WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Peeing Your Pants & Goat Attacks 0:00:10.379 --> 0:00:14.219 My heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcast playlist and listen 0:00:14.259 --> 0:00:20.418 live on the Free iHeart app a good pickup with 0:00:20.579 --> 0:00:23.018 Britt Hockley and Laura bed Bady. 0:00:23.139 --> 0:00:27.739 Your work, our windows down. That's my worldris in the dust. 0:00:27.899 --> 0:00:33.059 Only good fabs are all down. I've done much, but yeah, 0:00:33.179 --> 0:00:35.979 I know I'll beg get and what I want. It 0:00:36.139 --> 0:00:38.858 don't matter where goes. This is the pickup. 0:00:39.259 --> 0:00:42.339 Happy Tuesday afternoon. Everybody, It's the pick up with Britt 0:00:42.339 --> 0:00:42.699 Hockey and. 0:00:42.699 --> 0:00:46.699 Laura Bird everyone except me. Laura, what's happened now? Well, 0:00:46.939 --> 0:00:49.979 this has never happened to me before. I don't shop, Okay, 0:00:50.139 --> 0:00:50.859 I'm just gonna say it. 0:00:50.899 --> 0:00:53.899 I live alone. I get food deliveries. Yeah, I don't 0:00:53.939 --> 0:00:56.259 go to the grocery store. I get food deliveries every week. 0:00:56.619 --> 0:00:59.139 It comes on a Sunday or Monday, and then I'm 0:00:59.179 --> 0:01:01.419 set for the week. I have been doing this for 0:01:01.579 --> 0:01:04.899 years and this has never happened before. But this week 0:01:05.179 --> 0:01:09.339 my food delivery was stolen. There is a thief amongst us. 0:01:09.539 --> 0:01:12.019 Was it stolen from within your apartment complex or was 0:01:12.059 --> 0:01:12.779 it left out the front? 0:01:14.219 --> 0:01:16.499 This is where it gets tricky, so they send you 0:01:16.578 --> 0:01:18.059 photos of where they left it. 0:01:18.419 --> 0:01:20.058 So like here it is, it's been delivered. 0:01:20.098 --> 0:01:22.259 They send a photo, so it's like I have a 0:01:22.339 --> 0:01:27.059 gated apartment building and they left it on top of 0:01:27.098 --> 0:01:31.298 the gated buildings. So it's like semi street but semi apartment. 0:01:31.298 --> 0:01:33.219 But they always leave it there. Yeah they can't. I 0:01:33.259 --> 0:01:35.378 mean it's gator. They can't just like turf your Molly's 0:01:35.419 --> 0:01:37.818 spoon over the fence. So they could have do they 0:01:37.818 --> 0:01:39.538 put it? I don't know. I don't know where it went. 0:01:39.578 --> 0:01:40.259 It's never happened. 0:01:40.259 --> 0:01:42.099 But I feel like it's payback for that one time 0:01:42.098 --> 0:01:45.619 that I accidentally stole somebody else's with not knowing that 0:01:45.658 --> 0:01:46.539 it was someone else's. 0:01:46.578 --> 0:01:47.499 Like it got delivered to. 0:01:47.499 --> 0:01:49.939 My apartment, I thought it was mine. Didn't read the name, 0:01:50.219 --> 0:01:50.978 was taking it for week? 0:01:51.059 --> 0:01:54.059 Did you not open up the bags of I did 0:01:54.099 --> 0:01:56.178 delivery and think this is not what I ordered. 0:01:56.339 --> 0:01:58.219 Yes, Instead of looking at the name, I just thought 0:01:58.259 --> 0:01:58.819 they made a mistake. 0:01:58.859 --> 0:02:00.219 I was like, oh, they threw in some extra mules 0:02:00.259 --> 0:02:01.898 because they they were ordering extra mules. 0:02:01.939 --> 0:02:04.698 I have done the exact same thing. This was actually 0:02:04.739 --> 0:02:06.699 not that long ago. There was a delivery. 