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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now it has been your desperate ploy to be on

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Speaker 2: a reality TV show.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't say desperate.

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Speaker 1: I would say very desperate.

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Speaker 3: They're coming to me more often than not.

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Speaker 4: There was there was one incidence where I called the

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Speaker 4: head of head of content of Channel ten literally begging

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Speaker 4: to go and dancing with the Stars, which I think

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Speaker 4: unfortunately made my answers worse.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, I don't prefer it.

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Speaker 1: So so you missed out and Dance with the Stars.

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Speaker 2: The Real Journey Dancing Celebrity Apprentice Celebrity says for Monty

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Speaker 2: all each of these shows, you've been told that you've

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Speaker 2: been in the mix for in Inverted Commas.

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Speaker 4: I also auditioned for Barista number two on Neighbors missed out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So look, there's been there's been a few that

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Speaker 2: have fallen down, and I knew that you were particularly

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Speaker 2: desperate about this. So this morning I actually got our

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Speaker 2: agent Mark. Yeah, not funny to call you.

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Speaker 4: You know, i'd take these phone calls very soonus very seriously.

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Speaker 2: Particular Hollywood Glemons himself calls you, that's our agent, and

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Speaker 2: you know he's got big news for you. Often you're

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Speaker 2: on the way to work you're flustered, and I recorded

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Speaker 2: the call all the way through the desk. You had

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Speaker 2: no idea that I was recording it, and I got

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Speaker 2: him to pitch to you the most outrageous show I

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Speaker 2: could possibly think of, and see how desperate you truly were.

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Speaker 5: Oh what are you thinking?

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Speaker 6: What if my clemons speaking? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Mark, here you go.

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Speaker 6: Mate, Mate, I'm just ringing from the office phone. So

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Speaker 6: that's that's probably why you didn't didn't realize it was mum, good,

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Speaker 6: how are you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're on You're on private number.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right. So sorry about that yet.

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Speaker 1: All good?

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Speaker 6: So I just want to run this past you. Just

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Speaker 6: been chatting to Channel ten over the last few days

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Speaker 6: and they're looking at doing some more of these sort

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Speaker 6: of celebrity based shows short runs. There might be a

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Speaker 6: show that particularly tickles your fancy. They might not be

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Speaker 6: so yeah, they're right.

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Speaker 1: Stop you're on the hook.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was very excited. You know how much I

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Speaker 3: want to get on in your voice.

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Speaker 7: But mate, I mean like, even if you were keen,

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Speaker 7: the show that you're about to hear is like, well,

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Speaker 7: I still can't. I think it is a great indication

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Speaker 7: of how.

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Speaker 3: Desperate you are.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like he's a great salesman. Mark, We've got

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Speaker 1: to give him that. He's good at that.

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Speaker 3: He drops. Now you'll hear he drops he is buying them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, without further ado, this is the show that

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Speaker 2: Mark pitched to you earlier this morning.

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Speaker 1: Roll the tape.

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Speaker 6: It's a little bit personal, but it's it's sort of

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Speaker 6: about the journey and the and the anxiety associated with

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Speaker 6: It's called celebrity circumcision. I don't know whether you've been circumcised.

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Speaker 6: Not a question I've ever asked you before.

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Speaker 5: Actually they show you what they show.

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Speaker 1: Well, you want to say the yeah.

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Speaker 3: A concern of one.

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Speaker 4: I had similar chats with the real fur Monty said,

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Speaker 4: but can I leave something?

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Speaker 3: Can I put a sock on? And I had issues there?

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Speaker 1: Stay with us.

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Speaker 2: I will play for you right up next, how our

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Speaker 2: agents bitch of celebrity circumcision went towards and we find

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Speaker 2: out just how desperate the man really is. Woulds you,

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Speaker 2: my friend, have thrown your hat into the ring of

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Speaker 2: every reality TV show that has been on air in

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Speaker 2: the last four to five years.

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Speaker 3: And I've been in the mix, You've been in.

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Speaker 2: Everyone knows who's ever played any sport is the nice

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Speaker 2: web saying you didn't make the cup.

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Speaker 4: And that's probably the party line amongst all the networks.

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Speaker 4: They probably get together and go like, God, is that

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Speaker 4: Woody Whitelawn just pitching himself NonStop.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying he's in the mix, makes him feel

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Speaker 3: good within the mix.

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Speaker 2: Last time, we keeps buying it. So, look, you're desperate, mate.

