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<v Speaker 3>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Rio, good morning, Good morning, Patsy morning, and

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<v Speaker 2>good morning Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So on a Tuesday, first half found the show. We

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<v Speaker 2>talked about our day yesterday on Mondays and are we

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<v Speaker 2>starting the week? Did we start the week on Monday?

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<v Speaker 2>Winner or loser? Patsy? Start your engine now? Something terrible'll

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<v Speaker 2>happened to you yesterday?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you believe this?

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<v Speaker 5>I went to the supermarket yesterday afternoon and got a

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<v Speaker 5>couple of things, came out and someone had knocked the

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<v Speaker 5>front on it of my car and left quite a

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<v Speaker 5>significant dent and not left the details.

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<v Speaker 4>What Yeah, who does that?

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<v Speaker 5>And it was obviously a white because there was some

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<v Speaker 5>white juco on my bonnet and it's kind of got

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<v Speaker 5>like the bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ask around for anyone who saw it or anything?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's horrible. You know, it's all Christmas or anytime.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I know it's just a car.

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<v Speaker 5>But the annoying thing is it's probably not enough damage

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<v Speaker 5>to do under the insurance with your excess. So I've

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<v Speaker 5>just kind of got a copy it. It's just like

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<v Speaker 5>a little like a line across like a kind of

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<v Speaker 5>vertical line, so they've obviously like tapped at it significant

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<v Speaker 5>sort of. I thought maybe it was a trolley, and

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<v Speaker 5>then the Love God looked at it and he said, no,

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<v Speaker 5>that's definitely a car.

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<v Speaker 4>It's got white chuco on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Real, you've got different theory that show and then said, you.

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<v Speaker 6>Say it, I am just so I have a curious mind.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and obviously I'm sure I'm sure Patsy's correct. I

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<v Speaker 7>just said, is there a possibility that perhaps maybe previously,

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<v Speaker 7>maybe you could have possibly been the one that hits someone?

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<v Speaker 6>This scoundrel possibil I.

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<v Speaker 4>Can just see what the pre show meeting would have contained.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye came in and when she's she's clown into somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>trust me.

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<v Speaker 2>If and we saw how ship the speed that she

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<v Speaker 2>parks her obviously a very slow motion accident.

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<v Speaker 6>That's true.

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<v Speaker 4>If I had hit something.

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<v Speaker 1>Over a matter of hours.

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<v Speaker 5>If I hit something enough with enough impact to make

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<v Speaker 5>that sort of damage, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Would not know.

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<v Speaker 5>I woulddraw the question you thank you annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>Before the show goes you ask her, I went, what

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<v Speaker 2>your theory?

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<v Speaker 1>It's better coming from you weasel there. Yeah, you capitulated

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<v Speaker 1>like England a couple of weeks ago. Capitulation week.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys just back actually hopefully not.

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<v Speaker 5>So anyway, they didn't like their details, so it's horrible.

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<v Speaker 5>That is, thank you for doing that. Merry Christmas to you.

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<v Speaker 6>And yeah, Calma's coming their way, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 2>Pats is coming their way. She's like Liam Neeson. She

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<v Speaker 2>has a very particular set of skills and I will

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<v Speaker 2>find you and I will hurt you.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoever you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, leave the country now before you cannot actually walk

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<v Speaker 2>to the airport. It is only a matter of days

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<v Speaker 2>before Patsy's reading out news about body washing up somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>and yourself in pats her own dexter.

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<v Speaker 5>Who is the people you've got on speed dial that

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<v Speaker 5>you've used tapes of times for your cars?

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<v Speaker 2>Christian oh Sheen Panels, Oh my godly, Michael there, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>on first name.

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<v Speaker 1>Basis Sarah's dingeder car three times?

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<v Speaker 2>Ruby once? Yeah, I mean we're four or five times

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<v Speaker 2>there in the last two years. Yeah, that number is

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<v Speaker 2>she panel service in Morabin. Patsy's coming in half, Michael,

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<v Speaker 2>fire it up. Another slab of beer coming your way.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell's Show. I hope you well, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael sent a lovely message in after hearing that someone

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<v Speaker 2>dinked Patsy's car, yes, saying didn't leave their details. I

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<v Speaker 2>think I spoke about us on a show a couple

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<v Speaker 2>months ago. I actualently reversed into somebody's car and got out.

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<v Speaker 2>There wasn't a lot of damage, but I left my

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<v Speaker 2>number and said, hey, if you're not happy with this,

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<v Speaker 2>we can sort of out call me.

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<v Speaker 1>This lovely lady called me and.

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<v Speaker 2>We get chatting. She said, look, I had to look around.

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<v Speaker 2>It's absolutely fine, but I was just already just moved

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<v Speaker 2>that someone left their number and as your chat she

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<v Speaker 2>goes Christian, she listens to the show. So part of

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<v Speaker 2>that personal service I do, so I get new listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>I drive into you leave my details, we get a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of report that, so I'm gonna so I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>take Sydney. So guys, we got a lot of dinging

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<v Speaker 2>to do, all right. So anyway, Michael, how suggest you

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<v Speaker 2>go and see an amazing a guy who has his

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<v Speaker 2>own business called great name Amazing Dent.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, amazing dance, works.

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<v Speaker 2>Out at the airport and does wanders. That's why he

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<v Speaker 2>is amazing dents airport.

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<v Speaker 4>Does he fix planes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to confuse about the name because.

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<v Speaker 6>It sounds like a pun. But I can't figure it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we missing something here or is it just simply

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<v Speaker 2>amazing dent an amazing I don't want an amazing dent.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not in awe of the dent. I'm in awe

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<v Speaker 2>of the dentless work that he does.

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<v Speaker 8>And he's a jingle amazing grace, but amazing dent.

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<v Speaker 6>Dent.

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<v Speaker 2>If not, we're making it for him. I want amazing dentless.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, or I'm undented.

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<v Speaker 2>Undented, but that's good. I like I'm dented or dent

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<v Speaker 2>no more, no more'n yeah, like faith no more?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>I am a Monday loser. Obviously we had the Black Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry Black? What's someone on Sunday?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? Black Friday was Sunday. It's like a seventy two

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<v Speaker 1>hour thing, now, isn't it? Ciber Monday?

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday? And what's today? Dial up Tuesday? It feels like

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<v Speaker 2>it's constant. I can get those emails knowing, hey, don't

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<v Speaker 2>forget you've got three hours left on Black Friday, like

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<v Speaker 2>it's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Our family, we love our birken Stocks, right, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>a wearing Berkenstons for years. However, I don't know why

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<v Speaker 2>they are so expensive. You know, it's a cork footbed.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if the price of cork right now,

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<v Speaker 2>listen to what's going on with the Dale Jones at

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<v Speaker 2>six o'clock in my favorite business news roundup with pantsy,

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<v Speaker 2>but nothing about the price of cork. Even the Black

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<v Speaker 2>Friday souse. These Birkenstocks are still so expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Both my girls wanted Birkenstocks, of course, two different styles

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<v Speaker 2>that had to go on two different websites.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, one of my, oh my god, this is like

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<v Speaker 1>half price. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I was rushing around Sunday. I put it in a basket. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>they go back to that basket. Price has gone back up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I thought it was like, you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>Vatican is a sovereign state. I thought, the basket. Once

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<v Speaker 2>it's in there, it's a sovereign state. It can't be

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<v Speaker 2>taken out, or the price can't The price is price

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<v Speaker 2>in yes, price surging were they doing? We buy tickets now?

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<v Speaker 2>But they dynamic pricing on boken stocks?

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<v Speaker 6>When would it end?

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<v Speaker 7>Like if you if you locked it in on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 7>say you don't come back back for two three months,

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<v Speaker 7>Are you still expecting your price to be locked in?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't, but surely twenty four hours come on.

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<v Speaker 6>That's how they get you, those Germans in the birken Stocks.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how it wasn't on their website.

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<v Speaker 2>It was another sort of independent website that I couldn't determine.

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<v Speaker 1>I then try and find out.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I have a look where it going and

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of these people before. I then go

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<v Speaker 2>in too, con scroll down and find out about just

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<v Speaker 2>to see are they I don't know why I trust

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<v Speaker 2>it more if they're in this country.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel reassured at least the reason why actually if

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<v Speaker 2>they're shifting that it only happens outside of Australia. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just feel like, if I aren't gonna be ripped off,

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<v Speaker 2>I want it done by my own people.

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<v Speaker 6>Support Australian scammers.

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<v Speaker 2>These foreign scammers coming over taking our scammers jobs.

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<v Speaker 6>Spang out order, let's March on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>Rio. Are you a Monday Winter or a loser?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm also a loser.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm starting to realize that the house that me and

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<v Speaker 7>my partner Will bought isn't you know, a lovely house

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<v Speaker 7>for the two of us to enjoy, but in fact,

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<v Speaker 7>is just a hotel for his friends and family to

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<v Speaker 7>stay at indefinitely until the end of time. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 7>and I am just a humble innkeeper, tending to their

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<v Speaker 7>needs because we've only is Will your partners?

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<v Speaker 1>He more social than you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he has more friends than me, and he loves.

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<v Speaker 1>What I found out yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>No matter if it's a heterosexual relationship or it's gay guys. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>someone is in charge because I'm giving away my family

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<v Speaker 2>couch later on, and I said to Rich do you

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<v Speaker 2>want it?

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<v Speaker 1>First?

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<v Speaker 2>To was that I just need to check with Will,

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<v Speaker 2>And I said to my wife, Oh, actually, they're also

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<v Speaker 2>like us.

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<v Speaker 1>There's always someone who's in charge. Yes, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>they just call them a top. But no, like the

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<v Speaker 1>top end of town. That's what.

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<v Speaker 6>Sometimes amazing tops.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very different business, just ready for that domain.

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<v Speaker 2>But is he more social than you?

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<v Speaker 7>Generally speaking, he is the decision maker in the couple.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't have clearance to make any decisions whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's like, yeah, so running a business where you've

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<v Speaker 2>got to run any purchase over fifty dollars with you,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a chief executive.

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<v Speaker 7>He's a chief executive. And he is taking full advantage

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<v Speaker 7>of this house. He's got his dad coming tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's thirty I know.

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<v Speaker 7>And then we moved in on Friday, and then on

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<v Speaker 7>Wednesday as soon as his dad leaves, he's got three

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<v Speaker 7>of his friends staying from Wednesday till Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's up there.

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<v Speaker 7>Well okay, and of course I don't have any clearance

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<v Speaker 7>to make any decision making.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not running the richest here where.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, it does feel like that. That's three plus days,

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<v Speaker 6>and you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it.

