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Speaker 1: Good Mornings.

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Speaker 2: A Christian o'connall show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Do you say anger? I say passion on the flobber Gaster.

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Speaker 2: Scale, Bye Lord, dear testing again Christian no connall show

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Speaker 2: on Gold four point three.

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Speaker 4: Hi, It's a Christian o'connall breakfast show Friday Morning for

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Speaker 4: Weeraby Mazda. Good morning, jack Post, How.

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Speaker 5: Are you, Christian? How are you, Patsy?

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Speaker 3: Great Jackie? Christian?

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Speaker 4: Hey Percy, this is your last show down the line

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Speaker 4: from Home in Wereaby. You're back with the Dream Team

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Speaker 4: on Monday.

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Speaker 3: I'm back in the studio after what seems like an eternity. Really,

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Speaker 3: it's like I've done long service leave. It's about the

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Speaker 3: same amount of time.

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Speaker 4: Are you looking forward to coming back in and seeing

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Speaker 4: us or has that actually been quite nice?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 3: You know what I am. I'm really missing the team,

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Speaker 3: but I will miss being home and seeing Audie's face

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Speaker 3: every morning. But you know what, it's time to come back.

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Speaker 3: I think it's time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Are we only back for a week and then

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Speaker 4: it's like half term and stuff like that. I didn't

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Speaker 4: realize the kids, it's crazy. It's really just gone to

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Speaker 4: cool and now they're like the back indoors for like

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Speaker 4: two or three weeks. This is too cruel. Come on

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Speaker 4: twenty twenty ulp us ound all right, double thumbs up

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Speaker 4: Friday where we go around the team. We tell you

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Speaker 4: the things we're into at the moment this week, everything

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Speaker 4: we talk about, all the links to them, any extra

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Speaker 4: information you can find on our Facebook page or Instagram,

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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connor show, Patsy, what have you got?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to start with something sweet. Augustus Gelato.

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Speaker 3: Have you had any of that? There's a few outlets

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Speaker 3: around Melbourne. It is the best gelato. We had one

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Speaker 3: open in Werriby here recently and it's a really nice

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Speaker 3: after school snack and they have lots of delicious flavors.

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Speaker 3: And what I like about them is they'll add new

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Speaker 3: ones every so often. So last week we had peanut

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Speaker 3: butter and jelly jack. You'd like that one. You're a

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Speaker 3: fan of that with whole nuts, really yummy. The second

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Speaker 3: thing on my list is peanuts. Peanuts.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I tell you what. Your daughter Audio is a

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Speaker 4: lucky kid. Aren't many mum's phone after school snack? I mean,

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Speaker 4: go get gelato.

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Speaker 3: Not every day, but just you know, on Friday, and

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Speaker 3: is Augustus is Augustus named after Augustus Group from will.

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Speaker 4: Well, you get the confectionery connection. He's got it.

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Speaker 3: The second thing on my list, this is massive boys.

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Speaker 3: The annual Big W Toy Mania sale is about to

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Speaker 3: come up. Everyone with kids will know this is this

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Speaker 3: is such a hotly anticipated sale. So what it is.

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Speaker 3: Every year in June they released their toy catalog essentially

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Speaker 3: for Christmas. So it might be like a fifty page catalog,

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Speaker 3: or you can go online have a look at it

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Speaker 3: and you can actually lay by. Sometimes it can be

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Speaker 3: zero deposit. I'm not sure about this year, but you

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Speaker 3: can deposit toys, including big tickets stuff like trampolines and

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Speaker 3: bikes and stuff that you may want to sneak away

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Speaker 3: if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: Right, trampoline shaped thing of the garage. It's a giant

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Speaker 4: dart board, a springing one.

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Speaker 5: Chris the Worry, we love God trying to push it

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Speaker 5: into the attic.

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Speaker 3: So that's coming up. So and they have really good

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Speaker 3: discounts and all those sort of big ticket stuff that's

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Speaker 3: popular like Barbie and Lego and stuff that's coming up

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Speaker 3: on Tuesdays of.

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Speaker 4: The Big W Corporation for that megaplug.

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Speaker 3: So online sales you can get in first on Tuesday

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Speaker 3: and then in store it's.

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Speaker 4: Still going on. How do you press pause? A recording

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Speaker 4: of Batsy?

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Speaker 3: The Bad Thing is the Battle of the Bogan's board game.

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Speaker 3: We came across this a couple of weeks ago right

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Speaker 3: in our wheelhouse. It's so much fun. So basically the

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Speaker 3: object of the game is to raise as much cash

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Speaker 3: person with the most cash.

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Speaker 5: Do you play this with the eight year old?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tough.

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Speaker 4: In between our bouts of gelato, Augustus is.

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Speaker 3: It's so much fun. We have like a games like

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Speaker 3: night and the most catch cashed up Bogan going into

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Speaker 3: the third round gets to go into the Bogan NaNs

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Speaker 3: around for a mystery prize.

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Speaker 4: So this is so you guys, isn't it. You're raving

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Speaker 4: about the Jamanzi board game and now it's Beat the

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Speaker 3: It's so much fun, and you can win like a

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Speaker 3: mystery prize like a hold in Toronto or a slab

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Speaker 3: of beer, which probably, comes to think of it, isn't

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Speaker 3: good for the nearly nine year old, but you get

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Speaker 3: the gist. It's a lot of fun. You can get it.

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Speaker 3: We've got it at Angers and Robertson. But you can

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Speaker 3: get it online.

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Speaker 4: You can't get that big who say that starts Tuesday online?

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Speaker 4: By that trampoline?

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Speaker 5: Maybe they do.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We're doing double thumbs Up Friday, like we do at

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Speaker 4: the start of the show every Friday, we go around

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Speaker 4: the team and we share the things that we're into

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Speaker 4: at the moment, Jack post, what have you got for us?

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Speaker 5: I'm giving you double thumbs up to a board game

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Speaker 5: as well. But now, after hearing about Patsa's cashed up

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Speaker 5: Bogan's board game, I'm worried that Minu isn't as exciting.

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Speaker 4: Well, yours are highly intelligent, very advanced games.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, and I bring to you the highly intelligent patchwork.

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Speaker 5: You go around the board, oh, thank you, collecting oddly

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Speaker 5: shaped patchwork pieces.

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Speaker 3: This is a parody, Jack, They are getting worse.

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Speaker 4: Come on, this is Dallas.

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Speaker 5: This is a great two player strategy game. And even

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Speaker 5: though it sounds.

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Speaker 4: The strategy is, how do we get a better board game?

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Speaker 4: Bring me the Bogan one.

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Speaker 5: You get oddly shaped patchwork pieces and you've got to

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Speaker 5: be patchwork from a quilt. Yes, and well they're made

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Speaker 5: of they're made of cardboard, but yeah, they look like

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Speaker 5: a quilt. And you've got to make the best quilt

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Speaker 5: on your game board that you can. The winner is

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Speaker 5: the person with the most buttons at the end of

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Speaker 5: the game. It is a great.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, it's just some sort of crafting game.

