WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! What weird request do you want at your funeral?

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and come on, hello, Thursday's been Thursday all day.

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<v Speaker 2>She's all right, matey, sorry, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>You really happy to be here?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? No, that actually was the opposite.

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<v Speaker 2>We were like, whoa, You're like, oh, did it come

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<v Speaker 2>out that way?

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<v Speaker 5>You know sometimes when you say things and you the

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<v Speaker 5>tone is not how you actually feel, like, I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>match my excitement.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, here's a shovel if you want to keep digging

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<v Speaker 4>your hole anyway. On Better News, Britney Spears book came out.

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<v Speaker 6>Brittany Is she's an author. Although Caspar wrote that book Let's.

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<v Speaker 4>Be read in Me she I'm going to make an

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<v Speaker 4>assumption that she had a ghost writer help her out

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<v Speaker 4>with it.

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<v Speaker 6>Of course she had a ghost writer. Have you seen

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<v Speaker 6>her Instagram caption? She speaks in emoji.

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<v Speaker 3>The entire book is just written in emotion.

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<v Speaker 2>I've read a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Of punctuation or Yeah, she definitely didn't write it.

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<v Speaker 5>Whoever wrote it wrote it. But like, her story is amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually can't wait to get my hands on this book.

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<v Speaker 5>Like the story around her conservatorship. It's the first time

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<v Speaker 5>that she's actually had a voice and been able to

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<v Speaker 5>speak in the last of fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I am so excited.

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<v Speaker 4>To read this.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I agree.

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<v Speaker 6>Also, I was reading today on the way in she

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<v Speaker 6>like opens up about her breakup with Justin Timberlake and

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<v Speaker 6>goes into the text between them and how he broke

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<v Speaker 6>up with her via text.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he literally just sent two words. He texted her

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<v Speaker 4>and said it's over.

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<v Speaker 2>That is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Just because you know she had been cheating, but also

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<v Speaker 5>apparently he was cheating on her ol.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to get my hands on anyway.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, like quite the little pickle dickle. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 5>there'll be a few pickle dickle. Well, you know, when

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<v Speaker 5>you look at her life, there's all these questions. There's

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<v Speaker 5>all these unanswered things, kind of like what we do here?

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<v Speaker 2>You never said.

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<v Speaker 5>What I was trying to get to is that we

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<v Speaker 5>haven't asked gun cut coming up? Is there ever a

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<v Speaker 5>time when it is okay to be friends with an ex?

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<v Speaker 6>Big questions being tackled today, welcome to the pickup. It

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<v Speaker 6>is time for us to do this ask.

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<v Speaker 5>So Ask un Cut is a segment we do on

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<v Speaker 5>Life on Cut where you guys call in with your

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<v Speaker 5>deep You're dark and your burning problems and we get

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<v Speaker 5>you to call up on a Thursday and tell us

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<v Speaker 5>what's going on in your lives.

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<v Speaker 3>Now. This week, we have a caller.

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<v Speaker 5>Her name is Mandy, and she wants to know whether

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<v Speaker 5>she should be friends with her ex. Oh classic, Mandy,

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<v Speaker 5>Welcome to the pick up amens.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi, how are you going guys?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi? Mandy set the scene for us. What do you

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<v Speaker 4>got going on?

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<v Speaker 6>So?

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<v Speaker 7>My partner and I were together for six years, very young.

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<v Speaker 7>Got together were seventeen sixteen I think, and earlier this

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<v Speaker 7>year we decided to part ways. He ended it, but

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<v Speaker 7>it was very mutual. Unfortunately, things got we got very

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<v Speaker 7>comfortable with each other, kind of stopped trying in the

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<v Speaker 7>relationship because we've got very comfortable. Yeah yeah, and we're young. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>of course have experienced things. But we did the breakup.

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<v Speaker 7>It was very hard, you know, feel very much in

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<v Speaker 7>love with each other because nothing really happens. However, we've

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<v Speaker 7>kind of just become friends again after, like we mended

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<v Speaker 7>our broken heart and now.

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<v Speaker 8>Our friends again. And he.

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<v Speaker 7>Still sees the future with me, which is really hard

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<v Speaker 7>to hear. But he doesn't want it now, he wants

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<v Speaker 7>it in the future.

