WEBVTT - Don't Throw Me Under The Show 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.240 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast. 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:12.600 Mildon's Gold one oh four point three Gold. 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:16.360 The rest of the world. 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:22.120 What goes on in this hour stays in this hour. 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.280 Even the boss doesn't listen. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:31.920 Ladies, gentlemen, Welcome. 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:38.000 To the Christian O'Connell for Breakfast Show. Good morning, it's 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.919 Tuesday morning. It's to Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Go on 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:48.680 one oh four point three. So great. Heather won it yesterday, mate, Heather. Yeah, 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:51.360 Heather won it yesterday. She want a trip to Thailand. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:52.120 Heather won it. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.280 Again just writing what's left out? 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:59.160 Heather won the trick she did to Thailand. 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:00.200 Heather. 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:05.240 You know that is one hundred percent Heather. Bloody love Heather. Heather. 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:07.800 I called her Heather w on the trip. We all 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:09.040 know Heather, don't we? Yeah? 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.640 Oh yeah that Heather. Yeah, yeah, here the Heather. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:14.720 Who's he going to be today? Huh? What collection of 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:16.959 net letters will you be reading out tomorrow? And name form? 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:20.039 It could be David, could be Ray, but it's Heather. 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:25.040 Everyone tell your friends update Facebook. Heather won it yesterday. 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:30.479 Great news, Pats, He's already alloyed. I am. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.440 You've gone fishing and you've succeeded today. 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:36.280 Out of the radio stations do this where they give 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:39.840 you a winner's name, the boss yesterday obviously rushing around 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:41.680 them when they only give us half the name, and 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:43.120 they do that thing where they let you know what 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:47.680 suburb they're from as well. Heather from Cranbourne won the 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:50.280 trip yesterday. So is it people listening and go that 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:53.840 is great news. I could be the name read out tomorrow. 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:57.200 I feel like you guys have lied to me. When 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:58.800 I first moved in, I was wide about all the 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:02.720 wild and dangerous animal in Australia, whether it's above you, 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:06.320 beneath you, in the sea, anywhere. You'll said you don't 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.800 need to worry about that. Not in Melbourne. You know 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.000 that you've got to go hours out before you worry 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:14.600 about anything like that. Yesterday I'm terrified when I read 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:17.760 about a woman in Cranbourne who trod on a tiger 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:19.160 snake in her bedroom. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:23.440 It's almost out in the outskirts though, I think Crambin 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:24.079 is like, what. 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:27.600 If I got up here on my computer screen Google. 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:29.560 Maps how far away the snake is from the center 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:30.040 of Elvis. 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.880 Essentially I've got Google Maps up to see the studio 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:36.399 to Cranbourne forty two minutes. That snake could be here 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:40.400 climbing up these microphone cables and into my ears and 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:44.600 nesting in there. Cramborne is really close. That's not out 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:45.440 in the bush. 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:47.720 I mean the fact there's a come inside that is 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:49.040 a bit frightening. 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.880 In her bedroom middle of the night. She's got up 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:54.640 trod on something squishy, a tiger snake. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:56.880 I forget to tell you, guys, we found over the 0:02:56.880 --> 0:03:02.000 weekend doing our earth removal red backs. Three red backs. 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:02.960 They're bad. 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:07.560 Yeah, really there. They didn't kill you anymore? Do they pat. 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:12.560 Them? They stayed down with them and done some positive affirmation. 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:15.320 My dad was was he. 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.560 Yeah, he got a bit once and he was paralyzed 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:19.480 for like a couple of weeks, but then came good. 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:20.800 But here it was pretty crook. 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:21.680 Paralleled. 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:22.720 Yeah, he couldn't walk. 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:26.200 And then just came good. Or did he have likes 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:27.160 he had treatment? 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:30.880 He had to have treatment. Yeah, mom thought, oh gosh, yeah, 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:31.920 he's not going to get back to work. 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:32.760 Don't do that thing. 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:36.200 So are you guys starting to pack up down creep 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:37.840 behind him, get out of the hat. Oh no, he's 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:40.320 to start moving looking get back in from the car. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:44.520 It's the way your mom won You know, my mom 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:48.120 was pretty right there for a while. Hey listen, I'm 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.320 not saying we leave him or one of the sayings, 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:52.880 just get ready in case it's sets in and it's permanent, 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:56.080 because you know, we can't not sticking around carry any 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:01.000 So I didn't we, like you get all this stuff 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:02.440 in suburban locations. 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:05.600 Yeah, yeah, there was a snake in a Colin Straight 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:07.839 bookshop about four or five years ago. 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.320 Was it really? Sorry, dad joke? 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:11.640 Snakes and letters? 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:16.200 Really? Yeah, in the bookshop in the bookshop. Yeah. This 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:18.080 is what Australians have to do is terrorize you at 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:21.119 the animals. But now they're getting closer. Okay, so this morning, 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.640 I want to know about wild and dangerous animals, but 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:26.719 in your home, not out in the bush, okay, not walking, 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.520 but in your home on nine four one four one 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:32.000 oh four three, if you're finding red backs in your garden. 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.320 And then this poor woman's treading on a tiger snake. Also, 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.680 they were interviewing the snake catcher yesterday. He had some 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:40.719 really handy advice. If you see a tiger snake. He 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:43.279 actually said this right down the barrel of the camera. 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:45.920 If you see a tiger snake, don't stand on it, 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:49.320 all right, the best thing it is stamp on its head. 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.920 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:53.440 point three. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.080 So this morning, I want to know about dangerous animals 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:59.159 in your house. After a woman in Cramborne over the 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:01.280 weekend got out of a bedroom the night and trod 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:03.680 on a tiger snake. You will warm me when I 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:05.160 moved here that I didn't need to worry about any 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:09.880 of this stuff. It's miles aways, hours away in the bush, 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.400 but it's not rob Good morning, Oh. 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:15.479 Good a Christian. We live out in the Yarrow Valley 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:17.920 and I've got a house which is sort of in 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:22.119 the in the bush, and there's an area under my house. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.440 There's a door, and I noticed it was open one morning, 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:28.400 so I went down and I closed it, and then 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:29.680 I went up into the house to make a cup 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.720 of tea and I could hear this bang bang bang 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:36.080 noise underneath me. So I went down and had opened 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.159 the door and actually looked through the slabs first all 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:39.800 before I opened the door, I thought it was a 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:43.559 big dog. Turned out it was a kangaroo under the house. 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:46.880 And I'm looking at it, and it's pouncing around on 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:52.120 top of pots and bicycles and it's causing all sorts 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:56.240 of mayhem down there. But I got a good picture 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:58.279 of it on go pro go pro camera, so that 0:05:58.360 --> 0:05:58.640 was good. 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.799 Please, if you got that, send it to us, sure 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:02.560 they'll do well. 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:04.240 Did it come out the door easily or said, like 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.160 when you're trying to get a flyer or wasp out 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.400 the house and you open the window but it just 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.560 doesn't know where the window is and you're trying to 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:11.160 point to it. 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.480 Oh, Jackie, it was. We had to move all sorts 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:15.839 of things out of there is to give it a 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:19.080 clear passenger hurt on the way out, but it made 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.159 its weir out eventually and then hopped around the garden 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:21.840 for a while. 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:23.479 Partly hopes it got them on the bike, so just 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:27.120 took off. There's big old clown shoes. They look like 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.920 they've got for feet, ringing the man as it goes 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.599 past you. All right, Rob, have a good day, mate, 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:33.360 thanks for calling him. 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.200 Cheers again on this. 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:43.000 Day mystery, on this day, All right, this morning, jack Boss, 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.919 in change of on this day in mystery, what can 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:46.880 you tell us about today? 