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Speaker 1: Look at you, look at you dropping videos of your dropsaw.

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Speaker 2: We used one of the bathrooms as storage and I

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Speaker 2: opened the door up after the weekend and I was like, fuck,

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Speaker 2: it sings like shit in here. Makesy's left a turn

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Speaker 2: in the toilet for how long? Three days?

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. My name is Mattie J.

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Speaker 1: And I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 1: And we promised ourselves one thing in this lifetime that

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Speaker 1: is never to give advice.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: Well, I always I heard the rumors of you being

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Speaker 1: handy around the house, like you did the curtains.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just warming up.

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Speaker 1: That was a little warm up. That was a little

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Speaker 1: teaser and appetizer for the main course.

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Speaker 2: Which so painted the house and brings it to the door. Firsture.

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Speaker 1: And where are you at now in your journey to

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Speaker 1: redo the flooring of your place?

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Speaker 2: Day six? But the first two days we're just clearing

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Speaker 2: the old stuff out. And I'll tell you what, it's

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Speaker 2: hard work, man, my back. The problem with flaws is

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Speaker 2: it's it's on the floor. You know, when you get

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Speaker 2: to a certain age and You're like, whenever you get up,

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Speaker 2: will sit down anywhere. That's just me walking around. It

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Speaker 2: was like I can hear, I know when you're getting

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Speaker 2: up or getting down because you're just groaning. It's just

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Speaker 2: like I walk past me and be like, oh.

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Speaker 1: You have knee pads.

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Speaker 2: Nah noa, no, I'm not on my knees. Brock indo

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Speaker 2: squat how down there like a crab?

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: What's left?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 2: I look, I've done majority of It's just around the

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Speaker 2: edges and then I've got to cut and measure new

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Speaker 2: skirtings to go in.

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Speaker 1: It's very impressive. I couldn't do that.

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Speaker 2: Trading that also said. So he said, very impressive son,

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Speaker 2: and I said, thanks Dad.

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Speaker 1: I love everyone as well. Like the go to comment

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Speaker 1: is like do my place next? Would you? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So when you're washing the car out the front

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Speaker 2: of your house, I'll drive mine over you shut up, Bob.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Just such a talented guy. April is very lucky.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. I think you underestimate my abilities.

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Speaker 1: Yes I do.

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Speaker 2: I don't think there is anything that I can't do

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Speaker 2: in some capacity. Name it, I'll do it. I will

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Speaker 2: give it a go.

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Speaker 1: I would love at some point, not now when the

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Speaker 1: kids are old up for you to become an astronaut.

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Speaker 2: I can't do that, not with that attitude. Nothing is impossible, Matthew.

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Speaker 2: I do want to feel the G forces. What about

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Speaker 2: helicopter pilot done?

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Speaker 1: I feel like you could you have that level of

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Speaker 1: autism where you could do that.

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Speaker 2: I feel like yesterday message you and I said I

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Speaker 2: want to drive a race car really fast, and you

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Speaker 2: didn't even say.

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Speaker 1: Well, like, what do I write back to that? What

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Speaker 1: do I say to that?

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Speaker 2: Let's do it? I don't know. Give give me something,

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Speaker 2: give me something.

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Speaker 1: Out of nowhere, like I want to drive really fast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just driving a car like one hundred and

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Speaker 2: fifty k's down a sixty K street and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I want to go faster than this.

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Speaker 1: Also, we're joking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a joke.

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Speaker 1: Just in case anyone is wondering.

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Speaker 2: I did park illegally where I went to the manly

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Speaker 2: game on the weekend and amongst all the flooring, I

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Speaker 2: whole crew. They don't have been like ten of us,

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Speaker 2: but I was so late that I was like fuck it.

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Speaker 2: I just parked across like a pedestrian crossing.

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Speaker 1: Did you get a fine?

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Speaker 2: Nah? Victory family last night.

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Speaker 1: It was good. It's a good good gamble. Once I

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Speaker 1: got a haircut and I thought I nabbed a park,

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Speaker 1: came back in Lad, I just parked across someone's driveway.

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Speaker 2: It's like, whoops, did they notice?

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Speaker 1: Oh I didn't get a little note?

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Speaker 2: Oh you're sweet?

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Speaker 1: I had nothing, and I was like, I do that

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Speaker 2: This was a Sunday, so I was like pedestians crossings,

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Speaker 2: arn valant.

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Speaker 1: Day's red hot for a fine. Hey, we have to quickly, Yes,

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Speaker 1: go to housekeeping, Ash, can you confirm what day currently

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Speaker 1: of recording are we out?

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Speaker 3: Night?

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Speaker 2: We're in triple figures one hundred day one hundred today.

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Speaker 1: Well done?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I do want to say thank you to everyone

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Speaker 2: that did reach. It does mean a lot.

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Speaker 1: This is from Sally. She says, hey, guys, first up, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I rated you and left you on a hell of

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Speaker 1: a review. Thank you, You're welcome. This one's Frash. I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to say well done. On the sober journey.

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Speaker 1: Hearing you talk about the Supercars weekend with Oscar and

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Speaker 1: saying it was a sober one honestly made me feel

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Speaker 1: really proud. You probably don't realize the gift you're giving

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Speaker 1: your kids. They'll grow up remembering a dad who was

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Speaker 1: completely present. I am nine hundred and sixty six days

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Speaker 1: sober myself. Wow, And it is the best gift I've

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Speaker 1: ever given myself. My husband and my four kids all benefit,

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Speaker 1: and it's been the catalyst for improving other areas of

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Speaker 1: my health too. I recently was diagnosed with ADHD. This

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Speaker 1: is like the female version of you.

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Speaker 2: She's got more days under a belt.

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Speaker 1: That and I've just done the flooring at my apartment.

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Speaker 2: And I did a stellar job.

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Speaker 1: Sorry anyway, I couldn't keep listening without stopping to acknowledge it.

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Speaker 1: Sobriety is definitely my superpower now, and life is so

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Speaker 1: much more fun sober something I would have laughed at before.

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Speaker 1: You're smashing it. Welcome to the club. It's elite AF Also,

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Speaker 1: I have a miss Napp love the pod.

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Speaker 2: Keep it up, fellas, I love that. Thank you, Sally.

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Speaker 2: I would have never thought ever that I could potentially

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Speaker 2: live without alcohol. It's so embedded in just culture everywhere

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Speaker 1: I didn't think I would be here either.

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Speaker 2: I know I was like I thought I'd be belong

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Speaker 2: dead before this day, this day would come, So thank

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Speaker 2: you to everyone that did right in. I think the

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Speaker 2: biggest part really, which for dudes, now that I'm reflecting

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Speaker 2: on that was the hardest part about it. I think

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Speaker 2: like how long is it going to last? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Now it's like I could just see the whole weekend

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Speaker 2: at the moment, going strong. So yeah, thank you for

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Speaker 2: the messages.