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Speaker 2: I got our manager Mark Clemens to call you this morning.

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Speaker 2: He was more than hampy to stitch you up. You're

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Speaker 2: on the way into work. I got into work early,

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Speaker 2: recorded the whole thing through the desk. If you're just

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Speaker 2: joining us, I got marked to pitch the most outrageous

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Speaker 2: TV show you could possibly think of, just to see

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Speaker 2: how desperate you were.

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Speaker 3: I actually think the TV should be good, but that's

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Speaker 3: just my opinion.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think this is incredible. I think it's more

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Speaker 2: incredible that you were considering it. You'll hear when I

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Speaker 2: interrupt right at the end and when we reveal it

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Speaker 2: to stitch up.

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Speaker 6: Roll the tape and the last one is a little

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Speaker 6: bit personal. It's sort of about the journey and the

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Speaker 6: and the anxiety associated with It's called celebrity circumcision. I

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Speaker 6: don't know whether you've been circumcised. Not a question I've

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Speaker 6: ever asked you before.

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Speaker 5: Actually they show you what they show, Well, you're going

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Speaker 5: to say the yeah, so you are really concerned about

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Speaker 5: that obviously, Yeah, like my family.

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Speaker 3: I don't want my family to see me getting well,

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Speaker 3: getting the sniff normal question.

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Speaker 2: Atually at that point you were like, no, no, come on,

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Speaker 2: come on, They're not actually going to be showing it

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Speaker 2: on DV.

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Speaker 4: Well I wasn't sure that's where reality TV is getting though,

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Speaker 4: Like last week on Essay, is they covered them all

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Speaker 4: in poo?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, But they don't dack

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Speaker 1: them and then cover them all in poo.

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Speaker 3: Might be happening this week. Who knows? Challenge for boys?

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Speaker 3: This is just for you circumcision.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, And obviously I had more other concerns as

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Speaker 4: well around the fact that well Australia is going to

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Speaker 4: know now I'm actually circumcised.

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Speaker 3: So that was fine. It's about question, but Mark, what's.

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Speaker 5: The what's the show?

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Speaker 6: What's your Famis? Will be on air? It's about being circumcised.

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Speaker 5: As an adult as in, so yeahities will go in

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Speaker 5: and get circumcised as adults. Why, yeah, yeah, because but

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Speaker 5: I've actually so, I've been I've been circumcised.

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Speaker 6: We could say, like the stunt man, we could get

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Speaker 6: a double to come in and show the.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah, which would I think work for me?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it'd be great, it'd be great.

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Speaker 8: Okay, is this just is this just like loose idea

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Speaker 8: that's definitely happening next year, the circumcisions, it's going to happen.

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Speaker 6: If you're happy, I'll just sort of say it in

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Speaker 6: principle without him knowing any more. You're interested, and.

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Speaker 8: If they have they like, have have Channel ten approached

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Speaker 8: you to talk to me about these?

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Speaker 6: Or are we?

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Speaker 2: So your question was have Channel ten approached you to

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Speaker 2: talk to me?

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Speaker 3: As opposed to him going to Channel.

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Speaker 1: Ten and going, look, what would love to get the

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Speaker 1: sniff on TV?

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Speaker 4: That's what's been happening recently, Like they go to them

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Speaker 4: pictures me to any reality show that happened. But he's

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Speaker 4: doing his job there because I'm telling him to. But yeah,

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Speaker 4: you know, I'm sick of missing out on these shows.

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Speaker 4: So I want to if ten wanted me, it makes

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Speaker 4: me feel good, do you know what I mean? So

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Speaker 4: I wanted to know that. But yeah, I mean, this

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Speaker 4: is hearing this pack is pretty embarrassing. It's also embarrassing

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Speaker 4: to hear and just had infancive. I am around the

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Speaker 4: idea of my penis being shown on.

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Speaker 3: TV dou Marc a great idea. I think they'll do

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Speaker 3: wonders for you.

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Speaker 1: Listen to the end.

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Speaker 6: Well, well, you know, I speak to them all the

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Speaker 6: time about you, and they've approached means I thought you

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Speaker 6: might be interested. This is this. This will be filmed

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Speaker 6: first half of next year.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well okay, well I probably won't talk to work

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Speaker 5: or anything yet.

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Speaker 6: I don't say word to anybody.

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Speaker 1: He would You could use my because it's done double.

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Speaker 1: If you're on I see what you're hearing.

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