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<v Speaker 5>So absolutely, do you want to be with him now, like,

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<v Speaker 5>do you want to get back together or do you

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<v Speaker 5>not want to be with him?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>And no.

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<v Speaker 4>Just to get it clear, is he saying to you,

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<v Speaker 4>you're the person for me and I want to be

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<v Speaker 4>with you, just not now.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>So he's saying like he's not saying it in a

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<v Speaker 7>proud way. He's saying it in like a hurts heart

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<v Speaker 7>kind of way. He's saying, like, I see you as

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<v Speaker 7>being my wife and the mother of my kids. But

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<v Speaker 7>because we're twenty two and twenty three, he just thinks that,

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<v Speaker 7>And there is merit and what he's saying, but he

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<v Speaker 7>just thinks that being separate for a little bit more

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<v Speaker 7>longer would work to our favor. But I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 7>I just why are we torturing ourselves?

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<v Speaker 6>This is essentially exactly the same as the breakup I've

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<v Speaker 6>just been through. Five years, we've been together, we've been

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<v Speaker 6>apart six months, and we toyed back and forth, going

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<v Speaker 6>should we or should we not get back together? And

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<v Speaker 6>I was so close to and the best thing I

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<v Speaker 6>ever did was not biting the bullet. You need more

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<v Speaker 6>time to learn about yourself. Have you dated anyone else

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<v Speaker 6>in your life?

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<v Speaker 7>May No, I haven't I haven't yet because I thought

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<v Speaker 7>that I'm not open to it it. I've just enjoyed

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<v Speaker 7>being single.

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<v Speaker 5>I also think Mandy at this point in time, I

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<v Speaker 5>think that's really hard is when you're friends with an

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<v Speaker 5>ex who you still have a lot of feelings for,

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<v Speaker 5>who you're saying, oh, one day we're going to be

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<v Speaker 5>back together. It means you're not in any way open

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<v Speaker 5>to meeting someone new. Yeah, so you're not really doing

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<v Speaker 5>single properly. You're kind of doing You've got one foot

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<v Speaker 5>in one camp and one foot in the other camp,

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<v Speaker 5>And I guess the.

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<v Speaker 3>Issue is is where are his feet?

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<v Speaker 5>Because if he's dating other people, if he's exploring other things,

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<v Speaker 5>it just feels like an opportunity for you to get

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<v Speaker 5>hurt all over again, for him to break your heart

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<v Speaker 5>a second time.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually get what he's saying though, in all honesty.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember I was in a relationship for like eight

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<v Speaker 4>years with someone I loved so much and exactly the

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<v Speaker 4>same thing. We were just young because we were only

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<v Speaker 4>like sixteen. Mandy and I remember saying, Me saying, we

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<v Speaker 4>both said it to each other. We we know we're

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<v Speaker 4>going to be together forever, but we need to go

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<v Speaker 4>and explore and do our own thing, and I think

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<v Speaker 4>that your partner, your your ex boyfriend. Sorry, I think

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<v Speaker 4>he genuinely believes that because he does love you, but

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<v Speaker 4>he obviously really wants to have some life experiences and

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<v Speaker 4>not in the process, So I don't think he's actually

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<v Speaker 4>been a dickhead about it. I think he genuinely thinks

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<v Speaker 4>you guys are going to come back full circle. Maybe

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<v Speaker 4>you will, maybe you won't.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't put your life on hold waiting for something that

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<v Speaker 5>might be because all you're doing is wasting time that

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<v Speaker 5>you could be investing in something else or someone else

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<v Speaker 5>you're meant to.

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<v Speaker 4>It'll be time.

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<v Speaker 2>Mandy. Hope that helps all right, Thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Well. Speaking of the death of that relationship, I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to talk about a funeral of a different kind.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they didn't die, it's just the relationship died. It's

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<v Speaker 2>on life support that relation.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's it's switching it off. It's gonna it's she's

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<v Speaker 4>switching off. No, I want to talk to you about

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<v Speaker 4>a funeral. Did you know you could go to a

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<v Speaker 4>funeral and walk away with a car? Well, I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to tell you about it. I'm glad you asked.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura, tell us next, I will. All right, it's one

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<v Speaker 2>of those massive ones.

