 1: I did who claps two singular claps and no one
Speaker 1: else to doin it? I didn't the Happy Pig Week.
Speaker 1: That's very.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go. That's us done.
Speaker 1: Sure, let's get out of here, but we'll be back
Speaker 1: on Wednesday for more piggery.
Speaker 2: Yes, we have pig Week one, then we have pig
Speaker 2: Week two, the piglet. This is the pig and then
Speaker 2: there's a piglet on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Week and then the babe reference mine.
Speaker 2: You know what, my I'm gonna just tease my little
Speaker 2: pig week snack. It's my current favorite candy that I'm
Speaker 2: living on like it's so good. It's available Coleses.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, because we're bringing another plate on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: another plate. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a simple bag of candy.
Speaker 1: I reckon, you're gonna have left over honeycake as well.
Speaker 1: Jenny better, surely we can eat more than that one.
Speaker 2: Jenner's birthday, So let's go so you can celebrate thanks
Speaker 2: to listening, and we'll see very soon.
Speaker 1: Birthday. Love you here, see idiots spot my pigs?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast A
Speaker 1: Welcome to eighty D brief our secret segment. On the end,
Speaker 1: we pretend the show is done, but it isn't. I
Speaker 1: kept talking here, I reckon, I'm starting to get the crash.
Speaker 1: I had the sugar high, and now it's starting to
Speaker 1: get a little bit like now, I'm still on the high.
Speaker 1: It's in my system. But when I crash, you're all
Speaker 1: going to hate. It's really You're going to be so useless.
Speaker 2: Nights all right, Jenna, what are you doing tonight for
Speaker 2: your birthday?
Speaker 1: It's not till Tuesday night.
Speaker 3: It's on Tuesday. We're actually going out for lunch, partner.
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to talk about them.
Speaker 5: No, No, it's my work, colleagues. It's actually the station
Speaker 5: I work with, party that I've now renamed is my birthday?
Speaker 1: Is there at a radio station event? You know, I've been.
Speaker 2: Using the WSFM studio to record my show because there's
Speaker 2: studio issues here. The building it's just pepsi palaces falling apart,
Speaker 2: and we had to use Jenna's studio and Jenna had
Speaker 2: to record my cameras for me. And Jenna produced my
Speaker 2: radio show Basic, so she worked Holy but but it
Speaker 2: was weird because the position of power was off normally.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm a diva to my producer, get me these,
Speaker 2: So I said to general Jenna keilways, get me a pen,
Speaker 2: got me a pan? Mitchell, she got me a poll
Speaker 2: my goal she printed.
Speaker 1: Powers for a pen because I'm like, I'd have to
Speaker 1: hold her hand through the whole process.
Speaker 4: Nobody needed to hold my hand.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to hold your hand.
Speaker 2: I kept insisting. I'm like, is that how you work?
Speaker 2: Twenty four to seven?
Speaker 1: Hand holding? So there's a difference between podcasts Jenner and
Speaker 1: work Jenna.
Speaker 2: That's interesting yea, yeah, because when she's in front of
Speaker 2: other people, she feels she has to put on a
Speaker 2: certain yeah character, but in this room she is just
Speaker 2: a cow.
Speaker 1: Did you see someone posting in the group not long
Speaker 1: ago saying just a man in question? It's gonna a
Speaker 1: producer on the show, and I wish.
Speaker 4: Was the first comment. I'm like, no, I'm going to
Speaker 4: shut this down.
Speaker 1: She was jenn was originally that's what she was meant
Speaker 1: to be, but and I just didn't do the work. Left.
Speaker 2: No, she hasn't left.
Speaker 1: Should we read out a review because I actually.
Speaker 2: Got one sent to me, which I thought was so funny.
Speaker 2: Someone said, did you realize that that reviewer has edited
Speaker 2: her review yet again?