0:02:06.779 --> 0:02:09.379 It was my neighbor's, well actually two houses up. It 0:02:09.419 --> 0:02:11.299 wasn't even the direct neighbor, but it was put in 0:02:11.299 --> 0:02:13.379 front of our house, and I just thought it had. 0:02:13.259 --> 0:02:15.579 Been I thought someone had send it to me for free. 0:02:15.659 --> 0:02:17.859 I was like, didn't you don't even order it. I 0:02:17.859 --> 0:02:19.538 don't even get hello friends. I was like, I work 0:02:19.579 --> 0:02:22.379 in radio. Maybe it's just a generous gift. 0:02:22.779 --> 0:02:24.579 I took it inside, I opened it up, and I 0:02:24.659 --> 0:02:26.418 made a meal and then it wasn't until the next 0:02:26.459 --> 0:02:28.339 day that I was like, that was not ours. It 0:02:28.459 --> 0:02:30.618 just dawned on me that maybe it was honestly thought 0:02:30.659 --> 0:02:31.459 as a PR. 0:02:31.258 --> 0:02:35.099 Gift one off box of meals as a PR gift. 0:02:35.179 --> 0:02:37.258 I've never admitted it because I was like, my neighbor 0:02:37.299 --> 0:02:39.099 will listen to this and they will know that I'm 0:02:39.099 --> 0:02:40.179 the reason that that went missing. 0:02:40.219 --> 0:02:41.978 What you know them send them a new bree Your 0:02:42.019 --> 0:02:44.458 Marley'spoon was delicious, though I did eat that too, Snapjacks, 0:02:44.499 --> 0:02:50.059 you're the one that stealing. I tell you what, Laura. 0:02:50.219 --> 0:02:52.219 It is a dog eat dog world out there in 0:02:52.258 --> 0:02:53.699 the dating community, isn't it. 0:02:53.859 --> 0:02:56.179 I mean you wouldn't know you've been married for seven years. 0:02:56.219 --> 0:02:58.618 Yeah, but prior to that, I dated everyone, so I 0:02:58.099 --> 0:03:00.018 had a good LITMS don't worry. 0:03:00.179 --> 0:03:01.899 I mean, I also just did get married. 0:03:01.939 --> 0:03:03.538 I am off the market, but I have a bunch 0:03:03.579 --> 0:03:06.099 of single friends that are constantly like talking to me 0:03:06.138 --> 0:03:08.579 about what the online dating world is like, and it 0:03:08.659 --> 0:03:11.219 is really hard, and I have bad news. 0:03:11.619 --> 0:03:12.619 It's getting harder. 0:03:12.739 --> 0:03:14.499 Do you think it's getting harder or do you think 0:03:14.499 --> 0:03:17.258 it's just always been like ever since online dating has come, 0:03:17.299 --> 0:03:20.339 because you've just got the opportunity of choice. There's so 0:03:20.538 --> 0:03:23.418 many people, it's kind of like gamified online dating. 0:03:23.819 --> 0:03:26.379 Well, I think it's getting harder because if you think 0:03:26.379 --> 0:03:30.739 about when online dating started, it was just like signed 0:03:30.819 --> 0:03:33.819 up and had at it like men. 0:03:33.659 --> 0:03:35.659 Women went on, you put your age on and. 0:03:35.619 --> 0:03:38.179 Basically that was it. But it's gotten there's so many layers. 0:03:38.179 --> 0:03:41.539 That's gotten so complicated. And now Tinder has released well 0:03:41.579 --> 0:03:44.379 it's a trial. They're trialing a new feature that is 0:03:44.499 --> 0:03:46.419 not good news for our short kings. 0:03:46.899 --> 0:03:49.739 You can basically filter now for height. 0:03:49.979 --> 0:03:51.979 So if you say I only want a tall guy, 0:03:52.019 --> 0:03:54.219 which you know most women say I only want a 0:03:54.219 --> 0:03:56.499 tall guy, it filters them out and then our short 0:03:56.539 --> 0:03:59.619 kings are not even given a chance. It is causing 0:03:59.659 --> 0:04:01.419 a lot of stir online because there are a lot 0:04:01.459 --> 0:04:03.899 of people that are all for this feature, Like I 0:04:03.899 --> 0:04:05.579 guess a lot of women that know that they only 0:04:05.579 --> 0:04:06.179 want a tall. 0:04:06.059 --> 0:04:07.019 Guy, they're all for it. 0:04:07.059 --> 0:04:08.699 But there's a lot of people that are saying is 0:04:08.779 --> 0:04:12.459 actually discrimination, Like you are filtering out on the way 0:04:12.459 --> 0:04:15.619 that I look physically like my physical appearance, and I 0:04:15.699 --> 0:04:18.539 have to say I'm on their side. I don't think 0:04:18.579 --> 0:04:21.459 we should be having a high filter for online dating. 