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:49.760 On this day in history. In two thousand and six, 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:53.920 readers of Total Guitar magazine voted this as the greatest 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:57.000 guitar solo of all time. Now, I don't want to 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.320 make it so easy for people calling up and just 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:02.919 give them the actual guitar solo. I've recre recreated with 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.440 my mouth, and you have to tell me what it is. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:05.840 Okay. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:10.120 So listening to this, Wow, a little little little little 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:15.640 will New Need Little Lenny? 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:19.720 I reckon, this is the start of a new weekly 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:22.680 fit creature. That is so what's what? This has been 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:25.240 voted by Total Guitar becasine greatst riff. 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:27.600 Ever, greatest guitar solo of all time. 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:36.800 Wow, a Little Little Little Lily will New Need Little Lenny. 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:41.080 Almost feels like two songs in there, Like it starts 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.240 with one and goes into another one. It feels like 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:45.200 it ends with this, the theme tune from Hill Street 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:45.760 Blues to me. 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:54.600 Wow, lit a Little Little Little Lily Will Need Little Lenny. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:58.040 All right, rock fans, give us a call now recognize 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:01.400 the riff nine four one four one four three, give 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:02.600 us a talk that your guesses. 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:06.000 Next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:07.560 four point three on. 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:14.760 This day Mystery, on this day. All right, Jack, what's 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:18.200 the clues today for today's question? For honest day in Mystery. 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:22.440 On March twenty six, two thousand and six, this guitar 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:25.440 solo was voted the best of all time. This is 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.280 me doing my rendition with my mouth. You have to 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:29.600 identify the song. 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:31.320 I reckon you give them birth here to brand new 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.719 weekly feature Mouth Riffs. 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:42.560 Weill Li Li Lily will Little. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:49.000 All right, so it's the greatest guitar solo ever. Yep, 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:51.000 all right, let's go to Lion's take some guesses. It's 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.360 going to morning him right now. Catherine, good morning. 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:54.720 Good morning everyone here. 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:57.880 You're doing Yeah, we're good? You will this morning? Yes? 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:58.199 Great? 0:08:58.240 --> 0:08:59.360 Thanks, great, thank you. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:04.760 I don't don't know about Jack's mouth guitar, but I 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:08.439 know the greatest guitar solo of all times? In Hotel California, 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:11.920 Epic one, isn't it it is? I just saw it 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:13.280 the other day live. 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:14.000 It was awesome. 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:15.000 Yeah, what were they like? 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:17.800 They were brilliant, phenomenal, best ever? 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:19.480 Yeah, four times? 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:20.960 Have you and you think that was the best ever? 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:23.079 Is that incredible? How that it still works with the 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:25.720 slightly tweaked lineup as well. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.000 It was even better than ever. God blessed Glenn Fry. 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.000 But his son did feel big shoes. 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:33.680 Ah, that's incredible. It is amazing how these rock stars 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:35.720 now and their kids are coming through. Like Phil Collins 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:36.920 when he was over with his son. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:40.960 Yeah, I saw that one too. Awesome. That big percussion 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.280 piece that they did was fantastic. 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:46.440 Yeah all right, Well so Jack, is this the right answer? 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:49.280 The certain pole that I'm talking about? They did not 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:54.440 vote Hotel California as got no taste. 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:59.240 You need to do your own pul Catherine, Okay, I 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.960 do all right. Catherine's poel. Captain Dancy cooling and always 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:04.160 love you to chat to take care mate. Bye bye, 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:10.240 Brett's morning. Are you cooling it? From Cranbourne. That's right, 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.880 Watch out mate, there's a plague of snakes out there. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:14.240 Stay alive, Brett. 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:18.079 Keep the boots on, mate, I remember, Brent, don't step 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:18.400 on them. 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:22.959 I hate that the real tempers. What do you think 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:24.360 the guitar solo is? 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:25.240 Mate? 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:28.239 With Jack's outstanding performance, I've got to get a sweetshold 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:28.640 of mine. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:29.319 Great. 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:31.760 Oh it's a great guitar solo. That's not what I'm 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:35.720 trying to do rather. Thank you for the compliment either way. 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:40.000 Edith, No, sorry, he's in Edith now he's called Heath. Yes, 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.200 this morning. You want to mate, Welcome to the show. 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.040 What do you think the guitar solo is? 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.319 I think it was a no perfect rendition of Stairway 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:51.120 to Heaven's gonna level this, no perfect. 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:52.960 It is. 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:07.960 What I'm he Stairway to Heaven voted the best guitar 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:10.400 solo of all time in two thousand and six. 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:12.920 Jimmy Page really is a genius. Now, what we've done 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:17.200 is we've matched up Jack's effort along with Jimmy Page. 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:20.320 This is Jack versus Jimmy Page. Let's have a listen 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:22.319 to this. Okay, see if they do the thing faithfully. 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:39.960 Well, little little bang, little little little looning, little little 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:41.040 little looning. 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:44.160 Little little will I kept going, we don't. 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:47.720 Have to listen. I want to all right, I'm telling 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:51.200 you now, signing off on a new weekly preacher. Okay. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.800 Sometimes it might be a drum solo okay, that you 0:11:56.840 --> 0:12:00.760 do with your mouth. Sometimes no, it's just you, just you. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:02.720 Once a week, a new one. Then it's either a 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.880 guitar solo or a drum solo. Okay, all right, Jim 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:07.880 or aged last year, we're giving her the Field Connors 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.640 tickets with the in the tonight drum solo. All right, 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:11.400 nice on, well done. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:14.840 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one oh four 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:15.360 point three. 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:17.400 Good mornings to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:21.880 All right. 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.520 Going to start a new weekly feature of them called 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:28.319 the buzz List. I always love there's too much choice 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:33.000 in the world. Everything's amazing. There's Netflix shows every single 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.760 day now Appen trying to dip their tone into that water. 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:39.160 There's Amazon Prime for so many TV shows and different 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:43.720 channels now, the Stan SBS on demand, ABC iView. We're 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:45.959 an overload. This is a golden age of great TV 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:50.199 shows and movies and documentaries and books, and so hopefully 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:51.719 this is going to be something where we try and 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.040 wade through that with what we're into at the moment 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:56.680 and also just as importantly, what you're into at the 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.319 moment that you want to recommend and share as well. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:04.720 So here's what I'm into at the moment. Bob Murphy 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:07.079 tipped me off to a brilliant Australian writer no longer 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:10.160 around anymore crime and thriller writer called Peter Temple. You 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:11.280 an't read any of his books. 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:12.080 I've heard of him. 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:15.640 Jack Irish book series, which is obviously a TV show 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:18.280 with guy Piers and the character. Now so I'm midway 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:21.280 through the first book. Absolutely brilliant. You'll already be up 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.640 to speed with Pizza Temple. But I love the fact 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.679 that it's all set here in Melbourne. 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:28.040 Oh so you see local w yes, so. 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:31.320 For me is wide eyed Pommy. It's like ah fitz 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:34.480 Roy Brunswick. Oh, I know that Roan. But the books 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:36.959 are outstanding. I'm sure loads of you already read a 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.520 lot of his books, but reading bad debts at the moment, 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:43.400 very very funny sore. Over the weekend it won the award. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:45.680 I think it won the Oscar for Best Documentary Solo. 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:46.520 Have you heard about this. 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:50.800 Documentary free solo? Gee, I've heard. I want to say it. I'max. 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:51.800 I don't know if it's still. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.040 Aren't tell you what. It's not quite the same in 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:57.560 your front room, but it is. It's amazing documentary. Spad 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:02.560 guy who does solo climbing and that means there's no rocks. 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:04.400 No, there's no there's no equipment. 