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Speaker 1: Someone actually said in that video with you with that

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Speaker 1: I really watched the video and I was like, now, good,

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Speaker 2: Like looking back at like old like that's right. I

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Speaker 2: and I was like, fucking, who's this fat piece of shit?

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Speaker 2: I don't, but like you could tell that I just wasn't.

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Speaker 2: You know when you see like you see, say, for example,

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Speaker 2: and they've been on this health journey, and then you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing far you've come, I know.

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Speaker 2: And it's like, I'm not really doing that much exercise.

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Speaker 2: We're getting better looking, thank you. Be careful.

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Speaker 1: A couple of photos are gone, fucking hell here he is. Wow,

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Speaker 2: I've been mewing. Yeah, that's all the chewing.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I don't know if I mentioned to you the

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Speaker 2: She did get it.

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Speaker 2: I did you did? You did say that she she.

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Speaker 1: She was like, Dad, this is a bit much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if I call my agent.

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Speaker 1: I can't keep this up.

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Speaker 2: I got my manager.

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Speaker 1: we're just about to go and to Laura, I said, oh,

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Speaker 2: No I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Laura shut up, and she's like, look, but the party

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Speaker 1: dumb they don't realize. Yeah, that's true, and every kid

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Speaker 1: it's not me.

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Speaker 2: It's only been around once in the hour, because every

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Speaker 1: Eyes up, not me, and I'll pass it on. Lola,

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, I'm just waiting for that kid to miss out.

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Speaker 2: One kid.

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Speaker 1: So it was a great birthday, great party.

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Speaker 2: Love that. Hey, school lunches. We are the second year

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Speaker 2: they are. But Fridays we give Oscar a lunch order. Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's all done by an app. Now, I do miss

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Speaker 2: is your app called Quicker. I don't know April does

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Speaker 1: We did Wednesday as the touch shop order and midweek Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it sucked. I was like, got to Friday? Was that

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Speaker 1: they have dump Yeah, this is gonna sound. They have

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Speaker 2: Marina on a Thursday. That's right, we go to slay.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I know you take that ankle. So Mahali

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Speaker 2: Wednesday dumplings for me, please, It's like, what's in the dumpling?

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Speaker 2: A lot of Asian foods, I will say, do include peanuts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the dumplings are pork, pork dumplings with no peanuts.

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Speaker 2: Peanuts, bro I wouldn't stand for that.

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Speaker 1: But then on on the Friday, the best thing there

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oscar's into the big like the yummy drummies. I guess,

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Speaker 2: like chicken tenders, just a big chicken tender. Poor people food.

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 2: Do they steam it?

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Speaker 1: What animal is that from?

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Speaker 2: Did you see?

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Speaker 1: Fright?

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Speaker 2: At least they can just poach it this, pote it

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Speaker 2: for us please, But like it's.

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Speaker 1: I had to pretend like that was I know what

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Speaker 2: Who makes the lunches? Like you, you'd be a lunch?

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is Nana doing?

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Speaker 1: Nana comes in, she moses on in sometimes and she's like,

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Speaker 1: I'll do a lunch and bless her, that must be.

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Speaker 1: She's got a box of chips that she keeps in

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Speaker 1: like Smith's, like you know, they got chicken, they got

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Speaker 2: The box variety keeps it in a room.

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Speaker 1: The kids will and they'll run sack the box and

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Speaker 1: there'll be nothing left for the lunches. So she brings

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Speaker 1: I've checked the lunch and she's in there's been like

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Speaker 1: a salami stick and a packet of chips, and that's

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Speaker 2: It's just different flavors of chips.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm like, Nana, that's not and where's the sandwich.

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Speaker 1: She's like, that'll be fine. I'm like, let me put

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Speaker 2: My kids are like, we don't want sandwiches anymore. What

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Speaker 1: What else is that to put in?

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Speaker 2: I saw that someone had a cold sausage in their

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? Well?

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Speaker 2: I just think it's weird you put a cold sausage

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Speaker 2: in whose lunch box? Oh? That kid's going to good sauce.

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Speaker 3: Sauce because by the time lunch rolls around, it's hot.

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Speaker 1: Is there? What's wrong with the cold sausage? That's a

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Speaker 1: great filler.

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Speaker 2: You're like, it's cold lamb shank for anyone. You did

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Speaker 2: have cold lambshank for a while there when you gave

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Speaker 2: me one, it was fucking delicious.

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Speaker 1: There's none. I did a cook up, right, that was me?

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Speaker 1: Damn it.

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Speaker 2: I think you know how like all old like American

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Speaker 2: like a situation. I'd go for lunch.

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Speaker 1: We had that at my high school where the borders

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Speaker 2: The borders, then then the others the others, but you

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Speaker 2: could pay to eat there. I think that's good. Kid. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they have like on a card or something.

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Speaker 1: Not back then. Back then it was all all notes

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Speaker 1: and cos I.

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Speaker 2: Love to send my kids to a boarding school.

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Speaker 1: But my sister's been doing the canteen or touch shop

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Speaker 1: what if you call it at school on a Thursday.

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Speaker 1: She had paid what know, I just volunteer and she

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Speaker 1: was like it's fun. And she's like it's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Kids running up and seeing it.

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Speaker 2: Like I would be the grumpiest canton. I'd be like,

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Speaker 2: so cool, you're a man.

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Speaker 1: I've seen you with kids. Stop trying to pretend that

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Speaker 1: you're a big old shut up. What do you want?

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Speaker 2: I re ripping them off left fronts and I want

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Speaker 2: to get me something.

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Speaker 1: I think I reckon, I'm going to volunteer on canteen.

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Speaker 1: Are you for a couple of hours because you can

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Speaker 1: you can do the full day.

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Speaker 2: Yes, chef expected.

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Speaker 1: And I'll give out I'll give out free stuff to

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Speaker 2: You know, that's called grooming. Matthew, just back up a

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Speaker 2: little bit there. If the all primary schools mean that.

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Speaker 1: I'm nervous to volunteer though, I said to my sister,

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Speaker 1: you got to make sure that when I volunteer, you've

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Speaker 2: The best thing about it is they can't sack you

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Speaker 2: because you're a volunteer.

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Speaker 1: I think you can get asked to not come back.

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Speaker 2: That's the dream. Yeah, that's that's how you get out

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Speaker 2: of things. Do a bad job.

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Speaker 1: I can't but the idea of because these kids, surely

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Speaker 1: they've got no one's got cards, these little kids, these

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Speaker 1: kids be.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well could imagine.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how the pressure of trying gave me

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Speaker 1: his card.

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Speaker 2: That's definitely divorced AT's.

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Speaker 1: But it's counting the change, That's that's what That's what

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Speaker 2: In case you count wrong. Yeah, yeah, fair enough.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of lunches, I mentioned that we had the appliances

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Speaker 1: from hell dying one by one. The fridge was gone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: was at so surprised what you got rid of it? No? Bro?

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Speaker 2: Remember yeah I knew it, bro. But it's still there.