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Speaker 3: How do you how do you judge she makes the

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Speaker 5: Or whoever, whoever can fill up their square the best,

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Speaker 5: so you get it so like a twenty by twenty

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Speaker 4: This is a new low. Seriously, last weekend. You know

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Speaker 4: you're knocking off the hours at the weekend doing a

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Speaker 4: Croatian port uh panorama as a chickshaw and now some

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Speaker 5: Good news as well. I bought in a puzzle for

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Speaker 5: your daughter because she said she listened to the show

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Speaker 5: and that we were doing a puzzle. Wants to do

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Speaker 5: a puzzle. So I've got that here today for you

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Speaker 5: to take home.

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Speaker 4: Don't ever bring that quilting one in.

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Speaker 5: No patchwork. It's a great two player game.

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Speaker 5: The second thing I want to give a double thumbs

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Speaker 5: up to is I've been listening to the Louis Through

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Speaker 5: podcast I mentioned the other week, and now I've found

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Speaker 5: on stand all his episodes, all his documentaries are streaming.

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Speaker 5: My god, this is so good.

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Speaker 4: So you got like a weird weekends.

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Speaker 5: Weird weekends. We just watched this week Loui in the

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Speaker 5: it better than Louis throu.

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Speaker 4: He's got a soft, disarming way about him, hasn't he?

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Speaker 4: You know? He gently dismantles people.

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Speaker 5: Trust, earns their trust like he he lives with him

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Speaker 5: see it from their side. But it's got all the

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Speaker 5: Louis Through's a streaming on stand now.

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Speaker 2: Awesome Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We're doing double thumbs Up Friday. Jack and Pats of

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Speaker 4: shared theirs everything we talk about every Friday on our

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Speaker 4: tips and recommendations. You'll find on our show Facebook page.

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Speaker 4: Also on Instagram. You can find us there, The Christian

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Speaker 4: O'Connell Show. Okay, my double thumbs up this week. First

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Speaker 4: of all, as a teenager obsessed with martial arts. I

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Speaker 4: was a massive you won't be surprised to know Bruce

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Speaker 4: then as I got older reading his philosophies to life

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Speaker 4: week a big ESPN thirty thirty documentary dropped. And they

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Speaker 4: make all those amazing right, I mean, the Last Dance

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Speaker 4: was made by ESPN. They make some world class documentaries.

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Speaker 4: And this is a two hour film. It's called Bee Water.

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Speaker 4: It's about Bruce Lee. If you've got Foxtel, you can

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Speaker 4: find it there on ESPN. It is amazing, an absolute

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Speaker 4: Bruce Lee fan. It's just a really interesting story about

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Speaker 4: an amazing guy as well and what he achieved with

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Speaker 4: is awesome. Also, what's great A podcast talking Sopranos. A

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Speaker 4: the stars on the Sopranos, Michael Emperoni and Steve Schipbra.

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Speaker 4: You know, people like ringing each other, kind of like

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Speaker 4: inside baseball talk. But as a mega fan, I love Surprise.

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Speaker 4: It's my favorite of a TV show. You want to

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Speaker 5: And watch watching episode by episode after.

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Speaker 4: They've talked about it, you know a bit more. It's

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Speaker 4: just really really interesting, even the stuff about how James Gandalfhini,

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Speaker 4: great actor, sadly no longer around, but just how they

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Speaker 4: as their grumpy dad, and just little details like that,

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Speaker 4: But I love it. If you love the sourranas, you

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Speaker 4: Last thing I want to do is Crawf is on

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Speaker 4: and we love busting his balls. He's a great character

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Speaker 4: and he's an American Crawf. However, he's done this amazing

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Speaker 4: interview and it's incredibly sensitive area to go into, but

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Speaker 4: he interviews his friend and former footy rival, James Hurd,

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Speaker 4: and it's almost an hour. But the hour long chat

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Speaker 4: between the two of them, which went out last weekend,

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Speaker 4: I highly recommend. I know anyone has got their opinions

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Speaker 4: about James Hurd and what happened with the doping saga. However,

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Speaker 5: So what did you say, Patsy to let you down

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: This is for you. If you've never ever called a

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Speaker 4: Good morning Christian. Dan. So you never called a radio

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Speaker 4: good morning Karen. So Jack and I have met you before.

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Speaker 4: I remember you. You had the little dog in the pram.

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Speaker 7: I had little Robbie in the prayer.

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Speaker 4: How was Robbie? He had a little necker chief found

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Speaker 4: his neck. If I remember, he had the.

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Speaker 1: Little bendenna, a little hobo dog.

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Speaker 7: He's a very stylish little dog.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he's a a young man. How is Robbie?

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Speaker 7: He's on my lap right now, just oblivious to everything.

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Speaker 7: He's having a little nat he's still very early, it is,

449
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Speaker 7: and he's fourteen years old, so he's a bit takes

450
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Speaker 7: him a while to wake up in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We update our record hip.

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Speaker 1: It's very important, it is.

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Speaker 4: It is all right, Karen. Thank you very much for

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Speaker 4: calling it for first time calling. You've done a caroen

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Speaker 4: We don't count.

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Speaker 7: Thank you so much for the radio show. It is

457
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Speaker 7: the best show on Australium radio ever. And I love

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Speaker 7: you guys so much.

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Speaker 4: You're amazing, Karen. We love you as well. Have a

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Speaker 4: lovely weekend. Give a Robbie little stroke for me.

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Speaker 7: I will do, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Just to give anything good stroke.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell.

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Speaker 4: Shoot, so footy was back last night starts off Round two.

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Speaker 4: Our footy correspondent on this show is a footy legend,

466
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Speaker 4: Shane Crawford. And for months, you know, he calls me

467
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Speaker 4: every week. He's counting down to footy being back to

468
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Speaker 4: me the latest rumors from AFOL, what is heard from

469
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Speaker 4: AFL insiders, counting down to yesterday And actually, to be fair,

470
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Speaker 4: he's paid by the show to come on weekly, as

471
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Speaker 4: I correspond, so he needs to be back at work.

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Speaker 4: He lives and breathes footy. He played it now he

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Speaker 4: talks about it. And so you know, we've been looking

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Speaker 4: forward to Krauf coming back on the show to talk

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Speaker 4: about footy. Where is he now? He's on the phone

476
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Speaker 4: in Sydney. Where was he last week when we were

477
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Speaker 4: looking for people to shovel weeakbox in their mouth in

478
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Speaker 4: the studio here nothing to do with footy shoveling wheatbox

479
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Speaker 4: in his mouth. He's here, But when we need to

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Speaker 4: talk about footy his actual job on the show, he's

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Speaker 4: in Sydney in a hotel room. Go figure Krawf.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning Christian. Yes, I know I'm your

483
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Speaker 6: football expert and you're not gonna believe this. I didn't watch.

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Speaker 4: I'll come on this morning. What are we just going

485
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Speaker 4: to chat about? Then you're gonna review the hotel or

486
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Speaker 4: something from yelp?

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Speaker 6: No, really joking. I just thought you might like that.

488
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Speaker 6: How good footag's back and what about that hardly scoring

489
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Speaker 6: and just a flooded match where they just couldn't get

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Speaker 6: much flow going. And I'll tell you what, but it's

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Speaker 6: good to have it back. I knew it was going

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Speaker 6: to be close, but not that quote.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, so you know, obviously I've only been

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Speaker 4: in two years, so I'm still a very new fan.

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Speaker 4: But low scoring when I've not seen it again, that

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Speaker 4: low like thirty six.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and every time a player got the foot they

498
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Speaker 6: would look up, especially on a slow play, and there

499
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Speaker 6: was just probably thirty odd players just in an air

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Speaker 6: where they're only kicking a half away, so it makes

501
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Speaker 6: it very very difficult to try and get through all

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Speaker 6: those players and get the ball down the other end.