0:04:21.539 --> 0:04:23.339 It's a weird one, isn't it, because it really kind 0:04:23.379 --> 0:04:24.019 of comes into. 0:04:23.939 --> 0:04:24.539 This gray area. 0:04:24.539 --> 0:04:26.779 It's like having a bold filter, or it's like having 0:04:26.819 --> 0:04:30.499 a weight filter, a weight filter. The only thing though, 0:04:30.579 --> 0:04:34.459 is if you are a woman and you are particularly tall, 0:04:34.579 --> 0:04:37.339 like a really really tall girl, or you were a 0:04:37.379 --> 0:04:41.659 guy and you're a particularly short guy, maybe it just 0:04:41.739 --> 0:04:44.339 removes some of the admin because I would dare say 0:04:44.419 --> 0:04:47.219 that normally, I don't know that this is a stereotype. 0:04:47.179 --> 0:04:48.419 I don't want to get myself into trouble. 0:04:48.419 --> 0:04:51.539 But often really tall girls and really short guys don't 0:04:51.579 --> 0:04:53.939 seem to be a perfect match. It seems as though 0:04:53.939 --> 0:04:56.019 like that would probably be the only time that it 0:04:56.019 --> 0:04:56.939 would come in handy. 0:04:57.019 --> 0:04:59.419 Yeah, But then maybe I mean not, Maybe you don't 0:04:59.539 --> 0:05:01.619 have to have a filter for that people can put 0:05:01.659 --> 0:05:04.019 their height on their bio themselves. 0:05:03.739 --> 0:05:06.939 Then doing it anyway, So then what's the difference, because 0:05:06.939 --> 0:05:08.379 you're still given the choice. 0:05:08.659 --> 0:05:12.659 Like zac Efron hot megababe, he's tiny, but people would 0:05:12.699 --> 0:05:15.099 be yeah, I'm taller than zach Efron' he's like tall 0:05:15.179 --> 0:05:18.259 man energy he does, he's got b D energy. But 0:05:18.299 --> 0:05:20.059 my point is, like I do think, and in the 0:05:20.099 --> 0:05:23.539 words of producer Grace, you're robbing yourself of love, like 0:05:23.579 --> 0:05:24.419 you're robbing. 0:05:24.099 --> 0:05:25.339 Yourself with the potential. 0:05:25.739 --> 0:05:27.619 I've dated people that are shorter than me. They've been 0:05:27.659 --> 0:05:30.459 fantastic people. Did it work out? No, but it wasn't 0:05:30.499 --> 0:05:31.459 because of their height. Yeah. 0:05:31.499 --> 0:05:33.339 Look, I mean I know we made jokes. I've my 0:05:33.459 --> 0:05:35.379 one of my ex boyfriends was quite a bit shorter 0:05:35.379 --> 0:05:37.219 than me and it never made a difference. But I 0:05:37.259 --> 0:05:40.619 do think that if I had had the height restriction 0:05:41.059 --> 0:05:43.419 on Tinder, firstly, I would never have met him, but 0:05:43.499 --> 0:05:45.179 also I think I probably would have used it, and 0:05:45.219 --> 0:05:48.099 so I would have ruled him out because I don't 0:05:48.139 --> 0:05:50.939 know I am. I guess I'm relatively tall for a girl. 0:05:50.979 --> 0:05:54.899 What am I like one hundred and seventy seven centimeters, Yeah, 0:05:55.139 --> 0:05:58.019 which I would say that in dating. When I was 0:05:58.019 --> 0:06:01.059 online dating, I definitely rocked up to a couple of 0:06:01.139 --> 0:06:04.939 dates where my dates were particularly short and I knew 0:06:05.339 --> 0:06:07.659 we both kind of met each other and were like, Wow. 0:06:07.579 --> 0:06:10.139 Should have talked about it. I wish I wish we'd asked, 0:06:10.179 --> 0:06:10.419 you know. 0:06:10.539 --> 0:06:12.219 And it's not like it should be a big deal, 0:06:12.259 --> 0:06:13.619 but I think it is for a lot of people. 