Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian o'connill show podcast.
Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, it's a Christian O'Connor show Monday morning.
Speaker 3: Just coming up for ten minutes. Bars six. Good morning, Jack,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 4: Pats Good morning boys.
Speaker 3: How was everyone's weekends?
Speaker 4: Oh? Jam packed? What about you?
Speaker 5: Jack?
Speaker 1: I noticed Patsy has got an air fry now as well, Engraculations,
Speaker 1: welcome into the bowl.
Speaker 3: You joined the air frying colts, Come on in. The
Speaker 3: fried water is lovely. What did you make over the
Speaker 3: weekend for your first delicious meals?
Speaker 4: First thing I did was some wedges, the pup style
Speaker 4: wedges that you recommended, with some chicken salt. Yep, they
Speaker 4: were good. And then I tried this u butte Southern
Speaker 4: fried chicken that's not fried but air fried but not
Speaker 4: oil fried.
Speaker 3: With buttermilk slash pancake batter.
Speaker 4: Yes, and it was Yeah, I need to tweak it
Speaker 4: a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to do it once or twice, don't you.
Speaker 3: You didn't quite get it right first time, and I
Speaker 3: certainly didn't even pancake makes on the chicken. But when
Speaker 3: you get it right, Patsy, honestly, Heaven awaits you. It's
Speaker 3: the best fried chicken that's not fried in oil you'll
Speaker 3: ever have. It's incredible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did again over the weekend, and you're right.
Speaker 1: First time I didn't quite get it right, but still tasty. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was just a little too overcooked and dry on
Speaker 1: the weekend. Oh my god, best fried chicken I've ever had. Honestly,
Speaker 1: if you served it in a restaurant, you'd ask for
Speaker 1: a second go.
Speaker 3: People must think we're being paid by the air fry corporation.
Speaker 3: There are clients that put good money into this station
Speaker 3: that wouldn't get this kind of Well, of course all
Speaker 3: clients get this kind of lover, but I'm just saying
Speaker 3: I really wish that we brought or invested in air
Speaker 3: fries because now that they're everywhere. I mean, they've been
Speaker 3: around for a couple of years. We haven't invented them
Speaker 3: the last couple of weeks, but I'm seeing more and
Speaker 3: more people buying them and discounting them.
Speaker 1: The supermarkets must sell them now. I was Cole's on
Speaker 1: the weekend and a guy had a big air fry
Speaker 1: under his arm walking up and down the aisles. It's
Speaker 1: reached the tipping point now where it's like the thing
Speaker 1: you buy as you go through the checkout. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll have cherry ripe and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an easy occasional buy by the fridge is
Speaker 3: like chewing gum and a great big air fryer. It's
Speaker 3: I did the bulk of my cooking out in the
Speaker 3: air fry. There's there's nothing I won't cook now that
Speaker 3: I can't shove. Somehow, even tried toast, putting some toast
Speaker 3: in it the other day.
Speaker 4: Brown.
Speaker 3: No, I tell you what I did. I dipped it in.
Speaker 3: I beaten egg and I dipped it in the egg
Speaker 3: and shoved it. Yeah, like a French toast.
Speaker 1: You're like a mad scientist.
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, anything. Can clothes go in there to get
Speaker 3: a bit warm and crispy in the morning. It was
Speaker 3: a bit cold today. Can I put my jeans in
Speaker 3: the air fryer? What I did, yes, though for the
Speaker 3: first time, is I made tacos the normal way. Then
Speaker 3: once they were all you'd fried all the onion and
Speaker 3: the peppers and the chicken and that, and then I
Speaker 3: loaded up the tacos as if you normally would, but
Speaker 3: I put them in for four minutes in the air
Speaker 3: fry and they were the best tacos we've ever had
Speaker 3: ten out of ten from the teenagers. I got to
Speaker 3: try filding the old part time vegetarian. I didn't want
Speaker 3: to go have this a great big four chicken tacos
Speaker 3: and you're telling me you're vegan, the part time vegan.
Speaker 3: So it's Monday to Thursday, and at the weekends it
Speaker 3: all goes luck an uber eats on of sushi on
Speaker 3: Friday night. I didn't want to say, how's this vegan
Speaker 3: thing actually going on? Right now? I tell you what,
Speaker 3: over the weekend. I don't know if it's the same
Speaker 3: with you and your daughter Alorady. Do you find that
Speaker 3: because they're home scoring they're just a little bit toey
Speaker 3: at the weekend and testy.
Speaker 4: Oh and eat me out of house and home always hungry.
Speaker 3: Yeah you wait, really, what the conversation you hear that
Speaker 3: I had yesterday? This is just on an innocent Sunday
Speaker 3: lunch time about what my teenager said to me trying
Speaker 3: to trigger me.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Chats to san Alfarell Williams. He'd be a good chat
Speaker 3: on who's courting Christian. It comes back next week then
Speaker 3: for two weeks on The show's about you trying to
Speaker 3: get celebrities a listeners who are zed lists. There are
Speaker 3: no zed listers, all welcome for two weeks. Who can
Speaker 3: you get to thiss Call twenty thousand dollars up for
Speaker 3: grabs or the celebrity that wins your vote at the
Speaker 3: end of the two weeks to go to Chowty their
Speaker 3: choice and you get twenty thousand dollars as well to
Speaker 3: do whatever you want if you get the winning celebrity
Speaker 3: onto the show. A friend of mine is a very
Speaker 3: good writer called Danny Wallace. He's written a couple of
Speaker 3: very very funny books, including one that got turned into
Speaker 3: a Jim Carrey movie and he got to hang out
Speaker 3: with Jim Carrey.
Speaker 1: Oh what film was it?
Speaker 3: The Yes, ma'am?
Speaker 1: Oh great film.
Speaker 3: Yeah, My friend Danny wrote the book and then it
Speaker 3: got optioned by Jim Carrey and he spent a lot
Speaker 3: of time with Jim making the movie, which is a
Speaker 3: great movie as well. And he was going to do
Speaker 3: a sitcom in America, and in America they give a
Speaker 3: lot of people money to make a pilot episode and
Speaker 3: they do loads of these that will probably never see
Speaker 3: screen time. But he spent six months out in La
Speaker 3: so who moved him and his family's out of my
Speaker 3: friend Danny to live in rent a place out in
Speaker 3: bever Hills to try and see if they would do
Speaker 3: this sitcom of his life. And he had to get
Speaker 3: an acting coach so that Danny could play himself.
Speaker 1: Are you yeah?
Speaker 3: And they said, yeah, you can be yourself, but you
Speaker 3: need to have acting lessons to be yourself. So you
Speaker 3: had to have this acting coach. Anyway, he had to
Speaker 3: enroll his kids that were undertaining a local school out
Speaker 3: there in Hollywood. You've got a local school, but it's
Speaker 3: going to have a lot of very famous mums and dads.
Speaker 3: And he said every morning on the school run he
Speaker 3: would always put in and get behind Pharrell Williams.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: They said, the thing was he wears that hat on
Speaker 3: the school run. Speak I will get Danny on this week,
Speaker 3: so verify that story. He said, you knew that it
Speaker 3: was Forell because he had that sort of deputy dog
Speaker 3: hat on and you could tell he was on the
Speaker 3: school run. Again, there's Farrell again. He used to wear
Speaker 3: in the car. So anyway, yesterday back to I was
Speaker 3: making the kids lunch, and honestly, this home schooling. It's
Speaker 3: just done something to their energy levels. They're desperately go
Speaker 3: back to school, which I think they never thought they'd
Speaker 3: feel like. But what they are is it's a combustible
Speaker 3: energy in that house, which is why again yesterday I
Speaker 3: drove for the car park to get out of the
Speaker 3: house and wrote with my laptop for yeap, just to
Speaker 3: get away from them. Yesterday, they're talking about their plans
Speaker 3: for education all right, and possibly going to university. I
Speaker 3: was like, this is great, you know, and then my
Speaker 3: youngest daughter, who's thirteen at the moment, says, well, you
Speaker 3: know what, if I go to university, it'll be in
Speaker 3: Europe and that's like in four or five years time.