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<v Speaker 7>This was his plan all along. And I didn't twig

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<v Speaker 7>because he used to talk about, oh, we used to

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<v Speaker 7>be in a one bedroom apartment, or we can never

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<v Speaker 7>have people over, they can never stay. I'd love to

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<v Speaker 7>have my parents have a blah blah blah. Now I

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<v Speaker 7>know the only reason he wanted this house. This is

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<v Speaker 7>his plan coming to fruition, and I'm the sucker holding

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<v Speaker 7>the bag.

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<v Speaker 2>That is stressful when you have people staying at your place,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>And also about you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Unless it's an emergency, I don't want to stay over

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<v Speaker 2>at somebody else's house.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're like, are they up yet?

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<v Speaker 6>I wish you were Will's dad.

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<v Speaker 1>All day up yet? I want to go and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>have a coffee or am I going to wake them up?

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<v Speaker 1>What time do they get up?

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<v Speaker 2>And then once we had some friends stay over and

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<v Speaker 2>it was about half ten eleven and they still hadn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Got up, and he got about twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife said, hey, Chris, how about he just got

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<v Speaker 2>a bang on the door and just say is everything

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<v Speaker 2>okay in there? I kind of a strange and to

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<v Speaker 2>say anyway, I go near the door, it's very clear

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<v Speaker 2>that they are, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, having a good time.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh hotel.

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<v Speaker 9>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I'm too scared to go back and tell my

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<v Speaker 2>wife because I'm like, you should probably make me go

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<v Speaker 2>and interrupt them, throw some cold water on like you

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<v Speaker 2>would find now anyway.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's just awkward, not in the middle of the

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<v Speaker 5>day especially.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the way that Patsy has hours under the

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<v Speaker 2>cover of darkness.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, there's a nookie curfew about that cat curfew.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't be doing it until before seven.

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<v Speaker 6>Pm until sundown.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a day of rest and worship.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell Show, Christian Town Rio. This is just the beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>When me and my ex wife bought a house close

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<v Speaker 2>to her family, they were over all the time. They

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<v Speaker 2>used to mow my lawn while I was at work.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bonus. That's mop the floors, and even which

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<v Speaker 2>I find really weird, they used to do my washing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh take that.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's why she's my ex. Oh my god, you

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<v Speaker 2>should have kept Yeah, that's a good thing there. That

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<v Speaker 2>is a good thing. As I said, Rio, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>a beginning. We're asking, how is your day, yesterda your

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<v Speaker 2>Monday winner or loser? Yeah, Christian, yesterday got my new home,

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<v Speaker 2>picked up the keys. Yesterday I came home. Sadly my

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<v Speaker 2>dog had passed away. I had her for fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>But Ivy did not like change. She knew something was happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry to hear that, but maybe it was that

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<v Speaker 2>was her end of her journey with you. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>my house, but I've lost my best friend. But I've

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<v Speaker 2>gained freedom. I'm almost forty, freedom from Ivy the dog's.

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<v Speaker 4>Freedom from renting. Perhaps.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, you're right, Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian, I had a big win. Yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I was told I needed a new hip replacement. However,

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday got called back in the orthopedic surgeon had anotherok.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you don't he's a big win.

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<v Speaker 2>Was he look at someone else's hip? I tell her

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<v Speaker 2>what these hips they don't like? Will I will have

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<v Speaker 2>an injection using my own blood to heal the air.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, I didn't know he could do. That's incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>Great need is Michelle The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we're into the last ten shows or nine

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<v Speaker 2>shows now with you of the year. We've got ten

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<v Speaker 2>days of ian esmus thanks to Ian Essen, higher upgrade

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<v Speaker 2>your kitchen, bathroom and laundry before the festive season.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's now go live to the North Pole, where Barry

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<v Speaker 1>Clause is ready to give away today's star prize. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, though he won't speak to us until we

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<v Speaker 1>play his song.

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<v Speaker 10>Fair re Clauses come in at doesn fair.

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<v Speaker 6>Reclauses come in a test making a list.

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<v Speaker 7>You's truckers with giftswashers and drives and a bloody beet bridge.

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<v Speaker 10>Fairy clauses come in a down stoping at the pub

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<v Speaker 10>or the Crown.

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<v Speaker 11>Barry Claus is coming to ten all right.

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<v Speaker 1>The satellite is imposition. Can you hear me? Barry Clause?

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<v Speaker 9>All loud and clean? Mister O'Connell, how a big fella?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's interesting because your song there you sound like

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<v Speaker 2>a Cockney and then when I'm chatting to you now

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<v Speaker 2>you sound Australian.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you work for a while in the UK? Barry?

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<v Speaker 12>Yes, I did spend a lot of time in London,

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<v Speaker 12>like a lot of Australians.

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<v Speaker 1>Says that you're in a guy Ritchie sort of movie

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<v Speaker 1>in that song.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, sometimes the accent dream and out between Bogan and me,

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<v Speaker 7>I think I'm dialed in today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well that's good news. That is good news. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday we had the Quaddorf fridge.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing price, beautiful, huge, glorious fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>What have you got for us today in the inns

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<v Speaker 2>warehouse that you got out there that you now work out?

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<v Speaker 12>We have an absolute ripper mate, We've got a high

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<v Speaker 12>ten kilow dark front low washing machine valued up to

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<v Speaker 12>one thousand, one hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, now tell me this.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't stand it when I you know, I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to quick wash. I don't want to have something

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<v Speaker 2>in there front our and half. I'm a busy executive.

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<v Speaker 9>You are, you are, You're a busy man. You ever

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<v Speaker 9>got time to wait around for you?

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing deals. I'm doing deals.

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<v Speaker 9>You're always selling Christians.

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<v Speaker 1>So always be closing.

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<v Speaker 9>That's what it is. Luckily, the higher washing machine can

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<v Speaker 9>do a loading under thirty minutes. That's less than a

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<v Speaker 9>TV show episode.

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<v Speaker 1>To compare it.

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<v Speaker 2>TV show episode. Okay, so it's a front loader. The

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<v Speaker 2>best way to do your washing exactly.

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<v Speaker 9>None of it is the top loader. Nonsense.

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<v Speaker 1>You go right in through the front, that's it. You

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<v Speaker 1>just bend and shove it in. That's what I always say.

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<v Speaker 2>Just at all the close in and then slam that door,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you stick a TV show on by the

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<v Speaker 2>time they're planning the credits ding the little thing singing

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<v Speaker 2>to you, and you go and get it out.

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<v Speaker 1>In case anyone's not familiar with how you actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Use alrighty, now, how we giving this away?

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<v Speaker 1>Barry.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, we've come up with a great game with a

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<v Speaker 9>great mate.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it.

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<v Speaker 9>It's called give me the frontie?

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<v Speaker 11>You.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the satellite was on the fritz there, Shanna said,

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<v Speaker 2>give me the frontie. It's obviously not that a show.

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<v Speaker 2>The producers would have worked harder. What have we got there.

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<v Speaker 9>It's called give me the frontie. You heard right.

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<v Speaker 12>If you want a frontie, we'll give it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>What an offer?

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<v Speaker 4>That's aggressive?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So if you want a front loading wash machine calling now,

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<v Speaker 2>the lines are open thirteen fifty five twenty two, Barry,

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<v Speaker 2>we speak to you in a couple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 9>See you there.

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<v Speaker 2>And Barry just maybe been on a post that note

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<v Speaker 2>you're Australian. You're not from the East end of London

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<v Speaker 2>in a Guy Richie show. Okay, not Tom Hardy, Barry

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<v Speaker 2>clause The.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So the next two weeks, big prizes every single day

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<v Speaker 2>thanks to Ian s and higher upgrade your kitchen, bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>and laundry before the festive season. Now we've got this

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<v Speaker 2>front loading washing machine to give away. And I'm looking

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<v Speaker 2>at all the details here, all the callers that are

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<v Speaker 2>lined up and there's someone who was online three and

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<v Speaker 2>it said her frontie is broken, the seal has gone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just too it's just too much. Then there's Mitchell

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<v Speaker 2>is online seven. His dog has a weien problem. These

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<v Speaker 2>are our listeners and Australia. You're very lucky because you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to meet them next year. With his dog with

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<v Speaker 2>the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Just goes to me. The dog even whiz on the

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<v Speaker 1>washing machine.

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<v Speaker 2>What we do not need to wait people up with

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<v Speaker 2>top notch content like that? All right, there's one point

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<v Speaker 2>channel rio. Let's fire up the satellite and go back

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<v Speaker 2>live to the not Coockney. He's remembered he's an Australian.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that you bar because.

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<v Speaker 9>It is mere.

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<v Speaker 2>Slips character there, Well the morning, just closing that curtain,

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<v Speaker 2>putting Wizard of Oz back behind it.

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<v Speaker 1>Slick operation. All right. So it's a front loaded washing machine,

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<v Speaker 1>is it, Barry.

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<v Speaker 9>It's a beauty.

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<v Speaker 7>It's a higher ten kilo duck front load washing machine.

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<v Speaker 7>It even has the convenience of ultra fresh air.

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<v Speaker 9>So say goodbye to sail air. We're bringing the fresh

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<v Speaker 9>stuff to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow wee. Let's get a Carol here, Good morning, Carol.

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<v Speaker 12>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 13>Give me a fantee.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the situation at home with your current frontie?

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<v Speaker 13>Well, my current's FRONTI every time I do a load,

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<v Speaker 13>it dances out of the laundry, so I have to

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<v Speaker 13>jiggle it back next time. I want to do about

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<v Speaker 13>a load. And I've got a houseful, so there's at

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<v Speaker 13>least two loads of washing Dundale.

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<v Speaker 2>So who's in the house with you? Who's at home Carol?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's around at yours? The kid's still there?

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<v Speaker 13>Oh yeah, yeah yeah. I don't know whether I'm being

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<v Speaker 13>a good mum or a bad mum, but my thirty

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<v Speaker 13>year old and my thirty five year old is still

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<v Speaker 13>living at home.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making it too easy for them.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, I think I am. I think I am. And

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<v Speaker 13>then we've got two dogs and two cats.

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<v Speaker 1>When will they leave home?

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<v Speaker 2>Cats and doctors lounging around and get a job? Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>you ain't paying no rent, marry job.

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<v Speaker 13>They had got jobs, That's the whole thing. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 13>I love the company, I love having them at home,

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<v Speaker 13>but it's the washing machine that's really stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well the kids are teenagers who are in their thirties.

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<v Speaker 2>This is constant washing, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what Carol.

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<v Speaker 2>We've heard your case. Barry causes in tears, aren't you Berry.

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<v Speaker 9>I I'm sorry that, Carol. You got to kick him out.

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<v Speaker 13>Give me the washing shame. The kids might go.

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<v Speaker 3>To work.

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<v Speaker 13>Okay, okay, I'll say them.

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<v Speaker 6>Carol.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got a brand new frontee. Oh my god, Carol,

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<v Speaker 2>it's yours. It's an early Christmas present, brilliant. You've got

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<v Speaker 2>a brand new front loader. Not just anyone. We're going

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<v Speaker 2>to take you higher once more with a ten K

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<v Speaker 2>front loader that's got clean ass air.