0:06:13.659 --> 0:06:14.899 I think that a lot of people care about height. 0:06:15.059 --> 0:06:17.739 Yeah, but then why can't we just ask have those conversations, 0:06:17.779 --> 0:06:19.819 talk to someone, put it in your bio. I think 0:06:19.859 --> 0:06:21.739 the fact that we can now filter out people based 0:06:21.779 --> 0:06:23.259 on appearance for me is yucky. 0:06:23.379 --> 0:06:24.179 I don't like it. 0:06:24.259 --> 0:06:26.619 And a lot of the short king men or other 0:06:26.659 --> 0:06:29.339 people are now sort of like firing back, saying cool 0:06:29.859 --> 0:06:31.659 if you want to filter from that, how do you 0:06:31.699 --> 0:06:32.699 feel if we put a weight. 0:06:32.579 --> 0:06:35.699 Filter on which which is all a bit silly, isn't it. 0:06:35.699 --> 0:06:37.699 No one's a bit tipped for tab But I understand 0:06:37.739 --> 0:06:40.059 what they're saying from that, Like I understand that they're 0:06:40.219 --> 0:06:42.579 offended that people can filter them out based on their 0:06:42.579 --> 0:06:44.739 physical appearance that they can't change. 0:06:44.899 --> 0:06:46.379 Yeah, And I guess the only thing is is like 0:06:46.379 --> 0:06:52.619 if someone's borderline, like if someone is tall borderline to 0:06:52.699 --> 0:06:54.819 your preference, you know, like they might be a little 0:06:54.859 --> 0:06:55.699 bit shorter than. 0:06:55.619 --> 0:06:57.619 What you think you want in a person, but they're 0:06:57.659 --> 0:06:59.299 amazing in every other capacity. 0:06:59.379 --> 0:07:01.259 Like that seems a bit silly to rule someone out 0:07:01.299 --> 0:07:03.219 because you've got a bit of a high preference. 0:07:02.819 --> 0:07:03.259 You know whatever. 0:07:03.299 --> 0:07:05.419 On beggars can't be chooses too, if you're looking for 0:07:05.779 --> 0:07:07.619 for love, don't sing all those men out. 0:07:08.019 --> 0:07:08.979 Zenda didn't. 0:07:09.459 --> 0:07:12.059 And she's engaged to Tom Holland and then a beautiful couple, 0:07:12.259 --> 0:07:12.699 very happy. 0:07:12.739 --> 0:07:14.619 Thank you so much for that for it. That's beautiful. 0:07:16.299 --> 0:07:18.339 Now. I mean, I'm sure some of you know if 0:07:18.339 --> 0:07:19.819 you listen to the show, but it might be used 0:07:19.859 --> 0:07:23.979 to anyone who's new. I am currently pregnant with my 0:07:24.179 --> 0:07:27.979 third baby, and let me tell you, third pregnancy is 0:07:28.019 --> 0:07:30.379 a whole different kettle of fish to the first one 0:07:30.379 --> 0:07:31.259 and the second one. 0:07:31.179 --> 0:07:32.819 Just like doesn't even touch the sides really for you, 0:07:32.819 --> 0:07:33.179 doesn't it? 0:07:33.179 --> 0:07:35.259 Well that yeah, the baby's just gonna shoot straight out, 0:07:35.499 --> 0:07:36.899 isn't even gonna have any resistance. 0:07:36.979 --> 0:07:39.259 No, I no, I didn't mean. I didn't mean you're 0:07:39.299 --> 0:07:41.859 loose when you said it. No, I meant like, doesn't 0:07:41.939 --> 0:07:45.299 touch the side, put your legs in steer it to 0:07:45.419 --> 0:07:48.859 shoot it out. I meantag in like it HiT's different, 0:07:49.139 --> 0:07:51.219 Like again, that could be taking the wrong way. It 0:07:51.299 --> 0:07:52.739 is going to touch the sides on the way out. 0:07:53.499 --> 0:07:56.299 I mean it, it's different, like you're less involved in, 0:07:56.339 --> 0:07:58.259 Like you're like it'll come in nine months because. 0:07:58.019 --> 0:08:00.819 You've done it twice and you're busy. Yeah, look, I 0:08:00.859 --> 0:08:02.859 love that. You were like, no, I still will touch you. 0:08:02.939 --> 0:08:04.859 But I was like, one can only hope that it 0:08:04.899 --> 0:08:06.819 does still touch the size as it comes out. 0:08:06.859 --> 0:08:10.499 But anyway, look, it is very different. 