Speaker 3: And I said, well, that's expensivef you want to go
Speaker 3: and study in Europe, you'll have to get a part
Speaker 3: time job to contribute to that. She goes, fine, Then
Speaker 3: this is what teenagers do now to trigger me. She goes, fine,
Speaker 3: I'm going to become a stripper, you know. And you,
Speaker 3: as a parent, I've realized that there's actually no point
Speaker 3: fiting you know. I actually look the other way and
Speaker 3: just go I mean, I don't think you really know
Speaker 3: what you're talking about. She goes they're probably they own
Speaker 3: more money than if I did a job. Why do
Speaker 3: you even know? It gets worse? Check, it gets worse.
Speaker 3: They have seen realizing I'm not quite reacting enough, they
Speaker 3: go in for the gut punch now and I know
Speaker 3: that about five minutes of earth right, we've both seen it.
Speaker 3: There is a there's like a pole dancing studio.
Speaker 1: There's pole dancing studios.
Speaker 3: She goes to me. When that reopens. You know, when
Speaker 3: we get out of this, I'd like you to enroll me.
Speaker 3: You're thirteen doing that. I'm not calling them in a
Speaker 3: couple of months TIMEE going, Yeah, I'd like to enroll
Speaker 3: my daughter and you're pole dancing class from beginners? How
Speaker 3: old is she? Thirteen?
Speaker 1: Is there any daddy daughter classes?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We can do bond with.
Speaker 3: Each Yeah, I said, this is a therapy session in
Speaker 3: twenty years from now when my trouble started when my
Speaker 3: dad enrolled me my first pole dancing lesson. How old
Speaker 3: are you thirteen?
Speaker 7: Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: It's time for this team to get all fired up
Speaker 3: now with our warm up game. This su tries to
Speaker 3: be the boss, the boss, the boss. She said, let's
Speaker 3: not have that back again.
Speaker 8: Again by no management.
Speaker 3: To me, O seer Boss, genuinely, bro, We're not making
Speaker 3: this up. Genuinely this game. Even Friday, she said to me.
Speaker 3: Alphabet game back on Monday, show is it?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 3: All right, the alphabet game. This is a game my
Speaker 3: kids taught me. They use it in trauma to get
Speaker 3: warmed up. I thought on a Monday we need to
Speaker 3: get into it, and so to warm us up on
Speaker 3: a Monday, we're going to do this the alphabet game.
Speaker 3: Will we try and complete the alphabet going through all
Speaker 3: the letters of the alphabet tall, I tick them all
Speaker 3: off with a certain subject. Last week we didn't do
Speaker 3: very well. In a minute we got to the letter D.
Speaker 3: Is that how bad it was?
Speaker 1: I think we really only got to see we sulted
Speaker 1: down here.
Speaker 3: Yesterday. I chucked up. I thought it'd be good, you know,
Speaker 3: ahead of Who's Gone in Christian we did surnames of
Speaker 3: famous people. Turns out it's really hard just to go
Speaker 3: with the surnames. All right, So sixty seconds on the clock,
Speaker 3: this is the flow. It's going to go Jack yep,
Speaker 3: new producer, clipboard Tom. Then it goes Patsy. Then to me, okay, Jack, Tom,
Speaker 3: Patsy me team? Is that clear?
Speaker 1: Ready?
Speaker 3: Jack? Do you understand? I understand you produced a clipboard? Tom?
Speaker 3: Do you want to stand in that stripey shirt today?
Speaker 3: Pats Are you clear? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: So the topic today we're going to try and get
Speaker 3: through the eight Z over as far as we can,
Speaker 3: further than d if we can team in sixty seconds,
Speaker 3: is surnames of famous people.
Speaker 1: Okay? Is that what we did last week?
Speaker 3: That's what we did last week. First names needs to
Speaker 3: be warmed down. Okay, after I've done this, I'll be
Speaker 3: ready to kick goals. Okay. First names of famous people?
Speaker 3: Team are time starts now with Jack.
Speaker 1: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ben Affleck Oh, Katherine, Oh, Katherine Hepburn.
Speaker 4: No, that's okay, No, see see.
Speaker 3: Singer Selaine Dayon. Yeah, okay, Danny Minogue, ed Helm yep
Speaker 3: friend Risher.
Speaker 4: Gertrude Adams, who thought she was a silent movie actor
Speaker 4: in the twenties.
Speaker 3: Nice. I mean, I'm impressed with the recall Adams Adams,
Speaker 3: she won't have much to say to sign the movie start.
Speaker 3: Charlie Chaplin on as well? All right, who's after Patsy?
Speaker 1: You me?
Speaker 3: Harry Harry Hamlin used to be in LA Law.
Speaker 5: Team.
Speaker 3: Let's carry on, let's go again, Let's pick it up
Speaker 3: from I. Come on, we're.
Speaker 1: Almost warmed up, all right, I I I yes.
Speaker 8: John Candy, Karen Carpenter, Liam Gallagher, Matt Damon, Narl Horran,
Speaker 8: Olivia Newton John.
Speaker 3: Say that one of the guys from One Day get
Speaker 3: out back to that station. We got you from AM.
Speaker 3: I sorry, Patsy, what do you get for?
Speaker 4: Olivia Newton John? Okay, he's calling Christian, Peter.
Speaker 3: Alan Peter all thank you.
Speaker 1: Pats You is hard, isn't it? Queen Latifa, Jack Robert Richard,
Speaker 1: Am I up to AM?
Speaker 3: I S I S yes. I just got to say
Speaker 3: wonder thank you, Tom Jones, you.
Speaker 1: Ursela Carlson, very good, Dal Kilmer.
Speaker 4: W William Hurt.
Speaker 3: Yeh X wow Sander you got x. Are there any
Speaker 3: famous people with with the first within the first.
Speaker 1: Name with an Adams exhibit exhibit? That would be good? Wow,
Speaker 1: that's the best.
Speaker 4: It's better.
Speaker 3: We are fully warmed up.
Speaker 2: Christ the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 3: Over the weekends, lots of misshurd lyrics came in. Also,
Speaker 3: some emails for late LA Party late This email here
Speaker 3: I've told quite a few friends about over the weekend.
Speaker 3: Came in Saturday morning and to do with a Late
Speaker 3: La party, which is your home for emails. You know,
Speaker 3: when youever you catch up the show and you want
Speaker 3: to take part in. It's always just one rambling conversation
Speaker 3: this show that you can chip into whenever you want,
Speaker 3: which is why we call it late La Party. If
Speaker 3: it's easier to email a story than calling when we're
Speaker 3: talking about something. Last week a mikest all the cake
Speaker 3: off going on with the show. We were talking about
Speaker 3: how hard it was going to be to move these cakes,
Speaker 3: and someone sent us an email here we were actually
Speaker 3: did a phone and about transporting unusual things, Christian lates
Speaker 3: La Party. Last week you were talking about transport too
Speaker 3: unusual things. Reminded me of this unusual cargo. My husband
Speaker 3: is a pilot. He worked for a company that flew
Speaker 3: a wide variety of small freight, including organs for transplant surgery. However,
Speaker 3: this one day he was transporting frozen ball semen from
Speaker 3: France to London. This is what the French like to do.
Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like London likes to receive it.
Speaker 3: Now, how dare you? How are you? That word gets
Speaker 3: said a couple more times in this email, So I
Speaker 3: think now we've we've said it once, okay, and it
Speaker 3: is what it is, well grown ups, grown ups are listening. However,
Speaker 3: I think now, because it gets mentioned a couple more times,
Speaker 3: we need an alternative word instead of rapidly saying that.
