WEBVTT - #213: Pig Week 4.0

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<v Speaker 1>This is is it just.

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<v Speaker 2>Stood a black couple of mitches, release yourself for the

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<v Speaker 2>rude shocks of young adultsthood. In high school, I thought compulsory.

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<v Speaker 2>I meant you had a choice. So my year advisor,

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<v Speaker 2>Missus Moyman, went on Mitch Math's compulsory. I went fantastic

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<v Speaker 2>and drama is Mitch, Julie and Mitchell coos Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Youllo you oh big porky piak, Hello, love you big week.

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<v Speaker 1>Once again, annual pig Week has come around. It has

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<v Speaker 1>this is is this our fourth or fifth pick Week?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, actually possibly four got to be fourth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we've had enough. Basically, that's the tradition.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the best part of the year for us

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<v Speaker 2>and for you idiots at home, because it all started

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<v Speaker 2>when we were on diets and we thought we were

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<v Speaker 2>not diet You shouldn't say diets.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it was at the time. This is a few

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. Pig Week came about because I was about

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<v Speaker 1>to start per training, yes, and he told me that

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<v Speaker 1>he was going to monitor what I was eating in

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<v Speaker 1>my Fitness Pal, which once again I just would never

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<v Speaker 1>fucking agree to that.

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<v Speaker 2>These Yeah, it was a different time. This is when

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<v Speaker 2>Oprah was still fat, you know, and she was okay

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<v Speaker 2>with it, like dieting was not what it is now.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically I was like, before this trainer starts monitoring

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<v Speaker 1>my healthy eating, let's have one final pig out. And

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<v Speaker 1>now it's become an annual tradition. The point of pick

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<v Speaker 1>week is to encourage you, our darling idiots who might

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<v Speaker 1>be health conscious day to day, to just allow yourself

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<v Speaker 1>one moment this week to have some guilt free, fucking

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<v Speaker 1>pigging out. Correct that snack you've been iron off at

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<v Speaker 1>the supermarket. This week's the week to bloody make it happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Just do it.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't just at least one moment of piggory I

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<v Speaker 1>have While you're listening.

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<v Speaker 2>My clothes to pigwork, cook, I'm wearing a giant blue

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<v Speaker 2>hoodie that says retisserie chicken five nine nine five none that,

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<v Speaker 2>which is not true with the that's not accurate, it's

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<v Speaker 2>USD So you're basically double Oh it is right, It's

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<v Speaker 2>like twelve bar correct. Yeah, bloody, yes, I'm wearing this

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<v Speaker 2>for PICKWEK and you're in a beautiful pink which reflects

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<v Speaker 2>the color of a pig.

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<v Speaker 1>I did put thought into the outfit and wearing pink

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<v Speaker 1>for Pick Week. Yeah. This is also the first time

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<v Speaker 1>we've ever done Pick Week where we do two episodes

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<v Speaker 1>a week. Yeah, so Wednesday's episode will also be Pigan correct.

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<v Speaker 1>I brought two very different types of plates, so dida. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>One I bought on TikTok shop.

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<v Speaker 1>Really. Yeah. I was so hooked in by this young

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<v Speaker 1>girl eating these treats. Not TikTok I've purchased at all. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're all contributing a snack each, including our the

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<v Speaker 1>wheel price keeper. Jenna, welcome here for I'm here happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to jump in so she wouldn't think

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<v Speaker 1>we forgot her birthday this time. Remember I always forgot

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<v Speaker 1>No should we should we present our plates our Pik

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<v Speaker 1>week plates, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Pig Week plates also. I mean we had to be

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<v Speaker 2>kind of inspired by Jenna's birthday. Yes, Jenna's birthday kind

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<v Speaker 2>of follows the Haley's comment routine. It's just kind of

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<v Speaker 2>once in every seventeen hundred years. Yes, is this your

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<v Speaker 2>favorite birthday because you've had so many?

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, why what's special about this year? You've had

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<v Speaker 1>thousands of birthdays?

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<v Speaker 4>Just that you've remembered.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you've a famous killed on your birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>I was, I was and common Yeah the poison, Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>that was.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hate to bring it up. You shouldn't have to.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not on your birthday birthday, so your birthday is

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<v Speaker 1>actually on Tuesday? Right, Yes, okay, we're getting in early. Here.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I present my plate?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes we must.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we's bending down.

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<v Speaker 4>I love pig week.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, with Jenner's birthday of mind. Obviously got

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna happy birthday. Oh wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh what a beautiful cake?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it gorgeous? To go out of my way for that? There?

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<v Speaker 1>Insta famous it's sposed to makes this beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like multi layer one of those pancake cakes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got like twelve lays any cake. It's a honeycake,

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<v Speaker 1>and I love honey. Guess how perfect this is? Jenna?

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<v Speaker 1>What the honeycake? According to Google, it's probably one of

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<v Speaker 1>the oldest cakes known to mankind. In historic records, the

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<v Speaker 1>honeycake was baked as early as the.

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<v Speaker 4>Medieval A wow, I remember that very fish.

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<v Speaker 1>The honeycake has no added sugar with honey, as it's

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<v Speaker 1>crimary sweeteness, giving it a long shelf life. So don't

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<v Speaker 1>throw that out. You can take the leftovers.

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<v Speaker 4>I will not be throwing this ouse shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, where'd you pull that thing from the knife from home?

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<v Speaker 2>Just pulled out a note? Okay, careful point that I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was going to bring candles, But I feel like we're

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<v Speaker 1>on thin ice in this studio.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't be like got the warnings about this studio. You

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<v Speaker 2>think we're do you want should we get plates or

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<v Speaker 2>do we need na I bought.

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<v Speaker 1>Napcock fantastic, so this is going to take her ages.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to have a look in a rush now,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to have a look on Instagram, see

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<v Speaker 2>h honeycakes is the Instagram?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Christine's honeycake.

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<v Speaker 2>Christ It's like pancakes.

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<v Speaker 4>There's multiple ads, nice and moist, it's hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I love a dense cake. What about your cherry? What

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<v Speaker 1>did you bring to what I do?

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<v Speaker 2>I shopped on TikTok shop. Yeah, now it's not actually

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok shop because you don't have that in Australia. But

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<v Speaker 2>this girl was sprooking things and she said a link

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<v Speaker 2>in bio. So I went to her link in bio

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<v Speaker 2>and she had like a candy store, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to quite simply purchase all this. So

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<v Speaker 2>what I did was, I don't know if you've seen

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<v Speaker 2>this on TikTok, but it is freeze dried gummies, freeze

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<v Speaker 2>dried candy. Have you seen this freeze dried Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a whole trend. It's people are into gummies now and

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<v Speaker 2>Swedish candy.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always been into gummies. Money.

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<v Speaker 2>These are put into a freeze dryer. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what a freeze thry look like.

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<v Speaker 1>Prawn cakes from the Chinese restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, they're dehydrated like they put gummy bird.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>In a dehydrated and they become a crunchy puffy they

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<v Speaker 2>look like Cheetoska. That's what I brought bizarre from TikTok shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Another thing I've got inspired by your new era Mitchell Twinkies.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch is a twink again, Yes, and this is an

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<v Speaker 2>American staple banana flavor Tween.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think I could get away with calling myself a twink. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to be really young.

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<v Speaker 2>No, twink is more of a mindset. You're not a

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<v Speaker 2>twink yet for sure?

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<v Speaker 1>If it's a mindset. I'm definitely not a twink an

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<v Speaker 1>old woman in mind.

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<v Speaker 2>And I also got I don't know, I just shopped

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<v Speaker 2>like the most popular items on the website. These are

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<v Speaker 2>apparently all the craze. Have you seen these? They're wax candies.

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<v Speaker 1>Wax candies. What is this weird you've gotten?

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<v Speaker 2>It's ah ricking candy guys, wax candies, cry babies, their

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<v Speaker 2>little cola bottles or bottles like made of wax, but

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<v Speaker 2>they've got like juice inside them, made of wax, made

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<v Speaker 2>of wax. We have to try them because they're all

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<v Speaker 2>the crazy on TikTok seat as well.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm hoping that whatever you brought for Pickwick is

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of savory. There's a lot of sweet shit

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<v Speaker 1>going on.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you're in for a treat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, last year you brought grapes, so maybe shit was

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<v Speaker 1>still balanced again.

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<v Speaker 4>I've brought my favorite chip variety.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good, we need that. We need as you might remember,

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<v Speaker 1>oh the fucking lightly salted popcorn, the.

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<v Speaker 5>Cobs popcorn, lightly salted and slightly sweet. I also talk

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<v Speaker 5>to my team that I work with in the morning

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<v Speaker 5>on the Breakfast show, and they agree that this is

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<v Speaker 5>the best flavor and it's delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Just not of potato chips overall. Like, I can fuck

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<v Speaker 1>with popcorn, but they're not the best potato chip.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, they are so not a potato chip.

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<v Speaker 1>To thank you, I'm actually quite keen on that popcorn.

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<v Speaker 1>You're my favorite dog, Tabby Cat. That's not how this

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<v Speaker 1>game works. Oh, by the way, we forgot to do

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck an ethical thing. Trigger warning. If you're a

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<v Speaker 1>mister Vibe, it's probably gonna be chewing. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>overtly chew. I'll try and chew off, Mike, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>probably gonna hear it. I'm gonna try the honeycake, mab. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very curious about the honeycake. What do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it does look dense and moisture. Oh wow, is

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<v Speaker 1>it good? Oh my god? Fuck yeah. It doesn't feel

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<v Speaker 1>like a birthday cake because we didn't sing happy birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>should we?

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<v Speaker 2>Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday,

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<v Speaker 2>dear Jenna, Happy birthday to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hip hop hip hop. I'll come on do it with

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of gusto, mate, hip hop. Hooray, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>This is actually really good. It's crazy to think this

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<v Speaker 2>is what kings and queens would have dined on in

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<v Speaker 2>the Medially.

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<v Speaker 1>Honeycake is it? It's me on the fly?

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<v Speaker 4>Amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Should cake shops be open later in the day. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad that I stumbled across this one when I did,

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<v Speaker 1>but it also happened to be one of the only

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<v Speaker 1>ones open at like two in the afternoon. Really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when do they close? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's allion needs to keep things open later

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<v Speaker 2>as in general, especially like.

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<v Speaker 1>If I want a coffee from a cafe or something

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<v Speaker 1>and it's two thirty now, not an option or a cafe.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree if this worked to Australia was a young country,

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<v Speaker 2>like in the nineties. In the two thousands, we've progressed, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, stay open later cafes, especially because sometimes I intend

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<v Speaker 1>to make lunch, but then it'll get to like one

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<v Speaker 1>thirty and I'm like, oh, I can't be bothered, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I just keep procrastinating. It gets to two thirty,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm just gonna have to buy lunch from

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<v Speaker 1>a cafe. I'll wait the row clothes. I just have

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<v Speaker 1>to have no fucking lunch today.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you go down fault. They've got the old

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<v Speaker 2>salads left, like a little bit of Greek salad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like some shit tune a wrap no one wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I got left. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>A quarter chicken that is so dry and bony, No

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<v Speaker 2>one wants to buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>That Mitchell Johns some honeycake. Yeah, I'm just mindful of

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that you're both eating, and I think someone

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be talking.