0:08:10.539 --> 0:08:12.499 And I say this because I feel like this pregnancy 0:08:12.499 --> 0:08:15.339 has just completely gotten away from me. And sometimes I 0:08:15.379 --> 0:08:19.219 feel pretty good since I've gotten my reflux under control. 0:08:18.939 --> 0:08:20.939 That I often actually just forget that I'm pregnant. 0:08:21.139 --> 0:08:23.139 I forget you're pregnant, Yeah, until I get Britt was 0:08:23.139 --> 0:08:25.739 talking about just how we should do this morning. She 0:08:25.819 --> 0:08:27.739 was like, Oh, we should really do this, Like we 0:08:27.779 --> 0:08:29.779 should do a big party at the end of the year, 0:08:29.779 --> 0:08:32.859 like a show party, and we'll invite all our listeners. 0:08:32.578 --> 0:08:33.539 And we can do it on a boat. 0:08:33.578 --> 0:08:35.259 And I was like, I'll have a six week old baby. 0:08:35.299 --> 0:08:37.939 But she sounds good, and I'm like, what completely blanked that? 0:08:37.979 --> 0:08:40.459 I was having a kid. But anyway, look, every so 0:08:40.539 --> 0:08:42.578 often I get a reminder like I'll get a massive 0:08:42.659 --> 0:08:45.019 thump to the uterus because I'll get a big, solid kick, 0:08:45.059 --> 0:08:46.979 and I'm I'm well passed halfway now. 0:08:47.019 --> 0:08:50.139 I think I'm about twenty five weeks and I just the. 0:08:50.139 --> 0:08:52.939 Other day discovered that I've hit a part of pregnancy 0:08:53.019 --> 0:08:55.379 or a new stage that I never got to in 0:08:55.419 --> 0:08:58.059 my first or second and it was incredibly humbling. So 0:08:58.099 --> 0:09:00.458 we were all in the office having a little dance. 0:09:01.019 --> 0:09:02.939 We were filming some content, and part of that was 0:09:02.939 --> 0:09:04.699 that we had to, like, you know, really kind of 0:09:04.739 --> 0:09:06.099 get into this dance that we were doing. 0:09:06.579 --> 0:09:07.419 And I did. 0:09:07.539 --> 0:09:10.259 I was really challenged, my nineteen year old self being 0:09:10.259 --> 0:09:12.779 at the nightclubs. And I dropped it like it's hot, 0:09:13.139 --> 0:09:14.739 and I did a liberated woman. 0:09:14.579 --> 0:09:18.859 Drop, I'll live my best life drop, and I got 0:09:18.939 --> 0:09:20.739 to the bottom of that drop. I got low and 0:09:20.779 --> 0:09:22.339 I got low. I got low, I got low, and 0:09:22.379 --> 0:09:24.419 then I pissed my pants at the bottom bottom jeans. 0:09:24.459 --> 0:09:27.099 It was I didn't and I'm not just talking about 0:09:27.179 --> 0:09:29.739 tiny bit of bladder leakage. I got to the bottom 0:09:29.779 --> 0:09:32.259 of that drop and I fully wet myself well maybe 0:09:32.299 --> 0:09:34.819 it won't coutch. The scientists just got to shoot right, 0:09:35.059 --> 0:09:38.218 and there was something incredibly I don't even want to 0:09:38.219 --> 0:09:39.699 say humblings. I know I've said that, but it was 0:09:39.819 --> 0:09:42.059 just humiliating having to stop and be. 0:09:42.059 --> 0:09:44.419 Like, sorry, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. 0:09:44.499 --> 0:09:46.139 And now the problem is is like I don't know 0:09:46.139 --> 0:09:48.939 whether I did damage or whether I've just set things off, 0:09:49.059 --> 0:09:51.619 or this kid is just on my bladder in a 0:09:51.619 --> 0:09:52.379 way that it shouldn't. 0:09:52.419 --> 0:09:54.859 I don't think you did damage in your liberated woman 0:09:54.939 --> 0:09:58.819 drop because it's just it's part and parcel right third pregnancy. 0:09:58.419 --> 0:10:00.179 Potentially, but it had never happened prior. 