WEBVTT - FULL: Maybe She's Won A Scratchie 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:05.080 Good morning. 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.040 It's a Christian o'connill show podcast. 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:11.240 Hey, good morning, it's a Christian O'Connor show Monday morning. 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:13.680 Just coming up for ten minutes. Bars six. Good morning, Jack, 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:15.360 Good morning, Good morning. 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:16.720 Pats Good morning boys. 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:18.880 How was everyone's weekends? 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:20.840 Oh? Jam packed? What about you? 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:21.120 Jack? 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:25.320 I noticed Patsy has got an air fry now as well, Engraculations, 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:26.360 welcome into the bowl. 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:29.800 You joined the air frying colts, Come on in. The 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.559 fried water is lovely. What did you make over the 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:34.479 weekend for your first delicious meals? 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:37.000 First thing I did was some wedges, the pup style 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:40.000 wedges that you recommended, with some chicken salt. Yep, they 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:43.360 were good. And then I tried this u butte Southern 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:46.360 fried chicken that's not fried but air fried but not 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:47.320 oil fried. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.920 With buttermilk slash pancake batter. 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:53.159 Yes, and it was Yeah, I need to tweak it 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:53.440 a bit. 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:55.800 Yeah, you need to do it once or twice, don't you. 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:57.720 You didn't quite get it right first time, and I 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:01.120 certainly didn't even pancake makes on the chicken. But when 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:03.840 you get it right, Patsy, honestly, Heaven awaits you. It's 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:07.679 the best fried chicken that's not fried in oil you'll 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:08.880 ever have. It's incredible. 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:10.880 Yeah, we did again over the weekend, and you're right. 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.760 First time I didn't quite get it right, but still tasty. Yes, 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:16.600 it was just a little too overcooked and dry on 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.600 the weekend. Oh my god, best fried chicken I've ever had. Honestly, 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:23.200 if you served it in a restaurant, you'd ask for 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:23.760 a second go. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:28.160 People must think we're being paid by the air fry corporation. 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:31.160 There are clients that put good money into this station 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:33.480 that wouldn't get this kind of Well, of course all 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.480 clients get this kind of lover, but I'm just saying 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:38.920 I really wish that we brought or invested in air 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:42.080 fries because now that they're everywhere. I mean, they've been 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:43.760 around for a couple of years. We haven't invented them 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:45.760 the last couple of weeks, but I'm seeing more and 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:48.520 more people buying them and discounting them. 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:51.600 The supermarkets must sell them now. I was Cole's on 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.160 the weekend and a guy had a big air fry 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:56.720 under his arm walking up and down the aisles. It's 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.240 reached the tipping point now where it's like the thing 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:01.280 you buy as you go through the checkout. Oh yeah, 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:04.160 and I'll have cherry ripe and. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:06.240 Yeah, it's an easy occasional buy by the fridge is 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:09.200 like chewing gum and a great big air fryer. It's 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.160 I did the bulk of my cooking out in the 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.840 air fry. There's there's nothing I won't cook now that 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.760 I can't shove. Somehow, even tried toast, putting some toast 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:17.440 in it the other day. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:19.760 Brown. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:21.920 No, I tell you what I did. I dipped it in. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.600 I beaten egg and I dipped it in the egg 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.440 and shoved it. Yeah, like a French toast. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:28.240 You're like a mad scientist. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:31.680 Yea, yeah, anything. Can clothes go in there to get 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:33.359 a bit warm and crispy in the morning. It was 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:35.359 a bit cold today. Can I put my jeans in 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:37.520 the air fryer? What I did, yes, though for the 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:40.880 first time, is I made tacos the normal way. Then 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.320 once they were all you'd fried all the onion and 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.160 the peppers and the chicken and that, and then I 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:48.120 loaded up the tacos as if you normally would, but 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:50.200 I put them in for four minutes in the air 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.919 fry and they were the best tacos we've ever had 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:55.239 ten out of ten from the teenagers. I got to 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.200 try filding the old part time vegetarian. I didn't want 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:02.200 to go have this a great big four chicken tacos 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:05.680 and you're telling me you're vegan, the part time vegan. 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.160 So it's Monday to Thursday, and at the weekends it 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:11.760 all goes luck an uber eats on of sushi on 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:13.880 Friday night. I didn't want to say, how's this vegan 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.680 thing actually going on? Right now? I tell you what, 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:18.079 over the weekend. I don't know if it's the same 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.040 with you and your daughter Alorady. Do you find that 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:22.840 because they're home scoring they're just a little bit toey 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:24.680 at the weekend and testy. 