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<v Speaker 2>I can take a break while Jenna digested.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you tell everyone it's this thing for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time? How this shit works?

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<v Speaker 6>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone, if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is

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<v Speaker 2>it just me? Every episode we start the same with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate

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<v Speaker 2>or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know my Ijim, I don't know his.

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<v Speaker 1>I will let you know my ether just me, I've

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<v Speaker 1>turned my back or one of my favorite celebrities, Miley,

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<v Speaker 1>don't guess. I'm trying to get fucking spoiler. Oh not

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<v Speaker 1>Lyn mcgrangeer, What has she done? What has she done?

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<v Speaker 2>Can't cancel?

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<v Speaker 1>Lynn?

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<v Speaker 4>Not Lynn?

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<v Speaker 2>I ate a Nicodemo in the Westfield the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Day when it was Thursday. It's been a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine I've got like a pig weik related one. Oh good,

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<v Speaker 2>it feels appropriate if you kick things off of me. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>mine's ridiculous. I just want to preface by saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty standard. I would say, are we sure with that?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Why would we say no? No ridiculous content on

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Especially on my birthday? I'd like it serious.

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<v Speaker 1>You want some hard hitting A current affairs, current affairs? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>carry on? What's the plural?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just singular current affairs? Actually the show should

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<v Speaker 2>be called a current affairs.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's taken.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, not my show current affair, a current affair

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<v Speaker 2>or current affairs because they don't talk about just one story.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but they've got more than one affair, which is like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh he's a current affair for you, there's another affair.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so they're not going here are all the current affairs?

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<v Speaker 3>They're singular in their affairs.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this a ridiculous situm? No, god, no, it's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>good thought. Thank you so much? All right? Are we ready? Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think we should conceal life boats?

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<v Speaker 1>Lifeboats?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think they should be hidden from the public eye?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, like on cruises.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, those things are on complete and total display.

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<v Speaker 5>No, but I'll tell you why they're good. Right when

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<v Speaker 5>I went on my cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>She got the Honeycake Erran's.

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<v Speaker 5>Cruise, I got a discounted room because the life boat

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<v Speaker 5>was in front of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out. Did it obstruct the view?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, See this is so interesting to me. I went

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<v Speaker 2>on a walk on the weekend, walked for MS. We

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<v Speaker 2>raised on ten thousand dollars. Thank you so much, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for your charitable donation. Is they under ten thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars or just under It's a nice way of saying

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<v Speaker 2>ten thousand, but although it was eight, it seems less.

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<v Speaker 2>Just under ten thousand dollars. And we walk past this

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<v Speaker 2>Pinot cruise ship and I'm like, that looks gorgeous. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>I'm into a cruise ship. Like I've never thought i'd

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<v Speaker 2>do a cruise, but I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was looking at it.

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<v Speaker 2>But the biggest I saw and the thing that makes

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<v Speaker 2>my stomach sink.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry I should have said the sink.

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<v Speaker 2>There is the fact that the lifeboats are on full

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<v Speaker 2>display on the side, and that's something that is needed

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<v Speaker 2>only if there is complete terror, if the boat's sinking

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<v Speaker 2>if you hit a nice burger, if they're a pirates

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<v Speaker 2>attacking the cruise ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but mate, have you heard of a little incident

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<v Speaker 1>called the Titanic?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you spell that for me?

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<v Speaker 1>The ship that sunk? Yeah, and did not have enough

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<v Speaker 1>lifeboats to save the people on board. Now I know,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think they've got them out on display because

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<v Speaker 1>people find that reassuring. Now I'm knowing that they're stepping

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<v Speaker 1>onto a ship and there's a fuck load of lifeboats.

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<v Speaker 1>Should Heaven forbid something? Go roight? Do you find it

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<v Speaker 1>reassuring to know that there are lifeboats right there? You

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<v Speaker 1>know where they are? Well, you can't have them in

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<v Speaker 1>a storage cup, but if you have to evacuate quickly,

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<v Speaker 1>you need them right there on the edge of the ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get the fuck off.

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<v Speaker 2>Fat boat is a behemoth. It's an engineering sort of Juggernau.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what they said about unthinkable sounding very similar. But

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<v Speaker 2>can't they build a platform that they hide them under,

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<v Speaker 2>or can't they cover them in a blanket or something?

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<v Speaker 3>Or no, I think some of them are covered.

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<v Speaker 2>No, surely, Yeah, that's another thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck me that, honeycakes. I'm sorry, just caught up.

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<v Speaker 5>I told It is good, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not too sweet, it's really nice. Sorry to carry on,

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<v Speaker 1>but there doesn't look to be enough lifeboats. You look

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<v Speaker 1>on the side of a cruise ship, there's like nine,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think, off the top of my head, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>need at least twelve. Can you google? Maybe they do

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<v Speaker 1>have some in like a storage space, so you get

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<v Speaker 1>the first nine out and then you get the others

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<v Speaker 1>out of storage while they're doing that than you.

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<v Speaker 2>And also, why don't we why don't we just get

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<v Speaker 2>helicopter pads? Why don't we just have helicopters on cruise ships?

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<v Speaker 1>Like fucking people on the ship are going to fit

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<v Speaker 1>an airlicop.

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<v Speaker 2>Six at a time. I can just do your trips

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<v Speaker 2>back and forth, back and forth, or to put two helicopters.

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<v Speaker 1>What if you're in the middle of the ocean, that

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<v Speaker 1>helicopter might not even make it back to the shore.

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<v Speaker 5>That's true, Okay, So on a cruise ship there must

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<v Speaker 5>be enough clear throat.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got honeycakes sitting on your ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Carlotta carry on ch has just developed smoking She turned

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<v Speaker 1>fifty inches off. Fuck it, that chick on the smoking

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<v Speaker 1>ad carry I made their own choices.

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<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't do what I did.

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<v Speaker 1>A cruise ship.

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<v Speaker 5>There must see enough lifeboats to accommodate thirty seven point

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<v Speaker 5>five percent of passengers waterroom members on either side. That's

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<v Speaker 5>not seventy percent in total.

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<v Speaker 1>But what happens to what they're hold on?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on? They're accounting for twenty five percent of death.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's shocking. Is it still women and children first?

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<v Speaker 1>That old google back? That is good? Holy fuck. I

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<v Speaker 1>really thought that they would have put some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>measures in place after what happened with the Titanic. I agree,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't have this fucking happen again.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me on the fly? Or is women

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<v Speaker 2>and children first and outdated premise? I mean, gay men

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<v Speaker 2>have evolved. I feel we are up there with the

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<v Speaker 2>women and children, the straight man, the breadwinners.

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<v Speaker 1>You stay back, you guys. They want to kill us

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<v Speaker 1>off because if we're double income, no kids, they want

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<v Speaker 1>our inheritance to boost the economy.

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<v Speaker 2>True, and we can't reproduce, so say, for example, the

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<v Speaker 2>last Survivors, we can't continue society.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't need to spell it out to

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<v Speaker 1>you that gay men can have children, but it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more tricky.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, but I mom mean, if we're the only

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<v Speaker 2>people left on earth, were those men on the boat

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<v Speaker 2>and then all the gay men went to an island,

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<v Speaker 2>we couldn't reproduce That's true, there's no surrogacy.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I said to them as they're evacuating the boat,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise to root every single woman on this life boat.

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<v Speaker 1>If it means I get safe, I will knock every

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<v Speaker 1>bitch up if that's what it takes, I promise.

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<v Speaker 2>I imagine hearing that conversation, being a stressed woman, just

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<v Speaker 2>hearing this gay man I need so, you know, when

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<v Speaker 2>the having some honeycakes, I speak slowly.

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<v Speaker 5>When the Costa Concordia, you know that ship that yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>it fell on its side.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>So there were reports that during the evacuation of the

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<v Speaker 5>Costa Concordia, women and children had to fight with men

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<v Speaker 5>for places in the lifeboats.

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<v Speaker 1>Pigs, absolute pigs. I'm not in the good way like Pickwick.

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<v Speaker 3>No, so there's no actual rules in force.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think if you work at P and O

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<v Speaker 2>are you listening to this, You have a cruise ship

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<v Speaker 2>or a boat, just disguise them, you know, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>They blend in pretty well. Don't they.

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<v Speaker 2>What do they do on the Disney Cruise? They put

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<v Speaker 2>like a Mickey Mouse face on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they do. Imagine imagine the boat sinking.

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<v Speaker 2>You go, ship men and women get on Daffy all

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<v Speaker 2>women to minie children to pookie.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you googling that? What the Disney ones look like?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>No, they look normal.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think they've thought about just normal? They do

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<v Speaker 1>it normal? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, do you think they thought about that in the

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<v Speaker 2>design of the Disney cruise? Like, if this sinks, is

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<v Speaker 2>it going to be because it's such a happy place.

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<v Speaker 2>The characters are on board dancing, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's at least make the rescue mission cheerful. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they should have character boats.

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<v Speaker 4>They should.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being rescued by eel.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, good pants picked me up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did your anny make it? No, she was on

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<v Speaker 2>Tinker Belle Tinks went down.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just me. You should follow these idiots online. Search

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of mitches. Ok you Doug coming up on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>In episode two fourteen, Pig Week continues. It is a

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<v Speaker 1>week long affair after all. So yeah, if you're hearing

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<v Speaker 1>this now and you've not yet bought yourself that gorgeous

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<v Speaker 1>indulgent snack as a little treat for yourself. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>can line that up in time for Wednesday's episode. Pig out,

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<v Speaker 1>send us a photo and what you're pigging out on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and also there's no guilt because you know we're

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<v Speaker 2>doing it, so you can hear us do it and go, God,

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<v Speaker 2>you know they're doing it. I'm doing it. You just

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<v Speaker 2>go out of sympathy with us.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna We're gonna bring a plate again on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Contributed snack each mine is actually quite a mission to

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<v Speaker 1>get a hold of roving reporter Oscar has been raped

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<v Speaker 1>in to help make this happen. I'm so excited for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Truly is very exciting. He's done something similar to this before,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is there's all new heights. Has he done

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<v Speaker 1>something to believe h he has remember? Oh, yes, you're right,

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<v Speaker 1>he has. He has to. Also on Wednesday, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you a present that I was

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<v Speaker 1>given at my Melbourne show because the person in the

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<v Speaker 1>audience said it's for Mitch and Jenner as well. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to do the right thing. I'll give it

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<v Speaker 1>to you. But I'm also going to be telling you

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<v Speaker 1>an embarrassing moment that happened at my Melbourne comedy show. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm mortified. It's something that I don't think you would

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<v Speaker 1>spend a second dwelling on though, but I am mortified.