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:06.720 Yeah, but there's also no rocks. It's not like he's 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:08.400 got something like an outcrop or something to put a 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:10.840 hand on. There's just like so any misplaced hand or 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:14.000 foot or toe, he's going to go crashing to the ground. 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:17.640 The film crew who make it aren't as good as 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:19.680 this guy's aren't won the world's best and so they 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:23.000 are in the documentary keep falling off the wall, terrified 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:27.960 and then being terrified. Is you and I watching it's 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.720 it's it's just as interesting because you watch this guy 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:33.520 Alex who's the other star and anything, well, I'm never 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.840 going to be like him. You see the nervous film crew, 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:38.800 and I'm like you guys, But it's a fascinating documentary 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:40.960 into a guy and why he likes doing that, why 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:43.560 pushed himself out there. When the documentary for I think 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:45.960 it's up on ice streamed on I think it was 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.080 on iTunes, you can catch it now, but it's on 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:49.760 quite a few of the other platforms as well. But 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:53.000 solo really really good. The other thing is I took 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:54.760 a lot about all the stuff that's on Netflix at 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:56.200 the moment. We've been banging on for a couple of 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:59.360 weeks about Ricky Gervas's brilliant show after Life. He was 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.680 on the show Line from London on Friday. If you 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:04.120 missed it, catch up with the interview he's on for 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.840 about half an hour Life from London on the podcast 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.840 wherever you listen to your podcast. But I saw a 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:12.080 couple of weeks ago. It's a great thing made by 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.720 some people here in Melbourne. It's a sitcom, but they're 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:18.240 just short, little ten minute episodes. It's called the drop Off. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.720 And if you do the drop off and you've got kids, 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:22.760 you know it's a hell of that. It's a sitcom 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:25.400 about three or four parents who all have to do 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.440 the drop off and it's just ten minutes. I think 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:30.040 they're on the second season of it. It's on Facebook. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:31.880 I didn't really ze to put their own money into this. 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:34.640 I really enjoyed it so much so that I put 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:36.440 a tweet out about it a couple of weeks ago, 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:39.360 and they asked me if I would interview them. They 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.280 offered me some money because when I found out they 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.000 put their own money into it. I didn't take any money, 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:44.360 but I did go and interview them because I liked 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:46.240 the show so much. It's called the drop off. You 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:48.040 can find it on their Facebook page. I think it's 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:50.840 the drop off on Facebook is where it's up there. 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:53.400 So that's what I'm recommending it at the moment, Jack, 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:54.400 what are you into. 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.720 The free solo stuff? You reminded me of something that 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:01.920 I've seen on YouTube cess with at the moment. So 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:06.520 it's experts in their own field watching clips from movies 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:09.720 and saying whether or not that would really happen. So 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:13.200 the free solo climber, his name's Alex. 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.040 Something, Alex Hand. 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:17.960 He's one of the experts for rock climbing. So they 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:20.520 sit him down. He watches, you know, the rock climbing 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:22.200 scene from Mission Impossible. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:24.400 And the Mission Impossible scene with Cruise. 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:27.000 And then he says, what he's doing there is real, Oh, 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:30.680 you would never try and attempt that, that's you know. 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:32.520 And the phone call goes and it goes, and he's 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:34.800 trying to get hold of Nathan Hunt, and so he 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:37.120 does all the way through. Like's the YouTube channel. 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.920 I think it's part of Wird magazine, and but they 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:44.640 make a video series on YouTube and the free Solo 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:47.560 climber Alex doing the rock climbing one was great and 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:51.880 then also an Accents. Expert goes through famous actors doing 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.080 accents that aren't their own and saying whether or. 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:57.440 Not Cruise One of the worst accents I've ever seen 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:59.960 is the Irish accent by Tom Cruise in a town 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:04.479 moving with nicolkin Wan called far and away, who was 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:13.080 his coach to Urday Hurday would be a good Irish accent. 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:15.640 It's shocking, but that sounds a great one. I'll dig 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:16.320 that out. Yep. 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:20.000 My next one is Seinfeld. I didn't realize it was 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:23.439 on stand. I got stand for the Sasha Baron Cohen 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.840 show Who Is America, And just flicking through the other 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:28.880 day I noticed Seinfeld on there. 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:31.920 Oh my god, I'm waiting. I'm wading through the first 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:35.359 season watching it again. Every single episode is crammed with 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:38.399 amazing characters and jokes. So good. Yeah, it's like a 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:41.160 time capsule when you open up and it's perfect. Yeah, 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:43.640 it's really really good. I'm trying to My kids are 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:45.399 still on the edge up whether they're going to go 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:48.080 into the moment because they don't like Jerry. They find 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:52.080 him a bit odd. Even though Kramer's the world, Jerry's 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:54.280 the one they find on all Right, what are you into? 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:56.440 The moment, let us know then give us a call. 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:59.160 Nine one o four three would add to this week's 0:17:59.160 --> 0:17:59.680 buzz list. 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:03.640 O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:05.679 We're asking this morning, what are you into at the moment? 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:08.159 What do you enjoying at the moment. Laura's on the line, Come. 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:10.679 On in, Laura, Hi, Kristin, Hi are you? 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:12.520 I'm good, welcome to the show. And what are you 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:13.879 into at the moment? What's it for you? 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:15.080 Well? 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:19.600 I just last night, I binge watched After Life with 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:25.359 Ricky Gervai after listening to his interview last week and 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:29.000 I hadn't heard about it when he was talking about it, 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:32.719 but I was just interested in what he was saying 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:35.440 and all of that. So I binge watched it last 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:37.080 night and it was just awesome. 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:39.239 Ah great, I'll let him know you loved it. I 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:42.119 swapped emails with him yesterday and he's been getting so 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:45.480 many nice comments. He doesn't do much in Australia and 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:47.600 as he said, he's not even come out. He's never 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:49.240 come out here, and I'm hoping that we can persuade 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:50.480 him to come and do stand up when he's on 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:51.159 his world torn it. 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:54.120 Oh yeah, yeah, I just love him. I think he's great. 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:55.560 Yeah, don't you think it worked? 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:59.119 It was sad and it was funny, but it was 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:03.000 just so real, like you know, he's just so honest, 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:05.919 but yeah, because you can really relate. 0:19:06.480 --> 0:19:08.200 Yeah, And isn't it nice to watch a TV show 0:19:08.240 --> 0:19:10.800 that just makes you feel a bit differently? And it's 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:13.120 a surprising thing when the you know, the biggest TV 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:14.840 show at the moment in this country is Married at 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:16.800 First Sight, and you know, those shows are great in 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:18.760 there for some people, but it's nice to see something 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:21.440 which is a bit deeper but also really funny as well. 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:22.440 Yeah. 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:24.960 Well I really had no idea what it was going 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:27.399 to be about. I was just interested in it after 0:19:27.840 --> 0:19:29.520 hearing him talk about it, so I did. I was 0:19:29.600 --> 0:19:32.159 kind of went in blind, not knowing what I was 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:35.560 going to be watching. But oh it was just yeah, 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:37.680 I really loved it. And I even got on Facebook 0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:39.439 and said, tell my friends, I said, you've got if 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:41.000 you've got a Netflix, you're running. 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:42.080 Your own bus list. This is great. This is why 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:43.960 this feature, that's why we're doing the feature. Were stolen 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:45.399 a few you live all right? 0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:45.520 No? 0:19:45.800 --> 0:19:46.480 Thanks? You cool? 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:51.200 No worries all the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold 0:19:51.240 --> 0:19:52.640 one oh four point three. 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:58.600 Holiday for a song. All right yesterday, well done Heather, 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:01.840 she won the trip to go the Land of Smiles China. 0:20:02.119 --> 0:20:05.439 Today it's you and a family. It's a hopefully your 0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:08.239 own family, or take a random one. Just round them 0:20:08.280 --> 0:20:15.800 up with a big net. A family gets away to 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:19.080 Philip Biland which includes four nights accommodation and you get 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:24.560 spending cash as well. Watch the famous penguin bereat at sunset. 