Speaker 1: Ah? Hot, diggity dog, what are you doing? Hot Diggie
Speaker 1: dog edits it every single week, I think to get
Speaker 1: a shout out. Well, it's not happening anymore. We put
Speaker 1: our foot down last week. Okay, I'm not reading it
Speaker 1: out now. I'm curious what she said.
Speaker 2: She hasn't changed the body of it the copy. She's
Speaker 2: just downgraded to two stars. What what you know?
Speaker 1: What Hot diggity dickhead, could you please amend that to
Speaker 1: be fair?
Speaker 2: Though, reviews, I guess can be changing because it's not
Speaker 2: like a one off thing, you know, like reviews, your
Speaker 2: opinion on something changes. So maybe she's onto something.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't she make the words scathing? It's two stars
Speaker 1: and then all this praise. It makes no sense anyway,
Speaker 1: what else is there?
Speaker 2: No people are dumb. Now this is in a review.
Speaker 2: But we got a comment on one of our video
Speaker 2: I wanted to read out and I'll add them. It
Speaker 2: was our bag four I five. It seems like a
Speaker 2: handsome fellow in the profile picture. Oh nice, cute twink.
Speaker 2: They say the other meats had a glow up. This
Speaker 2: is on one of our reels. The other meats had
Speaker 2: a glow up. Sorry, darling, Mitch, you seem to be
Speaker 2: going the other way.
Speaker 1: Was that you that replied, which Mitch pleads me in clarity.
Speaker 2: I said, who you're calling, fugly clearer with the Mitch's please,
Speaker 2: and they never replied.
Speaker 1: But you can't just do that. I have a feeling
Speaker 1: they were insinuating that you've had a glow up and
Speaker 1: I look revolting. I took it because it came from
Speaker 1: my Instagram. I collaborated on the reel, so it was
Speaker 1: my profile and they follow me, so I think they
Speaker 1: were saying to me, the other Mitch looks amazing. You, however,
Speaker 1: as in me. You, however, have gone the other way,
Speaker 1: which is really really charming. No, I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1: The one time that I couldn't be bothered doing my hair,
Speaker 1: slapping on a bit of face in the studio, the
Speaker 1: one time I just rolled out of bed chucked on
Speaker 1: a messy butt and a T shirt. And that's for comment.
Speaker 1: I get off on the other way. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: the video glowed it down. I mean, we both I
Speaker 1: think we both are good. You look, but you are slimmer.
Speaker 2: You're the most tone you've ever been, and you know
Speaker 2: I've lost the weight to it.
Speaker 1: But I'm going the other way. Apparently, what's the other way?
Speaker 1: What do they mean? Then you've had a glow up
Speaker 1: and I'm looking worse.
Speaker 2: But that you don't like.
Speaker 1: Factually you don't. Don't listen to the fucking haters or
Speaker 1: an idiot. Hang on, Hypothetically, we've switched it, he said
Speaker 1: to me, I've had a glow up. You've however, cheer,
Speaker 1: You've gone the other way, and I'll find where his
Speaker 1: mother lives and I'll kill it. Yeah. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: now you're at it ude change. If that was me,
Speaker 1: you'd like, don't listen to Charles, and now you're like,
Speaker 1: mother fucker. Hold on, Well, I think fair is fair?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't I find his profile and we can
Speaker 2: do a review of what might I don't mind. What
Speaker 2: was the real It was one of our most viral ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the extra medium.
Speaker 2: One constantly going viral these days.
Speaker 1: Here we go a bag four. I five followed back.
Speaker 1: I was in Brisbane always it asie listener. So he
Speaker 1: follows you.
Speaker 3: Uh, you call him from Instagram.
Speaker 1: I'm on a couple of Mitch's page. Yeah, let's call it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Because he never replied clarifying which MITCHI mentioned, I was curious,
Speaker 1: even though I'm pretty.
Speaker 2: His message just in the past. He's just laugh reacted
Speaker 2: to a story. But it's me and the story, so
Speaker 2: maybe he's a cheery likeer Ah.
