WEBVTT - MINI: The Chip Debate

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Common Show podcast. I think in any relationship

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<v Speaker 1>you have a division of labor.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you have those tasks that so one of you

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<v Speaker 2>does and someone else does this stuff. My wife gets

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<v Speaker 2>all the important stuff that we need to eat healthy,

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<v Speaker 2>anything green.

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<v Speaker 1>I avoid that. Okay, I'm more the snack guy. You're

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<v Speaker 1>the party guy. I'm the snack guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So in all series, once a week I do

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<v Speaker 2>go snack shopping on a Friday Friday after school, seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>because the kids want to come, sometimes at one of them,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes both of them. But that is my snack run. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>can I take orders and I'll go what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you want something new this week? Or what is

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<v Speaker 2>it you want?

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<v Speaker 1>They got that.

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<v Speaker 2>They've got the really specific ones about the part slip

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<v Speaker 2>flavored vegan ones. Get the large bag, don't get the

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<v Speaker 2>cheap ones mum got the other week, the supermarket owned

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<v Speaker 2>labor ones.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you only have to go to one aisle

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<v Speaker 3>of the supermarket as well. That's what's the best chuckle

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<v Speaker 3>and chips all together, magical isle.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the happiest time. I'm there with other snack.

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<v Speaker 2>People and where all they're going, Oh, looks at the

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<v Speaker 2>avocado oh misery eating healthy this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>N And also the bags they're they're cuddling like a pillow.

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<v Speaker 1>They're big old bags.

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<v Speaker 2>Aren't they come in for a cuddle? You A good

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<v Speaker 2>time is coming. So I go to get the snacks. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday my wife decided she would take flying to my territory.

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<v Speaker 2>That is hostile encroachment. I believe they call it military terms.

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<v Speaker 2>I came back and she said, oh, you don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to get snacks next couple of days. I've got them

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<v Speaker 2>because the kids are off. I thought i'd help you out,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was how to my I was irritated, and

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<v Speaker 2>I went, okay, okay, I don't like this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not really your fantage.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you've done.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know what's happening right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We just had these these are real vows in the relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I opened up the snack drawer right and

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to be honest, I almost walked out in

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<v Speaker 2>that marriage.

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<v Speaker 1>All I saw was the boringest flavor there is. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not even a flavor, it's just the plain ones original

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<v Speaker 1>times twelve.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I love the plane goiness and it's not too.

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<v Speaker 1>Dice lawyer at night. Okay, no point even being in that.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even know me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called Plane, It's written into the name.

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<v Speaker 1>Who wants to How is that a positive value? Funny thing?

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<v Speaker 2>How would you describe yourself you were single and dating Plane,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm playing, I'm playing.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing flavorsome about every now and again.

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<v Speaker 3>My dad would get playing nips. Hear him open the

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<v Speaker 3>chips from another room, and you run in there. Dad's

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<v Speaker 3>opening chips'ral original flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>Flavor.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not even worth putting your hand in the It's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it comes off the factory line. Then then they

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<v Speaker 2>add the goodness. That's just the most boring bit when

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<v Speaker 2>it's just plain.

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<v Speaker 4>I defend it because for me, it's like a palette cleanser.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you have a why do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy a snack? That's a pellet clean that's alass of water.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a glass of water to a glass and milk.

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<v Speaker 1>I wants a palette? Oh you want a panett Oh whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>That is?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Patsy, describe the flavor all right in three words.

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<v Speaker 4>To plane, salty, crispy, goodness.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, all chips are crispy. All chips are pretty much

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<v Speaker 3>salty and.

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<v Speaker 2>There's zero goodness they've not added yet. The goodness is

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<v Speaker 2>in the flavor.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I think. I think that to keep it simple

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<v Speaker 4>is how I like. Then you can have like the chocolate.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not too many flavors in your mouth at once.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a chip that hasn't finished its journey. It's going

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<v Speaker 3>down the convey about at the factory and they're just

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<v Speaker 3>pushing them off into the bags without going through the

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<v Speaker 3>flamel it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a chip that doesn't know who it is. But hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I look forward to meeting you when you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Know how well, there's a couple of big older brothers

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<v Speaker 2>and sisters here like cheese and onion or barbecue.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang out with them.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a potato chip that's not ripe. It's going to

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<v Speaker 3>ripen into flavor. I shouldn't be eating it.

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