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Speaker 6: And two very well teams who structurally who set up

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Speaker 6: really well defensively and have a good structure around the footy,

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Speaker 6: so two very good sides. Hopefully we get a bit

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Speaker 6: more free flowing and more goals over the next few weeks,

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Speaker 6: but at the moment it looks like be a concern.

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Speaker 4: And what do you think about the fake crowd sound effects.

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Speaker 4: I thought they did a better job of it than

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Speaker 4: when we had round one.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you've got to get it right though. That's the thing,

512
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Speaker 6: like whoever's pressing the buttons, you can't be cheering when

513
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Speaker 6: it's the end of the game and it's a draw

514
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Speaker 6: and everyone doesn't know what to do, so you can't have.

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Speaker 4: A work experience. Keep doing it. You know he's watching

516
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Speaker 4: a different game, or wait for his bus home, or

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Speaker 4: someone just firing off random sound.

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Speaker 6: Effects exactly, so, I think, and that's where I reckon

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Speaker 6: you would really shine, Christian if you had that responsibility.

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Speaker 6: I reckon you could bring in some great.

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Speaker 4: Flatter to be off off screen playing sound effects.

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Speaker 5: Cross What is the sound for a drawer for one

523
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Speaker 5: of the lowest scores ever?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think someone in the crowd going, oh, you've

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Speaker 6: got to be joking, surely.

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Speaker 4: Yess if that really was a game, people be yelling

527
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Speaker 4: at the players, and that's what was missing.

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Speaker 6: They've got to then what they need to and this listening,

529
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Speaker 6: because I know they listen into to all the wonderful

530
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Speaker 6: ideas that we've dropped at them, including yours, Christian, is

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Speaker 6: if it's a draw, you've got to pick your very

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Speaker 6: best to kick from outside fifty meters Australian Fund.

533
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Speaker 5: Shootout.

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Speaker 4: Essentially, it's a great yes, yeah, just one and whoever,

535
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Speaker 4: and the coaches should have to do it as well.

536
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Speaker 4: It should be the coaches that have to do it.

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Speaker 6: No, And if that's but like if it's they both

538
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Speaker 6: think youre or no, there's a point or whatever, we

539
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Speaker 6: can't spit them. Then the coaches have to have a

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Speaker 6: sprintop over one hundred meters, right.

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Speaker 4: It's okay, here we go, now, here we go. It's

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Speaker 4: another one across ideas. You know, he's naked in the

543
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Speaker 4: hotel room at the moment. Sweding Town compiled and like

544
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 4: every Friday morning, you spent too much time to getting

545
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Speaker 4: that Australian ninja. You're trying to Australian ninja are footing,

546
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Speaker 4: which maybe is no bad idea. Actually remember that a

547
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Speaker 4: soul course or something, but that I must just say

548
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Speaker 4: called while you're on. I mentioned this earlier on the show.

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Speaker 4: So I thought the interview you did with James Hurd

550
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Speaker 4: was an incredible moment. For James to go out there

551
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Speaker 4: and talk about, you know, how low his life got

552
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Speaker 4: with his two suicide attempts was an incredible thing mate,

553
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Speaker 4: for him to be open enough. And I think he

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Speaker 4: only would have done that because your deep, deep friendship.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was an incredible thing. Mate. You did

556
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Speaker 4: a very very good thing, and I know that it

557
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Speaker 4: would have helped people as well. So well done to

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Speaker 4: you and well done to Herdy. I hope you've had

559
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Speaker 4: a great reaction. It will really help people.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and that is that's why we spoke about it,

561
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Speaker 6: and that's why James was going to go there, even

562
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Speaker 6: though he knew that I didn't really want to bring

563
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Speaker 6: him athak up, but he thought, especially you know, during

564
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Speaker 6: these crazy times that were in at the moment, he

565
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Speaker 6: thought that he may be able to help someone in

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Speaker 6: some way and by just sharing what he went through,

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Speaker 6: but more importantly how he actually came out the other side,

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Speaker 6: what he actually did to try and get himself going again,

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Speaker 6: and the people around him as a support network. And yeah,

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Speaker 6: I just thought I've always had a bit of a

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Speaker 6: soft spot for James, even when he used to play

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Speaker 6: against him, I always had a friendship and you know,

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Speaker 6: I just I just think that he obviously had to

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Speaker 6: shoulder everything that went on here from an Essendon point

575
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Speaker 6: of view, and it's just good to see him in

576
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Speaker 6: a good place. Like everyone, he has to work at

577
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Speaker 6: things all the time. And yeah, it was just there

578
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Speaker 6: was this nice to hear how he could get through

579
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Speaker 6: really really tough times, which he said pretty much lasted

580
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Speaker 6: for about seven years. So yeah, it's good to see

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Speaker 6: him in a good place.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if you are struggling, I mentioned early on the show,

583
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Speaker 4: and if you watched the chat with James Hurd and

584
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Speaker 4: Shane Crawford. You can hear about where James was really

585
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Speaker 4: at a low point and actually think about ending his life,

586
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Speaker 4: but called up Beyond Blue and when you hear him

587
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Speaker 4: talk about in full detail what they were like and

588
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Speaker 4: what they did to someone who's right at the edge,

589
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Speaker 4: there's quite incredible Beyond Blue and amazing service. Their number

590
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Speaker 4: is thirteen hundred, double two, double four three six uh crawf. Also,

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Speaker 4: when I watched it, you talk about how you've got

592
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Speaker 4: and you know I spent time with you both. You've

593
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Speaker 4: clearly got a deep friendship. And when you say you

594
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Speaker 4: had a soft spot for him when you were playing,

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Speaker 4: that is a complete line in that video heard he

596
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Speaker 4: talked at the time that you had him around the

597
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Speaker 4: throat and he actually thought you were going to kill him.

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Speaker 4: What kind of soft spot is that? Please don't ever

599
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Speaker 4: tell me you've got a soft spot for me around

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Speaker 4: my throat.

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Speaker 6: No, well, I do have. Well, I used to have

602
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Speaker 6: sort of white line fever or small man syndrome. So

603
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 6: you get out of the footy field, you'd always be

604
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Speaker 6: big and tough and strong, but deep down there was

605
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Speaker 6: a bit of a soft spot and I do remember

606
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Speaker 6: looking at him as I had him by the throat

607
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Speaker 6: at that time, and the look in his eye was, Hey,

608
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Speaker 6: I thought we were Fred.

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Speaker 4: It's always a confusing moment in the friendship between two days,

610
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Speaker 4: isn't it, when anyone is trying to strangle it on

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Speaker 4: by the throat.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Well he didn't take my calls from a long while time.

614
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Speaker 6: But we've reconnected and he's in a good place, which

615
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 6: is great.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, the video is it is a real story

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Speaker 4: of recovery and hope. But Kraft, we will let you go.

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Speaker 4: Hopefully we'll see you next week in the studio. But

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Speaker 4: well done. If you want to see the video that

620
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Speaker 4: we're talking about, it's on our Facebook page. If you

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Speaker 4: go to the Christian O'Connell show on Facebook, you can

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Speaker 4: find it there as well. Kraft, good on you mate.

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Speaker 4: I'll speak to you next week.