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<v Speaker 13>Clean here. That's got me confused there, But anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>But listen, once you start using it, you probably feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you're at top of a lot of Swiss Alps

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<v Speaker 2>or something. You know, you'd be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>that fresh air just rolling in right now from this

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<v Speaker 2>higher ten K front loader. Carol, have a lovely Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>you and your family. Thanks you calling the show, you.

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<v Speaker 13>Too, Thank you so much, Thank you, Goal pleasure, thank

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<v Speaker 13>you very claws.

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<v Speaker 9>You're welcome, Carol.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you are there yet? A little bit?

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<v Speaker 2>M I A in the last five minutes. We need

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<v Speaker 2>some coffee for Barry. Now, Barry, just before before we

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<v Speaker 2>rebeat you out.

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<v Speaker 1>The studio.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we giving away tomorrow? Where do we go tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 2>What else have you got?

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<v Speaker 9>Well, we've got to wash it today?

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<v Speaker 1>That mean no, no, no, we're going We're going back

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<v Speaker 1>to Cockney again. We're going back to Cockney again. Oh don.

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<v Speaker 12>We've got a higher ten kilogram dark hip pop dryer

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<v Speaker 12>valued in one thousand and five hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, we were washing the clothes, were drying the clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>What an arc of this week?

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<v Speaker 9>It's a beautiful town.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Time for this week's Things that make you go gurr.

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<v Speaker 5>It needs to make you go get me started today,

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<v Speaker 12>You go.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>Things that make me go gurr. When you text you

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<v Speaker 2>a Network time wastee, you know it's a gold and

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<v Speaker 2>Rio gives it a bronze.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, it is subjective. One man's goal in another man's bronze.

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<v Speaker 1>That's life, my friend.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm a very fair and accurate judge. Sorry, especially if

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<v Speaker 7>you're getting a bronze. It definitely wasn't a gold. Maybe

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<v Speaker 7>if it was a silver.

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<v Speaker 2>Tough love there this morning coming from Rio me, good

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<v Speaker 2>morning MEA things make Google Guru Those obnoxiously oversized mirrors

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<v Speaker 2>on already oversized cars.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the huge site mirrors.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh yeah me and now goes to a CAP's

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<v Speaker 2>lock and rightly so, dude. If you need a truck

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<v Speaker 2>sized mirror to see your car around a corner, get

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<v Speaker 2>a spec Savers will get a new car. I'm with you, mirror,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm with you, Mia. I love this song filmed Glenn Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing makes you go girl When someone arrives late with

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<v Speaker 2>a takeaway coffee in hand. You could have been on

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<v Speaker 2>time if you didn't stop for that coffee, and.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have got me one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know exactly. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, be late,

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<v Speaker 2>but give give me something. Yes, Christian, you you're a

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<v Speaker 2>cat lover. Does this happen with Larry? When you step

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<v Speaker 2>over the cat Just as you're halfway through the move,

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<v Speaker 2>the cat suddenly moves every single time.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right.

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<v Speaker 2>They know what they're doing. They're working in cahoots with

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<v Speaker 2>my family. I think to claim in the insurance if

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<v Speaker 2>I fall down the stairs. It looks natural.

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<v Speaker 1>Rhea. What's the thing for you that makes you go guru?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, the Australian cricket team have given me a lot

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<v Speaker 7>over the past ten days. But I do have a

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<v Speaker 7>big gripe with them that I need to share.

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<v Speaker 6>The English cricket team.

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<v Speaker 7>Shirts all tucked in, they all look very proper, all

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<v Speaker 7>very well put together. The Australian team a team of

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<v Speaker 7>cereal scruffy collars.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm working.

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<v Speaker 2>This is cricket. It's a game of order history. The

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<v Speaker 2>esthetics matter.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, it is a gentlemanly game.

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<v Speaker 7>And especially manus our number three batsmen, your collar is

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<v Speaker 7>always scruffy.

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<v Speaker 6>I just want to reach you out through the TV

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<v Speaker 6>scream and flick it back down.

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<v Speaker 7>Especially they've got a little yellow underside of it, so

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<v Speaker 7>it really stands out.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it does once you see it. You can't see it, yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Observation like to protect his neck from the sun.

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<v Speaker 6>Though No, no it's not. It's not fully popped up.

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<v Speaker 7>It's just like a little side or a little this

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<v Speaker 7>one keeping high up for it on Thursday. You will

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<v Speaker 7>notice a scruffy collar standards.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially in the game of crickets.

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<v Speaker 2>And thank you though for everything that the England cricket

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<v Speaker 2>team have capitulated on uniform standards, isn't one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they look pristine, They always look pristine. They're well presented.

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<v Speaker 1>As the game demands.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a game of you know, neatness and tweediness and

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<v Speaker 2>precisions stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>The Aussies do look very scarffy.

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<v Speaker 2>They look like, you know, some eighteen year old lads

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<v Speaker 2>who are going left formal.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's borrow Dad's suit isn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite fit right, Yeah, the tiesal one key, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's got the little peanut that the proper winds are

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<v Speaker 2>not hands onneyed.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like a nearly forty degree day and they're wearing

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<v Speaker 5>those thick cable knit Yeah jumpers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. History demands it. History demands it.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe in the UK, not here.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like you're aready making an excuse me going

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<v Speaker 2>to lose this weekend that cable knit sweater, Alex. What's

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<v Speaker 2>it if you mate things that make yougo guru?

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<v Speaker 8>When you go to the trouble of making a pot

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<v Speaker 8>of tea, not the tea bag, a pot of tea

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<v Speaker 8>and someone jumps the gun, doesn't let the tea stew

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<v Speaker 8>long enough, and it tastes all watery and wake.

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<v Speaker 1>And they talk you to a talk in my language.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, start the elegance in the game of cricket,

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<v Speaker 2>and now the right kind of rules with tea. You're

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<v Speaker 2>right when it comes out and it's all too milky,

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<v Speaker 2>teas revolting.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got to be at least five minutes. And also,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're going to be using a tea bot, here's

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<v Speaker 2>how it works. You always have one tea bag for

0:27:00.525 --> 0:27:02.045
<v Speaker 2>each person who's going to be drinking from it, so

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<v Speaker 2>there's two of you. Then you know, two two tea bags.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you have what I always was raised to have,

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<v Speaker 2>one as a gift to the pot itself.

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<v Speaker 1>Out, so you need do you do that? Yes? One

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<v Speaker 1>for the pots? Well, are you darling? One for myself?

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<v Speaker 1>You go.

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<v Speaker 8>Bunny's dad always jumps the gun, always pause it too early.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, you've got to be waiting at least three

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<v Speaker 2>to five minutes, and then I will give it three

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<v Speaker 2>rotational clockwise, stirs as well, then put the lid back on.

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<v Speaker 8>Then poor, well really, and do you pour it all

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<v Speaker 8>in one go or do you put it back a bit?

0:27:34.445 --> 0:27:39.325
<v Speaker 2>I pour that delicious in this breakfast or berries all

0:27:39.325 --> 0:27:41.085
<v Speaker 2>in one go? Is if you like some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>you know, tom cruise and cocktail.

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<v Speaker 8>I sort of do it once and then I'd put

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<v Speaker 8>it back again, just the steward a bit more and

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<v Speaker 8>then back in again.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what, maybe next year we should get

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<v Speaker 2>designed some spoke Christian o'connells show.

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<v Speaker 1>Just give away some tea pots. People would love those.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, can you make bespoke ones? Could someone do that?

0:28:08.965 --> 0:28:10.965
<v Speaker 2>Just suddenly got this image of Josh, you joined the

0:28:10.965 --> 0:28:14.605
<v Speaker 2>show yesterday from reception, suddenly just sort of painting them.

0:28:16.205 --> 0:28:18.445
<v Speaker 2>You listen, you got to start in radio somewhere, Josh.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, painting teapots is a good break for some

0:28:21.085 --> 0:28:21.525
<v Speaker 2>young kid.

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<v Speaker 6>That's where all the best dj started.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how Stern started doing it, you know, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Thing to make you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl, the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I've just actually just googled bespoke tailor

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<v Speaker 2>made teapots. I've come up with a design for the

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell's show teapots for next year. Let me picch

0:28:47.165 --> 0:28:50.565
<v Speaker 2>it to you, guys. It's a teapot that are that

0:28:50.605 --> 0:28:54.205
<v Speaker 2>looks like a radio. So the spout is the antenna,

0:28:55.045 --> 0:28:58.005
<v Speaker 2>the lid is like the tuning die. Obviously it's old

0:28:58.005 --> 0:29:00.205
<v Speaker 2>fashioned radio. Do you know when you just have to

0:29:00.245 --> 0:29:03.965
<v Speaker 2>tune the radio. Then suddenly the cracker would stop and

0:29:04.005 --> 0:29:07.285
<v Speaker 2>you'd hear someone's voice and stuff like that. I need

0:29:07.325 --> 0:29:10.285
<v Speaker 2>to find someone listen will somewhere. Some of the prices

0:29:10.325 --> 0:29:12.405
<v Speaker 2>I've seen it too expensive for this show's budget. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't need bone china ones. We need some cheap poe

0:29:15.205 --> 0:29:18.765
<v Speaker 2>alternative ceramical. What's even cheaper than that?

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<v Speaker 6>Cheaper than cheaper than clay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure you got any plastic ones.

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<v Speaker 7>But what about for the handle? That's going to be

0:29:28.205 --> 0:29:31.685
<v Speaker 7>a searingly hot radio to pick up? It needs some

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<v Speaker 7>sort of handle.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, some A lot of those radios they have some

0:29:35.725 --> 0:29:40.765
<v Speaker 2>kind of carry thing, don't they. Yes, Yes, so Rio,

0:29:40.885 --> 0:29:42.325
<v Speaker 2>let me just put it back to you the handle.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the handle problem solved? Yeah? Maybe that's the show

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<v Speaker 1>details or the website or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there our socials hashtag Sharon like subscribe.

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<v Speaker 1>Kristian things.

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<v Speaker 2>You may go Guru now, Rio marks on the time

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<v Speaker 2>whist they're coming for your heart today, by the way, Rio.

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<v Speaker 6>Bring it on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. There've been days though when you go gold plus

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<v Speaker 2>and then he gives the big price to someone who

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<v Speaker 2>just got a gold Yes, we are li Christian and

0:30:09.365 --> 0:30:10.165
<v Speaker 2>making notes.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, that did happen once there was a It happens

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<v Speaker 7>a lot. Sometimes I get flustered at the end of

0:30:17.005 --> 0:30:17.325
<v Speaker 7>the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the old old mate used to do well. He

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<v Speaker 1>was flustered during the whole show.