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<v Speaker 2>Me I'd be fine with it probably really.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't have given the second thought at all.

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<v Speaker 2>People ask me for photos all the time. You just

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<v Speaker 2>got to you've got a smile, go to take the photo.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not signing anything only with bluepen.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't that, okay, if it doesn't be on the fly.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever happened to being asked to sign shit, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>signed anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it' stopped because there's so much fraud because if

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<v Speaker 2>they have a copy of your signature, then they can,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, take mortgages out.

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<v Speaker 1>I always thought about that. We sign our mugs, and

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<v Speaker 1>everyone thought that someone could use that to open a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking bank account. Al so I.

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<v Speaker 3>Sign the envelopes of the male stuff that we see.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you've got a lot of money too in savings.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd understand how signatures came to be, Like, what difference

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<v Speaker 1>does it make. I've scribbled my name and cursive, therefore

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<v Speaker 1>it's legit. That's so true. My city to changes day

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<v Speaker 1>by day. Sometimes it's cursive, sometimes it's really dramatic. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>it's all caps, sometimes it's all lover cases. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>consistency with you.

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<v Speaker 2>My sister Becky has Becky with a star next to

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<v Speaker 2>it because when she was sixteen and she got a

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<v Speaker 2>driver's license, that's what she did and she's just had

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<v Speaker 2>to commit to it. It's as to commit now it's

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<v Speaker 2>just just like a hooker's signature.

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<v Speaker 1>Becky stars actually a fucking.

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<v Speaker 4>Cos she's a detective.

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<v Speaker 1>How embarrassing signing documents with that. Imagine that you're under arrest.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just got to sign this. Imagine that document being

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<v Speaker 1>presented before court and they're like, what fucking nine year

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<v Speaker 1>old signed visa?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's constable, Yeah, Detective Becky.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we have a quick little stack or try something?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm curious about these dry fucking prawn cake looking things.

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<v Speaker 1>So what it used to be? Not unlike a starburs lolly, No,

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<v Speaker 1>just it was a gummy one, a gummy worm, but

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<v Speaker 1>they've petrified it or some shit freeze driede enjoy these

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<v Speaker 1>delicious gummy worms candy that have been freeze driding. The

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<v Speaker 1>extraordinary treat offers bursts of flavor. They're very expensive. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>my TikTok shops good, but with fucking postage. Geez, I

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<v Speaker 1>think they can. Oh Dear. Speaking of which, have you

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<v Speaker 1>noticed that while you fuck around trying to open that

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<v Speaker 1>that looks fidley, I'm struggling. Have you noticed that we're

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<v Speaker 1>already getting pictures sent in if people wearing their new

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<v Speaker 1>merch about, Oh my god, listen to the speed of

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<v Speaker 1>which they're right. I know a couple of mitches dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you if you want to check out our new

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<v Speaker 1>merch and it's print on de man baby, you order it,

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<v Speaker 1>it gets sent, no fucking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I've got a gummy worm. I've seen this on

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<v Speaker 2>my for you page four years and I'm finally tasting it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen it. It looks like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it's harder than I would have thought.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was expecting more.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, ready, it's a gummy worm. Don't tune into the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking It tastes like a sour fruit leap. Yeah, are

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<v Speaker 1>really sweet fruit loop.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I like it. I was all

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<v Speaker 2>stuck in my teeth. Yeah, it's in like every corridor

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<v Speaker 2>of my.

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<v Speaker 1>Gum suck me. Yeah, that's that's there's a lot going

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<v Speaker 1>on there.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't love them, No, you can have.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like guards of glass in my throat. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>letting me swallow it as I swallow. It's congealing in

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<v Speaker 1>my throat. It's like copping candy.

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<v Speaker 2>It stuck all her through my teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>That's so sweet? The honeycakes are gonna taste savory. You

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<v Speaker 2>know when you have something ohmitch is dying.

0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:30.680
<v Speaker 1>It's actually stuck in my throat. I'm sipping water. It

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<v Speaker 1>just won't go down.

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<v Speaker 2>You know when you have something ultra sweet and then

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<v Speaker 2>you eat something normal sweet and then it tastes savory.

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<v Speaker 2>His honeycake now is not going to be sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>That honey fucking cake may as will be bread back

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<v Speaker 1>emparison to that rubbish. All right, make sure you have

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<v Speaker 1>any gym, of course I do, Darling's the whole point

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<v Speaker 1>of the show. I'm not a fuck with Why would

0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:49.399
<v Speaker 1>you ask such a stupid quest? It was just I

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<v Speaker 1>think the sugar thing me too. You're ready to go? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready, Bradley, let's go? Is it just me? We

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<v Speaker 1>were bit off Lady Gaga at the moment. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I my money was on Mailey.

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<v Speaker 2>My money was on Selene, but she's got stiff persons,

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<v Speaker 2>and then also potentially Demi. But you kind of was off,

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<v Speaker 2>were off after the myth They're you're big three outs.

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<v Speaker 4>No they're not.

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<v Speaker 1>I had nothing against Demi. I actually have never turned

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<v Speaker 1>my back in her. I find it quite fast.

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<v Speaker 2>You said I'm not a fan of themy after Demy.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never come. My god, I don't like what the

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<v Speaker 1>Sugar's done to you. Just fibbs.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Mitchell loves Demi. This is shocking. You're not a

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<v Speaker 2>fan of Gaga anymore.

0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:30.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that I'm not a fan anymore, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not impressed with her behavior of late.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she's just released the CHROMATICA ball right on some stand.

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<v Speaker 1>She has and she was doing an interview with part

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<v Speaker 1>of the big premiere screening of her concert film that

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<v Speaker 1>you can fucking watch, and she admitted that for five

0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:48.880
<v Speaker 1>of the shows when she performed them in twenty twenty two,

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<v Speaker 1>she had COVID.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. I saw this on TikTok and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not sure what she was aiming at by

0:21:57.520 --> 0:22:00.479
<v Speaker 1>admitting that were we supposed to go, wow, look at

0:22:00.480 --> 0:22:03.439
<v Speaker 1>her work, thick, what a woman. But no, I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that's fucking ridiculous. Your poor bloody dancers. How do we

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<v Speaker 1>know that she's not infecting them all and their family?

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<v Speaker 1>Lady Gaga was a super spreader.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about it, because she's singing on that stage, she's

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<v Speaker 2>spitting out that mouth, hitting the front row kids.

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<v Speaker 1>And this was in twenty twenty two when it was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I think people have relaxed their attitude towards COVID. They

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<v Speaker 1>feel a bit more casual about COVID. These days, we have,

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<v Speaker 1>but in twenty twenty two it was still quite fucking rife. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I cannot believe she did that. Apparently she

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<v Speaker 1>checked with her dances. She said, you don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>work if you're not comfortable. But as if they would

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<v Speaker 1>have not done I'm not going to say, oh no.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a power and balance there. If Lady Gaga says

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<v Speaker 2>to you listen, we're going to keep dancing, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>shoot one of the dancers in the head. If they'll go, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>sure do it Russian roulette style. It's Lady Gaga, you

0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:46.480
<v Speaker 2>do what she wants, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Also what about all the tech people and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, there's so many people, and like, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>wear a mask and sing no, I don't know how

0:22:53.960 --> 0:22:55.480
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna work. She just would have gone out there

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<v Speaker 1>with such reckless abandon I'm like, what the fuck, lady.

0:22:58.600 --> 0:23:00.520
<v Speaker 2>I think the issue here is that she also has

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<v Speaker 2>an autoimmune disease herself, right, Like, she has fibromyalga.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, jup, sorry, soft gy.

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<v Speaker 2>Then to go out and get like immuno compromise people

0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:09.840
<v Speaker 2>see because someone who has it themselves seems a.

0:23:09.800 --> 0:23:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Bit contradicted to And she does cancel shows at the

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<v Speaker 1>drop of her hat because of the fibromyalgela. She's valid,

0:23:16.280 --> 0:23:18.359
<v Speaker 1>of course, Oh yeah, She's canceled heats of shows because

0:23:18.359 --> 0:23:21.000
<v Speaker 1>of that. So you'd think COVID, of all things, she'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, right, shut it down, SOZ have to reschedule

0:23:23.400 --> 0:23:26.480
<v Speaker 1>these five shows. Maybe she was asymptomatic and wasn't Actually

0:23:26.480 --> 0:23:30.000
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't affecting her. But there's any number of people.

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<v Speaker 1>I sound like it's twenty twenty and I'm all rather

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<v Speaker 1>about COVID, But there's any number of people she could

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<v Speaker 1>have affected. They could have gone visited their grandma, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>killed her. There were people on Twitter or x whatever

0:23:39.320 --> 0:23:42.480
<v Speaker 1>you want, bloody caught. There were people saying one of

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<v Speaker 1>my family members did die after going to a Gaga

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<v Speaker 1>show off COVID.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that she's admitted that, people are coming out going,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh don't know about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if you could sue Lady Gaga. In America,

0:23:52.640 --> 0:23:55.040
<v Speaker 2>they're very litigious. They could sue course of death from

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<v Speaker 2>grandma Betty. You know, one night watching Born to Tribe,

0:23:58.440 --> 0:24:01.840
<v Speaker 2>what's the song? This all in this way a good joy?

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<v Speaker 1>I also just wasn't that blown away with the chromatica

0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:07.359
<v Speaker 1>film thing, like the video of the concert?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you watch it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've only seen bits and pieces so far, But like,

0:24:10.680 --> 0:24:14.040
<v Speaker 1>she just seems a bit Autopiloty's what was the taping

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<v Speaker 1>from what show? I think LA like one of the

0:24:16.840 --> 0:24:17.240
<v Speaker 1>big ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah filmed it.

0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:19.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was one of the big ones. But she's

0:24:19.320 --> 0:24:22.160
<v Speaker 1>seen a bit autopiloty to the point where she's actually

0:24:22.200 --> 0:24:23.440
<v Speaker 1>done a bit of a cheery herself.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can't wait to see how this ties in.

0:24:26.280 --> 0:24:30.360
<v Speaker 1>She's got her own crutch. Oh you know how you say? Totally, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>totally totally.

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<v Speaker 2>All the best performers do, so I can't wait for

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<v Speaker 2>the comparison.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there was one particular phrase that she said a

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<v Speaker 1>grand total of forty five times.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're planning to fucking watch this concept, maybe the

0:24:42.760 --> 0:24:46.080
<v Speaker 1>chromatica crap, Go ahead and make this a drinking game.

0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:49.080
<v Speaker 1>I suggest take a sip every time she says this

0:24:49.160 --> 0:24:59.240
<v Speaker 1>particular thing. You'll be absolutely munted. Have a listen, hands up,

0:25:00.840 --> 0:25:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Put your hands up.