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Speaker 6: Can't wait to be with you next week.

625
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Speaker 4: All right, But he take care of a good week, od.

626
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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, all right.

627
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Speaker 4: So yesterday on the show, then an idea was born.

628
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Speaker 4: It was born, as often on a show from one

629
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Speaker 4: of you. We were just talking and debating one of

630
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Speaker 4: the big topics at the moment in the world is

631
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Speaker 4: your favorite chip flavors? And this guy called Adrien called

632
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Speaker 4: in and he was talking about how he puts two together.

633
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Speaker 4: Have a listened to this One day.

634
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Speaker 1: I was standing there. I was looking at the salt,

635
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Speaker 1: the miniga and the chicken twisted and I couldn't decide,

636
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Speaker 1: so I bought them both and put them all in

637
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Speaker 1: one bag.

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Speaker 4: You, sir, are a genius.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think I'm a little bit crazy, but I

640
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: like to live on the edge, you know.

641
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Speaker 4: And that is what living on the edge is all about.

642
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 4: He created, He fused together two separate things and made

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Speaker 4: them into one new thing. And so he's given us

644
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Speaker 4: an idea for a new feature. We're going to do

645
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Speaker 4: every Friday, Snags Genius snack strange food combinations.

646
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Speaker 5: Ships in your ice cream, Charold in your bacon.

647
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Speaker 4: That genuinely is a beautiful piece of production. The young

648
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Speaker 4: Rio what a voice I bet he sang for the

649
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 4: school choir. Snack genius it is about. We often do

650
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Speaker 4: this sometimes after a couple of drinkies on a Friday

651
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 4: or Saturday night, where we just put various things together

652
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 4: to create some kind of brand new snack hybrid. So

653
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 4: we're going to do is each week, Jack a night

654
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Speaker 4: on a Friday, are going to test two of your

655
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Speaker 4: snack genius recipes. And when I say recipes, these are

656
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 4: the very best recipes. Preparation time if you're ever going

657
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Speaker 4: to send me one of these, should be no more

658
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Speaker 4: than thirty seconds, so accept a mental too if it

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Speaker 4: needs to be put into the microwave to melt something,

660
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Speaker 4: ideally cheese. But preparation time should it'll be around certainly

661
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Speaker 4: are under one minute. So the two were actually going

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Speaker 4: to try this morning is first of all, we have

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Speaker 4: to go with Adrians. It's the idea that inspired this

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Speaker 4: idea of snack genius. So each week we're going to

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Speaker 4: work out we'll try your snack geniuses and we work

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Speaker 4: out whether or not are they really snack genius. So

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Speaker 4: you're now going to prepare Adrians in the manner that

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Speaker 4: he told us. So that's right.

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Speaker 5: I've got the two jumbo party size bags. One is

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Speaker 5: Samboy crinkled cut salt and vinegar chips.

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Speaker 4: Hey, by the way, if he reads Jamie, the cameraman

672
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Speaker 4: is filming this like it's the fall of the burning Wall.

673
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Speaker 4: What's going on with the old MTV jumping and out

674
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Speaker 4: for this. What are you making a documentary? School Sadie

675
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Speaker 4: had just seen him this money watched by about five people.

676
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Speaker 5: Okay, if this is the most exciting stuff we do

677
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 5: on the show, he has to get excited quite right.

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Speaker 4: Carry on, Jamie the cameraman, you're doing great work. So Adrian,

679
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure, like Jamie, do you need extreme close

680
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 4: over that? He's just open up the crisp packet that

681
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 4: in like porn world. That's the money shot. Zoom in

682
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 4: on that.

683
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 5: Or this will be the money shot. Actually, the twisty

684
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 5: is going into the sulten vinegar bag.

685
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 4: Listen to Jamie Oliver and then I guess I got

686
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 4: a shake, give it a good shake. So they mix

687
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 4: up to wake the snack genius shaking baked baby.

688
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 5: They're not really mixing up though, it's really just the chips.

689
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 4: Crunch them in with your hands, break up the surface area.

690
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 5: You know what I'm gonna I'm going to abort this

691
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 5: and go into a bowl. Do you mind if I

692
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 5: get my hands on him?

693
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 4: Because are they pre sanitized?

694
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 5: They're sanitized. I'm gonna just give them a bit of

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00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 5: a mix up.

696
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, Jack's now mixing the two different cris flavors

697
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 4: together like you would a salad. He's tossing the crisps, so.

698
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 5: Now we've got Yeah, it's like a toss selling sulten vinegar,

699
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 5: crinckled cut and chicken twisties. I'll get Jamie. Can you

700
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 5: take that over to Christian. I'll keep something myself.

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Speaker 4: Make sure you get your hand in the shot there, Jamie,

702
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 4: beautiful to cut the nails, all right? So you ready

703
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 4: to taste? Yes, it looks like a children's party. I

704
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 4: just done a rare moment of self awareness, like, are

705
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 4: we actually on the radio. This looks like a kid's

706
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 4: party for some eight year old making the food. How

707
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 4: can we beat adults? Is this actually our job to

708
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 4: taste this? Yes?

709
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 5: Are you going to chew into the microphone or.

711
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 4: A gentleman chill away? We're just going to chillway right now. Meanwhile,

712
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 4: I'll play the opener for this again.

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00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 5: Snacks genius, snack strange food combinations, sheep. Seeing your ice

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Speaker 5: cream chart in your bacon yum, really really really young.

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Speaker 4: Okay, three things have just happened in my mouth. First

716
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 4: of all, disbelief, and that's what genius is. You can't

717
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 4: quite This doesn't make sense. Your brain's going Hang on

718
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 4: a minute, who am I talking to here? So it's

719
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 4: got so there's too many different things going on. Second

720
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Speaker 4: thing that happens is calms down. Yea, A snack comes

721
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Speaker 4: to you with I should go job master with open arms.

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Speaker 4: Will you accept the hug from the snack?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

724
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Speaker 4: I will? Today I needed this. Third thing that happens bliss.

725
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 5: I agree, totally salty attack into a chicken twisty bliss.

726
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Speaker 5: Adrian ten out of ten.

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Speaker 4: He's on the line right now, Adrian. Yeap, producers always

728
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Speaker 4: that Adrian, Hello, Adrian, ay listen mate. That genuinely is

729
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Speaker 4: snack genius. Turn out of ten O see that. This

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Speaker 4: is amazing. This is snack genius, the first of a

731
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Speaker 4: one to win the highly covered Snack Genius Award. It

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Speaker 4: should go to you, Adrian, very very good. If people

733
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Speaker 4: want to try this Weekend wants more, Jack the recipe

734
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Speaker 4: Heart to take down. Go get a pen.

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Speaker 5: Party bag of Sultan vinegar crinkled cut and a party

736
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Speaker 5: bag of chicken twisties. Put the chicken twisties into the

737
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Speaker 5: sulten vinegar.

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Speaker 4: Bag and Adrian, do you break up like Jack? Did

739
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Speaker 4: you toss it in a bowl or something.

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Speaker 1: No, I just sort of tip a little bit in

741
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: and check it up and tip a bit more. Sometimes

742
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: it's hard to get them more when you have to

743
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: give it a bit of a squeeze. But most of

744
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Speaker 1: the time it's just good by a bit.

