WEBVTT - #32: Sound of Silence 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:04.560 People do some weird ship it should in young people, 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:08.080 inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:08.760 get high. 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.480 Some of the things more since than others. 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:15.159 I've done everything for you my career on hold, I 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:17.240 couldn't been anything if I'd had the talent. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:23.200 Brace yourself for observations. You didn't ask for his leadership. 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:25.200 I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:32.879 Well good, just a couple of Mitchel. One of us 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:35.160 be mich and the other Mitchell. Just to make things easier. 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:37.760 Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:43.040 You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Michtulie 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:47.800 and Mitchell Koob. Thank you. How are we all? 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:51.360 I'm pretty Boddy goody, I'm very well. Groundskeeper, Jenna our 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:55.200 third wheels here. It's per usual. Hi, not for much longer, possibly, Jenny. 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:59.040 You must be thrilled with all the COVID restrictions easing 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:02.520 in New South Wales. At least all the gyms are reopening, 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:05.680 which means Zomba, your precious Zomber is back in action. 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.200 Yeah, but it's not the same with just ten people. 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:10.839 How many people are usually in your Zomba classes, because 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.120 in my mind I picture a class of ten or so. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:14.679 No, I like thirty to forty. 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:17.040 Oh my god, how many classes per week? 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:20.360 It depends. I used to go twice a week. 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:22.440 But there's multiple classes a week. It's not like it's 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.320 jam packed because there's only one a week. 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:26.240 No, No, there's like four. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:27.959 Led by what one cult leader? Are there two? 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:29.360 There's two? 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:31.640 What is zomba for those who don't know, I didn't 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:34.640 realize this. This community was so alive and well. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:41.440 Oh it is very much alive. Zoomber is dancing Spanish style. 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:45.360 Spanish dancing hooked me. It was a very it was 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:47.240 a very big hype and what would you say two 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:50.720 thousand and like probably even Yeah. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:52.880 My mom was like, you know what, fuck it, I'm 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:54.880 going to try. I'm going to try zoomba that she 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:55.840 just never got around to doing it. 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:58.000 Well, you know, I started after all that, so I 0:01:58.040 --> 0:01:59.640 started these died. 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.040 So you are a loyal OG fan, Yes, but people 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.760 don't go there to learn how to dance. No, no, yeah, 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:07.440 you're allowed to be on co it's just so weirdier 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:10.720 old adults dancing in a room ount of time, sweating. 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:13.959 That's mean, you've got to you've got to burn calorie somehow. No, 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.160 you're not quite familiar with that lesson. But no, I 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:18.239 I need to let you know that you're meant to. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.839 I got an email back from my gym and they're like, Hi, Mitch, 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:23.280 great news the gym is reopening. And I'm like, this 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.960 should go straight to the jump. I'm not going back. 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.480 Like your membership is now back, you're going to start 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.919 paying again, So I'm gonna have to cancel it. I 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:32.239 don't know to get out of that. 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:33.919 I don't have the heart to tell them, because they're 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.840 probably going to have a lot of a decline in 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:38.600 revenue anyway, with people not being there for what months? 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:40.519 Oh god, and I already used an awful excuse to 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:41.840 go in the last time. I said there was a 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:44.000 death in the family. Oh my god, I'm not going 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:46.160 to be able to come for the foreseeable future. You 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:48.040 know what, will wave off fees, even the fee for 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:49.880 the dongle you keep it. You have to pay eighty 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:51.120 dollars with that fucking dongle. 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:51.800 What dongle? 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:55.679 Oh the dongle? Where am I? Oh the past to 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:58.079 get in, They're like, all right, you've signed up three 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.919 months free. We just need a holding fee of nine 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:04.119 dollars for your pitch dongle. I don't know, Like, yeah, 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:05.600 I'm sorry. Yeah, you can't get in the building a 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:08.160 mount it. I had to pay ninety bucks for a dongle. Yeah, 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.200 that's a scam. I just sneak in with someone when 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:10.600 they go in. 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:15.480 Oh, don't do that. Oh my god, because me and 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:19.519 my housemates, sorry my housemaid night. We sometimes go to 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:22.679 the gym together. And if he opens the door with 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.040 his pass and I walk in behind him, he gets 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:27.320 a phone call from security at the gym, being like 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:30.120 you let in someone, they have to scam their own pass. 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:33.160 It feels so unnatural letting him in, and then we 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:34.720 have to wait for the door to close, and then 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:37.640 I then buzz myself in. But it's all for formalities. 