WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Misbehaving Kids & Britt's Tan Disaster 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:01.960 Are you ready? 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:05.200 Good pickup with brit Hockley and Laura Burn. 0:00:05.640 --> 0:00:08.600 Bady your work, our windows done? 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:12.200 That's my world reason the dust only good babs. 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:12.920 As all day. 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:17.520 I don't much, but yeah I'm not. I'll big get 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:18.640 and what I want. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:21.840 It don't matter where does? This is the pickup? 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:25.080 Hello everybody, It's the pick up with brid Hockley and 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:25.720 Laura Burn. 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:26.680 How are you feeling today? 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:29.360 It's Thursday? Feeling great? Thanks for reminding me, you know. 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:32.240 That's why I do that intentionally, because you often forget 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:33.720 what date of the week it is, so I feel 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:35.280 like I say it to you at the start. 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:37.199 I appreciate that you can always say it to me 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:38.400 before we actually get onto. 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:39.200 The show, though I do. 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:41.159 This is a double down reminder because you get on 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:43.479 and you're like, happy Friday. Do you know I got 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:46.720 the funniest message. So the other week we were talking 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.960 about on the show the stupidest meltdowns that your kids 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:52.440 have had, like the tantrums that were just irrational and 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:55.320 made absolutely no sense. And I thought that this this 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:56.960 one might even get a snort out of your bread. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:58.320 No, I'm not allowed to snort either. 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.120 You've been burned I'm actually so many rules in put 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:01.960 on me on this show. 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:03.279 No singing, no snorting. 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:06.039 This the two things that define who I am, and 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:07.600 also the laugh you can keep laughing. 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:13.520 Oh thanks, you were Oh wow, so generous. What's the message? 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:16.760 Okay, last week you guys were discussing toddler meltdowns on 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:19.640 the show. My almost three year old lost his absolute 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:21.760 shit tonight because he couldn't get the ball out of 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:22.480 his ballsack. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:24.720 Hang on, bullsack is in? 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:24.880 Like? 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:26.160 Is that a game or his testicles? 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:26.959 His testicles? 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:29.160 He couldn't get the hard ball out of it, and 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:31.360 so we would frustrate me. 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:33.160 That would frustrate me too. 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:35.400 I understand, God, you're not a man bridge. It's like 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:37.160 a puzzle, like a maze. When you can't get out 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:39.120 of a maze, it's frustrating. So if you're trying to 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:40.959 find the opening for the ball to gather ball sack, 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:42.360 you can't, that would. 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:43.120 Be really annoying. 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.000 It's just it screams to me that this three year 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:47.200 old only just discovered that that's what he has, and 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.280 he was like, I want that, I want that marble. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:52.160 How can I get it? You can't? Unfortunate? 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:54.520 Alrighty well, on the show. 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:57.600 Today, we have a caller with a really big problem 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:58.040 coming up. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:01:59.760 Actually, is it worse than trying to get a ball 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:00.200 out of ball? 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.520 You think she has an issue? No, we have Christie. 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.760 It's going to be on the phone. She's she's been 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:06.400 with a partner. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.639 Since she was eighteen, so a very very long time, 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:10.640 and she's feeling like she's missing out. You know those 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:12.760 moments of like is the grass always greener? I'm trying 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:14.800 to decide if you go or if you stay. That's 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:16.720 the predicament she's in. So we're gonna be talking to 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:19.960 her a little bit later. It is time for one 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.080 of the segments that Laura and I do every single 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:23.720 week on our podcast Life Uncut. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:26.079 It is called Ask Uncut and it's. 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:29.240 Where you guys writing or you call up with your biggest, darkest, 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:33.840 deepest problems and we give our best uneducated I don't. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:36.120 Want to say unsolicited, and it's kind of solicited. It's 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:38.000 just not yeah, it's not qualified. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.400 It's solicited. It's just yeah, it's just not qualified. But 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:43.200 we have today a bit of a predicament with Christie. 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:45.360 She's been with a partner since she was eighteen years old. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.720 Wants to know is she missing out? 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:52.519 Hey Christy, Hey yeah, look I love him so much, 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.680 but I do think about all the years of kind 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:57.760 of missed out on what my friends always talk about. 0:02:58.040 --> 0:02:59.400 How old are if you do not my umy're asking, 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:00.720 like calling you guys together. 