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Speaker 4: Chefs have to suffer for art sometimes, don't we. You know, Hi, Adrian,

746
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 4: good on, you have a good weekend. You there. He

747
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 4: is the first ever winner of snack Genius. Okay, so

748
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Speaker 4: if you listen to thinking I've got one for next week,

749
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Speaker 4: email them in Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au,

750
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Speaker 4: Christian Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell Show podcast. All right, then,

751
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 4: so let's talk about the week we've had so far.

752
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Speaker 4: Four day week was straightened Friday already, Patsy, what is

753
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 4: the song that would sum up your week?

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Speaker 6: You know what?

755
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 3: Boys? The love God bless his heart flooded the bathroom

756
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Speaker 3: last night for the second time.

757
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Speaker 5: A water Mama five.

758
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Speaker 4: Cool song. Anytime you want to break out some Johnny

759
00:34:56,040 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 4: cashes a right with me, Patsy, I'll tell you what.

760
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 3: So he got to it just in time. I was

761
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 3: sitting with Audrey doing homework and he was in charge

762
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Speaker 3: of looking after the bath and overlooking dinner last night.

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Speaker 4: And I think, in a minute, there's your mistake that

764
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 4: never give a man two things straight. What were you

765
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Speaker 4: thinking that would divide my brain into I couldn't cope

766
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Speaker 4: with that. I can only do one thing. So you

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Speaker 4: want me to look off the bath and sort the

768
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 4: dinner out? No, no, no, no, no, brain says no.

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Speaker 5: He says no.

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Speaker 3: workI anyway, I thought, normally, you know, when we run

771
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Speaker 3: a bath, he will, he'll sort of like intermittently just

772
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Speaker 3: go in and check it and other chick, I said, Chris.

773
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Speaker 3: The bath like it seemed to be going forever. And

774
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Speaker 3: I've never seen him.

775
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 4: And you've got one of those sunken giant ones, having

776
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 4: you like Egyptian goddesses.

777
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Speaker 3: That he built you yet and he was filling it

778
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 3: with milk, Yeah, ash and milk. I've never seen him

779
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 3: move so fast. It was like lightning fast. Ran in

780
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Speaker 3: and it was just like lapping on the lip of

781
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Speaker 3: the bath and sort of spilling down onto the tiles,

782
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Speaker 3: not on the grab.

783
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Speaker 4: The towels, turn the tap office that panic, isn't it

784
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 4: that you've done? Real down? Yeah? All the pans are then.

785
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 3: Boiling over, and no, that was all right, we're having

786
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Speaker 3: a salad. Luckily, But the first time, like I said,

787
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Speaker 3: it's the second time he's done it. The first time,

788
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 3: Audrey was about I don't know, one or eight months

789
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 3: or something, and it was an absolute disaster. So again

790
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 3: I was doing something else. I think I was sterilizing

791
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 3: bottles or something in the kitchen, and.

792
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 4: That was when you run the net meth lap, wasn't.

793
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 3: It cooking up some stuff? And I said to him,

794
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 3: can you run a bath for her? Anyway, we both

795
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 3: just totally forgot about it and only realized when we

796
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 3: looked up from the kitchen into the.

797
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 4: Hall and there was water and in a canoe coming down, lapping.

798
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 3: Out almost onto the floorboards. So it had gone out

799
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 3: of her bathroom, down the hall into her bedroom.

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Speaker 4: Put your own water world there, yeah, into.

801
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 3: This second office where I'm working from, and also our

802
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 3: second office.

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00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 4: What do you want some sort of you live in

804
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 4: an office block or.

805
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 3: Something, and onto our wardrobe, backs onto her bathroom. So

806
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 3: everything in the wardrobe that.

807
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 4: Was going to a tourlet. And so seeing you getting changed,

808
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 4: putting your bar and nickers on, it was a mess.

809
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 3: We had to rip carpet up, play skirting board everything, you.

810
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 4: Know, I do think. So when my wife has had

811
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 4: one of those days, I think the kindest thing you

812
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 4: can say is a guy is just going let me

813
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 4: run your bath. You don't say do you want to bath?

814
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 4: You simply say let me run your bath. And I

815
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 4: see her body changes, perhaps she literally so m'st like.

816
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 4: She comes back into her body goes, oh, yes, you

817
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 4: know what, Yeah, that'd be great. What I have to

818
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 4: do then is because I've got a simple guy I

819
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 4: have to do. My wife doesn't even know this. This

820
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 4: is a guy tip. Here. I put a time on

821
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 4: my phone for two minutes thirty. Yeah, then you don't

822
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 4: want the phone is smarter than us. Let the phone

823
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 4: work for us. The phone tells me, hey, go back

824
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 4: to the bath. Turn it off. Now, we'll go and

825
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 4: keep an eye on it, because then when you run

826
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 4: the bath for somebody else, you've got to be really careful.

827
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,919
Speaker 4: But you don't just fill it with too much hot

828
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 4: water then it Yeah, you've got to do that mixy thing,

829
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,760
Speaker 4: you know, you get your arms, you do the old scoop.

830
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 4: Everyone does that. I don't know who you whether you're

831
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 4: brad pit or anyone you're not having someone else. You've

832
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 4: got to do the old technique, haven't you wear Yeah,

833
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 4: the whirlpool where you you move the warm water with

834
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 4: the left paddle arm and then the cold water comes

835
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 4: behind you and you kind of do that scooping thing.

836
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 5: It's also perfect if you've got any bath salts. It's

837
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 5: going to evenly distribute it around.

838
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 4: You make it kind of a soup, don't you. We

839
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 4: all do that, and famous the pope's having a bath,

840
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 4: he still has to do that little thing as well

841
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 4: with his hat on so it doesn't fall into the bath.

842
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 2: Christ shooast.

843
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 4: Damien's got a great idea for what we're talking about

844
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 4: earlier with Patsy's husband Chris the wearrib We love God

845
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 4: failing to do dinner and run a bath again, too

846
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,919
Speaker 4: many things going on for us, guys, Christians. Solution bath

847
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 4: and dinner solution run a bath and make a delicious

848
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 4: dinner at the same time by having steamed dumplings made

849
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 4: in the bath. Great idea.

850
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 3: Great love dumplings in this house.

851
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 4: That is a great idea. You eat the bath, you

852
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 4: get those bath bombs and then have all the flowers

853
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 4: in This is even better. Than you got those lovely

854
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 4: prawn dumplings going around you. This is my song that

855
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 4: sums up my week. Also a beautiful song light Would

856
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 4: you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? This is

857
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 4: not about it is so yesterday on the show I

858
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 4: used you guys, Jack and Pants as a focus group.

859
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 4: My daughter turned sixteen next month. This is a big age.

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Speaker 4: She's really excited. We're excited as a mom and dad

861
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 4: and I want her to have a great day and

862
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 4: a great weekend. And it falls on a Friday, and

863
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 4: I mean thinking for Lasca's what can I do to

864
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 4: surprise her and give her a moment she going to

865
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 4: remember for years. I always remember my sixteenth because Dad

866
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 4: did this. And so I just happened to be approached

867
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Speaker 4: two days ago by a promotional company that own one

868
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Speaker 4: of those hot air balloons that you can have a

869
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 4: logo on, and I thought, could I put Happy Birthday

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Speaker 4: Ruby on one side and on the other side a

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Speaker 4: beautiful photo of her as a young delicious baby. I

872
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 4: don't know why I said delicious baby. I thought those

873
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Speaker 4: dumplings just now can't get out of my head. They

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Speaker 4: thought the dumplings her as a baby, You know, lovely,

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Speaker 4: no old I disagree.