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:27.680 Oh and eat me out of house and home always hungry. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:30.240 Yeah you wait, really, what the conversation you hear that 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:32.919 I had yesterday? This is just on an innocent Sunday 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:35.680 lunch time about what my teenager said to me trying 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:36.200 to trigger me. 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.560 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:42.520 Chats to san Alfarell Williams. He'd be a good chat 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:45.520 on who's courting Christian. It comes back next week then 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:47.360 for two weeks on The show's about you trying to 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:50.720 get celebrities a listeners who are zed lists. There are 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:53.320 no zed listers, all welcome for two weeks. Who can 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:56.240 you get to thiss Call twenty thousand dollars up for 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.200 grabs or the celebrity that wins your vote at the 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:00.960 end of the two weeks to go to Chowty their 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:04.040 choice and you get twenty thousand dollars as well to 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.200 do whatever you want if you get the winning celebrity 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:08.600 onto the show. A friend of mine is a very 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:11.680 good writer called Danny Wallace. He's written a couple of 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:14.280 very very funny books, including one that got turned into 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:16.520 a Jim Carrey movie and he got to hang out 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:17.240 with Jim Carrey. 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:18.400 Oh what film was it? 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:19.520 The Yes, ma'am? 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:20.920 Oh great film. 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:22.719 Yeah, My friend Danny wrote the book and then it 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:25.200 got optioned by Jim Carrey and he spent a lot 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:28.960 of time with Jim making the movie, which is a 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:32.560 great movie as well. And he was going to do 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.360 a sitcom in America, and in America they give a 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:38.080 lot of people money to make a pilot episode and 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.039 they do loads of these that will probably never see 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:42.600 screen time. But he spent six months out in La 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:44.040 so who moved him and his family's out of my 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.240 friend Danny to live in rent a place out in 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:47.760 bever Hills to try and see if they would do 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:50.440 this sitcom of his life. And he had to get 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.680 an acting coach so that Danny could play himself. 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.000 Are you yeah? 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:56.800 And they said, yeah, you can be yourself, but you 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:59.160 need to have acting lessons to be yourself. So you 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:02.000 had to have this acting coach. Anyway, he had to 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:05.320 enroll his kids that were undertaining a local school out 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:07.920 there in Hollywood. You've got a local school, but it's 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.400 going to have a lot of very famous mums and dads. 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:12.640 And he said every morning on the school run he 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.720 would always put in and get behind Pharrell Williams. 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:15.960 Right. 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:18.800 They said, the thing was he wears that hat on 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:24.240 the school run. Speak I will get Danny on this week, 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:27.200 so verify that story. He said, you knew that it 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:29.560 was Forell because he had that sort of deputy dog 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.360 hat on and you could tell he was on the 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:34.240 school run. Again, there's Farrell again. He used to wear 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:41.080 in the car. So anyway, yesterday back to I was 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:44.760 making the kids lunch, and honestly, this home schooling. It's 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.080 just done something to their energy levels. They're desperately go 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.080 back to school, which I think they never thought they'd 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:51.680 feel like. But what they are is it's a combustible 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.200 energy in that house, which is why again yesterday I 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.000 drove for the car park to get out of the 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:58.960 house and wrote with my laptop for yeap, just to 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:02.040 get away from them. Yesterday, they're talking about their plans 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:05.040 for education all right, and possibly going to university. I 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:06.880 was like, this is great, you know, and then my 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:09.560 youngest daughter, who's thirteen at the moment, says, well, you 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:11.919 know what, if I go to university, it'll be in 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:14.080 Europe and that's like in four or five years time. 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:15.640 And I said, well, that's expensivef you want to go 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:17.440 and study in Europe, you'll have to get a part 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.520 time job to contribute to that. She goes, fine, Then 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:23.480 this is what teenagers do now to trigger me. She goes, fine, 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:27.040 I'm going to become a stripper, you know. And you, 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:29.880 as a parent, I've realized that there's actually no point 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.560 fiting you know. I actually look the other way and 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:37.520 just go I mean, I don't think you really know 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:39.640 what you're talking about. She goes they're probably they own 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:41.800 more money than if I did a job. Why do 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:45.159 you even know? It gets worse? Check, it gets worse. 