0:30:21.525 --> 0:30:25.125
<v Speaker 2>He was flustered from Six Christian things that make me

0:30:25.205 --> 0:30:28.365
<v Speaker 2>go grow and no one uses their indicators anymore. That's

0:30:28.365 --> 0:30:31.765
<v Speaker 2>from Derek Naturally. Christian things that drives me crazy is

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<v Speaker 2>the office manager at the school I working turns down

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<v Speaker 2>the temperature on our giant mega tea earn because she

0:30:38.325 --> 0:30:40.405
<v Speaker 2>doesn't feel it needs to be boiling all day and

0:30:40.445 --> 0:30:41.565
<v Speaker 2>it costs sense.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, when I go.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got we're on white people like that, it's your

0:30:46.725 --> 0:30:49.885
<v Speaker 2>boss called Sue. Then I make a Are I going

0:30:49.965 --> 0:30:54.445
<v Speaker 2>to make a cup of tea? Oh and if my

0:30:54.525 --> 0:30:55.805
<v Speaker 2>teacher so I'm busy, I have to go to you

0:30:55.845 --> 0:30:57.925
<v Speaker 2>and get a quick cup of tea. Immediately a deep,

0:30:58.045 --> 0:31:00.125
<v Speaker 2>deep breath. That's just my happy thing. For a couple

0:31:00.125 --> 0:31:02.965
<v Speaker 2>of seconds, sip of that tea nearly split it across

0:31:02.965 --> 0:31:04.725
<v Speaker 2>the room because God no, it's lukewarm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, ruins my day and the kids end up.

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<v Speaker 2>With a grum pe teacher. Christian thing makes me go good?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even realize it, but apparently when I'm chewing

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<v Speaker 2>foods loudly, my partner tells me up, but she choos

0:31:22.485 --> 0:31:25.885
<v Speaker 2>chips loud like, come on, babe, you can't tell me off?

0:31:27.245 --> 0:31:28.685
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? Why don't we start.

0:31:28.445 --> 0:31:31.525
<v Speaker 2>A weekly feature where people can tell their partners off.

0:31:32.325 --> 0:31:33.965
<v Speaker 1>And I'm happy to do that on air.

0:31:34.165 --> 0:31:37.445
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I know what this show is about, unity, about

0:31:37.445 --> 0:31:40.005
<v Speaker 2>bringing people together, but maybe just once a week, just

0:31:40.045 --> 0:31:41.085
<v Speaker 2>add a little bit division.

0:31:41.285 --> 0:31:43.645
<v Speaker 7>Yes, no, no, no, it's healthy to get things out

0:31:43.685 --> 0:31:43.885
<v Speaker 7>of there.

0:31:44.045 --> 0:31:45.965
<v Speaker 2>Caleb here once says, you know, just have a little

0:31:46.045 --> 0:31:48.205
<v Speaker 2>you know, just me to have a go as missus Like,

0:31:48.365 --> 0:31:51.365
<v Speaker 2>come on, babe, you can't say that Caleb's chewing noisy

0:31:51.445 --> 0:31:53.685
<v Speaker 2>when when you have hot chips, it's a party in

0:31:53.725 --> 0:31:58.685
<v Speaker 2>them up, We're all invited. Calen, what's the thing that

0:31:58.725 --> 0:31:59.645
<v Speaker 2>makes you go go mate?

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<v Speaker 14>The thing that makes me go gir right now is

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<v Speaker 14>the fact that we've hitt into summer, which means that

0:32:05.285 --> 0:32:09.085
<v Speaker 14>I am going to have to mow my lawn every

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<v Speaker 14>single weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>And I have a huge block. So we've just bought

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<v Speaker 4>a house and.

0:32:14.125 --> 0:32:22.725
<v Speaker 1>Fancy and I am complete Mayors of web.

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<v Speaker 14>Understand, I'm not loaded I did where I did.

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<v Speaker 4>Buy, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Where we gets a bad old rep.

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<v Speaker 4>We really do, We really really.

0:32:36.645 --> 0:32:38.725
<v Speaker 2>Pats lives there. So that's like you know that it's

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<v Speaker 2>a double blow immediately.

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<v Speaker 8>Isn't it The first thing people said when we moved

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<v Speaker 8>to melwan dog go to.

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<v Speaker 5>It is a massive block, though, Caitlyn, You've got a

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<v Speaker 5>huge like traditional.

0:32:51.165 --> 0:32:55.565
<v Speaker 1>Block outdoor Saunay, you know, still.

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<v Speaker 4>Waiting for the invite for that.

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<v Speaker 14>And because it's an older house, it only covers half

0:33:00.045 --> 0:33:01.565
<v Speaker 14>the block, so the other half is all.

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<v Speaker 1>Down to abbey essentially. Don't you get right on?

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<v Speaker 14>I know, I wish thousands of dollars whereas.

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<v Speaker 6>You've got so much money. Yeah, you couple.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, why don't if it's such a large, big ass block,

0:33:16.645 --> 0:33:18.725
<v Speaker 2>why don't you rent it out to campus's camp sign

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<v Speaker 2>got that infrared sauna.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite packaged.

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<v Speaker 2>You to work together. You can have caravans on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe have a festival as well.

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<v Speaker 1>We are going to actually you could undercut.

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<v Speaker 2>The old Wary Mansions's backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I'm gonna make a note of a festival.

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<v Speaker 2>My panel will die weary fast in bread Fest Kissing

0:33:49.165 --> 0:33:54.045
<v Speaker 2>Cousins Fest. It is one of the one of the

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<v Speaker 2>one of the joys of winters that you don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to cut the grass. It just maintains that that sort

0:33:59.485 --> 0:34:02.405
<v Speaker 2>of length is perfectly you're right with summer. And and

0:34:02.485 --> 0:34:04.245
<v Speaker 2>also you've got a dog, same as me, Kate, and

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<v Speaker 2>you you don't go out and cut the grass. You've

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<v Speaker 2>gotta go and mind sweep otherwise. And I've done this

0:34:10.525 --> 0:34:15.404
<v Speaker 2>summy times. Suddenly you hit a hidden, fun sized mars

0:34:15.445 --> 0:34:18.205
<v Speaker 2>bar and that roby dispatches it all over your bare

0:34:18.285 --> 0:34:18.685
<v Speaker 2>legs and.

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<v Speaker 4>The smell of.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, but we're having to do it like literally once

0:34:24.365 --> 0:34:26.405
<v Speaker 14>a week, So we'll mow it and I reckon the

0:34:26.445 --> 0:34:28.565
<v Speaker 14>next day. It's already grown an inch. And it's the

0:34:28.605 --> 0:34:31.605
<v Speaker 14>one thing that fucking does my head in because.

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<v Speaker 1>My part you don't do it city.

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<v Speaker 2>Down my freaking I'm sitting here on my rocking chair

0:34:50.885 --> 0:34:55.125
<v Speaker 2>of stoop chine the tobacco with a shotgun.

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<v Speaker 6>I got my gator.

0:34:59.005 --> 0:34:59.125
<v Speaker 10>Here.

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<v Speaker 1>What what it does? What does what you're going?

0:35:04.045 --> 0:35:04.325
<v Speaker 11>Girl?

0:35:04.485 --> 0:35:09.605
<v Speaker 1>You preach? That's the way that Katee is just discovered.

0:35:10.285 --> 0:35:19.885
<v Speaker 15>Grass, mate, grass grows, grass grows thees a lot.

0:35:21.925 --> 0:35:23.765
<v Speaker 1>What is the last thing that drives you crazy?

0:35:24.525 --> 0:35:25.085
<v Speaker 4>What do you mean?

0:35:25.565 --> 0:35:29.685
<v Speaker 1>Well, you went it just oh sorry, that was like

0:35:29.725 --> 0:35:31.565
<v Speaker 1>a kind of spoken mic drop.

0:35:31.685 --> 0:35:32.325
<v Speaker 14>Yes exactly.

0:35:32.445 --> 0:35:34.245
<v Speaker 1>I'm all right, okay, Now I love.

0:35:34.205 --> 0:35:39.525
<v Speaker 3>That Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:35:40.005 --> 0:35:42.165
<v Speaker 2>It's been googling things that you can see from space.

0:35:42.205 --> 0:35:44.965
<v Speaker 2>Obviously it's a great Water China and it's Caitlin's backyard.

0:35:45.245 --> 0:35:45.805
<v Speaker 1>The other thing.

0:35:47.405 --> 0:35:53.485
<v Speaker 2>Obviously slily bigger than the Great Water China. This is

0:35:53.485 --> 0:35:56.364
<v Speaker 2>a lovely message, Christian. I'm Mal Simpson up and listen

0:35:56.365 --> 0:35:59.444
<v Speaker 2>to you via the podcast since earlier this year. I'm

0:35:59.445 --> 0:36:02.365
<v Speaker 2>blind and I live in the outer Northwest suburbs of

0:36:02.405 --> 0:36:04.844
<v Speaker 2>Sydney and in the footballs or the Blue Mountains. Looking

0:36:04.845 --> 0:36:07.165
<v Speaker 2>forward to you guys coming here next years. Been a

0:36:07.165 --> 0:36:08.965
<v Speaker 2>tough few years. Listen to you in the team always

0:36:08.965 --> 0:36:11.165
<v Speaker 2>brings a spar to my face. However, I'd love to

0:36:11.205 --> 0:36:15.525
<v Speaker 2>hear a lot more of Caitlin on the podcast. That's great,

0:36:15.525 --> 0:36:18.765
<v Speaker 2>you're right, keep her on the podcast and less on.

0:36:18.845 --> 0:36:21.404
<v Speaker 1>The big show. You're quite right.

0:36:21.605 --> 0:36:24.045
<v Speaker 2>We could have more of those ideas that she comes

0:36:24.125 --> 0:36:26.485
<v Speaker 2>up with. The big idea she pitched last week of

0:36:26.525 --> 0:36:28.485
<v Speaker 2>a big phone in for an hour of how Long

0:36:28.525 --> 0:36:31.165
<v Speaker 2>did you Wait for your flight? Let's have that as

0:36:31.205 --> 0:36:35.765
<v Speaker 2>a podcast. Extra great idea. Have you time I hear

0:36:35.765 --> 0:36:37.845
<v Speaker 2>a bubbly, outgoing voice, it makes me smile.

0:36:37.885 --> 0:36:39.525
<v Speaker 1>We all feel all that too. That's lovely.