0:20:24.960 --> 0:20:27.960 Take the kids to Philipiland Wildlife Park. Get up close 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:30.800 and personal with Australian native animals. Can you tell them 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:35.359 reading from a script like Koala's Tasmanian Devils and Kangaroos. 0:20:35.160 --> 0:20:38.080 Tasmanian Devils in Philip Island? Yeah, I guess that. 0:20:38.520 --> 0:20:42.240 I thought they around trying to cash money off you 0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:45.680 and stuff like that, begging busking, go sight seeing along 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:49.120 the beautiful Nobby's Boardwalk? Is that really called Nobby's Boardwalk? 0:20:50.359 --> 0:20:51.320 I was there last month? 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:56.159 How is Nobby? Fun fact? It says here fun fact. 0:20:56.920 --> 0:21:00.560 The Hemsworth brothers grew up on Philip Island. That's the 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:03.880 main fact. Isn't there is there a statue them through 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:06.720 the ages five statues. Here's them as babies coming at 0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:10.200 the mumum's womb. Too much? Okay, anyway, here's the song 0:21:10.240 --> 0:21:13.520 you're listening out for today. Wam I'm your Man. Second 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:15.960 time you hear this, I'm gold one I four point three, 0:21:16.080 --> 0:21:18.160 that's your chance to call in it will We played 0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:21.400 the game between now and five o'clock good Luck Holiday 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:22.159 for a song the. 0:21:22.200 --> 0:21:26.080 Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:21:26.240 --> 0:21:28.880 So this is your winning song this morning. Wham, I'm 0:21:28.880 --> 0:21:32.040 your Man, Holiday for a song only on Gold one 0:21:32.080 --> 0:21:34.040 I four point three. Next time you hear this, play 0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:36.879 between now and five o'clock Colin, you can be winning 0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:40.280 today's holiday for a song now as a dog growing 0:21:40.280 --> 0:21:44.199 in myself, you know we spoil our dog. Okay, she 0:21:44.240 --> 0:21:46.960 gets a birthday present, she gets a Christmas present, right, 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:52.040 my dear kids, Is there a bone wrapped in the No? No, no, 0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:55.480 Sometimes it's the old shoe. Really, yes, you know that 0:21:55.480 --> 0:21:57.479 that shoe they kind of like made out of all 0:21:57.480 --> 0:22:01.439 the pigs here shop. Oh, it makes your scowings you 0:22:01.440 --> 0:22:02.320 ever touch it. 0:22:02.119 --> 0:22:04.400 It's like hide or something, but. 0:22:04.359 --> 0:22:07.760 It's all sort of stitched. There's some cobbler at the 0:22:07.800 --> 0:22:10.400 end of his ship will cobble some mum. Those sort 0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:14.240 of height shoes for dogs to sort of nora on it. 0:22:14.480 --> 0:22:17.000 They stink as well. They it makes your house smell 0:22:17.000 --> 0:22:19.280 like a pet shop. What is that smell when you 0:22:19.359 --> 0:22:21.200 walk in a pet shop? Is it the tortoise poop? 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:26.240 Something in a pet pet shop smell? No matter, even 0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:28.760 if they lick candles, you can't get do you know what? 0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:31.240 I woun't mind actually buying some scented candles that just 0:22:31.240 --> 0:22:35.960 put the room of a pet shop. It's straw and dunga. 0:22:35.359 --> 0:22:36.159 And food like. 0:22:37.960 --> 0:22:41.400 Pellets, pellets, dung straw. I don't know what the percentage 0:22:41.400 --> 0:22:44.160 would be. I'm not the person who makes candles anyway. 0:22:44.920 --> 0:22:48.240 Walk in my dog yesterday and I see a whole 0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:51.880 load of dogs around a dog that has clearly got 0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:55.360 a sash on. I believe the dog breed is called 0:22:55.359 --> 0:22:57.880 a samoid. It's one of these big, sort of beautiful 0:22:57.880 --> 0:23:01.840 looking dog. It's almost got a double double yep, completely white, 0:23:02.040 --> 0:23:06.159 completely white, beautiful looking thing. It's wearing a sash like 0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:09.000 a winner's sash. This one says birthday girl. 0:23:09.359 --> 0:23:10.720 Oh that's gorgeous. 0:23:10.760 --> 0:23:13.040 Now, I've got to be honest the first time, like idiots, 0:23:13.080 --> 0:23:15.919 and I go what it is cute? And I find 0:23:15.960 --> 0:23:18.720 myself being drawn over there by a tractor being sort 0:23:18.720 --> 0:23:22.639 of go oh does she? And then I see that 0:23:22.680 --> 0:23:25.360 she's having a birthday party. I love that there are 0:23:25.400 --> 0:23:28.800 ten other dogs all crowded around her, right, and my 0:23:28.880 --> 0:23:30.720 dog sort of goes and have a little sniff around, like, hey, 0:23:30.760 --> 0:23:34.200 what's going on here? Guyes? Oh, happy birthday they're having. 0:23:34.920 --> 0:23:37.600 They'd arranged it as a meetup six o'clock yesterday evening 0:23:37.640 --> 0:23:40.439 on Sandy Dog Beach as a birthday party for this 0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:44.080 dog that's got the sash on that says birthday kel. 0:23:44.440 --> 0:23:46.880 I've never seen anything like the scene, but I thought 0:23:46.920 --> 0:23:48.600 it was incredible. So this morning I want to know 0:23:48.640 --> 0:23:51.320 about if you spoil your pets. I mean, it's one 0:23:51.320 --> 0:23:53.159 thing to give them a little treat at Christmas and 0:23:53.160 --> 0:23:56.199 on their birthdays. They won't even understand that this is 0:23:56.200 --> 0:23:57.680 we think. I know it's a bonus bit of food. 0:23:57.960 --> 0:24:00.520 Do you mean that great big beast you've what you do? 0:24:00.560 --> 0:24:01.800 Spoil that dog? Presley? 0:24:02.040 --> 0:24:06.480 We he gets a voucher from Grandma and granddad every 0:24:06.480 --> 0:24:09.240 birthday from the local ice cream parlor for cash. 0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:11.680 One likes a voucher, not even a dog. 0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:15.320 When they do doggy ice cream and they put doggy 0:24:15.640 --> 0:24:18.119 like you know, schmackos in the top of it and 0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:19.680 you take them for a treat. 0:24:19.920 --> 0:24:21.520 And they are they have to sit up at the 0:24:21.560 --> 0:24:26.520 counter or table outside. Some more smokers in the top 0:24:26.560 --> 0:24:27.639 foot And now. 0:24:27.480 --> 0:24:30.920 Our obedience school has they put on like kids parties, 0:24:30.960 --> 0:24:34.200 but they're dog parties and they'll cater for groups. 0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:37.280 Of dogs jumping castles, that sort of face painting. 0:24:37.760 --> 0:24:41.400 When the when? When? So his mum came over Christmas 0:24:41.440 --> 0:24:43.960 first time in Australia. She couldn't believe obviously the heat 0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:48.600 over Christmas and a court on one day. Any sparkling 0:24:48.640 --> 0:24:52.080 water pouring in the dog bo What you're doing so 0:24:52.160 --> 0:24:56.920 hot that poor big dog? Sure water fine? How do 0:24:57.000 --> 0:25:00.280 we know? She don't wait to stuff costs spot Not 0:25:00.280 --> 0:25:02.879 even Elton John would do this. I'm gonna afford to 0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:05.880 give the dog while you're here sparkling water. She could 0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:07.960 get a taste as well. How do you know the 0:25:07.960 --> 0:25:11.439 dog wants They just want water, not sparkling water. So 0:25:11.560 --> 0:25:14.040 do you spoil your pets? Let me know This Morning 0:25:14.160 --> 0:25:16.760 nine one one four three. 0:25:16.680 --> 0:25:20.040 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:25:20.080 --> 0:25:20.600 point three. 0:25:20.840 --> 0:25:23.480 Do you spoil your pets? After this dogg I saw 0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:26.320 yesterday were in a pink sash having a birthday party 0:25:26.359 --> 0:25:29.320 down at Sandy Dog Beach and the sash around this 0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:33.639 dog said birthday girl, never say anything like amazing scenes. 0:25:34.080 --> 0:25:35.879 So do you spoil a lot of a lot of you? 0:25:35.920 --> 0:25:35.960 Do? 0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:40.560 Miss miss Miley brackets yes, after Miley Cyrus gets a 0:25:40.600 --> 0:25:43.439 cup of tea and Marie biscuits. There's some helen in 0:25:43.480 --> 0:25:46.280 fern tree Cully. That is a cat with that even know, 0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:51.280 don't that's a yes? You're right? No dog is called 0:25:51.320 --> 0:25:55.720 miss miss Miley a cup of tea and biscuits. Christian. 0:25:55.760 --> 0:25:58.560 My cat has a bowl of warm broth and roast 0:25:58.680 --> 0:26:01.920 chicken in it every morning. He's waiting for it. Now 0:26:02.880 --> 0:26:06.320 that sounds delicious. I don't mind that, Jamie, good morning, are 0:26:06.359 --> 0:26:06.640 you mind? 0:26:06.680 --> 0:26:06.800 Here? 0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:07.120 You going? 0:26:07.240 --> 0:26:08.960 I'm good? So you've got goats? 0:26:09.320 --> 0:26:11.160 Oh got sve goats? 0:26:11.600 --> 0:26:14.120 Right? And you raised these since they were little little kids? 0:26:14.400 --> 0:26:15.680 Yeah, little bottle babies. 0:26:15.720 --> 0:26:18.120 I get them lit And how do you swill them? 0:26:18.720 --> 0:26:18.920 Oh? 0:26:19.080 --> 0:26:25.359 They basically they live inside. They want to go to 0:26:25.400 --> 0:26:26.840 the toilet, they just knock on the door. 0:26:29.400 --> 0:26:33.159 That's amazing. I love about them just knocking on that. No, 0:26:33.280 --> 0:26:34.720 it's another two. I'm gonna be out there a while. 0:26:35.680 --> 0:26:39.600 It stop staring at me puts me off. Woman's anxiety. 0:26:40.080 --> 0:26:41.879 So they won't use their dog door, Jamie. 0:26:42.720 --> 0:26:47.399 No, they won't sit I bet get the older. If 0:26:47.440 --> 0:26:49.520 you're watching TV, will they just sit there sort of 0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:50.480 staring at the screen. 0:26:51.080 --> 0:26:53.160 They just chill in front of the TV, in front 0:26:53.200 --> 0:26:53.639 of the hooter. 0:26:54.400 --> 0:26:55.639 What kind of shows do they like? 0:26:55.760 --> 0:26:56.400 Yeah? 0:26:56.600 --> 0:26:59.000 What kind of what TV shows do they like? 0:27:00.080 --> 0:27:00.119 It? 0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:04.920 All lot animal shows of course to them. 0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:06.200 If there's other. 0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:13.600 Goats on the Showow and go start bleeding. 0:27:13.760 --> 0:27:16.000 James, great cold, thank you very much to call on 0:27:16.040 --> 0:27:18.280 the show. I have a good day. Say go hey. 0:27:18.280 --> 0:27:21.960 By the way, they've got names, he's got We're never 0:27:21.960 --> 0:27:24.399 going to know what, don't Cliff Hanger there? Eh? All right, 0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:25.959 we've got the news and sport coming next, and then 0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:28.240 we've got Melbourne's biggest radio phone in five to its 0:27:28.240 --> 0:27:29.080 tuesdays back. 0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:32.400 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:27:32.440 --> 0:27:32.920 point three. 0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:35.919 I am moving on from spoiled pets. However, I've just 0:27:35.920 --> 0:27:39.520 seen this coming and I cannot move on. Are German shepherds. 0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:43.879 Beautiful dogs love cappuccino, so we leave some in our 0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:46.800 cups and they sit drooling until we let them have it. 0:27:47.240 --> 0:27:53.160 There are babies, that's some ang Anga beautiful dogs of course, 0:27:53.320 --> 0:28:00.440 Melbourne German shepherd dogs words love cappuccino. My German shepg 0:28:00.520 --> 0:28:02.639 is crazy enough. It does not need to be caffeinated 0:28:02.680 --> 0:28:05.040 to get any more nuts. All right, time for this 0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:09.439 week's five till it Tuesday running five phone ins, I know, 0:28:09.640 --> 0:28:12.480 count them five phone ins at the same time as 0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:14.760 always the phone that we need for your stories. If 0:28:14.800 --> 0:28:16.960 there's any of these topics that grabs you and you 0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:20.160 think I've got sorry for that. Nine four one one 0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:23.399 four three best story we get the next hour or 0:28:23.480 --> 0:28:26.359 so on the show, give your chances a family past 0:28:26.400 --> 0:28:29.119 to go and see It's brilliant Disney on Ice. So 0:28:29.200 --> 0:28:31.000 so four of you go and see Disney on Ice. 0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:36.359 Here are the five topics today. After me having to 0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:37.879 go and look at a house after a couple of 0:28:37.960 --> 0:28:40.880 hours at the footy Saturday afternoon and agreeing to buy 0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:45.000 the house. Things you bought while under the influence. Purchased 0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:49.160 under the influence, many great and many great bad ideas 0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:52.240 are born. And now with online shopping, there needs to 0:28:52.320 --> 0:28:55.920 be breathalyzers on the Internet. I reckon after about nine 0:28:55.920 --> 0:28:57.600 o'clock in the evening on a Friday and Sunday night, 0:28:57.640 --> 0:28:59.440 you have to blow into a tube. If you know 0:28:59.560 --> 0:29:02.920 the limit, Internet shuts down. No good's gonna come from 0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:07.520 anything you buy or post on social media. Lock it up, 0:29:07.880 --> 0:29:10.360 all right? So things you bought one under the influence? 