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:03.840 For I'm twenty nine, so it's been eleven years. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:09.040 Wow, that's great these days you'ven last that long. I mean, 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:10.960 what is it that your friends are saying you're missing 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:12.360 out on? If you're saying you're in love with your 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.800 partner and you're having a great time, like what the 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:16.720 dating scene is not what people cut it out to be. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:21.320 I don't know, there's a sort of romanticized idea around 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:25.240 just spreading your wild oats or whatever they're saying, is, 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:27.520 you know, just getting out there and kind of having 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:29.400 some fun and playing around. I mean, I love my 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.240 partner and I'm glad I don't have to do that, 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:33.399 but I'm like, you know, the grass is always green? 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:34.040 Do you know? 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:36.560 I actually do understand what you're saying. You can be 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:39.080 so in love and so happy, but when you haven't 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:42.160 had any other experiences to compare it to, that's what 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:44.080 plants the seed of doubt. Because you're like, how do 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.160 I know there's not better? How do I know there's 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:48.080 not worse? How do I know there's not someone better suited? 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.280 I understand why those feelings come. I do want you 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:52.880 to know that the dating world is grim. 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:54.640 It's really grim. 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.040 It's probably not as good as people are making it out. 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:57.280 Do you know? 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.480 The thing is, no one wants to learn that lesson though. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.200 You're never going to break up from a great relationship 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:05.400 with a person that you're saying that you love for 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:09.280 the potential of going out there and just seeing if 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:12.160 you get hurt and then realizing actually, that was pretty good. 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:14.000 Like that, it sounds like a terrible idea. 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:16.880 If you're happy and he's great, it just means you 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.680 got so lucky that you met someone so young that 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:21.760 you didn't have to go through the trenches and kids 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:22.960 a holy betose. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:25.480 I agree, But I do think that there is something 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:29.039 to not necessarily not wanting to be with your partner, 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:32.440 but wanting different experiences. And maybe that's different sexual experiences. 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.919 Maybe it's it's I understand that that there's a thought 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:38.280 for you saying, hey, maybe I'll just know one person 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:41.080 intimately for my entire life. But that doesn't mean there 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.679 can't bit at least be a conversation with your partner 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:46.240 on maybe they're feeling the same way, maybe you could 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:47.240 open up the relationship. 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:48.880 There are so many different ways to have. 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:52.719 A relationship now, but of course in that situation, it 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.080 has to be a very consensual conversation, like it can't 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:55.880 be one of you being like. 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:58.440 I'm opening it up, I'm going out. H Yeah, I 0:04:58.440 --> 0:04:58.800 don't know. 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:02.360 I think we romanticize this idea of like the grass 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:03.840 is greener. I mean, I have a really good friend 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:06.760 of mine who she got married not lastly, the other 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.400 year before, and she's been with her partner since she 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:13.120 was nineteen years old, only like first boyfriend, first sexual experience, 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:13.960 all of that stuff. 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.040 And I remember when we were in our early twenties 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.599 and having this exact conversation with her, and we because 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.560 we were also in our early twenties, and gave terrible advice. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:24.120 We were like, yeah, it's weird to only be with 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:25.479 one person your whole life. 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:27.680 Now she's married with him, and thank god she didn't 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:30.520 listen to us, because she's like, I just met my 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:33.200 soulmate early and he's amazing, and I got so lucky, 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:35.200 great for Sharon, and then she she. 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:37.000 Happy for she witnessed me. 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:39.560 Yeah, go through the trenches for ten years. 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:41.400 But is that what you think it is? Christy? You 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.200 think like that you actually want to be stuff. 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:48.599 I could probably learn about myself if I was, But 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.039 I don't know what that is, you know, and it's 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:54.360 the unknown. And it's also spending too much time watching 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:55.839 Sex in the City and Samantha. 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:58.880 No, no one wants to actually be Samantha. 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:00.000 That's also very produced. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:01.279 She's a terrible hot mess. 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:03.640 It's not a reality show, it's fiction. 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:04.680 Christy. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.360 I think if you're happy and your partner is great 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.599 to you, and you honestly can say that you're in 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:12.200 love with him, and I would not be giving or 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:15.080 entertaining too much this idea that maybe there's something better out. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:16.520 There, but it might not be. 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:17.799 No, I think best of both worlds. 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:22.360 You can stay and also go to swingers club or experience. 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:23.839 The best of both world you do what. Yeah, there's 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:24.480 no normal. 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:26.440 There's no normal, So there's ways that you can tick 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:27.120 all your boxes. 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.560 Imagine if your partner after ten years was like I'd 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:30.800 allowed to go to swingers. 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:31.280 Club, you'd go it. 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:33.680 You'd go for sure, but I'd be the person just 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:37.359 watches yeah, like the creep from the corner, just like 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:38.400 go and watch through like. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:39.200 A little piggy hot. 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:40.600 Okay, if you want some. 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:42.800 Terrible advice like that, please give us a call and 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.960 you might end up on the show next week. There 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:50.839 is a very famous Australian influencer and TikToker named Indy Clinton. 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.640 I'm pretty sure she won the TikTok Awards last year 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:55.760 or something for the Creator of the Year. She's Hugh 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.200 the Akma Awards, I don't know it's called. It's like 0:06:58.200 --> 0:06:59.640 the Social Media Awards. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:02.240 Well, Indy, she's only twenty seven years old and she 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.920 has three children. She's got a Navy who's four years old, 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:08.039 Bambi who's two, and Soul who is ten months. She 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.200 has three kids under the age of four. Like that 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:12.440 is wild times for anyone, let alone a twenty seven 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:15.120 year old busy Yeah, and she shares a lot. I 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:18.120 mean the reason why she's become very famous is that 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:21.360 she is kind of a modern mummy blogger in terms 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:23.640 and a mummy vlogger in terms of the fact that 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:27.200 she shares so much about hers and her children's lives. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:31.120 And their family life across all of her social media platforms. Well, 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:34.080 she's come under fire recently. There is a pretty aggressive 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:37.280 Reddit thread and also some Daily Mail articles that have 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:41.040 come out about her and about people's reaction to the 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.480 way that her kids have behaved at a cafe recently. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:46.800 So Indy puts some photos and some stories up of 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:49.360 her three children at a cafe. And I want to 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:52.240 describe this to you because they're outside. They're clearly on 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.120 a deck area, and the three children, all under the 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.920 age of four, are making a total mess and they 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:01.320 are pouring their baby chinos out, And like I said, 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:03.560 it's outside, so I think part of the aur fresco 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:05.920 vibes of it makes it slightly better. But have a 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:18.840 listen to this. That just sounds like some very describable babies. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:20.280 Is it annoying? Yeah? 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:20.960 Is it just? 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:22.640 Does it just sound like three normal kids that are 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:23.600 running around a cafe? 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.400 Also, yeah, I just you know, I saw this and 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:26.920 there is a. 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:28.360 Lot of food on the ground, like the kids have 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:29.960 dropped their whatever it is. 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:32.800 I thought it looked like a Portuguese hard but yes, 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:33.920 could be an egg and bacon roll. 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:36.920 There's stuff around and it's noisy and it's chaotic, and 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.880 she's filmed them doing it because that's what she does, right, 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:40.960 she's a blogger. But it just makes me a little 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:43.960 bit angry sometimes there constant shaming of women and mums 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:47.200 for literally everything that they do. Let's give her the 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.600 benefit of the doubt. She probably cleaned it up before 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:52.679 she left, like would you not? Most normal people probably 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.959 would pick up the food that their kids have dropped. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:55.120 On the ground. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:59.280 I just don't like this constant narrative of shaming women 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:00.000 for everything. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.040 All the comments are things like this, like how dare 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.320 you let your children to story a public space? If 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.520 the kids can't behave themselves, then you shouldn't be taking 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:09.120 them out. Have they cleaned up after their child and 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:11.720 the public space to avoid causing a mess? I mean, 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:14.240 everybody has opinions on this sort of stuff, and people 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:14.720 get so angry. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:15.600 When I first saw it. 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.760 I was like, oh, it would not well, I have 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:20.200 to be dealing with that situation with my kids. I 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:22.320 think where she went wrong is sharing it on social 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:24.679 media and allowing people to have an opinion of it. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:28.280 But I would be lying if I said that there 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:31.200 hasn't been one too many times when we've taken the 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.760 kids to the pub or tried to take them out 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.120 for a dinner. Our kids are only eighteen months apart, 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:37.600 so when they were really little, you'd have two in 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:39.920 a high chair. You'd be trying to get food into them. 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.520 They'd be food all over the floor, they'd spill stuff 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:44.079 down the front of themselves. One of them would have 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:46.200 a tantrum, and my husband and I would look at 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:47.440 each other like why do we bother? 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:48.520 Why are we trying? 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:49.920 And we were trying because we were trying to have 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.760 some sort of semblance of a life that was outside 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.400 of our apartments, you know, our apartment at the time. 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:57.679 And I guess like, of course we cleaned it up, 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:59.640 and of course we tried to sit away from where 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.400 patron were and everything else so that we didn't impact them. 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.680 But I don't think that there would be a parent 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:07.280 out there who hasn't been in a situation where their 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.160 kids are causing chaos. And I would say that there's 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:12.040 very few parents who just totally turn a blind eye 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.000 to it and don't do the things that they need 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.280 to to clean up and everything afterwards, you know, So 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:16.880 like if. 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:18.760 Your kid is two and three and four, and they're 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.240 outside at a cafe with an area. They're going to 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:23.080 be running around and playing. That's what they do. They're 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:26.440 not old enough yet to say sit down, have some manners, 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.360 eat with a knife and fork, like this sort of 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:29.199 stuff's going to happen. 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:29.840 And I don't know. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:31.920 Maybe I am on the wrong side. Maybe I don't 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.800 know the full context. Maybe she did throw a tart 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:35.679 against the wall and then walk out, who knows, but 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:38.520 I just my immediate response was almost to going and 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:38.960 defend her. 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:39.360 I don't know. 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:41.920 Well, it's interesting because that wasn't my immediate response. My 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:45.280 immediate response was like, it was more the judgment around 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.680 the posting it. But just because you don't post it 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:50.120 doesn't mean it doesn't happen. And I think my bigger 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:53.040 reaction to this is sometimes when we see things on 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:54.360 social media, whether it. 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:56.800 Be a story or a real or whatever. 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:59.760 It is, especially when it's been filmed as one continuous piece, 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.480 you are seeing a snapshot in time, and in this 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:07.040 particular story set, it was just kind of like all 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:08.840 you could see was the outdoor area. 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:10.000 There were no other people around. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:12.600 You could just see her kids, assuming that she was 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:15.440 in an area, whether she wasn't disrupting other people, and 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:18.320 she wasn't just like absolutely trashing the joint. But I 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.480 think we often draw a lot of conclusions from a tiny, 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.760 little slither of something that's just happened. 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:24.960 They are the little snippets. 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:27.160 I do see though, that it's like, yep, that's probably 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:28.920 why I'm going to put the kids off for another year, 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:31.600 one more year piece and quiet three. 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:34.320 Kids under four is I can only imagine she's got 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:34.800 a handsful. 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:36.160 Well, praying for you, India Clinton. 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:37.560 I don't think she needs us. She's fine. 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:40.960 She's living a luxurious life doing well. 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.880 So most of you have been following along, you'll know 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.160 that I have been doing Dancing with the Stars. So 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:48.920 it's a show that has been going on for the 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:51.280 last two months, and it's aggressive. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.080 It has taken over your entire life. 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:56.000 Wow, I just didn't know the hours you have to 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:56.400 put in. 