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Speaker 2: Every week before we start this show.
Speaker 1: It might come as a surprise to some of you,
Speaker 1: but we do sit down and talk about what we're
Speaker 1: going to talk about on it. We throw around, we
Speaker 1: throw around some headlines, We throw around some big news
Speaker 1: things that we want to unpack and get to the
Speaker 1: bottom of. And there was this one article that got
Speaker 1: put into the group chat by our wonderful producer Grace,
Speaker 1: and this is the headline. Runner wins four hundred meter
Speaker 1: hurdle race despite having his penis constantly fall out of
Speaker 1: his shorts.
Speaker 3: And I just thought, firstly, yes, we're gonna unpack it.
Speaker 3: Literally he unpacked it. But is this where we're at?
Speaker 2: Is this it?
Speaker 1: Is this the height of content or the bottom of content?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: And we shouldn't be laughing at it because it was
Speaker 3: a very unfortunate incident.
Speaker 2: But we're not laughing at it.
Speaker 1: Let me set this up for you guys, if you
Speaker 1: haven't seen this in news is it is taking over
Speaker 1: Chris Robinson. So he won the four hundred meter hurdle
Speaker 1: race and he had probably the worst wardrobe malfunction that
Speaker 1: one can have. Even though his manhood fell out, he
Speaker 1: still did a time of forty eight point zero five seconds,
Speaker 1: and that time was only one tenth Get this, one
Speaker 1: tenth of a second slower than his personal best.
Speaker 2: It actually goes to show you. That goes to show you.
Speaker 3: Remember when Kathy Freeman wore that speed suit and she
Speaker 3: debuted a speedsuit and everyone was saying, doesn't make a difference.
Speaker 3: She said, the importance of it, like shaving seconds off.
Speaker 2: This goes to show you.
Speaker 3: When this flopped out, it took a tenth of a
Speaker 3: second off, So that kind of thing is really important.
Speaker 1: No, do you know what I think?
Speaker 2: I read that and I was like, that is an athlete.
Speaker 1: That is a man with the most namely one other
Speaker 1: person that has the will power or the mental stamina
Speaker 1: to go. Do you know what? I know this is happening.
Speaker 2: Right now, but I'm gonna run for my life.
Speaker 1: Like if I'm sorry that for me, I would stop,
Speaker 1: I would at least slow down, make an adjustment. But
Speaker 1: not him.
Speaker 2: He's not distracted.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite parts admitted though, was the commentary
Speaker 3: around what was happening to this.
Speaker 4: Congratulations to Chris Robinson for battling a problem that does
Speaker 4: emerge occasionally, various parts of their equipment failure can make
Speaker 4: it very very awkward, but very nearly a personal best
Speaker 4: with those adjustments going on constant to man handling going
Speaker 4: on with the left hand. But boy, he just said
Speaker 4: in front, why.
Speaker 1: Is the commentator so breathy through the constantly imagine Igine
Speaker 1: wanting to commentate that live knowing you've got to be
Speaker 1: so careful with like how you.
Speaker 2: Say it, trying not to laugh. It got me thinking, talking.
Speaker 3: About athletes, this might surprise you, but I was once
Speaker 3: an athlete.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I know you are. I know you are,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to impede on your story. When
Speaker 1: Britt first told me that she was like a world
Speaker 1: champion bodybuild up, I was like.
Speaker 3: You're lying, okay, champion, I wasn't a body build up.
Speaker 2: I was like where what?
Speaker 3: No? When I was younger, I was an Australian champion
Speaker 3: body border like the layer the lay down version of surfing.
Speaker 2: Anyway, listen to this. So I was in the big competition.
Speaker 3: Ones and when there are surfing calms, like there's always
Speaker 3: so many people on the beach. Everyone lines the beach
Speaker 3: girls unless it's like really cold water, always surfing like
Speaker 3: a rash shirt top and swimming bottoms, like that's.
Speaker 2: What you do. This was in the day, not that
Speaker 2: it's changed, but like you.
Speaker 3: Would wear really quite small Brazilian bottoms because they were
Speaker 3: tighter and usually stayed on.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this big wave came and I tried to.
Speaker 3: Duck dive underneath it, and when I went under it,
Speaker 3: the wave hit directly on my butt. So as my
Speaker 3: butt's in the air going under, the lip of the
Speaker 3: wave hits my butt.
Speaker 2: I go under the wave and it just rips my
Speaker 2: pants off. Dat's not down, gone.
Speaker 3: I am now nude with a pillow waist down. I'm
Speaker 3: nude with a beach full of people watching me. And
Speaker 3: I come up and I can't get back on my
Speaker 3: board because imagine if I start paddling back out like
Speaker 3: right up the butthole.
Speaker 2: So I'm like trying to keep my bottom half under
Speaker 2: the water. I'm yelling out to.
Speaker 3: The beach until I could communicate with someone, some stranger
Speaker 3: to this day, I don't know.
Speaker 2: A random girl had.
Speaker 3: To take her pants off under her skirt on the beach,
Speaker 3: throw them to me out in the water, and I
Speaker 3: had to put someone else's swimm and bo I'm was on.
Speaker 1: All I have to say to this is that if
Speaker 1: this was Chris Robinson, he would.
Speaker 2: Have stood up.
Speaker 3: He would have kept going, Nothing would have stopped him,
Speaker 3: because he's.
Speaker 1: A real athlete.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, and you know how to duck dive. Imagine
Speaker 3: me duck diving moon in the whole beach with my
Speaker 3: buttthole straight out.
Speaker 1: More than that, I'm just imagining you getting up and
Speaker 1: surfing away because you're like, I'm not going to stop.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to miss out on these pantlets from
Speaker 1: like the waist down.
Speaker 3: I don't know you want to know?
Speaker 2: Yes, I did win. Anyway, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Well Britney Segres once again finally official married. If you
Speaker 1: missed any of it, you can catch up on it.
Speaker 2: Just search the.
Speaker 1: Pickup wherever you listen to your podcast.
Speaker 2: Because Brick got.
Speaker 3: Married for a second time, and I promise this is
Speaker 3: probably the end of the wedding stuff.
Speaker 4: You're him.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I reckon you'll be one of those,
Speaker 1: but it'll be like one year and you'll be like,
Speaker 1: let's do a one year wedding anniversary walk out like
Speaker 1: a wedding renewal, in twelve months time.