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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini. If your

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Speaker 1: partner is a man third mine O six ' five.

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Speaker 1: Do they spend an inexplicable amount of time on the toilet?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I think it's also

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Speaker 1: up to it like past a certain age as well.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I think it's about forty. It's in

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Speaker 1: and around the time where I don't know why, but

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Speaker 1: I know, certainly my dad, certainly I don't know what

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Speaker 1: it is woods.

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Speaker 2: My dad was definitely a culpriate, I honestly think, and

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Speaker 2: I don't think that my dad didn't like me or

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Speaker 2: you know, didn't love his family. But I think for

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Speaker 2: my dad, it was just a moment to get away

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Speaker 2: from everyone, and it obviously set up a wall that

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Speaker 2: no one wanted to enter. Ye I know, I've just

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Speaker 2: said no, I've said up the perfect defense I've got

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Speaker 2: as long as I like doing whatever I want, because it's.

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Speaker 1: An escape, isn't it. It's an escape. They can't do anything,

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Speaker 1: you can't ask them anything.

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Speaker 2: But he goes in with the iPad. He's in there

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Speaker 2: looking at whatever.

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Speaker 1: But what was happening in the pre iPad days books?

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Speaker 1: My dad kept my daddit a couple of thick books

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Speaker 1: next to the next to the jump.

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Speaker 2: But honestly, like I think there'd be blocks out there

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Speaker 2: that would just be like, I don't care. There's no

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Speaker 2: entertainment away from at the wall.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the stair at the wall thirty one or six

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Speaker 1: five this year it might There is a scene in

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Speaker 1: This Is forty where Paul Ruddy is literally a forty

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Speaker 1: year old dude and I'll let the audio do the jogging.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Go in the bathroom?

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Speaker 1: You've been up here for a really long time.

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Speaker 2: Now, Oh I'm almost done. If you've done in a second, just.

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Speaker 1: It's the fourth time you've gone to the bathroom today.

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Speaker 1: Give me a break.

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Speaker 2: Who takes a half hour to go to the bathroom?

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Speaker 2: John Goodman? So do all Do all women get angry?

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Speaker 2: I think so? I think so.

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Speaker 1: The reason I'm bringing up is there was a story

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Speaker 1: on Reddit today this woman complaining about her husband is

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Speaker 1: taking forty five minutes at a time. That's that's agreed,

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Speaker 1: and he's going four to five times, four to five times.

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Speaker 1: To the point where she was out with him at

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Speaker 1: a restaurant. He went in the middle. When the meals arrived,

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Speaker 1: she ate her meal, split the bill, and then went home.

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Speaker 1: By the time that he by the time that he

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Speaker 1: walked back, he pops out of the bathroom, she was gone.

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Speaker 1: He was just left with half a bill and a.

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Speaker 2: Cold meal, which he deserves.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: I think that that's what it gets to. It gets

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Speaker 1: to the point where it's like, what are you doing

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Speaker 1: in there? Why do you need to take that long?

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Speaker 1: Because against women, on the other hand, are like bandits

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're in and out. Yeah, you never know

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Speaker 2: the difference between ones and twos with women because they're

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Speaker 2: so fast, Like that was maybe a slightly too long

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Speaker 2: for a Wii, but no way, did you do tuesdays there?

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Speaker 1: Do you feel like sometimes and this I mean this

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Speaker 1: is a separate conversation thirty one to six five, Please

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Speaker 1: keep calling if your partner spends too much time on

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Speaker 1: the John and he's a guy. A separate question here,

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Speaker 1: which maybe we can continue on another day, is do

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Speaker 1: you think that women deliberately spend an ambiguous amount of

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Speaker 1: time wiiing so that when they do do number two

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Speaker 1: you never know? Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: It's uncertain?

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Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, they obviously get the number

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Speaker 1: one is done in you know, twenty seconds or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Sure, do you reckon?

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Speaker 1: They just sit there for another couple of minutes and

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Speaker 1: then just just to confuse you as to how long

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Speaker 1: it actually takes them to eat, so that when they

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Speaker 1: do go number two, you just never know. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: always the same time.

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Speaker 2: If it's early in relationship, you can see general, there's

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Speaker 2: the motive.

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Speaker 1: Just in general. I feel like my partner see him

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Speaker 1: is exactly the same time for both I I have a.

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Speaker 2: Small theory on it as well, but I mean I

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Speaker 2: don't want to go to Yeah, that's going to Michaalia,

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Speaker 2: Michalia or Michaalea, Michayla. Oh just Michayla. Perfect. Your partner

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Speaker 2: spends a lot of time on the throne. Yeah, how

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Speaker 2: long are we talking, Michayla.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, like a long time. Always, always, every day

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Speaker 4: he will take a bring in there and he'll be

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Speaker 4: on for it for an hour roughly, but like he's

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Speaker 2: For longeri owur, Michaela. Do you get angry Michaela when

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Speaker 2: he's in there for an hour?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, yeah, Okay. Do you think he doesn't like you? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I think that he's on there on he's proying all

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Speaker 2: Ignored Will's question quite smartly. She doesn't want to be

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Speaker 2: facing that reality.

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Speaker 1: Use your partner spent too much time with the John.