Speaker 1: I'm just calling him. Are his name's Russell Brown. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's very handsome. I can't take that from him telling me.
Speaker 1: It's on the podcast.
Speaker 2: By the way, I'll turn the camera on because it's me.
Speaker 1: It was Coombs. He crash his car. Russell, He's answered, Hello, Hi, Russell,
Speaker 1: It's Mitch Cheury here.
Speaker 2: We're on the podcast. We're on the podcast. We're not mad,
Speaker 2: we're recording the show.
Speaker 1: Hi. How are you good?
Speaker 6: I'm at work unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Okay, quick question, we'll be quick.
Speaker 2: We just want to know. We saw your comments saying
Speaker 2: one of us has gotten fugly and the other ones
Speaker 2: had to glow up. We're not mad, we're just confused.
Speaker 2: We don't know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You have gotten cut and unfortunately, coombsie, yeah the other way. No,
Speaker 1: go on and finish his sentence. I insist, thank you
Speaker 1: for blocked the bastard. Gone on that gorgeous twink. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what it looks like, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: He was hiding his face on. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: All I could see was his hair. It's receding.
Speaker 1: Also, it's mine. I can't really oh that. Wow, there
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 2: God he's got some He's brazen, isn't he.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'd love that. It was brave enough to comment that,
Speaker 1: but also doubled down when questioned again. And he didn't
Speaker 1: seem to hesitate or feel bad. Wow, that's really funny.
Speaker 1: Oh God, Well it doesn't follow me.
Speaker 5: So when you say to people who leave a comment,
Speaker 5: I'll say that to me in real life.
Speaker 4: He really did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he didn't actually say anything. It goes and
Speaker 1: the other Mitch, Yeah, that was it. So how am.
Speaker 2: I to interpret that the definition of a bitchy gay? Mitchell?
Speaker 2: You were gorgeous and you were beautiful.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 2: You know, if I wasn't tied up, if you weren't
Speaker 2: tied up, and Sean died in a tragic crash, offer
Speaker 2: your sympathy and I'd come over to bake dinner and
Speaker 2: I'd help. And then one night my hand to be
Speaker 2: on your knee. The next week you're watching Netflix, and
Speaker 2: then by the end of the night, well, Isabella would
Speaker 2: be locked out of the room. Let's just put it
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 1: This assuming that Steven is also perceived Sean died.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if Sean died and I wasn't locked up,
Speaker 2: Oh right, that's also not a good phrase. I'm not
Speaker 2: locked up, I'm consensually.
Speaker 1: Falling. Isn't it interesting anyway? I'm so glad we got
Speaker 1: to the bottom of that. Don't I still eating my cake?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll make you for better. I've got to complain
Speaker 2: about my radio show this week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 2: She said, I've listened to Mitch for years and have
Speaker 2: enjoyed him thoroughly, but he turned out to be a
Speaker 2: right royal.
Speaker 1: Ca Oh okay, what the sewet? Because I was rude
Speaker 1: to her on the show.
Speaker 2: She wanted tablet and she couldn't care less.
Speaker 1: Oh she didn't give you the where I'm so excited
Speaker 1: reaction you wanted.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even that. She was like, oh cool, thanks.
Speaker 1: Oh I had someone on Nova novense that's a right.
Speaker 1: I was listening to the rival. I heard someone in
Speaker 1: over there that I win ten thousand dollars and they
Speaker 1: were so underwhelmed, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is not even from a radio production. Point of
Speaker 1: view where I'm like, oh, shit, caller. I'm like, as
Speaker 1: a listener, that is so awkward to listen to it.
Speaker 1: She's it's like, thang, we're making it awkward.
Speaker 2: Here's a little hack and insider. Jenny, you can attest
Speaker 2: to this if you want to win something on the radio,
Speaker 2: just like pretend you're on add drugs. Just go ham.