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:47.919 They have seen realizing I'm not quite reacting enough, they 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.520 go in for the gut punch now and I know 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:53.040 that about five minutes of earth right, we've both seen it. 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:56.320 There is a there's like a pole dancing studio. 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.240 There's pole dancing studios. 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.200 She goes to me. When that reopens. You know, when 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.000 we get out of this, I'd like you to enroll me. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:09.560 You're thirteen doing that. I'm not calling them in a 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:11.679 couple of months TIMEE going, Yeah, I'd like to enroll 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.080 my daughter and you're pole dancing class from beginners? How 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:15.280 old is she? Thirteen? 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:17.000 Is there any daddy daughter classes? 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:17.200 Yeah? 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:18.560 We can do bond with. 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:21.040 Each Yeah, I said, this is a therapy session in 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.240 twenty years from now when my trouble started when my 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:26.280 dad enrolled me my first pole dancing lesson. How old 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:27.240 are you thirteen? 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:32.440 Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:34.600 It's time for this team to get all fired up 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:38.920 now with our warm up game. This su tries to 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.760 be the boss, the boss, the boss. She said, let's 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:44.360 not have that back again. 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:48.040 Again by no management. 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:59.239 To me, O seer Boss, genuinely, bro, We're not making 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:02.440 this up. Genuinely this game. Even Friday, she said to me. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.720 Alphabet game back on Monday, show is it? 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:05.280 Yep? 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.200 All right, the alphabet game. This is a game my 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.480 kids taught me. They use it in trauma to get 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:13.400 warmed up. I thought on a Monday we need to 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.560 get into it, and so to warm us up on 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:17.920 a Monday, we're going to do this the alphabet game. 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:19.840 Will we try and complete the alphabet going through all 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:22.040 the letters of the alphabet tall, I tick them all 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:25.320 off with a certain subject. Last week we didn't do 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:28.360 very well. In a minute we got to the letter D. 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:30.040 Is that how bad it was? 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:32.920 I think we really only got to see we sulted 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:33.880 down here. 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:37.160 Yesterday. I chucked up. I thought it'd be good, you know, 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:40.600 ahead of Who's Gone in Christian we did surnames of 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:43.480 famous people. Turns out it's really hard just to go 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:46.680 with the surnames. All right, So sixty seconds on the clock, 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.719 this is the flow. It's going to go Jack yep, 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:55.319 new producer, clipboard Tom. Then it goes Patsy. Then to me, okay, Jack, Tom, 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.200 Patsy me team? Is that clear? 0:08:58.640 --> 0:08:58.920 Ready? 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:02.080 Jack? Do you understand? I understand you produced a clipboard? Tom? 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.120 Do you want to stand in that stripey shirt today? 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:06.840 Pats Are you clear? Yes? Okay? 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:07.360 All right? 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:09.719 So the topic today we're going to try and get 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:11.400 through the eight Z over as far as we can, 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:14.360 further than d if we can team in sixty seconds, 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.160 is surnames of famous people. 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:19.600 Okay? Is that what we did last week? 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:24.400 That's what we did last week. First names needs to 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:27.400 be warmed down. Okay, after I've done this, I'll be 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:31.400 ready to kick goals. Okay. First names of famous people? 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:34.240 Team are time starts now with Jack. 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:40.960 Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ben Affleck Oh, Katherine, Oh, Katherine Hepburn. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:50.880 No, that's okay, No, see see. 0:09:53.040 --> 0:10:00.800 Singer Selaine Dayon. Yeah, okay, Danny Minogue, ed Helm yep 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:02.600 friend Risher. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:12.880 Gertrude Adams, who thought she was a silent movie actor 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:13.520 in the twenties. 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:23.560 Nice. I mean, I'm impressed with the recall Adams Adams, 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:26.240 she won't have much to say to sign the movie start. 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:29.520 Charlie Chaplin on as well? All right, who's after Patsy? 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:30.120 You me? 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:34.400 Harry Harry Hamlin used to be in LA Law. 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:37.800 Team. 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:39.880 Let's carry on, let's go again, Let's pick it up 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:40.880 from I. Come on, we're. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:46.079 Almost warmed up, all right, I I I yes. 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:54.400 John Candy, Karen Carpenter, Liam Gallagher, Matt Damon, Narl Horran, 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:56.160 Olivia Newton John. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:58.040 Say that one of the guys from One Day get 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.160 out back to that station. We got you from AM. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:01.319 I sorry, Patsy, what do you get for? 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:04.400 Olivia Newton John? Okay, he's calling Christian, Peter. 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:08.439 Alan Peter all thank you. 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:15.000 Pats You is hard, isn't it? Queen Latifa, Jack Robert Richard, 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:17.040 Am I up to AM? 