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Speaker 1: It's still there. Two week ways called up a repairer.

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Speaker 1: Got to find out his name. I can't remember who

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Speaker 1: And he was like he was in the middle. I

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Speaker 1: can hear him fixing, and he goes, well, what's what's

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Speaker 1: wrong with it? And he like it sounded like he

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Speaker 1: was on his hands and knees in a fridge. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he goes, what what's the model? And he goes, what's

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Speaker 1: the door configuration as a French door?

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Speaker 2: Is it fucking fridge whisperer?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? And I was like, no, it's too too like

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Speaker 1: French doors.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the old double and the slide of the bottom.

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Speaker 1: And then the breeze is a pullout and he goes,

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Speaker 1: any chance someone leaves that freeze a drawer like open

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Speaker 1: and I go, yeah, fucking Laura did. And he goes,

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Speaker 1: what happens is that it gets all like melted and

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Speaker 1: then when you close it, it then blocks up the vents.

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Speaker 1: He goes, just turn it off for twenty four hours,

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Speaker 1: turn it back on. You'll be right WX.

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Speaker 2: It worked the old You know how everyone jokes about

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Speaker 2: like turn it on, turn it off. That's all. It works.

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Speaker 1: It works. And I was like, I've got to call

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Speaker 1: him back to be like, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: He's like, who is this. I'm the guy with the

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Speaker 2: double on the plot. Oh yeah, just one of the

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Speaker 2: other I thought we had a thing. I thought we

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Speaker 2: had a bond. He's just like, get just the number

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Speaker 2: to me, son, delete this phone number.

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Speaker 1: Move on.

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Speaker 2: I got other fridges to fry.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I've got a little message by the way from

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Speaker 1: a Doda from Indonesia and they've got a parenting like

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Speaker 1: a relationship hack here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, moved to Indo.

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Speaker 1: Done, says hey, guys, love your podcast. I listened to

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Speaker 1: it while putting the kids to sleep and have often

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Speaker 1: jolded them away from laughing. She has a bit of

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Speaker 1: a parenting wife hack here. I don't know if this

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Speaker 1: is one that we can use here, but let me

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Speaker 1: read it here and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, go lad, I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: We built a house in Indonesia. Is that a hack

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Speaker 1: and decided to keep the bathroom mostly outdoor without a roof.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's pretty traditional over there.

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Speaker 1: This means my his poop time has reduced only ten

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Speaker 1: he's sweating or getting sunburnt or ten minutes in the

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Speaker 1: evening because of the number of mosquitoes that are outside.

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Speaker 1: He's pleaded to put a roof on it, but I've declined,

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Speaker 1: as I know the length of time he will spend

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom will be increased. I'll take the heat

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Speaker 1: stroke over thirty minutes of solid parenting any day.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't. I don't mind the old I don't

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Speaker 2: mind sweating. Sorry, what it feels like I'm in a

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Speaker 2: sauna when you're pooping.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I love how he's like, please, I need some shelter,

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Speaker 1: and she's like, shut up, shut up, and poop in

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Speaker 1: the elements.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a hack for sure, because, like I mean,

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Speaker 2: I'm not a long shit, but I've got friends with

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Speaker 2: that long shit. You're quick me.

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Speaker 1: No, not really. I like sometimes at the ind of

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Speaker 1: the day, it was three in a day. What three

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Speaker 1: times in a day, Yeah, three times in the morning,

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Speaker 1: just not not going for the one big one. Just

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. I just I just

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Speaker 1: did one in like half an hour later. I was like,

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Speaker 2: Embody strange.

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Speaker 1: It's a mystery.

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Speaker 2: It is a mystery. You think you've got it dial.

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Speaker 1: And then at thirty eight, yet n thirty nine. I'm

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Speaker 1: thirty nine. No, thirty eight.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like your assholes also thirty nine years old,

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Speaker 2: and eventually runs out of steam, I guess, and it's like,

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to give you the whole outs. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to ration out.

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Speaker 1: I can't hold it any longer. Tomorrow. Shit's coming right now.

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Speaker 2: And then the next as it's like, you know what, No,

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Speaker 2: we're good, it's not coming out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to leave it in there for two days.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just fucking with you now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my kids, enough shit chat. My kids have this

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Speaker 1: weird kink. Okay, right now, I don't know if you're

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Speaker 1: considered done this. Well, there's something they're really into, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how they started this game. They love

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Speaker 1: it right now. When we got a role play and

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Speaker 1: I come into the house and I pretend like I

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Speaker 2: They're like, finally, finally this he's such a cling I'm

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Speaker 2: clinging this guy. Stage five.

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Speaker 1: So what I do is like I come in and

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Speaker 1: I go, who are you guys? And they're like where

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Speaker 1: are your daughters? And I'm like, I'd never met you

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00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,440
Speaker 1: before my life. That's and we do this five minute

445
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,160
Speaker 1: bit where I pretend like I've never seen them before,

446
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:10,560
Speaker 1: and they.

447
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:16,080
Speaker 2: Improv You've just got majority of parenting. Is it improv?

448
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,840
Speaker 2: But this is planned improv.

449
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,280
Speaker 1: It's weird. And they're like, do it again.

450
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,200
Speaker 2: How about you do it this time in public?

451
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,800
Speaker 1: You pretend like you don't know who we are at

452
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,800
Speaker 1: the markets, get out of it. And I was like,

453
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,880
Speaker 1: what are you guys doing here?

454
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,840
Speaker 2: It's the equivalent of like you're trying to get rid

455
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,320
Speaker 2: of someone, like let's play hard and seek and they

456
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,680
Speaker 2: just go off and don't find them.

457
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,639
Speaker 1: Except I thought I took it one step further and

458
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,440
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I've actually got another family. Took

459
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,680
Speaker 1: the role play part and I was like, because I

460
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,159
Speaker 1: came home late and I'm a pilot, and now like,

461
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,159
Speaker 1: where have you been? I said, see my other family tears.

462
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,120
Speaker 1: That's the line.

463
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you.

464
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Speaker 2: Know you're part. Don't rewrite the script. Okay, that's what

465
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:57,000
Speaker 2: the people, that's what the people upstairs. I'm going to

466
00:19:57,119 --> 00:19:58,720
Speaker 2: try it and see what they think.

467
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Speaker 1: I don't know your kids like that, well, like pretend

468
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,520
Speaker 1: like you don't know them.

469
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,520
Speaker 2: My kids love to pretend like they don't know me.

470
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,680
Speaker 3: I've not done that.

471
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,520
Speaker 1: Everyone try it. It's good.

472
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:10,879
Speaker 2: I'm going to give it a go.

473
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Speaker 1: They thought it was hilarious.

474
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,000
Speaker 2: I think that like the majority of the time, kids

475
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:17,840
Speaker 2: just don't know when you're joking whatsoever.

476
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when I was like, I've got another family,

477
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,200
Speaker 1: I've got a son, May was like, what, I finally

478
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:23,560
Speaker 1: got a.

