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Speaker 1: And Amanda gem Nation. Well cyclone, Alfred, my son actually

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Speaker 1: made up a joke.

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Speaker 2: Tell you to wheel this out again?

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Speaker 1: Should I or not? Was it too rude? You can't

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Speaker 1: not do it? Do it?

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Speaker 2: Just do it, that's what you do.

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Speaker 1: My son made this joke up and I was appalled

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Speaker 1: and proud in equal measure. What does Queensland and Northern

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Speaker 1: New South Wales and Batman have in common? All been

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Speaker 1: blown by Alfred And I set my face to that's disgusting,

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Speaker 1: while I laughed and was secretly he's going.

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Speaker 2: To stop watching Norm McDonald Actually no, tell him to

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Speaker 2: keep watching normal.

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Speaker 1: Well, he's made that one up and he was very

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Speaker 1: proud of it. But yes, what about all of that?

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Speaker 1: I was due to fly to Queensland to see my

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Speaker 1: dad and my brother and his family.

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Speaker 2: A good thing you didn't go.

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Speaker 1: Well, the airport closed for starters. But also throughout the

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Speaker 1: week you just saw this building and building and building

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Speaker 1: the people in Northern New South Wales. So this building

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Speaker 1: and building and building and the press was all the

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Speaker 1: media so well they were excited.

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Speaker 2: Let's face the media love it.

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Speaker 1: They love it all and then played with everybody. Alfred

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Speaker 1: came in, hung around, went out said I'm coming. No,

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Speaker 1: there's not enough snacks. I'm heading out again. Hang on here, I.

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Speaker 2: Am a lot of stories. All of a sudden, there

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Speaker 2: was a lot of sort of fairly old cars being

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Speaker 2: left in low lying areas. Oh do you think I

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Speaker 2: just all of a sudden, you see and it's like

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Speaker 2: European cars, like a two thousand and three model BMW,

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Speaker 2: which is worth nothing, right, but you probably paid a

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Speaker 2: fortune for you.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know i'd park that on the beach at

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Speaker 1: Surface Paradise. Well, a lot of people are talking about

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Speaker 1: how it came across on social media and it's been

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Speaker 1: dubbed fear porn of people being stupid, basically saying here's

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Speaker 1: how Australia handles a cyclone. And people just you know,

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Speaker 1: doing slipping slides on mud down the stead. Guys out

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Speaker 1: kite surfing people kite said, look at this is a

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Speaker 1: photo I've got here. This woman. Look, she's taking a

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Speaker 1: selfie of herself as she's water is up pretty much

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Speaker 1: up to her chest walking down a street, a flooded street.

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Speaker 1: People taking terrible wrists and snakes. Snakes, but people going

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Speaker 1: down to have a look and the bid one's making

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Speaker 1: a joke. Here's how we do it in Australia. But

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Speaker 1: going to film yourself having a look at a stoneam s?

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Speaker 2: Did you go down to have a look at the

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Speaker 2: other dopes that are doing it? You're not the dope

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Speaker 2: that's doing it. You're filming the dope.

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Speaker 1: Do you see they saw a dog being swept out.

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Speaker 1: They took a little puppy dog down there. Come on, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, this is what happens when

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Speaker 1: people have their fear pawn and the council is issuing

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Speaker 1: stern warnings for anyone caught defining the rules. Sixteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: They're saying, don't go on the don't go to the beach,

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Speaker 1: don't be in the water. There were kite surfers or

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Speaker 1: kinds of going largely are crazy?

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Speaker 2: Anyways?

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Speaker 1: Do you do that? No?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Is that next for you? No?

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Speaker 2: Kit I stopped at winds kite serving to me it

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Speaker 2: looks mental because they go out miles out to sea

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Speaker 2: and then if the thing breaks, what happens. You're stuck

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Speaker 2: miles out to sea.

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Speaker 1: But isn't that what you do now? But I don't go.

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Speaker 2: Miles out to see right?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: But the thing about kite surfing and windsurfing. You need

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Speaker 2: more and more wind.

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Speaker 1: It's addictive, right, Okay, well wait till the next big storm, Brendan,

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Speaker 1: see what you're going to do then, but.

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Speaker 2: You'll be buying me a kite surfing rin Off you go, mate.

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Speaker 1: Half the annual rainfall fell in one rain event. Incredible,

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Speaker 1: isn't it incredible? And that's what they're dealing with. It's

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Speaker 1: not as dramatic maybe as people thought, but lots of

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Speaker 1: bad stuff is happening now.

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Speaker 2: I love a sunburned country