0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:16.960 Signs your mate's parents were rich. I see. My parents 0:29:16.960 --> 0:29:18.800 were not loaded at all, but my friends that are 0:29:18.880 --> 0:29:20.520 hung out with were. And it was when I was 0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:22.960 a teenager started to realize that my friend's mum and 0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:25.720 dad they were different. The house was different, everything they 0:29:25.720 --> 0:29:28.400 had was different. The real thing for me that was 0:29:28.440 --> 0:29:30.400 a sign was the fact that they didn't call it tea. 0:29:30.480 --> 0:29:32.520 We just said what's for tea? They called it dinner. 0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:36.959 What is Papa Papa? What is Jeffrey cooking up tonight 0:29:37.040 --> 0:29:40.040 for dinner? What is for dinner? Well, as we just 0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:42.520 said what's for tea, they also had something called dessert. 0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:43.800 At the end of it, I'm going to go around 0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:45.880 to a mate's house once and I got cleared the 0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:48.240 table after the pizza we had with his mom and dad, 0:29:48.280 --> 0:29:49.840 and they went, oh, we'll just bring out the dessert 0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:53.480 and I was rare, what's that? Then they came out 0:29:53.520 --> 0:29:57.040 with like a pudding. I've never seen such scenes. Incredible stuff. 0:29:57.160 --> 0:29:59.400 So what of the signs that you knew your mate's 0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:04.400 parents are loaded? What did you wag school for? I 0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:06.160 never did this. I was an awe of the people 0:30:06.200 --> 0:30:08.240 that would just suddenly just take a day off school, 0:30:08.680 --> 0:30:11.320 going and do something that I hang around the shop 0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:14.320 in free seinct. I was like, Wow, you are my hero. 0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:16.600 Even now when I read about that in the newspaper, 0:30:16.640 --> 0:30:19.160 I'm like another hero. I could never do. I help 0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:21.280 my kids doing it. But those kids that just decided 0:30:21.320 --> 0:30:25.480 going off and go and do something. So what did 0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:28.959 you wag school for? Also another topic today? Have you 0:30:28.960 --> 0:30:32.080 got anything for this? What have you faked or forged? 0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.640 Do we all do that with the underage drinking id 0:30:35.120 --> 0:30:38.240 fakeries and forgeries? What have you done? What have you 0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:42.880 faked or forged? And last today, over my dead body, 0:30:43.160 --> 0:30:47.720 what are you not allowed in your house? Pass? His husband, Chris, 0:30:47.760 --> 0:30:50.920 has not allowed any of his beautiful, beautiful Elvis memorabilia. 0:30:51.040 --> 0:30:54.680 It's it's not turkey. It's a faulting king of rock 0:30:54.760 --> 0:30:58.400 and roll, the king of entertainment. Elvis should be unkept, 0:30:58.440 --> 0:31:00.800 not kept in trunks. 0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:01.960 In a trunk in the garage. Very belongs. 0:31:02.080 --> 0:31:05.680 No. No one puts Elvis baby in the corner. All right, 0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:07.719 then those your topics this morning. The number is nine 0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:10.200 four one four, one oh four three, nine four one 0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:13.240 four one oh four three Things you bought one under 0:31:13.240 --> 0:31:17.680 the influence signs your mate's parents were rich. What did 0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:21.880 you wag school for fakes and forgeries? And you're not 0:31:21.960 --> 0:31:24.040 allowed that in this house? What have you got for us? 0:31:24.080 --> 0:31:26.120 Nine four one four one o four three. We'll go 0:31:26.160 --> 0:31:26.960 to lines next. 0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:30.520 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:31:30.520 --> 0:31:31.040 point three. 0:31:31.240 --> 0:31:34.040 Every week you made this work five top of two stain. Basically, 0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:36.480 you're sticking two fingers up to the pinheads that run 0:31:36.520 --> 0:31:39.840 all the other boring bland mainstream Villina radio stations that 0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:42.280 always tell their breakfast shows. You can only ever run 0:31:42.320 --> 0:31:44.600 one phone in at the same time. You can't run 0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:47.960 any more than one one thought per link. Five topics 0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:50.360 running every single Tuesday on five topic Tuesday we're looking 0:31:50.400 --> 0:31:53.920 for things. You've bought one under the influence signs that 0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:57.680 your mate's parents were rich. What did you wag school for? 0:31:58.240 --> 0:32:01.760 What if your fate or forge? And over my dead body? 0:32:01.840 --> 0:32:04.719 What are you not allowed in your own house? Nine? 0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:07.440 One four three? Adam, good morning? 0:32:08.280 --> 0:32:09.080 How are you Christian? 0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:11.320 I'm good buddy. Welcome to five till it Tuesday. You're 0:32:11.320 --> 0:32:13.040 got first this morning? What have you got for us? Mate? 0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:13.960 Ah? 0:32:14.560 --> 0:32:17.920 My partner I wanted a dice and vacuum handheld, so 0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:20.640 I jumped online after a bottle of wine and we 0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:25.479 bought one. Then yeah, the next day I looked at 0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:27.880 the bill and realized that I bought three of them. 0:32:27.920 --> 0:32:29.960 Somehow do you know what? This is actually easy to do. 0:32:30.000 --> 0:32:34.280 I bought three ironing boards drunk once and they when 0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:36.160 they turned up, I was like, oh, I didn't order 0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:37.920 three of them. The guides showed me the receipt. I 0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:40.440 went online. Yeah I did, and then then I saw 0:32:40.440 --> 0:32:43.880 the time of order one seventeen am. We're doing shopping 0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:47.400 online for rining boards at that time. That's incredible. 0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:50.080 We got a good discount, but sadly we had to 0:32:50.480 --> 0:32:51.240 return to them. 0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:56.920 Adam, thank you, com I have a Good day, Jesse, 0:32:57.040 --> 0:33:02.120 Good morning, and Jesse, welcome to five to Tuesday. What 0:33:02.160 --> 0:33:04.240 have you got for a smoep morning, Christian? 0:33:04.680 --> 0:33:07.200 I'm doing over my dead body. What I'm not allowed 0:33:07.200 --> 0:33:07.920 in my own house? 0:33:08.240 --> 0:33:09.360 It's actually my dad. 0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:12.120 He won't allow my girlfriend to sleep in my house, 0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:13.160 in our. 0:33:13.040 --> 0:33:14.960 House, right, if you don't mind me saying this, you're 0:33:15.040 --> 0:33:17.120 clearly an adult, grown up man. 0:33:19.120 --> 0:33:20.440 Yeah, I'm twenty five years old. 0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:20.720 Mate? 0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:25.800 Is she dad? Who is this guy? 0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:28.680 I think the funniest part is who's allowed us to 0:33:28.720 --> 0:33:30.640 sleep in the car in the driveway and at ten 0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:34.720 on the front lawn but not allowed in the bedroom? 0:33:34.840 --> 0:33:35.000 Now? 0:33:35.800 --> 0:33:38.640 Now, what's the reasoning for this? Is it? Why? 0:33:39.680 --> 0:33:41.920 I honestly couldn't tell you. May if I knew, I'd 0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:43.200 try and sort the problem out. 0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:46.880 But there is absolutely know how many times have you 0:33:46.880 --> 0:33:47.840 slept in the driveway? 0:33:48.040 --> 0:33:48.240 Yeah? 0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:51.440 Ah, a couple, a couple in the car. It wasn't 0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:53.800 the comfiest thing. But set up the laptop made like 0:33:53.840 --> 0:33:56.040 a little drive in this type situation. 0:33:55.760 --> 0:33:58.320 So your dad would rather so he doesn't mind you 0:33:58.520 --> 0:34:02.200 sleeping together as but he preferred it's out the front 0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:04.440 of the house. Who everyone could see in the car. 0:34:04.960 --> 0:34:06.120 They pretty much. 0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:09.600 Well, do you know what your dad sounds amazing? What's 0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:10.040 his name? 0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:11.040 John? 0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:12.920 John? Could you reckon? We could ever get on the 0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:14.880 show one day to talk about this. I'm fascinating to 0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:15.759 know what the thinking is. 0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:17.799 I'll see if I can. 0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:21.719 Good luck, right, Jesse, thanks for letting us know about that. 0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:24.560 That's amazing, Thank you. Thanks Christian all right, kid the 0:34:24.600 --> 0:34:26.600 Coles Coming nine four one four one o four three 0:34:26.719 --> 0:34:30.120 The Christian Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:34:30.120 --> 0:34:33.040 point three. Sometimes you hear stories on this show that 0:34:33.120 --> 0:34:35.000 stay with me. I still remember them from last year, 0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:37.080 Uncome Out Give and the guard that kept being arrested 0:34:37.360 --> 0:34:40.240 because he was the spitting image of a master criminal 0:34:40.440 --> 0:34:44.920 that kept escaping from police customy four times he was arrested, 0:34:45.000 --> 0:34:48.840 uncome out, an innocent man and then who just happened 0:34:48.840 --> 0:34:51.920 the misfortunate of looking like a criminal who kept escaping 0:34:51.960 --> 0:34:53.080 from the police. 0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:54.880 And the police then gave him a special letter to 0:34:54.920 --> 0:34:57.520 give to other officers he tried to arrest him to say, no, 0:34:57.600 --> 0:34:59.080 I look like a criminal, but I am not. 0:34:59.160 --> 0:35:02.000 I'm not a criminal, which is a classic criminal scam. 0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:04.520 I guess, isn't it. Checking the breast pocket you'll find 0:35:04.560 --> 0:35:07.920 there's a letter there. So I've got another one about 0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:10.080 what you're not allowed in your own home? Of the 0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:14.040 caller Jesse, whose Dan won't this k Jesse is twenty five? 0:35:14.200 --> 0:35:16.480 Is Dan won't let Jesse have his own girlfriend in 0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:18.839 the house despite the fact his son's twenty five. They 0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:21.920 can sleep out in the car and the trifay. Someone's 0:35:21.960 --> 0:35:24.440 texting in during the At the end of the call, Jesse, 0:35:24.560 --> 0:35:28.040 maybe that's your dad's way of time to move out. 0:35:28.680 --> 0:35:31.960 That's genius. I'll have to remember that one. Briani, Good morning. 0:35:32.640 --> 0:35:35.080 Good morning, Brianie. 0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:36.839 We're calling him from heaven the other side. 0:35:38.320 --> 0:35:41.240 I've enough north of Kilmore, I've got that reception. 0:35:42.320 --> 0:35:44.160 I'm sorry, I accidentally fell on I think I fell 0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:47.840 on the echo button. Let'll just give you some reform, Brianie. 0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:52.320 I'm calling regards the purchases under the influence. 0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:54.160 Oh great, what have you done? What did you buy? 0:35:54.840 --> 0:35:57.759 My fiance bought the house directly across the road from 0:35:57.800 --> 0:36:02.160 his parents drunk, Yes. 0:36:02.239 --> 0:36:04.520 Did he not realize? Did he not realize it was 0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:06.960 the location where it was across the road? 0:36:07.040 --> 0:36:10.120 I realized he thought it was a good idea. He 0:36:10.320 --> 0:36:12.919 rang me, turned up home and went, oh my god, 0:36:12.960 --> 0:36:14.840 the house across the road from mum and dads sasal, 0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:16.520 I think I'll buy it, and hung up on me 0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:17.279 while I was. 0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:20.359 Disputing other and that was a good idea, and. 0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:23.360 Rang me back and said they accepted his offer, and did. 0:36:23.200 --> 0:36:25.279 You have to move into the place opposite his mum 0:36:25.320 --> 0:36:25.680 and dad? 0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:26.799 Yeah? 0:36:27.000 --> 0:36:27.920 Why would you do that? 0:36:29.760 --> 0:36:31.040 I didn't really get to say that. 0:36:31.480 --> 0:36:33.880 It was in riding before I had a chance to 0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:35.560 do anything about it. 0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:38.200 Is be honest with me, right? Is he a real 0:36:38.280 --> 0:36:40.040 mummies boy? You know those guys sometimes? 