479
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:28,159
Speaker 3: Son where he chucks them over his shoulder, He's like,

480
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,080
Speaker 3: have you seen Louis or have you seen Lily?

481
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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, that's a classic. Yeah like that, like they're

482
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,640
Speaker 2: hidden in plane side.

483
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,280
Speaker 1: Didn't know that's that is?

484
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,960
Speaker 2: That's good gear. That's good gear kids.

485
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,119
Speaker 1: That's the low hanging fruit of parenting.

486
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, if in doubt, pretend they're not there.

487
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Speaker 1: Hey, before we pack up housekeeping, we have had a

488
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:52,119
Speaker 1: lot of people ask us about the pints and ponytails concept.

489
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,320
Speaker 1: We're doing our own spin on it, looking at calling

490
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,399
Speaker 1: it braid and bruised browse up braid.

491
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Speaker 2: We'll figure it out.

492
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Speaker 1: We're looking into it on the to do list.

493
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,400
Speaker 2: I'm excited because April had two weeks in the city.

494
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 2: I had to do Macy's hair for two weeks. The

495
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:08,200
Speaker 2: poor thing. She looked like ship for two. I'm sorry, Macy,

496
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,160
Speaker 2: I'm very very sorry. I haven't said, hey, what about

497
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 2: a haircut? It's like just to see. But I need

498
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Speaker 2: to learn. I do need to learn how to do

499
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,040
Speaker 2: because she's.

500
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Speaker 1: Got a lot of hair.

501
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,200
Speaker 2: I've never had that much hair.

502
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Speaker 1: It's thick.

503
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,160
Speaker 2: It is thick. They got that young people hair. It's

504
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 2: his old people hair.

505
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 1: It's a lot to handle.

506
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,600
Speaker 2: It's like four months falling out.

507
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything, but.

508
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Speaker 2: My dad's bald, my granddad's, my grandmother's look.

509
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to take my own horn here. It's

510
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 1: not what I'm about, you know, I know I like

511
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,920
Speaker 1: to I like to be very humble in my achievements.

512
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 2: But hence the dumpling.

513
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:53,159
Speaker 1: Because Laura is an absent mother in the morning I

514
00:21:52,160 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 1: need right now, he's in the direction of the table.

515
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 1: I do the kid's hair, so pretty good? At it?

516
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 1: Pretty good? Well?

517
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 2: You do have three girl.

518
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 1: I can do the old double pigtail, can you. Yeah.

519
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: I'm on the cusp of being able to do a

520
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,879
Speaker 1: plat well enough to send them to school with a

521
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 1: platted ponytail.

522
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Speaker 2: There's a character in this for sure somewhere along the

523
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 2: way that you could develop the overbearing child stylist. You're

524
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 2: just like, I know how to do that. I don't

525
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,719
Speaker 2: know how to do things that moms don't have.

526
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 1: Is this a character? Is this just me?

527
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 2: That's you? I use the word characters. It's off in

528
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:33,399
Speaker 2: the blood.

529
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Speaker 1: Actually, for any mums listening, you have the ponytail step

530
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: up is a double ponytail?

531
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Speaker 2: Ponytails first step? I think first I thought put a

532
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 2: hat on its first step for me.

533
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: She's like, but what's the you have a ponytail plat?

534
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: Then what's the step up from that?

535
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 2: Two hats? Wi hat followed by a cap on?

536
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: And that's why I asked for the mums to give

537
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 1: me their advice on that one.

538
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,120
Speaker 2: And you move on to a helmet.

539
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: Walking around with a burker thing. We got some breaking news,

540
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 1: we do all right?

541
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,120
Speaker 3: Well, this popped up on the internet for me this week,

542
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 3: and I myself have experienced this every single day of

543
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 3: my life since having a child, and I wanted to

544
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Speaker 3: see if you guys agree. Men can typically sleep through

545
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 3: every noise at night, but after a woman gives birth,

546
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 3: she literally cannot. Childbirth causes a permanent enlargement of the

547
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 3: amygdala in a woman's brain, keeping a mother on alert

548
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,640
Speaker 3: twenty four to seven even while she's asleep.

549
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 2: I don't believe that for a second.

550
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: And here is why, hang on, wow, go ahead, Okay,

551
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 1: April's like this is science by April's.

552
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 2: Like sleeping next to a dead body. Okay. She does

553
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 2: not move, she does not wake, she does not do

554
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 2: a thing. Doesn't hear me come in in her meditation,

555
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 2: which is bit woo woo for my liking. The person

556
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 2: who's doing the meditation introducesselves pretty early on in the piece,

557
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 2: and I was like, do you know the name of

558
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 2: the person who introduced it? She's like, no, I've never

559
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 2: heard it because she falls asleep that quickly. And then

560
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 2: also as.

561
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 1: Well, in that is she plugged in headphone.

562
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 2: No, no, I can hear it.

563
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:13,919
Speaker 1: It's out loud.

564
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, every night for the last like five years. She

565
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 2: doesn't know the name of this person. Okay, that is bliss.

566
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 2: She's just like out. And then also as well, I'm like,

567
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 2: do you know anything that happens along the way of

568
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 2: this thing? And she's like no, because there's a part

569
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 2: in it that I know vividly because I'll wake up

570
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 2: with anything. It says, you'll sleep through traffic or sleep

571
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 2: through everything, but you'll wake at the soft murmur of

572
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 2: your child lies.

573
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: Maybe her is it a migdala. Maybe she's got a

574
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Speaker 1: smaller migdala.

575
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 2: Whatever that is sounds sexual. I've got a big migula, man,

576
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 2: the big one's hurt. Averal years ago went away with

577
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 2: her mom and her brother to hay together and her

578
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 2: m thank you. Her and her mum shared a big

579
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 2: bed and her mom came back and was like, I

580
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 2: did check a pulse a few times. She's honestly like

581
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 2: a dead body. When she makes the bed, her side

582
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 2: of the bed, it's the easiest job in the house.

583
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 4: I just fold the fucking donner back over whila Like

584
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 4: she just doesn't move, like, oh, come in, oh crash

585
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 4: bang and whatever, like have a shower in the en

586
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,959
Speaker 4: suite the lights are on or whatever.

587
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 2: And then in the next day I was like, oh, sorry,

588
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 2: bab about last night. She's like we're talking about nothing.

589
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 2: She slept right through it. But then as soon as

590
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 2: her alarm goes off at like four o'clock in the morning.

591
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: What's her sleep score?

592
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 2: It'd be like high to step.

593
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 1: I want to know what she's getting one hundred and

594
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 1: you do love I love it, sweet sweet ram put

595
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,959
Speaker 1: a garment on her, put a whoop band on her.

596
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 2: I've tried to sleep track her secretly.

597
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 3: What about when the kids were little though? Did she

598
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 3: wake every time the baby woke or did you have

599
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 3: to wake her up?