Speaker 3: So ball milkshake or milkshake better than milk? Why what
Speaker 3: do you think I should say? Ball? Bull? That's word hard,
Speaker 3: that's far more graphic. Tell you what we do. Let's
Speaker 3: ask the new producer that way. If there's any issues
Speaker 3: with this, he's still on probation. The show isn't damaged, okay,
Speaker 3: a new producer, Tom, we need an alternative word other
Speaker 3: than what I just said, milk bull milk, No, but
Speaker 3: that could be confused with actual bull. What are we
Speaker 3: saying here?
Speaker 1: Bull milk?
Speaker 3: Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire, bull's milk. It is
Speaker 3: bull's milk, Okay, bulls milk. How However, this one day
Speaker 3: he was transporting frozen balls milk from France to London.
Speaker 3: The London airport he was landing it was, as usual,
Speaker 3: very very busy, and he was repeatedly asked to stay
Speaker 3: in the hold, which is basically flying around in circles
Speaker 3: at certain altitude the final time air traffic asked for
Speaker 3: hold the conversation when something like this, I've taken out
Speaker 3: the abbreviation and technical bits you guys communication from ATC.
Speaker 3: Presume that's air traffic control can be heard by all
Speaker 3: other aircraft in the area and anyone else listening on
Speaker 3: that frequency ATC. Hold again, Please, my husband, please be
Speaker 3: aware that I have some time sensitive cargo and need
Speaker 3: to land ACP ATC yesterday air traffic Control understood. A
Speaker 3: couple minutes later ATC air Traffic Control, Peace, could you
Speaker 3: inform us what the cargo is you're carrying? My husband,
Speaker 3: bull milk ATC. Sorry, can you repeat that? Did you
Speaker 3: just say ball milk? Muffled laughter, my husband, Yes, that
Speaker 3: is correct, bull milk ATC. We will clear you to
Speaker 3: LANDESP you're clear to land. He sapte loud laughter. Christina,
Speaker 3: thank you very much your email. That's incredible. Who knew?
Speaker 3: Who knew? That was such a precious cargo? That's we've
Speaker 3: flown around this next email we go from that somehow
Speaker 3: I think the emails were re lated over the weekend.
Speaker 3: What kind of show. Do we have last week Amazing
Speaker 3: Animal Facts? We're on Friday, We're talking about amazing animal facts.
Speaker 3: We started off by talking about ferrets the day before,
Speaker 3: and we found out that we are hopefully going to
Speaker 3: be doing a feature next year called Release the Ferrets.
Speaker 3: And we found that one of our listener has five
Speaker 3: ferrets and they have their own little ferret house called
Speaker 3: ferret Hilton. You're talking about ferrets the other day. I've
Speaker 3: got an amazing fact about them. A breeder will get
Speaker 3: a vet to give a male ferret of vasectomy for
Speaker 3: the sole purpose of servicing the females. Females come into
Speaker 3: season in March for around six months and won't go
Speaker 3: out of season until they've mated. Did you know that
Speaker 3: six months is a long time to be in season
Speaker 3: for the female ferret. His sole purpose as a male
Speaker 3: ferrets to service the ladies and bring them out of season.
Speaker 3: If they're not going to breed, females don't mate, they're
Speaker 3: in danger of dying. Oh no, why haven't Disney made
Speaker 3: a movie about.
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: The song that sums up my weekend is this. I
Speaker 3: did not know that Soundgarden actually had a song called
Speaker 3: the Rowing Song.
Speaker 1: Did am you sure he's not saying just keep on rolling?
Speaker 3: No rowing. It's called the rowing song. That's what gives
Speaker 3: it away. I did not know that Soundgarden Chris Cornell,
Speaker 3: the late great Chris Corner actually had a song about rowing. Uh,
Speaker 3: there isn't found out? Is high this rowing machine? Last
Speaker 3: week to try and now that we're in lockdown and
Speaker 3: we could be in this for a while longer and
Speaker 3: the gym's are still shut, try and get in shape.
Speaker 3: And I Google. You know, you can go into Spotify
Speaker 3: and type of playlist I put rowing songs that's on
Speaker 3: someone's playlist. I mean, there aren't that many songs actually
Speaker 3: specifically that mention rome, but Soundgarden do. So I got
Speaker 3: it last week and me, Jack and Hamish Blake are
Speaker 3: in a WhatsApp group about air frying. Okay, and every
Speaker 3: Saturday morning it comes alive with our plans for frying
Speaker 3: that weekend. And as much as there's banter in there,
Speaker 3: it is a pretty serious intense chat about cooking techniques,
Speaker 3: feedback on recipes we've tried. And Hamish was chilling some
Speaker 3: recommending hot apple pies and Jack was saying he's going
Speaker 3: to have another go with the chicken. I was saying,
Speaker 3: I'm going to do the tacos. So then also, I
Speaker 3: don't know why, but I started talking about how I've
Speaker 3: got this rowing machine. Hamish then starts to go into
Speaker 3: quite a lot of detail about rowing, so much so
Speaker 3: that he then breaks out, jack, you don't know this,
Speaker 3: and start and sent me seven texts over the weekend
Speaker 3: about rowing. Now this is Hamish Blake. I didn't know
Speaker 3: he knew so much about rowing.
Speaker 1: You know, he's rowed a marathon. What's forty two kilometers
Speaker 1: on the machine. He did for like over three or
Speaker 1: four hours.
Speaker 3: Now this makes perfect sense, right, So this was one
Speaker 3: of his texts he sent me at ten am Saturday morning.
Speaker 3: Spend fifteen minutes on my It doesn't even say hello,
Speaker 3: worrying like that. It starts like this, Spend fifteen minutes
Speaker 3: on mobility. It's different for every person, but it needs
Speaker 3: to be basic. Cat cow to get your low about moving,
Speaker 3: banded puller parts to activate shoulders, banded shoulder dislocate glout,
Speaker 3: glute tooms, hamstring activation. Then one thousand meters easy recovery pace.
Speaker 3: This is all about technique five hundred five hundred meters
Speaker 3: race pace. I'm not racing.
Speaker 1: What's you're right?
Speaker 3: Right? Other than middle age? Race pace is like rowing
Speaker 3: miss days. At the moment, it's like I'm going on
Speaker 3: a lake, you know, lovely flowers over there on the bank.
Speaker 1: One of those paddle birds where you actually sit.
Speaker 3: Five hundred meters race pace, I e. About seventy percent
Speaker 3: of what you think max is one hundred meters easy,
Speaker 3: five hundred meters race pace one hundred one thousand meters easy.
Speaker 3: This is a five thousand meter workout I've got to
Speaker 3: do three times a week. So anyway, I was telling
Speaker 3: Jack and Hamishaw, I do this thing sometimes called mind bets,
Speaker 3: where if I don't do something, I can't have my reward. Yep.
Speaker 1: It's a great way to crativate yourself.
Speaker 3: So I knew I was doing wine tasting at four
Speaker 3: online with some friends on some zoom things, so that
Speaker 3: I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm
Speaker 3: having no wine until I've done this five thousand meter row.
Speaker 3: You need to understand I'm going into this as a beginner.
Speaker 3: I do this right hend.
Speaker 1: How long does five thousand meters.
Speaker 3: Over half an hour at my pace? Just I mean
Speaker 3: raised pace. It was at one point, I'm starting to
Speaker 3: make noises. The kids come out, They're going, can we
Speaker 3: take photos of you?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: For TikTok? I was like, no photos about sense of
Speaker 3: human fan. I'm sweating. Goodness knows what I'm sweating out
Speaker 3: of me, demons and pain. I'm actually making noise out there.