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Speaker 5: I don't immediately I think a terrible idea.

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Speaker 4: Patsy, because she's opening a big heart. You thought this

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Speaker 4: was a lovely idea.

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Speaker 3: Oh look I thought it. Yes, look embarrassed her. But

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Speaker 3: I think in years to come down the track, I

881
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Speaker 3: think she'll iggle and think, oh, Dad, remember that day

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Speaker 3: when you got a balloon for my sixteenth birthday?

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Speaker 5: What a terrible way to celebrate a present is. I'll

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Speaker 5: hate it now, but one day I might look back.

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Speaker 4: On it and go all we have is now, which

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Speaker 4: is why now was yesterday and Ruby had found out

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Speaker 4: from friends at school saying, your dad was on the

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Speaker 4: radio talking about getting a some giant balloon with your

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Speaker 4: massive baby head floating over the city. And we had

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Speaker 4: quite a big chat, actually about twenty minutes. And I've

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Speaker 4: had to have had to actually take a pledge. I

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Speaker 4: had to swear on my life that there will be

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Speaker 4: no surprises. There must be no surprises. Only gives no

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Speaker 4: surprises because and I quote she said, I can't trust

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Speaker 4: you with surprises.

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Speaker 5: Now, I'm not surprised. I am not surprised.

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Speaker 4: I said, what about a surprise is a lovely thing?

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Speaker 4: Nothing to fear she said, if you'd have done this,

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Speaker 4: it would have been over between you and us. Thank

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Speaker 4: god you've got in the waiver. I actually thought this

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Speaker 4: was a good idea, did we? I mean, just miss

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Speaker 4: it's actually scared. I'm actually scared of myself now my mind.

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Speaker 5: Just go for traditional gifts. You don't have to.

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Speaker 4: And also I had my fingers crossed behind my back.

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Speaker 4: Those little kids, they still don't know the way of

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Speaker 4: the world. There will be a surprise. I just need

907
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Speaker 4: to work out what the surprises.

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Speaker 5: Just don't make it public, won't make it, make a

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Speaker 5: private maybe.

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Speaker 4: Well No, I was thinking about what about those ones

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Speaker 4: where you just say this the plane in the sky

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Speaker 4: chose the sign? Do you remember those ones?

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Speaker 3: The banner?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 5: You know, teenagers don't want any attention on them. They

916
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Speaker 5: want to remain anonymous, nothing that her schoolmaids can know about.

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Speaker 4: What about this? Then I make an amusing TikTok birthday

918
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Speaker 4: dance for her? No, that's worse.

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Speaker 3: No, definitely not.

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Speaker 4: Guys, All right, here's what I need you to do

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Speaker 4: over the weekend, come back Monday show with a surprise

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Speaker 4: for me, okay her for me to do for her

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Speaker 4: sixteenth Okay, please guys, I need some help here. You're

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Speaker 4: not going any help all right? Anyway, I thought after

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Speaker 4: AIGHTA got someone and we could take some calls my parents.

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Speaker 4: We want to call this your parents did what I mean,

927
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Speaker 4: thankfully I didn't do this, But I bet you must

928
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Speaker 4: have stories of things that your mom and dad did

929
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Speaker 4: do that actually did embarrass you or you felt so ashamed.

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Speaker 4: They didn't mean to do it, they no doubt how

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Speaker 4: good intentions, like me with the loving balloon head, and.

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Speaker 5: We were so close to you actually pulling the trigger

933
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Speaker 5: on it, had you not said something yesterday?

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Speaker 4: The guy got back to me with a quote, but

935
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Speaker 4: then also said that his wife rang him. She happened

936
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Speaker 4: to hear me talking about it yesterday and went, Ryan,

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Speaker 4: did you email Christian on the radio. He's just been

938
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Speaker 4: talking about you. He emailed me, had heard the podcast.

939
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Speaker 4: I take it you don't really want that quote. Now

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Speaker 4: there's gonna be no blue I went, sorry, Ryan, there's

941
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Speaker 4: going to be no balloon all right. So after it

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Speaker 4: to lo this some morning, have you got a story

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Speaker 4: about your mom and dad and how they embarrassed you

944
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Speaker 4: were calling it? Your parents did what The.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: What if you on stories about your mum and dad?

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Speaker 4: Your parents did? What well you tell us about stories

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Speaker 4: about your mom and dad embarrassing you? Luckily, thanks to

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Speaker 4: Jack intervening yesterday on the show, I am not going

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Speaker 4: to be getting a hot air balloon with my daughter's

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Speaker 4: face from when she was a baby with happy sixteenth

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Speaker 4: on the other side in a couple of weeks time

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Speaker 4: when she turned sixteen. There could have been an awful

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Speaker 4: moment between us. So how did your parents embarrass you?

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Speaker 4: I saw the keep cups yesterday.

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Speaker 5: I wonder we didn't give them away in the.

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Speaker 4: Oh No, they're awful. What color of gray is that

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Speaker 4: your mum and dad embarrassed you when you were younger

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Speaker 4: nine four one four one four three. Got an email

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Speaker 4: here from Lisa Bradfield. My mum took me to Myers

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Speaker 4: to buy some cords when I was a teenager. Course

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Speaker 4: I think everyone you had the needle cards for the

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Speaker 4: thinner one and the jumber ones I seem to remember.

976
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Speaker 4: So this is from Lisa when she was a teenager.

977
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Speaker 4: But because there was a skinny, the only pants that

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Speaker 4: fitted me from the boys department, and much to my horror,

979
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Speaker 4: I mum maybe tried them on in the boy's fitting room. Lisa.

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Speaker 4: That's great. Uh simone, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 8: How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to someone welcome to the show. I hope

983
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Speaker 4: you had a good week. So how did your mom

984
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 4: and dad embarrass you?

985
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 8: My Hen's night that my mum organized the town crier.

986
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so complete surprise. So what we were you

987
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Speaker 4: were in a restaurant? Described the scene?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, no restaurant a lot of Chinese restaurant, only a

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Speaker 8: very small handful. I'm not one to party or anything

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Speaker 8: else like that. Right at the back of the restaurant,

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Speaker 8: all of a sudden, you here, Hey, it's.

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Speaker 4: A giant, big old be as well, the red tunickl and.

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Speaker 8: The whole kitten caboodle. Not joking, and he's wandering down

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Speaker 8: the restaurant going he he life story of Simone from

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Speaker 8: when she was a baby to present day?

996
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 4: Did the unroll that scroll they read from?

997
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 8: Had the whole lot? Christian had the whole lot? Then

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Speaker 8: summoned everybody in the restaurant because it was the only

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Speaker 8: China's restaurant in town, and to get up off their

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Speaker 8: seats and wander down to my table and stand there

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Speaker 8: and give me a random a.

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Speaker 4: Floor amazing, tell me this. Did you enjoy it or

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Speaker 4: were you mortified?

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Speaker 8: I was mortified.

