WEBVTT - FULL: Africa Time 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.840 Question. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:07.960 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. It's 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:09.160 a big, big who ha. 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:12.440 Don't look at me like that like I'm crazy. 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.640 I did not call the vault. Don't take this to 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:16.520 the other side. Mom. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:19.920 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:20.720 Good morning. 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:22.600 It's a Christian O'Connell show on Gold. 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:24.320 Good morning, Jackie Boy Morning, Christian. 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:28.280 No Patsy today. Patsy isn't very well. Actually she's off 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:31.440 today unless you're coming in a Friends of rom T shirt. Today. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:36.040 It's like doing a TV show with a student and 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:40.000 you think this is not an angry one of that. 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:44.040 It's a it's a man in a skull. It's just 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:47.880 a skeleton holding a footing ball wrestling with another man. 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:50.880 It's an aggressive it's an aggressive look. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.599 Patsy is a way. It's the Boys Show, Christian. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:57.800 The Boys as a grill team on Triple Am Boys Only. 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:01.160 You'll love this. So yesterday, the last two days we've 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:02.800 had no Wi Fi in the house, and when you've 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:05.360 got teenagers and even as adults, it's like there's been 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:10.000 no oxygen. Okay, because they could even watch anything. Did 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.160 you go, well, you just have to watch something that 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:13.760 we've downloaded. 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:16.320 Or or heaven forbid, free to air television. 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:19.880 Yes, yes, they doesn't show someone free to wear. They 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.160 don't watch free to air. So anyway, we've had no 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:24.679 Wi Fi and it's been a nightmare. And so I 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:26.520 don't know in your house, So you the head of it. 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:30.560 My wife seems to think that I know so much 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:33.319 about it. So we have a guy that sometimes we 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:36.360 get out to help with it. Promise right, he's called David. 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:39.280 I was panicking yesterday. I wasn't getting anywhere. We're calling 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:43.240 the helpline for my TV and internet provider. I won't 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:43.800 name them though. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:47.480 They were just used calling anyone these days. Just don't 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:49.520 do it. I would rather just start a whole new 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:51.760 like go to a whole new internet provider than calling. 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:55.280 So Sunday it was an hour talking this person, right, 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:58.320 and they said we're going to monitor your WiFi for 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:00.960 the next I said that it doesn't work. She said, 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.320 we can't send you a new modem between monitor everything 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:04.240 for the next twenty four hours. 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:04.720 Right. 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:07.480 I called again yesterday to speak to someone. They went, oh, 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:10.160 that person spoke to They close your case file, said 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:13.240 there was no problem. I was like, I wasted an 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:16.560 hour yesterday. So anyway, I call this David guy, leave 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.079 him a voicemail gut naming the problem, and I was 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.000 just like droning on. I was like, of course, sons, 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:24.400 so they've been shiit, they're rubbish. I can't do this. 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:26.399 We can't do that when the kids is off six 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:28.920 she needs to get on zoom. It's really important. So anyway, 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:30.960 David calls back, and as I'm shouting to her, thinking 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.720 this ain't the right David, I realized this is this David. 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:36.000 It's the number I have who is a senior teacher 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:38.480 at one of my kids' school. And he calls back 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:42.080 out of politeness, going oh, hi, Christian, is a problem 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.840 with your WiFi? Right? You know, anyone don't want to 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:50.040 appear an idiot. I go, hey, David, isn't it David? 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:51.840 And I got hang on a minute. There's just a 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:52.960 problem at the front door. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:54.520 I hang up when I go, not. 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:55.160 The right David. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:56.000 We've got to buy time. 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:59.240 It's not the right David. He's a teacher at the school. 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:04.079 He must think I'm crazy. Why would I call him headmaster? 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.359 It's mister o'coln again for you. He doesn't know what 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.480 that third channel is for on this washing machine. I'll 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.359 call him right back. I'll call him right back. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.280 Your theory, I guess is like he's a teacher, teachers 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.760 students the next generation. He must be smart. He will 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:16.839 know about Wi Fi. 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.280 I was so embarrassed I couldn't even call him back 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:22.560 to say wrong David. Right, so I just texting sorry, 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:25.200 it's the wrong David, But thank you so much. What 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.760 great service that you'll holp out a bit of the 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:29.400 fees we play. I mean he should come around sort 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.600 out the Wi Fi as well. Jackie boy, what happened 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:32.280 to you yesterday? 