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<v Speaker 6>As a coffin in the bats, a meat raffle, the

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<v Speaker 6>hers snags on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, where do you think to go to when you

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<v Speaker 4>want to get a new car?

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<v Speaker 2>You like a car dealership?

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<v Speaker 4>Car sales makes sense, right, Well, there is a woman that, possibly,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if it's going to take off, could

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<v Speaker 4>be starting a new trend. Her name is Diane Sweeney

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<v Speaker 4>and she unfortunately passed away. She didn't have kids and

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<v Speaker 4>she never got married, so she was apparently just a

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<v Speaker 4>very kind, loving person. Before she passed away, she went

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<v Speaker 4>to her nephew and she said, Hey, I have a

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<v Speaker 4>dying wish. I want somebody at my funeral to win

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<v Speaker 4>my car. Now, it doesn't matter who the person was,

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<v Speaker 4>they don't have she doesn't have to know them. She

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<v Speaker 4>wants to put this call out to every stringer. So

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<v Speaker 4>this call out went to the news and went on

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<v Speaker 4>social media. It literally made TV newspapers everywhere, and all

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<v Speaker 4>you had to do was anyone could go to Diane's

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<v Speaker 4>funeral on the day, you would get a raffle ticket

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<v Speaker 4>and you would win her two thousand and sixteen silver Beetle.

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<v Speaker 2>I take back everything I said about her. That is iconic.

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<v Speaker 5>What a great way of really drumming up the attendance

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<v Speaker 5>that you don't know many people, but they're all going

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<v Speaker 5>to be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Win my car. So it's like a chuck raffle.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So there's a sixteen year old girl, Gabriella Bonen, who

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<v Speaker 4>saw it on the news and she was like, I'm sixteen,

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<v Speaker 4>I want a car. So she begged her older sister

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<v Speaker 4>to take her to the funeral. She went to the

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<v Speaker 4>funeral and she said it was amazing. She said it

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<v Speaker 4>was a lovely funeral. Diane seems like a lovely person.

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<v Speaker 4>She got a raffle ticket. She moved on with the life.

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<v Speaker 4>She didn't win right a year later, because that's how

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<v Speaker 4>long apparently it took to put all of Diane's possessions

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<v Speaker 4>into order and sought everything out. A year later, they

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<v Speaker 4>called on they said, your raffle ticket won the car,

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<v Speaker 4>and they gave her the car. Wow is that from

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<v Speaker 4>the graver? A year later, Diane passed on a car

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<v Speaker 4>to a sixteen year old girl. Very very random, unusual

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<v Speaker 4>funeral processions. But I'm about it. Well, I read you

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<v Speaker 4>in your car when you died.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I just quickly I need to ask thirteen one

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<v Speaker 6>six five? Did you have an odd funeral request? Or

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<v Speaker 6>is it a family member that died?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, we've got a call coming in from Heaven's Gates

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<v Speaker 6>and a couple from Hell. No, is there someone in

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<v Speaker 6>your family that had non requests? I just feel like

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<v Speaker 6>there'd be some some good calls over there. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 6>catch what happened.

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<v Speaker 8>The lady who somebody passed away? She knew her life

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<v Speaker 8>was coming to an end and had caught a few

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<v Speaker 8>things in place. And one strange thing that happened. As

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<v Speaker 8>the curtain closed and the coffin went down that almost

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<v Speaker 8>conveyor belt towards the flames. During her survey, the screen

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<v Speaker 8>came up with the words to a song sang by

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<v Speaker 8>Cliff Richard. I don't know if you guys know Cliff

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<v Speaker 8>Richard going on a summer holiday holiday.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh well yeah, yeah, okay, So this played and the

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<v Speaker 6>coffin was taken into the into the ether.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Taking into the flames and she's playing.

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<v Speaker 11>It.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got a dark sense of human that lady.

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<v Speaker 8>There was a few of us there and there was

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<v Speaker 8>a lot of people getting up and singing and dancing

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<v Speaker 8>along to the words love.

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<v Speaker 6>Look at it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's pretty hot in that kiln.

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<v Speaker 8>So you know, we get it for our holiday's blesser.

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<v Speaker 6>That's really funny, that's great, okay, I steff on thirteen

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<v Speaker 6>one of sixty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what was your odd funeral request? So?