0:36:39.565 --> 0:36:42.245
<v Speaker 2>Male things make me go Guru Christian. I can say

0:36:42.285 --> 0:36:44.125
<v Speaker 2>I'm blind, so I have a support marker. When she

0:36:44.165 --> 0:36:47.245
<v Speaker 2>takes from the the shop assistant always addresses my support

0:36:47.285 --> 0:36:50.285
<v Speaker 2>work instead of me, like I'm invisible. The worst thing

0:36:50.325 --> 0:36:52.965
<v Speaker 2>is this that when people just stop suddenly in the street,

0:36:53.005 --> 0:36:55.285
<v Speaker 2>that drives all of us mad, and then my support

0:36:55.325 --> 0:36:57.125
<v Speaker 2>work has to guide me around them while they just

0:36:57.165 --> 0:36:57.965
<v Speaker 2>stand and stare.

0:36:58.445 --> 0:36:58.845
<v Speaker 1>I reckon.

0:36:58.845 --> 0:37:00.845
<v Speaker 2>If I had a support worker like Caitlin for a

0:37:00.965 --> 0:37:04.565
<v Speaker 2>day and that loud personality of hers, she probably sought

0:37:04.565 --> 0:37:06.885
<v Speaker 2>out a few of these rude shop assistants and a

0:37:06.965 --> 0:37:11.005
<v Speaker 2>few footpath dwellers. Hey listen, if you want me to

0:37:11.485 --> 0:37:15.645
<v Speaker 2>lend Caitlin to you for the day, happy to do.

0:37:15.525 --> 0:37:22.165
<v Speaker 1>That a week. Hey, come on, we need the mac

0:37:22.245 --> 0:37:24.325
<v Speaker 1>attack we do all right now?

0:37:24.325 --> 0:37:27.685
<v Speaker 2>Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, what have we stepped on?

0:37:28.085 --> 0:37:35.965
<v Speaker 1>Play the audio company?

0:37:36.005 --> 0:37:51.005
<v Speaker 2>Heart step up let gangster Shug? What a tune just

0:37:51.005 --> 0:37:52.925
<v Speaker 2>just fires you up to them? All right, guys, what

0:37:53.045 --> 0:37:54.965
<v Speaker 2>have you trot? What have you stepped on?

0:37:55.005 --> 0:37:57.565
<v Speaker 1>Pats wild animal fish.

0:37:57.765 --> 0:37:59.005
<v Speaker 4>I have stepped.

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<v Speaker 1>On a rival's next.

0:38:03.525 --> 0:38:06.965
<v Speaker 5>A sting ray once up in Queensland in the shallows

0:38:06.965 --> 0:38:09.605
<v Speaker 5>of the water, and it was obviously very very docile.

0:38:09.685 --> 0:38:10.645
<v Speaker 4>This thing was massive.

0:38:10.685 --> 0:38:15.845
<v Speaker 5>It was like a meet up, a dosele mode loading

0:38:15.885 --> 0:38:17.205
<v Speaker 5>around and the.

0:38:17.125 --> 0:38:19.924
<v Speaker 2>Afternoon and a little bit dozy having a little nap

0:38:19.925 --> 0:38:21.005
<v Speaker 2>there in the shallow she was.

0:38:21.005 --> 0:38:24.045
<v Speaker 5>Having a little siesta and I've walked in and stepped

0:38:24.085 --> 0:38:26.405
<v Speaker 5>on him and I thought, oh my god, I didn't

0:38:26.405 --> 0:38:28.205
<v Speaker 5>see him. I just saw like this shadow of this

0:38:28.685 --> 0:38:31.844
<v Speaker 5>diamond shape with its tail, and he was obviously very

0:38:31.845 --> 0:38:33.925
<v Speaker 5>friendly because he kind of just floated off after I

0:38:33.965 --> 0:38:34.844
<v Speaker 5>took my foot off him.

0:38:35.085 --> 0:38:37.685
<v Speaker 6>It was crazy. He feared you.

0:38:37.845 --> 0:38:39.404
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, probably probably had.

0:38:39.325 --> 0:38:44.085
<v Speaker 1>That first foot throats. It's a warning warning shot.

0:38:44.365 --> 0:38:46.805
<v Speaker 4>I've also stood on a nail once when I was

0:38:46.805 --> 0:38:47.205
<v Speaker 4>a kid.

0:38:48.045 --> 0:38:51.964
<v Speaker 2>Like that was on remember anything rusty that cut the skin.

0:38:52.045 --> 0:38:54.765
<v Speaker 2>We always rushed to hospital to go and have the tatness.

0:38:55.325 --> 0:38:59.245
<v Speaker 5>It was massive, big needle. I think that was worse pain,

0:38:59.605 --> 0:39:00.245
<v Speaker 5>like a met long.

0:39:02.005 --> 0:39:04.205
<v Speaker 2>She treed on a needle. It's obviously like six foot

0:39:05.645 --> 0:39:07.325
<v Speaker 2>am I thinking about it. I was trod on a

0:39:07.405 --> 0:39:10.925
<v Speaker 2>javelin guys. It went through the so of my foot

0:39:10.965 --> 0:39:12.485
<v Speaker 2>into my up to our eyeballs.

0:39:12.805 --> 0:39:16.725
<v Speaker 5>It was just so yeah, really painful, horrible horror.

0:39:17.085 --> 0:39:21.605
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, listen, she didn't Alpapatsy stories are absolute.

0:39:21.245 --> 0:39:27.245
<v Speaker 1>Just I reckon. The truth rate is. I don't mind.

0:39:27.245 --> 0:39:29.605
<v Speaker 2>I'm here for it. But sometimes it's like it was

0:39:29.645 --> 0:39:32.444
<v Speaker 2>in now and they just got bigger massive. You should

0:39:32.445 --> 0:39:33.485
<v Speaker 2>have seen the one that got away.

0:39:34.045 --> 0:39:35.965
<v Speaker 6>Have you ever had a boat?

0:39:36.325 --> 0:39:38.565
<v Speaker 4>The technic needles are massive.

0:39:40.445 --> 0:39:41.885
<v Speaker 1>The proper old school needles.

0:39:41.885 --> 0:39:44.165
<v Speaker 5>They were ruler like it was, you know, not even

0:39:44.205 --> 0:39:45.125
<v Speaker 5>like a plastic one.

0:39:45.165 --> 0:39:47.285
<v Speaker 4>It was like stainless steel.

0:39:47.565 --> 0:39:50.285
<v Speaker 2>Scar as well. Also, there was none of that that

0:39:50.325 --> 0:39:54.325
<v Speaker 2>fancy numbing cream they give you straight in bang. There

0:39:54.365 --> 0:39:57.565
<v Speaker 2>was that look the other way, sucking the tears.

0:39:59.765 --> 0:40:02.965
<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I be the first entry anonymously in your idea

0:40:08.045 --> 0:40:10.405
<v Speaker 2>of outing annoying partner habits?

0:40:11.085 --> 0:40:11.285
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:40:11.525 --> 0:40:15.165
<v Speaker 2>Working title partner patrol, you know until we be going

0:40:15.205 --> 0:40:18.485
<v Speaker 2>a patrol and you can report your partner anonymously. You know,

0:40:18.565 --> 0:40:20.964
<v Speaker 2>I can tell them off. You're innocent, you're fine going.

0:40:21.085 --> 0:40:23.205
<v Speaker 2>He must have been having a go at another suasan.

0:40:23.365 --> 0:40:25.645
<v Speaker 1>No I didn't. I didn't message him or is it

0:40:25.685 --> 0:40:26.485
<v Speaker 1>red flag.

0:40:26.325 --> 0:40:32.125
<v Speaker 2>Radio, or my partner the problem, or the so what

0:40:32.125 --> 0:40:35.765
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing during soft cell? The hate that song? Or

0:40:35.805 --> 0:40:38.765
<v Speaker 2>the blame game? What do we like, guys, Partner Patrol?

0:40:39.045 --> 0:40:41.364
<v Speaker 6>I like Partner Patrol. You're a bit too good at

0:40:41.365 --> 0:40:42.445
<v Speaker 6>making up names for this.

0:40:47.245 --> 0:40:48.965
<v Speaker 2>Jesus and right now and we will never entered this.

0:40:49.005 --> 0:40:55.365
<v Speaker 2>I've got no problem red flag radio votes my partner

0:40:55.445 --> 0:41:01.565
<v Speaker 2>the problem. That's what it is, doesn't it? The blame game?

0:41:02.245 --> 0:41:03.844
<v Speaker 6>I like my partner the problem?

0:41:04.045 --> 0:41:07.405
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, yeah, over a part of the Patrol. I

0:41:07.405 --> 0:41:08.925
<v Speaker 1>could just hear the whoo who.

0:41:11.005 --> 0:41:12.685
<v Speaker 7>You got me back in with the sound effects. I'm

0:41:12.685 --> 0:41:13.725
<v Speaker 7>back on Partner Patrol.

0:41:13.925 --> 0:41:15.645
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'll tell you what we do both. Hey,

0:41:15.685 --> 0:41:19.444
<v Speaker 2>it's time for this week's Partner Patrol. Well, well where

0:41:19.525 --> 0:41:23.245
<v Speaker 2>you tell us it's my partner the problem? Per Okay, guys,

0:41:23.325 --> 0:41:27.365
<v Speaker 2>that we had that meeting, Okay, what have you trod on?

0:41:28.485 --> 0:41:30.365
<v Speaker 1>Christian? My husband? Thank you?

0:41:30.725 --> 0:41:34.045
<v Speaker 2>My husband once wasn't enough. But anyway, we can have

0:41:34.045 --> 0:41:35.805
<v Speaker 2>too much of a good thing. It's like a sweet dessert.

0:41:36.805 --> 0:41:38.765
<v Speaker 2>My husband stood on a needle and it snapped off

0:41:38.765 --> 0:41:40.165
<v Speaker 2>on his foot and he has to have three days

0:41:40.165 --> 0:41:40.885
<v Speaker 2>in hospital.

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<v Speaker 6>Strong feet though, Yes, that's rough.

0:41:46.085 --> 0:41:48.245
<v Speaker 2>Christian, My daughter stepped on a sea urchin. It took

0:41:48.325 --> 0:41:50.365
<v Speaker 2>days to get all the spikes out. It was like

0:41:50.405 --> 0:41:53.245
<v Speaker 2>having five hundred splinters, poor thing on the bottom of

0:41:53.565 --> 0:41:55.844
<v Speaker 2>our foot. She was screaming in my ear the whole time.

0:41:56.645 --> 0:41:58.325
<v Speaker 2>That's a lovely dad there moaning about that.

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<v Speaker 6>Shut up my daughter and the problem.

0:42:02.805 --> 0:42:06.565
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, that's that's another one there.

0:42:07.285 --> 0:42:09.205
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get a Mark. Now it's got a

0:42:09.245 --> 0:42:12.565
<v Speaker 1>crazy story. Come morning, Mark, Morning, Christian, Morning team.

0:42:12.605 --> 0:42:13.285
<v Speaker 15>How is everyone?

0:42:13.525 --> 0:42:15.525
<v Speaker 1>We're good, Welcome to the show. Mark. So what did

0:42:15.525 --> 0:42:16.125
<v Speaker 1>you stand on?