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:32.560 Oh? 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:35.160 You know the team got us all bagels yesterday after 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:36.600 the show, which was a lovely gest. 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:37.680 Yes, the boss did this. 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:41.480 Yeah, they got me a whole meal bagel. I noticed 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:43.200 the rest of you guys were eating white bagels. 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:43.560 Yeah. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:47.600 I just think you'd ask for it for dietary needs. 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:49.920 I would never ask whole meal. I actually don't think 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:52.640 anyone prefers whole meal to white, especially in a bagel, 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:54.240 because it's an already dense bread. 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:56.400 It's too much bread. 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:58.839 When you add the healthiness of whole meal in there. Yeah, 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.560 it's actually not an enjoyer. Well, no, I'm sorry to 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:02.760 say I threw half mine away. 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:05.280 I don't blame you. It's the bagel. There's only one 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.160 bag or don't have a bagel, it's the white one. 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:08.440 You have to go for the white one. 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:13.160 Tom, who is the great producer, he's actually nominated for 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:15.520 a very special radio award. He was in charge of 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:18.440 getting his bagels. Why'd you get me a whole meal bagel? 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:21.480 Tom? Let's give Tom a right to play. Why do 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:22.880 you what does jat look like? A whole meal guy? 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:27.919 I honestly don't really remember ordering a whole meal bagel. 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:31.360 Specifically, you would have had to go like bagel, bagel, bagel, 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:32.200 Jack's one. 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:35.880 I think they sort of because it was a salmon bagel. 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:38.520 They just thought, our whole meal is a rye is 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:42.000 a bit of accompaniment to salmon. Maybe they've seen salmon 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:43.440 and God and this guy is trying to be healthy. 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:44.440 Maybe one whole meal. 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:44.680 Yeah. 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:46.719 I went to bag like, are you eating this morning? 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:49.880 I said, well, technically yes, but. 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:56.400 Not going home from school And all the canteen had 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:59.960 was whole Well technically yes. Now one you're in there, 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.440 friends of rom T shirt. He's angry with the world. 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:06.400 My question this morning would be, does anybody actually prefer 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.680 whole meal bread then white bread? I know some people 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:11.839 choose it for a healthier option, but do you prefer 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:13.799 the taste? I doubt we get any. 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.800 Calls I think that. And the way to answer this 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.000 honest is when you're on your own and they go, 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:19.560 what type of bread do you want? I mean, with 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:21.520 you with you at the half, I always have to 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.200 go a whole meal rights. I was like, hey, you 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:25.159 know that white so it's not quite as healthy for you. 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.040 We've got to be easier, I age. But when there's 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:29.039 no one around, I do this move. When they go, 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:31.880 I go, I can weigh up all the auctions like 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.680 it's a freak occurrence. I'd ever ask for a white bread, 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:36.880 even a white bread toasty. You don't have a whole 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.960 meal toasty. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:39.599 When the way it goes, whole meal are white and 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.760 you go you know exactly what you're getting, but you go, hmm, 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.720 you know what, This morning, I might do whitebread. 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:50.520 Heard talking about this white bread. I think I'd like 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:52.479 to try that for the first time ever. All right, 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:56.240 could stop this morning. Does anyone actually genuinely like whole Mill. 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:01.880 You're listening to the Questian Okyl show whole mild bread? 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:04.919 Does anyone actually like it? Or did you pretend to 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:08.160 like it to appear healthy? Nine four one four one 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.680 o four three whole well bread only feels like it 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.359 came along in there like mid nineties. Before that was 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:14.240 only of a white bread. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.440 Now, I didn't even know about whole meal bread when 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:18.560 I was a kid. That's how much tiptop we ate. 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:22.880 Wendy, good morning, Good morning, Christian. 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:23.559 How are you guys? 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:24.120 Are we good? 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:24.520 Wendy? 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.680 And I hope you're will so? Whole meal. 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:31.400 Jack, Jack, I've got to tell you, why would you 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.480 eat anything other than whole meal? 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:37.440 Because white white bed better. 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:41.880 No, white bread is what you don't know any better. 