Speaker 3: No part of this am I enjoying it. It's just
Speaker 3: an attrition. Just have to do it. I can't do
Speaker 3: my wine tasting. It finishes the whole ordeal. I feel like,
Speaker 3: you know, those's to whip the slaves and they to
Speaker 3: row the galleys. I'm like that, you know. And I'm
Speaker 3: starting to just contemplate live choices that have led me
Speaker 3: to being on this flipping machine and hay miss Blake
Speaker 3: telling me about this five thousand meters worker I need
Speaker 3: be three times a week. It stops right, I'm actually
Speaker 3: just I'm in such a bad way. I stumble off
Speaker 3: the machine. I'm now on all fours right, crawl into
Speaker 3: the garden, throw up. Really, it was just awful. You
Speaker 3: know when you just do something, which I mean about
Speaker 3: an hour later, I started to come back into myself
Speaker 3: and I felt this tremendous sense of calm, because you
Speaker 3: know when you do push through someone. But at the
Speaker 3: time I was physically sick and I've got it today
Speaker 3: he's the next day. I need to go back on it. Today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've with Hamish. We used to train at the
Speaker 1: same gym for a bit and the guy the first
Speaker 1: time I'd ever been on a rowing machine. And afterwards
Speaker 1: I went out and threw up and the guy said,
Speaker 1: that's how you know it's working.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I was just turning Jack the final thing about me
Speaker 3: hiring this rowing machine last week and Hamish Blake becoming
Speaker 3: my sort of rogue guru at the moment. Ruby, my
Speaker 3: sixteen year old her boyfriend is a very good rower.
Speaker 3: You know, he rose for the school and all this.
Speaker 3: She said, He's offered to show you a couple of techniques.
Speaker 3: I don't need that. I do need that. I do
Speaker 3: need that. I've injured myself for really, I've only been
Speaker 3: on it twice. I do need that. But I can't
Speaker 3: handle the thought of a fifteen year old boyfriend to
Speaker 3: one of my beloved daughters showing me on the rowing machine.
Speaker 3: You know. Brace here and the one I start sweating, heaving,
Speaker 3: collapsing into my body as well, terrible form, some out
Speaker 3: of shape knacker right when he's trying to coach me,
Speaker 3: sort of moving my hips into the right place, and
Speaker 3: then when I throw up all over him, it's just
Speaker 3: not I can't. My ego won't let me go that.
Speaker 3: I'd rather be in physical pain and discomfort and see
Speaker 3: physio out than have.
Speaker 1: That always damaged, the lower back damaged.
Speaker 3: Always blowing out. That's just remind us sounds last year.
Speaker 3: I'm blew my back out lifting a couch. I wasn't
Speaker 3: here for three days. I actually put into the back
Speaker 3: of an ambulance. It is touch and go right now.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be here next week. For who's calling? Christian?
Speaker 3: You may be putting the course through to a hospital somewhere.
Speaker 3: Had to be taken to hospital, and that was lifting
Speaker 3: a couch. This whole this screams lower back blowout.
Speaker 1: This week is though you might get that green whistle
Speaker 1: you got again to Sucker.
Speaker 4: Think of it as a bonding experience with the young lead.
Speaker 3: Don't need it, don't need it, Okay, don't need it, Jack,
Speaker 3: What is the song that sums up your weekend?
Speaker 1: Well? You may remember a couple of weeks ago, Bianco
Speaker 1: had promised me your surprise that we were building up
Speaker 1: for weeks in advance. There was big surprises coming, and
Speaker 1: then it was five kilograms of clay got delivered to
Speaker 1: the house and we got to make some pinch pots another.
Speaker 3: So do you that song? It was an underwhelming surprise.
Speaker 3: I mean, when anyone thinks a surprise, you pray that
Speaker 3: it's clay model maker.
Speaker 1: Well, I know you don't love clay, because I carved
Speaker 1: you off your own bit of clay and you're still
Speaker 1: singing in your bag. After three weeks.
Speaker 3: It got moved from the bag of the weekend?
Speaker 1: Where to the bin? Did you throw the clay away?
Speaker 3: Jack? Tell me about the Jack, Tell me about Tell
Speaker 3: me about that's why I brought that chili long mayonnaise
Speaker 3: into gilt. Jack. Tell me about the song that sums
Speaker 3: up your weekend?
Speaker 1: You surprise?
Speaker 6: Oh no, so because your wife surprise you, or gets
Speaker 6: you surprise your wife over the weekend.
Speaker 1: That's week You know that would be nice and maybe
Speaker 1: I'll work it towards the surprise by the end of
Speaker 1: the year. This is a different type of surprise and
Speaker 1: immediate surprise not one we were building up to for weeks.
Speaker 1: Get the get a load of this message Bianca on
Speaker 1: Friday afternoon four at nine pm. We were having no conversation.
Speaker 1: Just comes in straight away with please put champagne or
Speaker 1: white wine in the fridge for us for exclamation marks. Wow,
Speaker 1: new text, I have a surprise, four exclamation marks. Even
Speaker 1: put it in the freezer. I'm only twenty minutes away
Speaker 1: for exclamation marks. So I said, okay, I can't.
Speaker 3: Your mind must be spinning. What is it?
Speaker 1: Someone like maybe someone's getting married, someone's having a baby,
Speaker 1: maybe more cy No, but I can tell from this
Speaker 1: message this isn't clay like.
Speaker 3: This is four exclamation looks not one.
Speaker 1: For maybe she's been promoted. I even let my mind
Speaker 1: w like, maybe she's want to scratchy or like some
Speaker 1: sort of lottery.
Speaker 4: At jack.
Speaker 3: Maybe she's scratchy. We've all got that in a bog
Speaker 3: in somewhere, haven't we.
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 3: You then go, I won't have to get up early
Speaker 3: Monday ever again he's imagining.
Speaker 1: Oh my word, I'm getting so excited. So I find
Speaker 1: she has this bottle of prosecco. I put it in
Speaker 1: the freezer. I'm so excited. This is I mean, it's nice.
Speaker 1: All she had done is she went to South Melbourne
Speaker 1: Market and she got some oysters and she wanted the
Speaker 1: champagne to enjoy with the oysters.
Speaker 3: No, I'm with you on this one. You don't raise
Speaker 3: expectations for that level.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. All the exclamation your way is down.
Speaker 1: I honestly saw the oysters and I thought, this is
Speaker 1: part of the celebration, like.
Speaker 3: Oh, the oysters when you want to scratch it, when
Speaker 3: you reveals and then the surprise.
Speaker 4: But you know what happens after eating oysters, Jack, That's.
Speaker 3: All Jack was hoping for. That you'd never have to
Speaker 3: do a day's work again. Now what he's doing is
Speaker 3: eating messy oysters. It's not four excamation marks a surprise.
Speaker 4: No, I think that's a lot. You know what? And
Speaker 4: is that one of your favorite fears, the oyster?
Speaker 1: Not not particularly? I think what has happened?
Speaker 3: Oh, he does love oysters. I remember when we first
Speaker 3: moved here. It was one of the kid's birthdays. It
Speaker 3: was Ruby's, and we took Jack out and I remember
Speaker 3: so it was you know, Ruby was her birthday dinner.
Speaker 3: She was turning fourteentht the time. Jack I said, we look,
Speaker 3: I'm paying mates to get worth if you want. Jack
Speaker 3: ordered oysters.
Speaker 1: Well the way they said there was on special.
Speaker 3: But a fourteen long girls birthday dinner. It'starting the most
Speaker 3: expensive thing on the menu as a starter.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: If you want to hear something this morn and that's
Speaker 3: going to make you feel old McCaulay Culkin. I mean,
Speaker 3: one of the greatest Christmas movies, one of the its
Speaker 3: family movies ever is His Home Alone. When that was filmed,
Speaker 3: Kevin McCauley Culkin was ten years of age, and he
Speaker 3: sent a tweet out towards the end of last week
Speaker 3: on his birthday, letting on everyone now how old he was?