0:42:17.245 --> 0:42:19.445
<v Speaker 16>I stood on an apple while I was running, and

0:42:19.485 --> 0:42:21.085
<v Speaker 16>as you can imagine, it didn't end well.

0:42:22.325 --> 0:42:24.884
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, so you would have liked just gone over.

0:42:25.005 --> 0:42:27.125
<v Speaker 2>I guess the momentum of you running down the apple

0:42:27.205 --> 0:42:28.165
<v Speaker 2>sliding under.

0:42:28.885 --> 0:42:31.725
<v Speaker 16>I heard more of a crack than wondered what it was,

0:42:31.765 --> 0:42:35.685
<v Speaker 16>and then felt this atrocious pain and stopped running straight away,

0:42:35.805 --> 0:42:38.965
<v Speaker 16>sat on the ground. My ankle and foot sort of

0:42:39.125 --> 0:42:43.085
<v Speaker 16>blew up straight away, and long story shorts broke my

0:42:43.125 --> 0:42:46.085
<v Speaker 16>foot in two places and tore all the ligaments and tendons.

0:42:46.325 --> 0:42:48.605
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you poor guy. It's awful.

0:42:48.645 --> 0:42:50.605
<v Speaker 2>Once you were reading a certain age, now you fear

0:42:50.725 --> 0:42:52.685
<v Speaker 2>something that's happening because you know this is a year.

0:42:53.725 --> 0:42:56.885
<v Speaker 16>Oh look, to be honest, that was probably two years

0:42:56.925 --> 0:42:57.525
<v Speaker 16>before my foot.

0:42:57.725 --> 0:42:59.525
<v Speaker 17>Yes, what I call normal again?

0:42:59.845 --> 0:43:05.205
<v Speaker 1>Yes, what's the pink that's going to be? Granny Smith?

0:43:06.565 --> 0:43:07.845
<v Speaker 17>Absolutely no idea.

0:43:08.045 --> 0:43:10.805
<v Speaker 16>I didn't off and sort of analyze what's wrong.

0:43:10.845 --> 0:43:12.045
<v Speaker 1>You miss an opportunity of there. Mate.

0:43:12.045 --> 0:43:13.605
<v Speaker 2>We'll have a think about it today during your tea

0:43:13.645 --> 0:43:14.924
<v Speaker 2>break or lunchtime or something.

0:43:15.125 --> 0:43:19.205
<v Speaker 1>But my money's on a Granny Smith. Yeah, they are.

0:43:19.045 --> 0:43:23.445
<v Speaker 2>They're double basters, those grannies that are nonnas of the

0:43:23.485 --> 0:43:25.765
<v Speaker 2>apple world. You do not mess with the Granny Smith.

0:43:26.085 --> 0:43:27.485
<v Speaker 2>They will snap your tendence off.

0:43:29.405 --> 0:43:31.844
<v Speaker 16>Stonefish what I called the apple, but I'm sure it's

0:43:31.885 --> 0:43:33.885
<v Speaker 16>not a variety that's not common.

0:43:37.525 --> 0:43:39.685
<v Speaker 1>Love it mark, great story, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 18>I have a good day.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks guys.

0:43:42.165 --> 0:43:44.525
<v Speaker 2>No, it is I dread now, like even going up

0:43:44.525 --> 0:43:46.325
<v Speaker 2>a ladder. I keept what he's scared, because I think

0:43:46.565 --> 0:43:49.285
<v Speaker 2>if I've fallen off this thing, it's a year of recovery.

0:43:50.285 --> 0:43:52.005
<v Speaker 2>You know, I hurt my arm early this year, and

0:43:52.045 --> 0:43:54.685
<v Speaker 2>it's I just have to accept the fact I'm never

0:43:54.765 --> 0:43:57.525
<v Speaker 2>ever going to be one hundred percent for the rest

0:43:57.565 --> 0:43:58.085
<v Speaker 2>of my life.

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<v Speaker 6>Is this when you went on the monkey bars.

0:44:01.165 --> 0:44:03.285
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just doing the parallel gyps rio.

0:44:04.165 --> 0:44:09.085
<v Speaker 6>They can't mend me, couldn't put Humpty back together, and it's.

0:44:09.005 --> 0:44:10.005
<v Speaker 1>Never going to be okay.

0:44:13.485 --> 0:44:17.325
<v Speaker 2>Stephen's on the line. Welcome Steve O. Hell are we

0:44:17.325 --> 0:44:17.805
<v Speaker 2>We're good?

0:44:18.125 --> 0:44:18.525
<v Speaker 1>All right?

0:44:18.605 --> 0:44:23.485
<v Speaker 2>So Mark trodden apple and smashed his foot to pieces.

0:44:23.645 --> 0:44:25.685
<v Speaker 1>What did you do, Stephen? What did you stand on?

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<v Speaker 18>Do you remember my girls love Strawberry Shortcakes, the little characters? Yeah,

0:44:32.685 --> 0:44:35.085
<v Speaker 18>And it was about three in the morning. I was

0:44:35.165 --> 0:44:39.845
<v Speaker 18>up doing something for the kids and pitch dark. I

0:44:39.885 --> 0:44:42.805
<v Speaker 18>was still on a Strawberry Shortcakes and broke mortal toe

0:44:43.645 --> 0:44:50.125
<v Speaker 18>and actually went the sideways and I had to wake

0:44:50.165 --> 0:44:51.085
<v Speaker 18>it back in and.

0:44:55.085 --> 0:44:57.525
<v Speaker 1>Actually, don't be tough. This is you can leave it.

0:44:59.885 --> 0:45:02.725
<v Speaker 18>And now I've got a deformed poe. And the doctors

0:45:02.725 --> 0:45:03.645
<v Speaker 18>really couldn't do anything.

0:45:06.285 --> 0:45:07.285
<v Speaker 1>Kind have a lazy hoss.

0:45:07.365 --> 0:45:10.245
<v Speaker 2>Doctor, just stay science now what they can do. They

0:45:10.245 --> 0:45:17.485
<v Speaker 2>could punch off limbs. Now science and medicine can't app

0:45:17.525 --> 0:45:18.765
<v Speaker 2>you mate.

0:45:18.725 --> 0:45:20.924
<v Speaker 18>Yeah, yeah, small girl.

0:45:22.125 --> 0:45:24.805
<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately they got microscopes and stuff like that.

0:45:26.605 --> 0:45:29.004
<v Speaker 6>When he broke his toe and then he smacked it again.

0:45:29.085 --> 0:45:30.964
<v Speaker 6>The doctor can only help you so much.

0:45:32.485 --> 0:45:33.125
<v Speaker 1>I love all the heart.

0:45:33.165 --> 0:45:35.485
<v Speaker 2>This this all went on where your family are asleep.

0:45:35.525 --> 0:45:44.605
<v Speaker 2>It's three am. You're a guy, bring your toe. It's

0:45:44.645 --> 0:45:48.565
<v Speaker 2>a great story, and you're right that that three four

0:45:48.605 --> 0:45:52.845
<v Speaker 2>am is when mums and dads are at highest risk

0:45:53.285 --> 0:45:56.765
<v Speaker 2>of standing on lego. I once trod on the head

0:45:56.805 --> 0:46:00.525
<v Speaker 2>of a baby Annabelle and twisted my ankle really woody badly.

0:46:00.565 --> 0:46:02.605
<v Speaker 2>Baby Annabell was this toy that was around about I

0:46:02.645 --> 0:46:04.085
<v Speaker 2>don't know, about fifteen years ago.

0:46:04.125 --> 0:46:06.205
<v Speaker 1>What was a freaky.

0:46:05.925 --> 0:46:09.285
<v Speaker 2>Doll that was marketed as been just like an actual

0:46:09.365 --> 0:46:12.484
<v Speaker 2>baby and so had this horrible sort of glassy blinky eyes,

0:46:12.965 --> 0:46:14.765
<v Speaker 2>and it would also wet itself.

0:46:15.485 --> 0:46:17.165
<v Speaker 6>What would that be good?

0:46:17.685 --> 0:46:18.165
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:46:18.765 --> 0:46:22.325
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, I trod on this thing about after in

0:46:22.325 --> 0:46:24.964
<v Speaker 2>the morning once and sadly, with the impact of my foot,

0:46:25.005 --> 0:46:26.165
<v Speaker 2>it snapped its head off.

0:46:27.885 --> 0:46:29.405
<v Speaker 1>So I then had to leave and go and do

0:46:29.445 --> 0:46:34.205
<v Speaker 1>the breakfast show. And so do take it? This is

0:46:34.245 --> 0:46:37.605
<v Speaker 1>you could you not have tried to repair it?

0:46:37.925 --> 0:46:42.045
<v Speaker 2>You can't let the baby animals accidently decapitated. The kids

0:46:42.045 --> 0:46:46.765
<v Speaker 2>are crying and screaming. Plus I hated Baby Annabelle. The

0:46:46.845 --> 0:46:48.285
<v Speaker 2>kids thought I just got up one more, just.

0:46:48.245 --> 0:46:51.645
<v Speaker 1>Snap his nke off. They're going to be in therapy

0:46:51.685 --> 0:46:52.005
<v Speaker 1>for years.

0:46:52.005 --> 0:46:57.485
<v Speaker 3>About that The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:46:58.045 --> 0:46:59.765
<v Speaker 2>So the last couple of weeks, so I've been taking

0:46:59.845 --> 0:47:01.685
<v Speaker 2>on the journey that my family going through. When I

0:47:01.725 --> 0:47:05.245
<v Speaker 2>say my family, it's actually my wife and I. The

0:47:05.325 --> 0:47:07.565
<v Speaker 2>house that he brought when moved here seven years ago.

0:47:08.165 --> 0:47:12.165
<v Speaker 2>Now the we are this year emptinss's. It's it's too big,

0:47:12.565 --> 0:47:16.565
<v Speaker 2>and so we move out next week and we are downsizing.

0:47:16.765 --> 0:47:19.085
<v Speaker 2>And I've had to you obviously last a couple of

0:47:19.085 --> 0:47:21.685
<v Speaker 2>weeks ago, we've heard me get rid of my beloved speakers.

0:47:21.685 --> 0:47:25.045
<v Speaker 2>There's no group of the speakers. People think I'm moving

0:47:25.085 --> 0:47:26.205
<v Speaker 2>into some sort of cubbyhole.

0:47:26.565 --> 0:47:27.325
<v Speaker 6>I sound like it.

0:47:29.485 --> 0:47:30.805
<v Speaker 1>So I meant some listening to the street.

0:47:30.805 --> 0:47:32.285
<v Speaker 2>The other day, she goes that is it going to

0:47:32.325 --> 0:47:35.205
<v Speaker 2>be okay, you've got no room for an office or no,

0:47:35.445 --> 0:47:38.445
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting a small, small desk in the bedroom.