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:22.400 I S I S yes. I just got to say 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:26.920 wonder thank you, Tom Jones, you. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:30.920 Ursela Carlson, very good, Dal Kilmer. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:33.160 W William Hurt. 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:43.120 Yeh X wow Sander you got x. Are there any 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:46.920 famous people with with the first within the first. 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:54.000 Name with an Adams exhibit exhibit? That would be good? Wow, 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:55.720 that's the best. 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:56.520 It's better. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:57.920 We are fully warmed up. 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:03.040 Christ the Christian o'connells show podcast. 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:06.720 Over the weekends, lots of misshurd lyrics came in. Also, 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:21.080 some emails for late LA Party late This email here 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.000 I've told quite a few friends about over the weekend. 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:31.040 Came in Saturday morning and to do with a Late 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:33.120 La party, which is your home for emails. You know, 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:34.839 when youever you catch up the show and you want 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.160 to take part in. It's always just one rambling conversation 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:39.640 this show that you can chip into whenever you want, 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:41.400 which is why we call it late La Party. If 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:43.840 it's easier to email a story than calling when we're 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:46.880 talking about something. Last week a mikest all the cake 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:48.760 off going on with the show. We were talking about 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:50.679 how hard it was going to be to move these cakes, 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:53.880 and someone sent us an email here we were actually 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.840 did a phone and about transporting unusual things, Christian lates 0:12:56.880 --> 0:13:00.160 La Party. Last week you were talking about transport too 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:05.160 unusual things. Reminded me of this unusual cargo. My husband 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:07.240 is a pilot. He worked for a company that flew 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:13.400 a wide variety of small freight, including organs for transplant surgery. However, 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:19.160 this one day he was transporting frozen ball semen from 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:22.440 France to London. This is what the French like to do. 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:25.839 Well, it sounds like London likes to receive it. 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:30.760 Now, how dare you? How are you? That word gets 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:32.640 said a couple more times in this email, So I 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.440 think now we've we've said it once, okay, and it 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.760 is what it is, well grown ups, grown ups are listening. However, 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.280 I think now, because it gets mentioned a couple more times, 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:45.160 we need an alternative word instead of rapidly saying that. 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:54.319 So ball milkshake or milkshake better than milk? Why what 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:59.960 do you think I should say? Ball? Bull? That's word hard, 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:03.240 that's far more graphic. Tell you what we do. Let's 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.560 ask the new producer that way. If there's any issues 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.960 with this, he's still on probation. The show isn't damaged, okay, 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:13.080 a new producer, Tom, we need an alternative word other 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:20.320 than what I just said, milk bull milk, No, but 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:26.040 that could be confused with actual bull. What are we 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:26.560 saying here? 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:28.920 Bull milk? 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:34.480 Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire, bull's milk. It is 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.880 bull's milk, Okay, bulls milk. How However, this one day 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:43.000 he was transporting frozen balls milk from France to London. 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.680 The London airport he was landing it was, as usual, 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.040 very very busy, and he was repeatedly asked to stay 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.880 in the hold, which is basically flying around in circles 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:55.200 at certain altitude the final time air traffic asked for 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:58.560 hold the conversation when something like this, I've taken out 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:02.480 the abbreviation and technical bits you guys communication from ATC. 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.880 Presume that's air traffic control can be heard by all 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:09.480 other aircraft in the area and anyone else listening on 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:13.600 that frequency ATC. Hold again, Please, my husband, please be 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:16.720 aware that I have some time sensitive cargo and need 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:21.400 to land ACP ATC yesterday air traffic Control understood. A 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:25.240 couple minutes later ATC air Traffic Control, Peace, could you 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:28.200 inform us what the cargo is you're carrying? My husband, 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:35.240 bull milk ATC. Sorry, can you repeat that? Did you 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:38.680 just say ball milk? Muffled laughter, my husband, Yes, that 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:42.240 is correct, bull milk ATC. We will clear you to 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:48.440 LANDESP you're clear to land. He sapte loud laughter. Christina, 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:51.400 thank you very much your email. That's incredible. Who knew? 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:53.960 Who knew? That was such a precious cargo? That's we've 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:57.120 flown around this next email we go from that somehow 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:58.680 I think the emails were re lated over the weekend. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:00.720 What kind of show. Do we have last week Amazing 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:03.600 Animal Facts? We're on Friday, We're talking about amazing animal facts. 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:06.200 We started off by talking about ferrets the day before, 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.680 and we found out that we are hopefully going to 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:10.800 be doing a feature next year called Release the Ferrets. 