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<v Speaker 10>My grandfather was obsessed with Milo, had a milo Is

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<v Speaker 10>every single night before che all like and like going

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<v Speaker 10>over there to visit. It was just it was Milo

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<v Speaker 10>on the menu all the time anyway. So his wish

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<v Speaker 10>was that when he was cremated that he would get

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<v Speaker 10>put into a Milo can.

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<v Speaker 4>But what happens if somebody doesn't know it's his ashes

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<v Speaker 4>and goes to sprinkle Milo on them.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you figure it out when you opened it up.

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<v Speaker 4>We figure out when you drunk it.

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<v Speaker 10>You it wasn't kept in the pantry, Thank goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>I can what would you guys want to be? What's

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<v Speaker 2>your odd funeral request? Do you three have any?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you I want everyone to walk in have a Margarita,

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<v Speaker 5>just have it late at night because I hate Margareitas.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you can have well, that's assuming that you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>I want my laugh played on repeat the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>That'll kill me at your funeral.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what it's for you, So it just burnt into

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<v Speaker 4>your memory for the rest of example.

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<v Speaker 6>I want to have open cars get and I want

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<v Speaker 6>a full face of makeup, just for a while, dressed

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<v Speaker 6>in drag.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, drag, full head to toe drag. I'm not dying

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<v Speaker 2>anytime soon. All right, everybody next on.

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<v Speaker 6>The show, I or say it with me. Single, I've

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<v Speaker 6>been on another date. The last one was ruined by

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<v Speaker 6>you two. But you'll never believe my own blood have

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<v Speaker 6>ruined my most recent date.

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<v Speaker 5>You need to stop blaming other people for your poor dating.

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<v Speaker 5>One common denominator in this.

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<v Speaker 6>Year, well no, no, no, there's a new one LTNX on

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<v Speaker 6>the pickup. Earlier in the week, I was telling you

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<v Speaker 6>about a date that I set up when we were

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<v Speaker 6>in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruined foiled like Scooby Doo by Britain. Laura.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 5>When you say we ruined your date, that would insinuate

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<v Speaker 5>that we came to a restaurant, and we sabotaged it.

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<v Speaker 5>When you invite your dates to our live show and

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<v Speaker 5>don't actually meet them first or have anything to do

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<v Speaker 5>with them, we can't possibly ruin your date.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 6>I'd kill to get to restaurant, Laura, But I can't

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<v Speaker 6>get my dates past the first da correct because you

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<v Speaker 6>keep ruining it, And now everyone in my life wants

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<v Speaker 6>to sabotage my life.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, we're seriously, we're very good friends were here

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<v Speaker 4>for you.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks so convincing my best friends foiled my date. So

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<v Speaker 6>you know what, I thought, the only save haven to

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<v Speaker 6>date is my house, because.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like a good first date, doesn't.

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<v Speaker 6>I live at home with my mum and dad and

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<v Speaker 6>my sister, my gorgeous sister.

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<v Speaker 4>Right. Part of that sentence was that your safe.

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<v Speaker 6>Haven is the thing my parents went out for dinner.

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<v Speaker 6>So I thought, great, I'll invite this guy over that

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<v Speaker 6>I've been seeing. He's gorgeous, he's lovely. We've been on

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<v Speaker 6>about ten dates. Now, you know, it's like a kind

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<v Speaker 6>of a situation steady gone steady. So I come over

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<v Speaker 6>to my house. My parents aren't home, fantastic. I invite

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<v Speaker 6>him over. I go, do you want to come down to

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<v Speaker 6>my bedroom? So he comes out of my bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>We put on a.

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<v Speaker 6>It is, We order a pizza and we sit on

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<v Speaker 6>my bed cross legged, and I want the crumbs to

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<v Speaker 6>get into the bed, so I had to put details down.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually wasn't very romantic.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah okay, and like our feet were kind of touching

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<v Speaker 6>when we were crossed.

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<v Speaker 3>It's how you're flirting with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I bought the pizza, so it was a power.

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<v Speaker 4>I also love that Mitch things his dates don't work

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<v Speaker 4>because of us, But I think.

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<v Speaker 3>We figured out the real source.

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<v Speaker 6>He's what happened. We put the pizza of the side.