0:10:00.259 --> 0:10:03.379 And now if I coughed too hard, if I sneeze 0:10:03.419 --> 0:10:07.059 too hard, yeah, it's just it's become part of my 0:10:07.139 --> 0:10:08.539 everyday staple. 0:10:08.619 --> 0:10:11.019 Alone, Laura, there are some pretty high statistics on women 0:10:11.059 --> 0:10:14.179 that having continents. It's I don't want you to be embarrassed. 0:10:14.819 --> 0:10:16.819 We all pretended it didn't happen. We all turned a 0:10:16.859 --> 0:10:17.339 blind eye. 0:10:17.779 --> 0:10:20.619 And I even spilt my water bottle to try and cover, 0:10:20.699 --> 0:10:23.099 and someone mopped up the puddle. So and someone said 0:10:23.139 --> 0:10:25.099 what is this? And I said, sorry, clumsy me Again, 0:10:25.219 --> 0:10:28.299 I spilled it's my lime cordial juice. Apologies. 0:10:28.659 --> 0:10:31.019 You know why I think I forget you're pregnant is 0:10:31.019 --> 0:10:33.139 because on the rare occasions I do remember, I try 0:10:33.179 --> 0:10:33.859 and feel it moving. 0:10:33.939 --> 0:10:35.339 You're like, oh, it's so movie. 0:10:35.419 --> 0:10:37.059 Every time I go and try and touch it, it 0:10:37.219 --> 0:10:39.859 just freezes, like it doesn't want to move for me, 0:10:39.979 --> 0:10:40.779 I think it knows. 0:10:40.659 --> 0:10:43.059 It's because you're very aggressive anytime you come over. 0:10:43.419 --> 0:10:43.659 Yeah. 0:10:44.019 --> 0:10:46.059 So like just before this, literally just before we started 0:10:46.059 --> 0:10:46.859 the show, I was like, oh. 0:10:46.979 --> 0:10:49.338 The baby's kicking. Heaps come and feel and Brick came 0:10:49.379 --> 0:10:50.859 over and she didn't. 0:10:50.619 --> 0:10:51.899 Stick her hand on my bel She gave me an 0:10:51.899 --> 0:10:54.219 alf a caut You just don't. 0:10:54.259 --> 0:10:56.499 You don't rest your hand, you like really get in there. 0:10:56.579 --> 0:10:58.379 And they had to sort of poke it to make 0:10:58.419 --> 0:11:01.578 it move. Do you know I'm still trying to like. 0:11:01.579 --> 0:11:02.179 Feel it out. 0:11:02.459 --> 0:11:04.139 And then Britt says, oh, don't worry, I have a 0:11:04.139 --> 0:11:06.419 technique to get it to move. She lifts up my 0:11:06.539 --> 0:11:10.219 shirt and gives me a raspberry on my stomach. 0:11:10.259 --> 0:11:12.659 I'm a full grown woman having my third. 0:11:12.419 --> 0:11:15.019 Baby, and I don't think I've had a raspberry in. 0:11:15.499 --> 0:11:16.179 A whole lot. 0:11:16.179 --> 0:11:19.059 Fifteen years, No, fifteen years twenty five years, A long time, 0:11:19.099 --> 0:11:21.379 you're well, long time, you're welcome. It is I enjoyed it. 0:11:21.379 --> 0:11:23.619 It is a trick that you are supposed to do 0:11:23.699 --> 0:11:25.579 like it must be like the vibrations or something like 0:11:25.579 --> 0:11:28.379 when you do a raspberry it makes it tickle or something. 0:11:28.379 --> 0:11:31.299 I don't believe that for a while. Second, I don't believe. 0:11:31.059 --> 0:11:32.899 That giving someone a raspberry makes a baby move in 0:11:32.899 --> 0:11:33.338 their belly. 0:11:33.699 --> 0:11:38.579 Here we go. No, actually, I stand corrected. 0:11:38.779 --> 0:11:41.499 No, blowing raspberries and a pregnant belly is unlikely to 0:11:41.499 --> 0:11:41.979 do anything. 0:11:42.259 --> 0:11:42.899 But there you go. 0:11:43.499 --> 0:11:46.098 Well I just treated you to a little little raspberry 0:11:46.299 --> 0:11:47.939 for your for your Tuesday. 0:11:47.979 --> 0:11:49.619 Well, I stand corrected. I've been raspberry and a lot 0:11:49.659 --> 0:11:52.379 of pregnant women. I hope you enjoyed it as much 0:11:52.419 --> 0:11:56.059 as I did. You live and you learn it. I'm 0:11:56.099 --> 0:11:57.539 mind blown, mind blown. 