WEBVTT - MINI: This hurdler had a NIGHTMARE wardrobe malfuntion

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<v Speaker 2>Every week before we start this show.

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<v Speaker 1>It might come as a surprise to some of you,

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<v Speaker 1>but we do sit down and talk about what we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk about on it. We throw around, we

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<v Speaker 1>throw around some headlines, We throw around some big news

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<v Speaker 1>things that we want to unpack and get to the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of. And there was this one article that got

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<v Speaker 1>put into the group chat by our wonderful producer Grace,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is the headline. Runner wins four hundred meter

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<v Speaker 1>hurdle race despite having his penis constantly fall out of

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<v Speaker 1>his shorts.

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<v Speaker 3>And I just thought, firstly, yes, we're gonna unpack it.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally he unpacked it. But is this where we're at?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this the height of content or the bottom of content?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>And we shouldn't be laughing at it because it was

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<v Speaker 3>a very unfortunate incident.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're not laughing at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me set this up for you guys, if you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen this in news is it is taking over

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Robinson. So he won the four hundred meter hurdle

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<v Speaker 1>race and he had probably the worst wardrobe malfunction that

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<v Speaker 1>one can have. Even though his manhood fell out, he

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<v Speaker 1>still did a time of forty eight point zero five seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>and that time was only one tenth Get this, one

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<v Speaker 1>tenth of a second slower than his personal best.

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<v Speaker 2>It actually goes to show you. That goes to show you.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember when Kathy Freeman wore that speed suit and she

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<v Speaker 3>debuted a speedsuit and everyone was saying, doesn't make a difference.

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<v Speaker 3>She said, the importance of it, like shaving seconds off.

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<v Speaker 2>This goes to show you.

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<v Speaker 3>When this flopped out, it took a tenth of a

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<v Speaker 3>second off, So that kind of thing is really important.

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<v Speaker 1>No, do you know what I think?

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<v Speaker 2>I read that and I was like, that is an athlete.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a man with the most namely one other

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<v Speaker 1>person that has the will power or the mental stamina

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<v Speaker 1>to go. Do you know what? I know this is happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, but I'm gonna run for my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if I'm sorry that for me, I would stop,

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<v Speaker 1>I would at least slow down, make an adjustment. But

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<v Speaker 1>not him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not distracted.

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<v Speaker 3>One of my favorite parts admitted though, was the commentary

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<v Speaker 3>around what was happening to this.

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<v Speaker 4>Congratulations to Chris Robinson for battling a problem that does

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<v Speaker 4>emerge occasionally, various parts of their equipment failure can make

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<v Speaker 4>it very very awkward, but very nearly a personal best

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<v Speaker 4>with those adjustments going on constant to man handling going

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<v Speaker 4>on with the left hand. But boy, he just said

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<v Speaker 4>in front, why.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the commentator so breathy through the constantly imagine Igine

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to commentate that live knowing you've got to be

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<v Speaker 1>so careful with like how you.

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<v Speaker 2>Say it, trying not to laugh. It got me thinking, talking.

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<v Speaker 3>About athletes, this might surprise you, but I was once

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<v Speaker 3>an athlete.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I know you are. I know you are,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not going to impede on your story. When

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<v Speaker 1>Britt first told me that she was like a world

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<v Speaker 1>champion bodybuild up, I was like.

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<v Speaker 3>You're lying, okay, champion, I wasn't a body build up.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like where what?

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<v Speaker 3>No? When I was younger, I was an Australian champion

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<v Speaker 3>body border like the layer the lay down version of surfing.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, listen to this. So I was in the big competition.

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<v Speaker 3>Ones and when there are surfing calms, like there's always

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<v Speaker 3>so many people on the beach. Everyone lines the beach

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<v Speaker 3>girls unless it's like really cold water, always surfing like

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<v Speaker 3>a rash shirt top and swimming bottoms, like that's.

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<v Speaker 2>What you do. This was in the day, not that

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<v Speaker 2>it's changed, but like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Would wear really quite small Brazilian bottoms because they were

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<v Speaker 3>tighter and usually stayed on.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, this big wave came and I tried to.

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<v Speaker 3>Duck dive underneath it, and when I went under it,

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<v Speaker 3>the wave hit directly on my butt. So as my

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<v Speaker 3>butt's in the air going under, the lip of the

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<v Speaker 3>wave hits my butt.

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<v Speaker 2>I go under the wave and it just rips my

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<v Speaker 2>pants off. Dat's not down, gone.

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<v Speaker 3>I am now nude with a pillow waist down. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>nude with a beach full of people watching me. And

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<v Speaker 3>I come up and I can't get back on my

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<v Speaker 3>board because imagine if I start paddling back out like

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<v Speaker 3>right up the butthole.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like trying to keep my bottom half under

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<v Speaker 2>the water. I'm yelling out to.

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<v Speaker 3>The beach until I could communicate with someone, some stranger

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<v Speaker 3>to this day, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>A random girl had.

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<v Speaker 3>To take her pants off under her skirt on the beach,

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<v Speaker 3>throw them to me out in the water, and I

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<v Speaker 3>had to put someone else's swimm and bo I'm was on.

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<v Speaker 1>All I have to say to this is that if

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<v Speaker 1>this was Chris Robinson, he would.

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<v Speaker 2>Have stood up.

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<v Speaker 3>He would have kept going, Nothing would have stopped him,

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<v Speaker 3>because he's.

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<v Speaker 1>A real athlete.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, and you know how to duck dive. Imagine

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<v Speaker 3>me duck diving moon in the whole beach with my

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<v Speaker 3>buttthole straight out.

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<v Speaker 1>More than that, I'm just imagining you getting up and

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<v Speaker 1>surfing away because you're like, I'm not going to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to miss out on these pantlets from

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<v Speaker 1>like the waist down.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know you want to know?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I did win. Anyway, let's get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Well Britney Segres once again finally official married. If you

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<v Speaker 1>missed any of it, you can catch up on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just search the.

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<v Speaker 1>Pickup wherever you listen to your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Brick got.

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<v Speaker 3>Married for a second time, and I promise this is

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<v Speaker 3>probably the end of the wedding stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>You're him.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I reckon you'll be one of those,

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<v Speaker 1>but it'll be like one year and you'll be like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do a one year wedding anniversary walk out like

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<v Speaker 1>a wedding renewal, in twelve months time.