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.880 But it's so heavy going whole mill. Even though a 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.280 whole meal sandwich is only nice for the first half 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.279 of it, you can never have the whole sandwhich is 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:51.599 too much granary in there. 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:56.360 No, it's just tasty and yummy, and it's just a 0:06:56.440 --> 0:07:00.800 really good taste. White bridge is starchy and it's bulky. 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:04.240 But if you're having a toasty you'd go white bread toasty, 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:04.720 wouldn't you. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:06.960 I never eat white bread. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:08.960 I hate the story about sour dough. 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:13.800 Anything sour dough, rye bread, whole meal. 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:16.400 For sour dough, the great sour dough. 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:20.000 I would anything over white bread. As long as it's 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:21.880 not white, I will happily eat it. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.800 You might have been too long since you've tasted white bread. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:26.640 By the sounds, I would say, go back this week, 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:27.000 and then. 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:30.920 You're a you're a DENI. 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:33.679 You're on the dark side. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.840 No, Wendy, have a good day, thanks for calling. 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:39.160 Thanks bye, Linda. 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:39.920 Good morning, Linda. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:41.800 Hi. 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:44.560 Wholemeal bread all the way. 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.400 The only people in our family who eat white bread 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:49.520 is kids. 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:53.160 I don't know why it's being seen as a kids. 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.840 Adults can happily enjoy white bread. 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:57.440 It's so good. 0:07:58.680 --> 0:07:58.960 Nah. 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:01.559 Nah, wholemeal taste better. 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.679 You don't give whole meal to your kids, do you, Linda. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:08.040 I'll try that one because it's too heavy. 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:10.600 It's too heavy. All right, Linda, thank you very much. 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:11.440 You called well. 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:14.400 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.560 Time now to read some of your emails. We call 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:19.120 these late Laparty. You can email the shower anything you've 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.680 heard us talking about. Yesterday, we were talking about the 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:25.680 mating story about two airline pilots. Who fell asleep and 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:28.280 missed their landing of the plane that they were flying 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:31.040 with three hundred passengers. So we're looking for your stories, Abo, 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:40.000 where have you fallen asleep late? These are some great 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:42.240 stories about where you've fallen asleep. First up, we have 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:45.520 and Christian. I fell asleep on more than one occasion 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:48.959 being a pillium passenger on the motorbike with my husband. 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:51.680 I understand the do that you're traveling, you've got to 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:55.720 hang on, you got to die. I would not my 0:08:55.840 --> 0:09:00.480 helmet against his as a lolled into sleep, and if 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:02.640 that didn't jolp me awake, my husband would reach back 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:05.160 and have to poke me in the legs to keep 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:09.360 me awake. That's from Anne Christian years ago my younger days, 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:11.480 I went out on a weeknight and ended up being 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:13.480 a lot later than I planned. Instead of going home, 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.520 I decided to go into going into work, and sleeping 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:19.800 at work is a terrible idea. Instead of going home, 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:22.320 then I went into work. I then worked in a hospital. 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:25.000 I thought I'd sneak into a quiet side room, knowing 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.679 that nobody went in there during night shift. There was 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.480 a comfort little couch in there. I sneaked and unnoticed 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:32.520 and set my alarm so as not to be discovered. 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.520 After a few hours, I woke up with the early 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.640 morning sun coming in through the blind. It was then 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:39.679 that I'd realized I've been sleeping with a deceased in 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:42.840 a body bag in the same room as this small room. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:47.520 Oh God, oh Julie, oh Jude, that is the stuff 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:53.160 of nightmares. Christian Cook here many yearsy eyes that manage 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:55.040 a strip club here in Melbourne. My job of the 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.360 time was to run the music and stage lights for 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:58.679 the live shows, and all that had to do with 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:01.920 it was to keep the spotlight on the lady dancing. Unfortunately, 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.000 after a couple of days doing double shifts, we could 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:05.719 all feel out what he did did a couple of 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:07.319 days are doing double shifts. I've fort a sleep in 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:10.440 the lighting booths, standing up holding the spotlight. Next ting 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.920 I remember was one of the dancers tapping me on 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:18.599 the heads asking me if I was boring her. That's 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.760 from Cook, because so many years ago I worked two jobs, 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:24.560 and one was a bouncer at nightclub. It was the 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.880 Eastern long weekend, so I worked four days and four nights, 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.000 hardly in a sleep. On the Monday night, and four him. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:32.040 I kicked a guy out. I just started to lean 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.440 against the front door of the nightclub. I was starting 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.600 to feel the effects of no sleep. Next thing, I've 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:38.880 fallen asleep standing up and the guy I just kicked 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:41.760 out stumbled his way back inside. The manager was watching 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:43.839 the whole thing on the camera and was fuming and 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.320 fire me afterwards. I loved the idea of the dough, 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.960 but that did not happen to Swayze in Roadhouse. And 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:53.080 there comes from Aidan who reckons she's falling asleep in 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:55.720 the shower whilst the water was running. I don't know 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:57.240 how you do that, all right, If you've got any 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:00.200 more stories about where you've fallen asleep like those, we'd 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:00.719 love to hear them. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.960 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.000 Jack and I just been debating how many D'SE fans 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.000 are going actually going to get tickets for next Friday 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:12.800 night huge game at the MCG against the Swans. You know, 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:15.280 and all those these fans who said, you know, we 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:18.600 couldn't see the grand fine at the MCG. This is 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:20.720 your moment. I'd like to think it will sell out, 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:22.679 but now I'm starting to have doubts whether my fellow 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.200 D's fans will simply just choose to watch on TV 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:26.439 and not show up next. 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:27.839 No doubt it will be a big game. But you 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.800 got an interstate team and a team of where their 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:32.880 supporters don't show up to the ground, So I'm not 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:33.960 sure it's going to be a seller. 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:36.040 I hope it is all right. We're talking about where 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:39.120 did you fall asleep? Christian? I'm a sparky. I fell 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:42.080 asleep in a roof other week, woke up around four 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:44.920 point thirty pm. I guess actually warm and snugly up 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:48.400 there with all that lagging and insulation. That's a perfect 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:52.040 sort of hiding place. Oh that's a great idea, Anthony, 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.040 Thank you very much. So we're looking for your stories today. 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:56.600 Where have you fallen asleep? Nine four one four one 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:57.400 oh four three? 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:01.200 Sam? 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:05.160 Here we go? Hello, yep, strong stime. Hello Sam. 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:05.560 You're right? 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:06.680 Hey mate? 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:08.199 How you doing? You're talking? 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:11.400 No? No, no, no, no're talking to you. That's Sam and Sam. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:12.600 Where did you fall asleep? Mate? 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:14.560 I fell asleep walking the dog. 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:17.920 How tired have you got to be? Where you can 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:19.520 fall asleep walking the dog? 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:21.200 I was jet lagged. 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:23.440 It was immediately after a flight home from Africa. 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:27.840 So what sort of midwalk like early in the water 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:29.760 you fall asleep whilst walking? 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:33.320 Yeah, yeah, midwalk middle of the day, because Africa time, 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:36.760 that was like three am kind of thing, and so 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:41.800 drifting off while walking the dog, eyes eyes closed. And 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:44.160 the thing that worked me up was the feeling of 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:45.840 falling as as they might foot. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:46.400 Missed the ground. 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:48.120 Wow, what did it hit? 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:51.600 My head hit the ground? 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:54.320 Yeah, I mean a lot of people get jet lagged. 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:56.600 You know, you don't see like dog parks, but people 0:12:56.679 --> 0:13:02.880 just face planted down Green Africa time. All right, Sam, 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:06.080 thanks you cal Let's go to Steve. Where have you 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:09.520 fallen asleep? On nine four one four one three Steve? 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:12.760 Good Bay guys. Yeah, I fell asleep on my surfboard 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:16.040 while surfing at point at us. 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:19.680 This is the new leader. That is an extreme sport, 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:23.080 you know, surfing. I don't understand how the adrenaline, the fear, 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:25.360 how he managed to fall asleep. 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:26.000 Yeah. 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.160 Well, it was a pretty warm day and the sets 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:32.760 were pretty beverage coming through. They weren't consistent, so it 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:34.559 was pretty warm. Started to decide to hop off the 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:36.800 board to cool off a little bit and lay it 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.920 across me board and I must have noted off because 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:41.600 the next thing I know, there was a seal laying 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:43.640 beside me cooard. 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:49.480 Also sunbathing. That's great, Steve, thank you very much. You 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:50.360 called well. 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:53.280 Christian know Connall's show podcast. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.679 Christian O'Connell show, ask you where have you fallen asleep? 