0:11:59.499 --> 0:12:02.779 Oh god, Laura, I'm laughing thinking about this. So I 0:12:02.819 --> 0:12:05.458 took my new husband Ben to New Zealand on the weekend. 0:12:05.819 --> 0:12:07.339 Very lucky, New Zealand is so close. 0:12:07.379 --> 0:12:09.059 Two and a half hours bang there we went to 0:12:09.139 --> 0:12:12.539 Queenstown and now Ben was quite excited about this because 0:12:12.739 --> 0:12:15.459 he was made aware that there aren't any like dangerous 0:12:15.499 --> 0:12:17.459 animals there because he's his Swiss. 0:12:17.539 --> 0:12:21.939 He's very scared of animals. Here snakes. She totally. 0:12:21.939 --> 0:12:24.059 I was about to say, I've never met anyone who 0:12:24.139 --> 0:12:26.339 is as afraid of spiders. 0:12:25.779 --> 0:12:28.379 As Ben is. Like he sends brit inside to check 0:12:28.419 --> 0:12:30.259 their house first before he goes there. 0:12:30.299 --> 0:12:32.219 Every night, I have to screen the house. He has 0:12:32.259 --> 0:12:34.699 to watch me look in the wardrobes, under the pillows. 0:12:34.299 --> 0:12:36.578 Of the bed. It's it's it's cute whatever. 0:12:37.299 --> 0:12:40.179 So we go to New Zealand and this this that 0:12:40.299 --> 0:12:44.939 finds really interesting. So Ben is a professional footballer like soccer, 0:12:45.499 --> 0:12:49.578 and in their contracts they have something that I call 0:12:50.099 --> 0:12:53.179 the fun clause. It is a clause that basically I say, 0:12:53.259 --> 0:12:57.539 doesn't allow fun. You can't do anything that could remotely 0:12:57.779 --> 0:13:00.899 end in an injury or danger or I'm talking things 0:13:00.979 --> 0:13:04.019 like mountain bike riding, skiing, snowboarding. 0:13:04.619 --> 0:13:07.259 We can't go bungee jumping like anything. When you say 0:13:07.259 --> 0:13:07.939 mountain bike riding. 0:13:07.939 --> 0:13:09.499 Though, we were talking about it just before you guys 0:13:09.539 --> 0:13:10.939 went away, and I was like, oh, you should get 0:13:11.019 --> 0:13:13.339 like the e bikes and go around the lake in Wanaka. 0:13:13.699 --> 0:13:15.939 You go like five daughters and now like I did 0:13:15.979 --> 0:13:17.459 it with the kids, and he was like, no, I 0:13:17.459 --> 0:13:18.739 can't do that. It's too dangerous. 0:13:18.859 --> 0:13:20.659 Might hurt myself. Yeah, And I was like, so what 0:13:20.739 --> 0:13:21.379 can you do? 0:13:21.619 --> 0:13:21.819 Well? 0:13:21.939 --> 0:13:24.379 Right? So New Zealand, if you guys know, it's like 0:13:24.459 --> 0:13:26.859 the adventure Capital. There's so much to do there. 0:13:26.899 --> 0:13:29.499 And I thought, okay, I have to come up with 0:13:29.499 --> 0:13:32.859 an itinery for him that is fun but no danger. 0:13:33.019 --> 0:13:34.979 So I surched heigh and low, and I came up 0:13:34.979 --> 0:13:38.019 with what I thought was the perfect idea. We went 0:13:38.099 --> 0:13:41.339 to it's called Deer Park. We went to a park 0:13:41.419 --> 0:13:43.139 that has deers in it. Now I know that doesn't 0:13:43.139 --> 0:13:46.579 sound very fun cue but majestic. I read that you 0:13:46.579 --> 0:13:48.059 could feed them, and I was like, you know what 0:13:48.139 --> 0:13:50.259 has beautiful views. We're going to go and feed the deer. 0:13:50.499 --> 0:13:52.659 We're going to feed some piglets. And there's like farm 0:13:52.659 --> 0:13:55.299 animals around and what you do is you drive around 0:13:55.539 --> 0:13:57.659 and you get out whenever you see the animals because 0:13:57.659 --> 0:13:59.699 it's just a free range park farm, and. 0:13:59.659 --> 0:14:03.219 Then you just feed them. So we're feeding some little piglets, 0:14:03.259 --> 0:14:03.979 super cute. 0:14:04.179 --> 0:14:07.419 Then we continued up and there's the most beautiful deer right. 