0:25:02.880 --> 0:25:08.560
<v Speaker 2>I said, click your hand, hands up, pick your hands up.

0:25:08.880 --> 0:25:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Jesus half your time. She's not put in her own

0:25:11.119 --> 0:25:14.359
<v Speaker 1>hands up, by the way, Oh god, this goes on

0:25:14.440 --> 0:25:16.520
<v Speaker 1>for two minutes. By that, I'm all right, I'm going

0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:22.240
<v Speaker 1>to skip forward a bit, okay.

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:25.639
<v Speaker 2>And also, put your hands up is very plosive, so

0:25:25.680 --> 0:25:27.720
<v Speaker 2>that COVI was being projected far and wide.

0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:31.160
<v Speaker 1>How many times? One hundred and fifty forty five five times?

0:25:31.680 --> 0:25:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Prot your hands up? Your hands she mays, well, cough

0:25:34.800 --> 0:25:36.680
<v Speaker 1>your hand. I don't have the upper body than to

0:25:36.720 --> 0:25:38.800
<v Speaker 1>put my hands up myself right now because of my

0:25:38.960 --> 0:25:41.440
<v Speaker 1>body fatigue, the cold, and my aches and pain. So

0:25:41.600 --> 0:25:44.199
<v Speaker 1>put your hands up for me, please, I'd love to

0:25:44.200 --> 0:25:47.200
<v Speaker 1>put mine or Jesus.

0:25:48.000 --> 0:25:50.199
<v Speaker 2>What ended up happening Mitch with the end of it,

0:25:50.200 --> 0:25:52.679
<v Speaker 2>she announced a new song, right hey, She announced a

0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:54.400
<v Speaker 2>new song. At the end of the of the Chromatica,

0:25:54.440 --> 0:25:56.800
<v Speaker 2>she announced a new album, Way to Go GOA.

0:25:56.920 --> 0:25:58.399
<v Speaker 1>No, she did. We haven't seen that, have we? That

0:25:58.480 --> 0:26:00.200
<v Speaker 1>was twenty twenty two. Where the fuck's the new album?

0:26:00.480 --> 0:26:02.679
<v Speaker 2>She announced it at the end of Chromatikus. She announced

0:26:02.720 --> 0:26:04.800
<v Speaker 2>the new album.

0:26:04.160 --> 0:26:06.359
<v Speaker 1>At the end of this movie. Yeah, did she hear

0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:08.520
<v Speaker 1>at the very end, haven't.

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:12.359
<v Speaker 2>About LGG six, Oh, her sixth album.

0:26:12.760 --> 0:26:14.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't see that. Yeah, it's all over the press.

0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:17.080
<v Speaker 1>At the moment, all that comes up is this bitch

0:26:17.119 --> 0:26:19.760
<v Speaker 1>had COVID. It's how awful, how sad? And the fact

0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:22.439
<v Speaker 1>that she says hands up forty five times? She'd be

0:26:22.480 --> 0:26:26.600
<v Speaker 1>sad that the overshadowed. But yeah, LGG six, it's LG seven.

0:26:26.640 --> 0:26:30.800
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I'm not a Gaga Knight. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>imagining this?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:34.600
<v Speaker 1>I spoke about it on my nightly radio show. We

0:26:34.640 --> 0:26:36.520
<v Speaker 1>just right. At the end of the film, as Gaga

0:26:36.600 --> 0:26:39.119
<v Speaker 1>exited the stage, following I can't read any in it.

0:26:39.280 --> 0:26:41.959
<v Speaker 1>I sweat because she had fucking COVID, The music dropped

0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:43.879
<v Speaker 1>out for a moment and played something new Did that

0:26:43.920 --> 0:26:44.920
<v Speaker 1>happen in real life? Yeah?

0:26:45.119 --> 0:26:45.640
<v Speaker 2>LG seven.

0:26:45.680 --> 0:26:48.360
<v Speaker 1>Later, Gargara returns the confirmation that yes, we'll soon see

0:26:48.400 --> 0:26:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Garga return to pop music. Oh so she hasn't really

0:26:50.600 --> 0:26:52.240
<v Speaker 1>said the name or anything.

0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:53.159
<v Speaker 2>But she says she's got it.

0:26:53.400 --> 0:26:56.320
<v Speaker 1>She'd just said LG seven. Well, i'd just say Siam

0:26:56.320 --> 0:26:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Shat a new album coming one day. That doesn't that's

0:26:58.440 --> 0:26:59.560
<v Speaker 1>not new information.

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<v Speaker 2>And just say, hey, the next one, in case you've forgotten,

0:27:01.760 --> 0:27:02.920
<v Speaker 2>will be LG seven.

0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:06.359
<v Speaker 1>For those counting along at home, we're up to seven seven.

0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:08.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, that's my favorite number. Maybe maybe I'll become

0:27:08.600 --> 0:27:09.120
<v Speaker 1>a fan again.

0:27:09.200 --> 0:27:10.920
<v Speaker 2>You will, you said your turn coat, You'll be you'll

0:27:11.160 --> 0:27:12.920
<v Speaker 2>you'll be fine. Even if she killed Jane at the

0:27:12.960 --> 0:27:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Garget concert, you'd be a fan.

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:17.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I was looking into lasering off this

0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:20.840
<v Speaker 1>fucking Gaga tattoo of mine after this whole little COVID display,

0:27:20.880 --> 0:27:23.679
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, you dickhead. Stephanie's serious, Really that

0:27:23.840 --> 0:27:24.359
<v Speaker 1>big for you?

0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:27.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, what? What?

0:27:28.040 --> 0:27:28.119
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:31.080
<v Speaker 3>But what also coming forward and admitting it as if.

0:27:31.000 --> 0:27:33.840
<v Speaker 4>It's like I'm like, yeah, just don't bring them savior.

0:27:33.600 --> 0:27:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Something about that. Yeah, I think it's a bit but also,

0:27:35.560 --> 0:27:37.800
<v Speaker 1>she like made a big donation to COVID research in

0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:39.600
<v Speaker 1>the very early days and then just fucking goes out

0:27:39.600 --> 0:27:41.920
<v Speaker 1>and stage and risks all these people's lives. It's weird.

0:27:42.000 --> 0:27:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Did she headline the COVID party or the COVID Wasn't

0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:47.200
<v Speaker 2>there like a fundraiser concert.

0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:51.000
<v Speaker 1>The COVID party? How counterproductive is that? The Global Aid thing?

0:27:51.320 --> 0:27:53.679
<v Speaker 1>Was there was a celebrity for Oh yeah, yeah, yeah?

0:27:54.119 --> 0:27:54.600
<v Speaker 5>Was she in that?

0:27:54.760 --> 0:27:56.160
<v Speaker 1>I think so? I think she was the headline actor

0:27:56.200 --> 0:27:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Elton John.

0:27:57.080 --> 0:27:59.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm gonna google Lady Gaga COVID concert and the

0:27:59.600 --> 0:28:00.880
<v Speaker 2>only thing that's going to come up here.

0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right, forget it. I'll just take your word

0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:03.480
<v Speaker 1>for it.

0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:03.960
<v Speaker 2>It happened.

0:28:03.960 --> 0:28:07.280
<v Speaker 1>It's true. Okay, No, you can't find it. Can you?

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:08.680
<v Speaker 1>Together at Home? Yep? Got it?

0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:09.159
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:28:09.240 --> 0:28:11.480
<v Speaker 1>I remember that that piece of ship where everyone was

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:12.240
<v Speaker 1>on Zoom.

0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:16.080
<v Speaker 2>One World Together at Home, a global citizen concert hosted

0:28:16.280 --> 0:28:18.840
<v Speaker 2>by Jimmy Kimmel, performed by Lady Gigar.

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<v Speaker 1>I do remember that? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Gaga cancer will never play her music on this

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<v Speaker 2>radio show again.

0:28:26.640 --> 0:28:29.280
<v Speaker 1>You're confused, mate, actually doing things to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's a turn code as well. You'll come

0:28:31.720 --> 0:28:33.840
<v Speaker 2>back in a week. Yeah, you'll, you'll love You'll hear

0:28:33.840 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 2>her new music out at Stonewall with one Gin and

0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:36.879
<v Speaker 2>Tonic Indian.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying I'm committing to being off her for the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of my life. I'd just said a little bit

0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:43.200
<v Speaker 1>offer it at the moment. I think that's very ordinary,

0:28:43.280 --> 0:28:45.800
<v Speaker 1>going on stage five times with COVID.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a bit off true.

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<v Speaker 1>We did this show with covid though, happily admit that

0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:52.560
<v Speaker 1>did wear from home. We stayed at home. Oh yeah,

0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:54.280
<v Speaker 1>we did it over Zoom. I do think. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I was ever infected while I was doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>No I did, I did. I will admit this. I

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<v Speaker 2>did the show with Gonnorrhea.

0:29:00.520 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 1>He knew that, Yeah, I knew that. And then Jenny

0:29:02.880 --> 0:29:03.280
<v Speaker 1>you did.

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<v Speaker 2>It with I mean, we don't want to go into it,

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<v Speaker 2>but the warts.

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<v Speaker 1>I just do every episode with poisoned elegance. Poison elegance.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, yeah? Is it just me? That's enough of

0:29:18.320 --> 0:29:22.920
<v Speaker 1>these two? Look now, let's hear and is it just you? Yeah?

0:29:23.000 --> 0:29:25.280
<v Speaker 2>If you're featured on the show, you will win a

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:29.400
<v Speaker 2>limited edition deluxe Is it just me? Totally tote bag.

0:29:29.440 --> 0:29:32.120
<v Speaker 2>These aren't the same tote bags you can buy on

0:29:32.160 --> 0:29:34.480
<v Speaker 2>our merch website. A couple of inches dot com dot

0:29:34.600 --> 0:29:36.400
<v Speaker 2>you go shop now. This is a one off. You

0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:39.200
<v Speaker 2>can only win by appearing on the show and talking

0:29:39.200 --> 0:29:39.440
<v Speaker 2>to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you could say money can't buy money. I'm just

0:29:42.800 --> 0:29:44.360
<v Speaker 1>going into that honeycake.

0:29:44.720 --> 0:29:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Jennis popcorn. I will say, it's your birthday, so I'll

0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:48.200
<v Speaker 2>go lde on you. You're a fucking bitch.

0:29:50.000 --> 0:29:52.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank god you hell back? Yeah, you know I'm

0:29:52.640 --> 0:29:56.240
<v Speaker 1>showing some restraints, but this is disgusting. I was at

0:29:56.280 --> 0:29:57.600
<v Speaker 1>the Easter show and they gave me this to feed

0:29:57.680 --> 0:30:01.600
<v Speaker 1>the cows. Mitchell, this is shock. I don't mind the popcorn.