0:47:38.485 --> 0:47:41.445
<v Speaker 1>It's going to be my office. You know that she

0:47:41.605 --> 0:47:43.005
<v Speaker 1>is a big year for the for the for the

0:47:43.085 --> 0:47:45.085
<v Speaker 1>show can be running a national radio.

0:47:44.885 --> 0:47:48.045
<v Speaker 2>Show from my bedroom, you know, doing deals with Nike

0:47:48.205 --> 0:47:50.405
<v Speaker 2>and people like this and Spielberg and stuffing like that.

0:47:50.525 --> 0:47:52.405
<v Speaker 1>Go away. Is that is that your bedroom behind you.

0:47:53.325 --> 0:47:55.325
<v Speaker 2>Now, this is the saddest thing we're getting rid of.

0:47:55.885 --> 0:47:57.844
<v Speaker 2>Hard to get rid of, my speakers, But this is

0:47:58.365 --> 0:48:01.565
<v Speaker 2>the couch. This couch has been in my family for

0:48:01.645 --> 0:48:04.245
<v Speaker 2>ten years. When we moved here, got shoved into a

0:48:04.325 --> 0:48:07.245
<v Speaker 2>ship and container because it was the Count when I

0:48:07.285 --> 0:48:10.205
<v Speaker 2>when I first got this Count is a beautiful velvet

0:48:10.725 --> 0:48:12.685
<v Speaker 2>four seater Chesterfield.

0:48:12.685 --> 0:48:14.485
<v Speaker 1>Perhaps you're not on talking about, and Alex.

0:48:14.285 --> 0:48:17.404
<v Speaker 2>Will not chester Beans one of those grand old woman's handmade.

0:48:17.765 --> 0:48:20.004
<v Speaker 2>And so when we got this couch ten years ago,

0:48:20.485 --> 0:48:23.085
<v Speaker 2>my daughters Ruby and Lewis were nine and eleven. They're

0:48:23.125 --> 0:48:26.645
<v Speaker 2>now nineteen and twenty one. And this is my wife

0:48:26.725 --> 0:48:30.325
<v Speaker 2>and I on this way too big a couch. It

0:48:30.445 --> 0:48:34.004
<v Speaker 2>is a couch of a thousand stories. And in fact,

0:48:34.045 --> 0:48:36.525
<v Speaker 2>I remember a couple of weeks after my first daughter

0:48:36.725 --> 0:48:38.165
<v Speaker 2>moved out and it was just me on the couch.

0:48:38.165 --> 0:48:39.885
<v Speaker 2>It was, oh my god, this is the beginning of

0:48:39.885 --> 0:48:41.645
<v Speaker 2>the next phase of our life. I was trotting and

0:48:41.685 --> 0:48:43.645
<v Speaker 2>finding the remote control, and I was going down the

0:48:43.685 --> 0:48:47.925
<v Speaker 2>back of the cushions and I found a folded up

0:48:48.045 --> 0:48:51.844
<v Speaker 2>Calipo wrapper. Now, previously both the kids would just dump

0:48:51.885 --> 0:48:52.725
<v Speaker 2>their wrappers on the counch.

0:48:52.725 --> 0:48:55.605
<v Speaker 1>She used to drive me crazy. This It actually touched me.

0:48:55.685 --> 0:48:58.085
<v Speaker 1>I was like, my god, it's still there. I put

0:48:58.165 --> 0:49:00.325
<v Speaker 1>it back down there. I'm going to keep the wrapper

0:49:00.405 --> 0:49:00.844
<v Speaker 1>down there.

0:49:00.965 --> 0:49:02.765
<v Speaker 2>So what I'd love to do is we were just

0:49:02.805 --> 0:49:04.285
<v Speaker 2>going to put it on Facebook marketplace.

0:49:04.285 --> 0:49:06.125
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to go into a stranger. It's still

0:49:06.125 --> 0:49:06.925
<v Speaker 1>in great condition.

0:49:08.285 --> 0:49:12.485
<v Speaker 2>It's very clear where I sat on the couch, and

0:49:12.525 --> 0:49:14.405
<v Speaker 2>by one of that means I've.

0:49:14.205 --> 0:49:16.125
<v Speaker 1>Got very powerful glutes.

0:49:16.645 --> 0:49:19.364
<v Speaker 6>I can see that. Actually in the phono, my.

0:49:19.365 --> 0:49:23.125
<v Speaker 2>Wife caused me glutamus maximus, but that's between us. But

0:49:23.165 --> 0:49:27.205
<v Speaker 2>it's very clear the indentation where my area was far right,

0:49:27.245 --> 0:49:30.365
<v Speaker 2>always on the fire right. So I'd like my family

0:49:30.365 --> 0:49:32.765
<v Speaker 2>and I would really love to give this couch to

0:49:32.965 --> 0:49:36.045
<v Speaker 2>a family that have got kids, and you're gonna make

0:49:36.045 --> 0:49:38.605
<v Speaker 2>your own Stories're gonna have birthdays on. They're gonna laugh

0:49:38.645 --> 0:49:42.285
<v Speaker 2>on their watch movies, laugh, cry, argue Christmas as we've

0:49:42.285 --> 0:49:44.245
<v Speaker 2>had on there. They all set the couch. I sit

0:49:44.285 --> 0:49:47.125
<v Speaker 2>opposite the couch picking up all the wrapping paper and

0:49:47.165 --> 0:49:48.085
<v Speaker 2>folding into bin bag.

0:49:48.125 --> 0:49:49.525
<v Speaker 1>Dad is an official dad job.

0:49:50.005 --> 0:49:52.765
<v Speaker 2>So to help sell this to the future family, and

0:49:52.805 --> 0:49:56.045
<v Speaker 2>this would be a couch for someone's Christmas this year.

0:49:56.165 --> 0:49:58.605
<v Speaker 2>So We've had so many stories on this couch. What

0:49:58.645 --> 0:50:01.445
<v Speaker 2>would be the new story of this couch? Have you

0:50:01.485 --> 0:50:03.565
<v Speaker 2>got two young boys, you've got girls? What have you got?

0:50:03.765 --> 0:50:06.884
<v Speaker 2>So if you'd like a beautiful family couch, there's been

0:50:06.925 --> 0:50:09.525
<v Speaker 2>a great home for us when watching hanging out together

0:50:09.525 --> 0:50:11.645
<v Speaker 2>for last ten years. We'd love it to go to

0:50:11.685 --> 0:50:14.285
<v Speaker 2>a family or anyone who wants it. It's in great condition.

0:50:14.325 --> 0:50:16.885
<v Speaker 2>It's a big old beast tune off meters. It's a

0:50:16.965 --> 0:50:21.205
<v Speaker 2>four seater Chesterfield. Let's plays Rio's song to sell.

0:50:21.005 --> 0:50:28.565
<v Speaker 11>This Christian's booming out to or smaller house?

0:50:29.085 --> 0:50:30.725
<v Speaker 9>Do you want.

0:50:32.285 --> 0:50:37.645
<v Speaker 10>Christians couches take to the moon for he that Chesterfield

0:50:38.285 --> 0:50:44.445
<v Speaker 10>calling now for Christians couch All right?

0:50:44.645 --> 0:50:45.725
<v Speaker 1>Lines are open now.

0:50:45.925 --> 0:50:51.765
<v Speaker 2>Who wants my fourth eater velvet gray couch calling now

0:50:51.845 --> 0:50:53.245
<v Speaker 2>call the couch line.

0:50:53.365 --> 0:50:56.165
<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:50:56.845 --> 0:51:00.405
<v Speaker 2>All right, so giving away my family couch free to

0:51:00.485 --> 0:51:01.325
<v Speaker 2>a new family.

0:51:03.205 --> 0:51:07.245
<v Speaker 11>Christian's booming out to or smaller house?

0:51:07.725 --> 0:51:15.765
<v Speaker 9>Do you Christians? Cow days to the moon? Just a

0:51:15.925 --> 0:51:17.964
<v Speaker 9>Field calling now?

0:51:19.765 --> 0:51:21.365
<v Speaker 6>Look Christians cow.

0:51:22.445 --> 0:51:24.245
<v Speaker 2>All right, lod are you calling in? Let's go to

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<v Speaker 2>Laura now, Laura, good morning, welcome.

0:51:26.725 --> 0:51:27.205
<v Speaker 1>To the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, good morning, Hey, Laura, So tell me. So

0:51:31.925 --> 0:51:33.085
<v Speaker 2>you're a mummy, got kids.

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<v Speaker 1>How old are they? Laura.

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah, I've got two little girls as role and they're

0:51:37.325 --> 0:51:37.965
<v Speaker 17>three and seven.

0:51:38.805 --> 0:51:41.045
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that is the perfect age for them.

0:51:41.205 --> 0:51:44.125
<v Speaker 2>Now grow into a bigger family couch and what have

0:51:44.205 --> 0:51:46.125
<v Speaker 2>you got the moment you've got a your cram together,

0:51:46.125 --> 0:51:48.165
<v Speaker 2>you've got a little three seater or what's the situation.

0:51:48.685 --> 0:51:51.285
<v Speaker 17>So we've got a three seater which we actually moved

0:51:51.965 --> 0:51:54.725
<v Speaker 17>in the back of my husband's station wagon, so we

0:51:54.805 --> 0:51:58.605
<v Speaker 17>folded down of the back seats and he squished up

0:51:58.645 --> 0:52:01.325
<v Speaker 17>the front. He's six to five, so that wasn't very easy.

0:52:02.845 --> 0:52:05.205
<v Speaker 17>He looks like a cartoon character, but it was. It

0:52:05.285 --> 0:52:08.285
<v Speaker 17>was really worth it. But yeah, we haven't actually had

0:52:08.325 --> 0:52:11.325
<v Speaker 17>like our own, you know, proper family couch. We've been

0:52:11.325 --> 0:52:13.844
<v Speaker 17>looking at maybe updating anyway, now that we're out of

0:52:13.845 --> 0:52:15.205
<v Speaker 17>that sloppy baby stage.

0:52:15.605 --> 0:52:15.885
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:52:16.125 --> 0:52:18.245
<v Speaker 17>So yeah, it just really spoke to me when I

0:52:18.245 --> 0:52:19.085
<v Speaker 17>heard it on the radio.

0:52:19.925 --> 0:52:22.685
<v Speaker 2>Laura, I'd love you and your daughters have it. It's

0:52:22.685 --> 0:52:24.765
<v Speaker 2>had my daughters on it, so I think it would

0:52:24.765 --> 0:52:26.405
<v Speaker 2>be the world to us to know it's going to it.

0:52:26.485 --> 0:52:29.725
<v Speaker 2>Now the two younger daughters, you'll have many great last

0:52:29.765 --> 0:52:32.165
<v Speaker 2>watching stuff together, all struggling up on it as well.