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:39.440 And I once let my friend in because I was 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:41.280 meeting for lunch and I wasn't quite done at the gym. 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:42.680 I let her in. I was like, just sit on 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.240 the couch in the ac on. Oh did I get blasted? 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:48.160 Really? Are they're always watching? It's my big brother, Yeah, 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:48.720 it actually is. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:51.080 It's twenty four to seven surveillance because it's a gym. 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.280 I don't trust everyone in there at night, but yeah, 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:55.000 I think it's a fair policy to call people and 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:58.680 be like, don't let anyone, whether they're a member or not, 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:01.280 behind you when you go through the door. 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.560 Jeez, making Zomba soundbody good, Jenna, there's no knocks watching 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:06.520 you twenty four to seven. I might join anyway. 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:08.480 I'm looking forward to all the studios and Gimm's being 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:09.960 back open again. I could do with it. 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:11.800 This might be your last show and we are kicking 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:13.880 it off with the bang or celebrating last week with 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:16.200 your birthday. This week is your final show, potentially this 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:18.120 final show. 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:22.200 Quick question, whatever happened to bloody producer Alex that intern 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.600 that you're brought in here to alf Jenna, I don't know. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:26.640 She in turns on my show for two weeks and 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:28.320 she hasn't shown up. 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:30.640 That was back in episode twenty eight, right, yeah, twenty eight. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.240 We peered them against each other. She did one Jane's job, 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:35.560 but has not turned up exactly. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:37.400 She hasn't shown up, She hasn't messaged me, and she 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:38.920 hasn't come to my Kiss night show either. 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:42.360 Okay, maybe we should be taking on a duty of care. 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:42.880 Oh yeah, maybe. 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:46.240 Actually, anyway, if it was me, you'd be like, who cares. 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.200 We'd probably be the one that killed you. Yeah, we 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:50.680 are back this week with now I don't want to 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:53.440 say too much, but it's a challenge, mitche I've come 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.560 up with and I'm going to put you on the spot. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.800 I know you don't like doing these things, and normally 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:00.360 you're the one putting me in the awkward position. 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:03.360 No. You see, you're someone who when you're put on 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.599 the spot, you can that's really actually where you thrive best. 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.360 Whereas I like to be prepared and organized, and you know, 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.520 I don't like being put in scenarios where I'm left 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:15.680 feeling awkward, like you know, prank calls and whatever. And 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:18.240 there's been a couple of times on this show where 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:20.960 you've said to me, oh, I've got a segment planned 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:22.400 for you, but I'm not going to tell you what 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:26.839 it is. And sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't. 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:30.400 One time you made me interview someone and I had 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.600 no idea who they were when I was talking to them, 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.840 Harry Cholsey. That actually did quite well in the end. 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:37.680 But then there also was that time that you tried 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:39.720 to make me prank call someone who had a lost pet. 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:40.680 Now that never happened. 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:42.280 That was all that was, No, that was yeah, I 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.279 pulled the pin. So is this going to be something 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.560 that I bought? Mid segment? 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:48.600 Am I going to like this thing? No dead Budge 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.920 is involved. Okay, you're gonna love it. Actually you might 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:52.280 not love it, but you're gonna have to put it 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.800 that way, right, Okay, stand by that coming up? 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:56.400 So am I going to be the one embarrassed? 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:59.000 Oh? Yeah, of course you are. But I don't mind that. 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.480 I don't mind. I don't like embarrassing other people in 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:02.040 prank calls. 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:05.839 Oh well, it's a two way street. Yeah, you might 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:08.880 be embarrassing someone else more. We'll find out in a bit. Plus, 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:10.320 we need to start the show with it. Is it 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:13.320 just me each? It's the name of the show. Basically, 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:16.160 it's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate, and 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.839 we both take a turn. It could be anything. Neither 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:20.200 of us know what we're about to say. 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:21.640 Yes, we both bring one each. 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:25.400 Yeah, so I'll just let you know that mine a 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:26.280 little bit later on. 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:30.360 It's about naughty time in the bedroom. You know what 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:34.799 I'm saying. You're getting some Well I can't confirm one tonight. 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:36.960 Actually social different thing. It's still a thing. No, I'm 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.480 not okay, all right, Well anyway, we'll be talking about 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:39.880 that later on. 