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<v Speaker 2>It's big week.

0:30:03.280 --> 0:30:06.720
<v Speaker 1>I know it's the pig out. You have really fatty,

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:07.560
<v Speaker 1>shitty foods.

0:30:07.560 --> 0:30:10.160
<v Speaker 2>This is popcorn. Two dollars a bag.

0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:13.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, it was four dollars fifty yet, Well.

0:30:13.480 --> 0:30:14.880
<v Speaker 2>You don't have the company credit cards, so you had

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<v Speaker 2>to pay that too, didn't you.

0:30:15.920 --> 0:30:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, listen, why don't you guys stuff your face for

0:30:18.040 --> 0:30:20.200
<v Speaker 1>a bit. I'll give you some time to chew. I'll

0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:21.640
<v Speaker 1>let everyone know if you want to come on with it,

0:30:21.760 --> 0:30:23.640
<v Speaker 1>is it? It's me If you're own send us a DMA,

0:30:23.640 --> 0:30:25.400
<v Speaker 1>a couple of mitches let us know, or you can

0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:28.400
<v Speaker 1>send us a text on this number. Oh for two

0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:42.560
<v Speaker 1>till nine for a two zero two two two nine. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>don't forget. Riving reporter Oscar joining us on Wednesday for

0:30:45.440 --> 0:30:46.360
<v Speaker 1>Pig Week Part two.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess today, let's go to the Central Coast. Sherry

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:50.280
<v Speaker 2>is joining us.

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<v Speaker 1>Sherry, let's give her a dial? All right? Is it

0:30:53.360 --> 0:30:56.840
<v Speaker 1>food related for pick Week? No, it's definitely not. It's

0:30:56.880 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 1>work play drama. Oh shit, what would we know about that? Hello,

0:31:01.520 --> 0:31:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Sherry or Cherie?

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<v Speaker 6>It's Cherie Chi happy pig. Oh my god, I don't believe.

0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 6>And I've made that post. Do not want to go?

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<v Speaker 6>When's pick Week happening?

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:17.320
<v Speaker 1>Mitchell said, you get a pig for Pig Week, so

0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:19.160
<v Speaker 1>I booked you. Cherie.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you know I'm saying, I feel like

0:31:21.280 --> 0:31:22.840
<v Speaker 2>you are an idiot pig.

0:31:22.880 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 1>That is the highest compliment for our listeners.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, I feel honest.

0:31:26.600 --> 0:31:29.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, idiot pig. I will think about it. It means it

0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:31.720
<v Speaker 2>means they listen to the show and they partake in

0:31:31.760 --> 0:31:33.560
<v Speaker 2>pick Week. All that means on Pig Week, if you're

0:31:33.600 --> 0:31:35.280
<v Speaker 2>a pig is you're partaking.

0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:36.480
<v Speaker 1>What's going to be a guilty pleasure? What are you

0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:37.920
<v Speaker 1>going to indulge in for pigwek chari?

0:31:39.000 --> 0:31:45.080
<v Speaker 6>Well, right now, I have COVID. I can't taste or

0:31:45.360 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 6>smell anything at the moment, but I have been having

0:31:47.400 --> 0:31:49.200
<v Speaker 6>a lot of ice cream to help with my sore throat,

0:31:49.280 --> 0:31:49.680
<v Speaker 6>so I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's got five concerts, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, well

0:31:56.120 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 1>you've got an Is it just you?

0:31:57.600 --> 0:31:57.760
<v Speaker 2>Now?

0:31:57.840 --> 0:31:58.120
<v Speaker 1>You were?

0:31:58.160 --> 0:32:00.640
<v Speaker 2>I was reading your messages. This is work place drama.

0:32:00.680 --> 0:32:03.240
<v Speaker 2>Give us all the details. Use fake names if you want.

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:05.280
<v Speaker 2>I want the goss that's going on, and we'll try

0:32:05.320 --> 0:32:05.800
<v Speaker 2>and help you.

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<v Speaker 6>Interesting, okay, all right, no worries.

0:32:08.320 --> 0:32:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Bradley'll caut you in and hit us.

0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:12.040
<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, hit me, Bradley.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:23.840
<v Speaker 6>Is having a coworker that is a complete brown noser,

0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:25.040
<v Speaker 6>completely fucked up?

0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Well we kind of deal with Jenner and it's all right,

0:32:28.040 --> 0:32:29.040
<v Speaker 2>and she's part of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Mitchell, if you have to explain the internationals brown

0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:33.280
<v Speaker 1>noser O.

0:32:33.400 --> 0:32:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Brown noser is someone who is so far up your

0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:39.000
<v Speaker 2>ass that they're not the others the ass of others,

0:32:39.000 --> 0:32:41.120
<v Speaker 2>that their noses brown from other substances you can, you know,

0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:43.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't be a scientist to work that out. Someone

0:32:43.280 --> 0:32:45.800
<v Speaker 2>who is just so in your business. That's a fucking

0:32:45.840 --> 0:32:48.200
<v Speaker 2>suck up as correct. You know what, we're not brown

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:49.840
<v Speaker 2>nose in my days. I was probably a bit of

0:32:49.840 --> 0:32:51.040
<v Speaker 2>a brod my early days. Is a bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>brown noser.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you've got to have an element of brown

0:32:53.880 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 1>nosing to make progress, you know, Yeah, I agree? I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Why what's going on for you, Shari?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, the woman who I work live, she is always late,

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:06.360
<v Speaker 6>and when she does come in, she uses her mum's

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:07.800
<v Speaker 6>poor health as an excuse.

0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you suspect that it's not accurate? No?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't believe her at all, because her mum has.

0:33:14.760 --> 0:33:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Been dead for years. Oh my god, it's a situation.

0:33:19.280 --> 0:33:21.440
<v Speaker 6>Because she always told me that she could not stand

0:33:21.480 --> 0:33:23.320
<v Speaker 6>her mum, and she's been into a lot of therapy

0:33:23.360 --> 0:33:24.800
<v Speaker 6>because of her mum. And now all of a sudden

0:33:24.920 --> 0:33:26.880
<v Speaker 6>she's moved in with her mum and she's taking care

0:33:26.920 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 6>of her all. Her performance at work is completely lucky,

0:33:31.400 --> 0:33:32.920
<v Speaker 6>and I've had to pick up the pieces.

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<v Speaker 1>So without giving like too much away, I know you

0:33:35.440 --> 0:33:37.840
<v Speaker 1>probably don't want to give him any details. Like, what

0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:40.920
<v Speaker 1>is the dynamic because she above you, is she even

0:33:40.960 --> 0:33:43.720
<v Speaker 1>playing field at you? In terms of the hierarchy the ladder.

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<v Speaker 6>She's on the same level as me, but because she's

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<v Speaker 6>been with the company longer, she likes to think that

0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:49.560
<v Speaker 6>she has power.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's more senior than you. Okay, so let

0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:54.960
<v Speaker 1>me guess she's crap at a job.

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<v Speaker 6>She can be. Yeah, well, she's made a lot of mistakes.

0:33:58.520 --> 0:34:00.920
<v Speaker 6>But if I'm making mistakes her anything, she'll send me

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<v Speaker 6>a very long detailed email on step by step guideline

0:34:04.160 --> 0:34:05.240
<v Speaker 6>on how I should do my job.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a TikTok this week and it said, if

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:10.680
<v Speaker 2>you're starting a new job, follow these steps to have

0:34:10.680 --> 0:34:11.879
<v Speaker 2>the most relaxing time at work.

0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:13.000
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I'll have a watch of this.

0:34:13.040 --> 0:34:15.000
<v Speaker 2>I've been in the same work place for fucking nine years,

0:34:15.000 --> 0:34:17.400
<v Speaker 2>but anyway, I'll watch it. They say that if you

0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:19.360
<v Speaker 2>start at the job, you get a new job, you

0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 2>get in, you do the bare minimum, you do your

0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:24.800
<v Speaker 2>minimum hours, you just come in, you don't cause a fuss,

0:34:24.800 --> 0:34:27.440
<v Speaker 2>you don't do any extra work, any extra days, and

0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:30.200
<v Speaker 2>you set those boundaries. They will then learn that that's

0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:32.440
<v Speaker 2>you set in your boundaries and they won't expect anymore.

0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:33.759
<v Speaker 1>But the moment you try and do.

0:34:33.719 --> 0:34:35.799
<v Speaker 2>A little bit extra, they're like, oh my god, I

0:34:36.040 --> 0:34:38.239
<v Speaker 2>look at them go because so many times I did

0:34:38.280 --> 0:34:40.359
<v Speaker 2>this job, I did the exact opposite. So now I've

0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:42.640
<v Speaker 2>got such a high bar set that when you kind

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:44.720
<v Speaker 2>of have a day where you're doing the same amount

0:34:44.719 --> 0:34:47.759
<v Speaker 2>as everyone else, they go, oh, lazy day, small day

0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:48.080
<v Speaker 2>for you.

0:34:48.280 --> 0:34:50.279
<v Speaker 1>I remember, I already learned that lesson the hard way,

0:34:50.280 --> 0:34:52.040
<v Speaker 1>because I was going above and beyond to be like,

0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:53.640
<v Speaker 1>look how much I can fit into a day, And

0:34:53.680 --> 0:34:55.759
<v Speaker 1>then that became the precedent. So when Jenna started, I

0:34:55.800 --> 0:35:01.719
<v Speaker 1>was like, don't go overboard. Let set the expectation that

0:35:01.719 --> 0:35:03.560
<v Speaker 1>that's what you can do in a day. Did she

0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:05.840
<v Speaker 1>listen to me? Yeah, she's the fucking opposite.

0:35:06.800 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 2>It's got severe.

0:35:07.440 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 4>Burnout, yes, severe.

0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:35:09.160 --> 0:35:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh god. So what's the plan from here? This is

0:35:11.920 --> 0:35:15.960
<v Speaker 2>my suggestion. We find the mum, We find the mud

0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:17.759
<v Speaker 2>to see if she's real. Like, we get as much

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:18.560
<v Speaker 2>info as we can.

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh the bitch and she reads office. Yeah, we do a.

0:35:20.520 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Stakeout, we see if she's real. Like, imagine if I

0:35:23.160 --> 0:35:25.080
<v Speaker 2>get binoculars to give me the home address. I look

0:35:25.080 --> 0:35:26.920
<v Speaker 2>and guess what I see your mum and the curtains.

0:35:26.920 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 2>I go, oh, the Mum's real. And before I drive off,

0:35:29.239 --> 0:35:32.200
<v Speaker 2>I take one last look. It's actually a mop with

0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:34.200
<v Speaker 2>a bed sheet over it, and I go, that's some

0:35:34.440 --> 0:35:35.080
<v Speaker 2>fake mum.