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:59.679 So amazing scenarios today, adele Christian. I used to be 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:02.920 a red to nurse in an intensive care unit. Won't 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:04.640 any morning. I asked for someone to look after my 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:07.600 patient so I could go to tourter. I woke up 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.200 to someone banging on the door to wake me up 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:12.040 about twenty minutes later. Al I'm not surprised. You work 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:15.640 really really long shifts. I get that Carissa fell asleep 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:18.480 waiting for my kids at school pickup. I got there 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:21.800 thirteen minutes early to get a car park, say spot 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:23.600 fell us eat from the car out the front of 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:26.320 the school. Woke up to heaps of parents and my 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.120 kids around the car trying to get in the car, 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:33.600 banging on it. It's a good look, my key, Good morning, 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:38.800 Hey guys. Yeah, yeah, it sounds like you're at work already. 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:42.200 Yeah I am, unfortunately, unfortunately, and what do you do? 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:42.680 My key? 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:45.320 I'm a plumber. I've read the estamata. 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:47.760 Yeah, tapping away right now? Hard at work? What are 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:49.800 you at someone's house right now or a building site? 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:52.040 Yeah, I'm filling up at the server at the moment. 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.240 Who's backing off the hammer in the background. 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.360 It's just a fuel plump. But I'm guy as I 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:01.320 fell asleep in am in the escavator breaking rock for 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:02.040 a couple of minutes. 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:07.760 Okay, very industrial, intense job. The vibrations, the noise. You 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:09.360 have to wear like eargars, don't you. 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:10.000 How do you? 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:12.160 How do you force it doing that? Mikey? 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.600 Well, I know it kind of like hypnotizes you after 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:18.160 a while, so the constantly. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:21.200 Take your word for it, Mikey. All right, Mikey, it 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:23.520 sounds like the cast foot up now put that pump back. 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:25.360 Yeah, beautiful, Thanks guys. 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.160 So is he actually calling us from the pump, which 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.120 you're not allowed to do. You're not allowed to do. 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:33.760 And it's not just calling radio station phoning, so it's 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:35.520 just not be on the phone at all. 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.280 Kim, good morning, good morning. 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:38.760 How are you? 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:40.960 I'm good Kim? So where did you fall asleep? 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:44.200 On one of the many family trish? 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:46.440 When I was very young. I sleeps on the top bank, 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.240 and I rolled off the top banks, got my head 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:52.200 wedged between the cupboard and the oven, and proceeded to. 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.200 Fall asleep and until everybody wake me in the morning. 0:15:55.800 --> 0:16:01.200 This is amazing. What is it as well? Getting getting 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:04.040 wasted is different between being trapped. Getting wedge means it's 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:07.360 between two things, doesn't it. Perfect is the top bunk 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:09.760 and the oven? You said you got waste between. 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:10.560 No, I know. 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:12.880 I fell off the top bunk and then got waged 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.040 between the cabot and the ovens. It was on the 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:15.920 bread level. 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:17.800 So if you're falling off the top bunk, it feels 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:19.600 like a dive move, isn't it. Where you were, like, 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:21.920 you know, doing some sort of swan dive and then 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.120 you get wasted. Is what holds you in place? 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:25.720 And somehow fell into the kitchen? 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:26.840 Yeah? 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:31.640 Yeah, the caravan side everything by Everything's possible. 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:33.720 That's what they should have diving competitions where you dive 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:37.480 into a caravan and buoying around like a bimball. All right, Kim, 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:38.680 thank you very much. She cool. 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:41.040 NOx have a great die. 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:43.080 Anyway, Trevor, Good morning, Trevor. 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:47.560 Hello Christian, Yes, Trevor, where. 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:53.160 Did you get trapped, Trevor, No force. 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:57.680 The I felt a sleep on the Superman ride Movie 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:58.600 World in Queensland. 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:01.480 Again, I don't understand how you can do that. Were 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:02.760 you really tired or drunk? 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:03.760 Uh? 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:04.040 No? 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:06.119 So I was sixteen years old at time, so I 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:09.920 wasn't drunk yep. And it was during the Commonwealth Games 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:14.239 here in Melbourne, so everyone in Queensland was still at school, 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:17.000 so the theme parks were just empty, and the guys 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:18.960 who were letting running the rides just let me and 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:20.720 my brother go on to like over and over and 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:23.679 over again and on like the tenth time. I was 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:26.639 just that over the experience. I apparently passed out and 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:27.920 didn't wake up to the end of the ride. 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:32.200