600
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 2: No, she definitely did. Like I think when we're the

601
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 2: anxiety woke her up like a while back. Yeah, but

602
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 2: the amigdala was flaring back, was flair right? But she yeah,

603
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 2: like she like the moment. She's in a really good

604
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 2: sleep routine for herself.

605
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 3: Maybe it wears off as your children get bigger. Maybe

606
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 3: because I'm still fine, Like I'll hear everything, like every

607
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 3: little sound, Like I can hear the kids door opening

608
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 3: and then closing.

609
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 2: That's me, so I can hear every.

610
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 3: Opening and closing.

611
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 2: I know when a kid's moving in their bed, like

612
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 2: if Oscar's gone like this, like move the slightest be here,

613
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 2: come here, I can hear. I can hear him coming

614
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 2: that or I'm hearing things.

615
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 3: You caught it off her?

616
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 2: Is it we need to do?

617
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: We need to measure your amigdala.

618
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 2: We need to check my sleep.

619
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Speaker 1: You'd be one of the few cases of the man

620
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: having a larger Amignala I have male middle because Laura

621
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: just she's like, yeah, there's a mouse. She's like, who's

622
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: there in the corner, Whereas I like, I will wake up.

623
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 1: But we've had someone accidentally when we lived in an

624
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 1: apartment and then I forgot to lock the door and they

625
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: came in to our front door thinking it was the

626
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 1: exit because we were on the ground level by the

627
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,239
Speaker 1: front door. I record, that's my biggest fear. And then

628
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: Laura was like Matt, and I was like, shut up.

629
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 1: She was like, someone is in the fucking house. And

630
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: then I sprung up and I got him.

631
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 2: You got him, chased him out, chased him out. When

632
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 2: I used to live in a park and an apartment,

633
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 2: my dad used to always walk into the downstairs neighbor's

634
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 2: house because like they all look the same the middle

635
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 2: of the night, walked straight in and then he'll come in.

636
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 2: He'll come into our apartment and be like, I just

637
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 2: went in downstairs, you see without He's like, I feel

638
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 2: like pizza downstairs having pizza. Did you get us last? Nah?

639
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 2: But yeah, April the best sleeper I know.

640
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: Also just want to say to my wife, she's listening.

641
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: It's not my fault. It's my migdala. Am I saying

642
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: it right? Bick a migdala, it's my amigdala. I wish

643
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: I had a bigger amignala.

644
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 2: I do the cruel bitch of a mignilla.

645
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: Thank you.

646
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 2: I don't. I can't pronounce that word that you got

647
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 2: me with that migdala. Yeah, so I'm going to debunk

648
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 2: science and say that I have the one mum in

649
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 2: the house that sleeps through absolutely everything. But I can

650
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 2: hear them. Yeah maybe not now with the new floors,

651
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 2: I won't be able to hear them. Sounds good, Matt, Yeah,

652
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 2: obviously We've been over with Jen about asking kids how

653
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 2: was school? And a lot of the time you get

654
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 2: one word answers. But do you know what your girls

655
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 2: do at lunchtime?

656
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: No idea?

657
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 2: Trying to get it out of them.

658
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: I think Marley, now that she's grade one, is allowed

659
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: to play in a different area. Oh I don't. I

660
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: don't even know where Lola's allowed to play.

661
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 2: What do they do? What does she do? I?

662
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I sometimes when I drop them off, I hang

663
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: around just to see how the kids play with each other.

664
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: There's just a lot of running, a lot of screaming.

665
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: I saw two boys playing with each other and they

666
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: were just they just okay, if anyone's teoting in with

667
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: no context in the playground as a it doesn't really.

668
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: The game they played was they ran for ten meters

669
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: and then just fell to the floor and.

670
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 2: Last oh, the old classic zombie game.

671
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was and then he did that for

672
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: five minutes, and I was like, what the fuck are

673
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: these kids doing?

674
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,479
Speaker 2: I wish I was that easily entertained.

675
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: What are they? What are they doing?

676
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 2: To be fair, I'm not far.

677
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: Off it, but they actually do have those little blocks

678
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: that you step on and you have a little bits

679
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 1: of rope, so it gives you like an extra ten

680
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: centimeters of hight.

681
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 2: Your kid's going to school in the eighties, it's going on.

682
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: It's a circus.

683
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 2: There's a lion and a ring of fire. There's a

684
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 2: whole thing.

685
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: What's Olcar doing?

686
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 2: In my quest to be a better father, I started

687
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 2: to ask more open ended questions. I found out that

688
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 2: my son is essentially part of the Champions League the

689
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 2: way he treats the lunchtime soccer game.

690
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: I got soccer.

691
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 2: I'm talking. There's he's obviously embellishing, just.

692
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: Like his father. Semi professional, semi professional at lunchtime.

693
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 2: But like it's so in depth the detail of this

694
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: soccer game. I'm like, Okay, who's picking the there's like

695
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 2: a transfer window of you you can swap. I'm like, Okay,

696
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 2: told me through it is a referee. Yeah, who who's

697
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: the referee?

698
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 3: Me?

699
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 2: What position are you playing? Goalie? And you're at but

700
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 2: you've scored ten goals but something someone's not adding up here.

701
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 2: And it's like he was like, so, what happened was

702
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: I was coming down the right side? Well he doesn't

703
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 2: know his lesson right really too. He's like, I was

704
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 2: going down the side and someone tripped me. Then we

705
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 2: had a penalty, there was a penalty shootout. I am

706
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 2: on the edge of my seat, like I'm listening to

707
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 2: the Champions League?

708
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:31,959
Speaker 1: Can we start betting on this?

709
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 2: That was going to be my next thought. And then

710
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 2: I found out today I will walk into the car

711
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 2: and I was just like, oh, not going to be

712
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 2: I'm injured. I'm like what He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm

713
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 2: going to be out for like six eight weeks, Like

714
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 2: what what happened? He's like I got to saw legs.

715
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 2: I can't run, I can't play soccer. I can't Like,

716
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 2: is it serious?

717
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: No?

718
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, you walked to the car fine, He's like, yeah,

719
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 2: it's not all the time.

720
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: On school field, physio.

721
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 2: What's the coach say about this?

722
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: Who's the coach?

723
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 2: He's a coach. But it's it's now every afternoon when

724
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 2: he gets in the car, I know how to get

725
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 2: him talking. It's to talk about the lunchtime soccer game.

726
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: But he talks about it. What I'm getting out is

727
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 2: he talks about it with so much passion and so

728
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 2: in depth that I feel like it's it's its own league.

729
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 2: Like they've got lunchtime transfers, they've got halftime of lunchtime.

730
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 2: I've got a whistle. I'll ask him this afternoon when

731
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: I pick him up, I'll be like, who are the Cheerleader's?

732
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 3: Like?

733
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: But like me sign him up to a club.

734
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 2: He's going to play.

735
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: This is playing for Narrabeen? What's the what's the animal?

736
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 2: I don't know yet? What was your childhood's.

737
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: Ten more kingfishes? Wow? But I remember at school, my

738
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: primary school, remember rush?