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:43.960 Let's start with mine. Then here we go. Is it 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:50.320 just me? There's some old TV shows really not age? Well? 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.919 Oh so many don't. Oh god, I've just started watching 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.880 pretty little liars first of all, one Red Flag. They're 0:06:56.920 --> 0:07:00.320 not fucking pretty. That's a f might wet. They're not 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:02.400 all pretty, yeah, these little lies? 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:04.400 And why are they telling thibs. I never got amongst 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:04.960 this show either. 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:06.280 It was a great shot. 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:07.960 Have you seen it? Of course you have. 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:10.640 I'll tell you why you're not rewatching it? 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:13.720 No, I'm just watching it. The reason Jenna likes it's 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:16.080 because there's a little brad of a character named Jenna. 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:19.680 It reminds me of you. She's she was blinded by 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:21.840 the girls after she was sleeping with her stepbrother on 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:23.640 the night that the girl was murdered. It was all 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:24.400 very dramatic. 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:26.400 That's some bold and the beautiful ship. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.640 There and she's played by an Australian actress was in 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:29.200 Home and Away. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:32.160 She is oh, Taron ed or someone I don't know, 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:34.520 Tamon Sir sock. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.400 Is this that show that everyone was talking about when 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:39.960 I was in year ten where it was like, oh, 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:41.160 something to do with A. 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:44.120 Yes, Now, don't you tell me who A is? Because 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:46.360 I don't know? And this is why I'm embarrassed, because 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:49.040 I'm hooked. I need to know who the fuck A is. 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:51.960 Sos seven seasons that hooked. 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:54.040 But the thing is, because seven seasons, they're in year 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.280 twelve this season is it really going to go up 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:59.960 until when they're all fucking leaving college? I don't see 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.760 you how they can stretch it out. This show is woeful. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.720 The storyline is five girls and then there's another one 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:07.800 and she's a lesbian, but the parents don't accept it, 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.280 and she won't tell anyone their best friend was killed. 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:13.560 It's highly insinuated that they had a hand in killing her, 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:16.160 but no one knows. Then they don't think she's dead 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:19.080 because she is sending notes from beyond the grave? Is 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:20.960 A the friend the dead girl? Allison? 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:21.680 Ah? 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:23.600 She was killed by her NYM? 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:24.600 Why was she killed? 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:26.400 Well, that's the thing. Apparently she's alive. But then they 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:27.880 find the body under the house, and the reason they 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:29.600 find the body is because the girls lesbian lover was 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.280 living in it, but they can't tell anyone that she's 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:32.720 a lesbian because the family will die. 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:35.400 Yeah, this literally sounds like neighbors. That is, so when 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.360 you take it out of context like that, it sounds 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:39.160 really far fetch and a little bit stupid. 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:41.720 Well, at the time, it was a fantastic show. 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.679 I'm sure it was really the twenty twenty sixteen year 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:46.480 old dating her fucking math teacher. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:51.880 He's not on I always find that characters in TV 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:55.719 shows when you're young, they don't seem that young. But 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.760 now that we're older, sixteen is so young. Did you 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.280 know that Roth on Tipitanic was only seventeen? 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:01.800 What? 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:05.760 Yeah, and when she literally devoted her life to this 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:09.000 random man Jack that she met once and like had 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.480 three days on a ship with And it was only 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:13.480 the last night on the ship that they decided they 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.400 liked each other and started poking in that car. 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:18.040 I was barely six seventeen when I was touching myself, 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:20.360 let alone in the back of a boody seventeen. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:24.240 Yes, I literally, I at the time was so attached 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:25.840 to that love story on Titanic. I was like, oh 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:27.240 my god, they were meant to be together. But now 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:29.880 I'm like, oh, she's way too young to be forming 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.240 any kind of adult decisions like that. 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:34.440 I pictured her beingly thirty. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:35.760 I can't remember it was thirty. 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.839 No, it's when you do the maths because the movie 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:42.360 is set in nineteen ninety eight and the character the 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:45.360 old Rose, is like one hundred and something, and then 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:48.199 you realize the Titanic sunk in nineteen twelve, so she 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:50.679 was only bloody seventeen. I did the maths at one 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:52.880 point and then googled it and yeah, Rose and Titanic 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:53.679 is only seventeen. 