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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: NINMI need some people to call right now on thirteen

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Speaker 2: one oh sixty five. If you have recently lost a

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Speaker 2: tooth or you've got a wobbly one, call us, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 2: That's the number, because gee whiz, Will I want to

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Speaker 2: talk about the tooth Fairy because I'm just starting to

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Speaker 2: be of the opinion that she's running a wrought.

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Speaker 1: Where does she live? Where does she reside?

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Speaker 3: The tooth Fairy in a magical far away land?

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Speaker 1: Okay, magical far away land.

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Speaker 2: My question to you is this, Will, does the magical

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Speaker 2: far away land also copy the impacts of things such

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Speaker 2: as inflation?

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Speaker 4: And I don't think anything.

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Speaker 3: I don't think anything say from inflation what I've learned

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Speaker 3: over my time?

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Speaker 1: So how much is inflation?

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Speaker 3: I just ask what's bringing on your concern?

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Speaker 2: Because Will Well, a young girl, has written an aggressive

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Speaker 2: note to the tooth Fairy. She's basically said, dear tooth Fairy,

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Speaker 2: can I please have twenty five bucks?

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Speaker 1: I want more than last time, or else I will.

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Speaker 4: Be mad twenty five dollars for tooth?

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Speaker 2: Angry face now, but I just think it for a

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Speaker 2: tooth because twenty five bucks seems outrageous.

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Speaker 4: That's for a whole set.

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Speaker 3: Surely that seems that's for the box set.

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Speaker 1: It seems like a lot.

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Speaker 2: But I think she's forced the children to, you know,

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Speaker 2: make bold requests like twenty five dollars because she's been

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Speaker 2: underpaying us for far too long.

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Speaker 1: How much do you think?

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Speaker 4: I can't help that?

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Speaker 3: Your your fascination with the money, the fiscal impurities of

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Speaker 3: the tooth Fairy. I like fairness will come from the

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Speaker 3: fact that you're about to have a child.

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Speaker 4: You're interested all of a sudden, aren't you.

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Speaker 2: Of course I am, Well, I'm going to have a

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Speaker 2: little girl who's going to be dealing with this tooth

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Speaker 2: Fairy at some point, and I want her, my little girl,

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Speaker 2: to be making good cash off the.

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Speaker 3: Tooth How much, okay, interesting? How much do you think?

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Speaker 1: Well, not twenty five, I wouldn't say twenty.

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Speaker 3: How much do you think the tooth fairy should be giving?

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Speaker 3: Because I was, this is something I'll have to come

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Speaker 3: up against them. We're both fathers or just about to

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Speaker 3: be fathers. What do you what do you think is.

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Speaker 2: A fair amount for a tooth? When I was a kid,

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Speaker 2: gold coin, wasn't it so she was doing gold coins.

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Speaker 2: We're talking twenty years ago. She's doing gold coins now,

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Speaker 2: adjusting for things such as inflation, interest rates, her up,

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Speaker 2: et cetera. COVID that would have hit her in the

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Speaker 2: far away land, no doubt about it.

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Speaker 1: But I had difficulties.

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Speaker 3: Oh you think COVID got them well, magical land.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think non contact pickup of teeth, that's costs,

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Speaker 2: antibacterial wipes, et cetera.

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Speaker 1: I take her to five dollars, you go at five.

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Speaker 1: I think five bucks.

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Speaker 3: Is you know, like, you know that you're a far

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Speaker 3: You're you're a tight ass. There's there's no there's no

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Speaker 3: hiding or escaping that. You're strangely proud of that.

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Speaker 1: I little girl will also be a tighter sure she

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Speaker 1: will be.

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Speaker 3: I don't think a gold coin is like, I don't

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Speaker 3: think that's all that bad.

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Speaker 1: You think it should be a gold coin.

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Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I'm weirdly underneath you in this that

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Speaker 3: I feel like gold coin is should be pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 3: No, I think gold coin for a tooth, like the

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Speaker 3: tooth decays, it dies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but we don't know what she's doing with them

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Speaker 3: I reckon if if my little girl's not happy with

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Speaker 3: a gold coin. I'd be like, well, geez, yeah, for me,

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Speaker 3: that's screams of.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I'd be sitting down and saying, you

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Speaker 4: A small gold coin.

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Speaker 3: For a two dollar coin ion, that's that's premot for mine.

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Speaker 4: Note you want the tooth free to drop a note?

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Speaker 1: Five dollars? Yeah, I think five dollars is reasonable. Why

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Speaker 1: need to hear from the kids, though, thirty one oh

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Speaker 1: six five is our number.

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Speaker 2: Kids, if you've recently lost a tooth, or you've got

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Speaker 2: a wobbly one, give us a call. I want to

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Speaker 2: hear what you think your tooth is worth to the

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Speaker 2: tooth fairy?

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Speaker 3: What's the tooth fairy offering these days? I am still

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Speaker 3: the opinion that the gold coin suffices. And I don't

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Speaker 3: want to sound too old here of woods. Yes, but

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Speaker 3: but I but you and I were talking about lunch orders.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and just to show the impacts of inflation, which

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Speaker 2: is very linked to this story, So two dollars used

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Speaker 2: to get me in my lunch order a sausage roll,

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Speaker 2: a cheesy.

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Speaker 4: Popcorn, and a big m Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So so two dollars was like, so, maybe that's why.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying that the tooth fairy should be paying five

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Speaker 2: dollars now for teeth, because if when you were a child.

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Speaker 3: Put five bucks on a lunch order, get you a

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Speaker 3: sausage roll, a big m and a cheesy popcorn. George,

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Speaker 3: you're fifteen years younger than us. The five bucks, get

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Speaker 3: that for out no mind, make it some wo.