739
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

740
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so we will play that and it got

741
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: so serious. I remember when my youngest brother Tom was born.

742
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: I kind of believe this is an option who's born

743
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: during during a Bullrush game. Well, there was a big

744
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: game of bull Rush coming up. It was I can't

745
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: remember the details, but I had to be there. I

746
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: was doing quite well and I wanted to. I wanted

747
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: to be there on this Friday because it was like

748
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: the last game of the week and it was also

749
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: the same day that we're all going in to meet Tom.

750
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: Tom and my dad was like, do you want to come?

751
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: And I was like nah, And I didn't go. I

752
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: stayed to play bull Rush at lunchtime. I was the

753
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: only family member not to be there because I wanted

754
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: to be there for the bull rush.

755
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 2: It meant that that much to you. Yeah, fair, I

756
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: think that's.

757
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: You can see him after, right, Yeah.

758
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: I think that's fine. So it was the Kingfishes, was it?

759
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: This is Kemel Kingfishes my soccer team.

760
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 2: I got sent a memory, a core memory. Some would say,

761
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 2: first of all, spot me, and then spot what the

762
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: team's called got the head of hair.

763
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: Wow, what a helmet?

764
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah right, it does look it looks like a Lego helmet.

765
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 2: The under eight what oh the hot shot. Yeah, that's

766
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 2: Oscar's face. When I showed him that, he was like,

767
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 2: you were the hot shots.

768
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: There are so many ball cuts in.

769
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: The legacy, the legacy, the narrowbeen, the narrowbeen hot shot.

770
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: You were your goalie, just like just last night.

771
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was actually more of a I was

772
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 2: a center midfielder when I got to my non semi

773
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 2: professional career. Anyway, so the narrowbeen hot shots thinking about

774
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 2: bringing it back.

775
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: You're a handsome young man.

776
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 2: Thank you that I really peaked in the height department there.

777
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a big boy.

778
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 2: Now, I'm sure king below average and the shots who

779
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 2: five ten, he's not all Matt six one and a half.

780
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 2: But that's what people who were six would say. Yeah,

781
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 2: it's his hair. It's his side show bob hair. See

782
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: he can dish it out when he looks helped me,

783
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 2: he's looking for help. Okay, okay, no, no, you've got

784
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 2: great hair. Actually you've got hair that I would love

785
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 2: to have.

786
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you.

787
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 2: Let's move on.

788
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: I was at the movies on the weekend, ash. Yeah,

789
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: and you know, I feel like I'm a very patient man,

790
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: very patient.

791
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say you are very patient.

792
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm also I think that's.

793
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 2: What makes this work. I'm impatient.

794
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: I'm very patient. You're the ying to my.

795
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 2: I yelled that out during a wedding once.

796
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: Anyway, Oh, here he is. He is when I see

797
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: kids having fun, if they're making a bit of noise,

798
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: normally my approach is just to allow them to just

799
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 1: be kids. You know, if people are having fun, no

800
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: one's being hurt. I'm like, that's great. But I went

801
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,720
Speaker 1: to a movie on the weekend with Marley and Lola

802
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 1: and Laura So The Goat. I thought it was a

803
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: documentary at first. I was very confused. Laura was like,

804
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: get for tickets for The Goat, and I was like

805
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: Stephen Curry for the kids. Also trying to get out

806
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 1: of the movie and get a massage. Oh my god.

807
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 1: When we started, I was like.

808
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, babe, it's dark enough to leave.

809
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,280
Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't did you ask? Yeah?

810
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 2: What did she say? Well, she was like, if you

811
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 2: want to go, oh yeah, that's it.

812
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 1: I was like, that's a no.

813
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 2: I can't believe you had the balls that ask. Well,

814
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 2: Laura's someone's got to do it.

815
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 1: She's happy to sit there for the movie.

816
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

817
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: The key point both the kids are fine, right, the

818
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: kids are watching the movie.

819
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 2: It's just if they get out of control and you're

820
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 2: getting a massage and then she comes out she's dishevel.

821
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: I know, and I come out being all relaxed, oiled up.

822
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, the kids can't even get hold of you because

823
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:27,919
Speaker 2: you're so oily.

824
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 1: But dude, the kids, I was so close to being

825
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: like shut up here. Everyone was so noisy.

826
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, kids.

827
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 1: And there's some teenage kids as well that were like

828
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: yelling and throwing food. Not on at all. Can I

829
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: just show you a video, Oh, you've got a video,

830
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: just to give a real indications.

831
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 2: Mindful, this is coming from the guy who add an

832
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 2: award show yelled fuck you Tony and Ryan at the

833
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 2: top of his lungs.

834
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: This is the level of chaos that was caused by

835
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: the kids. Look at this cinema and tell me if

836
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: you think this is acceptable.

837
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 2: Also, filming a movie that's in the movies is illegal,

838
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 2: thank you. Oh my god, Nah, that's not a movie.

839
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 2: That's chaos. Holy they're playing.

840
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 1: Bull rush Man.

841
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 2: That kid man handled. Have you seen that? It's fight club?

842
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 2: That's not that's fight club. He levels that kid. Yeah, yeah,

843
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 2: it wasn't even looking. That's a dog shot.

844
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: If you are listening to this, we will put that

845
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: video on the YouTube.

846
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 2: But essentially it's, you know, the base of the movie

847
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 2: theater where it's like floor is just like a prison yard.

848
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 2: It's a prison yard that looks like they're in yard time.

849
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: It's like kill or be killed. Yeah, and Marley and

850
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: Laula are like, we're going in and I was like,

851
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: good luck, I love you.

852
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 2: He's putting money on them.

853
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, whether whether all these parents get massages?

854
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 2: Fuck, yeah, I haven't had it that bad, but that's bad.

855
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: I enjoyed that.

856
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 2: It's not cheap.

857
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: It's not cheap.

858
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 2: That's not on Thank you. Control your children, control the kid.

859
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 2: I'm not judging you. And running mustn't. I don't think

860
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 2: the movies is a drop and go situation.

861
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, movies changed. Did I miss the memo?

862
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,919
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was? Is it g It's like, yeah, good,

863
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 2: I want and leave your kids.

864
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: It was like every parent was just like, do you

865
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: know what, I've fucking had enough of trying to tell

866
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: these kids what to do.

867
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 2: They're heavy doors so they can't get out. Yeah, he's

868
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 2: pushing me in and shut the door. Well, all the parents.

869
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 2: They should have put an announcement to saying, if you're

870
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 2: an adult right now, you're in charge. You have a

871
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 2: free chance to get out of this cinema.

872
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 1: Well, when I was coming into the movie, they gave

873
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 1: me nunchucks and I was like, what are these for?

874
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 1: And they were like, good.

875
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 2: Luck, he's a helmet. What far you'll find out? Oh? Man,

876
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 2: that's brutal.

877
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: Fucking kids these days.