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:54.880 That's ridiculous. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:56.880 Well, I was actually on the titan. 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:02.920 Do you lean way too far into that you've had 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:03.559 multiple lives? 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:05.480 Also say it with some fucking conviction. 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:06.680 I was also. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.640 Sorry anyway, pretty little lies, do yourself a favor and 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:12.920 don't watch it, and you'll be hooked, and you'll be 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.360 embarrassed that you're rooting for a lesbian who killed the 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:18.520 doctor's dad, like you just I'm confused by the whole thing. 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:20.839 I would also say that Friends hasn't aged well. It's 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:23.520 not as funny as I recall say. Little Britain hasn't 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.800 aged well. Just last week it was ripped off air 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:27.719 for black faith. I didn't even know that happened, but 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:29.280 apparently that was okay at the time. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:31.240 Sex and the City too has an age very well. 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.760 Either it's all about the man and following the man's dream, 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:36.000 not following your own independence. So fuck off. 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.000 Yeah right, that is that is a bit off, isn't it. 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:39.800 I thought was the exact opposite. 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.000 That's what everyone thinks. But then at the end she 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:44.000 ends up with Spoileralert big who. The whole series, She's like, 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:46.280 I want to be single and independent, follow my own career, 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:47.760 and then in the end she just falls in off 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:49.800 with the man that she spent the whole series trying 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:50.120 to leave. 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.679 It's like on Friends, Rachel got off the plane. Why 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:54.360 go to Paris and chase your career? 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:56.120 Bit? I never thought was she going to study? 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:58.400 She wasn't studying. She had got a job, like some 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:01.080 really big fashion job in Power and the whole series 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.120 with her trying to chasing her dreams, trying to get 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:04.439 in the fashion industry. 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.319 And she left it for that fucking clown, Yes, that 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:10.319 abominable man. Yeah right. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:14.720 Anyway, you know, one of my biggest fears is similar 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:18.520 to Little Britain being taken off air, Kath and Kim 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:21.320 being taken off air because they there is some shit 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:24.120 that I think, God, they would not get away with 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:28.600 that today. There's a whole episode where it's about Kim 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.079 being a racist and then Kath gets a DNA test 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:34.319 and finds out that they're part aboriginal. It's yeah, and 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:38.120 they don't say anything offensive, but there's this enough, there's 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.560 enough nuance and like innuendos and I'm just like, oh, 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.599 that would blow up these days. Like Twitter was not 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:43.520 around when that was made. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:44.880 Well, you know what I was thinking, Like, I'm a 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:48.319 Chris Lily fan, but like some of the stuff is 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:50.800 a bit on the nose. Some when he did Smouse, 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:54.360 which wasn't even groundbreaking, like that character, there was nothing 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:56.040 funny about it. He was just in black face. 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:56.400 Yeah. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:12:00.080 Lots of Asian characters too. Yeah, the mom Jona from Tong. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.040 Jonithan Tonga, he did brown face. And I mean even 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:04.000 Jammay's a bit so. 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:07.040 I mean, Jamay is fine, Yeah, that'll probably stay on air, 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:09.599 won't for that, But there's a lot of others that 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:11.240 could be that could afford to be ripped. 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.680 Really, it's a different time. Just be compassionate about us exactly. 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:18.320 Hi guys, Sorry, just interrupting the episode with a fresh update. 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:22.079 Literally the day after we recorded this podcast, Netflix dropped 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.679 all of Chris Lily's shows that have black face in them, 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:26.880 all of them. We're bloody psychics, I'm telling you. 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:29.000 Maybe I really amd that psychic Mitchell Kems on the 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:30.160 Morning Show, I know. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:33.959 So all of them have been pulled, literally everyone except 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.319 for the Lunatics, which is the new one, and Jimmy 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:37.160 Private school Girl. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.839 Like I said, I literally said when we recorded that 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:42.439 Jamay will stay on air. And that's right, we called it, 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:43.240 Yes we did. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:47.000 Anyway, let's let's carry on with your agen for the week. 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:50.040 Is it just me? 0:12:55.440 --> 0:13:01.280 Do you wish you had a sexy speaking voice? I 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:03.000 kind of think I might even have one, Even that 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:04.760 sentence was a bit tricky to say with a lisp 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:08.120 sexy speaking voice. I actually find lists so endearing. I 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:09.880 think they're attractive, endearing. 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:13.280 But there's a difference between indeed and you know, dig down. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:18.240 There is no But I I find it a turn 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:20.760 on when someone has one, really because it's like it's cute, 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:22.520 you know, you can relate to it. Well, it's not 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:26.319 just that, but anyway, so I've always known that my 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:30.079 speaking voice is not exactly you know, enticing, it's a 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:34.839 little bit grading. But it was only listening to Lady 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:37.880 Gaga's new album Chromatica on repeat for the last few weeks, 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:41.679 mind you, that I realized that she's really in this 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.920 album particular embrace just like the speaking voice rather than 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:47.280 singing like of course, rain on Me, one of the 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:48.719 biggest songs in the world right now is going to 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:50.520 be one of the biggest songs of twenty twenty. For sure. 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:55.199 She does that rain on Me, and she's not singing 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:57.880 yeah exactly. That's the bit that everyone will sing along 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:00.920 to or speak along to, I should say, once nightclubs 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:04.480 are allowed open again. But there's another song, do you know, 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:07.120 Sour Candy with black Pink It's my phone, that one 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:09.599 that she barely sings in that at all. And I 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.160 was listening to it and I was like, oh god, 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:12.880 I really wish I could pull something like that off. 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:13.840 I've given you a grab. 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:14.240 Over there. 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:19.800 Them masked up, but I know what you want. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:20.800 A real taste. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:23.080 She sounds like a little bit doping out of it 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:25.760 so that she sounds good like I'm like, and it's 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:29.520 like I could never do something like that. Close your 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:30.720 eyes smelt peek. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:32.680 It's like she's just had like some cough syrup and 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:34.320 she's telling her hard to turn the TV off. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:37.280 Yeah, she sounds like she's on the couch. 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:37.920 Yeah she does. 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:39.920 That's when I'm at my least sexy. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:46.240 One more time. Hold on them masked up, but especially 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.320 in the beat of the music, though it sounds high. 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:52.400 At least I'm not a fake. Come come unwrapping with me, 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:57.640 Come unrap me. I'll show you what's me. Close your eyes, 0:14:57.720 --> 0:14:59.920 don't peek. I literally feel so stone. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:04.840 It's when you say come, come, come, and I don't 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:05.200 rap me. 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:07.640 What if it was in an Australian accent, like I 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:11.080 might be messed up? Like I just I couldn't. I'm 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.960 too bogan. I actually remember speaking to one of my 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:16.880 friends about what sort of dirty talk they do in 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:19.760 the bedroom, because this is when I was living with 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:23.080 this particular friend of mine and they just hooked up 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:23.440 with someone. 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:24.880 They were like, sorry if I was too loud, and 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.040 I was like, I didn't hear anything. What were you saying? 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:29.800 And he goes, oh, you know, the usual, like oh fuck, 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:33.400 And I was like, no, I don't think I could 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:36.440 ever say the F bomb in a sexual context. How 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:39.760 absolutely disgusting would that be with my Bogan twang? 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:40.960 Fuck? 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:42.560 Fuck? 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:47.800 No, I think they were hurting you. Are you okay? 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:50.480 Like not be enjoying it? 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:53.360 Dan, Like I've just dropped a can of baked beans 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:53.840 on my toe. 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:58.000 It's like if cookies had a nap when to check 0:15:58.040 --> 0:15:58.840 them and they were burned. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:04.040 Yeah, it's a weird thing, dirty talk, because I hate 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:05.520 to think what has come out of my mouth because 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:08.400 I'm not saying I'm silent, Like I definitely say things, 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:09.760 but I just I don't want to think about it 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:11.560 because in the heat of the moment, all sorts of 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.080 things seem appropriate to say. 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:16.920 Is there anything that sort of gets you you know? Well? 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.000 Yeah, but like that's not what this is about. So 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:24.640 I've got a list of dirty talk phrases from bad 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:29.320 Girls bible dot com because really I'm not confident saying 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:32.400 any of them outside of a sexual context because of 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:33.640 how unsexy my voice is. 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:34.320 Jenna, here you go. 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:38.040 Would you mind reading some of them out? Apparently these 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:40.520 are some popular ones that people like to use in 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:41.160 the bedroom. 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:44.360 Okay, Jenna, I want and don't just read them for road. 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:47.560 Please like you're doing a year six speech on water restrictions. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.040 Do like a central voice. 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:51.280 I can't. 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:54.920 Yeah, I think just about overthinking it, Jenna. 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:58.160