Speaker 3: How old is he now?
Speaker 1: He said out, Hey, guys want to feel old? Question Mike,
Speaker 1: I'm forty. Wow, you're welcome.
Speaker 3: Can you even know McCauley coulkin is forty? He would
Speaker 3: be amazed for who's calling Christians? So, I mean, how
Speaker 3: many people who've shared or responded to that tweet, just
Speaker 3: like last Thursday or Friday.
Speaker 1: Six hundred thousand retweets, three point three million likes.
Speaker 3: Wow, over three million likes to just McCauley Colkin saying
Speaker 3: he's forty, I now want them to make I know
Speaker 3: they made a whole load, that made four other sequels
Speaker 3: to Home Alone, some of which the latter ones he
Speaker 3: wasn't even in. But I'd love to see a home
Speaker 3: and IM with Kevin growing up. Now at forty, he's
Speaker 3: back in Agaest. Has he got kids? Now? Does he
Speaker 3: leave one of them? Actually that's a half design.
Speaker 1: And he should know better.
Speaker 3: He should do it. That's right, interesting film. McCauley Colkin,
Speaker 3: You need to do one thing today. He's obviously on Twitter,
Speaker 3: he's using social You should tweet him about who's calling Christian.
Speaker 1: He would be He should be our number one priority.
Speaker 3: Yeah, starts next Monday. Someone like McCauley Colchin is gettable.
Speaker 3: He's on social media, used this Twitter a lot. You
Speaker 3: can see how he interacts. He replies to a lot
Speaker 3: of fans as well. Mccaudy Colkin could be the person
Speaker 3: that wins you twenty thousand dollars as well. If you
Speaker 3: want to find out more about who's calling Christian, I
Speaker 3: have a look on a website gold one four three
Speaker 3: dot com dot au. But it starts next Monday. Tweet
Speaker 3: McCauley Colchin today coming up next to them because McCauley
Speaker 3: Colkin turned forty. I was thinking about this over the weekend,
Speaker 3: and I've got a whole load of other child stars
Speaker 3: from the eighties and nineties, and I'm going to test
Speaker 3: Jack and Pats to see, ye they can guess how
Speaker 3: old they are now?
Speaker 7: Christian Hell, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So we're playing a game now how old are they now?
Speaker 3: Child stars? But how old are they now? You ready
Speaker 3: to play? Check and Pats?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: First up, then we'll want to warm you up. Nicky
Speaker 3: Webster her from the Sydney two thousand Olympics twenty nine.
Speaker 4: I reckon she's about thirty.
Speaker 3: Pats he takes out one thirty three. By the way,
Speaker 3: Sydney two thousand Olympics, how many medals do you think
Speaker 3: you won in total?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Twenty eight, twenty nine.
Speaker 3: Fifty eight, oh fifty? Big home advantage, isn't it? When
Speaker 3: you were hed the Olympics Great Britain when we hosted it,
Speaker 3: we got sixty five, which is a lot more, but anyway,
Speaker 3: weld up. We also got twenty nine golds. You got sixteen.
Speaker 1: This is no an Olympics.
Speaker 6: Quist.
Speaker 3: Oh no, but it's just a nice term. Bring it
Speaker 3: in wherever I can. Okay, Kevin from the Wonder Years,
Speaker 3: he was thirteen in the Wonder Years. Fred Savage? How
Speaker 3: old is Fred now?
Speaker 1: Forty five?
Speaker 4: I'm going to say fifty three.
Speaker 3: Forty six? Jack? You take that one, Fred Savage forty
Speaker 3: six years on it. I still love the Wonders. Yeah,
Speaker 3: great show. Chunk we had him on last year, Jeff Cohen.
Speaker 3: We had him on Who's Called in Christian? Last year?
Speaker 3: Great chat. But Chunk in the Goonies was twelve then?
Speaker 3: How old is he now?
Speaker 4: Sixty?
Speaker 1: Forty two?
Speaker 3: He's sixty Even a basic understanding of decades would say
Speaker 3: it was twelve when it came out in the eighties,
Speaker 3: he's sixteen. We've got Benjamin Button he's forty six, only
Speaker 3: twenty years off parts Doogie? How's are MD? What a
Speaker 3: show about a fourteen year old practicing doctor at a hospital?
Speaker 3: A child boy genius who's a serving doctor in a hospital.
Speaker 3: How did that get made? Doogie? How's are MD? How
Speaker 3: old is he now? Neil Patrick Harris forty eight, fifty one,
Speaker 3: forty seven, Jack, You're doing very well. Elliott in Et
Speaker 3: Jamine Lelia, Where is he now?
Speaker 1: Fifty?
Speaker 4: I reckon he's fifty two.
Speaker 3: Forty eight, Henry Thomas and last Se Cunningham Richie cunning
Speaker 3: a little free impression of for everybody that was fonci
Speaker 3: by the won't carese you're wondering if you just slipped
Speaker 3: into the show, my friend Cunningham, small good Freeman, Richie
Speaker 3: Cunningham from Happy Days? How old is he now? The
Speaker 3: actor and director Ron Howard.
Speaker 4: He's a grandfather now, isn't he? He's got a lot
Speaker 4: of children.
Speaker 8: Certainly, I'm going to say sixty five, sixty sixty six,
Speaker 8: well done.
Speaker 7: Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcasta week, Christian o'connall Show, kick.
Speaker 3: Us off this morn there we're looking for your dad.
Speaker 3: Maildown stories. This is when you've seen your dad just
Speaker 3: lose it. Me com mild for maybe three hundred and
Speaker 3: sixty three days of the year and then something happens.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it can be something quite small, sometimes something quite big,
Speaker 3: but they just lose it. Sometimes there are a swear words.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's a noise, a guttural rumbing, but everything displows.
Speaker 3: I always think that Mum's a lot healthier. They just
Speaker 3: have many little eruptions, don't they, Whereas Dad's keep it
Speaker 3: all repressed down on the hurt locker until one day
Speaker 3: the door come flying off that hurt locker. The pressure,
Speaker 3: internal pressure was just too much. They blow My dad,
Speaker 3: you know, were very hard working, very caring man, and
Speaker 3: he never really lost his rag at me until one
Speaker 3: day when I was sixteen, he went to my first
Speaker 3: house party. You never have as much funny in life
Speaker 3: as those first house parties. Know, when your friend's parents
Speaker 3: went away for the weekend and you trash their place.
Speaker 3: I mean it was like an un written rule. It
Speaker 3: just got trashed. And one of my mates, his dad
Speaker 3: was like the local anchorman. He was on TV Slanda
Speaker 3: really he did the TV news and he had a
Speaker 3: nice place, beautiful place until wheel descended. There must have
Speaker 3: been about thirty kids there getting drinking all the drinks
Speaker 3: that you've never touched before in your life, and remember
Speaker 3: drinking a thing called Martini. I'm sixteen, You've got no
Speaker 3: business going for any of that stuff. But I was
Speaker 3: trying to impress this guy by drinking Martini from a
Speaker 3: mug because we couldn't find it. A class, real class
Speaker 3: he looked anyway, start to feel obviously a bit sick.
Speaker 3: Later on, my friends did the right thing. They dragged
Speaker 3: me outside down the roads right so I could hardly walk,
Speaker 3: called my dad from a phone ball and then left
Speaker 3: me by a lamppost. So my dad came to get
Speaker 3: me at midnight, and it took him a while to
Speaker 3: get me in the car. And that's we're driving along.