0:36:40.280 --> 0:36:43.000 Oh god, this house is in camera. So when that 0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:45.279 was the forwards between Melbourne and Cambra. And when I'm 0:36:45.280 --> 0:36:48.080 not there, his mom washes his sheets. 0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:52.200 And you should not be washing your seats when you 0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:54.319 were grown at that ends when you're about thirteen you 0:36:54.400 --> 0:36:58.759 hit puberty as well. But that's why it's like that? 0:36:59.000 --> 0:37:02.399 Is it like everybody? Raymond Briani and mom and dadd 0:37:02.400 --> 0:37:05.520 are just dropping in all the time, plutting themselves in time. 0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:08.600 And she, my mother in law, actually looks like Marie. 0:37:12.239 --> 0:37:16.000 So much going on here, so much, Briany, another great call, 0:37:16.080 --> 0:37:19.080 Thank you very much, your star, Thank you. It's good 0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:22.800 to down. Good morning Dale, Yeah, good morning Christian team. 0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:24.239 I've got an under the influence story. 0:37:24.480 --> 0:37:26.200 Yeah, we're getting quite a few of these, and one 0:37:26.239 --> 0:37:30.560 hundred percent of them I've done my men. What's your one? Dell? 0:37:31.280 --> 0:37:33.319 So I've missed out on going to the adult event 0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:36.920 and I was just looking online and found a Terminator 0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:39.920 life size scale statue which I happened to have bought. 0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:42.120 Yeah, I mean it's one thing. It was over was 0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:44.200 about two weeks ago. If you can't go to the event, 0:37:44.239 --> 0:37:46.319 why not buy a life sized statue of him and 0:37:46.320 --> 0:37:50.200 bring it to you? Where was in the land room? 0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:51.440 Can I ask how much it was? 0:37:52.560 --> 0:37:55.080 Well, it was half price five grand? 0:37:57.080 --> 0:38:00.239 What time? What time in the twenty five o'clock did 0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:01.760 you buy, big Arnold? 0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:06.080 I believe it to be about two thirty five am. 0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:11.520 No good, We've got no business online shopping for witching out. 0:38:11.680 --> 0:38:14.400 We've got to see a photo of this beautiful statue. 0:38:14.400 --> 0:38:15.319 Where is it in your home? 0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:17.479 In my lund room? 0:38:18.840 --> 0:38:22.520 Do you regret it? 0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:28.839 Well, no, actually does, but describe exactly where it is 0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:31.040 in the lounge room. Is he next to the TV, 0:38:31.400 --> 0:38:32.960 by your settee or couch? 0:38:33.719 --> 0:38:35.480 It's directly next to my wife's chair. 0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:37.759 So what she has to sit there and there's a 0:38:37.800 --> 0:38:40.839 great big Arnold sort of towering over her. Correct, Yes, 0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:42.960 and how is and he's dressed as tomba. 0:38:44.160 --> 0:38:45.360 Yes, correct, I'll tell. 0:38:45.200 --> 0:38:46.840 You it's a great thing to ward off burger Is. 0:38:46.880 --> 0:38:48.440 You don't need an alarm or anything like that. People 0:38:48.440 --> 0:38:49.680 just trying to get in that and might go back 0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:54.480 up terminate it lives inw We need a photo of 0:38:54.520 --> 0:38:57.960 this amazing monument to Arnie. Okay, okay, that I can 0:38:58.000 --> 0:38:59.759 do all right, thanks, I have a good day, thanks 0:38:59.760 --> 0:39:01.200 to cool and we got the news and spot on 0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:03.399 the way where you could keep the course coming after 0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:05.600 eight four one four one o four three. 0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:08.600 The Christian who Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:39:08.719 --> 0:39:09.439 four point three. 0:39:09.600 --> 0:39:12.359 We're doing five to bit Tuesday. Let's take some more 0:39:12.400 --> 0:39:13.840 of your calls. You're in a role today, some of 0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:14.919 the best ones you've done in a while. 0:39:15.160 --> 0:39:20.400 Debbie, good morning, good morning, Hello, Patsy, Jack and Christian 0:39:20.719 --> 0:39:23.399 to go back to the front because Patsy often gets 0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:27.640 left out. 0:39:24.200 --> 0:39:28.120 A girl after my aunt one puts Patsy in the corner. 0:39:28.160 --> 0:39:34.320 We try, but she just that kid at junior school 0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:36.360 than the old It was that bity one and every 0:39:36.440 --> 0:39:40.400 cass she's that one. Hey, Debbie, which topic cooling in 0:39:40.440 --> 0:39:41.319 about this morning? Mate? 0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:44.239 Mine? Mine's about faking. But it's not so much what 0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:47.200 I faked, it's what I faked it for. When I 0:39:47.280 --> 0:39:49.160 was I was a child of the sixties, and in 0:39:49.200 --> 0:39:51.680 the sixties you only got block cheese. You never got 0:39:51.680 --> 0:39:55.520 sliced cheese. That was only in catered businesses. So I faked. 0:39:55.800 --> 0:39:57.640 I faked a hearing test. 0:39:57.440 --> 0:39:59.760 So I could go to hospital and have a cheese damwich. 0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:03.680 This is incredible. You faked the need for a hearing test. 0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:04.480 You can go to hospital. 0:40:04.520 --> 0:40:04.879 No, no, no. 0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:07.080 I had bad ears and I used to go to 0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:09.400 a specialist where you'd have the headphones on and you'd 0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:11.839 stay when you heard the sound. Yeah, and I could 0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:14.040 hear it, but I was pretending I didn't so I 0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:16.680 could go to hospital to get a cheese sandwich. 0:40:17.200 --> 0:40:19.120 But who doesn't love a cheese sandwich. 0:40:19.680 --> 0:40:21.680 I used to because with the slice cheese you could 0:40:21.719 --> 0:40:24.000 suck it between the slices of bread, you see. 0:40:24.200 --> 0:40:25.400 So I wanted the fakes. 0:40:25.440 --> 0:40:26.720 I wanted the cheese sandwich. 0:40:26.800 --> 0:40:30.560 So there's something about just the the innocent pleasure of 0:40:30.600 --> 0:40:32.799 that slice process cheese. Isn't that. 0:40:34.960 --> 0:40:36.319 When you're five at six? 0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:36.640 It is? 0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:39.280 I don't know about went forty five. I had some yesterday. 0:40:39.560 --> 0:40:41.920 It's not still the same allure for me. Debbie. That's 0:40:41.960 --> 0:40:43.480 a great call. Thank you very much, but have a 0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:48.240 good day now. It's bye bye, Jenny, Good morning, Good morning, 0:40:48.400 --> 0:40:50.040 Hey Jenny, welcome to the show. Which one are you 0:40:50.120 --> 0:40:51.080 calling in about this morning? 0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:52.120 Oh? 0:40:52.200 --> 0:40:55.040 Colin, how you knew your friends were very well off? 0:40:55.280 --> 0:40:56.359 Oh yeah, and what's it for you? 0:40:58.080 --> 0:40:58.319 Well? 0:40:58.920 --> 0:41:01.040 I grew up in a council else and they on 0:41:01.120 --> 0:41:03.840 they're on, which was very different to me in the eighties. 0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:07.400 So they also all had squash memberships and used to 0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:09.839 go and play, and I thought that was rock star. 0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:13.000 Yeah, you're right, you see squash. They had to be 0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:15.360 part of a squash club like tennis clubs. It's for 0:41:15.840 --> 0:41:16.839 the elite, isn't it. 0:41:17.680 --> 0:41:19.160 Who played squash in the eighties? 0:41:20.520 --> 0:41:21.000 The rich? 0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:25.200 Yeah, it's not a ghetto sport, is it? 0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:27.520 All right? 0:41:27.600 --> 0:41:30.200 Jenny? Thank you very much. You call me jeers. Guys, 0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:34.680 We thank you you. Dusty ah, how are you? I'm good. 0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:36.560 Welcome to the show, Dusty. Wish one are you coming 0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:37.240 in about? Mate? 0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:39.080 The wagging school. 0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:41.160 I waged school when I was a teacher. 0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:44.160 Never as a student, because I was a good student, 0:41:44.200 --> 0:41:47.319 but as a preacher I school. 0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:48.319 And what did you go and do? 0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:53.320 I'm like, well, my bit of mate night, our wives 0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:56.640 bought us. I tied to whitt World. I've in Queensland, yep. 0:41:57.280 --> 0:41:59.320 And rather than fight the crowds on the weekend or 0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:03.560 or or in the school holidays, we decided to go 0:42:03.640 --> 0:42:05.000 throughout the middle of the week so we could have 0:42:05.040 --> 0:42:07.560 actually have a good time without having to line up. 0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:11.560 So we decided to wag school for the day. He 0:42:11.640 --> 0:42:13.560 was a cabinet maker. I was a teacher, So I 0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:16.279 left my class there for the day and had the 0:42:16.360 --> 0:42:17.680 day off and had a great time. 0:42:17.760 --> 0:42:20.480 This is incredible. Why not waging school? Shouldn't this be 0:42:20.520 --> 0:42:22.600 for the pupils? Should be the teachers as well? Literally, 0:42:22.760 --> 0:42:24.399 what do you do? Did you say you won't very well? 0:42:24.440 --> 0:42:25.839 Did you chuck? Is sicky? What did you do? 0:42:26.040 --> 0:42:26.279 Yeah? 0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:28.120 Yeah, basically did I ring up in the morning? I 0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:31.640 said I can't come the problem was. But the problem 0:42:31.760 --> 0:42:33.239 was I turned up the next day and I was 0:42:33.320 --> 0:42:34.239 burnt like a. 0:42:36.880 --> 0:42:37.320 Radiation. 0:42:38.080 --> 0:42:41.040 Yeah that's exactly right. Yeah, it's the effects of the 0:42:41.480 --> 0:42:42.720 of the sickness and the medication. 0:42:44.200 --> 0:42:47.319 All right, Dusty, thank you very much and cool. So yeah, 0:42:48.200 --> 0:42:51.040 sixteen minutes past eight Gold one four point three. Five 0:42:51.080 --> 0:42:52.799 to it you say, if you've got any stories for us? 0:42:52.840 --> 0:42:55.600 At nine four one four, one oh four three. 0:42:55.520 --> 0:42:58.440 The Christian who conn will breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one 0:42:58.480 --> 0:42:59.640 oh four point three. 0:42:59.600 --> 0:43:05.239 Last the calls, then on five to Tuesday. Let's try now, Jan, Now, 0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:07.920 let's but jer now through hopefully I'm pronounced that the 0:43:07.960 --> 0:43:10.000 right way you now? Am I getting your name right? Mate? 0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:11.600 That's correct? 0:43:12.160 --> 0:43:14.400 Good? Okayjan? Now what's your story for us this morning? 0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:19.239 Well, my partner had the house and I've only just 0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:20.560 recently moved in. 0:43:20.560 --> 0:43:27.320 And he he has idea that's stuffed and mounted on 0:43:27.440 --> 0:43:30.200 a wall plark, and he wants to bring it home 0:43:30.520 --> 0:43:31.240 and put. 0:43:31.080 --> 0:43:35.200 It above the bed, above the bed, above the bed. Yeah, 0:43:35.280 --> 0:43:37.439 why would you want such a thing above the bed. 0:43:37.480 --> 0:43:42.080 It's not exactly you know, romance inducing exactly. 0:43:41.640 --> 0:43:43.920 And I've just gone no, I don't want it above 0:43:43.960 --> 0:43:44.239 the bed. 0:43:44.280 --> 0:43:44.879 It's fair enough. 0:43:44.960 --> 0:43:47.880 It can go out in the land or in a 0:43:47.920 --> 0:43:51.640 family room where I can't see it. But it has 0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:55.680 scary eyes and things. 0:43:54.040 --> 0:43:59.319 And also what is it about stuffed animals. They've got 0:43:59.360 --> 0:44:03.200 that glass I follows you around even is he stuffed animals? 0:44:03.200 --> 0:44:04.520 They're creepy looking things. 0:44:05.520 --> 0:44:08.799 Oh they are, definitely, And I'm just gone, you guys on, 0:44:08.840 --> 0:44:10.399 what about if I put it out in the man cave? 0:44:10.440 --> 0:44:13.640 We're gone. No, I'm still gonna look at it. 0:44:14.280 --> 0:44:16.839 That's where that belongs in his cubby or his man cave, 0:44:16.960 --> 0:44:19.240 not above the bed. That's creepy. 