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Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 1: Five dollars.

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Speaker 2: No, you'd probably get yourself a pie and maybe like

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Speaker 2: a can of soft drink.

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Speaker 3: So maybe it is so if we use the lunch

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Speaker 3: order as the metric to measure how much the tooth

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Speaker 3: Fairy should give, maybe she's giving ten bucks of tooth woods.

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Speaker 2: I actually think it's a joke that if she would

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Speaker 2: ever drop just to go coin these.

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Speaker 3: Days, so that'd be that'd be a crap tooth.

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Speaker 1: It had to be. It'd be a bung tooth.

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Speaker 4: Maybe like a hole in it or something. Yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: Does she actually value the teeth based on how good

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Speaker 1: they look?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Yeah right. I mean I didn't realize.

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Speaker 3: That Tony Jones those teeth, Oh bloody, how priceless.

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Speaker 4: They're in They're up in lights.

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Speaker 3: She's got post magical for those teeth.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, thirty one six five.

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Speaker 2: We want to speak to some of the kids out

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Speaker 2: there who have got a couple of wobbly is the

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Speaker 2: reason we're talking about it.

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Speaker 1: By the way, there's a there's.

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Speaker 2: A young girl who thinks she deserves twenty five bucks

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Speaker 2: for her teeth.

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Speaker 4: Let's go I reckon.

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Speaker 3: I'd yeah, I'd punish my child if she thought that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's too much. Let's got an abby here.

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Speaker 4: Abby, that's poor character.

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Speaker 1: Abby. You lost a tooth two days ago?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I did?

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Speaker 1: Okay? How much? How much did the tooth fairy give

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Speaker 1: you for the tooth?

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Speaker 3: I got a two dollar coin?

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Speaker 2: Wow, Sea and the tooth fairy, oh, left aush.

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Speaker 1: She's sort of coupled up the deal there because because.

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Speaker 4: The toothbrush is probably worth fifteen bucks.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen bucks, what is wrong with you if.

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Speaker 3: It's an electric It was an electric toothbrush, was an

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Speaker 3: electric toothbrush.

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Speaker 2: It was just a normal So, Abby, were you happy

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Speaker 2: with that amount of loot for your tooth?

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Speaker 1: A toothbrush and two bucks?

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Speaker 2: I would like some more money from the tooth fairy?

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Speaker 1: So so, how.

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Speaker 2: Much would you do you think is fair and reasonable

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Speaker 2: in today's economic landscape? Like maybe five or ten dollars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're on the money, Abby, thanks to

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Speaker 4: Very good.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm starting to think that ten bucks is

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Speaker 3: about right.

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Speaker 1: You've gone to ten. I'm still thinking.

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Speaker 4: I'm using a lunch autometric. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Are you doing maths over there?

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Speaker 3: This is on my brain at the moment because my

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Speaker 3: child's going to have to start negotiating very max is

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Speaker 3: going to have to start negotiating very shortly with the

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Speaker 3: tooth fairy, and you know, I'm going to sit her

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Speaker 3: down and I think if we can show adequately that

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Speaker 3: she deserves ten dollars.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, and then you know, she could have a

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Speaker 4: crack at it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's got to Scarlet here, Scarlet, you lost a

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Speaker 2: Huh did you lose a tooth recently?

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Speaker 1: Scarlet?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I did?

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Speaker 4: Which one did you lose?

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Speaker 3: Charlotte?

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Speaker 4: Ah, Scarlet?

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Speaker 3: Even one in the front.

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Speaker 4: That's a big that's a valued tooth. So, Scarlet, what's

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Speaker 4: a hot piece?

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Speaker 1: How much money did the tooth fairy pay you for

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Speaker 1: that tooth?

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Speaker 3: Jeez, geez, Scarlet.

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Speaker 2: Scarlet, is that what you thought you were going to

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Speaker 2: get for you for your tooth?

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Speaker 4: Now? I thought I was just start like silent or

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Speaker 4: like saw yeah five or four.

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Speaker 2: The tooth fairy just not have the adequate change and

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Speaker 2: maybe decided that they had to clay down.

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Speaker 4: Scarlet, What are you going to do?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 4: Twenty dollars? That's a lot of money? Is that the

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, richie rich over there?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 4: So what are you going to How much money have

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Speaker 4: you got, Scarlet?

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Speaker 3: If you don't, I know that's a bit of a

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Speaker 3: personal question, But how much money have you got?

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Speaker 4: I have twenty dollars? Oh? So it was it was

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Speaker 4: the bulk.

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Speaker 3: It was the bulk injection to the account. Right, okay,

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Speaker 3: so it is a lot of money too, right, okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: No, fair enough, fair enough, So you've got more than

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Speaker 4: so what are you going to do with it?

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Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 4: That's that's that's the question. Twenty dollars and fifty cents?

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Speaker 4: What does that get you? Is that going to a

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Speaker 4: lunch order? Or what are you doing with it?

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Speaker 2: I might get a raid blocks toilet.

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Speaker 1: It I had toilet.

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Speaker 4: No, No, she's getting a what are you getting, Scarlet? O?

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Speaker 2: Toy?

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Speaker 4: A toy toy? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, nice and broad.

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Speaker 4: I don't think we're really showing our age. What was

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Speaker 4: the what was the toy?

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Speaker 3: Scarlet?

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna try what you're talking about, pour pants,

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Speaker 4: road block the roadblocks toy? Nice roadblocks, not roadblocks. You

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Speaker 4: running rings around us right now? All right? Thanks the

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Speaker 4: cool scarlet.

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Speaker 3: Hey scarlet one, you can have yourself farm one hundred

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Speaker 3: bucks worth.

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Speaker 4: Of red rooster as well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's yours right now, you're done with that?

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