Speaker 3: I just you know, he goes, hey, son, if you're
Speaker 3: going to be sick or I think, just let me know,
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, I just project off
Speaker 3: all over my dad whilst he's driving a car. You
Speaker 3: know that thing when if someone's sick like that next
Speaker 3: to you, and I just exploded, You do that sort
Speaker 3: of try heaving you get sick. So my dad's got
Speaker 3: his coat, right coat over his face. I should just
Speaker 3: point out it's the only time my dad's had a
Speaker 3: brand new car in his life. He'd had it two weeks.
Speaker 3: And I'm violently sick in the front over my dad
Speaker 3: whilst he's driving on a road, and my Dad's not
Speaker 3: trying to maintain control of the car. Doesn't swear, but
Speaker 3: it starts to go. Someone, is it you high? You're
Speaker 3: on drugs and Martini Rassi Rassi like I'm some sixteen
Speaker 3: year old playboy and a lad spaghetti body names for tea.
Speaker 3: So it was a pasta all over the dashboard going
Speaker 3: through the events, and I remember, I just remember the
Speaker 3: next day, my mum waking me up, right, you know,
Speaker 3: you wake up up? Oh God, that happened. You have
Speaker 3: to deal with that now. It's just like the smell
Speaker 3: of pine doesn't fake in the house. We'd also been
Speaker 3: sick in the house, towels down on the bedroom floor.
Speaker 3: My most he that was very disappointed. Here's that awful thing.
Speaker 3: So we're looking for dad maildown stories. Let's go to
Speaker 3: Brendan's on the line and on in Brandan, good morning,
Speaker 3: how you doing. I'm good, Brandan. What's your dad maildown
Speaker 3: story for us?
Speaker 9: So about twenty years ago, we're at the NCZ at
Speaker 9: a football game. We're dire hard Hawks fans, but unfortunately
Speaker 9: on this day we lost to the Saints quite badly.
Speaker 9: And said the Saints fans were we're just give it
Speaker 9: to us, you know, and the car and my something
Speaker 9: in my dad he just he just snapped and he's
Speaker 9: not a big bloke, eyither He's only about five seven,
Speaker 9: you know, just an average dood. But something in his
Speaker 9: mind he just snapped and he lost it. And so
Speaker 9: he decided, you know, pumped up on rage and a drill,
Speaker 9: and he decided to try and rip off one of
Speaker 9: the chairs at the MCG to throw at the Saints fans.
Speaker 3: And he.
Speaker 9: And these chairs that they're meant to be unbreakable, but
Speaker 9: it took. It took my uncle, my brother and myself
Speaker 9: just trying to stop him. And by the time we
Speaker 9: stopped him and calmed him down, he's broken through three
Speaker 9: of the four bolts.
Speaker 3: But he was an incredible.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he just I don't know what it was. He
Speaker 9: just lost I reckoned down all.
Speaker 3: The chairs there aren't they I meant in the UK
Speaker 3: a soccer gain not.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he just went bliss. I reckon. He would have
Speaker 9: seriously hurt someone if he had broken off. He was
Speaker 9: just something he had just snapped in his head.
Speaker 4: I don't know w w st with the chair.
Speaker 1: De Vince McMahon Brandon, Maybe now not the time to
Speaker 1: tell you, but I'm a big escidentor fan and how
Speaker 1: has that comeback? On Thursday night?
Speaker 9: Huh was ridiculous. I was hoping to win that one.
Speaker 1: But what do you do right now?
Speaker 3: Summer out there? Chairs being ripped up? What do you doing? Jack?
Speaker 3: Don't upset the Hulk again, Brendan, that's a great story.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connells show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll come down to Father's Day this Sunday. Today,
Speaker 3: we're looking for your dad Mountdown stories with the loads
Speaker 3: of you calling him some great stories, like Brendon ten
Speaker 3: minutes ago, Robert coome morning, Hello, Robert, Dad Mountdown.
Speaker 5: I've got a great story for you. I think you
Speaker 5: could relate to this. Teenage daughters. Teenage kids won't do
Speaker 5: as they're told, always in the room. They won't do
Speaker 5: their chores.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 5: So when my daughter gets shitty with me because I say, look,
Speaker 5: do your chores, she runs through a room, closes the door,
Speaker 5: locks it won't let me in. I say, come on,
Speaker 5: come out, do your jobs. No, I'm not coming out.
Speaker 5: All right. This goes on for quite some time, they
Speaker 5: at different times, and then all of a sudden, all right,
Speaker 5: she goes to school on Friday, and I had a plan.
Speaker 5: Hat she goes to school, I took her door off
Speaker 5: her hinges. She had no door so she could pose
Speaker 5: a door anymore. She comes home and says, what happened
Speaker 5: to me door? Take her out to the shed and
Speaker 5: I say, there's your door. It was all in pieces.
Speaker 5: I cut it up with the chainsaw, but that was
Speaker 5: a little bit of a trick. She I used a
Speaker 5: different though I didn't use her door.
Speaker 3: But I'm not sure I've got time, Robert, to do
Speaker 3: all this, but I appreciate the ambition. It's only jackass.
Speaker 1: I think taking the door off the hinges was already
Speaker 1: sending the message. The chainsaw was unnecessary.
Speaker 3: But that's Robert for you, guys. It's not.
Speaker 5: So Yeah, that was pretty much it.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, Robert, thank you very much. Your story mate,
Speaker 3: very relatable. Thankfully, I've got a chainsaw, Julie. Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Julie. Was your dad maildown story?
Speaker 11: My dad absolutely lost it when I shaved Offfy's eyebrows
Speaker 11: on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not surprised. Why do you shave off your
Speaker 3: dad's eyebrows?
Speaker 11: And I were in our early twenties to give him
Speaker 11: a haircut, so we've got the clippers out. The tunes
Speaker 11: were pumping. Dad was having a bit of a whiskey.
Speaker 11: We were getting in the Christmas spirit and I wasn't
Speaker 11: concentrating on what I was doing, and I slipped and
Speaker 11: shaved off his eyebrows.
Speaker 3: Do you know what The eyebrow is quite a bit
Speaker 3: down the face from the hair. Yeah, I mean, let
Speaker 3: vang go. You know, it's quite a slip.
Speaker 11: It was a slip. And then he went inside to
Speaker 11: actually have a look in the mirror at my handiwork,
Speaker 11: and we took off out in the backyard and we
Speaker 11: heard him screaming from inside your house, what horrible children
Speaker 11: we were.
Speaker 3: And this is all on Christmas chain, so it's chopping
Speaker 3: the Christmas tree down exactly.
Speaker 11: And that Christmas we were not allowed to take any
Speaker 11: photos and Christmas was kind of banned that year. We
Speaker 11: had all extended family around the clip and nobody could.
Speaker 12: Look at him, no media.
Speaker 3: June. That's amazing And can you laugh about it now?
Speaker 3: All these years later, we still laugh about it now.
Speaker 11: Christmas time, it was like, Dad, did you like bloody well?
Speaker 3: Dave? Yeah, that's great. When you've got one of those
Speaker 3: family stories, it just gets better with the telling every year,
Speaker 3: doesn't It always comes out? Yeah, the gift it's a gift, Judy,
Speaker 3: lovely story, thank you very much, thank you. Was he
Speaker 3: going to ask the kids that they could trim my
Speaker 3: hair this week's it's starting to get a bit noom
Speaker 3: now and you know we can't get in, but I'm
Speaker 3: not doing it after that, Ryan, good morning, Hey Ryan.
Speaker 12: Christian minda had a huge meltdown. What makes his story
Speaker 12: fun of it is he's a reformed.
Speaker 3: Buddhist, well, a reformed Buddhist.