0:52:32.485 --> 0:52:35.725
<v Speaker 2>Your husband he can put his backside on the indentation

0:52:35.805 --> 0:52:40.205
<v Speaker 2>of my backside to theft from my backside to your

0:52:40.285 --> 0:52:44.845
<v Speaker 2>husband's backside, backsideed forward, I always so.

0:52:44.925 --> 0:52:45.725
<v Speaker 17>I'm sure you'll love that.

0:52:47.645 --> 0:52:49.445
<v Speaker 1>I've broken it in from Oh no pleasure.

0:52:49.765 --> 0:52:52.405
<v Speaker 2>We really wanted it to go to a family with

0:52:52.485 --> 0:52:55.165
<v Speaker 2>some young kids. It's been a great and these things.

0:52:55.725 --> 0:52:58.485
<v Speaker 2>Couches are the center point of families. People never talk

0:52:58.525 --> 0:53:01.245
<v Speaker 2>about this. You spend so much time on there, snuggled up.

0:53:01.285 --> 0:53:03.445
<v Speaker 2>You hear their stories, whether they've had a good day

0:53:03.525 --> 0:53:04.765
<v Speaker 2>or bad day at school.

0:53:04.885 --> 0:53:05.565
<v Speaker 1>They lie on them.

0:53:05.605 --> 0:53:08.925
<v Speaker 2>It's a bed sometimes, honestly, so much of your so

0:53:09.005 --> 0:53:11.165
<v Speaker 2>much of your bonding time is actually.

0:53:10.845 --> 0:53:11.565
<v Speaker 1>On the couch.

0:53:12.245 --> 0:53:14.844
<v Speaker 2>And so I love it this going. What are your

0:53:14.885 --> 0:53:16.165
<v Speaker 2>daughter's names, Laura.

0:53:16.445 --> 0:53:17.605
<v Speaker 17>I'm Hazel on April.

0:53:18.125 --> 0:53:21.645
<v Speaker 1>Hazel and April great names as well. Well. Listen, we'll

0:53:21.685 --> 0:53:22.685
<v Speaker 1>get it over this week.

0:53:24.045 --> 0:53:26.725
<v Speaker 17>Amazing. Thank you, A wonderful start to the season. Thank

0:53:26.765 --> 0:53:27.364
<v Speaker 17>you so much.

0:53:27.565 --> 0:53:28.405
<v Speaker 1>That's a right. I'm pleasure.

0:53:28.565 --> 0:53:29.965
<v Speaker 2>I love the idea that this is going to be

0:53:29.965 --> 0:53:32.285
<v Speaker 2>your first Christmas, all of you on it together.

0:53:32.445 --> 0:53:32.605
<v Speaker 1>Now.

0:53:32.605 --> 0:53:35.805
<v Speaker 2>I have one small condition, Laura, is it okay if

0:53:35.845 --> 0:53:38.245
<v Speaker 2>once a year I come round and just sit on

0:53:38.285 --> 0:53:41.125
<v Speaker 2>it for a bit, just catch up with.

0:53:42.685 --> 0:53:45.405
<v Speaker 1>Laura. No, she does actually really.

0:53:49.965 --> 0:53:51.925
<v Speaker 2>Just watch again this crack a beer on it and

0:53:51.965 --> 0:53:54.245
<v Speaker 2>go oh and April, this used to be mine, you know.

0:53:55.005 --> 0:53:57.365
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's that strange man from Englishman from the

0:53:57.445 --> 0:54:03.205
<v Speaker 2>radio on our couch. It's the bit where I say

0:54:03.245 --> 0:54:05.085
<v Speaker 2>it's like a memory phone thing, you know, they remember

0:54:05.125 --> 0:54:09.565
<v Speaker 2>the contours, Laura, enjoy the couch and have a great

0:54:09.605 --> 0:54:10.405
<v Speaker 2>Christmas all of you.

0:54:10.445 --> 0:54:12.844
<v Speaker 1>Okay, there we will.

0:54:13.285 --> 0:54:15.365
<v Speaker 2>And by the way, if there's any community centers listening,

0:54:15.405 --> 0:54:17.685
<v Speaker 2>we've also got these two weather chairs and some tables

0:54:18.045 --> 0:54:21.045
<v Speaker 2>and they would need some furniture for free. Happy to help,

0:54:21.725 --> 0:54:24.605
<v Speaker 2>you can send me an email. Christian at Christian O'Connell

0:54:24.765 --> 0:54:25.805
<v Speaker 2>dot com dot au.

0:54:26.605 --> 0:54:29.925
<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:54:30.085 --> 0:54:37.005
<v Speaker 1>All Right, time wasted today? Who fancies an Indian?

0:54:38.645 --> 0:54:42.805
<v Speaker 2>That's right, we're off for a curry curry songs today?

0:54:44.125 --> 0:54:47.365
<v Speaker 2>What are they listening to in the Indian curry houses?

0:54:47.845 --> 0:54:54.884
<v Speaker 2>Popa don preach, Abbott love a curry, that's right. They'll

0:54:54.885 --> 0:54:57.364
<v Speaker 2>always have a ticke a chance on me ticket chance

0:55:00.165 --> 0:55:04.005
<v Speaker 2>radioheads love getting the carry on, that's right. They always

0:55:04.005 --> 0:55:10.325
<v Speaker 2>have a corner police. No God Plus is yet, though.

0:55:10.765 --> 0:55:11.844
<v Speaker 6>I have to be careful with those.

0:55:11.885 --> 0:55:14.325
<v Speaker 2>They've got to be so careful today. They're on to you,

0:55:14.405 --> 0:55:17.685
<v Speaker 2>my friend. I want to hold your narn silver.

0:55:18.205 --> 0:55:20.485
<v Speaker 1>All right? What have you got them? Curry songs?

0:55:20.565 --> 0:55:22.685
<v Speaker 6>You're right, Abba do love a curry and they like

0:55:22.765 --> 0:55:28.085
<v Speaker 6>it hot. They're always singing Winderloo. Could any two if.

0:55:28.085 --> 0:55:37.125
<v Speaker 15>Well performing them? God Plus sweet child of Nun. That's good,

0:55:37.205 --> 0:55:38.205
<v Speaker 15>that's good.

0:55:39.445 --> 0:55:42.565
<v Speaker 6>Should I stay or should I goat goat curry?

0:55:42.765 --> 0:55:45.925
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I know I've had that before. It's lovely silver

0:55:46.685 --> 0:55:48.165
<v Speaker 1>and pink Floyd.

0:55:48.205 --> 0:55:50.525
<v Speaker 7>Oh, they love a curry, but they love a tie curry,

0:55:50.565 --> 0:55:51.485
<v Speaker 7>not an Indian one.

0:55:51.805 --> 0:55:52.885
<v Speaker 6>Wish you were panier.

0:55:53.565 --> 0:55:56.125
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's very good, very very good. I forgot.

0:55:56.245 --> 0:56:00.285
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we get some massive man ones, aren't we? Gimmy

0:56:00.285 --> 0:56:04.445
<v Speaker 2>gimmick a massive man after midnight? They love the curry,

0:56:04.605 --> 0:56:08.645
<v Speaker 2>they do, don't they, whether it's Indian or tie. They

0:56:08.685 --> 0:56:14.485
<v Speaker 2>worship a broad church of curries. Send us your curry songs.

0:56:14.565 --> 0:56:17.245
<v Speaker 2>Oh four seven four Nope, not the number. That's somebody

0:56:17.245 --> 0:56:21.005
<v Speaker 2>else who is that? We should find out somebodys get

0:56:21.045 --> 0:56:24.965
<v Speaker 2>a load of curry songs. Now, of course, what I

0:56:25.085 --> 0:56:26.844
<v Speaker 2>meant to say that I did a deliberate mistake there,

0:56:26.885 --> 0:56:29.045
<v Speaker 2>just to check the teen's response. As you heard, none

0:56:29.085 --> 0:56:31.685
<v Speaker 2>of them had my back. Oh four seven five O

0:56:31.925 --> 0:56:35.285
<v Speaker 2>three one oh four three will mark them if you

0:56:35.365 --> 0:56:35.844
<v Speaker 2>call it that.

0:56:36.005 --> 0:56:40.405
<v Speaker 3>Next The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Rio you read to mark the time wasters. We've got

0:56:44.005 --> 0:56:44.645
<v Speaker 1>a load today.

0:56:44.685 --> 0:56:49.085
<v Speaker 2>They're pouring in Curry Movies, besting show Today, tom A

0:56:49.165 --> 0:56:54.885
<v Speaker 2>pass Go Class, Phillipe Cinemas, Curry Movies, Enter, Persander Man,

0:56:55.405 --> 0:56:58.725
<v Speaker 2>Silver Plas, very good, Andy, bit of Cold Chisel, Ca Sag.

0:57:00.045 --> 0:57:04.645
<v Speaker 2>That's very good, Gil Frasier Love Gold, Simon, well done,

0:57:04.725 --> 0:57:10.245
<v Speaker 2>Passander Claus is coming to town, Mark Worlder, Shiny Chapatti people,

0:57:10.605 --> 0:57:14.725
<v Speaker 2>that's gold. That's Michelle Oz you Osborne, he loved to Curry,

0:57:14.885 --> 0:57:20.365
<v Speaker 2>Jeffresy train Ah Silver. What about Darmie Maybe just Darmi,

0:57:20.525 --> 0:57:26.845
<v Speaker 2>maybe Laura very good. Dan's got this one katsuit in the.

0:57:26.805 --> 0:57:28.765
<v Speaker 6>Cradle Japanese Curry very good.

0:57:29.965 --> 0:57:32.885
<v Speaker 2>U Matt here has come up with about four you're ready.

0:57:33.045 --> 0:57:35.125
<v Speaker 2>This is all the same guy tears on my palow

0:57:35.685 --> 0:57:40.005
<v Speaker 2>Bronze girlfriend in Acorma Silver Lionel Richie, Dan sack on

0:57:40.045 --> 0:57:42.485
<v Speaker 2>the ceiling gold helu is it me?

0:57:42.525 --> 0:57:43.725
<v Speaker 1>You're looking for gold?

0:57:43.885 --> 0:57:47.005
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, Matt and altona North very good spice, Spice

0:57:47.085 --> 0:57:52.245
<v Speaker 2>Baby Silver Sharp Dress, massa Man Silver plus, Eminem loves

0:57:52.245 --> 0:57:57.325
<v Speaker 2>a Curry, Vinda Lusiaself gold plus. That is from ten

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<v Speaker 2>year old Zach. Future future generation is looking good all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is the winner today?

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<v Speaker 6>Rio, It's Zach, Vinda, Lou's yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the gold class? What? I'm zaki? Boys, he's

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<v Speaker 1>been all the grown ups. We're back tomorrow. Take care.

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<v Speaker 14>Bye.

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