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Speaker 1: He's got to be a bloke. I want to get

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Speaker 1: to the bottom of this. What do you think he's

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Speaker 1: doing in there? Thirty one and sixty five? Your partner

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Speaker 1: spends too much time on the John. Love to hear

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Speaker 1: from me as a bloke in the news today. Well,

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Speaker 1: his wife, he would spend up to forty five minutes

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Speaker 1: at a time and got to the point where he

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Speaker 1: went to the bathroom while they're in a restaurant. By

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Speaker 1: the way, forty five minutes at a time if you're

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Speaker 1: in your own home, sure, restaurant, you're putting one hundred

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Speaker 2: It's rageous, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: That is outrageous anyway, So she got the meal while

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Speaker 1: he was on the John, knew he was going to

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Speaker 1: take his time. She ate her meals, but the bill

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Speaker 1: paid her half and left well played one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: So I want to get to the bottom of this

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Speaker 1: because I distinctly remember my father doing this. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be honest, I'm starting to slip into it a bit myself,

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Speaker 1: something about it, something about it's the piece. I think

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Speaker 1: that's what we've agreed upon. There's no one else that

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Speaker 2: What what do you do?

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 2: Mistery number two? Have you actually?

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Speaker 1: I actually I go learning Dutch at the moment on

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Speaker 2: I read the news.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what don't you do important? I feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm up to date. After I leave John.

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Speaker 2: Score, You've got everything there, everything sorted, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's go to Sarah here. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: It's going to go into the john with like more

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Speaker 1: things to do, and then when I leave, I feel

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Speaker 2: A few boxes will absolutely including a bowel movement, sometimes

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Speaker 2: not at all. Let's got Sarah here, Sarah, how long

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Speaker 2: does your partner sit on the toilet for?

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Speaker 5: I've never actually timed it, but she tells me that

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Speaker 5: he knows it's time to get off when he has

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Speaker 5: lost complete sensation of both legs.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 1: It's like an alarm clock. Really is.

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Speaker 2: A great, Kate, Now, Kate, your partner has a knack

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Speaker 2: for sneaking off to the bathroom at annoying moments.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Absolutely, he'd come go to the toilets at bottle

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Speaker 4: time for our baby, right when I'm serving out dinner

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Speaker 4: and I've got a screaming baby that also wants attention,

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Speaker 4: all those times forty five minutes to an hour at

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Speaker 1: Forty five minutes. I just can not buy that, Like,

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Speaker 1: my mum just wouldn't have had that from my dad. Like,

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Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, he'd always do it at the moment,

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Speaker 1: like packing the car where you're going to live on

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Speaker 1: a holiday or anything. But forty five minutes do you do?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 2: Do you think do you think your partner has trained

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Speaker 2: the toiling in there?

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Speaker 4: I reckon it's trained. Honestly, it's the same time every

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Speaker 2: That's an amazing superhero ability. If you're able to get

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Speaker 2: out of all commitments, you're able to movement.

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Speaker 1: The thing is Well, the reason I think it's for

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Speaker 2: Or that it's embarrassing to spend forty minutes in a

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Speaker 2: toilet that day care.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you start to lose this self respect.

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Speaker 2: I think, age forty. Yeah, we're getting there.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Laney on Thurday and when it's six five, Laney,

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Speaker 1: your partner spends a bit of time on the john.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he does.

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Speaker 4: So it'd be forty five minutes to an hour, all.

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Speaker 4: A halftime straight and wow, he gets to the point

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Speaker 4: of pins and needles. And one afternoon I was.

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Speaker 5: Wondering where he had disappeared to didn't.

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Speaker 3: I go in. He has pulled the laundry basket over

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Speaker 4: S phone up. He's watching an episode of Sons of

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Speaker 1: Oh good stuff. What a legend is very very actually

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Speaker 1: funnily enough, before I had a colin osculby, I had

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Speaker 1: to do a bow prep but totally. But there would

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Speaker 1: have been footy five minutes for an hour.

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Speaker 2: That's fair. You have a reason. I know it's fair enough.

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Speaker 1: I'm just taking these links with liquid laxatives but that's.

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Speaker 2: Exactly no, totally fine. Yeah, you can't get about that

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Speaker 2: every day stand to day. That is amazing. We've actually

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Speaker 2: got a male perspective here. I've got Tony who's giving

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Speaker 3: Good a Tony good a fella's here.

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Speaker 2: You're going very very good, mate. What do you do

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Speaker 2: while while you're on the dunny? Mate?

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Speaker 3: Like you won't believe it? Right, I bring the laptop

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Speaker 3: into the toilet, an't emails, I watch YouTube, watch car races,

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Speaker 3: even beyond pins and nails. I just stay there and

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Speaker 3: my missus cracks the sheets and we'll go downstairs. I'm staying.

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Speaker 3: I'm not moving, and I think I deserve a metal man.

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Speaker 1: So why didn't you just do this on your couch

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Speaker 1: at your desk?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. But no, well, you know you're gonna

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Speaker 3: be there for a while, so bring him entertainment with you.

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Speaker 2: But you don't have to be there for a while, Tony.

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Speaker 2: You could be in and out in five minutes.

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Speaker 3: Nah, nah, no, you got the wrong Nah no, Nah,

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Speaker 3: you gotta be there. You've gotta be relaxed till everything's out.

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Speaker 3: You calm, you're relaxed, you're entertained. You walk out the

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Speaker 3: biggest smile on your face. Everyone's looking at you like,

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Speaker 3: come on, and I said, well, I'll go back. You

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Speaker 3: don't like it, More.

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Speaker 2: Of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to