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<v Speaker 6>Then we're on the bed where chatting, we're talking. Things

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<v Speaker 6>started to get heated. I go, I'm gonna make a move.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm try and kiss this guy. And we kissed before,

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<v Speaker 6>so it's not a first kiss. It's fine. So as

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<v Speaker 6>I lean into kiss on my bed, it's quite a

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<v Speaker 6>mattress for a comfy and I lean over and then

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<v Speaker 6>I hear fee five fig bang. I hear like we're

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<v Speaker 6>a haunted mansion chucking. My house door is directly above

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<v Speaker 6>my bedroom, very thin flourboards in this old family home,

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<v Speaker 6>as is my childhood home I grew up. I got

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<v Speaker 6>pubes in that bed the boy. My parents arrived home early,

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<v Speaker 6>and I was gracious enough to say, I've got someone

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<v Speaker 6>over Jesse f y. I didn't realize that the four

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<v Speaker 6>boards were so way for thin that we could hear

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<v Speaker 6>the conversation that they were having above us. So here

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<v Speaker 6>I am intertwined with this guy with a pizza, and

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<v Speaker 6>I hear my dad go.

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<v Speaker 2>Michell, the boy steal here. My sister, she's the town crier.

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<v Speaker 3>They're in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Mum goes, did you him close? She goes, look, I did.

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<v Speaker 2>He's quite he's actually good looking. And I'm going I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so sorry, just like, why don't we put some music on?

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<v Speaker 6>And then he's going, no, I want to listen to

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<v Speaker 6>this two weekday again my family, And my dad goes,

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<v Speaker 6>what don't we at the door? I'm not you know

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<v Speaker 6>my parents, you know that's right up the alley.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Then to make things worse, you know what he says,

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<v Speaker 6>he goes, oh, the brunette one. And then and then

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<v Speaker 6>Masius goes, no, it's not it's the blonde one. Dad

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<v Speaker 6>goes with the blue eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>And then.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it either of them?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was a new one.

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<v Speaker 6>So this guy sitting in my bed going, am I

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<v Speaker 6>fourth of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not good at it?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it's too good at it.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, what did he think he was going to hear?

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<v Speaker 4>I have an idea move out of your family home.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's probably gonna start with dinner and then move

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<v Speaker 3>out there.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, thanks guys, listen next on the show. If

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<v Speaker 6>you want a thousand dollars to spend a Target go

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<v Speaker 6>on a little shopping spree ahead of Christmas. All you

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<v Speaker 6>need to do is tell us what this present is.

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<v Speaker 6>Target of SENTI us what is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell us? Next?

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<v Speaker 6>Thousand bucks is yours on the pickup. As you know,

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<v Speaker 6>all week we have been teasing the big box that

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<v Speaker 6>we've got in front of us in the studio, sent

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<v Speaker 6>to us by Target.

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<v Speaker 3>One thousand buckaroos.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we've got a thousand dollars cash ready for Christmas

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<v Speaker 6>for you to spend, all thanks to Target. You just

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<v Speaker 6>need to tell us what is inside the big Target present.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, we don't know what's in the present, but you

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<v Speaker 5>know what's in the present.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch, Well, I've got the present in front of me.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you can you give us another reminder of what

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<v Speaker 4>it is.

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<v Speaker 6>Let me get it. It's under the desks. They hit it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we have been looking for it. We actually couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>find it. Hang on, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's on the table.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm going to touch the toy. What is in

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<v Speaker 2>the present.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I think we've all got a good idea, but

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<v Speaker 5>you want specifics and the specifics that you want to

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<v Speaker 5>sow specific that it actually makes it really hard.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's not as easy as you think, because it

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<v Speaker 4>can't be that easy to in a thousand dollar gift card.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Like you've got to make it a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit difficult.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a thousand dollar Target gift card on thirteen one

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<v Speaker 6>o six five. What is in the present Casey? What

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<v Speaker 6>do you think?

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<v Speaker 9>Okay? So I think it is one of those like

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<v Speaker 9>rubber duck water toys, like one of those baby toys they.

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<v Speaker 10>Have in the bar.

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<v Speaker 3>So we think it's for a kid.

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<v Speaker 4>That is what I actually guessed myself. I guessed a

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<v Speaker 4>rubber Ducky, and Mitch the answer was.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at it right now.