878
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 2: Man, Just control your kids a little bit, not entire,

879
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 2: no entire, have a bit of fun. But was that

880
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 2: at the start of the movie too?

881
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 1: That looked like it was That was midway through? Okay,

882
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: it was building.

883
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 2: It was building, It built on beyond that. Have you

884
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 2: seen when they turn the lights have you ever seen

885
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 2: it the movie theater after.

886
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 1: It's a brothel?

887
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 2: It's been the one you don't know what the Oh

888
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 2: that's what I would assume they would look like. Okay,

889
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 2: moving on, man, I think it's time we go to

890
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: a segment.

891
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: All right, I want.

892
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: To bit pres you say what, man, I feel like

893
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 2: a parent. This is parant being a Wilton.

894
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: I've heard that song.

895
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is where parents write in, they get

896
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 2: something off their chest and we read it out we

897
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 2: need a copyright.

898
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: Pear Rants by the way, added the list.

899
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's the list. A list of things we

900
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 2: need to copyright just comes off the dome. No one

901
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 2: can come up with this sort of innovations. Your work,

902
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,280
Speaker 2: isn't it a classic?

903
00:38:59,600 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: Classic?

904
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 2: Just came to me some of your best. Thank you.

905
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 2: This one's from Amy. Thank you, Amy. And you can

906
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 2: ride in through Facebook, through DMS, or you can email

907
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 2: us at Hello at two that's dot com, not au

908
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 2: well said, thank you. This is from Amy. Why the

909
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 2: fuck does my child wake up every night weeping and

910
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:21,240
Speaker 2: demanding a band aid for an auchi that doesn't exist.

911
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 2: I cannot put a band aid on your toe or

912
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 2: phase without evidence, homie.

913
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're going through this. Lola at

914
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: least every second night wakes up and she's.

915
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 2: Like, oh, it's growing.

916
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is it? Where is it? Last night

917
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 1: it was ahead. I was like headache. She was like, no, no,

918
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: no here, earache? No no here, you jaw? What the

919
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 1: fuck even doing?

920
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 2: What's a band ake? Don to do?

921
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: She's on a band aid? But she was just like,

922
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: it hurts. I'm trying to understand. And then and all

923
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: I hopen to bed, and she's like, gotcha, yeah, gotcha,

924
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: you fucking in it? I know, hopeful for anything.

925
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 2: I know, And you know what I was. I was

926
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 2: in the band aid aisle the other day and I

927
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 2: noticed there is a lot a lot of band aids,

928
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 2: weird characters on that marketing. It's like one of them

929
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 2: figured it out and they all.

930
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: Went, there needs to be a sleep time band aid,

931
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: like a low tack.

932
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, because makes you can't wear it to sleep. She

933
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 2: gets she gets a rash, yeah, and then she wants

934
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 2: a band aid for the rash. Vicious, vicious, She's about

935
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 2: to lose a limb. H It's just like a heroin actict.

936
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 2: But I don't know, Honestly, I don't know. But I

937
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 2: think marketing departments at these businesses aren't helping the cores.

938
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 2: They're not helping like I want to Pepper pig band

939
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 2: aid work like peppers a bitch, stupid pig.

940
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 1: I've got another one here, Ashton from Danielle. Shout out

941
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 1: to Danielle, what is it with glad rap? Nothing about

942
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: it makes me glad. My husband pointed out, hang on,

943
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: hang on. The pointed out that it's called clean rap,

944
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: but it doesn't clean. It is literally a waste of

945
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: plastic with false advertisement, yet we continue to still buy it.

946
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 2: I feel like this hotline has become like a people

947
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 2: testing their material out. Why is it glad? I'm not glad?

948
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 2: What's the deal?

949
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 1: We're glad rap? It doesn't even.

950
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 2: Cling and I'm not glad and it doesn't cling.

951
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: I personally I love glad rap.

952
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 2: I worked at food works. Once I can clean wrack

953
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 2: the shit out of anything.

954
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: I also feel like I'm quite good.

955
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all about tension, yes, tension. See, cling only

956
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: works when it's if it's soft.

957
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: Just quickly. If you're doing a sandwich, do you go

958
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: clean wrap first, sandwich on top or do you go

959
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: sandwiched on the bench top and then cling film over

960
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: the top?

961
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 2: I go. What I'll do is I'll get a nice

962
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: piece of clean rap. Yeah, down on the board. Yeah,

963
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 2: I love that sandwich on Yeah, fold it sides, then

964
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 2: flip filip yeap rest of the sides.

965
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: Oh shit, that is secure. That sandwich going nowhere where.

966
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: But my nana has put her foot down. It doesn't

967
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: allow clean wrap because we have to save the planet.

968
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so one roll of clean wrap every six

969
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 2: months is going to save the planet.

970
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 1: Ellie apparently, so I sometimes I'll buy it. It's my

971
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: guilty pleasure.

972
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 2: So what does she wrap it in? Now we have

973
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 2: tup of something worse for the environment, like alfa is

974
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 2: so much better good one? Ah yeah, look what about

975
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 2: paper bags?

976
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 1: I mean, we'll cut down trees.

977
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 2: It's not it's not that bad.

978
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 1: You've got Bye. I'm sorry Danielle to disagree with you

979
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 1: on your pair around. I mean your pair around is valid.

980
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: I like it. I like the cling film, the bad

981
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: rap whatever it's called.

982
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andy, and I want more of it. Ash.

983
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: Yes, we have a little cheeky Doda dilemma that has

984
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 1: been sent through from Gabrielle.

985
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: Hi.

986
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: Gabrielle who emailed in hell, great use of that email.

987
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: I'm glad it's getting some kind.

988
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 2: Of I don't have access to it. It's probably a

989
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 2: good thing. Well, I think, not that i'd read them. Anyway.

990
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: The renewals almost up, and I was like, do I

991
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: pay for it again? Well, Gabrielle, Gabrielle Gold, You're the

992
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,280
Speaker 1: lifeline that this email needed.

993
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 3: Don't forget the song.

994
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 1: Oh oh fuck, hang hang on a second, listen to

995
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 1: this now you need.

996
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 2: Usmaller than ever know that we still have each other.

997
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 2: You can send sure donting dilemma, you can don't dilemma, ella, Ella.

998
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: And for anyone wanting us to change that jingle, to

999
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,320
Speaker 1: shove it. Okay, So Gabrielle says a question for you both.

1000
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: A bit strange reading for this one, but I'm interested

1001
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: to hear your take. At what age do you think

1002
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: it's no longer appropriate for a kid to see their

1003
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: parent naked? Alright? You getting changed showing a shower, and

1004
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: do you think it differs if your child is the

1005
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 1: same opposite sex? So like mam with a son, don't

1006
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 1: understand opposite sex?

1007
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 2: Like you are a male, did you dare gender me?

1008
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: Sorry?

1009
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 2: Look, I get it.

1010
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: This is a redhock question. Should we be answering it?