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.959 It is NonStop, and especially when it comes to shoot time, 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.920 it's even more intense. So just to give you, like 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:05.080 an indication, sometimes I'll leave for work in the morning 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:06.960 because I still have to work. I still have two jobs, 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:08.960 but most of the other people are off work. I 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:11.400 didn't know that. I didn't know, people like removed themselves 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:14.959 from work and just dedicated the like that's blessed for 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:16.400 them to be able to do that. I think that 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:19.480 that's very unique to your season because at my season 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:21.800 that was a couple of years ago, like Emily Weir 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:24.600 was still shooting home and away and like everybody else 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:28.400 had other work commitments. Anyway, I'm only saying that because 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:30.280 what it means is I'll leave in the morning sometimes 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:32.200 for work at like six thirty in the morning, and 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.400 I'm getting home at nine thirty at night, and then 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.560 I have to prep for the next day. And when 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:39.679 I say prep, because we're shooting, you have to be 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:43.000 like primmed, premed and proper. You have to be tan, 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:48.200 slicked back, shade, moisturized like you need to be on point, brows, lashes, 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:52.199 laser ten, laser whatever, whatever it is. 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:53.960 Got in trouble the other day because I didn't wash 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:54.960 my hair. I was supposed to wash my hair. 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:56.200 Then I got in trouble because I washed my hair 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:57.400 and I wasn't supposed to wash my hair. 0:12:57.640 --> 0:12:58.240 It's the whole thing. 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:01.080 I don't know how you possibly keep up. It's terrible. 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.400 But what happened to me was I feel like you 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:05.839 were wondering where this is going. So I got home 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:07.880 the other night, and I got home at nine thirty, 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:09.800 and I had something to eat, and I was like, 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:12.000 oh my god, I'm shooting again, first thing in the morning, 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:13.720 and I had to put my tan on. Because you're 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.040 putting tan on every two to three days, the other 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.560 ten hasn't come off yet you have started to look 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:24.680 particularly dark and patchy. So there's something called a tan exfoliator, 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:27.120 which what you do is it's it's like a tan, 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.040 but it's white, and you put it all over your 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:31.360 entire body and you soak in it for ten minutes. 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.000 Then you shower and scrub it off and it takes 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.240 the tan off. Then you could proceed to retan. So 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:40.120 that's the evolution of a tan. So I'm lad, thank 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.720 god well, because you're looking at me like you were 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:44.880 Laura's looking at me like what is a tan eraser? 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:48.960 I was looking at you as though I was surprised 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.000 that you were going into so much detail to explain it. 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:52.760 But also I'm sure there's many men in the cars 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:55.880 and who I'm very confused, So they're along for the ride. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.559 Now now I am naked and at ten pm at night. 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:02.160 Now you got attention? Yeah one way, yeah, butt naked 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.959 ten piam at night. I have aladded my entire body 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.240 in this white foam, knowing that I have to get 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:08.760 up in literally five and a half hours. 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:10.839 So I'm so tired. So I go to get in 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:11.800 the shower and wash it off. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:16.800 No water, none, not one drop of water from any 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:19.760 tap in my house. And I'm like, are you kidding me? 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:22.000 I message the neighbor. I have a Russian neighbor. I 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.440 messaged him. I said, check your water, check your water 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.120 a mill. He messaged back, He's like, it's out. And 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:27.160 I was like, oh my god. 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:28.120 I couldn't even go. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.320 So I so I log online and I was like, 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:33.440 what is happening? Meanwhile, my skin is burning. It's supposed 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.320 to have a ten minute limit. So I go online 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:37.880 and the local thing says, oh, we've cut off water 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:40.160 to your area. It will be back on in a 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:41.640 couple of hours. And I was like, oh my god, 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:43.120 what am I going to do? So now my skin 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.120 is burning and it's like foaming cause you're supposed to 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:45.360 leave it on. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:46.680 Why don't you just get in the car and come 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:47.760 to my house At. 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.920 Ten thirty at night. I would take it with my foam. 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.120 I would that would have been acceptable. 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:55.640 I would have understood it bedde for great contemns. 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:57.400 So anyway, I was like, what am I going to do? 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.280 So I had the tiniest bit of water left in 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:01.760 my jug from the day, and then I had a 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:03.920 water bottle that had some water in it. But the 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:05.880 water bottle was full of cordial because I only drink 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:11.000 a cordial, so I start to pour. I started go 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.160 into the shower. I'm pouring cordial all over my body. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.240 So now I'm sticky. It still hasn't come off properly. 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.920 Thank god. An hour later, they turned the water back on. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:19.880 I'm like, brilliant. 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:21.840 So I get in and I'm like, I can't believe 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.160 that happened to me. My skin's still attacked. Fine, wash 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:27.520