Speaker 2: We want you to sound insane, Like we truly want
Speaker 2: you to sound insane.
Speaker 1: I need to sound like a perky fuck with Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were rude to this iPad winner were her phone
Speaker 1: line was terrible and she wasn't nice.
Speaker 2: So I said, banner from the show to my team,
Speaker 2: and then I said, honestly, that's really pissed me off.
Speaker 1: I'm not impressed with that.
Speaker 2: And you know what, don't give you the iPad. Don't
Speaker 2: give it the tablet, okay.
Speaker 1: So to me, it's obvious that you're just fucking about that.
Speaker 1: I was teaching.
Speaker 3: I was teaching, and to be honest, she doesn't deserve it.
Speaker 2: No, and it was a tablet.
Speaker 1: So she made a complaint, Yeah, full oncome white. They
Speaker 1: had to be investigated.
Speaker 2: Oh what do you mean, Well, when I get a
Speaker 2: complaint that it needs to be investigated, because if she
Speaker 2: just emails, it's the station.
Speaker 1: Correct. Oh so she went full communication media authority on you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: holy shit, Baby's Birth Act complaint congulation.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 1: Nice. Well certainly not the last.
Speaker 2: No fingers crossed. Well, this has been a really nice
Speaker 2: pig week. I've really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not over yet, babee. What's happened a whole
Speaker 1: fucking Wednesday? Oh you're right?
Speaker 2: I thought, Oh my god, its crocan bush out his whole.
Speaker 2: Couldn't get it out quick enough that I can?
Speaker 1: I reckon that sour ship you gave me the sour
Speaker 1: prawn cake. Has it really knocked me around? I went
Speaker 1: feral for about ten minutes and now I'm come crushing,
Speaker 1: come crashing down. Oh, oh my god, I'm for my dexies.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: And Mitchell, can you please taste a twinkie? They were
Speaker 2: twenty dollars for that box. Try a twinkie, Stephen.
Speaker 1: Oh, I couldn't constantly Why no, Jenny, you have them?
Speaker 1: Possibly I bought them, I know, but like I already
Speaker 1: feel ill? What's wrong with me?
Speaker 2: Why don't we all share one twinkie?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll have a bite of a twink Okay, here's
Speaker 1: the twinkies. So twinkies are I'm just gonna have Mydexis
Speaker 1: as well. That's keep me going. Dwinkies are buy Hostess.
Speaker 1: They're a famous American candy. I think everyone knows what
Speaker 1: a twinki is. That for the Australian listen, how do
Speaker 1: you even explain them? Though? They're like a little music
Speaker 1: bar made of cake with cream and shit in the middle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a little cream button but it's full of preservatives.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I actually feel sick as looking at it. And I'm
Speaker 1: not even lying. Well, I had for breakfast today was
Speaker 1: an apple because I was like, I need some fruit
Speaker 1: in meat because after pig week. Oh fuck.
Speaker 2: So it's a banana twinkie.
Speaker 1: Oh that changes everything I'll have done. Do you want banana? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh really, I love banana flavors. It smells like a bait. Really.
Speaker 1: Oh it's oily? Are you Mitchell? Thanks? Here we go, cheers.
Speaker 1: We're not going to all eat it one. That's great.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, what do you reckon? When compared the honeycake?
Speaker 1: You can't gonna have mine just doesn't hold a flame.
Speaker 1: What a banana right now? Oh? That's beautiful. Actually, do
Speaker 1: you like her? Yeah? Really? You got bana real nice fuck. Eh,
Speaker 1: it's like a banana milk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is like a banana milkshake. Oh yeah, we
Speaker 2: need that's delicious. Now you have to try a cry
Speaker 2: Baby milk wax bottle sour cap. Oh sorry, I really
Speaker 2: want to try one of these.