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:13.560 And we found that one of our listener has five 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:16.080 ferrets and they have their own little ferret house called 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.280 ferret Hilton. You're talking about ferrets the other day. I've 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:22.040 got an amazing fact about them. A breeder will get 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:25.240 a vet to give a male ferret of vasectomy for 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:28.600 the sole purpose of servicing the females. Females come into 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:32.360 season in March for around six months and won't go 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:35.880 out of season until they've mated. Did you know that 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:38.680 six months is a long time to be in season 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:42.400 for the female ferret. His sole purpose as a male 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:44.920 ferrets to service the ladies and bring them out of season. 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:48.440 If they're not going to breed, females don't mate, they're 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:52.840 in danger of dying. Oh no, why haven't Disney made 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:59.760 a movie about. 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:02.920 Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:12.760 The song that sums up my weekend is this. I 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:15.080 did not know that Soundgarden actually had a song called 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:15.880 the Rowing Song. 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:22.040 Did am you sure he's not saying just keep on rolling? 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:24.800 No rowing. It's called the rowing song. That's what gives 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:27.520 it away. I did not know that Soundgarden Chris Cornell, 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:30.360 the late great Chris Corner actually had a song about rowing. Uh, 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:33.120 there isn't found out? Is high this rowing machine? Last 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:35.119 week to try and now that we're in lockdown and 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:36.639 we could be in this for a while longer and 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:38.600 the gym's are still shut, try and get in shape. 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:42.280 And I Google. You know, you can go into Spotify 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:46.560 and type of playlist I put rowing songs that's on 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:49.920 someone's playlist. I mean, there aren't that many songs actually 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:53.480 specifically that mention rome, but Soundgarden do. So I got 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:56.960 it last week and me, Jack and Hamish Blake are 0:17:56.960 --> 0:18:00.320 in a WhatsApp group about air frying. Okay, and every 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:04.040 Saturday morning it comes alive with our plans for frying 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:06.560 that weekend. And as much as there's banter in there, 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:10.119 it is a pretty serious intense chat about cooking techniques, 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:13.960 feedback on recipes we've tried. And Hamish was chilling some 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:17.199 recommending hot apple pies and Jack was saying he's going 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:18.560 to have another go with the chicken. I was saying, 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:20.800 I'm going to do the tacos. So then also, I 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:22.520 don't know why, but I started talking about how I've 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.920 got this rowing machine. Hamish then starts to go into 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:29.080 quite a lot of detail about rowing, so much so 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:30.879 that he then breaks out, jack, you don't know this, 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:33.600 and start and sent me seven texts over the weekend 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:36.680 about rowing. Now this is Hamish Blake. I didn't know 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:39.320 he knew so much about rowing. 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:42.720 You know, he's rowed a marathon. What's forty two kilometers 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:46.119 on the machine. He did for like over three or 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:46.600 four hours. 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:49.040 Now this makes perfect sense, right, So this was one 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:51.600 of his texts he sent me at ten am Saturday morning. 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:54.520 Spend fifteen minutes on my It doesn't even say hello, 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:57.879 worrying like that. It starts like this, Spend fifteen minutes 0:18:57.920 --> 0:19:00.360 on mobility. It's different for every person, but it needs 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:03.040 to be basic. Cat cow to get your low about moving, 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:07.359 banded puller parts to activate shoulders, banded shoulder dislocate glout, 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:12.800 glute tooms, hamstring activation. Then one thousand meters easy recovery pace. 0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:16.560 This is all about technique five hundred five hundred meters 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:18.959 race pace. I'm not racing. 0:19:19.160 --> 0:19:19.719 What's you're right? 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:23.400 Right? Other than middle age? Race pace is like rowing 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:25.440 miss days. At the moment, it's like I'm going on 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:29.720 a lake, you know, lovely flowers over there on the bank. 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:32.720 One of those paddle birds where you actually sit. 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:36.679 Five hundred meters race pace, I e. About seventy percent 0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:39.679 of what you think max is one hundred meters easy, 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:43.560 five hundred meters race pace one hundred one thousand meters easy. 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:47.280 This is a five thousand meter workout I've got to 0:19:47.280 --> 0:19:49.720 do three times a week. So anyway, I was telling 0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:52.520 Jack and Hamishaw, I do this thing sometimes called mind bets, 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:56.119 where if I don't do something, I can't have my reward. Yep. 0:19:56.200 --> 0:19:58.119 It's a great way to crativate yourself. 0:19:58.160 --> 0:19:59.880 So I knew I was doing wine tasting at four 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:02.480 online with some friends on some zoom things, so that 0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:03.960 I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm 0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:07.280 having no wine until I've done this five thousand meter row. 0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:10.160 You need to understand I'm going into this as a beginner. 0:20:10.840 --> 0:20:13.320