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Speaker 4: Oh my word, that's amazing. Oh that's incredible. I love

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Speaker 4: that story. That's amazing. So I'm making a note. This

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Speaker 4: is what I might do for Ruby in a couple

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Speaker 4: of weeks, time for sex outside the school gates. Got

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Speaker 4: the scroll there, the story of Ruby. Hey, I might

1010
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Speaker 4: dress up myself and do it. Pick up Hey, the

1011
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Speaker 4: story of Ruby. I think you like a training course

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Speaker 4: to become a town cry. I get someone to mentor

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00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 4: me over the next couple of weeks. Give me great idea, Simone,

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Speaker 4: thank you very much. All right, we're sending the prize pack.

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Speaker 4: Well done, actually, thank you all right.

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Speaker 2: Give us a call then the Christian o'common show.

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Speaker 4: I've just chunked into Google how to be a town

1018
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Speaker 4: crier And the first news story I see is from

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Speaker 4: two years ago in Australia about an altercation between two

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Speaker 4: rival town criers turning up to the same event and

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Speaker 4: having a turf war fight. Ye I'll fight ye headline.

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Speaker 4: Hear ye, hear ye. All is not well in the

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Speaker 4: town crier community after two rival town cries were left

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Speaker 4: red faced at a Melbourne Day event. Town crier turf

1025
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Speaker 4: war is the headline.

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Speaker 5: This town is only big enough for one crier.

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Speaker 4: That's amazing. Okay, So this morning we're talking about how

1028
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Speaker 4: your mum and dad embarrass you? Your parents did what? Sorry?

1029
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Speaker 4: Nine one four three on the line. Now we have Karen.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Karen, Good morning, Good morning, Karen. Welcome to

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Speaker 4: the show. So how did mom and dad embarrass you?

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Speaker 7: Well, my mum committed the worst embarrassment As a teenager,

1033
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Speaker 7: I was dating a boy from school and he asked

1034
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Speaker 7: me would I go to his house for a big party.

1035
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Speaker 8: He was throwing, so I said, you're all right, and

1036
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Speaker 8: I asked my mom.

1037
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Speaker 9: My mom said yeah, sure, if I drive you.

1038
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 7: I said, you're okay anyway, So she drive me, but

1039
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Speaker 7: she walked me to the front door, holding my hand

1040
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Speaker 7: on the ball. The boy came to the door, she asked,

1041
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Speaker 7: was the parents home? He said no, so she turned around,

1042
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Speaker 7: grabbed my hand and walked me back out.

1043
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Speaker 4: Right right thing.

1044
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Speaker 9: Real body was watching and said, you're not staying there.

1045
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Speaker 7: The parents aren't home.

1046
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Speaker 4: How old were you are? Thirty two, sixteen, sixteen? Now

1047
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Speaker 4: that's the right thing to do. I said to the kids,

1048
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Speaker 4: they can do that when they're thirty five, but only

1049
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Speaker 4: thirty five, Karen, that's amazing, And he crushed at that age,

1050
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Speaker 4: aren't you, because everyone's going to take the mickey out

1051
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Speaker 4: of you for months to come about your mum doing that.

1052
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Speaker 4: They did.

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Speaker 7: I was at high school and all I cupped was

1054
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Speaker 7: Mummy had to hold your hands.

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Speaker 9: And that was at high school when you're trying to

1056
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Speaker 9: be cool and you've.

1057
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Speaker 7: Got mummy had to take you to the party.

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Speaker 9: Embarrassing and I had that for a year.

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Speaker 4: I could still feel the pain in this now these

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Speaker 4: years later.

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Speaker 7: Just put it this way.

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Speaker 9: I lost the boyfriend.

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Speaker 6: Put it that way, all.

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Speaker 4: Right, Karen, thank you very much. She call you have

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Speaker 4: a great weekend.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Zoe. Good morning, Good morning, christ good morning. How did

1068
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Speaker 4: your mom and dad embarrass you?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 9: My dad? He was a crazy, religious, untrusting freak. He

1071
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Speaker 9: had this beautiful Royal Infield Royal Indian Enfield motorcycle. He

1072
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Speaker 9: destroyed it by adding penny of tanks and the white

1073
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Speaker 9: police chield liking chips. He would wear a pale blue

1074
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Speaker 9: shirt and he would ride stiff backed around Mudura High School,

1075
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Speaker 9: killing at lunchtimes and before school, spying on my sister

1076
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Speaker 9: and I. We couldn't wag school and whatnot. Okay, this

1077
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Speaker 9: was habitual. But one day, as my girlfriends and I

1078
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Speaker 9: were walking out of the big main gates of the

1079
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Speaker 9: high school in swoops, this cop look alike pulls up

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Speaker 9: right in front of us, sees the boys watch on

1081
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Speaker 9: my hand. I'm not even allowed to talk to boys.

1082
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Speaker 9: He sees a boy's watch on my hand, rips it

1083
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Speaker 9: off my hand makes this big. Weally zoomed back out

1084
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Speaker 9: of the front drive. And then to make matters worse,

1085
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Speaker 9: he found out where the boy is or who his

1086
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Speaker 9: father was, found that he was a real estate agent,

1087
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Speaker 9: took the watch back to the public workplace and made

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Speaker 9: his father sign to get it back, and then created

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Speaker 9: a pass off the school about it. But my father

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Speaker 9: my girlfriends were just rolling holding their stomachs, laughing at

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Speaker 9: my father looking like a cop on a Chip's boike

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Speaker 9: an Indian Enfield, for God's sake, the most.

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Speaker 4: Beautiful beautiful bike. Yeah, Joe, I made to look at

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Speaker 4: the Chips motorbike dressing up as a fake.

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Speaker 9: A fake cop. But he did it on a regular basis.

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Speaker 5: More Dura High school folks.

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Speaker 2: You must remember it everyone.

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Speaker 4: He was crazy, all right, Zoe, thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: You cool, have a nice week? Can all right?

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Speaker 5: Bye you too, Bye bye now.

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show podcast to last story about your mum

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Speaker 4: and dad embarrassing you. This is from Angie Christian. By

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Speaker 4: the time you're eighteen, you put up a bit of

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Speaker 4: a reputation. At my eighteenth birthday party, I had a

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Speaker 4: load of friends and pretty much the whole high school

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Speaker 4: ended up gate crashing the celebration. By the time the

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Speaker 4: speeches came there are about one hundred kids from my school,

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Speaker 4: all around seventeen and eighteen. My dad had My dad

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Speaker 4: had had a few drinks already. This is we already

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Speaker 4: were all on page here. My aunt got up decided

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Speaker 4: to not just tell to do a speech, but tan

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Speaker 4: a joke. My dad cannot do jokes. Instead of just

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Speaker 4: telling you winning bad joke, he added my name to

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Speaker 4: it to make it sound like the joke was happening

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Speaker 4: to me. This is a great idea. I'm with your

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Speaker 4: dad in this. I've got the joke. Do you want

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Speaker 4: to hear this? Uh? The joke. One day, Angie went

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Speaker 4: to the local doctor and said, I don't fail well.

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Speaker 4: The doctor asked her to walk away from him so

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Speaker 4: we could assess her condition. He said, ah, you have

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Speaker 4: zachary disease. Angie asked him, what is zachary disease? Ah,

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Speaker 4: your face looks zachary like your backside. Oh yeah, absolute yeah.

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Speaker 4: Out of all the jokes he could have told him,

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Speaker 4: and he has to pick that one. And thank you

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Speaker 4: very much.