Speaker 1: You passing me a cry Baby sour mini drinks? Is
Speaker 1: it actual liquid? Yeah? I want to read one inside
Speaker 1: a tiny little bottle.
Speaker 2: The American listeners will know about this. We don't have
Speaker 2: them in Australia.
Speaker 1: It just looks like what you'd get, say, sauce in
Speaker 1: for your sishi. Yeah, little fish.
Speaker 2: So apparently what you do is you bite here we go,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: You bite the top. It's a wax. You bite the top.
Speaker 1: What did you just do? Bit in the top, bite
Speaker 1: the top.
Speaker 2: And then you bite a hole in the bottom as
Speaker 2: an air vent and then you work now or you
Speaker 2: can just suck it?
Speaker 1: Is it edible? The bit you bite at the top. Wait,
Speaker 1: did you just put the whole bottle in your mouth?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: You eat the bottle as well? Are you sure you
Speaker 1: don't swallow the wax? You just spit it out there? Oh,
Speaker 1: that's fucked up. I'm not swallowing the wax. I'm not
Speaker 1: putting it in my mouth.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: Oh that's horrible.
Speaker 4: Oh that's foul.
Speaker 1: It's really really sour. Oh yuck, you've just pulled the
Speaker 1: wax out of your mouth. Now I'm misophobic. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Everything that's just taken place. Can I have a red one?
Speaker 1: I really want another one? Do you want to finish mine? Yeah? Fine,
Speaker 1: haven't it? That is future? Remember those brain liquors you
Speaker 1: get from the canteen. It's like that, but instead of
Speaker 1: just doing a roll on on your tongue, you just
Speaker 1: scull the whole thing. That's file. Stop putting the wax
Speaker 1: in your mouth. That's so unsettling, delicious. Really, why did
Speaker 1: you get all this sour shit? Come on, Jennet, just
Speaker 1: do a shot. It's your birthday.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's really it's like medicine.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not gonna waste it.
Speaker 4: That's yuck.
Speaker 1: There's a bit here. Okay, I'm wrapping this shit up.
Speaker 1: Because you guys aren't making any effort to describe what
Speaker 1: you're doing. I'm like, the listeners are very confused.
Speaker 2: I'm like a cow, a cow cow God.
Speaker 1: Well that was great. They were delicious. I really like those.
Speaker 2: If you like sour, you'll really like those.
Speaker 1: I don't like sour, And thereby I fucking despise that.
Speaker 2: I need water.
Speaker 1: I feel so dehydrated. I've got a bit if you
Speaker 1: want some to.
Speaker 2: Get I've got a bottle out there. Let's wrap the episode.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening, so I don't forget. Our merg
Speaker 2: is available, and it's already arrived for some of our
Speaker 2: beautiful idiots that have purchased a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: DOT can't help them if it's a few more five
Speaker 1: year anniversary ears to it inspired design selling because we
Speaker 1: are having a bit of a competition.
Speaker 2: No, you're you're the squeaky wheel gets the most.
Speaker 1: Seeing more photos of the ear. It's one I designed
Speaker 1: as opposed to the arm with idiot ones. But I
Speaker 1: know over in fact people have ordered the iromed idiot ones.
Speaker 1: Well they have, they just haven't posted photos.
Speaker 2: The Army idiot ones are fun, they're cute.
Speaker 1: Wear it.
Speaker 2: You can wear it out and about and people will
Speaker 2: be like funny, like you you're an idiot. But then
Speaker 2: it's like a deeply coded no. I listened to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you've scratch the surface a bit, totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's go. We'll see you very soon
Speaker 2: for pig Week Piglet episode.
Speaker 1: Hang on. We hope this podcast made you for at
Speaker 1: least two percent better today. That's all, just two percent,
Speaker 1: so we do, all right, Thanks hate for listening, Fucking idiots,
Speaker 1: Happy pigwak, Tappy pig enjoying pigging out. So ya o
Speaker 1: is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of meches.
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