0:35:35.520 --> 0:35:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Imagine is there anyone else in the office that's on

0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:41.600
<v Speaker 1>your side? Like it's the people quietly hate her behind

0:35:41.600 --> 0:35:41.960
<v Speaker 1>her back.

0:35:43.080 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 6>No, I feel like it's me against everyone, because that's

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:48.279
<v Speaker 6>what I mean. She sucks up everyone. Like there's days

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:51.120
<v Speaker 6>where she comes in she won't even apologize to me

0:35:51.200 --> 0:35:53.960
<v Speaker 6>for being late that yet she'll give all the other

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 6>staff members and even the boss like some tim tims

0:35:56.680 --> 0:35:59.440
<v Speaker 6>or some nice and she's like, oh, I'm so sorry,

0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:01.919
<v Speaker 6>But if my manager, because I've said a few things

0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:04.400
<v Speaker 6>my manager about my concerns, and as soon as my

0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:07.880
<v Speaker 6>manager says something, she starts playing victim and she starts crying.

0:36:07.920 --> 0:36:11.040
<v Speaker 6>She's like, I can't hope. I'm going through so much

0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:15.359
<v Speaker 6>at the moment, and I'm like, oh, like and then

0:36:15.400 --> 0:36:17.759
<v Speaker 6>I feel like a beach for saying that, you know, and.

0:36:17.680 --> 0:36:20.279
<v Speaker 1>You're just sitting there crossing your fingers, going fuck me.

0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:23.279
<v Speaker 1>I hope she resigns one day, Yes, how long have

0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:24.920
<v Speaker 1>you been in the job putting up with this rat?

0:36:25.600 --> 0:36:27.720
<v Speaker 6>I've been putting up with us three and a half years.

0:36:28.600 --> 0:36:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, i'd be looking out three I far were you.

0:36:31.880 --> 0:36:34.439
<v Speaker 6>Believe me. I'm trying, but it's just been so hard

0:36:34.480 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 6>to try and get my wages matched. And because it's

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:40.560
<v Speaker 6>the financial crisis, I don't really want to start from

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:43.680
<v Speaker 6>scratch and work my way up in I've invested so

0:36:43.800 --> 0:36:46.800
<v Speaker 6>much and yeah, it's just so hard. Like sometimes I

0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:48.799
<v Speaker 6>do feel like my manager has clicked onto her, but

0:36:48.840 --> 0:36:51.520
<v Speaker 6>then she feels bad because she starts crying and she's like,

0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:54.440
<v Speaker 6>what do I do? I'm like, I don't know. Fire

0:36:54.480 --> 0:36:54.799
<v Speaker 6>the bitch.

0:36:56.080 --> 0:36:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is that's always an excuse. It's the sick family.

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:01.759
<v Speaker 2>I saw a TikTok. God, I'm really on TikTok a

0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:04.080
<v Speaker 2>lot this week. The people that say, and I am

0:37:04.239 --> 0:37:05.920
<v Speaker 2>very guilty of being this person, They go, hey, do

0:37:05.920 --> 0:37:08.120
<v Speaker 2>you want to come for drinks tonight? And they go, oh,

0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:10.360
<v Speaker 2>drinks this afternoon for my birthday? And they go, oh, sorry,

0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:12.400
<v Speaker 2>I can't. I'm at work till five. Then it's my

0:37:12.480 --> 0:37:14.600
<v Speaker 2>dad's birthday dinner. Have you seen that trend?

0:37:14.640 --> 0:37:16.759
<v Speaker 1>It's like that's you is fun. That's me to a tea.

0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:19.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, how many fucking birthdays and anniversary do your

0:37:19.840 --> 0:37:22.240
<v Speaker 1>family have in one year? It's called the dad's birthday dinner.

0:37:22.280 --> 0:37:24.359
<v Speaker 2>Like every there's someone that always just has a dad's

0:37:24.440 --> 0:37:25.800
<v Speaker 2>or a mums or a family member's birthday.

0:37:25.800 --> 0:37:26.080
<v Speaker 1>It's me.

0:37:26.239 --> 0:37:28.960
<v Speaker 2>That's I'm the person and I feel like I'm proud

0:37:29.000 --> 0:37:31.080
<v Speaker 2>of that. And maybe she's that person. She's in a

0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:33.000
<v Speaker 2>similar bucket where she's like, oh, I've got a sickness

0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:35.400
<v Speaker 2>someone's um. Well, you know, there's a real category of

0:37:35.560 --> 0:37:37.720
<v Speaker 2>person that uses it that as an excuse.

0:37:38.680 --> 0:37:41.279
<v Speaker 6>But going to an event, like how your family does?

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:43.319
<v Speaker 6>I see it because I follow you on Instagram. I

0:37:43.360 --> 0:37:46.719
<v Speaker 6>see all the fancies all go out and but when

0:37:46.719 --> 0:37:48.759
<v Speaker 6>you're going at an event, that's fair. But when you

0:37:48.800 --> 0:37:51.799
<v Speaker 6>are doing bad and poor performance at your work and

0:37:51.840 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 6>you blame the mum, that's where I draw the line.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, We're going to give you Jenna's contact because she

0:37:57.680 --> 0:38:00.440
<v Speaker 2>performs under at work, and we'll let you talk to it.

0:38:00.800 --> 0:38:02.920
<v Speaker 2>From one underperformer to another. You can do deal with

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<v Speaker 2>it privately.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay with that, Jennifer, Yeah, let's do it. Two underperformance.

0:38:06.480 --> 0:38:08.920
<v Speaker 2>You could still at a podcast, couple of underperformers, the

0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:12.759
<v Speaker 2>spinner of the show. We'll send you out totally tote bag,

0:38:12.800 --> 0:38:14.640
<v Speaker 2>the deluxe edition, and we'll get that out to you

0:38:14.680 --> 0:38:16.279
<v Speaker 2>very soon. Price keep you general, we'll send it.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you're feeling a bit better soon. Chari, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you know what?

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<v Speaker 6>You know what this day? Really? You've made me so

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<v Speaker 6>happy today because you know what the funny thing is.

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:26.319
<v Speaker 6>I was actually just making a teat and I was

0:38:26.400 --> 0:38:32.040
<v Speaker 6>using my mugs. Fuck yes, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Perfect, perfect timing, Sarah and dipits.

0:38:34.640 --> 0:38:37.520
<v Speaker 6>I'm just sorry if I see crapy, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you've got covid. We love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for listening to the show.

0:38:40.160 --> 0:38:42.160
<v Speaker 1>Make sure you buy something to pick out on while

0:38:42.200 --> 0:38:43.359
<v Speaker 1>you listen to the episode too.

0:38:44.160 --> 0:38:46.600
<v Speaker 6>I believe me. Soon as i'm better, I'm going straight down.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm getting some roster rolls.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck yes, there she is the idiot pig herself, Cherie.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry tone Happy Pig Week.

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<v Speaker 2>I hung up on earl.

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<v Speaker 1>That was most pathetic applause from me. When Happy Pig Week,

0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:03.000
<v Speaker 1>I did who claps two singular claps and no one

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<v Speaker 1>else to doin it? I didn't the Happy Pig Week.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's go. That's us done.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, let's get out of here, but we'll be back

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<v Speaker 1>on Wednesday for more piggery.

0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we have pig Week one, then we have pig

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<v Speaker 2>Week two, the piglet. This is the pig and then

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<v Speaker 2>there's a piglet on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Week and then the babe reference mine.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, my I'm gonna just tease my little

0:39:26.800 --> 0:39:29.680
<v Speaker 2>pig week snack. It's my current favorite candy that I'm

0:39:29.760 --> 0:39:32.759
<v Speaker 2>living on like it's so good. It's available Coleses.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh yeah, because we're bringing another plate on Wednesday,

0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 1>another plate. Yeah.

0:39:36.120 --> 0:39:37.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just a simple bag of candy.

0:39:38.080 --> 0:39:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I reckon, you're gonna have left over honeycake as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny better, surely we can eat more than that one.

0:39:42.080 --> 0:39:44.080
<v Speaker 2>Jenner's birthday, So let's go so you can celebrate thanks

0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:45.200
<v Speaker 2>to listening, and we'll see very soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Birthday. Love you here, see idiots spot my pigs?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 4>A podcast by a couple of miches.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast A

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to eighty D brief our secret segment. On the end,

0:40:19.400 --> 0:40:21.440
<v Speaker 1>we pretend the show is done, but it isn't. I

0:40:21.560 --> 0:40:24.640
<v Speaker 1>kept talking here, I reckon, I'm starting to get the crash.

0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I had the sugar high, and now it's starting to

0:40:26.680 --> 0:40:31.160
<v Speaker 1>get a little bit like now, I'm still on the high.

0:40:31.200 --> 0:40:33.400
<v Speaker 1>It's in my system. But when I crash, you're all

0:40:33.440 --> 0:40:37.080
<v Speaker 1>going to hate. It's really You're going to be so useless.

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<v Speaker 2>Nights all right, Jenna, what are you doing tonight for

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<v Speaker 2>your birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not till Tuesday night.

0:40:41.360 --> 0:40:48.040
<v Speaker 3>It's on Tuesday. We're actually going out for lunch, partner.

0:40:49.480 --> 0:40:50.520
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't want to talk about them.

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, it's my work, colleagues. It's actually the station

0:40:55.360 --> 0:40:59.200
<v Speaker 5>I work with, party that I've now renamed is my birthday?

0:40:59.800 --> 0:41:02.799
<v Speaker 1>Is there at a radio station event? You know, I've been.

0:41:02.760 --> 0:41:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Using the WSFM studio to record my show because there's

0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:10.200
<v Speaker 2>studio issues here. The building it's just pepsi palaces falling apart,

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:12.600
<v Speaker 2>and we had to use Jenna's studio and Jenna had

0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:14.799
<v Speaker 2>to record my cameras for me. And Jenna produced my

0:41:14.920 --> 0:41:18.960
<v Speaker 2>radio show Basic, so she worked Holy but but it

0:41:19.000 --> 0:41:20.960
<v Speaker 2>was weird because the position of power was off normally.

0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:23.359
<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm a diva to my producer, get me these,

0:41:23.560 --> 0:41:25.359
<v Speaker 2>So I said to general Jenna keilways, get me a pen,

0:41:25.640 --> 0:41:27.279
<v Speaker 2>got me a pan? Mitchell, she got me a poll

0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:28.879
<v Speaker 2>my goal she printed.

0:41:28.560 --> 0:41:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Powers for a pen because I'm like, I'd have to

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<v Speaker 1>hold her hand through the whole process.

0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:34.520
<v Speaker 4>Nobody needed to hold my hand.

0:41:35.320 --> 0:41:36.239
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to hold your hand.

0:41:36.320 --> 0:41:38.160
<v Speaker 2>I kept insisting. I'm like, is that how you work?

0:41:38.200 --> 0:41:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Twenty four to seven?