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Speaker 2: Email Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Time for the last outward Time waste of the week.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday's one was super Let's see you get on with

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Speaker 4: this mornings good news. Not just one of you, but

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Speaker 4: two of you are going to get a two hundred

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Speaker 4: dollars eBay voucher each for the best ones we get

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Speaker 4: this morning. This morning, it's songs for plumbers only on

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Speaker 4: this morning, which I spoke, two plumbers just got their

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Speaker 4: first job, and so we're doing this for our trades

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Speaker 4: that support the show. Plumber songs, Jack, carrying your plumber songs.

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Speaker 4: And now half an hour ago you were staring out

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Speaker 4: the window looking for inspiration. Have you found it?

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Speaker 5: I think I found a couple just in the last

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Speaker 5: five minutes.

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Speaker 4: Okay, plumber songs. I've got stuck in the U bend

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Speaker 4: with you. Silver, twist and grout, Bronze, Peggy sewage, gold

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Speaker 4: and last night a b day sprayed my wife.

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Speaker 5: But gold.

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Speaker 4: All right, Jack, what have you got? Plumber songs?

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Speaker 5: Cisterns are doing it for themselves.

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Speaker 4: Cisterns are doing it for themselves. Smart silver plus, purple drain,

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Speaker 4: purple drain, gold, Little plumber boy, Little plumber boy, that's

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Speaker 4: a that's a gold as well.

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Speaker 5: And sometimes I leave my worst ones to last, but

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Speaker 5: I'll try and sing it to give it an extra

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Speaker 5: Turn the taps around, Hey, turn the beat around, Turn

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Speaker 5: the taps around.

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Speaker 4: Plumber songs, Rip Jackpost, The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Plumber Songs.

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Speaker 4: Do you know it's still got fully qualified plumber Colin McGregor. Really,

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Speaker 4: if he uses that one hundred and twenty million in

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Speaker 4: the bank account, he still go back to mending Irish

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Speaker 4: people's u mend. Yeah, he was a plumber. The producers

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Speaker 4: have given me some facts about plumbing matters. The average

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Speaker 4: person spends three years of their life on the toilet.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what the producers thought we were going

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Speaker 4: to do with this information. It goes nowhere.

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Speaker 5: That does sound high though.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, of course it is three years. I guess that

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Speaker 4: easily adds up. All right there, So we're looking at

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Speaker 4: your plumber songs. Plunger Struck Gold, that's very good, Chaz

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Speaker 4: In Geelong, Insane in the drain, Silver, Pete in Abbotsford, Flush,

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Speaker 4: Dance Year Gold and Crowded stand By p Silver Plush

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Speaker 4: and Martha, uh I sewer you standing there? Gold Back

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Speaker 4: on the drain Gang Silver Duney did a bad thing, bronze,

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Speaker 4: total clips of the spout.

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Speaker 5: I thought it was going to say fat. I'm glad

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Speaker 5: it didn't.

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Speaker 4: Do you think I'm sexyline? That's very good. Blame it

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Speaker 4: on the boggy no bronze, bulevard of broken trains gold.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like a local newspaper headline, doesn't it. Meghan

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Speaker 4: Frankston very smart. Stuck in the middle of a pooh,

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Speaker 4: he encouraged those yes, yes, that is high brow. Look

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Speaker 4: up in noo sub unclog my heart silver. Another one

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Speaker 4: bites the flush. Bronze smells like cistern spirit silver plus

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Speaker 4: uh shower, Will I Know? Whitness Euston show, Will I Know?

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Speaker 5: Bronze and.

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Speaker 4: Backed up in Johnny Boyd that's funny and East Bentley

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Speaker 4: bohemian tapsody silver with or without poop, bronz, smoke on

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Speaker 4: the water clog bronze baby not reading that one? Now?

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Speaker 4: Who highlighted that one? Anthony is funny? But that can't

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Speaker 4: come on here? I am I sure about this. This

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Speaker 4: is the last one. They're starting to get really rude.

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Speaker 4: Cultures are with cheap wine and a three day floater.

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Speaker 4: That is enough listeners. Okay, come on, we draw the line.

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Speaker 5: This is a high rotted show, none of the poo

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Speaker 5: based ones.

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Speaker 4: No they're not. They're not going on eBay with that

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Speaker 4: kind of humor.

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Speaker 5: The two winners today Plunger Struck and Boulevard are broken Dray.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you both get two hundred dollars eBay vouchers. I

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Speaker 4: love the way Patsy going like turning them off. All right,

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Speaker 4: show mum, Yes, getting on a naughty step you dudes

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Speaker 4: and Croyden. But cheap wine and a three day floater.

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Speaker 4: We know your parents are we call them after the show.

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Speaker 5: None of that. When pats is back here on Monday,

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Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, tight ship, clean that act up.

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Speaker 4: All right, we are almost done. Tit of today's show

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Speaker 4: is the Slack comes to You with open arms. That's

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Speaker 4: the title of today's show. Patsy, what are you up

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Speaker 4: to this great weekend? What are you going to be doing?

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Speaker 4: You know what?

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Speaker 3: I'm finally taking the plunge. I've been wanting to do

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Speaker 3: it for a while. I am going tomorrow to do

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Speaker 3: bikram yoga.

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Speaker 5: Oh I've been doing yoga this week and is hot yoga?

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Speaker 4: Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Forty degrees inside?

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Speaker 4: Good luck.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to get a sweat on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, have you ever done yoga before?

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Speaker 3: I've done gentle yoga, but I haven't done this, and

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Speaker 3: isolation hasn't been kind to my hips. It's going.

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Speaker 4: It is agony, pats Honestly, agony, I tell you what. Honestly,

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Speaker 4: you just you see these people who there are two

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Speaker 4: tops of people in the world. There are yoga people

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Speaker 4: and there's the rest of us. They go like, do

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Speaker 4: the downward dog or the starfish or whatever.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, andfish. I've never been in that class.

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Speaker 4: That guy made me do that once. I have to

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Speaker 4: pull my pants down to do that. It was just

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Speaker 4: me and him with the lights off. Anyway, what are

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Speaker 4: you doing in the corner? Yogi? When you do that?

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Speaker 4: And you do some of these poses and I don't

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Speaker 4: actually know how you're meant to do them, and you

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Speaker 4: feel like you're the tin.

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Speaker 3: Man trying to like, oh, yeah, that'll be me, but

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Speaker 3: you're shaking.

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Speaker 4: You're actually shaking with the effort, like proper sweat be

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Speaker 4: amazing though, great thing to do.

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Speaker 5: Is it our long?

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Speaker 3: I'm hoping I like it?

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Speaker 5: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: I said this is it?

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Speaker 5: How long? And you never replied.

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Speaker 4: But Patsy, when Jack's asked you a question and you've

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Speaker 4: just left him hanging. You had en loft with Jack

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Speaker 4: or so. I don't think he's cutting it anymore. Yeah,

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00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 4: just gave it, just said to you is it now?

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00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 4: And you just trying to answer. We're on the radio,

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Speaker 4: time to think.

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Speaker 3: So, Jack and I hope I'm last that long, but we'll.

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Speaker 5: See, because what I was going to say is bank

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Speaker 5: and I've been doing fifteen minutes on YouTube and that's

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Speaker 5: hard enough.

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Speaker 4: Two little stretches, quick, warm up, when it's done, one

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Speaker 4: starfish and you're done. I think that's a different thing

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Speaker 4: on YouTube. You doing all right? Have a great weekend everyone.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much for listening.

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