Speaker 12: Constantly telling my teenage sisters and I about keeping calm
Speaker 12: and keeping himself. And then one day out in the paddicle,
Speaker 12: Walmile died on him and this thing was just ripped
Speaker 12: a piece. He's the more we laugh at him ripping
Speaker 12: it apart, the more the bonnets across the field. He
Speaker 12: ripped the chair off, off it goes, and the more
Speaker 12: we laugh about, the worse it gets.
Speaker 3: So and is he in his orange or Buddhist road Lama?
Speaker 1: Every the orange.
Speaker 5: For you much?
Speaker 12: It was just and every year, just that story just
Speaker 12: gets worse and worth of Christmas, and we just keep teasing.
Speaker 1: Him about it.
Speaker 3: That's amazing the reform.
Speaker 1: I think what we're finding is, you know, stories of
Speaker 1: mothers who if their baby's trapped in a car. They
Speaker 1: could lift some of the strengths and lift the whole car.
Speaker 1: When dads get mad, there's some an extra human strength,
Speaker 1: the dad power.
Speaker 3: Yes, Ryan, great story. These are all fantastic. Who are
Speaker 3: we going to give the one thousand dollars to spend
Speaker 3: it being lead to? Just think? Is too good? June,
Speaker 3: good morning, good morning. We're going to give you the
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars to spend it being lead?
Speaker 11: Thank you so much. He will be so happy. Won't
Speaker 11: lose it this Christmas?
Speaker 3: I hope you have a good Father's Day. What's your
Speaker 3: dad's name?
Speaker 4: John?
Speaker 3: John? I hope you and John have a great day
Speaker 3: this Sunday. Okay, story lovely. That's how it's going to
Speaker 3: work this week. And you're still part of my five
Speaker 3: k Father's Day give away. More dad stories tomorrow on
Speaker 3: the show. If you still got one, you can email
Speaker 3: me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot.
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Speaker 3: We're just captives in our separate cells. Get a bit
Speaker 3: of a gallop on him on this? Isn't he a
Speaker 3: bit sprightly with the old pacing of this feels actually
Speaker 3: slightly control?
Speaker 10: Or is it?
Speaker 3: And it breaks my heart to see us go this far.
Speaker 3: We're just captives in a Zebra hotel. Zebra Hotel, Zebra Hotel,
Speaker 3: just Zebra Hotel. You're quite right, Robert Ricard, Amanda Peck.
Speaker 3: Christian might be ruining this song. For Patsy what I've
Speaker 3: got misheard for Brian Adams and Melsey song Baby when
Speaker 3: You're gone. I hope you're coming back real soon because
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5: Yum charm.
Speaker 3: Or is it? I hope you're coming with soup because
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do Yum charm, Famous Hall.
Speaker 3: I hope you're coming back with soup because I don't
Speaker 3: know what to do. Brian's hungry, you see yum charm
Speaker 3: m very very good, Amanda peck Tinsle's Hall of Fame,
Speaker 3: Lee Cannagher, Christian I've been missed hearing this for ages.
Speaker 3: I keep hearing it on the station, keep emailing, wanted
Speaker 3: to email you. I'm doing it now. Lee's's Night Fever
Speaker 3: by the Begs. Night Fever, Night Fever. We know how
Speaker 3: to show it or is it Nice Beaver, Nice Beaver?
Speaker 3: We know how to show it. It's there.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3: You know people have them as pets, don't they norm
Speaker 3: ferrets The New Lads brought on him Tom Tom Yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 3: why not?
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 3: Eh?
Speaker 13: Apple for teacher. So I've got you on this, miss
Speaker 13: I'd like to take part in the show as well
Speaker 13: as produce it.
Speaker 3: That's where he speaks. Uh, producer clickboard, Tom, Clean Bandit
Speaker 3: and Jess Glynn. What's he doing that? Mark here? Because
Speaker 3: he's come at that building that Fox were in, he's
Speaker 3: obviously his brain. He's been polluted with that kind of stuff,
Speaker 3: you know, Clean Bandit and Jessklin. Oh God, what you
Speaker 3: thinking of? Rather be? Okay, listen to one? No no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no place I'd rather be? Or is it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No no, no no no Grace anatomy? That's fun, very good,
Speaker 3: very very good. That's a brilliant one. Producer, Tom, well done.
Speaker 3: Do we give him a Hall of Famer?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's good enough this hall of favor.
Speaker 3: Well done, producer Tom, We've just put you into a
Speaker 3: hall of fame. Cheers.
Speaker 4: Oh that's underwhelming.
Speaker 3: He's not manic, big emotions, but he loves that. Jess
Speaker 3: glyns clean man. All right, if you've got some missile
Speaker 3: lyrics for us for next week, and that includes everyone
Speaker 3: who works on the show, why not email me Christian
Speaker 3: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot A. Thank you everyone.
Speaker 3: That was a great addition this week.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Well, this is interesting. Our key we producer A new producer,
Speaker 3: Tom will find this interesting. Double Diamond, the world's most
Speaker 3: expensive sheep has been sold just under seven hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: What is it that that's the name of a sheep?
Speaker 1: Double Diamond.
Speaker 3: Yeah, been signed for seven hundred thousand dollars. Why is
Speaker 3: this particular sheep so expensive? Sheep as a sheep?
Speaker 1: Again, it would be great to have more information, but
Speaker 1: one sentence is all we're provided.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I've got information, None of it is of
Speaker 3: any help whatsoever? I mean, what do I do with
Speaker 3: eight percent of sheep are gay? How do they know?
Speaker 3: If they ask them? What do they do to hold
Speaker 3: up two pictures? Which one do you fancy one? How
Speaker 3: do they know eight percent? New Zealand's has the highest
Speaker 3: sheep to people ratio in the world ten to one.
Speaker 4: Yes, I you that, Jackie? Very quiet?
Speaker 3: Shrek a renegade sheep in New zeal It again nothing
Speaker 3: to do with double diamond, Like, why did a sheep
Speaker 3: go for seven hundred thousand dollars? What was so great
Speaker 3: about it? Shrek and renegade sheep in New Zealand avoided
Speaker 3: being sheared for six years by hiding in caves when
Speaker 3: he was eventually found he had enough wall to make
Speaker 3: twenty men's suits because I love a woolen suit and
Speaker 3: was sheared live on New Zealand TV two nights on
Speaker 3: Channel ENZ Sheep Sharing Live.
Speaker 1: They're looking at the photo of him, Shrek that he
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: He's ninety nine Wall. He looks like you know what
Speaker 3: he looks like?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 3: It just looks like a big sort of puffed up Spanish. No,
Speaker 3: it's all right. So today's time waste for all the
Speaker 3: sheep love. Today we're looking for your sheep songs. Sheep songs.
Speaker 3: You can't touch this silver Mutton compares to you. I
Speaker 3: heard it through the grapevine. I heard it. The silver
Speaker 3: plus my mint sauce brings all the boys to the art.
Speaker 1: All right, the crowd loved it.
Speaker 3: Thank you, deleat it, Silver plus Fleece, release me, Patsy,
Speaker 3: stand by your lamb gold thank you. Okay, Jack, what
Speaker 3: have you got for sheep's song?
Speaker 1: Well, you've warmed them up, so it should be easy.
Speaker 1: Give fleece a chance it Brons kick out the lambs,
Speaker 1: ros Wolves on parade, Wolves on parade.
Speaker 3: You came in today saying you prepared all these last
Speaker 3: night over prepared. These are overcook they're burnt.
Speaker 1: Baby did a bed thing?
Speaker 3: Now, that's more like it. Silver plus.
Speaker 1: Wonder wool, wonder wool, wonder wool.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, gotcha. Silver. That's all. That's all it ends.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast Today's time Waste.
Speaker 3: There are sheep songs because a sheep called Double Diamond,
Speaker 3: it's now the world's most expensive sheep sold for just
Speaker 3: under seven hundred thousand dollars almost a million three quarters
Speaker 3: of a million dollars for a sheep. Why that sheep
Speaker 3: more than any other sheep?