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<v Speaker 6>It is a toy of sorts, but unfortunately I can't

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<v Speaker 6>accept rubber duck.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was a good guess, a good issues.

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<v Speaker 6>Everyone's getting closer. You're in the same ballpark, but I

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<v Speaker 6>need specifics and you'll kick yourself because I'm giving you

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<v Speaker 6>so many clues?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you?

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like you're giving a week You've done nothing

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<v Speaker 5>except open about how many clues?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Amanda, I'm thirteen one O six five? What is

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<v Speaker 2>in my present?

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<v Speaker 11>How are you going a hybrid?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Amanda? What do you reckon this little squeak?

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<v Speaker 11>So my guess was, Oh, it's tricky. A Christmas stocking

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<v Speaker 11>for a pet like a dog filled with toys, little

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<v Speaker 11>doggy toys.

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<v Speaker 2>Or hold on to that dog broad dog toys.

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<v Speaker 11>Okay, So a Christmas stocking for a dog filled with

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<v Speaker 11>doggy toys like a squeaky toy.

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<v Speaker 2>A Christmas stocking but in it is a normal dog toy.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's the closest we've been.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's like you're Amanda, that is so close. But

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<v Speaker 6>unfortunately no dies.

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<v Speaker 5>Really making it so hard for them. Listen, Target said

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<v Speaker 5>to me, don't make it easy, don't make it ease.

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<v Speaker 6>They said, make it hard. We want this thousand dog

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<v Speaker 6>gift God to go to someone that earns it. Sarah thirteen,

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<v Speaker 6>one or six. We're going to keep going until someone

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<v Speaker 6>can identify.

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<v Speaker 4>This because I can't listen to this squeak forever.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think it is, Brittany?

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<v Speaker 9>Hello, I think it might be one of the Christmas

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<v Speaker 9>pit toys.

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<v Speaker 4>A Christmas pet toy.

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<v Speaker 6>So so Amanda just said it was a standard pet

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<v Speaker 6>toy in a Christmas stocking. You think it's a pet

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<v Speaker 6>toy designed around Christmas theme.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I've got little Fanta.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you got it there?

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<v Speaker 5>Can?

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<v Speaker 6>You?

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<v Speaker 4>Can?

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<v Speaker 3>You show sure?

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<v Speaker 9>Can?

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<v Speaker 6>Let me just press it one more time and we

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<v Speaker 6>pull it out of the box everybody to reveal to

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<v Speaker 6>you that it is, in fact, it's a Christmas dock,

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<v Speaker 6>a dollar gift card the target.

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<v Speaker 5>Sarah, that is so exciting.

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<v Speaker 9>It is so cool.

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<v Speaker 10>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 9>I probably will.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you that's so exciting specific Christmas.

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<v Speaker 5>You're going to be kicking yourself. It was the caller

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<v Speaker 5>before though it was very close.

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<v Speaker 6>She was because she said a Christmas stocking with normal

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<v Speaker 6>pet toys, and I was giving clues the whole time

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<v Speaker 6>Christmas music.

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<v Speaker 3>That is very Mitch.

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<v Speaker 4>You're a bit of a ball.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you say bable breaker? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think Sarah's complaining because she's walking away with

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<v Speaker 4>a thousand dollars Target gift cut.

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<v Speaker 6>Well done, Sarah, I would not be spending down on

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<v Speaker 6>the dog so fine, from the decorations to the tree,

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<v Speaker 6>to everything underneath it, from the first gift to the

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<v Speaker 6>last guest when Christmas comes.

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<v Speaker 2>Australia loves Target all the way. We really do. Target's great,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it just?

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<v Speaker 3>I would be spending that on myself though, Oh totally.

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah's actually got on you girls.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll spend it on my children.

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<v Speaker 6>If you missed any of the show today, you can

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<v Speaker 6>podcast it on the iHeartRadio app. Can you still be

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<v Speaker 6>friends with your ex? That's a conversation we tackled.

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<v Speaker 5>Earlier today, and I mean now Mitch is still single

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<v Speaker 5>since he's had horrible dates with his.

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<v Speaker 4>Parents that Ariana Grande would see.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you X.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you be friends with your ex?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, all right, see it tomorrow. Run's app.