0:14:07.499 --> 0:14:09.459 So we're feeding the deer and they'll eat out of 0:14:09.459 --> 0:14:12.099 your hand. It's actually truly incredible. We were having a 0:14:12.139 --> 0:14:14.458 lot of fun, like I was nailing it. Then we 0:14:14.579 --> 0:14:17.379 go further up the hel and there was a sign 0:14:17.459 --> 0:14:21.259 that said like if you see horned goats, don't. 0:14:21.019 --> 0:14:21.859 Get out of your car. 0:14:22.619 --> 0:14:25.419 It actually said don't even stop your car right horned goats. 0:14:25.259 --> 0:14:27.619 Run over them. So I was like, that's interesting. 0:14:27.699 --> 0:14:30.699 Anyway, we see a pack of goats and I look 0:14:30.739 --> 0:14:32.939 and there's no horns, so I was like cute. 0:14:32.979 --> 0:14:34.539 So we get out of the car and I was like, Kurie, 0:14:34.619 --> 0:14:37.739 let's feed them. Anyway, these goats were savage. 0:14:37.899 --> 0:14:40.499 Out of nowhere, I had video go on to my 0:14:40.499 --> 0:14:42.979 Instagram to have a look out of nowhere, about fifty 0:14:42.979 --> 0:14:46.459 goats started to attack us. Basically like I was running 0:14:46.459 --> 0:14:49.019 for my life. I had to abort my phone because 0:14:49.019 --> 0:14:51.059 I thought I was gonna die by these goats. They're 0:14:51.099 --> 0:14:52.939 so savage. I think they're really dumb. 0:14:52.979 --> 0:14:55.019 Then they chased us down. They did. 0:14:55.219 --> 0:14:57.219 They chase us down the hill anyway. You can hear 0:14:57.259 --> 0:14:59.339 bending in the background on my footage being like run. 0:14:59.139 --> 0:15:02.819 Baby, run anyways, I'm running. We make it back in 0:15:02.819 --> 0:15:05.739 the car and they jump on the car. I'm not kidding. 0:15:06.219 --> 0:15:09.339 It was similar to being in a game park in 0:15:09.339 --> 0:15:11.339 South Africa and the lions are trying to get in. 0:15:11.339 --> 0:15:13.739 Like that's what I thought. I don't know if they're dumb. 0:15:13.779 --> 0:15:15.659 I don't know if that they go to dumb. 0:15:15.699 --> 0:15:18.979 We've been to like we've been to a national park before. 0:15:19.019 --> 0:15:21.659 It's called Simbia National Park. Took the kids and there's 0:15:21.659 --> 0:15:24.779 a goat enclosure and Lola was only about three years 0:15:24.819 --> 0:15:27.139 old and she got pounced by like three goats at once, 0:15:27.179 --> 0:15:29.659 and the poor thing was under the goats to pull 0:15:29.659 --> 0:15:31.819 the baby out, We're like, oh god, But they just 0:15:31.859 --> 0:15:35.339 get very enthusiastic about food. They're very food motivated animals. 0:15:35.419 --> 0:15:38.419 Yeah, and that's why you can't go around the horned goats. Anyways, 0:15:38.459 --> 0:15:39.099 I got horned. 0:15:39.139 --> 0:15:40.339 Basically, oh wait, so the goats. 0:15:40.339 --> 0:15:42.899 Wait, you got out of the car, but you didn't 0:15:43.019 --> 0:15:44.299 establish that they had horns. 0:15:44.299 --> 0:15:45.419 You said there was no horns on. 0:15:45.339 --> 0:15:48.459 The fifty horned goats were hiding. It's like they planned 0:15:48.459 --> 0:15:50.099 the attack. It was like a chemic card. 0:15:50.379 --> 0:15:52.499 It was a militia attack of the horn go way 0:15:52.539 --> 0:15:54.619 we get the car with we actually could stop laughing. 0:15:54.659 --> 0:15:57.019 Ben's like, I thought this was supposed to be not 0:15:57.219 --> 0:15:59.219 dangerous thing, Like he's like I imagine if I went 0:15:59.219 --> 0:16:01.219