0:41:39.320 --> 0:41:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Hand holding? So there's a difference between podcasts Jenner and

0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:43.040
<v Speaker 1>work Jenna.

0:41:43.080 --> 0:41:44.840
<v Speaker 2>That's interesting yea, yeah, because when she's in front of

0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:46.440
<v Speaker 2>other people, she feels she has to put on a

0:41:46.480 --> 0:41:50.920
<v Speaker 2>certain yeah character, but in this room she is just

0:41:50.960 --> 0:41:51.520
<v Speaker 2>a cow.

0:41:52.000 --> 0:41:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Did you see someone posting in the group not long

0:41:54.000 --> 0:41:56.520
<v Speaker 1>ago saying just a man in question? It's gonna a

0:41:56.520 --> 0:42:01.880
<v Speaker 1>producer on the show, and I wish.

0:42:00.160 --> 0:42:01.759
<v Speaker 4>Was the first comment. I'm like, no, I'm going to

0:42:01.800 --> 0:42:02.439
<v Speaker 4>shut this down.

0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:06.439
<v Speaker 1>She was jenn was originally that's what she was meant

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<v Speaker 1>to be, but and I just didn't do the work. Left.

0:42:10.719 --> 0:42:11.680
<v Speaker 2>No, she hasn't left.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we read out a review because I actually.

0:42:14.520 --> 0:42:16.920
<v Speaker 2>Got one sent to me, which I thought was so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone said, did you realize that that reviewer has edited

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<v Speaker 2>her review yet again?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah? Hot, diggity dog, what are you doing? Hot Diggie

0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:25.759
<v Speaker 1>dog edits it every single week, I think to get

0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:27.839
<v Speaker 1>a shout out. Well, it's not happening anymore. We put

0:42:27.840 --> 0:42:29.680
<v Speaker 1>our foot down last week. Okay, I'm not reading it

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<v Speaker 1>out now. I'm curious what she said.

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<v Speaker 2>She hasn't changed the body of it the copy. She's

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<v Speaker 2>just downgraded to two stars. What what you know?

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<v Speaker 1>What Hot diggity dickhead, could you please amend that to

0:42:42.040 --> 0:42:42.439
<v Speaker 1>be fair?

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Though, reviews, I guess can be changing because it's not

0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:47.759
<v Speaker 2>like a one off thing, you know, like reviews, your

0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:50.520
<v Speaker 2>opinion on something changes. So maybe she's onto something.

0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:53.680
<v Speaker 1>Why wouldn't she make the words scathing? It's two stars

0:42:53.719 --> 0:42:55.759
<v Speaker 1>and then all this praise. It makes no sense anyway,

0:42:55.800 --> 0:42:56.319
<v Speaker 1>what else is there?

0:42:56.400 --> 0:42:58.480
<v Speaker 2>No people are dumb. Now this is in a review.

0:42:58.520 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 2>But we got a comment on one of our video

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to read out and I'll add them. It

0:43:03.400 --> 0:43:06.319
<v Speaker 2>was our bag four I five. It seems like a

0:43:06.320 --> 0:43:09.480
<v Speaker 2>handsome fellow in the profile picture. Oh nice, cute twink.

0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:11.840
<v Speaker 2>They say the other meats had a glow up. This

0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:13.920
<v Speaker 2>is on one of our reels. The other meats had

0:43:13.920 --> 0:43:15.920
<v Speaker 2>a glow up. Sorry, darling, Mitch, you seem to be

0:43:15.920 --> 0:43:17.000
<v Speaker 2>going the other way.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that you that replied, which Mitch pleads me in clarity.

0:43:21.239 --> 0:43:23.480
<v Speaker 2>I said, who you're calling, fugly clearer with the Mitch's please,

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<v Speaker 2>and they never replied.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't just do that. I have a feeling

0:43:27.239 --> 0:43:29.399
<v Speaker 1>they were insinuating that you've had a glow up and

0:43:29.560 --> 0:43:32.959
<v Speaker 1>I look revolting. I took it because it came from

0:43:33.000 --> 0:43:35.480
<v Speaker 1>my Instagram. I collaborated on the reel, so it was

0:43:35.520 --> 0:43:38.440
<v Speaker 1>my profile and they follow me, so I think they

0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:42.400
<v Speaker 1>were saying to me, the other Mitch looks amazing. You, however,

0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:45.080
<v Speaker 1>as in me. You, however, have gone the other way,

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:48.920
<v Speaker 1>which is really really charming. No, I don't think that's true.

0:43:49.080 --> 0:43:52.759
<v Speaker 1>The one time that I couldn't be bothered doing my hair,

0:43:52.880 --> 0:43:55.440
<v Speaker 1>slapping on a bit of face in the studio, the

0:43:55.480 --> 0:43:57.759
<v Speaker 1>one time I just rolled out of bed chucked on

0:43:57.760 --> 0:43:59.560
<v Speaker 1>a messy butt and a T shirt. And that's for comment.

0:43:59.600 --> 0:44:01.319
<v Speaker 1>I get off on the other way. I'm looking at

0:44:01.360 --> 0:44:03.840
<v Speaker 1>the video glowed it down. I mean, we both I

0:44:03.880 --> 0:44:06.080
<v Speaker 1>think we both are good. You look, but you are slimmer.

0:44:06.080 --> 0:44:08.799
<v Speaker 2>You're the most tone you've ever been, and you know

0:44:08.880 --> 0:44:09.880
<v Speaker 2>I've lost the weight to it.

0:44:09.920 --> 0:44:12.279
<v Speaker 1>But I'm going the other way. Apparently, what's the other way?

0:44:12.320 --> 0:44:13.640
<v Speaker 1>What do they mean? Then you've had a glow up

0:44:13.640 --> 0:44:14.319
<v Speaker 1>and I'm looking worse.

0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:15.360
<v Speaker 2>But that you don't like.

0:44:15.440 --> 0:44:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Factually you don't. Don't listen to the fucking haters or

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:21.359
<v Speaker 1>an idiot. Hang on, Hypothetically, we've switched it, he said

0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:23.480
<v Speaker 1>to me, I've had a glow up. You've however, cheer,

0:44:23.600 --> 0:44:25.560
<v Speaker 1>You've gone the other way, and I'll find where his

0:44:25.600 --> 0:44:27.480
<v Speaker 1>mother lives and I'll kill it. Yeah. I was gonna say,

0:44:27.480 --> 0:44:29.360
<v Speaker 1>now you're at it ude change. If that was me,

0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:31.239
<v Speaker 1>you'd like, don't listen to Charles, and now you're like,

0:44:31.280 --> 0:44:34.600
<v Speaker 1>mother fucker. Hold on, Well, I think fair is fair?

0:44:34.920 --> 0:44:37.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why don't I find his profile and we can

0:44:37.320 --> 0:44:40.360
<v Speaker 2>do a review of what might I don't mind. What

0:44:40.480 --> 0:44:42.200
<v Speaker 2>was the real It was one of our most viral ones.

0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:43.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was the extra medium.

0:44:43.560 --> 0:44:45.319
<v Speaker 2>One constantly going viral these days.

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:48.279
<v Speaker 1>Here we go a bag four. I five followed back.

0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:51.040
<v Speaker 1>I was in Brisbane always it asie listener. So he

0:44:51.080 --> 0:44:51.680
<v Speaker 1>follows you.

0:44:52.080 --> 0:44:54.400
<v Speaker 3>Uh, you call him from Instagram.

0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:56.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm on a couple of Mitch's page. Yeah, let's call it. Yeah,

0:44:56.480 --> 0:44:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Because he never replied clarifying which MITCHI mentioned, I was curious,

0:44:59.360 --> 0:45:00.240
<v Speaker 1>even though I'm pretty.

0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:04.000
<v Speaker 2>His message just in the past. He's just laugh reacted

0:45:04.040 --> 0:45:05.920
<v Speaker 2>to a story. But it's me and the story, so

0:45:05.960 --> 0:45:08.880
<v Speaker 2>maybe he's a cheery likeer Ah.

0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:12.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm just calling him. Are his name's Russell Brown. Oh,

0:45:12.880 --> 0:45:16.600
<v Speaker 1>he's very handsome. I can't take that from him telling me.

0:45:16.640 --> 0:45:17.360
<v Speaker 1>It's on the podcast.

0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:26.160
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I'll turn the camera on because it's me.

0:45:27.120 --> 0:45:34.000
<v Speaker 1>It was Coombs. He crash his car. Russell, He's answered, Hello, Hi, Russell,

0:45:34.040 --> 0:45:35.040
<v Speaker 1>It's Mitch Cheury here.

0:45:35.360 --> 0:45:37.960
<v Speaker 2>We're on the podcast. We're on the podcast. We're not mad,

0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:39.320
<v Speaker 2>we're recording the show.

0:45:39.719 --> 0:45:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Hi. How are you good?

0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:45.040
<v Speaker 6>I'm at work unfortunately.

0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:45.879
<v Speaker 1>Okay, quick question, we'll be quick.

0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:47.680
<v Speaker 2>We just want to know. We saw your comments saying

0:45:47.719 --> 0:45:49.439
<v Speaker 2>one of us has gotten fugly and the other ones

0:45:49.440 --> 0:45:51.840
<v Speaker 2>had to glow up. We're not mad, we're just confused.

0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:53.560
<v Speaker 2>We don't know who you're talking about.

0:45:56.840 --> 0:46:04.880
<v Speaker 1>You have gotten cut and unfortunately, coombsie, yeah the other way. No,

0:46:05.000 --> 0:46:10.000
<v Speaker 1>go on and finish his sentence. I insist, thank you

0:46:10.040 --> 0:46:21.480
<v Speaker 1>for blocked the bastard. Gone on that gorgeous twink. I

0:46:21.480 --> 0:46:23.000
<v Speaker 1>don't even know what it looks like, Mitchell.

0:46:23.080 --> 0:46:24.880
<v Speaker 2>He was hiding his face on. Let me tell you.

0:46:24.920 --> 0:46:26.960
<v Speaker 2>All I could see was his hair. It's receding.

0:46:27.239 --> 0:46:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Also, it's mine. I can't really oh that. Wow, there

0:46:31.160 --> 0:46:31.560
<v Speaker 1>you go.

0:46:32.320 --> 0:46:34.799
<v Speaker 2>God he's got some He's brazen, isn't he.

0:46:34.960 --> 0:46:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I'd love that. It was brave enough to comment that,

0:46:38.120 --> 0:46:41.720
<v Speaker 1>but also doubled down when questioned again. And he didn't

0:46:41.719 --> 0:46:45.000
<v Speaker 1>seem to hesitate or feel bad. Wow, that's really funny.

0:46:46.040 --> 0:46:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh God, Well it doesn't follow me.

0:46:47.640 --> 0:46:50.320
<v Speaker 5>So when you say to people who leave a comment,

0:46:50.400 --> 0:46:51.759
<v Speaker 5>I'll say that to me in real life.