0:44:20.040 --> 0:44:22.480 Yeah, definitely not about the bed. Not a mood change 0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:22.919 on that one. 0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:25.799 However, I might. I might. We've got to do our 0:44:25.840 --> 0:44:28.520 wills at the moment, and I might insist that actually 0:44:28.520 --> 0:44:31.960 that I'm stuffed at a taxidermist cople goo, good old 0:44:31.960 --> 0:44:34.840 glassy eyes in there and just start still hanging around. 0:44:34.880 --> 0:44:36.560 And if your. 0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:38.279 Family won't have you, I'm sure the station would like 0:44:38.320 --> 0:44:41.759 kick him. Any who's that? 0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:43.759 That's the dead pommy didn't work out. We haven't killed 0:44:43.760 --> 0:44:48.359 the stuff. As a warning to other pummies. All right, 0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:50.040 don't you have a good day. 0:44:51.000 --> 0:44:51.520 Thank you. 0:44:52.400 --> 0:44:55.759 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:56.279 point three. 0:44:56.520 --> 0:44:59.040 My wife and I got into an argument yesterday. She 0:44:59.360 --> 0:45:01.160 assigned me a task. This is what it is in 0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:03.720 a relationship, isn't it. You have to work as almost 0:45:03.719 --> 0:45:08.400 like you're running a business. And I've got the tasks 0:45:08.560 --> 0:45:11.480 I'm assigned are take the bins out, keeping on the 0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:14.239 light bulbs, keeping on the fire. It's more like a groundsman. 0:45:15.040 --> 0:45:19.400 It's rare. Yeah, that's it. It's more kind of that 0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:21.160 kind of stuff like that. Can you mend that bin? 0:45:21.880 --> 0:45:25.080 Check the car with few It's very very and that's 0:45:25.160 --> 0:45:27.319 it's best. I'm happy with that, okay. But a couple 0:45:27.360 --> 0:45:29.600 of weeks ago, we've got friends flying over from England 0:45:29.640 --> 0:45:31.040 next week and they're going to be with us in 0:45:31.040 --> 0:45:32.759 two weeks and a lot of pressure on you to 0:45:32.800 --> 0:45:35.359 make sure they have a nice time. And my wife said, look, 0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:39.080 why don't we go on a wineryes tour of Mornington Peninsula. 0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:41.480 This is your kind of thing. Can you sort out 0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:45.400 where we go, sort lunch out everything. And then she 0:45:45.520 --> 0:45:48.120 worked out yesterday and I said, she said, please tell 0:45:48.160 --> 0:45:50.080 me you've done it or haven't. You've got somewhere because 0:45:50.080 --> 0:45:52.360 it's only two weeks time. It's a day before your birthday, 0:45:52.440 --> 0:45:53.680 so this is your thing that you want to do. 0:45:53.719 --> 0:45:56.600 You've got somewhere. Went. We've had a really busy couple 0:45:56.600 --> 0:46:02.759 of weeks. Absolutely went Bazars. You do one thing you 0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:04.719 promised me. It was written down. Where do you write 0:46:04.800 --> 0:46:07.000 down where? I don't know post it note that the 0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:09.439 day during the show, and you know that the Jack 0:46:10.239 --> 0:46:14.480 broke it or something. Bloody Jack. So I need some 0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:16.520 out I was supposed to have saw this that one out. 0:46:16.520 --> 0:46:20.200 I'm really the doghouse. I need recommendations. I've been to Montauto. 0:46:20.560 --> 0:46:22.279 That's the only winery I've been out to. Out to 0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:25.480 Morning Too, which was beautiful, lovely pizza restaurant there, and 0:46:25.480 --> 0:46:28.200 you got all the finance sculpture. That was great. I 0:46:28.239 --> 0:46:31.200 need wineries if you're going to recommend, because there's so many, 0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:34.239 and I went online last night and they're all all 0:46:34.280 --> 0:46:36.520 great reviews. They're all fantastic because they are it's a 0:46:36.560 --> 0:46:39.000 maining out there Mornington Peninsula. But if you were going 0:46:39.040 --> 0:46:43.239 to recommend three or four and somewhere for lunch, what 0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:44.200 would you recommend? 0:46:45.600 --> 0:46:48.400 I know I have been out there. I can't remember 0:46:48.440 --> 0:46:50.160 the name Red. 0:46:50.800 --> 0:46:55.440 Jack is my normal go to cultural advisor Red or something? 0:46:55.560 --> 0:46:58.560 It is there one that'd for my wife. 0:46:58.640 --> 0:47:00.839 Now go don't worry, Jack's I'm to go to Red 0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:03.680 or something. It's out there. We just drive around for 0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:04.080 the day. 0:47:04.280 --> 0:47:05.520 Is red Hill a location? 0:47:05.600 --> 0:47:07.799 Getting Red Hills a location? Isn't it red Hills? 0:47:08.239 --> 0:47:09.239 Red Hill's beautiful? 0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:11.600 Well, go to Red Hill Winery. 0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:15.680 Just start walking around the winery. It's great here. Please 0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:17.719 can you help me out, peraps if you've got any recommendation. 0:47:18.080 --> 0:47:19.879 No, I was gonna say red Hill as well. 0:47:20.719 --> 0:47:21.440 Great guys. 0:47:21.520 --> 0:47:24.120 Okay, you know what though, it's easter, so you need 0:47:24.200 --> 0:47:27.600 to book like this week or you're going to miss out. 0:47:28.280 --> 0:47:30.320 Chop, don't throw. 0:47:30.239 --> 0:47:32.560 Me under the show, all right? Help me out here? 0:47:32.640 --> 0:47:35.200 Nine four one one oh four three? Where do I 0:47:35.280 --> 0:47:37.360 have to go? Do you know anything about mysterious red 0:47:37.560 --> 0:47:38.200 or something? 0:47:38.440 --> 0:47:42.359 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one four point three? 0:47:42.560 --> 0:47:45.000 So I need to advise. What wineries would you recommend? 0:47:45.080 --> 0:47:47.440 Must go to one? So many to choose from, too 0:47:47.520 --> 0:47:49.320 many to choose from. But if you could just recommend 0:47:49.360 --> 0:47:52.760 three or four and summer for lunch, I'd be so grateful. 0:47:53.280 --> 0:47:55.560 Morning to Pinincia. I am desperate. I'm supposed to have 0:47:55.560 --> 0:47:57.480 sort this out a couple of weeks ago, so David, 0:47:58.000 --> 0:48:00.000 before my birthday. We've got friends going on from England. 0:48:00.360 --> 0:48:01.840 I am in a spot here. I have tried to 0:48:01.840 --> 0:48:03.880 book a couple of places in a panic. Yesterday evening 0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:05.160 all booked up. 0:48:05.200 --> 0:48:06.520 Why do you have to go to so many? Can 0:48:06.600 --> 0:48:08.880 you spend the whole day at one and just enjoy it? 0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:11.759 Because there are different regions and the you know it's 0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:14.839 this wine people know, Jack, You know that tear might 0:48:14.880 --> 0:48:16.960 be different of a one sided road because the wind 0:48:17.200 --> 0:48:19.600 or the acidity of the soil, and so you know 0:48:19.680 --> 0:48:22.880 what a north west facing slope is different from the 0:48:22.880 --> 0:48:25.040 bottom of the slope, and so that's what you already 0:48:25.080 --> 0:48:25.560 got a sample. 0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:27.680 All right, Well, there's plenty of people that sound like 0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:28.480 that calling in now. 0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:33.480 So you sound like that snob. Well, Bob Murphy's just 0:48:33.480 --> 0:48:36.719 texted me right now, good morning, Bobby boy tigerlant Winery. 0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:40.040 We got married there. I've seen that place online. That 0:48:40.080 --> 0:48:44.080 looks beautiful. It looks stunning there, right. Do you think 0:48:44.080 --> 0:48:45.840 that Bob, Bob's a goingd of guy that would have 0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:50.359 learned the ukulele for the wedding. I can see it now. 0:48:50.400 --> 0:48:52.000 I bet you did, Bob. I bet you learned the 0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:54.719 ukulele and did a little twinkly song. I bet you. 0:48:54.800 --> 0:48:56.400 He did. I'll bet you said yes. It was not 0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:59.480 the ukulele, some other beautiful thing like Mandlin or a 0:48:59.600 --> 0:49:03.879 loot on that something nice. I did have a look there, 0:49:03.880 --> 0:49:06.560 but they don't take any bookings. And this is for 0:49:06.600 --> 0:49:09.120 groups of ten. There's four of us, although if Bob 0:49:09.160 --> 0:49:12.200 wants to give them a call, save Bob Murphy's coming 0:49:12.239 --> 0:49:13.840 and then I turn and go, Yeah, he's just running 0:49:13.840 --> 0:49:16.040 a bit late. Anyway, Can I order right now and 0:49:16.080 --> 0:49:20.919 start drinking? Bob's still running late. I'm there five years later, Bob, 0:49:21.160 --> 0:49:22.799 he's just getting out of his carna. But I need 0:49:22.840 --> 0:49:25.560 to go charge it to his account as well. All right, 0:49:25.600 --> 0:49:31.040 then let's get some tips. Sandro, good morning, good morning. 0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:34.640 Where should I go? Mate? Firstly, love your show, Thank 0:49:34.640 --> 0:49:36.320 you very much. That's very kunderstand. 0:49:36.960 --> 0:49:39.759 Yeah. I live in Oliver's Hill, which is about just 0:49:39.800 --> 0:49:42.400 twenty minutes up the road from the winery. So my 0:49:42.600 --> 0:49:48.879 two suggestions for you Foxies. Absolutely fantastic, laid back atmosphere 0:49:49.080 --> 0:49:52.240 on the deck out the back, great food, good wine 0:49:53.040 --> 0:49:56.640 or morning sun. Friends of mine own the winery, go 0:49:56.760 --> 0:49:59.000 there for Lanchard's absolutely sensational. 0:49:59.200 --> 0:50:01.680 Yeah, a lot of people say Foxy's hangout is I 0:50:01.760 --> 0:50:04.960 must go on. That's one of the real stories. Now 0:50:05.120 --> 0:50:06.839 said another one. Right, you've got to tell me this. 0:50:07.200 --> 0:50:10.080 It's a thing in Melbourne. You know you can't book anywhere. 0:50:11.600 --> 0:50:14.359 Well, yeah, there have been a group of either usually 0:50:14.440 --> 0:50:15.440 adle team to book. 0:50:15.560 --> 0:50:18.600 So it would happen if what would happen if I'm 0:50:18.600 --> 0:50:20.160 asking for a friend? What would happen if a friend 0:50:20.200 --> 0:50:22.400 lied and said there was like eight or twelve and 0:50:22.440 --> 0:50:26.760 then turned up or I don't know what happens. 0:50:27.560 --> 0:50:29.800 I've never never been in that situation. 0:50:29.400 --> 0:50:31.640 So I couldn't tell you. Okay, well I'm just ask 0:50:31.680 --> 0:50:33.279 you for a friend. I would never do such a 0:50:33.280 --> 0:50:36.200 thing because it's lying and it's not fair. But anyway, 0:50:36.239 --> 0:50:37.719 thanks to tip mate, I appreciate that. 0:50:38.320 --> 0:50:38.960 My pleasure. 0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:42.600 All right, you're you're listening to ye FM. Let's put 0:50:42.600 --> 0:50:45.680 it through Simon. Now, good morning, Simon, good morning. 0:50:45.719 --> 0:50:46.200 How are you? 0:50:46.280 --> 0:50:48.560 I'm good, Simon? Then excite me. Where should I be 0:50:48.600 --> 0:50:51.240 going as well? So Foxy's hangout? What do you say? 0:50:51.920 --> 0:50:54.840 Well, Foxes is awesome, but living on the peninsula, I 0:50:54.880 --> 0:50:57.560 get this asked a lot. I would say for a 0:50:57.600 --> 0:51:00.960 great one tasting experience, christ than the state. They are 0:51:01.000 --> 0:51:04.440 one of the Pioneers of the Peninsula for lunch. I 0:51:04.480 --> 0:51:10.160 would say we're here at Jackalope for Wow Factor. Port 0:51:10.200 --> 0:51:12.879 Phillip of State. The building and the view is sensational. 0:51:13.320 --> 0:51:16.440 Yeah, Port Phillips State, because a Port Leo as well. 0:51:16.480 --> 0:51:18.319 Do you prefer the other one? You think Port? 0:51:19.320 --> 0:51:22.360 I look Port Phillips for purely for the architecture and 0:51:22.440 --> 0:51:25.200 the view. Like I said, for Wow Factor. 0:51:24.880 --> 0:51:28.160 That I love this. We're talking architecture, we're talking wine, 0:51:28.160 --> 0:51:34.799 we're talking Tahwa. Move over, ABC. You've raised the IQ 0:51:34.960 --> 0:51:36.759 of the show, Simon with this one phone call. 0:51:36.840 --> 0:51:38.640 Thank you, You're welcome. 0:51:39.640 --> 0:51:43.320 All right, we got here. Natalie. Come morning, Natalie, Good morning. 0:51:43.360 --> 0:51:43.839 How are you? 0:51:43.920 --> 0:51:45.520 I tell you what? This is great? I'm one of 0:51:45.560 --> 0:51:49.240 my favorite things in the world, red wine in heaven. Natalie. 0:51:49.239 --> 0:51:50.279 Where do you think I need to go? 0:51:51.719 --> 0:51:53.879 I highly recommend Point Leo State. 0:51:54.400 --> 0:51:56.520 Listen. I'm on the website right now. I'm just trying 0:51:56.520 --> 0:51:58.080 to book it for lunch on April the sixth. It 0:51:58.200 --> 0:52:01.480 is booked, you know, is booked out. It's booked. I 0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:02.080 can't get in. 0:52:02.760 --> 0:52:04.080 Oh no, that's that's why. 0:52:04.280 --> 0:52:06.080 Do you know what I need A generous listener who's 0:52:06.080 --> 0:52:11.480 booked it, who can give up their you win holiday 0:52:11.520 --> 0:52:16.719 for a song. It's thirteen degrees. You could be there 0:52:16.760 --> 0:52:20.640 in the cold, Natalie, thanks you two. 0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:22.560 That's okay, all right. 0:52:22.880 --> 0:52:25.360 No one's sort of given any more detailer one you 0:52:25.800 --> 0:52:27.239 recommended read Something. 0:52:27.000 --> 0:52:30.440 Read Something. Yeah, it is. It's down there, down there. 0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:33.920 Yet no one people who live there. I don't know 0:52:33.960 --> 0:52:37.000 any about this mysterious read something. Michael, Good morning. 0:52:38.000 --> 0:52:38.760 Good morning, Christian. 