1011
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 2: Probably not qualified to no, but anyway, look for me,

1012
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 2: too bad. It's my house. I pay the bills. You

1013
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 2: will see my dick and balls if you if you're

1014
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 2: in the same room, okay. If I come out of

1015
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 2: the shower and you're in my bedroom, hey, okay, I'm

1016
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 2: not walking into their room and taking my clothes off.

1017
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 2: There's the first. I just want to clear that, right,

1018
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 2: What I want to do, though, is say.

1019
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 1: Waking up asking ask I get out of bed. Yeah.

1020
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 2: I lived with an Italian family in my early twenties

1021
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 2: on the floor of the computer room because I'm a

1022
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 2: batler and their dad used to wake me up with

1023
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,479
Speaker 2: no pants on every day.

1024
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: Legit.

1025
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, we wanted to use a computer for god knows what, Tony,

1026
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 2: I'm talking about you, Tony.

1027
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: Where would you go?

1028
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 2: I just have to get out of there. Otherwise out

1029
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 2: of for what watch in the corner? Got like a

1030
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 2: cuck chair situation. But if I come out of my

1031
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 2: shower in my own suite and the child in my

1032
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 2: room too, fucking dad, if you ask me. I also

1033
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 2: don't want them to think like there's nothing to be

1034
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 2: shane about with the human body. So I think I

1035
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 2: don't have an answer for the age. I think.

1036
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: I think it's when you start to follow like body

1037
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 1: language and cues from your child, you know, like if

1038
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, you'd be like, okay, cool.

1039
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 2: Get out of my room. Though I'm not naked anywhere

1040
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,919
Speaker 2: else in the house. Why are you here? Get out?

1041
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember when I stopped seeing my mom naked.

1042
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: It's funny how it goes full circle though, because now

1043
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: my mom lives with us and she has showers at

1044
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: random hours of the day and sometimes I'm like hey

1045
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,919
Speaker 1: Ellie and she's like, but naked, and I don't care.

1046
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful thing. So there's no here.

1047
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 2: It's like thirty seven age.

1048
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,720
Speaker 1: She's seventy four. I'm eight, and she's like fuck off,

1049
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, I how to look online? And

1050
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: apparently they say from like the age of like six

1051
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 1: to eight is when you should be more aware of,

1052
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: like seeing if your child is uncomfortable when you're naked

1053
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: around them.

1054
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah that sounds can we go with that?

1055
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: But I said to Maley, I was like, do I

1056
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: make you feel uncomfortable? And she was like, what the

1057
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about? And I was like being

1058
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: naked and she was like what it was? I was like,

1059
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 1: this is it?

1060
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 2: Laura was like an inappropriate conversation.

1061
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: She was like what are you saying? And I was like,

1062
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,280
Speaker 1: I was trying to be a good parent.

1063
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 2: May just points and laughs at mine. So I guess

1064
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 2: it's time signed a rug up. If it's in my space,

1065
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 2: you've walked in on that. Yes, if I'm in your

1066
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 2: space naked, what am I doing there?

1067
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 3: You know what about if you don't have an non suite.

1068
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 2: I don't want to know what the poor people are doing.

1069
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 3: You got to walk from your bedroom to the bathroom.

1070
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 2: I'll put it fucking towel on. The neighbors see me

1071
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 2: naked more than my kids, let's put that way. Yeah, okay,

1072
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 2: they remember the traders on the roof to see my

1073
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 2: shitty asshole.

1074
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: It's hard because I'm trying to teach my kids. You know,

1075
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: that's your private part. You know, you don't want to

1076
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: be showing that around the place. And my kids are like, Dad,

1077
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 1: look at this ben over trying to put the button

1078
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: my face. And I'm like, that's not funny. Come on,

1079
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,240
Speaker 1: And I think it's hilarious.

1080
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 2: Try having a boy in the house. Bro, he won't

1081
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 2: take his hand off his dick, really, like, go to

1082
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 2: your room. Just comfort well, just holds it.

1083
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's doing with it because he's

1084
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: scratching as he's holding it, and he's.

1085
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 2: Just holding onto it like he's going to lose it.

1086
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, boys do that.

1087
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it's just a comfort thing.

1088
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 1: Really, And I've got to be like, I mean, I've

1089
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: been holding my dick half this record.

1090
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 2: But are you comfortable doing this job?

1091
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: There I came twice.

1092
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 2: The difference between comfortable and come moving on. I think

1093
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 2: I don't have an answer for that.

1094
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: You know, we will bring Jen back. We will Jen.

1095
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: You are beloved behavioral Lex.

1096
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 2: There's got to be a way around those conversations that

1097
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 2: obviously we don't know the answer to, which is clear.

1098
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 2: That was a confusing sentence for everybody.

1099
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: I just yeah, it's just I don't understand it.

1100
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 2: Just well, well said thank you, I said, hey, there

1101
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 2: has been was like, I got nothing out of it.

1102
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 2: What were you expecting?

1103
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: I am dumber.

1104
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 2: Now she's like, oh god, I'm going back to the

1105
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 2: mom podcast. This is fucking ridiculous.

1106
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: We tried our best.

1107
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 2: Maybe we can listen to the mums talking about and

1108
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 2: then just regurd whatever they say because they can clearly

1109
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 2: know more than us.

1110
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: Before we go. I think there has been I want

1111
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: to say, close to one hundred reviews.

1112
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 2: Hundred Like I think you're being ambitious.

1113
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. They are coming through thick and fast.

1114
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: It is a steady stream of reviews.

1115
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 2: These episodes is nothing but like naked piece ship.

1116
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 1: Ship to those people who have reviewed. Thank you so much.

1117
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: You have no idea how much I needed that.

1118
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 2: I've bet your hand on your dick.

1119
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: But you can also find us on social media to.

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00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 2: Dad's Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Facebook.

1121
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: I have a new request to have a new request.

1122
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: That request for reviews will always be there.

1123
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 2: We also have a holiday rental. It's in I really have.

1124
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 3: A look at it.

1125
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 1: All right, you guys, let me just say, if you

1126
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 1: have enjoyed this episode and you have someone in your

1127
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: circle who was also a parent and non parent, let

1128
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: me get fixed on board this episode. No just I

1129
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,439
Speaker 1: just like said, oh oh, I didn't hear that. Send

1130
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: them this episode, any episode that you've enjoyed, and bring

1131
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: them into the ecosystem of two doting dads.

1132
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 2: We all walk around naked.

1133
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: Yes, that reminds me that commune. I'm going to rent

1134
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 1: that land out in the barn bay hinduland.

1135
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, naked retreat.

1136
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: Ay. What I'm trying to say is send it to

1137
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 1: a friend, and.

1138
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,919
Speaker 2: I knew that you can't.

1139
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm finished, Okay, goodbye, Okay, we'll see you

1140
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: guys next week.

1141
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 2: You said by like four times. This is one of those.

1142
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: Take it two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians

1143
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: of country throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea

1144
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: and community.

1145
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

1146
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

1147
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 2: people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadigal Land.