Speaker 1: And we don't know why it's so expensive, well.
Speaker 3: Until now, but you collect has some findings. Why did
Speaker 3: Double Diamond go for seven hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 10: He's the lamb with the golden guns. So again, he's
Speaker 10: the lamb with the golden guns. He's a Texel breed
Speaker 10: of sheep, which is the number one breed of sheep
Speaker 10: in the world. And in that breed of sheep, he's
Speaker 10: in the top one percent.
Speaker 3: And what makes him so fit for a sheep? What
Speaker 3: is God? Look at them?
Speaker 10: There are three key things that you're looking for in
Speaker 10: a ripped lamb. You're looking for a tone torso, a
Speaker 10: perfect head and muted gold coloring.
Speaker 3: Same as well. How I find my wife that way?
Speaker 3: Perfect head, yes, mute gold coloring. Anyway, today's time waster.
Speaker 1: So they're going to put him out to start?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 3: Why is he going out to stud?
Speaker 10: Plenty of action?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I don't need to hear that kind of
Speaker 3: lan thank you. Plenty of action all right? Then now
Speaker 3: where are we over there? That's where they will come
Speaker 3: in yet, Today's that work time waster. Sheep songs enter
Speaker 3: Lamb Man, that.
Speaker 1: Is a gold.
Speaker 3: Strong start Russell, well done and to Lamb Man, very good,
Speaker 3: Daddy will Silver Sarah, who let the sheep out? Who?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 1: Silver?
Speaker 3: Teenage fleecebag Gold Lammy, entertain you gold, Lamb of confusion,
Speaker 3: silvil plus. Am I ever going to see your fleece again?
Speaker 3: Very good? Angels? This nice Karen, good work Love Shank
Speaker 3: l Love Shank Gold born in the U s A you.
Speaker 1: Too subtle bronze.
Speaker 3: Great Southern lamb gold shape of you by Ed Shearing,
Speaker 3: Oh bumping up to.
Speaker 1: A bronze plus.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I'm David take a bow roast Rose Lammy
Speaker 3: instead of ice ized baby, not very good, very good
Speaker 3: silver nice try Rachel where the sheeps have no name.
Speaker 3: Gold sharing in the name of sounds like a feature
Speaker 3: for the show.
Speaker 1: In the name of gold.
Speaker 3: Have we got a farmer that we could do that with?
Speaker 3: There must be lamb farmers. Listen to us, uh living Lamb, vida,
Speaker 3: loca silva, love me tender piece of lamb love, Lamb gold,
Speaker 3: sharpy worre done, flop the consbar goldful. We pronounced that
Speaker 3: rush for rowan dude, wear's my b not a song,
Speaker 3: but I like it. I had to do it anyway
Speaker 3: because he gets a notable mention Radio Barber Gold, funky
Speaker 3: cold Marino gold, Kerry, well done, we will flock you
Speaker 3: gold and finally fleece navidad wol none taken back. Those
Speaker 3: are all brilliant This Morning Christian Christian Connell, Christian.
Speaker 2: O'connalds show podcast Tyler.
Speaker 3: Today's show is maybe she's won a scratchy after Jack
Speaker 3: Jack thinking his wife saying put some champagne and ice
Speaker 3: meant meant that is worth one could want to scratchy car,
Speaker 3: which just goes to show underneath every hipster there's a
Speaker 3: bogan on the inside. Everyone hasn't in a bogan.
Speaker 2: O'Connor Christian. It starts in seven days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this time next week, we've been kicking off for
Speaker 3: two weeks. Who's gone in Christian? Forty thousand dollars up
Speaker 3: for grabs. All about you trying to get celebrities to
Speaker 3: call the show starting next Monday, for two weeks. When
Speaker 3: you're asking celebrities, the reason why they should be interested
Speaker 3: in the opportunity is they get to plug a charity
Speaker 3: of their choice and they could be winning twenty thousand
Speaker 3: dollars if they win the vote at the end of
Speaker 3: the two weeks for the charity of their choice, and
Speaker 3: you get twenty thousand dollars if you get the winning
Speaker 3: celebrity on. It's about trying to keep the game going.
Speaker 3: And already I know a lot of you have started
Speaker 3: to contact various celebrities. You can find them all. They're
Speaker 3: not working at the moment. The musicians are grounded, all
Speaker 3: the planes are grounded. They're not working at the moment.
Speaker 3: There's not a lot of TV and movies have been
Speaker 3: made at the moment, so they are on social media.
Speaker 3: But Cordy Coolkan telling the world he was forty last
Speaker 3: week he's so bored.
Speaker 1: He goes to the top of the list. You know
Speaker 1: who else I want to add on there. After seeing
Speaker 1: his commercial over the weekend, I hadn't seen it yet,
Speaker 1: Shane Warn and advert s W twenty three for his cologne.
Speaker 3: I mean, what an advert.
Speaker 1: It's a parody of a parody.
Speaker 3: But Shane, in Shane's world, what is about people with
Speaker 3: that name crawl Shane Warn, I don't believe it is
Speaker 3: Jack we I'd love to get him on. I'd love
Speaker 3: to get him on. Who's calling Christian? I think Shane
Speaker 3: one would be a great shat. That advert is amazing.
Speaker 3: That key line in it for me is a bit
Speaker 3: where it goes introducing the debut. Does that mean there's
Speaker 3: more a series? And this is why we need him on?
Speaker 3: How many movies been working on in lockdown? This is
Speaker 3: what warn he's been doing. He's been working on after shows.
Speaker 3: There's more to come.
Speaker 1: Great news everyone, this one's in store, but we don't know.
Speaker 1: Behind the scenes, he's mixing the new bad.
Speaker 3: Out in Warny Shed. He's working on loads more sense
Speaker 3: out there. He's probably for we know he could have
Speaker 3: ten more to go.
Speaker 1: Needs more lavender, Oh.
Speaker 3: Yes, more Sander would, so yeah, warning would be absolutely
Speaker 3: great as well. Starting tomorrow, we're going to be going
Speaker 3: through the top five guests who we would love to
Speaker 3: hear on the show. If you could try and get them,
Speaker 3: that'd be great, like a shopping list really for you
Speaker 3: to try and get. But it all starts next Monday.
Speaker 3: There's a video that explains a very very easy way
Speaker 3: how you can contact celebrities, the best way to do it,
Speaker 3: because you really are someone is going to be just
Speaker 3: one message away from winning twenty thousand dollars. Someone will
Speaker 3: win this And the other thing that not it being
Speaker 3: you is if you don't take part in it and
Speaker 3: don't try and contact a celebrity. And I know when
Speaker 3: we say it means it feels like actually a big
Speaker 3: world doesn't. All the variou celebrities are out there are
Speaker 3: out there. But if you start to think about who
Speaker 3: you loved in the eighties or nineties, or even your
Speaker 3: favorite musicians, TV presenters, comedians, draw a list very soon
Speaker 3: you have a whole load of people, and this week
Speaker 3: try and just let them know nicely that there's a
Speaker 3: great competition. We'd love to hear from them, and they
Speaker 3: could win you twenty firs dollars and they can win
Speaker 3: themselves twenty thousand dollars for the charity of their choice.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you as well. All celebrities have a charity.
Speaker 3: Some of them have more on that, but they have
Speaker 3: at least one charity that they care about. And charities
Speaker 3: this year are having the worst every year, like everybody is.
Speaker 3: They're all struggling, but they're not going to be getting
Speaker 3: twenty thousand dollars anywhere else other than an opportunity like this,
Speaker 3: So good luck, get the game going. You'll find out
Speaker 3: more at gold one I four to three dot com
Speaker 3: dot au. Warnie call me The
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