0:46:52.000 --> 0:46:53.480
<v Speaker 4>He really did.

0:46:53.560 --> 0:46:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well he didn't actually say anything. It goes and

0:46:56.360 --> 0:47:01.200
<v Speaker 1>the other Mitch, Yeah, that was it. So how am.

0:47:01.160 --> 0:47:05.120
<v Speaker 2>I to interpret that the definition of a bitchy gay? Mitchell?

0:47:05.239 --> 0:47:06.719
<v Speaker 2>You were gorgeous and you were beautiful.

0:47:06.800 --> 0:47:07.319
<v Speaker 1>You know that.

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:11.120
<v Speaker 2>You know, if I wasn't tied up, if you weren't

0:47:11.120 --> 0:47:13.839
<v Speaker 2>tied up, and Sean died in a tragic crash, offer

0:47:13.840 --> 0:47:15.520
<v Speaker 2>your sympathy and I'd come over to bake dinner and

0:47:15.560 --> 0:47:17.080
<v Speaker 2>I'd help. And then one night my hand to be

0:47:17.160 --> 0:47:19.360
<v Speaker 2>on your knee. The next week you're watching Netflix, and

0:47:19.360 --> 0:47:21.879
<v Speaker 2>then by the end of the night, well, Isabella would

0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:23.160
<v Speaker 2>be locked out of the room. Let's just put it

0:47:23.160 --> 0:47:23.439
<v Speaker 2>that way.

0:47:23.800 --> 0:47:29.440
<v Speaker 1>This assuming that Steven is also perceived Sean died.

0:47:29.840 --> 0:47:32.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, if Sean died and I wasn't locked up,

0:47:33.120 --> 0:47:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh right, that's also not a good phrase. I'm not

0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:37.319
<v Speaker 2>locked up, I'm consensually.

0:47:38.600 --> 0:47:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Falling. Isn't it interesting anyway? I'm so glad we got

0:47:43.719 --> 0:47:46.879
<v Speaker 1>to the bottom of that. Don't I still eating my cake?

0:47:46.880 --> 0:47:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll make you for better. I've got to complain

0:47:48.440 --> 0:47:49.840
<v Speaker 2>about my radio show this week.

0:47:50.200 --> 0:47:51.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, I've listened to Mitch for years and have

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<v Speaker 2>enjoyed him thoroughly, but he turned out to be a

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<v Speaker 2>right royal.

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<v Speaker 1>Ca Oh okay, what the sewet? Because I was rude

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<v Speaker 1>to her on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>She wanted tablet and she couldn't care less.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she didn't give you the where I'm so excited

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<v Speaker 1>reaction you wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't even that. She was like, oh cool, thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I had someone on Nova novense that's a right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was listening to the rival. I heard someone in

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<v Speaker 1>over there that I win ten thousand dollars and they

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<v Speaker 1>were so underwhelmed, and I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not even from a radio production. Point of

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<v Speaker 1>view where I'm like, oh, shit, caller. I'm like, as

0:48:23.960 --> 0:48:25.960
<v Speaker 1>a listener, that is so awkward to listen to it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's it's like, thang, we're making it awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a little hack and insider. Jenny, you can attest

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<v Speaker 2>to this if you want to win something on the radio,

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<v Speaker 2>just like pretend you're on add drugs. Just go ham.

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<v Speaker 2>We want you to sound insane, Like we truly want

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<v Speaker 2>you to sound insane.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to sound like a perky fuck with Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you were rude to this iPad winner were her phone

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<v Speaker 1>line was terrible and she wasn't nice.

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<v Speaker 2>So I said, banner from the show to my team,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I said, honestly, that's really pissed me off.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not impressed with that.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, don't give you the iPad. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>give it the tablet, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So to me, it's obvious that you're just fucking about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was teaching.

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<v Speaker 3>I was teaching, and to be honest, she doesn't deserve it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, and it was a tablet.

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<v Speaker 1>So she made a complaint, Yeah, full oncome white. They

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<v Speaker 1>had to be investigated.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what do you mean, Well, when I get a

0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:10.680
<v Speaker 2>complaint that it needs to be investigated, because if she

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<v Speaker 2>just emails, it's the station.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct. Oh so she went full communication media authority on you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>holy shit, Baby's Birth Act complaint congulation.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice. Well certainly not the last.

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<v Speaker 2>No fingers crossed. Well, this has been a really nice

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<v Speaker 2>pig week. I've really enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not over yet, babee. What's happened a whole

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<v Speaker 1>fucking Wednesday? Oh you're right?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, Oh my god, its crocan bush out his whole.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't get it out quick enough that I can?

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon that sour ship you gave me the sour

0:49:44.680 --> 0:49:47.520
<v Speaker 1>prawn cake. Has it really knocked me around? I went

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<v Speaker 1>feral for about ten minutes and now I'm come crushing,

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<v Speaker 1>come crashing down. Oh, oh my god, I'm for my dexies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>And Mitchell, can you please taste a twinkie? They were

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<v Speaker 2>twenty dollars for that box. Try a twinkie, Stephen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I couldn't constantly Why no, Jenny, you have them?

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<v Speaker 1>Possibly I bought them, I know, but like I already

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<v Speaker 1>feel ill? What's wrong with me?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't we all share one twinkie?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll have a bite of a twink Okay, here's

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<v Speaker 1>the twinkies. So twinkies are I'm just gonna have Mydexis

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<v Speaker 1>as well. That's keep me going. Dwinkies are buy Hostess.

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<v Speaker 1>They're a famous American candy. I think everyone knows what

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<v Speaker 1>a twinki is. That for the Australian listen, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you even explain them? Though? They're like a little music

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<v Speaker 1>bar made of cake with cream and shit in the middle. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a little cream button but it's full of preservatives.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually feel sick as looking at it. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not even lying. Well, I had for breakfast today was

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<v Speaker 1>an apple because I was like, I need some fruit

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<v Speaker 1>in meat because after pig week. Oh fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's a banana twinkie.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that changes everything I'll have done. Do you want banana? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, I love banana flavors. It smells like a bait. Really.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's oily? Are you Mitchell? Thanks? Here we go, cheers.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not going to all eat it one. That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, what do you reckon? When compared the honeycake?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't gonna have mine just doesn't hold a flame.

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<v Speaker 1>What a banana right now? Oh? That's beautiful. Actually, do

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<v Speaker 1>you like her? Yeah? Really? You got bana real nice fuck. Eh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a banana milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is like a banana milkshake. Oh yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>need that's delicious. Now you have to try a cry

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<v Speaker 2>Baby milk wax bottle sour cap. Oh sorry, I really

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<v Speaker 2>want to try one of these.

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<v Speaker 1>You passing me a cry Baby sour mini drinks? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it actual liquid? Yeah? I want to read one inside

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<v Speaker 1>a tiny little bottle.

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<v Speaker 2>The American listeners will know about this. We don't have

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<v Speaker 2>them in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>It just looks like what you'd get, say, sauce in

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<v Speaker 1>for your sishi. Yeah, little fish.

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<v Speaker 2>So apparently what you do is you bite here we go,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>You bite the top. It's a wax. You bite the top.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you just do? Bit in the top, bite

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<v Speaker 1>the top.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you bite a hole in the bottom as

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<v Speaker 2>an air vent and then you work now or you

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<v Speaker 2>can just suck it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it edible? The bit you bite at the top. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>did you just put the whole bottle in your mouth?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You eat the bottle as well? Are you sure you

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<v Speaker 1>don't swallow the wax? You just spit it out there? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fucked up. I'm not swallowing the wax. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>putting it in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>There.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's horrible.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's foul.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really really sour. Oh yuck, you've just pulled the

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<v Speaker 1>wax out of your mouth. Now I'm misophobic. That's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything that's just taken place. Can I have a red one?

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<v Speaker 1>I really want another one? Do you want to finish mine? Yeah? Fine,

0:52:33.600 --> 0:52:37.560
<v Speaker 1>haven't it? That is future? Remember those brain liquors you

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<v Speaker 1>get from the canteen. It's like that, but instead of

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<v Speaker 1>just doing a roll on on your tongue, you just

0:52:41.320 --> 0:52:46.080
<v Speaker 1>scull the whole thing. That's file. Stop putting the wax

0:52:46.080 --> 0:52:51.759
<v Speaker 1>in your mouth. That's so unsettling, delicious. Really, why did

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<v Speaker 1>you get all this sour shit? Come on, Jennet, just

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<v Speaker 1>do a shot. It's your birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, that's really it's like medicine.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm not gonna waste it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's yuck.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a bit here. Okay, I'm wrapping this shit up.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you guys aren't making any effort to describe what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing. I'm like, the listeners are very confused.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like a cow, a cow cow God.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that was great. They were delicious. I really like those.

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<v Speaker 2>If you like sour, you'll really like those.

0:53:24.880 --> 0:53:27.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't like sour, And thereby I fucking despise that.

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<v Speaker 2>I need water.

0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:30.480
<v Speaker 1>I feel so dehydrated. I've got a bit if you

0:53:30.520 --> 0:53:30.960
<v Speaker 1>want some to.

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<v Speaker 2>Get I've got a bottle out there. Let's wrap the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for listening, so I don't forget. Our merg

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<v Speaker 2>is available, and it's already arrived for some of our

0:53:37.520 --> 0:53:39.880
<v Speaker 2>beautiful idiots that have purchased a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>DOT can't help them if it's a few more five

0:53:42.239 --> 0:53:45.239
<v Speaker 1>year anniversary ears to it inspired design selling because we

0:53:45.280 --> 0:53:46.680
<v Speaker 1>are having a bit of a competition.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're you're the squeaky wheel gets the most.

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<v Speaker 1>Seeing more photos of the ear. It's one I designed

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<v Speaker 1>as opposed to the arm with idiot ones. But I

0:53:55.280 --> 0:53:57.160
<v Speaker 1>know over in fact people have ordered the iromed idiot ones.

0:53:57.239 --> 0:53:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Well they have, they just haven't posted photos.

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<v Speaker 2>The Army idiot ones are fun, they're cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Wear it.

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<v Speaker 2>You can wear it out and about and people will

0:54:03.760 --> 0:54:05.840
<v Speaker 2>be like funny, like you you're an idiot. But then

0:54:05.880 --> 0:54:08.080
<v Speaker 2>it's like a deeply coded no. I listened to this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you've scratch the surface a bit, totally.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, let's go. We'll see you very soon

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<v Speaker 2>for pig Week Piglet episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on. We hope this podcast made you for at

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<v Speaker 1>least two percent better today. That's all, just two percent,

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<v Speaker 1>so we do, all right, Thanks hate for listening, Fucking idiots,

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<v Speaker 1>Happy pigwak, Tappy pig enjoying pigging out. So ya o

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<v Speaker 1>is it just me?

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<v Speaker 4>A podcast by a couple of meches.

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