0:52:38.760 --> 0:52:41.279 How are you? I'm good, Michael. How can you help 0:52:41.320 --> 0:52:41.960 me this morning? 0:52:42.280 --> 0:52:45.359 I'd like to recommend to you poul Pero Winery now 0:52:46.560 --> 0:52:47.480 j O L p E. 0:52:48.360 --> 0:52:50.720 Trying to book it last night. Michael. It's all booked up, obviously, 0:52:50.760 --> 0:52:52.040 a lot of these are. You've got to get in 0:52:52.040 --> 0:52:53.000 there early. 0:52:53.440 --> 0:52:55.960 We just turned up on unannounced and they found a 0:52:55.960 --> 0:52:58.760 little place for us on the decking overlooking the vineyards, 0:52:58.760 --> 0:53:01.439 the grape, the grape vines. It was beautiful and they've 0:53:01.440 --> 0:53:03.800 got great local beers as well as wine's not your thing. 0:53:03.760 --> 0:53:05.240 So you can just rock up there. 0:53:05.440 --> 0:53:07.600 Well, I don't know how big your party's going to be. 0:53:08.360 --> 0:53:10.319 My wife and I we just we just pulled in 0:53:10.400 --> 0:53:14.320 and yeah, they accommodate very friendly stuff and great local 0:53:14.360 --> 0:53:16.359 wines and like I said, beers and tiders as well. 0:53:16.480 --> 0:53:18.439 You know, I really enjoyed it. And it's a great 0:53:18.440 --> 0:53:19.920 little location. 0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:22.600 People rave about that place, they do. 0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:24.640 Well, and we never heard of it and we just 0:53:24.680 --> 0:53:27.680 stumbled across it. And I think I know what Jack's read. 0:53:28.040 --> 0:53:30.360 One is too that he's looking for what he probably 0:53:30.360 --> 0:53:32.359 gets into the end top of the red Nose. 0:53:35.560 --> 0:53:38.239 Yes, I think quite right, it's that. Mike, all right, cool, 0:53:38.320 --> 0:53:41.520 thanks you cool po alight para, thank you very much. 0:53:41.600 --> 0:53:43.400 Tell you one thing. Our listeners love their wine. This 0:53:43.480 --> 0:53:43.759 is good. 0:53:43.880 --> 0:53:47.480 I found something for you in Frankston Dan Murphy's end 0:53:47.480 --> 0:53:48.480 of an Emberheen Highway. 0:53:49.920 --> 0:53:51.320 Don't laugh, he encourages him. 0:53:51.400 --> 0:53:54.440 The Christian who Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:53:54.560 --> 0:53:55.560 four point three. 0:53:58.200 --> 0:54:00.560 Last minute changed. So this mornings that work time waste 0:54:00.760 --> 0:54:02.680 when you get a phone call and a guy who 0:54:02.719 --> 0:54:04.640 tells you he's got not one, not two, not three, 0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:08.640 but five pet goats and they live indoors the house, 0:54:08.680 --> 0:54:11.920 trained so much so that they the hoo's knock on 0:54:11.960 --> 0:54:13.640 the door when they want to go outside of the toilet, 0:54:13.680 --> 0:54:17.960 and they watch TV with him. Goat TV? What TV shows? 0:54:18.040 --> 0:54:21.520 What is pet gohats be watching? How I met your goat. 0:54:23.800 --> 0:54:24.920 It's a silly one today. 0:54:25.520 --> 0:54:31.320 Goat of Thrones, go t CSI the investigate unextlayed murders 0:54:31.360 --> 0:54:35.719 of goats? Whose goat is it? Anyway? Call the mid Goat. 0:54:36.560 --> 0:54:38.759 I'm proud of that. I'm sorry. Call the mid Goat 0:54:38.880 --> 0:54:41.439 is a great piece of work. I go home proud today. 0:54:41.480 --> 0:54:45.080 They had another great day at the office. All right, 0:54:45.120 --> 0:54:47.120 what have you got? Beauty in the goat? 0:54:49.280 --> 0:54:49.560 Murder? 0:54:49.600 --> 0:54:54.640 She goat murder, She goats great. The female goat detective 0:54:54.800 --> 0:54:56.399 is also an author murdery goat. 0:54:56.680 --> 0:55:00.600 So you interrupted s one that needed a performer. Sorry, 0:55:00.760 --> 0:55:05.320 the Bachelor, that's plus goal. 0:55:05.440 --> 0:55:08.120 No do they I don't think they do. 0:55:08.360 --> 0:55:11.320 They don't they gloat? A goat gloat? 0:55:11.520 --> 0:55:11.839 Does it? 0:55:12.239 --> 0:55:12.480 You do? 0:55:12.520 --> 0:55:14.239 A sort of I don't know. 0:55:14.360 --> 0:55:19.000 I don't like look at my hands. I don't like 0:55:19.160 --> 0:55:22.399 the twenty eighteen winners of the Grand Final? How does 0:55:22.400 --> 0:55:24.000 it gloat like? 0:55:24.080 --> 0:55:24.319 That? 0:55:25.080 --> 0:55:29.839 Is what dry heaving? What's happend to the show? Listen, 0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:31.879 let's go back to talking about wine. We're a lot 0:55:31.880 --> 0:55:34.520 of very outmarket listeners and now they're all turning off 0:55:34.560 --> 0:55:36.600 out there. The Crittendon a state when the pioneers of 0:55:36.640 --> 0:55:39.280 the region, you can't go from Pioneers of the Peninsula 0:55:39.640 --> 0:55:42.759 that goat. I'm going to get in tagan now and 0:55:42.760 --> 0:55:44.719 they give him my name. Oh, I'm so sorry. Are 0:55:44.719 --> 0:55:46.919 you the guy doing the goat pressures? No, we don't 0:55:46.960 --> 0:55:52.960 want you here, They goat, you're here, good jack, all right, 0:55:53.080 --> 0:55:55.879 send us yours then oh four seven five O three 0:55:56.080 --> 0:55:59.640 one oh four three oh four seven five O three 0:55:59.680 --> 0:56:02.480 one o four to three. What TV shows would to 0:56:02.520 --> 0:56:05.839 goat watch? Because what TV shows were to goat watch? 0:56:05.880 --> 0:56:06.319 Goat TV? 0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:09.640 The First and O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:56:09.719 --> 0:56:10.520 four point. 0:56:10.239 --> 0:56:13.799 Three poison A nothing but a good time. If you're 0:56:13.800 --> 0:56:15.880 looking for a good time between six and ten am, 0:56:17.040 --> 0:56:18.759 give me a lot with your friends on Gone one 0:56:18.760 --> 0:56:21.320 O four point three. Now you found us. You know 0:56:21.320 --> 0:56:24.239 where we are. We're just about to go on Mark. 0:56:24.280 --> 0:56:26.840 Today's that word time waste, which is what TV shows 0:56:26.840 --> 0:56:30.160 would a goat watch. There is some kind of reason 0:56:30.239 --> 0:56:32.759 for this, but it's a real loose one. We had 0:56:32.800 --> 0:56:34.560 a great caller earlier from a guy who has pet 0:56:34.560 --> 0:56:36.000 Goat's got five of them and they all sent on 0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:39.319 the couch watched TV with him. But Patses came in. 0:56:39.440 --> 0:56:41.080 All of a tizzy about goats. 0:56:41.200 --> 0:56:42.200 I hate goats. 0:56:42.800 --> 0:56:45.040 I was bucked by a goat when I was eight. 0:56:45.160 --> 0:56:49.520 Once you pronounced that again, bucked with a bill. 0:56:49.719 --> 0:56:52.680 It's a very different story. I'm not sure you want 0:56:52.760 --> 0:56:54.839 How long have you worked it? Ready? We can't have that. 0:56:54.880 --> 0:56:56.000 Come into a cinema near you. 0:56:56.719 --> 0:56:56.799 No. 0:56:57.080 --> 0:57:01.680 And we were lockting mushrooms I think at the time, 0:57:01.719 --> 0:57:04.960 and they had a pack of goats as pets, and 0:57:05.040 --> 0:57:08.160 for some reason this particular goat took a set on 0:57:08.239 --> 0:57:09.440 me and like. 0:57:09.520 --> 0:57:11.080 Rear it up like a horny goat. 0:57:11.239 --> 0:57:14.160 Yes, it had big horns and picked me up off 0:57:14.200 --> 0:57:14.680 the ground. 0:57:14.760 --> 0:57:19.080 It was horrific. Picture, Yes, with what from behind? 0:57:19.680 --> 0:57:20.040 Come on? 0:57:20.200 --> 0:57:20.560 He did? 0:57:20.640 --> 0:57:22.040 I swear with his horns? 0:57:22.120 --> 0:57:24.960 With his horns this thing did? 0:57:27.080 --> 0:57:30.360 Yeah, yeah, go tould me big boned or something. 0:57:30.360 --> 0:57:30.840 Off the ground. 0:57:30.880 --> 0:57:31.840 Did you get airborne? 0:57:32.120 --> 0:57:32.360 Yes? 0:57:32.520 --> 0:57:33.000 It was. 0:57:33.080 --> 0:57:38.560 It was terrible. Nearly pierced my backside. It's terrible. 0:57:41.480 --> 0:57:44.200 All right? You ready to mark today's goat TV show? 0:57:44.280 --> 0:57:44.560 Ready? 0:57:44.840 --> 0:57:45.800 The farmer wants to go. 0:57:47.280 --> 0:57:50.400 That's a perfect one. Gold plus married at first goat, 0:57:51.320 --> 0:57:52.400 silver plus. 0:57:52.120 --> 0:57:57.600 Muzza weldne queer eye for the goat guys. That's one 0:57:57.640 --> 0:58:00.200 of the Peninsula listeners still with us. Home and the 0:58:00.320 --> 0:58:02.800 Goat they put brackets hit Home and away. 0:58:03.080 --> 0:58:05.360 Thank you, thank you, sivil plus. 0:58:05.760 --> 0:58:08.240 Erin who sent that also emailed me the same one. 0:58:08.280 --> 0:58:11.520 She's very proud of that. Well done, Erin. I'm a celebrity. 0:58:11.680 --> 0:58:14.720 Goat me out of here gold Sa bring to the 0:58:14.760 --> 0:58:19.919 teenage Goat gold, are just a new goat. 0:58:22.560 --> 0:58:24.040 Gold plus Mark. 0:58:23.880 --> 0:58:28.600 And Bentley, well done, top Goat so the top Gear silver, 0:58:28.880 --> 0:58:31.160 the Goat Wife, I guess instead of the Good. 0:58:31.040 --> 0:58:35.920 Wife silvil plus go to the Vampires player Civil plus plus. 0:58:35.760 --> 0:58:40.680 Dancing with the Goats Gold, Monty pine Thing's Flying Goat Silver, 0:58:40.960 --> 0:58:48.040 the Love Goat Gold, the hand Goat's Tail. I think 0:58:48.080 --> 0:58:50.680 we reached the end. Reached the end of it. Now 0:58:50.720 --> 0:58:51.520 it's out stain ads. 0:58:51.560 --> 0:58:55.200 Welcome the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:58:55.320 --> 0:58:56.040 four point three. 0:58:56.200 --> 0:58:57.479 We've got a tip for both of you. 0:58:58.160 --> 0:59:02.040 How do you another winery? Is it? Cat face dog Man? 0:59:02.840 --> 0:59:03.840 That's no? 0:59:03.960 --> 0:59:06.680 Biankle finally texted me it was called green Olive in 0:59:06.840 --> 0:59:10.040 Red Hill, so where I was going with colors was correct, 0:59:10.080 --> 0:59:14.480 Green and red green olive in Red Hill. Good luck 0:59:14.520 --> 0:59:16.520 if you go there next weekend. Why good luck that 0:59:16.560 --> 0:59:17.200 we said it was good. 0:59:18.440 --> 0:59:20.880 I got a recommendation of that good luck. 0:59:23.480 --> 0:59:25.440 This one needs to do with takeaway. How do you 0:59:25.520 --> 0:59:32.400 order take away at the moment merge. Start merging your 0:59:32.440 --> 0:59:35.080 takeaways to get the best from both worlds. I'll give 0:59:35.080 --> 0:59:38.360 you an example. I love getting a burger from this place, 0:59:38.400 --> 0:59:42.040 Huckster Burger. The chips are okay, love the chips from 0:59:42.080 --> 0:59:44.919 Lord of the Friars. So get the burger from Hucksterburger, 0:59:45.240 --> 0:59:47.640 then go. That was not really down the road. It's 0:59:48.000 --> 0:59:49.520 quite a few blocks away to the Lord of the 0:59:49.520 --> 0:59:50.760 fries Another detail. 0:59:52.160 --> 0:59:53.960 I know radio is the of the mine, but we 0:59:54.000 --> 0:59:56.200 don't need it cram with. He's just going to build 0:59:56.240 --> 0:59:57.680 minecraft finish for us. 1:00:00.360 --> 1:00:03.840 I did it again yesterday, got some sushi that I liked, 1:00:04.160 --> 1:00:06.280 some nagiri and felt like some. 1:00:06.280 --> 1:00:08.360 Chips were they are they around the corner over the 1:00:08.400 --> 1:00:15.520 bridge getting bigger jack craft. 1:00:16.880 --> 1:00:18.800 Pair that with some chips from a poro. They did 1:00:18.920 --> 1:00:19.320 quite good. 1:00:19.360 --> 1:00:21.280 Chips were having the chips some Lord of the Fries. 1:00:21.400 --> 1:00:22.720 Well, I was in South Melbourne. 1:00:22.720 --> 1:00:26.360 They don't have a lot of crazy question, sorry, I asked, No, 1:00:26.440 --> 1:00:28.400 I wouldn't do this. Tell you what I don't seem 1:00:28.440 --> 1:00:31.720 to have the available spare time to start picking chips 1:00:31.720 --> 1:00:34.520 some one person and meal from another. You just wanted, 1:00:34.640 --> 1:00:36.560 like that's it, we're yes. 1:00:36.480 --> 1:00:38.400 No, we've done that, Jack, have you yeah? 1:00:38.480 --> 1:00:40.120 Yeah? Tell me what Friday. 1:00:39.800 --> 1:00:43.000 Night, Audrey wanted pizza. Seven year old want a pizza 1:00:43.040 --> 1:00:45.920 for dinner, so we ordered her pizza on Uber eight 1:00:46.080 --> 1:00:48.280 and we had Mexican. 1:00:48.680 --> 1:00:51.240 Yes, see that I've done. Ruby wanted Mexican. Saturday I 1:00:51.280 --> 1:00:53.640 wanted to curry, so we both had the two separate things. 1:00:53.680 --> 1:00:56.200 It's like a little rate. Who's going to get there first? 1:00:56.240 --> 1:00:58.840 I don't know, but actually picking something from another, they're 1:00:58.880 --> 1:01:02.320 mixing it with another. Would you do that? That shows 1:01:02.360 --> 1:01:03.800 some one and they pair it with. 1:01:03.800 --> 1:01:06.760 Ah, I would best of both worlds. 1:01:06.440 --> 1:01:08.760 Because you can't say sushi is a perfect example. You 1:01:08.800 --> 1:01:11.360 can't get fries at a sushi place, so you have 1:01:11.520 --> 1:01:12.080 your force. 1:01:12.720 --> 1:01:19.120 You had no choice. Concludes today's first world problem. That 1:01:19.240 --> 1:01:23.440 and the wine. We've reached peak first world problems today. 1:01:24.360 --> 1:01:27.760 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 1:01:27.800 --> 1:01:29.120 point three, Well. 1:01:28.880 --> 1:01:32.240 That concludes our business today. I am now off to 1:01:32.760 --> 1:01:34.160 try a load of restaurants that are all going to 1:01:34.200 --> 1:01:36.360 say we're funny books. But thank you very much for 1:01:36.360 --> 1:01:38.640 all your wine recommendations. But you're going to try them, 1:01:39.080 --> 1:01:39.760 well call them? 1:01:40.040 --> 1:01:41.880 Oh I thought you could. 1:01:44.880 --> 1:01:45.040 Win. 1:01:45.320 --> 1:01:46.360 You're going to go to in a week. 1:01:48.080 --> 1:01:49.360 Kids, I'm not going to be home for the rest 1:01:49.360 --> 1:01:51.240 of this week. I need to go and try all 1:01:51.280 --> 1:01:54.360 the wineries and more than timber work out which one 1:01:54.360 --> 1:01:56.040 I will be going to my winery. I'm not going 1:01:56.040 --> 1:01:59.120 to be around this week, Chyler. Today's show is Don't 1:01:59.160 --> 1:02:02.000 throw Me and of the show. We're back tomorrow morning. 1:02:02.360 --> 1:02:04.320 Good luck. If you're going to try on win today's 1:02:04.360 --> 1:02:06.760 holiday for a song, wham, I'm your man. Next time 1:02:06.760 --> 1:02:08.720 you heit up between now and five, that's your chance 1:02:08.800 --> 1:02:10.560 to call in and we will speak to you tomorrow morning. 1:02:10.560 --> 1:02:11.360 Thanks for listening The 1:02:11.440 --> 1:02:14.960 Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point 1:02:14.960 --> 1:02:15.200 three